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All the cool kids arrive in thread by making a new one, and I wanna be cool.

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You made a post before that one though.


I do.

I don't remember seeing any hair on your chest.


That's my hope. That he'll fuck a trap and then just cuddle them instead of kill them.

Because you have a penis and therefore are a man, unless you a bitch ass nigga

I'm not gay tho

Does this shit still happen on 4chan too?

~7 hours
I'm okay with that.

But I'm not a +30 year old fatso.

I feel like you're lying.

I wish Grim and Subtle would just embrace their gayness

ADMIN ABUSE
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You could just pick a less trap handle.

What shit, specifically?

I was capable of reading IDs before, too.


Dude, Subtle isn't even closeted.

I have hair on my chest granted not a lot, it was just in bright light and I'm blonde so it didn't show up so good.


Jesus Christ do I look that old?


Like what?

I just assume that's the deal for the people of such age.

I see.

I have dark hair and I'm white as fuck boi, so my chest hair is pretty visible.

I'm more proud of my beard in terms of manliness, though.

What's that? I hear soft cries of "admin abuse" being carried on the wind

Why would I do that

you are also a FUCCBOI

Aren't you a hypermanlet or is that just memes?

These threads.

- Test, 2017

I don't believe so
I mean, who really even bothers with Holla Forums these days

He gets pissed af at me for calling gay for liking traps

More pissed than when I was on that "Subtle has crooked teeth meme"

That beard will be stroked sooner or later.


So I wouldn't get mad at you.


How's Shibo, still discovering interesting music?

Having chest hair is something everyone that doesn't like getting fucked in the ass should have. So basically 99.99% of women like getting fucked in the ass.

It's all true.

I'm basically Gimli.

kys

Or each other. Whichever is more convenient.

IM FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIII

no u

shit man I don't know I'm just the name rater, it's still up to you to input your new name

I don't think you have any idea how fast I really am.

That's same as growing a beard, some people don't have the genes for it, I can just only grow a somewhat good-looking stubble at most because 50% of the beard will be blonde.

Why not both?

Because the logistics are too complicated.

I think you think you think you know who I am but you don't.

Don't mess around, then.

Just out with who you are.

You do have the same robotic non-emotional way of typing though.

You'd be better off as a trap. Even though I'm a fat ugly dumbass, At least I'm tall.


Well then I'm VeeVee until you come up with something better.


You have that problem too?

I already do that myself.

How ti defeat a fever?

fuck boi or wha

Have you seen the Eva dub of that shit?
When shinjis fucking running in the mecha
It had me fucking dying

kys

But it's just an hour off of how I sleep normally.

It'll get fixed by age though.


Not enough, this conundrum will be fixed later on.


I will not believe these lies.

Sleep for about 80 years

Rest, water, and time.


I don't give a shit that I'm short. I'm still a man.

I have not and I can't find it.

That's our problem though
Not yours

Here's hoping.


I bet you like girly shit homo, I bet when you were a kid you wanted an easy bake oven because you were gay. tbh if you didn't want an easy bake oven you were weird, fucking everyone wanted one even though they were TRASH.

reeeeeeeeeee

I don't want to be old.


Is there any special things I can do with water to eliminate the need for time adn rest?

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It doesn't matter, we're vikings my brethren.
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What'cha gon' do 'bout it?

thats my kinda anime no homo

My sister got an easy bake oven, I asked for something similar that you put gel in little trays and it made rubber bugs so I could make spiders and cockroaches and leave them everywhere.


Seen that. Still gold.

hehe... Yea whatever you want believe my white brethren.


Shit you're less gay than me I used to play with my sisters barbies, although to be fair she forced me and I was like 4 or 5

I'm gonna go back to bed

It was on fb, lemme try to find it.

No.

Take ibuprofen.

I would totally have preferred that.


Felt like it fit in there.

ty grandmeister testing.

Oh yeah I put this in a notepad at the time because I didn't want to ruin the new thread meme

how fucking shitty and short range of a plane do you need for that
what

That singing actually takes some mad talent.
Not to mention they actually make some dope tracks in Mongolia as of nowadays.
youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c


My only weakness!

How fucking high can your plane go, nigger?

Not to mention he's doing it submerged up to his armpits in icewater*

Pleb.

WE FINGOL THREAD PERKELE SAUNA

youtu.be/JKKbxZvj0lQ

All I think about is this when I hear Mongolian throat singing lmao

Oh boys now youve of doneds id

My father has a fucking ultralight and even that according to the specifications flies up to 15k feet.

How fucking tall are those mountains

Also it's because of the turbulence, tbh.

I don't like being in planes at all because of it, but it's murder over a mountain.

yeah but doing skill-intensive lungwork in that temperature is a whole different problem

BIg plane or not that big?

Tuvan throat signing is actually much more common than mongol tbh


:--DDDDDD put dhe benis in FUG :---DDDDDDD

Sonex. Two seater.

Okay, I laughed 10/10


You're just practically swimming, man, it doesn't take anything else out of you.
Have you ever even gone swimming in an ice hole at winter?


Benis in vagina :-DDDD

Sugoi. Where did you go?

I have no idea how high a sonex goes, honestly.

My dad said it's not able to cross the mountains and that I should take a train.

I noticed little difference over mountain ranges or not, tbh

You're right I haven't I should KILL myself

We usually just take it to Missouri to visit my uncle.

He'll be up in like 3 hours. I'll bug him again, because if he can fly me I could get to AX so much easier.

The temperature doesn't really change anything, you'll still be breathing all the same, I mean, it's not like you breathe faster when it's hot, I mean, It would seems really damn stupid if tourists would visit 'Straya and breathe in like damn goldfishes.

Do you get to hold onto the controls?

He's made me take them for like 30 seconds at a time but it's panic-inducing for me. I don't even like driving a boat. It took me years to be okay driving a car.

How are you afraid to drive a car?

Ehh? I thought you were brave..

I'm not anymore.


Bravery is doing what makes you scared.

Gimme revenge.

ALso where tp?

dont care what they say it hurts so good

Oh. I used to be a bit afraid, but then I started driving like an asshole, and people around me paid attention to me me more, so I felt safer

How is Proto?
Or is Proto at all?
TP only comes when it's Friday, he told me to tell you that.

CLOCKWORK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHERE IS AUSHOK?

I'm brave everyday.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

OH COOL. THANK YOU

RIP ESAT1

No problem Proto.

tHAT WAS FOR

Ah, what is the poison of choice tonight?

Apparently usually the same, sometimes larger, depends on the engine. Funnily enough they're apparently sometimes fitted with the same engine our plane has.

I mean if he said he couldn't he probably knows better than me. There's also various other shit to consider, how often you need to stop, the price of aircraft fuel, the sheer time it'd take, just how fucking wide those mountains are and more importantly how many places there are to land in them, the skill of the pilot, etc.

And like, I've gone on a trip or two that was reaching only 700+ kilometers or so ranges and frankly it's just not particularly pleasant being in that for that long.

Jack and coke to vodka to redacted.

It seems to be a solid choice, but is it for you?

Every time we go to Oshkosh for the EAA stuff we end up parked next to an Australian.

Has anyone in your family gone to Airventure?

IT ALL EVENS OUT IN THE END.

But when is the end Proto?

Considering our one plane is a J-160 with ~1k knot range it'd be quite the effort to get it the fuck over there. In any case my dad doesn't go to the states particularly often for probably dumb reasons.

You are right. Nothing ever ends. Nothing is ever over. We need to be start dying again before we can be reborn.

On that note how are you?

Oh. Damn, I was hoping for some fucking miracle doxxing. Would have been hilarious.

What the fuck.

CLOCKWORK GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.

Are you certain that we will be reborn?
And if so, when?
Eh.. kind of doing the same old still, I just wish things would change for the better, but I assume that will happen soon.
How about you?

Yes sir.

You want an honest answer?

While I mourn those who fell?

u rn

ERRTMMMMMMMMMMM.

LOVE AND LIFE.

Didn't I give out my full name in discord just to show off how generic and undoxible it is?

YEAH YEAH DEEP DARK FANTASY.

YOU ARE THE FAGGOT FOR SAVING THAT

Maybe, what is it going to be?

BRB DRINK

If you did I would neither save it nor bother to remember unless you preferred to be called your given name.

Squiddy's real name is fag faggotson.

I'd believe it.

I used to be scared of driving when I first started learning, not cause I might hit a pedestrian and kill them or that I might crash and die, I honestly didn't give a fuck about that. I was scared I'd crash my grandmas car and then she'd be carless lmao

I eventually got comfortable driving but was a very safe driver, it wasn't until I bought my own car then I started giving less of a fuck since it was my car I could crash it if I wanted so I would drive a bit more recklessly. Then I would drink and drive so casually lmao

Then I got a DUI and now I'm scared of driving again cause cops out here are assholes lmao

Exactly.
It's the best defense to stop being doxed, having a stupidly common name and giving it out freely.

Goggles' real name is Bogan Queen

And being surrounded by indifferent people.

My sources are solid.


Your real name is just the id in which you're given in abbo jail.

Getting a DUI is fucking stupid. When I got my own car I started driving stupid too, but I didn't drink and drive, I just sped a lot and drifted in parking lots at 2 in the morning.

Yo tell me about Victor Brincat.


youtube.com/watch?v=_XkE9mOpb_0

I'm still salty I got pulled over for speeding after leaving a party with my friends and I was kinda drunk

The cops were hiding with their lights off and fucking got my ass lol

But I've never met a Victor.
youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88

That's not very happy music.


I don't drink. Or go to parties. Or have friends. So I really wouldn't know tbh. Closest I got to getting a speeding ticket was one time a cop pulled me over and I said I my girlfriend was at the hospital giving birth and he let me go. Fucking retard, did he not see me? How the fuck did a faggot like me get a woman pregnant? I was also like 17 at the time, and I had acne worse than I do now.

You're the queenslander

That is in part facilitated by that first point.

In part, anyway.

I've doxxed myself multiple times and never got a pizza for it.

That doesn't sound like an asshole thing the cops did. You keep drunk driving and you're gonna kill someone. It's a good thing all you got punished for was a DUI rather than keep doing it till something goes really wrong.

The sunshine state.

Why would you get pizza for being careless with personal information?

That was directed at clockwork. He knows who victor is rifk.

Love you youngblood.


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It's happened before.

I'd a subtle

That is actually a good passive way of dealing with security.

That and nobody who actually goes to war ever cared about you.

Don't worry, I know it would be consensual.

I don't even fight and I still win.

the bogan state*

Shit man I remember that
Those threads were great.

Oh, sorry.
I earned a nickname?
Never heard of Haywire, but that is good thrash.
youtube.com/watch?v=-9LRs0rzc1w

If you want to get raped you can just go to London tbh.

ERMMM BRUCE LEE

youtube.com/watch?v=EqFoqtpUFY8

When test passively rapes you.

The queen gives us buffs.

Oh no I mean the cops out here are assholes and always pull over minorities

Yeah kinda glad in a way I got the DUI cause I was drinking and driving wayyy too much and it was getting out of hand. Like some days I would wake up at my place with my friends and would ask who drove and they would tell me that I did and I didn't even remember lmao


lmao I used to party way too much and would drive all over the place

You liked it.

I will admit nothing.

You ever try not being a minority? By the way it sounds more like they always pull over drunks, get your stupid victim complex outta here.

Oh yeah I forgot you're not gay

lmao Minorities are always breaking the law

Just look at me

SO WHEN WILL TP BE HERE AND GODAMNIT YOUNGBLOOD IS NOT YOUR NICKNAME

Friday.

Does listening to Death Grips make you a pretentious edgefag?

the queen gives you abos and bogans

How does that even work?

I don't think London is particularly well known for that..

Go to a couple of public restrooms, I hear they're all the rage in the gay community in england.

Make it known for that.

royal commission

Squiddy, fuck those guys.

If cum makes you pregnant and I have cum inside my dick, does that make me pregnant?

Weird selection to want me to fuck but okay

it means you're menstruating

I got some exam results today and they were shit so I'm gonna have to text my parents and meet with my personal tutor, idk which I should do first though

...

Lee?
youtube.com/watch?v=A48VUvB6kWE


It is not?
But TP won't be here for a day.

OH GOD I NEED TAMPONS

Can't tell you what to do. I don't talk to my parents about school. Or have a tutor.

YOU HAD ONE JOB SUBTLE

ONE JOB

Don't worry bro I have $100 worth of 5 year old tampons in a closet somewhere for you

Why would your parents meet with your tutor? Are you 13?

what does it mean to not be hungry after not eating for like 12 hours

Text my parents
Organise a meeting with my tutor/supervisor
Two different things

Why tho

sick thanks bro


It means you're depressed.


Oh I missed that "and" for some reason.

I feel that all the tim

You need to eat regularly

BOW DOWN TO THE REAL.
ETERNAL LOVE FOR ELECTRON1

REAL MOTHERFUCKING AUSSIE EBOSS.

Your metabolism is shot.

so my stomach just doesnt care anymore if im depressed?


it means you're depressed.

Yeah forget I said anything

You'll be okay, man.

It means that meth was pretty damn good

That's a possibility, and seeing where you are forgive me for thinking you're probably not completely sound mentally. You might have an eating disorder for all I know, I just know depression causes people to not eat.

*some people to not eat

Others overeat.

Proto
youtube.com/watch?v=LC24M8Q4mhk

Yea some people.

is that a bad thing? i still have a little fat to keep me going if i starve tho right


i dinduit im clean


well im not one of those crazies that starve forever or barf out their foodshits

I dunno. Eat something anyways.

Your lack of exercise and poor sleep schedule are probably getting pretty bad.

Somebody bought them for me 5 years ago

NP DUDE

Why did someone buy you tampons?

Hey Subtle quick question, what irks you more? The whole "Subtle likes traps but doesn't want to admit he's gay" meme or the "Subtle has crooked teeth" meme?

Test is just that wise.

ill eat instant noodles since they wont fill me too much and taste decent


sometimes i do pushups in the shower

Squiddy is actually a girl irl

lmao


Can confirm, I've talked to her in voice.

Crooked teeth

Start lifting.

theyre actually wall pushups cuz its a stand up shower.

I want to get a higher education but I dropped out of high school. Why can't I turn back time and fix it?


lmao sure


You know some faggots sound like girls right?

Hey clockwork Can I be honest with you?

im lifting a partial amount of my bodyweight tho

They were buying me a bag of cheap shitty cookies as a joke/deal and then tacked on a hundred dollars worth of tampons for humour's sake.

Is it true tho


Hehehe


That's an expensive joke.

But pushups =/= lifting

lmao dude holy shit even I graduated HS
You should've dropout of college like a real man


No way? Really? I sorta quit joking about that cause it got old but I didn't know it triggered you that much lmao

They had a lot of disposable income at the time and poor sense for it.
It's not surprising they didn't retain a lot of disposable income for long.

For what it's worth, it wasn't my idea.

He had braces before
His teeth are so straight I want to lick the.

Sounds dumb. Not as dumb as the time my mom bought be condoms. For one, I'm not fucking anyone anytime soon, secondly they were fucking Magnum XL, yea mom thanks, I'll be sure to use them when I hit puberty again and get an 10 inch donger. I just blew them up like balloons and threw them around my room.


If I really wanted to I'm sure even I could sound like a girl.


I just didn't feel motivated and I had a lot of problems with anxiety back then.

but the same amount of work is being applied if i do pushups or lift 30lb weights
if i wanted to exercise the different muscles i could just change the form of the pushup

lifting requires extra tools i dont have

RIP, gym membership is quite cheap though.

I feel like a small box of generic tampons would have gotten the same joke across.


I did too, when I was a young teen.

Honestly, I just had a tiny gap in my top front teeth, but my vanity demanded it be fixed.

aw yiss

the gyms here are inaccessible by foot thats not very motivating

Thankfully I had braces in like year 9


Yes, it'll just make people think I'm disgusting


Wtf 96 mage

Or maybe a couple, yeah.

Though I will say, I'm surprised at how few tampons $100 gets you.

I'm a bit dizzy. I should lie down.

My bottom teeth are cooked as shit, the tops ones aren't so bad its just a tooth that's like a lil pushed back lol

I never chose to get braces cause I didn't wanna look like a freak or like Jimmy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy lmao
I learned to love my crooked teeth tho

Are the only gyms around shitty chain ones? I go to one and I'll agree it's shit. Fat people too lazy to run on cardio machines, and body builders squatting 6 pl8 isn't very motivating.

is jimmy the one with the hair that looks like deformed flesh


idk i rarely see gyms

That sounds pretty bad, I only ever drive to the gym if there's way too much snow for biking and cardio gains.


Subtlepls, I thought you were better than this.


Sleep well Giggles.

WOW

Having crooked teeth doesn't make you disgusting ;~;

I misread again I thought you said the gyms weren't motivating. Either way doing something is better than nothing.

I had some pretty severus autism

Jimmy is the bitch boi with braces

>>>>>>>>,m>

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YEAH but getting 96 mage is fucking hard
That's over half-way to 99


And you're richer than gringotts

i live in a suburban area and no gyms around gotta take a big road to any of them


i wanna do something with my abs again. they used to be existent cuz there was barely any fat so i didnt need to work much for it


the one with deformed looking hair

WO)W RUDE ASF

I know but, it implies someone who doesn't take care of their appearance

most of it is from selling the phats and other holiday items when they were dropping tbh
people bought it for 500k-2M each no idea why

time to krill myself

Phats like.. December 2001 phats?

Look at this weeaboo faggot ass 7th grade kid

I think I got something around 80 on my old account, not to mention that it's easier if you just play barbarian assault as a member and get free infinite runes for spells.


I live in a forest and my gym is 1,5miles away.

nononoonnono

this is osrs

holiday items are tradable and not discontinued here

your country is probably way better in those aspects

Ohh
Yeah I derped, didn't know they did that
Are you gonna start playing again or you just checking in? :p

idkkkk not playing a lot at least

Everything is somewhat "far" away, but it's still there.

Rest in piss.


That's not as noticeable as a gap.

Honestly, it sucked more because of the pain than what you look like. When they put them on you and take them off it makes you want to fucking die, and wearing them wasn't painless either.

I didn't wanna be a nerd with braces as a kid then I grew up and wanted some but then found out they were expensive af so I was like "Fuck it Brit teeth it is"

That sounds pretty uncomfortable, though.

whats "far" cuz 1.5 is not too bad

I have nice teeth. My dentist told me so. I'm glad I don't live in such backwards societies like the United Kingdom where dentistry is not a practiced form of medicine.

The rubber bands some people would have would make me shudder and wonder if some have ever snapped lol

How long did you have them on for?

Did you ever mine rune ess?

Well, the center of the city is about 7 miles away.


I did, until I learned that iron ore would make a lot of more money at GE.

I've had one cavity. It was small and the seal is tooth colored. I drink a lot less soda now to keep from getting more.


They snap all the time. You get like two bags of them every time you go to the orthodontist.

A couple years? Way longer than I should have, in my opinion, but they wanted to be sure my teeth stayed in place.

Me and my younger sister are the only 2 with slightly crooked teeth

My Onee-chan, younger brother, and youngest sister all have perfectly straight teeth
At least I'm not alone lol

I used to be a complete depressed slob that slept on the floor, ate a load of sugary garbage, and didn't shower for weeks let alone brush my teeth and even still I got off with just a minor case of gingivitis which went away after I got back into the swing of brushing and flossing.

Dude something about that just gives me goosebumps Iunno

Yeah it sucks you have to wear them for so long
I've seen those invisalign things that are clear and supposed to straighten your teeth but it must be expensive af

I'd rather get LASIK eye surgery instead lol

nice

Wait what?

A couple teeth were just a tiny bit crooked, but it had never bothered me. I guess it bothered the orthodontist though. That's why it took so long.

Invisalign is more expensive. Not worth unless you've got it made.


I still don't floss enough. But nobody does, really.

How's your eyesight anyways?

I have a prescription of -2.5. I prefer contacts over glasses.

I'm going to take a nap

Later.

i barely ate and now i wanna eat more but i already feel like a glutton

You give more insight into your psychological issues by the day.

This
I feel like this whenever I'm not eating regular meals though

wait I thought you said you ate a lot then you wanted to eat more
rip

I having stuff to put in my mouth around

love

Lewd.

I've worn glasses for as long as I've had myopia.

I've had glasses for about 9 years now.

You can't just go putting your mouth around things

Goddamn do you ALL have glasses?

You'd think we all stare at computer screens too much or something.

Something like Nineteen or Twenty, I think.

Family problem.
Shikata ga nai.


RIP.

Christ alive, my eyesight didn't go bad that fast.

except more nerdy and less cooledge

Guess Squid's the Jap girl.

Pretty sure that doesn't actually develop eye problems.
And I mean, it's not like I haven't done way too much of that my whole life.

Literally as long as I can remember.

I should probably get checked again just to be sure my prescription hasn't gotten super stronger.

Might be a huge part of why I'm so prone to migraines.

That's what they tried to tell us our whole childhoods, that tvs and computers would rot our eyes and brains.

euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=Vaxei
Am I a jhin abuser now

ye
abs digsutsign af

fug

I think maybe that might not have been entirely truthful

...

I need more relaxing music ;;


:3

Who could have guessed

I asked my dad, he said the Sonex can go up about 10k feet. We could feasibly go over the mountains but he "wouldn't feel safe doing it".

:relythink:

tbh I'm probably too used to flying with my father who's a pretty skilled but also pretty overconfident pilot, that probably pushed that line of thinking. I'm also not sure quite how high those mountains go but oh well

The rockies are enormous, dude.

I need to get mine check up, but I doubt it really.

i did that cooking thing, but most of the time was spent sharpening a knife


its okay 2 b fat

Why

...

I remember I used to chug a bunch of Delsym or take a bunch of Tussin pills and have a relaxing music playlist playing in the background and fucking go on a journey dude

That shit was so much fun
I used to be a huge faggot and listen to like harp music and such (its from ZnT lol)
youtu.be/SODx6A8iu6k
There's a couple of other ones but they got taken down from yt but luckily I have them downloaded :3

this household has 2 knives
a normal cutty one and a butchers knife.

for some reason my parents keep the butcher knife around even tho the blade is all messed up, and they have a whetstone but they havent sharpened the normal knife in years. its infuriating trying to cut things. its like poking silcone with a stick

Sharpen your god damn knives

If there's one thing I hate its dull knives

and niggers.

What did you make

But it's unhealthy.
And puts you in range for several health risks.

I'm not tho
As I said that happens when I don't eat

ur enormous, dude

Actually, Subtle this ones better than the other one

youtu.be/sS6nwiUYoPk

I smoked Salvia to this shit and it was great

i barely use em so i couldnt care much
i just went ham this one time cuz i felt like cooking at 3 am


they left porkchops and shrooms for me
i dont like porkchops so i took the shrooms and diced them into an omu


its okay to have abnormal eating pattersn

Its also unhealthy to be super skinny

You should eat more m8

God I wish that were me.

...Is that an omelette?

oh shit. yeah thats what i meant. i got too used to saying omuraisu

Yo nigga I know that feel bro

I don't know moonspeak.

Better have put cheese in there or it's a shit omelette.

you feel food?

dick my suck please

Regardless of how much I eat, I don't gain weight.

...Is that an invitation to fuck you in the mouth?

So stick our dicks in your mouth?

im sick of cheese
the taste nauseates me. i salted it with a rice seasoning instead

You have betrayed me for the last time.

Start lifting

but i had like two slices this morning. cut slack for me

...

Slices? I hope you don't mean like, American cheese.

Iam not very experienced at life

this is what im saying
the cheese in my house is crap
i would eat a cheese that doesnt taste like the kind they use at mcdonalds

wat kinda cheese do u use in omulets any ways

I hope Subtle doesn't leave me undone.

Does my name look like Ethanol to you?

...

You can use whatever really
I tend to just use standard mild cheddar (though, the stuff they sell here which is probably a bit better than there), which along with some ham and a healthy (read:excessive) amount of fresh herbs makes for a fucking killer omelette.

Yes

I use cheddar. Anything is better than Kraft cheese slices, dude.

Fucking hell

um no homo

OHNO

I want to pin Subtle down then kiss him and give him a handjob while I watch him squirm around and try to fight back only to end up cumming and getting it all over my hand/arm

Same

idk that sounds more like bathing a cat

*attentions*


i want herby spicy cheeses but i feel like my household wouldnt be able to finish it


i dont care enough for cheese anyways. im not the grocer of the house


make him clean you arm with his mouth as punishment

I think you've been bathing cats wrong.

my sides

I want to pin my cat down and kiss him and give him a handjob while I watch him squirm around and try to fight back only to end up cumming and getting it all over my hand/arm.

I didn't particularly want to make it, but it was too easy, and it was just staring at me. Hell, it would have worked even if she didn't start lifting.

So make a smaller omelette?

i meant like those cheese packages they sell
it would probably go stale before half of it is done

A day in the life of Neru.

Minus the pastries.

Ihad a dream where a cat pinned me down

...

put it in the freezer yo

I want to pin my cat down and kiss him and give him a pastry while I watch him squirm around and try to fight back only to end up spilling the cream and getting it all over my hand/arm.

CAN YOU FEEL

THE LOVE TONIGHT

God I wish that were me.

...

yes hello?


id probably forget about it for half a year if i did that

I want to pin Rin down and kiss her and give him incorrect pronouns while I watch her try to fight back only to end up calling her a him and getting her unibrow hair all over my hand/arm

tfw no cats

hi

No wonder you're so fucking autistic

...

...

You could be my cat if you want.

what


Icry

rip
guess you're doomed to shitty cheese 5ever then
note when I said to freeze it I meant freeze like, the bags of grated stuff, not singular blocks that never works

how are you?


its k i dont really care for cheese anyways

I want to go visit my friend who has 12 cats and is always smoking weed.

She honestly lives an amazing life

Getting high af and listening to relaxing music while petting cats is the best way to live

so this tome kind of nigger board where you only post catoons

but because i posted a niger that is a cartoon but was not concidered as one (why?)

basic line is you gonna


like

not lest me post more

cause

your feel as though

i aint got this shit

you niggas got all dem academic point

and i aint got this shit

pläp

Oh hey Mordin

Nobody cares what you post.

fuck you oil nigger

H-How demeaning..

fuck you oil nigger

lol sorry i thought you was from a country with oil¨¨


turns out you'se just this murrican sack of shit

Don't worry, I'm a very...
passionate... owner.

Mordin, get the fuck out of here with that shit attitude.

Dude, what

OH NO
DID I WIND UP IN

SCRIPT COUNTRY

HOW DRUNK AM I

I THOUGHT THINGS WERE RUNNING KIND OF SLOW

i'm ok.

SD
This is who we fucking get on our team
clips.twitch.tv/dynamicio/PleasantLorisDOOMGuy

Neru, Er du skækk eller?

OH BABY A TRIPLE

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