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Coming up with a unique thread is too much effort.

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Too much effort.
Stop yourself.

I could do this
I could also NOT do this

this will revive the thread for sure

No hair off my ass.

good morning...

Hola, Papito.

ur ded

If there's any there it probably should be
there's nothing worse than ass hair

I meant it's not my problem, bwaka.

hola mamacita

Excuse you I am the least nerd.
When have I ever done anything of the sort?

Someone make me put socks on.

And grab a jacket.

And fucking leave already.

bruh look at that weird ass anime image you just used and tell me you're not a nerd.

ergo you must have inherited his trucking genes and have a hairy ass
It's pure logic.

I didn't inherit them very well; I've never driven in my life.

What if we just made you leave without the other two?

I fail to see your logic. Now if you'll excuse me I'm busy posting anime on the internet while having someone speak speculative scifi into my ear while I play videogames and wait for late night pizza delivery.

make him teach you to truck

you're actually the biggest nerd holy shit.

No ty.

'kay, I'm outtie.

Maybe

To be fair only the posting anime and playing videogames are particularly common.

rip

why?

goodmorning hhhhhhhhhh

b e t h e s d a

the real answer probably has something to do with mods, works fine on my R9 290 non-x

goodmorning candanon

it seems to be a problem mostly when i go up and down on the Y axis tho

it is saturday my dudes

ayy grom

hi scoots/qt
where is your name

some weird loading problem then i dunno

What happens saturday night

whoops

no as in the movement up and down on landscapes isnt smooth

well I might roam the hamlet

nice lewd

The what now?

always

He plays dnd, tbh. Can't get more nerd than that.

I was summoned

I forgot I left that on.

the local city/town

lookie I finally have names for the marimos

meet Selene and Helios

hola pendejo

yelloh

...

Suh

bout to go grab brunch w/roomate

hbu

hi squido how u

w-what?

Had late lunch with friendos/catch up
All fin and games fam

i'd like two burritos please!

Ask Darwin to visit and go do dumb things with him in Hamlet

those are the algae thingys ye?

nice

I haven't had lobster in a long while, might go eat at a restaurant for dinner tbh

Afternoon everyone.

Lobster is primo

lmao
darwin is too shy to meet people in his own city let alone travel to meet others

yes they are
week 3 almost having them

time is flying

allo

N-nothing.

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

I am 100% certified okay
Kind of feel like doing something and being productive but nothing to do

hiloahallaoaho

All of those abandoned threads

they need a home

I'm nothing??

How are you doing today, Grim? Well I hope.

Hey Squiddy, how are you doing today?

do they get much bigger?

I don't speak french apart from what Jade taught me and I even almost forgot that too

I uh.. no.. I just.. I wanted to go to bed.

Nani!?

but its afternoon lazybutt

1001% o k \

ummmm go shopping

Sucer ma bite!

lack of sleep + moreish lunch = one tired scoot... i wanna nap :3

midna is p lewd tbh

...

Just ate guilty late night pizza and don't give a fuuuuuck
you?

r u 100% ok?

Woke up not too long ago, now I'm just sitting around relaxing and watching streams.

but
you just said good afternoon!
You can't just wake up after midday

But I did, because I messed up my sleep schedule I think..?

Yeah I messed it up.

yes

Freedom is so good on a free day.
I hope no filthy peasant ruins my day or early bedtime.

Thank god I got valium.

Oh, and if you sickos like midna porn, check out shadbase.

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good
messed up sleep schedule best sleep schedule

n o i c e

ew

hi

...

post keyboard

It was as if you were born to be bullied~
you utter cumdumpster

lmao nerd

y tho

now post dick on it

the dick lays on the keyboard.

...

...

theres no dick laying on there

tiny asian hands

I AM SATED

tiny asian tackle

My dick is tiny anyway

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It's just a prank, bro.

OH SHIT NIGGA

emi pls, we all know otherwise

Wow good job liar

Words cannot state how awful this is to listen to. Who decides to commentate shit but doesn't keep track of which turns of phrase they over use?

I want a bigger one.

hah

Reporting loco

?

Oh

My phone isn't here yet

You can have mine.

Like.... in you?

specs

no i want to stick it somewhere else

6.5"

Feels pretty heavy

Cute balls.

but that's smal

Liar

You piece of shit

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yours is plenty, trust me

i can verify these claims

its really not tho

But it doesn't look like in them pornos!

pornos are full of shit tbh

ikt has a small penis

TINY ASIAN HANDS

But they are so pretty

anyway fooooooooooOoooooOOoooooooOoOOOd

little dicks are the easiest to suck on tbh

hardly

Gay!

...

You can look at my ballsack while I ram your mouth

balls are pretty nice tbh

im gone for like 2 sec you guys are pervos

maybe its just big in comparison 2 the hands

no u

they grow 5mm a year naturally I think

I like to be blindfolded.

A FEW STRONG SENPAIS
A SEA FULL OF BAKAS
AND LEWDIES

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wat dis mean

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And I like to see the look of satisfaction in the eye of whoever I am fucking.

They don't just keep growing right?

??????

if you take good care of them they do :D

always eat breakfast

fat azn dick
fat bat tats

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qt, noooooooooooooo

Kill me.

NO BAT PORN

juicy bat jugs

yes bat porn

w0t so eventually you just have a huge green ball lmao

Hex is better

itll take years

i had a bowl of gyoza for breakfast

you cant deny the squishy bat jugs

sure, but you have plenty years left unless you end up overdosing with Soto some day l0l

Tails is the only fuckable Sonic character.

squishy oni balls

tails best sub tbh

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Please, I don't wanna fap to bat tats. ;w;

ywn be a petaroh monsterboy

Really wish the furfag scum would tone down their filth once in a while

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fap to these instead

are xenos more to your taste?

Would you suck a traps dick irl?

Why are you like this

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The hell is that?

Because it's fun.

the creation of artist ueno petarou

Wait I can't tell if that's Subtle or not

OH YEAH MISTER KRABS

Subtle usually posts something lewd.

Subtle is my girlfriend.

btw scanner

Does Subtle have a deep voice?

can u not

No, subtle sounds camp as fuck

You sound great.

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Subtle is my fetish

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Wow someone's insecure about her voice

Are you frequently asked out for dates by internet people?

Can;t make joints so I made a hash noodle.
I'm sure if I were to travel to Bard, we could combine his joint with my noodle to create the most stoned shitposting ever.

I do really miss bard though

Subtle lewd is actually legit some of the best stuff.

My fetish is to live in a happy, comfy existence

I'm afraid of humans

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I don't blame you.
Humans are the apex predator.

I'd a Subtle irl

lol nah im done partying that hard

I want my own Subtle.

No never

He would kick the shit out of you and laugh

Hue!

whats so funny
I am a responsible grom

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Johnny Rocketfingers was the coolest shit on Newgrounds, I'm getting nostalgia trips playing it rn

Until you've had a few drinks

I think he said he's like 10 kgs fatter than me

I haven't gotten shitfaced drunk in months

boy

Aren't you tiny tho?

Only means it'll hit so much harder the day you do

true

ill prepare myself for that day :L

Yeah kinda, I'm 62 kgs like 5'9"

naked men with rocks.

5'9"

- Which will likely be in the company of Soto

Holy shit, he'd bench you any day

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I've still yet to play Rust with you.

Shut up slut, you're shorter than me

But I thought Subtle was a frail little boy
Don't shatter the cute trap image of Subtle I have

Onegai

we
shall
see

Subtle's stronk.

Subtle is like 65kg

I am the strongest.

Sounds more like you l0l

how you holding up? dranks today?

I am the biggest and da baddest

How are you feeling today, Soto?

it'll happen, dpnt sweat it

Anime tiddies

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How does Kanna propel herself

A N I M E
T I D D I E S

with her tail

ah neat

ky, etc

...

I'd be the best naked cannibal

summer when

Now.

Yay! let's go hang out and swim at the lake

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And barbeque and look at women in their pretty summer dresses

cmooon

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reminds me, we gotta eat ice cream too.

BUT MY PC CANT SWIM

Hey man, I just make sure I'm thin af cause I like having a flat stomach

Pretty good dude, heading over to hang with the friends tonight
Probably gonna smoke after not smoking for like a month so that shits gonna fuck me up
Plenty of beer too

Oh I thought he was like 70something lmao

Pretty good
Woke up, just had breakfast with my sis
Nothing too crazy

What's your favorite taste?

yeee or milkshakes

you wont need that with us

U FKN WOT M8

Start going to the gym and eat more, won't take you long to get some visible muscle

Bourbon vanilla!

Probably too lazy to make those. you make them

But how am I going to shitpost to Tokai

Hmmm nice.

part of barbequing is drinking beer you nigger

I am nice!

fine Ill get the milkshakes

do it via voice?

brb using the thread as a file hosting service because lazy

Hmmm I should make plans for summer.

No, it's too much!

Yeah, been thinking about doing that but man that takes effort
It'd be nice being ripped though

I don't like ice cream tho

good, i'll do the grilling!

I'm doing a last-minute holiday again this year
cheap and good!

Shippost

I've done that too.

just hand me a note then silly

yay ^ ^
comfy summertime

Where's the plan?

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L-like in class?

yes!

riposte

I know what you mean. I forced myself to commit by investing in protein powder. Now I'll at least keep going till that's gone.

What are you, a faggot?

It snowed here yesterday. It feels so far off ;___;

It's like, someone cancelled their holiday and now the travelling company needs to sell it for dirt cheap since it's on short notice
Is good when I have 3 months of vacation :^)

Throwing them to the boy you're interested in and it lands on the table of the popular girl

Holy shit 3 months nice

p-pretend the sun is here soon

..what

My little sister goes to the gym with her friends and I was thinking of going but going with my 17 year old sister and her 17/18 year old friends sounds all sorts of bad (and good) lmaoooo

Everyone fucking gives me shit for it too, it's like a nigga can't have an opinion nowadays
It's too sweet and too cold, hurts my teef

nvm

what

how

My last exam finishes at latest 8th of june I think. Starting again 30th of August!

Looking forward to being done tho

I'll put on my shorts and t-shirt and just pretend.

lmao yeah that'd be bad.
Some of the chicks at my gym, holy shit
I think they're ONLY there to show off their ass. FUCK

So yeah, you are practically a faggot. Np

Fuck you Ikt

At least Im not Vietnamese

QUESTION TIEM

WOULD YOU RATHER GO BACK TO YOUR 5 Y.O. SELF OR GO TO YOUR FUTURE 40 Y.O. AND RECEIVE 10 MIL DOLLARINOS

just hang out with us

Yes! i too. tho i dislike shorts

Do I know everything I do now at 5 years old?

YES

I'm gonna look like I'm 30 by the time I'm 40, might consider the 10 mil.

So put on a skirt

Ouh, plenty of time to do nothing at all :3

You say like that's not a positive thing!

5yo, New Game+ is nice.

But, people.

go back assuming I have some sliver of prior knowledge

well fine.
but no staring

we'e not just people! were cool

Then why would you not do that?
You could easily make 10 million just by betting on things that you know will happen

I think about this sometimes, like how I'd love to go back and redo things better

Dude, she has a couple of Korean friends and like I wanna meet em but I tell myself I need to stop lmao
Yeah dude, I used to go to the gym once upon a time and it was fucking great

Yeah girls say Im no fun allowed for not liking Ice Cream

If I could go back to a 5 yr old with what I know now of course I would.
I'd totally know what to do, and might get underaged pussy as a shota without it being illegal

So much better than 10mil imo

It kinda isn't
No offense tho

Guatemalans arent any better

Do I have my current ability to control my crippling anxiety at 5 years old? Because then the answer would clearly be that.

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I guess the biggest thing stopping me going back would be losing contact with people you know now
You'd have to start all your relationships from scratch

who wouldnt

Why is that even funny?

its funny because subtle is a FUCKING loser xD

Have fun missing everything you held dear before going back.

Gotta find something to do. I end up bored most years.

Fine, but no getting jealous when I look at girls.

Go for it man. Had my first week recently, I could barely put on a shirt the following days but it felt good.

Who is we?

What would you do better? :3

*pat* I know you aren't Trumpist.

Nietzche.

Buy a car and make it drift-spec!

Oh man I hate this flat country with expensive car. Nobody seems to use their car for fun, just as transport :c

Boy you have no fucking idea.

Did you end up going out?

me

Yes, but I did nothing dumb.

I usually never do that tbh
I try not to dwell on the past cause it's just a waste of time

Reminiscing is a different story

I just wanted you to reply to me

man, my dream would be to have a fucking six pack dude but then if I did I know I'd be a total tool who would always take off his shirt to show off

Knowing me I'd be that kind of guy lmao
But hey if you worked your ass off to get that ripped you deserve to be a douche at some level lmao

:3

I WISH I WAS A 6 FOOT TALL GUY WITH A 7 INCH PENIS

Go harder in fitness earlier, take post-secondary education more seriously, say yes to this girl that asked me out in hs

pff ofc I wont

me you lood

I WISH I WAS A 6 FOOT TALL GUY WITH A 7 INCH PENIS

...

???

*pat*

Neat.

I'd go for world dominance at the age of 18.

This is perrfect.

Also this but 6 foot penis.

That troll doesn't seem convincing

being ripped yields the right to show off.

Alright

EMMA stop

I HAVE A 6 FOOT PENIS BUT I WANT IT GONE BECAUSE IT'S TOO BIG

stop what

at the lake!!

we can also go camp

Thread theme song

But I only watched a movie.

::STOP MUSIC::

Sounds good too
Do you know how to play guitar?

With a chick at least? What did you watch? What time were you home? Did you drink?

But think of all those starving African kids

Yes comfy good people

I watched Get Out with a group of friends. I was back home at around midnight. Drinking is for LOSERS; I NEVER do that.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HORNY?

Sorry, no guy ever asked me out until uni :^)

How?

If you think car prices at you are bad, you'd faint when seeing ours ^^;

I bet you watched it with Lulu user.

Do not lie to me

a little

and then camp in brabantian forest!

Why did you refuse her invitation?

He only watches movies with his wife Lulu, because he is not gay, even though he makes bi-curious remarks occasionally.

I SELDOM do that.

6 feet harder than nippon steel

Being one step ahead of them tech companies.

H-how expensive is a second hand fun car

Jet fuel can't melt 6 foot dicks

fine east forest then

*pat*

Yes veluwe :3

How do I commit sudoku

That'll work!

Have you asked him for a picture of his irl collection?

That's better.

numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Denmark&country2=Netherlands
There's a comparison of two cars somewhere there. You get the idea!

You tried.

I will when I see him online again. He usually ignores me or calls me a retarded nigger for suggesting he is a homosexual.

I died.

He actually says that? Damn, must be really fuzzy with being a closet homosexual.

That's expensive, though on the bottom line you do make more money.

Doesn't make me go JEEEEBUS

Also youtube.com/watch?v=L0ptzKKcLpA&t=44m16s makes me completely jelly of Japan.

Where did you mis

Worried what my friends would think

yes yay! drive us there

what else

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Like 100 notes from the end on a shitty triple

y-you're not?

1 - Kei To The City
2 - Chasing Midnight
3 - GTA V stuff
4 - Witcher
5 - Battlefield stuff
6 - Shitpost and chill

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Nice roll

Take the train!

lmao weeb

Try again !

We make more money, but everything is almost more expensive ;____;

Lots of alcohol.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Did everyone on here not have friends in HS?
How fucking socially retarded is everyone on here anyways?

OH BABY A TRIPLE

No?

I did and I missed even sooner ;c

fuck

I think my first srs pay check will be CAR

oh god the worst feeling

time to commit sudoku

I thought you said high, not elementary.

shame.

wwhy no car

uh duuuh
and tents etc.
but what else

Help me

Yeah it sucks being a 4'10" girl with a flat chest...

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I don't own a car!

But you're 385743806 times better than I am!

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Save up a few paychecks
buy BIG car

Condoms!

LOL 10/10 filename

But I'm 385743806 worse than Subtle

And even 2d, why live.

I'm gonna buy one of those jap drift missiles and terrorize Zandvoort, or something.

But comparing to Subtle's not fair.

then get one!
the volvo animus

w-wait why

Sure!

Uhh, hello? For sex?

I'm trying to die man

You're not fair

lmao

Do you have car plans?

I don't even know WHAT circles to click omg

sex where

Aqua abuse the anime.

And you can't even pull that off?
Is there anything you don't suck at

Even in the doujins too :3

The one with the approach circle the same size as the circle

They don't let lolis buy guns

OD on smarties.

You fap too much.

Arrhythmic ikt.

Mercedes runs in the family. Which one, I don't know yet.

The tent, of course. Where else?

Pft, rich men with old money.

Canadian or American Smarties?

Just click the circles to the beat

Not even dude
Once a day isn't bad at all

Dude do you know about Aika, some gyaru JAV chick
She's fucking 100/10

*fiddle fiddle*

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lmao so fucking true

American sound like they would contain more sugar but Canadian might go down more easily in massive amounts.
No idea, try mixing it up.
Flush it with Mountain Dew