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Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Coming up with a unique thread is too much effort.

You'll take this and you'll like it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=L0ptzKKcLpA&t=44m16s

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Too much effort.
Stop yourself.

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

I could do this
I could also NOT do this

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

this will revive the thread for sure

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

No hair off my ass.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

good morning...

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

Hola, Papito.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

ur ded
If there's any there it probably should be
there's nothing worse than ass hair

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

I meant it's not my problem, bwaka.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

hola mamacita

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

I got that
I felt the weird ass turn of phrase couldn't just be ignored but I also couldn't think of anything particularly humourful

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

the skulls make this thread pretty cool

i think i gotta be alive to be posting

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

...its oh so quiet, its oh so still

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Rin post asshole hair

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

How little you know, young fek

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

im actually 300 years old mentally

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

Good morning! How are you all?

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

I'm actually 300,000 years old mentally
I am.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

more like you're a big nerd hyuk
but nah man, keep hanging in there!

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

My dad's an ex-trucker.

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

Excuse you I am the least nerd.
When have I ever done anything of the sort?

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Someone make me put socks on.

And grab a jacket.

And fucking leave already.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

bruh look at that weird ass anime image you just used and tell me you're not a nerd.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

ergo you must have inherited his trucking genes and have a hairy ass
It's pure logic.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

I didn't inherit them very well; I've never driven in my life.

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

What if we just made you leave without the other two?
I fail to see your logic. Now if you'll excuse me I'm busy posting anime on the internet while having someone speak speculative scifi into my ear while I play videogames and wait for late night pizza delivery.
make him teach you to truck

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

you're actually the biggest nerd holy shit.

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

No ty.

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

'kay, I'm outtie.

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

Maybe

To be fair only the posting anime and playing videogames are particularly common.

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

rip

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

solid 60 FPS with no dips playing skyrim on an r9 290x
still jittery as shit
why?

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

goodmorning hhhhhhhhhh

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

b e t h e s d a

the real answer probably has something to do with mods, works fine on my R9 290 non-x

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

goodmorning candanon

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

it seems to be a problem mostly when i go up and down on the Y axis tho

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

it is saturday my dudes

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

ayy grom

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

hi scoots/qt
where is your name

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

some weird loading problem then i dunno

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

What happens saturday night

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

whoops

no as in the movement up and down on landscapes isnt smooth

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

well I might roam the hamlet

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

nice lewd

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

The what now?

always

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

He plays dnd, tbh. Can't get more nerd than that.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

I was summoned

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

I forgot I left that on.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

the local city/town

lookie I finally have names for the marimos

meet Selene and Helios

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

hola pendejo

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

yelloh

Ian Long
Ian Long

Suh

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

bout to go grab brunch w/roomate

hbu

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

hi squido how u

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

w-what?

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

Had late lunch with friendos/catch up
All fin and games fam

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

i'd like two burritos please!

Ask Darwin to visit and go do dumb things with him in Hamlet

those are the algae thingys ye?

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

nice

I haven't had lobster in a long while, might go eat at a restaurant for dinner tbh

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

Afternoon everyone.

David Garcia
David Garcia

Lobster is primo

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

lmao
darwin is too shy to meet people in his own city let alone travel to meet others

yes they are
week 3 almost having them

time is flying

allo

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

N-nothing.

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Logan Long
Logan Long

I am 100% certified okay
Kind of feel like doing something and being productive but nothing to do
hiloahallaoaho

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

All of those abandoned threads

they need a home

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

I'm nothing??

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

How are you doing today, Grim? Well I hope.

Hey Squiddy, how are you doing today?

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

do they get much bigger?

I don't speak french apart from what Jade taught me and I even almost forgot that too

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

I uh.. no.. I just.. I wanted to go to bed.

Nani!?

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

but its afternoon lazybutt

Brandon King
Brandon King

1001% o k \

ummmm go shopping

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

Sucer ma bite!

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

lack of sleep + moreish lunch = one tired scoot... i wanna nap :3

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

midna is p lewd tbh

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

Just ate guilty late night pizza and don't give a fuuuuuck
you?
r u 100% ok?

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

Woke up not too long ago, now I'm just sitting around relaxing and watching streams.

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

but
you just said good afternoon!
You can't just wake up after midday

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

But I did, because I messed up my sleep schedule I think..?

Yeah I messed it up.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

yes

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

Freedom is so good on a free day.
I hope no filthy peasant ruins my day or early bedtime.

Thank god I got valium.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Oh, and if you sickos like midna porn, check out shadbase.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

good
messed up sleep schedule best sleep schedule
n o i c e

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

furry porn
ew

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

hi

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

when he makes fun of you and you don't have a good comeback

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

post keyboard

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

It was as if you were born to be bullied~
you utter cumdumpster

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

lmao nerd

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

y tho

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

now post dick on it

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

the dick lays on the keyboard.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

when you do tho

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

theres no dick laying on there

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

tiny asian hands

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

I AM SATED

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

tiny asian tackle

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

My dick is tiny anyway

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

bbc.com/news/world-asia-39088777

It's just a prank, bro.

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

OH SHIT NIGGA

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

emi pls, we all know otherwise

Noah Price
Noah Price

Wow good job liar

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

random youtube videos lead me to watching an esports match, or at least a commentated match
without exagguration, every single clause out of one of the two commentators' mouth contains one of the phrases "basically", "as well" or a ridiculously hard starting "actually"
Words cannot state how awful this is to listen to. Who decides to commentate shit but doesn't keep track of which turns of phrase they over use?

Charles Price
Charles Price

I want a bigger one.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

hah

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Reporting loco

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

?

Oh

My phone isn't here yet

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

You can have mine.

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

Like.... in you?

Xavier Torres
Xavier Torres

specs

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

no i want to stick it somewhere else

William Powell
William Powell

6.5"

Feels pretty heavy

Cute balls.

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

but that's smal

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

Liar

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

You piece of shit

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

yours is plenty, trust me

i can verify these claims

its really not tho

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

But it doesn't look like in them pornos!

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

pornos are full of shit tbh

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

ikt has a small penis

TINY ASIAN HANDS

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

But they are so pretty

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

anyway fooooooooooOoooooOOoooooooOoOOOd

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

little dicks are the easiest to suck on tbh

hardly

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

ikt just looks at the dicks in porn
Gay!

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

not looking at their cute ballsacks

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

You can look at my ballsack while I ram your mouth

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

balls are pretty nice tbh

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

im gone for like 2 sec you guys are pervos

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

maybe its just big in comparison 2 the hands

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

no u

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

they grow 5mm a year naturally I think

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

I like to be blindfolded.

Jackson King
Jackson King

A FEW STRONG SENPAIS
A SEA FULL OF BAKAS
AND LEWDIES

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

wat dis mean

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

And I like to see the look of satisfaction in the eye of whoever I am fucking.

They don't just keep growing right?

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

??????

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

if you take good care of them they do :D

always eat breakfast

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

fat azn dick
fat bat tats

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

qt, noooooooooooooo

David Peterson
David Peterson

Wake up at 8 am to someone shoveling my walk
Kill me.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

NO BAT PORN

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

juicy bat jugs

yes bat porn

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

w0t so eventually you just have a huge green ball lmao

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

Hex is better

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

itll take years

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

i had a bowl of gyoza for breakfast

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

you cant deny the squishy bat jugs

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

sure, but you have plenty years left unless you end up overdosing with Soto some day l0l

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

Tails is the only fuckable Sonic character.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

squishy oni balls

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

tails best sub tbh

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

ywn be a gyaru trap

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

Please, I don't wanna fap to bat tats. ;w;

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

ywn be a petaroh monsterboy

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Really wish the furfag scum would tone down their filth once in a while

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

fap to these instead

are xenos more to your taste?

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Would you suck a traps dick irl?

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

Why are you like this

Colton King
Colton King

The hell is that?

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

Because it's fun.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

the creation of artist ueno petarou

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Wait I can't tell if that's Subtle or not

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

OH YEAH MISTER KRABS

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

Subtle usually posts something lewd.

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

Subtle is my girlfriend.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

btw scanner

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Does Subtle have a deep voice?

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

can u not

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

No, subtle sounds camp as fuck

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

You sound great.

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

Subtle is my fetish

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

Wow someone's insecure about her voice

James Long
James Long

Are you frequently asked out for dates by internet people?

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

Can;t make joints so I made a hash noodle.
I'm sure if I were to travel to Bard, we could combine his joint with my noodle to create the most stoned shitposting ever.

I do really miss bard though

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

Subtle lewd is actually legit some of the best stuff.

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

My fetish is to live in a happy, comfy existence

Carter James
Carter James

I'm afraid of humans

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

I don't blame you.
Humans are the apex predator.

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

I'd a Subtle irl

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

lol nah im done partying that hard

John Edwards
John Edwards

I want my own Subtle.

Gavin King
Gavin King

No never

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

He would kick the shit out of you and laugh

Hue!

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

whats so funny
I am a responsible grom

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Johnny Rocketfingers was the coolest shit on Newgrounds, I'm getting nostalgia trips playing it rn

Until you've had a few drinks

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

I think he said he's like 10 kgs fatter than me

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

I haven't gotten shitfaced drunk in months

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

boy

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

Aren't you tiny tho?

Only means it'll hit so much harder the day you do

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

true

ill prepare myself for that day :L

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

Yeah kinda, I'm 62 kgs like 5'9"

James Nelson
James Nelson

naked men with rocks.

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

5'9"

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

- Which will likely be in the company of Soto

62kg
Holy shit, he'd bench you any day

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

I've still yet to play Rust with you.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

Shut up slut, you're shorter than me

But I thought Subtle was a frail little boy
Don't shatter the cute trap image of Subtle I have

Onegai

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

we
shall
see

James Martinez
James Martinez

Subtle's stronk.

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Subtle is like 65kg

I am the strongest.

Noah White
Noah White

Sounds more like you l0l

how you holding up? dranks today?

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

I am the biggest and da baddest

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

How are you feeling today, Soto?

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

it'll happen, dpnt sweat it

James Clark
James Clark

Anime tiddies

James Evans
James Evans

How does Kanna propel herself

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

A N I M E
T I D D I E S

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

with her tail

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

ah neat

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

ky, etc

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

he's still mad

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

I'd be the best naked cannibal

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

summer when

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

Now.

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

Yay! let's go hang out and swim at the lake

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

outside

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

And barbeque and look at women in their pretty summer dresses

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

cmooon

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

reminds me, we gotta eat ice cream too.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

BUT MY PC CANT SWIM

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Hey man, I just make sure I'm thin af cause I like having a flat stomach

Pretty good dude, heading over to hang with the friends tonight
Probably gonna smoke after not smoking for like a month so that shits gonna fuck me up
Plenty of beer too

Oh I thought he was like 70something lmao

Pretty good
Woke up, just had breakfast with my sis
Nothing too crazy

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

What's your favorite taste?

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

yeee or milkshakes

you wont need that with us

James Cruz
James Cruz

ice cream during the summer

not ice cold beer

U FKN WOT M8

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Start going to the gym and eat more, won't take you long to get some visible muscle

Bourbon vanilla!

Probably too lazy to make those. you make them

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

But how am I going to shitpost to Tokai

Hmmm nice.

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

part of barbequing is drinking beer you nigger

I am nice!

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

fine Ill get the milkshakes

do it via voice?

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

brb using the thread as a file hosting service because lazy

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Hmmm I should make plans for summer.

no greentext
no reaction images
need to reply instantly

No, it's too much!

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

Yeah, been thinking about doing that but man that takes effort
It'd be nice being ripped though

I don't like ice cream tho

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

good, i'll do the grilling!

I'm doing a last-minute holiday again this year
cheap and good!

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

Shippost

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

I've done that too.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

just hand me a note then silly

yay ^ ^
comfy summertime

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

Where's the plan?

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

L-like in class?

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

yes!

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

riposte

Owen White
Owen White

I know what you mean. I forced myself to commit by investing in protein powder. Now I'll at least keep going till that's gone.

I don't like ice cream
What are you, a faggot?

It snowed here yesterday. It feels so far off ;___;

It's like, someone cancelled their holiday and now the travelling company needs to sell it for dirt cheap since it's on short notice
Is good when I have 3 months of vacation :^)

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Throwing them to the boy you're interested in and it lands on the table of the popular girl

Holy shit 3 months nice

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

p-pretend the sun is here soon

..what

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

My little sister goes to the gym with her friends and I was thinking of going but going with my 17 year old sister and her 17/18 year old friends sounds all sorts of bad (and good) lmaoooo

Everyone fucking gives me shit for it too, it's like a nigga can't have an opinion nowadays
It's too sweet and too cold, hurts my teef

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

nvm

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

not liking ice cream
what

how

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

My last exam finishes at latest 8th of june I think. Starting again 30th of August!

Looking forward to being done tho

I'll put on my shorts and t-shirt and just pretend.

lmao yeah that'd be bad.
Some of the chicks at my gym, holy shit
I think they're ONLY there to show off their ass. FUCK

So yeah, you are practically a faggot. Np

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

Fuck you Ikt

At least Im not Vietnamese

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

QUESTION TIEM

WOULD YOU RATHER GO BACK TO YOUR 5 Y.O. SELF OR GO TO YOUR FUTURE 40 Y.O. AND RECEIVE 10 MIL DOLLARINOS

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

just hang out with us

Yes! i too. tho i dislike shorts

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Do I know everything I do now at 5 years old?

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

YES

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

I'm gonna look like I'm 30 by the time I'm 40, might consider the 10 mil.

So put on a skirt

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Ouh, plenty of time to do nothing at all :3

You say like that's not a positive thing!

5yo, New Game+ is nice.

But, people.

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

go back assuming I have some sliver of prior knowledge

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

well fine.
but no staring

we'e not just people! were cool

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

Then why would you not do that?
You could easily make 10 million just by betting on things that you know will happen

I think about this sometimes, like how I'd love to go back and redo things better

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

Dude, she has a couple of Korean friends and like I wanna meet em but I tell myself I need to stop lmao
Yeah dude, I used to go to the gym once upon a time and it was fucking great

Yeah girls say Im no fun allowed for not liking Ice Cream

If I could go back to a 5 yr old with what I know now of course I would.
I'd totally know what to do, and might get underaged pussy as a shota without it being illegal

So much better than 10mil imo

It kinda isn't
No offense tho

Guatemalans arent any better

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Do I have my current ability to control my crippling anxiety at 5 years old? Because then the answer would clearly be that.

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

I think about this sometimes, like how I'd love to go back and redo things better

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

I guess the biggest thing stopping me going back would be losing contact with people you know now
You'd have to start all your relationships from scratch

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

who wouldnt

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

Why is that even funny?

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

its funny because subtle is a FUCKING loser xD

Landon Flores
Landon Flores

Keeping your memory
Have fun missing everything you held dear before going back.

Gotta find something to do. I end up bored most years.

Fine, but no getting jealous when I look at girls.

Go for it man. Had my first week recently, I could barely put on a shirt the following days but it felt good.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

Who is we?

What would you do better? :3

*pat* I know you aren't Trumpist.

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Nietzche.

David Rogers
David Rogers

Buy a car and make it drift-spec!

Oh man I hate this flat country with expensive car. Nobody seems to use their car for fun, just as transport :c

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

expensive car
Boy you have no fucking idea.

Did you end up going out?

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

me

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

Yes, but I did nothing dumb.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

I usually never do that tbh
I try not to dwell on the past cause it's just a waste of time

Reminiscing is a different story

I just wanted you to reply to me

man, my dream would be to have a fucking six pack dude but then if I did I know I'd be a total tool who would always take off his shirt to show off

Knowing me I'd be that kind of guy lmao
But hey if you worked your ass off to get that ripped you deserve to be a douche at some level lmao

:3

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

I WISH I WAS A 6 FOOT TALL GUY WITH A 7 INCH PENIS

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

Go harder in fitness earlier, take post-secondary education more seriously, say yes to this girl that asked me out in hs

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

pff ofc I wont

me you lood

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

I WISH I WAS A 6 FOOT TALL GUY WITH A 7 INCH PENIS

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

>>girl

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

???

*pat*

Neat.

I'd go for world dominance at the age of 18.

This is perrfect.

Also this but 6 foot penis.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

That troll doesn't seem convincing

being ripped yields the right to show off.

Alright

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

EMMA stop

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

I HAVE A 6 FOOT PENIS BUT I WANT IT GONE BECAUSE IT'S TOO BIG

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

stop what

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

at the lake!!

we can also go camp

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

Thread theme song

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

But I only watched a movie.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

::STOP MUSIC::

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Sounds good too
Do you know how to play guitar?

With a chick at least? What did you watch? What time were you home? Did you drink?

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

But think of all those starving African kids

Yes comfy good people

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

I watched Get Out with a group of friends. I was back home at around midnight. Drinking is for LOSERS; I NEVER do that.

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HORNY?

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

Sorry, no guy ever asked me out until uni :^)

How?

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

If you think car prices at you are bad, you'd faint when seeing ours ^^;

I bet you watched it with Lulu user.

I never do that
Do not lie to me

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

a little

and then camp in brabantian forest!

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

Why did you refuse her invitation?

He only watches movies with his wife Lulu, because he is not gay, even though he makes bi-curious remarks occasionally.

I SELDOM do that.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

6 feet harder than nippon steel

Being one step ahead of them tech companies.

tfw no forest

H-how expensive is a second hand fun car

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Jet fuel can't melt 6 foot dicks

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

fine east forest then

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

*pat*

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Yes veluwe :3

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

How do I commit sudoku

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

That'll work!

Have you asked him for a picture of his irl collection?

That's better.

numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Denmark&country2=Netherlands
There's a comparison of two cars somewhere there. You get the idea!

James Flores
James Flores

You tried.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

I will when I see him online again. He usually ignores me or calls me a retarded nigger for suggesting he is a homosexual.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

I died.

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

Retarded nigger
He actually says that? Damn, must be really fuzzy with being a closet homosexual.

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

That's expensive, though on the bottom line you do make more money.

Doesn't make me go JEEEEBUS

Also youtube.com/watch?v=L0ptzKKcLpA&t=44m16s makes me completely jelly of Japan.

Where did you mis

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

Worried what my friends would think

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

yes yay! drive us there

what else

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

Sister asks me to take my clothes out of the dryer cause she needs to dry her clothes
I ask her to take them out for me cause I'm busy (Even though I'm just shitposting)
Hear her laughing
She asks me whats up with my boxers still laughing
"What?" head over to see what she's laughing about
She's fucking dying showing me the Rem and Ram boxers
"Where did you get these?!" while still dying of laughter
A friend got them for me, haha pretty funny huh?
"Man Anthony, you're so weird haha"

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

he had friends in hs

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Like 100 notes from the end on a shitty triple

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

y-you're not?

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

1 - Kei To The City
2 - Chasing Midnight
3 - GTA V stuff
4 - Witcher
5 - Battlefield stuff
6 - Shitpost and chill

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

he went to hs

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Nice roll

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

Take the train!

lmao weeb

Try again !

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

We make more money, but everything is almost more expensive ;____;

Lots of alcohol.

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d6)

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Did everyone on here not have friends in HS?
How fucking socially retarded is everyone on here anyways?

OH BABY A TRIPLE

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

No?

I did and I missed even sooner ;c

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

fuck

I think my first srs pay check will be CAR

oh god the worst feeling

time to commit sudoku

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

I thought you said high, not elementary.

shame.

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

wwhy no car

uh duuuh
and tents etc.
but what else

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

Help me

Yeah it sucks being a 4'10" girl with a flat chest...

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

I don't own a car!

But you're 385743806 times better than I am!

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

Save up a few paychecks
buy BIG car

Condoms!

LOL 10/10 filename

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

But I'm 385743806 worse than Subtle

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

And even 2d, why live.

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

I'm gonna buy one of those jap drift missiles and terrorize Zandvoort, or something.

But comparing to Subtle's not fair.

Gavin King
Gavin King

then get one!
the volvo animus

w-wait why

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

Sure!

Uhh, hello? For sex?

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

I'm trying to die man

You're not fair

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

lmao

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

Do you have car plans?

I don't even know WHAT circles to click omg

John Reyes
John Reyes

sex where

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

Aqua abuse the anime.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

And you can't even pull that off?
Is there anything you don't suck at

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

Even in the doujins too :3

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

The one with the approach circle the same size as the circle

They don't let lolis buy guns

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

OD on smarties.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

You fap too much.

Arrhythmic ikt.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Mercedes runs in the family. Which one, I don't know yet.

The tent, of course. Where else?

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

Pft, rich men with old money.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

Canadian or American Smarties?

Just click the circles to the beat

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Not even dude
Once a day isn't bad at all

Dude do you know about Aika, some gyaru JAV chick
She's fucking 100/10

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

*fiddle fiddle*

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

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Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

lmao so fucking true

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

American sound like they would contain more sugar but Canadian might go down more easily in massive amounts.
No idea, try mixing it up.
Flush it with Mountain Dew

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