All the cool kids arrive in thread by making a new one, and I wanna be cool

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

All the cool kids arrive in thread by making a new one, and I wanna be cool.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5aaOqUYG8Tw
youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
youtu.be/JKKbxZvj0lQ
youtube.com/watch?v=_XkE9mOpb_0
youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
youtube.com/watch?v=t80pmP3gQAA
youtube.com/watch?v=-9LRs0rzc1w
youtube.com/watch?v=EqFoqtpUFY8
youtube.com/watch?v=A48VUvB6kWE
youtube.com/watch?v=LC24M8Q4mhk
euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=Vaxei
youtu.be/SODx6A8iu6k
youtu.be/sS6nwiUYoPk
clips.twitch.tv/dynamicio/PleasantLorisDOOMGuy

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

You made a post before that one though.

I do.

I don't remember seeing any hair on your chest.

That's my hope. That he'll fuck a trap and then just cuddle them instead of kill them.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Because you have a penis and therefore are a man, unless you a bitch ass nigga

John Brooks
John Brooks

I'm not gay tho

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Does this shit still happen on 4chan too?

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

~7 hours
I'm okay with that.

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

But I'm not a +30 year old fatso.

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

I feel like you're lying.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

I wish Grim and Subtle would just embrace their gayness

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

spying on my anonymous activities
ADMIN ABUSE
D
M
I
N

A
B
U
S
E
You could just pick a less trap handle.

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

What shit, specifically?

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

I was capable of reading IDs before, too.

Dude, Subtle isn't even closeted.

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

I have hair on my chest granted not a lot, it was just in bright light and I'm blonde so it didn't show up so good.

Jesus Christ do I look that old?

Like what?

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

I just assume that's the deal for the people of such age.

Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips

I see.

I have dark hair and I'm white as fuck boi, so my chest hair is pretty visible.

I'm more proud of my beard in terms of manliness, though.

David Lopez
David Lopez

keeping ID's on purely so you have a cover for you admin abusing activities
What's that? I hear soft cries of "admin abuse" being carried on the wind

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

Why would I do that

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

as fuck boi
you are also a FUCCBOI

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

Aren't you a hypermanlet or is that just memes?

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

These threads.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

I'm a white ass fuckboi
- Test, 2017

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

I don't believe so
I mean, who really even bothers with /b/ these days

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

He gets pissed af at me for calling gay for liking traps

More pissed than when I was on that "Subtle has crooked teeth meme"

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

That beard will be stroked sooner or later.

So I wouldn't get mad at you.

How's Shibo, still discovering interesting music?

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

Having chest hair is something everyone that doesn't like getting fucked in the ass should have. So basically 99.99% of women like getting fucked in the ass.

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

It's all true.

I'm basically Gimli.

kys

Or each other. Whichever is more convenient.

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

IM FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIII

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

no u

Jayden James
Jayden James

shit man I don't know I'm just the name rater, it's still up to you to input your new name

William James
William James

I don't think you have any idea how fast I really am.

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

That's same as growing a beard, some people don't have the genes for it, I can just only grow a somewhat good-looking stubble at most because 50% of the beard will be blonde.

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

Why not both?

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

Because the logistics are too complicated.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

I think you think you think you know who I am but you don't.

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

Don't mess around, then.

Just out with who you are.

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

You do have the same robotic non-emotional way of typing though.

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

You'd be better off as a trap. Even though I'm a fat ugly dumbass, At least I'm tall.

Well then I'm VeeVee until you come up with something better.

You have that problem too?
tfw always wanted to grow a beard
tfw cucked by blonde shit beard

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

I already do that myself.

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

How ti defeat a fever?

John Rivera
John Rivera

NOT ENJOYING THE "GUESS WHO I AM TEE HEE GAME"

fuck boi or wha

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

Have you seen the Eva dub of that shit?
When shinjis fucking running in the mecha
It had me fucking dying

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

kys

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

But it's just an hour off of how I sleep normally.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

It'll get fixed by age though.

Not enough, this conundrum will be fixed later on.

I will not believe these lies.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Sleep for about 80 years

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

Rest, water, and time.

I don't give a shit that I'm short. I'm still a man.

Christopher James
Christopher James

I have not and I can't find it.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

That's our problem though
Not yours

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

Here's hoping.

I bet you like girly shit homo, I bet when you were a kid you wanted an easy bake oven because you were gay. tbh if you didn't want an easy bake oven you were weird, fucking everyone wanted one even though they were TRASH.

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

reeeeeeeeeee

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

I don't want to be old.

Is there any special things I can do with water to eliminate the need for time adn rest?

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

It doesn't matter, we're vikings my brethren.
youtube.com/watch?v=5aaOqUYG8Tw

What'cha gon' do 'bout it?

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

thats my kinda anime no homo

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

My sister got an easy bake oven, I asked for something similar that you put gel in little trays and it made rubber bugs so I could make spiders and cockroaches and leave them everywhere.

Seen that. Still gold.

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

hehe... Yea whatever you want believe my white brethren.

Shit you're less gay than me I used to play with my sisters barbies, although to be fair she forced me and I was like 4 or 5

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

I'm gonna go back to bed

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

It was on fb, lemme try to find it.

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

No.

Take ibuprofen.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

I would totally have preferred that.

Felt like it fit in there.

John Watson
John Watson

ty grandmeister testing.

Ryder King
Ryder King

Oh yeah I put this in a notepad at the time because I didn't want to ruin the new thread meme

can't get over the mountains
how fucking shitty and short range of a plane do you need for that
what

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

That singing actually takes some mad talent.
Not to mention they actually make some dope tracks in Mongolia as of nowadays.
youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c

My only weakness!

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

How fucking high can your plane go, nigger?

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

Not to mention they actually make some dope tracks in Mongolia as of nowadays.
Not to mention he's doing it submerged up to his armpits in icewater*

Liam Morris
Liam Morris

not going swimming in the sea when it's -30c
Pleb.

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

WE FINGOL THREAD PERKELE SAUNA

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

youtu.be/JKKbxZvj0lQ

All I think about is this when I hear Mongolian throat singing lmao

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

Oh boys now youve of doneds id

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

My father has a fucking ultralight and even that according to the specifications flies up to 15k feet.

How fucking tall are those mountains

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

Also it's because of the turbulence, tbh.

I don't like being in planes at all because of it, but it's murder over a mountain.

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

yeah but doing skill-intensive lungwork in that temperature is a whole different problem

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

BIg plane or not that big?

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Tuvan throat signing is actually much more common than mongol tbh

:--DDDDDD put dhe benis in FUG :---DDDDDDD

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Sonex. Two seater.

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

Okay, I laughed 10/10

You're just practically swimming, man, it doesn't take anything else out of you.
Have you ever even gone swimming in an ice hole at winter?

Benis in vagina :-DDDD

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Sugoi. Where did you go?

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

I have no idea how high a sonex goes, honestly.

My dad said it's not able to cross the mountains and that I should take a train.

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

I noticed little difference over mountain ranges or not, tbh
You're right I haven't I should KILL myself

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

We usually just take it to Missouri to visit my uncle.

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

He'll be up in like 3 hours. I'll bug him again, because if he can fly me I could get to AX so much easier.

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

The temperature doesn't really change anything, you'll still be breathing all the same, I mean, it's not like you breathe faster when it's hot, I mean, It would seems really damn stupid if tourists would visit 'Straya and breathe in like damn goldfishes.

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

Do you get to hold onto the controls?

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

He's made me take them for like 30 seconds at a time but it's panic-inducing for me. I don't even like driving a boat. It took me years to be okay driving a car.

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

How are you afraid to drive a car?

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Ehh? I thought you were brave..

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

I'm not anymore.

Bravery is doing what makes you scared.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Gimme revenge.

ALso where tp?

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

dont care what they say it hurts so good

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Oh. I used to be a bit afraid, but then I started driving like an asshole, and people around me paid attention to me me more, so I felt safer

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

How is Proto?
Or is Proto at all?
TP only comes when it's Friday, he told me to tell you that.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

CLOCKWORK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHERE IS AUSHOK?

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

I'm brave everyday.

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

OH COOL. THANK YOU

RIP ESAT1

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

No problem Proto.

William Morgan
William Morgan

tHAT WAS FOR

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

Ah, what is the poison of choice tonight?

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

Apparently usually the same, sometimes larger, depends on the engine. Funnily enough they're apparently sometimes fitted with the same engine our plane has.
I mean if he said he couldn't he probably knows better than me. There's also various other shit to consider, how often you need to stop, the price of aircraft fuel, the sheer time it'd take, just how fucking wide those mountains are and more importantly how many places there are to land in them, the skill of the pilot, etc.

And like, I've gone on a trip or two that was reaching only 700+ kilometers or so ranges and frankly it's just not particularly pleasant being in that for that long.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

Jack and coke to vodka to redacted.

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

It seems to be a solid choice, but is it for you?

Nathan White
Nathan White

Every time we go to Oshkosh for the EAA stuff we end up parked next to an Australian.

Has anyone in your family gone to Airventure?

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

IT ALL EVENS OUT IN THE END.

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

But when is the end Proto?

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

Considering our one plane is a J-160 with ~1k knot range it'd be quite the effort to get it the fuck over there. In any case my dad doesn't go to the states particularly often for probably dumb reasons.

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

You are right. Nothing ever ends. Nothing is ever over. We need to be start dying again before we can be reborn.

On that note how are you?

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

Oh. Damn, I was hoping for some fucking miracle doxxing. Would have been hilarious.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

What the fuck.

CLOCKWORK GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

Are you certain that we will be reborn?
And if so, when?
Eh.. kind of doing the same old still, I just wish things would change for the better, but I assume that will happen soon.
How about you?

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

Yes sir.

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

You want an honest answer?

While I mourn those who fell?

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

u rn

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

ERRTMMMMMMMMMMM.

LOVE AND LIFE.

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Didn't I give out my full name in discord just to show off how generic and undoxible it is?

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

YEAH YEAH DEEP DARK FANTASY.

YOU ARE THE FAGGOT FOR SAVING THAT

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

Maybe, what is it going to be?

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

BRB DRINK

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

If you did I would neither save it nor bother to remember unless you preferred to be called your given name.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

Squiddy's real name is fag faggotson.

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

I'd believe it.

David King
David King

I used to be scared of driving when I first started learning, not cause I might hit a pedestrian and kill them or that I might crash and die, I honestly didn't give a fuck about that. I was scared I'd crash my grandmas car and then she'd be carless lmao

I eventually got comfortable driving but was a very safe driver, it wasn't until I bought my own car then I started giving less of a fuck since it was my car I could crash it if I wanted so I would drive a bit more recklessly. Then I would drink and drive so casually lmao

Then I got a DUI and now I'm scared of driving again cause cops out here are assholes lmao

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

Exactly.
It's the best defense to stop being doxed, having a stupidly common name and giving it out freely.
Goggles' real name is Bogan Queen

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

And being surrounded by indifferent people.

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

My sources are solid.

Your real name is just the id in which you're given in abbo jail.

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

Getting a DUI is fucking stupid. When I got my own car I started driving stupid too, but I didn't drink and drive, I just sped a lot and drifted in parking lots at 2 in the morning.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Yo tell me about Victor Brincat.

youtube.com/watch?v=_XkE9mOpb_0

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

I'm still salty I got pulled over for speeding after leaving a party with my friends and I was kinda drunk

The cops were hiding with their lights off and fucking got my ass lol

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

But I've never met a Victor.
youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88

John Sanders
John Sanders

That's not very happy music.

I don't drink. Or go to parties. Or have friends. So I really wouldn't know tbh. Closest I got to getting a speeding ticket was one time a cop pulled me over and I said I my girlfriend was at the hospital giving birth and he let me go. Fucking retard, did he not see me? How the fuck did a faggot like me get a woman pregnant? I was also like 17 at the time, and I had acne worse than I do now.

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

You're the queenslander
That is in part facilitated by that first point.

In part, anyway.

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

I've doxxed myself multiple times and never got a pizza for it.

That doesn't sound like an asshole thing the cops did. You keep drunk driving and you're gonna kill someone. It's a good thing all you got punished for was a DUI rather than keep doing it till something goes really wrong.

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

The sunshine state.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Why would you get pizza for being careless with personal information?

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

That was directed at clockwork. He knows who victor is rifk.

Love you youngblood.

youtube.com/watch?v=t80pmP3gQAA

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

I wish Subtle would fly down here so I could rape him

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

It's happened before.

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

I'd a subtle

David Reed
David Reed

That is actually a good passive way of dealing with security.

That and nobody who actually goes to war ever cared about you.

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

Don't worry, I know it would be consensual.

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

I don't even fight and I still win.

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

the bogan state*

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

Shit man I remember that
Those threads were great.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

Oh, sorry.
I earned a nickname?
Never heard of Haywire, but that is good thrash.
youtube.com/watch?v=-9LRs0rzc1w

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

If you want to get raped you can just go to London tbh.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

ERMMM BRUCE LEE

youtube.com/watch?v=EqFoqtpUFY8

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

When test passively rapes you.
The queen gives us buffs.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

Oh no I mean the cops out here are assholes and always pull over minorities

Yeah kinda glad in a way I got the DUI cause I was drinking and driving wayyy too much and it was getting out of hand. Like some days I would wake up at my place with my friends and would ask who drove and they would tell me that I did and I didn't even remember lmao

lmao I used to party way too much and would drive all over the place

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

rape

You liked it.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

I will admit nothing.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

You ever try not being a minority? By the way it sounds more like they always pull over drunks, get your stupid victim complex outta here.

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Oh yeah I forgot you're not gay

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

lmao Minorities are always breaking the law

Just look at me

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

SO WHEN WILL TP BE HERE AND GODAMNIT YOUNGBLOOD IS NOT YOUR NICKNAME

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Friday.

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

Does listening to Death Grips make you a pretentious edgefag?

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

the queen gives you abos and bogans

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

How does that even work?

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

I don't think London is particularly well known for that..

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

Go to a couple of public restrooms, I hear they're all the rage in the gay community in england.

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Make it known for that.

Jayden James
Jayden James

royal commission

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

Squiddy, fuck those guys.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

If cum makes you pregnant and I have cum inside my dick, does that make me pregnant?

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

Weird selection to want me to fuck but okay

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

it means you're menstruating

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

I got some exam results today and they were shit so I'm gonna have to text my parents and meet with my personal tutor, idk which I should do first though

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

Lee?
youtube.com/watch?v=A48VUvB6kWE

It is not?
But TP won't be here for a day.

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

OH GOD I NEED TAMPONS

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Can't tell you what to do. I don't talk to my parents about school. Or have a tutor.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

YOU HAD ONE JOB SUBTLE

ONE JOB

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

Don't worry bro I have $100 worth of 5 year old tampons in a closet somewhere for you

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Why would your parents meet with your tutor? Are you 13?

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

what does it mean to not be hungry after not eating for like 12 hours

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

Text my parents
Organise a meeting with my tutor/supervisor
Two different things

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Why tho

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

sick thanks bro

It means you're depressed.

Oh I missed that "and" for some reason.

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

I feel that all the tim

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

You need to eat regularly

Grayson King
Grayson King

BOW DOWN TO THE REAL.
ETERNAL LOVE FOR ELECTRON1

REAL MOTHERFUCKING AUSSIE EBOSS.

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Your metabolism is shot.

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

so my stomach just doesnt care anymore if im depressed?

it means you're depressed.

John Ross
John Ross

Yeah forget I said anything

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

You'll be okay, man.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

It means that meth was pretty damn good

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

That's a possibility, and seeing where you are forgive me for thinking you're probably not completely sound mentally. You might have an eating disorder for all I know, I just know depression causes people to not eat.

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

*some people to not eat

Others overeat.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Proto
youtube.com/watch?v=LC24M8Q4mhk

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

Yea some people.

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

is that a bad thing? i still have a little fat to keep me going if i starve tho right

i dinduit im clean

well im not one of those crazies that starve forever or barf out their foodshits

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

I dunno. Eat something anyways.

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

Your lack of exercise and poor sleep schedule are probably getting pretty bad.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

Somebody bought them for me 5 years ago
NP DUDE

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

Why did someone buy you tampons?

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Hey Subtle quick question, what irks you more? The whole "Subtle likes traps but doesn't want to admit he's gay" meme or the "Subtle has crooked teeth" meme?

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

Test is just that wise.

Christian Young
Christian Young

ill eat instant noodles since they wont fill me too much and taste decent

sometimes i do pushups in the shower

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

Squiddy is actually a girl irl

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

lmao

Can confirm, I've talked to her in voice.

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

Crooked teeth

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

sometimes i do pushups in the shower
Start lifting.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

theyre actually wall pushups cuz its a stand up shower.

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

I want to get a higher education but I dropped out of high school. Why can't I turn back time and fix it?

Girl
internet
lmao sure

You know some faggots sound like girls right?

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

Hey clockwork Can I be honest with you?

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

im lifting a partial amount of my bodyweight tho

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

They were buying me a bag of cheap shitty cookies as a joke/deal and then tacked on a hundred dollars worth of tampons for humour's sake.

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

Is it true tho

Hehehe

That's an expensive joke.

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

But pushups =/= lifting

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

dropped out of HS

lmao dude holy shit even I graduated HS
You should've dropout of college like a real man

No way? Really? I sorta quit joking about that cause it got old but I didn't know it triggered you that much lmao

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

They had a lot of disposable income at the time and poor sense for it.
It's not surprising they didn't retain a lot of disposable income for long.

For what it's worth, it wasn't my idea.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

He had braces before
His teeth are so straight I want to lick the.

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

Sounds dumb. Not as dumb as the time my mom bought be condoms. For one, I'm not fucking anyone anytime soon, secondly they were fucking Magnum XL, yea mom thanks, I'll be sure to use them when I hit puberty again and get an 10 inch donger. I just blew them up like balloons and threw them around my room.

If I really wanted to I'm sure even I could sound like a girl.

I just didn't feel motivated and I had a lot of problems with anxiety back then.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

but the same amount of work is being applied if i do pushups or lift 30lb weights
if i wanted to exercise the different muscles i could just change the form of the pushup

lifting requires extra tools i dont have

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

RIP, gym membership is quite cheap though.

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

I feel like a small box of generic tampons would have gotten the same joke across.

I did too, when I was a young teen.

Honestly, I just had a tiny gap in my top front teeth, but my vanity demanded it be fixed.

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

aw yiss

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

the gyms here are inaccessible by foot thats not very motivating

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

Thankfully I had braces in like year 9

Yes, it'll just make people think I'm disgusting

Wtf 96 mage

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

Or maybe a couple, yeah.

Though I will say, I'm surprised at how few tampons $100 gets you.

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

I'm a bit dizzy. I should lie down.

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

My bottom teeth are cooked as shit, the tops ones aren't so bad its just a tooth that's like a lil pushed back lol

I never chose to get braces cause I didn't wanna look like a freak or like Jimmy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy lmao
I learned to love my crooked teeth tho

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Are the only gyms around shitty chain ones? I go to one and I'll agree it's shit. Fat people too lazy to run on cardio machines, and body builders squatting 6 pl8 isn't very motivating.

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

is jimmy the one with the hair that looks like deformed flesh

idk i rarely see gyms

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

That sounds pretty bad, I only ever drive to the gym if there's way too much snow for biking and cardio gains.

Wtf 96 mage
Not using ice barrage on scrubs
Subtlepls, I thought you were better than this.

Sleep well Giggles.

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

WOW

Having crooked teeth doesn't make you disgusting ;~;

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

I misread again I thought you said the gyms weren't motivating. Either way doing something is better than nothing.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

I had some pretty severus autism

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Jimmy is the bitch boi with braces

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

<><><<><>,><>>>>><>><><>,m><?KLK<:>MK><>>>>had

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

had

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

YEAH but getting 96 mage is fucking hard
That's over half-way to 99

And you're richer than gringotts

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

i live in a suburban area and no gyms around gotta take a big road to any of them

i wanna do something with my abs again. they used to be existent cuz there was barely any fat so i didnt need to work much for it

the one with deformed looking hair

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

WO)W RUDE ASF

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

I know but, it implies someone who doesn't take care of their appearance

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

most of it is from selling the phats and other holiday items when they were dropping tbh
people bought it for 500k-2M each no idea why

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

shitposted too hard to get the reply
time to krill myself

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

Phats like.. December 2001 phats?

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Look at this weeaboo faggot ass 7th grade kid

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

I think I got something around 80 on my old account, not to mention that it's easier if you just play barbarian assault as a member and get free infinite runes for spells.

I live in a forest and my gym is 1,5miles away.

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

nononoonnono

this is osrs

holiday items are tradable and not discontinued here

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

your country is probably way better in those aspects

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

Ohh
Yeah I derped, didn't know they did that
Are you gonna start playing again or you just checking in? :p

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

idkkkk not playing a lot at least

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

Everything is somewhat "far" away, but it's still there.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Rest in piss.

That's not as noticeable as a gap.

Honestly, it sucked more because of the pain than what you look like. When they put them on you and take them off it makes you want to fucking die, and wearing them wasn't painless either.

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

I didn't wanna be a nerd with braces as a kid then I grew up and wanted some but then found out they were expensive af so I was like "Fuck it Brit teeth it is"

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

That sounds pretty uncomfortable, though.

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

whats "far" cuz 1.5 is not too bad

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

I have nice teeth. My dentist told me so. I'm glad I don't live in such backwards societies like the United Kingdom where dentistry is not a practiced form of medicine.

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

The rubber bands some people would have would make me shudder and wonder if some have ever snapped lol

How long did you have them on for?

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Did you ever mine rune ess?

Julian Price
Julian Price

Well, the center of the city is about 7 miles away.

I did, until I learned that iron ore would make a lot of more money at GE.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

I've had one cavity. It was small and the seal is tooth colored. I drink a lot less soda now to keep from getting more.

They snap all the time. You get like two bags of them every time you go to the orthodontist.

A couple years? Way longer than I should have, in my opinion, but they wanted to be sure my teeth stayed in place.

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

Me and my younger sister are the only 2 with slightly crooked teeth

My Onee-chan, younger brother, and youngest sister all have perfectly straight teeth
At least I'm not alone lol

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

I used to be a complete depressed slob that slept on the floor, ate a load of sugary garbage, and didn't shower for weeks let alone brush my teeth and even still I got off with just a minor case of gingivitis which went away after I got back into the swing of brushing and flossing.

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Dude something about that just gives me goosebumps Iunno

Yeah it sucks you have to wear them for so long
I've seen those invisalign things that are clear and supposed to straighten your teeth but it must be expensive af

I'd rather get LASIK eye surgery instead lol

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

nice

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

Wait what?

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

A couple teeth were just a tiny bit crooked, but it had never bothered me. I guess it bothered the orthodontist though. That's why it took so long.

Invisalign is more expensive. Not worth unless you've got it made.

I still don't floss enough. But nobody does, really.

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

How's your eyesight anyways?

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

I have a prescription of -2.5. I prefer contacts over glasses.

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

I'm going to take a nap

Noah Young
Noah Young

Later.

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

i barely ate and now i wanna eat more but i already feel like a glutton

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

You give more insight into your psychological issues by the day.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

This
I feel like this whenever I'm not eating regular meals though

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

wait I thought you said you ate a lot then you wanted to eat more
rip

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

I having stuff to put in my mouth around

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

love

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Lewd.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

I've worn glasses for as long as I've had myopia.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

I've had glasses for about 9 years now.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

You can't just go putting your mouth around things

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

Goddamn do you ALL have glasses?

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

You'd think we all stare at computer screens too much or something.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

Something like Nineteen or Twenty, I think.

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

Family problem.
Shikata ga nai.

RIP.

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

Christ alive, my eyesight didn't go bad that fast.

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

except more nerdy and less cooledge

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Guess Squid's the Jap girl.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Pretty sure that doesn't actually develop eye problems.
And I mean, it's not like I haven't done way too much of that my whole life.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Literally as long as I can remember.

I should probably get checked again just to be sure my prescription hasn't gotten super stronger.

Might be a huge part of why I'm so prone to migraines.

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

That's what they tried to tell us our whole childhoods, that tvs and computers would rot our eyes and brains.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=Vaxei
Am I a jhin abuser now

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

ye
abs digsutsign af

Robert King
Robert King

fug
I think maybe that might not have been entirely truthful

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

I need more relaxing music ;;

:3

James Fisher
James Fisher

Who could have guessed

I asked my dad, he said the Sonex can go up about 10k feet. We could feasibly go over the mountains but he "wouldn't feel safe doing it".

:relythink:

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

tbh I'm probably too used to flying with my father who's a pretty skilled but also pretty overconfident pilot, that probably pushed that line of thinking. I'm also not sure quite how high those mountains go but oh well

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

The rockies are enormous, dude.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

I need to get mine check up, but I doubt it really.

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

i did that cooking thing, but most of the time was spent sharpening a knife

its okay 2 b fat

Jose Green
Jose Green

Why

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

I remember I used to chug a bunch of Delsym or take a bunch of Tussin pills and have a relaxing music playlist playing in the background and fucking go on a journey dude

That shit was so much fun
I used to be a huge faggot and listen to like harp music and such (its from ZnT lol)
youtu.be/SODx6A8iu6k
There's a couple of other ones but they got taken down from yt but luckily I have them downloaded :3

Carter White
Carter White

this household has 2 knives
a normal cutty one and a butchers knife.

for some reason my parents keep the butcher knife around even tho the blade is all messed up, and they have a whetstone but they havent sharpened the normal knife in years. its infuriating trying to cut things. its like poking silcone with a stick

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

Sharpen your god damn knives

If there's one thing I hate its dull knives

and niggers.

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

What did you make

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

it's okay to be fat
But it's unhealthy.
And puts you in range for several health risks.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

I'm not tho
As I said that happens when I don't eat
ur enormous, dude

Xavier King
Xavier King

Actually, Subtle this ones better than the other one

youtu.be/sS6nwiUYoPk

I smoked Salvia to this shit and it was great

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

i barely use em so i couldnt care much
i just went ham this one time cuz i felt like cooking at 3 am

they left porkchops and shrooms for me
i dont like porkchops so i took the shrooms and diced them into an omu

its okay to have abnormal eating pattersn

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

Its also unhealthy to be super skinny

You should eat more m8

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

God I wish that were me.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

omu

...Is that an omelette?

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

oh shit. yeah thats what i meant. i got too used to saying omuraisu

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

omuraisu

Yo nigga I know that feel bro

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

I don't know moonspeak.

Better have put cheese in there or it's a shit omelette.

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

you feel food?

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

dick my suck please

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

Regardless of how much I eat, I don't gain weight.

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

...Is that an invitation to fuck you in the mouth?

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

So stick our dicks in your mouth?

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

im sick of cheese
the taste nauseates me. i salted it with a rice seasoning instead

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

sick of cheese

You have betrayed me for the last time.

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

Start lifting

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

but i had like two slices this morning. cut slack for me

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

Slices? I hope you don't mean like, American cheese.

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

Iam not very experienced at life

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

this is what im saying
the cheese in my house is crap
i would eat a cheese that doesnt taste like the kind they use at mcdonalds

wat kinda cheese do u use in omulets any ways

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

I hope Subtle doesn't leave me undone.

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

Does my name look like Ethanol to you?

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

You can use whatever really
I tend to just use standard mild cheddar (though, the stuff they sell here which is probably a bit better than there), which along with some ham and a healthy (read:excessive) amount of fresh herbs makes for a fucking killer omelette.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

The Beast Lady
Yes

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

I use cheddar. Anything is better than Kraft cheese slices, dude.

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

Fucking hell

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

um no homo

Jace Gray
Jace Gray

OHNO

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

I want to pin Subtle down then kiss him and give him a handjob while I watch him squirm around and try to fight back only to end up cumming and getting it all over my hand/arm

Samuel King
Samuel King

Same

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

idk that sounds more like bathing a cat

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

*attentions*

i want herby spicy cheeses but i feel like my household wouldnt be able to finish it

i dont care enough for cheese anyways. im not the grocer of the house

make him clean you arm with his mouth as punishment

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

I think you've been bathing cats wrong.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

my sides

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

I want to pin my cat down and kiss him and give him a handjob while I watch him squirm around and try to fight back only to end up cumming and getting it all over my hand/arm.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

I didn't particularly want to make it, but it was too easy, and it was just staring at me. Hell, it would have worked even if she didn't start lifting.
So make a smaller omelette?

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

i meant like those cheese packages they sell
it would probably go stale before half of it is done

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

A day in the life of Neru.

Minus the pastries.

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

Ihad a dream where a cat pinned me down

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

...

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

put it in the freezer yo

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

I want to pin my cat down and kiss him and give him a pastry while I watch him squirm around and try to fight back only to end up spilling the cream and getting it all over my hand/arm.

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

CAN YOU FEEL

THE LOVE TONIGHT

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

God I wish that were me.

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Neru will never feed you pastries like one of her cats

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

yes hello?

id probably forget about it for half a year if i did that

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

I want to pin Rin down and kiss her and give him incorrect pronouns while I watch her try to fight back only to end up calling her a him and getting her unibrow hair all over my hand/arm

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

tfw no cats

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

hi

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

No wonder you're so fucking autistic

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

You could be my cat if you want.

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

what

Icry

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

rip
guess you're doomed to shitty cheese 5ever then
note when I said to freeze it I meant freeze like, the bags of grated stuff, not singular blocks that never works

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

how are you?

its k i dont really care for cheese anyways

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

I want to go visit my friend who has 12 cats and is always smoking weed.

She honestly lives an amazing life

Getting high af and listening to relaxing music while petting cats is the best way to live

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

so this tome kind of nigger board where you only post catoons

but because i posted a niger that is a cartoon but was not concidered as one (why?)

basic line is you gonna

like

not lest me post more

cause

your feel as though

i aint got this shit

you niggas got all dem academic point

and i aint got this shit

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

pläp

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

Oh hey Mordin

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

Nobody cares what you post.

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

fuck you oil nigger

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

H-How demeaning..

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

fuck you oil nigger

lol sorry i thought you was from a country with oil¨¨

turns out you'se just this murrican sack of shit

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

Don't worry, I'm a very...
passionate... owner.

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

Mordin, get the fuck out of here with that shit attitude.

John Gomez
John Gomez

Dude, what

Camden James
Camden James

OH NO
DID I WIND UP IN

SCRIPT COUNTRY

HOW DRUNK AM I

I THOUGHT THINGS WERE RUNNING KIND OF SLOW

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

i'm ok.

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

SD
This is who we fucking get on our team
clips.twitch.tv/dynamicio/PleasantLorisDOOMGuy

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

Neru, Er du skækk eller?

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

OH BABY A TRIPLE

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

see

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit