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tfw squid never calls you gay anymore
I'M TRYING OKAY!
W-wait what I'm confused. ;__;
I just like the way she looks.
Luka what did you have for lunch today?
You suck at this.
Get out, now.
That didn't take long
Sounds like you're a pedophile that's into goth chicks
I liked your luluco folder better m8
Yeah, I just stopped having mental issues one day :^)
Yeah, if you're feeling it, it's the actual worst. It's like you have a sore throat and you want to throw up until it goes away.
I pretty much just avoid citrus and soda. I probably should avoid spicy food but I can't ;;
Please don't confuse me!
I was here first.
Luluco is good too I guess.
I'm only playing around! Have more Dragon loli.
i didnt get to eat anything today
I-I'm sorry. ;__;
It was just a phase :^)
Sounds like a huge pain in the ass
I can live without soda or citrus tbh, now the coffee part would be quite the inconvenience.
Oh, you like spicy food too? I always thought that was like white folks worst enemy lol
Does alcohol fuck with your acid reflux?
how's it going?
Nothing, just carry on! Keep going about your daily activities!
I'm well how about yourself, Cato?
Pretty much :^)
Yeah, spicy food is my jam, I can handle it better than any of my friends.
Alcohol is really bad but I don't notice it if I'm drunk when I go to bed.
You should just avatar as yourself :^)
I am ok, nothing special
You shouldn't let Archives play with you so easily!
I'll just keep posting dragonloli for you.
What do you mean?
just keep posting the dragonloli
Tell me! Right now mister.
Never heard that one before.
I had a Sad Boyz phase too and man that shit was so cringey, I have managed to repress most of it and destroy all the images of me during that time.
I changed the way I dressed and my hairstyle during that period and I swear that was some horrid Chunni shit.
Damn, we need to hit up some spicy ramen joints one of these days m8
What is your favorite food anyways?
but I dont notice it if Im drunk
So fucking ironic the problem is also the solution
Fucking alcohol man
Stop confusing me!
Fine, don't tell me. I don't care anyway!
You'd be a decent trap if you actually grew your hair out
You should totally do it :^)
Sure you don't!
Please try and keep up.
Hmpf, I'm going to head bed after I get to 30, you'll have to wait for the rest later.
Yeah, we can just pretend those never happened :3
Sounds good breh.
I know I probably sound like a huge pleb but pulled pork is actually the greatest. We do it with spicy barbecue sauce and then I add a bit of hotsauce to mine and either serve it on poutine or in a sandwich.
You'll have nightmares.
No I wont, why would I have nightmares? Anyway this is the last one, goodnight everyone.
I ship ban x this new brit slut
Sleep well Empty!
I'm no slut!
Thank you and goodnight!
wat that gif mean?
Ah, teenage autism sure is fucking great.
At least I'm not the only one lmao
Oh shit Pulled Pork is fucking amazing but I rarely ever have it cause its super fattening but so delicious ;~;
There's a place called Hogg's over here and their pulled pork is fucking godlike though its a shame it isn't too spicy.
You seem to really love poutine, its a shame I've never tried it.
My grandma made some chilli paste from some peppers we grew in our backyard and man that shit is no joke.
It fucking killed me
No I'm actually srs
You're eyes are fucking beautiful and I'm so jelly
Also I'm a huge sucker for freckles
Damn bro I think I have a crush on you
How do I make it stop
I killed the thread
Who knows. Maybe "I love you".
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME DAD
Yes, son. You can kill threads like the best of em
Oh dude, I pretty much got the job
Its Mon - Fri 10am - 7:30pm 13.50/hr
Gotta go in tomorrow to do the drug test then watch some safety training video be
i want love too!
* bullies *
So whose piss are you buying to pass the test?
dem tight jeans. She has it cummin.
Colbs doesn't have faith in me
I've been clean since ALA you fucking bully
Though I have been drinking like a mad man
ILL FUCKING SHOW YOU
THEN WE'LL SEE WHOS LAUGHING
ILL BUY YOU IN N OUT AND A BUNCH OF BEER WITH MY JOB MONEY TO SHUT YOU UP
Though once I start working again I'm probably gonna start smoking again :^)
suck a lot of dick and drink a bunch of water and go for a run to sweat all that shit out and make sure to piss like crazy. accelerate the metabolizing
WE'LL FUCKING SEE
ONCE A DEGENERATE, ALWAYS A DEGENERATE
Today's yuri releases.
(Reitaisai 5) [54burger (Marugoshi)] COSMIC DARE (Touhou Project) [English]
Shakunetsu no Takkyu Musume [Vol.4] - 0013 - Because You're by My Side [English] by [pingpongscans]
World Witches - Contrail of Witches 0001 - Helma Lennartz Pt. 1 [English] by [The Misfits Squadron]
[Momono Moto] Madder Memory [TZdY]
(C73) [RukRuk (風見るく)] 諏訪子さまといっしょ! (東方Project)
(C90) [あいの倉 (たかはぎけもの)] 8月14日のとなりの市 (ガールズ&パンツァー)
(C91) [星に帰る (たらぞお)] キモチイイコトしよっか？ (ヤマノススメ)
once I start working again I'm probably gonna start smoking again
tfw don't have that problem
ty based force of nature
Get a life they said
It'll be fun they said
Learn sign language then you can accept thee comment through that gif. If you even want to at that point. lol
I've been doing that, plenty of water fam
Though I haven't smoked in a whole month
Yeah, cause you're a boring guy lol
Like even Colbs does it every now and then
When I get my first check let's hit up LT
You know that bar/karaoke/sushi place upstairs "Oiwake"? They apparently reopened and remodeled it so it looks really nice.
We need to hit that joint up again
Shakunetsu no Takkyu Musume [Vol.4] - 0013
What does that have to do with yuri
You're boring because you don't smoke
me on the right
SOTO SUCKS MAJOR COCK
Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww sheit, I'm down
Cute and a great animu.
i feel weak inside after watching this.
luckily i only watched it right before i saved it
Dont make me go over there
I'll try to get the whole squad to go and we can all pitch in for a room and crash there so no one drives back home drunk lol
u wanna fkn go m8
I'll slap ur shit
Its not cause of the smoking part
Its just you seem like the type that's scared to try new things or take risks.
That's pretty boring imo
Do it pussy, you won't.
B-But what if I spend like over 1k going over there and you dont even show up?
I'd legit cry
TFW your promotion went through and you might get a bonus of 500 on Thursday
u admitted to it urself
go look at a mirror and punch it
Reimu is no kitty.
We wouldn't be a very good couple tbh
But then again they do say opposites attract
But that would hurt tho ;~;
This thread is slow
You understanding is basically completely wrong, tho.
do you wanna be a fucking pussy boi and suck more dick, or will you man up and punch that mirror
Are you trying to wake the beast? lmao
You understanding is basically completely wrong, tho.
Oh yeah? Well Poutine is gross
Suck on that
I should have been in bed nearly two hours ago.
How can you call it gross if you have never tried it?
You can even put pulled pork on top.
Very, I am no help.
Why are you still up?
Go to bed dude
Rub one out, shower, then sleep
That's always a great way to knockout
put pulled pork on top
I bet you wouldn't eat that yourself.
Soto, I got my promotion.
Rin is a girlboy shehe cannot rub one out. Jeez.
but males and females have respective rub spots
You bastard, fix it!
Shhhh, that is not the point of the joke.
For feks sake.
I just trying to trigger you
I'm going to try it one of these days but I need to find an authentic place around here.
I'm gonna test the waters and just get the original kind first then be a fatass and put pork on it.
Its really fattening isn't it lol?
my bad .//.
Neuter the thread?
There's a Smoke's in Berkeley and one in LA, just go there.
Yeah, it's pretty bad for you but I'm a good girl and watch what I eat.
The artist description says 'I will murder all of your friends.'
Oh damn that's near by
I'll check it out.
Is the Poutine at McDs over there any good?
I'm a good girl
lmao nice meme :^)
implying girls can't rub their clit
Have you actually stimulated a girls clit?
They go fucking crazy when you do that shit.
Its so much fun flicking that shit fast af and seeing them squirm
Life's looking up for us
Nigga that's her fav food
She's a huge fatty lol
When does your work start?
I'll neuter you!
No, it's fucking shit.
It's not a meme, my master calls me a good girl every day!
Training and Drug test is tomorrow
I start Thur probs or they might ask me to wait till Mon
Not too sure
lmao sasuga Emma
I sorta imagine you hate anything from McDonalds.
He's lying to you.
Don't listen to his lies
Man you suck at jokes too.
I was playing geemu!
And watching vidya!
And making other poor life choices!
As for showers, I wake right up when I shower, so I have mine in the morning.
Anyway, nini Sobo.
Yeah, I don't really like their food much. I do get cravings for their fries sometimes though.
O-Oh, okay :c
Asking to wait might cause suspicion.
Why does everyone seem to love their fries? They're salty af
If I were to get something at McDonalds it would probably be their Iced Coffee or their cookies lmao
Though if I'm shitfaced I will order a McChicken and a Double cheeseburger and make a McGangbang and devour that shit and not give a single fuck.
He's lying to you saying you're a good girl
You're a GREAT girl :3
Sounds like fun
I guess its worth lol
Morning showers are great
I sometimes take some in the morning and another at night cause I'm that autistic
Bitch I am a joke
I like them because they're salty tbh.
That was lame.
I used to think I was suck a cool ass nigga wearing aviators and parted my hair down the middle like a fuckin nerd
Ah, Middle School autism
I made it clear I'm down to start as soon as possible
Hopefully I do start this week so I get paid next week
You are not wrong.
Well, most places pay your first time 2 weeks after.
So I'm not sure it would work.
tfw you own a pair of aviators
i made a ton of gifs for amy way back. um, i fucking forgot wtf he goes by now.
who knew that hairline started that early
Who keeps a piss bottle ?
i have a designated bottle for piss and a back up water bottle
that's not ladylike!
incase I cant make it to the bathroom.
im not lady :)
I didn't even have facial hair at the time
My balls hadn't even dropped dude
Get a load of this fuckin cool guy
I just wanna have money again lol
The sauces at McDonalds are aight too tbh
They have this Habanero Ranch sauce that's pretty oishii dude
This is the thanks I get for being nice, though that was pretty fuckin cheesy
I heard at least one person that had suck living conditions that preferred to use it than use the bathroom wherever it was.
Is something wrong with you?
i never noticed when my balls dropped. probably cuz i started fapping too early
its probably a mental disability
Literally what does it mean for balls to drop I don't know
I haven't tried any of them tbh.
Mine dropped around the same time I started getting really bad acne and my voice got lower
LMAO Dude you have a dick and you dont know what it means?
i think mines gradually came down as i fapped more and more
You got problems, kid.
To be fair your all idiots with issues.
And you are without sin.
I'm perfectly normal.
I was absolved on the new year.
lick dat pussy
Maybe somewhat normal.
They didn't drop, they just sagged lmao
I was a late bloomer so yeah
Try the Habanero Ranch one, though Im assuming you like ranch. Its just pretty much a really spicy ranch
i dont remember a point in my life where my balls werent dropped
I love the smell of cats and birds
I just hug them and then take a big whiff of them
There's something wrong with me
yo is it just me or do birds smell smoky?
Its hard to explain what a bird smells like
Its hard to describe
I wouldn't say smoky, though I can sorta see how you think of that when you smell it
I draw a line there.
I think we can all sympathize with that.
I thought the thread died there for a sec
Well I don't like dicks very much so I don't pay much attention to them
Wait so if you're gonna be a girl you like dick, right?
Or are you mtf that only likes vagina?
Cause sorta stuff kinda triggers me
Kind of want to see Soto naked.
Do NOT want.
Want to see me naked?
If you can get Ikt nudes, I'll trade you for my nudes.
There are very few I want to see naked outside the reasons of being a boy.
Just a moment...
IKT YOU SLUT I NEED A FAVOR
Am I one of them?
I want to fuck everyone here
You shouldn't be disappointed if I say no.
Shouldn't, but I will be.
You have failed me.
I will end you, you gibbering goon.
Shut up Goggles I was about to send you a tummy pic
What a slut
About to send a tummy pic
Please do not make him camwhore more. The face shots are horrid enough.
What is Soto was very rotund.
I am not feeling too great.
No, but ethnic tum tum is good.
I am watching game of thrones in bed. There is not time for sleep.
Nigga you were the one that asked
I'd obvs kms
I wanna cuddle up with Clockwork while he's watching GoT.
TFW nobody to snuffle while watching TV
I did not know it was you. I declined it anyway.
Really though. You should sleep.
It is good for you.
Maybe afterwards, then.
Darwin doesn't like my spic/chink face
Good. Least I worry about your health.
I'm watching a show.
You'll forget about my health in 30 minutes or so.
You look better than Licky at least.
You know I'm not the biggest fan of actual sex
Why would it matter to me what someone has in their pants if it's not going inside me anyway
God willing it will be because I found sleep myself.
Is Licky better looking than Fish?
but why did dufayel shout at lucien about diana was it because of frustration about painting and not managing to capture what he wanted to
In the sense that he looks like a dude instead of a hybrid freak, yes.
I require so much rest to function any more.
Oh, I have not watched that in a long time. I only remember the gnomes.
but Licky's a GIRLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Dude must look paisa af
I liked it
better than birdman
Definitely not feminine.
But did you like Zodiac?
it was sortofff ok but not amazing
I am not sure how we can be friends after this.
Let's hope he's at least handsome
Why was he all up on your dick anyways? Did you two have something going on in the past?
I rated it 7/10 yesterday
He was my lobby boy and sole heir. All my possessions would have been bequeathed to him, along with whatever money I had not spent on whores and whiskey.
I guess that is acceptable.
Because every character in that movie is autistic
youare not one to speak though
Ah, so your boytoy
Those are always fun until they get clingy and won't shut up.
Thank god it was an online thing where you can just block them on pretty much almost everything and just keep doing your thing.
For a Norwegian kid you're pretty mean
Wouldn't that make it easier for me to tell if a fictional character is autistic?
quite the opposite
Does Neru ever yell at you?
He was playing mafia Twitch; he was just staying in character.
What made you click :c
tim was running out
Why would you not give the gold to the adc, though? ;3
I really needed that gold, I was only 6-0 or something
She even stole two kills.
I am a benevolent ADC, they were gifted
I suppose it is not the end of the world since that is from before Lulu got bukakke'd with nersfs.
I am not drunk.
Please recite the alphabet backwards
E A T M Y A S S
Wait Darwin's drunk ?
lulu buffs when
It's so beautiful :3
When snusnu buffs?
If one farts you'll never know who it was.
have I gotten gudder or have I stagnated
I could only imagine what it would be like if they all had beans before doing that. it would be like a WWII gas chamber.
You are ready to take on anything.
Most typical katarina player ever
4/6 and bitching about 2 creeps that would've gotten executed
Was tempted to just stay mid and farm.
which one are you
I can't even tell what's sarcasm anymore
I went "Are you a hot guy though" after
why wasnt it in the cap
IA mntog bivbing ai utplayk
I didn't really
Subtle, give me the good nights. Please.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning, even though I am going to bed. So like a mixture of good morning and night.
Good night! Sleep well.
Night cutie, have a great day.
I shall, thank you. ^^
says the gaijin using eigonese
Did you see the video I posted at you in discord?
Says the chinaman..
I thought test was replying to his own post.
Mine's like 700 images.
That is the sort of sad thing Test would do..
Mine isn't, but I love Kira none the less.
I was about to kick off and start ranting about his rampant autism. But then did a double take.
In fact, every UK poster is banned.
As we discussed.
In time of Admin abuse.
link the board
Is it animas?
In case Test goes on a power trip and starts banning innocents the board you need to go to i
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
s-says the computer science major
The sanctuary of Grim is much more preferable. We will be in a totally tranquil place. Far from Caligula-esque excesses and rampant Neo-Nero rampages!
Says the six-digit
I have existed from the morning of the world and
I shall exist until the last star falls from the night
that was really rude
brb going to play myself to death now
Grim and Alice and the like take you, then.
And don't come back !
You're already back !
I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
"Hey, man, if you come I will make you mod" - Grim(not)
Well I'm going to take my leave and get ready, take care everyone.
I know the odds were low, but honestly thank God we didn't end up on Soto's board.
If only all Rome had just one neck.
im out of movie quotes
That would be like pressing the proverbial "button"
Good morning. I just woke up and got some oatmeal
It was good oatmeal.
i had porridge too
Weetabix is boring tho
Weetabix is life
Wanted to be productive, turns out no one in my entire town shares the same hobby as me, wasted an hour just waiting for people to show up to play.
And people wonder why I don't go out and socialize!
how does football work?
If you have multiple Indonesians in one area, do they become a Polynesian?
be man u
get 4 minutes added time
equalise and win game
like, on what basis do you reason about defending or attacking? does territory matter, or is it only about your team having the ball?
Ah, just like they did against Stoke, managed to pull out 5 minutes extra time, when it should have been two at max.
And of course they'd score on the 5th minute and earn a draw. Lucky twats.
If you don't have possession you want to get it back asap by marking people the player with the ball could pass to, and challenging him
If you do have possession then you should usually be playing offensively unless it's deep in your own half
so the ball really is the most important factor in how you play then?
I think so
Though not like I'm some kind of analyst ^^'
either way i think i need to read more on it, my brain at the moment is trying to shoehorn a goal based agent into a series of tables, and im not sure if thats retarded or not
Depends on your mantra of football.
If you are a possession(tiki taka) style or a more direct style.
And then that breaks down further.
MAN UTD/Fergie time
Glad to see wankers still getting mad about United xD
I mean with [ossession based play its "I have the ball, who has the ball has control, who has control WILL score. Without control and the ball you can't score".
Whereas the more direct style banks on catching the possession based team in possession... and then launching forward fast to capitalize on the disjointed team.
Well it's hard not to especially when they get 5 minutes extra time almost every game they're losing.
I forgot there was a rule written into the big book of football "If Manchester United are losing by 1 goal or more, always add 5 minutes extra time, and let it run over to 8 minutes if needed."
You are aware that every substitution adds something like 30 seconds to the clock as extra time, if both teams use their 3 allocated subs(as is often the case) then that means 3 minutes minimum extra time. If you then take into consideration its probably 30 seconds a goal too. And then ruling out any onfield injury/phsio incident, slow setpiece taking and other factors its nearly median for 5 minuts.
Lets consider; all subs(3 minutes) plus 1 goal (3 minutes 30 seconds) and 3 freekicks (4 and a half minutes) then "fergie time" of 5 minutes is the median.
In this case it is simply "hate us because they aint us" mentality. I relish it because aimless dislike is a meterstick of success.
Poor Gazza Lineker, gonna be watching the champs in the championship next season xD
you could say they KANTE buy a win
Of course I'm aware each sub adds time on, but in a game with no stoppages, and each sub that's three minutes extra time, and I know that.
But in certain games, there are times where the extra time doesn't seem justified, like the game against Stoke. Where even Dermot Gallagher said that it was at maximum 3 minutes of added time.
But it's all down to the referees own interpretation, but hey that's football. It's never going to be perfect, but I'm sure as hell glad we wont see Leicester in the premier league next season if things keep going the way they do.
Aslong as Sunderland and the Boro stay up, and Newcastle get promoted. Wey aye full north east representation.
These sorts of questions are not welcome here on /sp/.
Well Sunderland have done it like 4 times in a row in recent years, they can sure as hell do it again.
And with Newcastle's current form, it's looking great for the north east. I'm just waiting for Stoke to finish 9th again. :^)
is there a good source i could cite in a paper on the subject of how to play football?
im going to essentially need a means of saying that i have made an attempt at solving the problem of football, by utilizing various AI technologies with existing human strategies. its not quite a full game of football im simulating, with a definite end time and off pitch rules, but more a constrained take on it where the world essentially is the pitch and its contents in an endless loop of attempting to play football with each other.
hahaha perennial mid-table team. Bit of a culture shift after Sleazy Pulis' departure.
I thought this was /pol/
try this :^)
But I mean there are probably a tonne of scholar heavy literature on the subject.
I wouldnt know without google where to look
We've got the squad to get past 9th, but for some reason it either falls apart at the start and we recover mid-season, or we do great from the get go and we fall apart at the end of the season.
Just need to find that consistency, but I'd rather keep taking top half finishes then a one season wonder like Leicester.
me neither tbh, it seems like the kind of thing where i could easily double the amount of reading i need to do in order to achieve an informed solution
True that, better to be improve steadily. For all Wenger's shortcomings, he has done well to make Arsenal a great base for a future power in the making.
Just a shame he has voluntarily left himself in the past.
And hopefully the tumult at Old Trafford is subsiding. Fucking 6 year deal for Moyes, who the fuck thought that was a good idea. Shame he became a fall guy for the whole damned machine.
Satania may be best Chuuni 2017, but.
Gabriel keeps giving me reasons to say she's my spirit animal.
Is there any asian food with cheese in it
Well consider all his 'Success' at Everton, I guess the higher ups thought he was the man for the job, but he's only ever worked wonders for mid-table and lower table teams.
I felt like he was a little fish in an ocean of sharks at Man U, but as you said I'd rather take improving slightly each year than doing a one season wonder.
Also don't get me started on Arsenal, lol.
cheesy instant ramen
Huehuehue , its getting to the business end of the season. Time to buckle up
I'm all buckled up and I can't wait for our game against Tottenham, it'll be a good one.
Also at least our stadium is now getting upgraded to 30,000 capacity finally.
when the boss wants to fuck you dry for every little mistake but you MAKE NO MISTAKE
werent you just panicking about your fuckup the otherday
Yeah but that was off the records and solved it without an issue after all
Thank god almost everyone likes me already
Except for that cunt. I'll have him lick my shoes clean in two years
when the boss wants to fuck you dry
should have seen this cuming
this board is infested with hypersexuals...
Things not so say during orgasm:
What I would give for a tuna sandwich rn
funnily enough im eating a tuna sandwich
whoopsie doo here comes the goo
Swiggity Swag she on the rag.
Lugosi Béla creates a mighty fine television vampire right off the bat
The west creates mindless action vampires and faggots
The east creates cockmongling whores
Yall should have left the subject alone and let us handle it
Show me dem (You)'s, you shitposters.
You get none, cure
Fuck it my olde insult became another word
And this is why I love you guys.
i should read, but i also need to visit post office, only i want to play blood omen. what do?
Why is meme magic a real thing?
Heckin' Angry Woofer
What do you call it when a giant has an erection?
Because it's a massive stiffy?