Newt thread

Newt thread.

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Night!

Massive.

I won't fall for that.

Nini

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Sleep 4 reals now bai

Rember happy dae

Night Chimichanga

Still incredibly helpful.

I'd say funny times, but if I keep laughin', I'm gonna laugh myself to death.


Life's a fickle bitch. :3


Where do people find these videos? Geez. ­

Everything gives me "invalid username" tho.

Yeah you BETTER RUN

cbn.com/700club

Maybe that would be for the best ^^

I ain't clickin' that!

I was a minute late, I don't need a reminder.

why?

Echo sux

I do it partially just to rub people's noses in it.

That it is! It needs to stop that. lol

Rebuilding the dick

What an asshole.

He does.

Alt-3

especially at video games

This

T O X I C

It's definitely up there.

...

...

ban toxic posters

Up where?

Banned for abusing the reporting system.

On the list of things I suck at.

>:@

That reminded me of new Takagi-san, I haven't even read it yet ^^

Is the other one dicks?


tfw 3 unread chapters.

I need to get back on the manga grind.

No, that one managed to skip it.

youtube.com/watch?v=8qmsG43X1gM

Valentine's too.
This gonna be good

Weebs

Skipped the list and went straight into your mouth? :3


tfw probably rejected

Nah, pretty much just stayed out, why, did you wanna stick yours in it ?

You'd like that.

Homoweebs

...

Yeah kinda

Wow lewd.

dfiujdjfd

...

Same tbh

srry

I was going to try to rework Our Father to be a prayer for Trump but that's more effort than I think I'd get a return on.

Sup, fags?

Drunk.

You ever feel like your fingers are gonna split open if you don't stop but then you keep going and the don't cut open ?

They will become strong like an ox

Aren't you always?

yeah

You mean the Lord's Prayer?


yeah

hi

Drinking and vidya.
That feel when people deliver themselves to your cross hairs as Widow.

No.

Why ?


Why ?

Yes.

S U C C

when you start to jerk it a few times more than healthy?

what's poppin


soon you will be able to serenade me with various touhou themes on the guitar

Because my fingers felt like they were gonna split open if I don't stop but then I kept going and they didn't cut open

I've played Widow like three times in my life. Every time I would get a kill in like five seconds and then get brained by a better widowmaker immediately afterwards and switch.

I hate snipers.


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Isn't wish an english major

Teaching I thought.

arts

whats the webm where the anime dude pulls an arrow out his asshole

...

This still makes me laugh.

cringe*

I have my MAed and my BEd

Why not both?

extremely bored
what are you up to

not this time


WEEB music

Why though ?


My fingers hurt from playing an instrument

How nice of all these people. Sacrificing their lives to our weapons.


it is rare that I will bother using her cause she has little use that cannot be done better by someone else.
But yeah, it either ends that way or I get a shit ton of kills and become the only player on my team for the enemy. Erasing any use I was previously pulling off with Widow. It really is not too fun.

nvm

LMAO Echo that insta-logout

good weeb music


unwinding by watching eva lol
what did you do today


because its too brutal


but can you do the stanky leg

Because I couldn't decide so I just kept going and nothing bad happened so I just keep going until something bad happens.


I'm white, I can't even dab properly.

...

every few days should be fine
slowly as you progressively work the jerk, your peen will call for more pressure and u gotta squeeze dat shit while moving it at the speed of light

MMMM THIS SPEED THO


I wanna see you try

I need to learn edgy sounds first.


THen what happened ?


Thanks for the tip

bullet for my valentine

I've just never heard of it.


Ah, guitar? Bass?


Can you post that parrot MMMMM TOO CLOSE

Those were some hard-stuck gold decisions

I have to download it from my mega but I'll do it just for you

no not just the tip
you gotta work the shaft too. without it the tip wont engorge

I know.

Thanks, man. Tried to look for it on internet.com but just couldn't find it, el oh el.

Local Canadian embarrasses themselves

lock your door and snapchat it or something.


It's queued
it's coming

Even if 1 person or nobody sees it, it's still embarrassing.

youtube.com/watch?v=icXUkIfZxyg


a basic bitch electric guitar


Only the tip.

test mega is derping
give it some time
pic related


lame


brings back memories
the guy sounds like flyleaf LOL

took a much deserved rest all day
i swear i've just been sleeping in little segments for the past week cause people keep waking me up
it's nice to finally wake up on my own

worst master ever

lmao


How long have you played?

dude I feel you
catching up on lost sleep feels so good
me yesterday

Then I came.


Y-You're lame!

which one ?


not long

I can play the drums but i'm not very good at guitar


DISGUSTING

So guys I want to ask

Did you even notice this?
Let alone the promised apocalypse

first guy that starts singing


your butt is lame

make sure you convert it to a png :^)

it is really satisfying
i have some pretty weird dreams when i do tho

Hes from a different band.

gotta go now

people are just mad that the trump memed his way to presidency

it'll blow over once china/russia starts some serious shit with the US

Jack, I don't even think most illegal immigrants noticed it.

no wait

I assume it'll be like senior skip day at my school, and how the day was generally better without the umping shouting monkeys in general.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tell me about them

usually im rushing after waking so I tend to forget mine unless they're really vivid

'welcome

Forgive me.


Forgive me.

Thought so but hearing it made my day better, thanks lads
I'm out

I'm gonna kick it if you recycle replies like that.

peacerino

There are two kinds of people on this Earth.

Bisexuals
And people who haven't met the right price.

Ban left anyways, fuck him.

I don't wanna.

...

He'd probably enjoy it though, he's the gayest poster here

Cup's gayer.

Ban's not into hairy guys anyway. I think he would be scared to do anything past a handshake.

Dang.

nydailynews.com/news/national/s-man-allegedly-planned-attack-temple-dylann-roof-article-1.2974465

Yeah, but Cup has a diaper fetish.

I dunno, he'd try to change you to make you more aquadynamic

kill all diaperfags

kill all furfags

kill all normies


reee

so why not just buy a gun from your white supremacist bros

TOO BAD FOR YOU HUH

What the fuck is this actually true

kill yourself while you're at it

Cup has like every fetish.

Yeah dude

is it the ageplay aspect or something far more sinister

Kill all morbidly obese fags.

I think it has something to do with being covered in his own piss

euuughhhhhhhhhhhh

gross

...

I don't judge mayne

...

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you comedy genius you

hello im heere and im qyeer

who even are you

ur moms queer

Join the club.

Comedy? What comedy?

I read dang as Duwang because of the part 4 image
I think I have meme autism

egs


no i am mom

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i don't like you
let's fight

I dunno, what comedy? man there sure is nothing like getting home and padding up to shit while shitposting.


mom is queer

cup can i see your messy diaper

on my deviantart page, teehee

...

but i love u


aaaaaaaaa \\


moogykins

I don't even know this Duwang meme because I didn't read the fucking manga.


Same

yes?

w-what? why?

howr u

i lvov u

Hi, heere. I'm dad.

ooooooooooo

i lvov u 2

ill ban u now show me

KonoSuba 2 is a comedy

How you doin' gurl?

Awful. Writing a paper. I procrastinate too much.

the scans for part 4 were fucking awful
like gibberish level awful
that's pretty much it

haven't started it yet, wanna wait for it to all be out and binge it. I watched new game! though, and finished yesterday. so so cute. now I'm watching that dragon maid anime.

how are you doin' emma?


I will not respond to terrorist threats.

And nobody ELSE thought to do it to correct this awfulness?

Heard you talking shit while I was gone.

damn you've called my bluff

oh and I'm doing fine, forgot to add that lol.

i started it
what are you gonna do about it faggot

They were just talking about shit and how Cupcake sits in his.

dad????????????????


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeey


stop it


i only said i love u

I stand up to bullies !!!

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

stinky cup

Report Emma and Grim for cyber bullying.

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...

Don't make it gay, you fucking fruit.
I don't want to be a part of your daddy issues.

How low you've fallen.

IS IT THAT SIMPLE?

WHAT

DID

I

DO!!!!!!?????

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


ban pls


i am make everything about mebc i am gay


yes

please walk in front of a train

*uguu

I wish you'd walk in front of a train.

so I could rush in and heroically save you

Literally nothing

I'm pretty tired

Does Chris-chan also do this ?


ty


BAN them for me

:stopgay:


At least you'll be murdered by either BLM or a Trump rally for being some half-breed accepted by neither.

Yes, Test does this as well.

Do electric wheelchairs go that fast these days?

it's very rude to bully.

What the fuck is wrong with me


END THIS MEME

Oh okay. hes your boyfriend now then

if i saw you coming i would run toward the train
jk

You can tell this is a quality game.

yw


:no:

Now NOBODY'S GETTING BANNED

Go on. Say it. Tell me how much of a loser faggot i am.

should ban urself tbh


ouch...

you're having some pretty wild mood swings lately, huh

It's okay, Krystina.
I accept you for who you are, just as you've accepted Jesus Christ into your heart.


*she
*girlfriend


:thinking:

it was jokes

It hasn't been that great, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it nonetheless. New Game was really cute, there's a season 2 confirmed for that too.
Kanna is the only reason to watch Maid Dragon

I'm not doing too bad, I'm pretty sick right now but I'm taking it easy and relaxing.

Not even a call center wants me. How am i suppose to feel?!

I'm sorry but you shit all over this relationship.


Please forgive me

such mean jokes. you break my heart...

Eugh

...

don't worry you can have mine

it's a tough economy man, you'll get something if you keep trying.


I enjoy cute animes quite a bit, so I'm sure I'll continue to enjoy dragon maid and I'm sure I'll like konosuba 2. I also have really bad taste according to nearly everyone I talk to who isn't addicted to moeshit.

ah that sucks. sick with what? should drink lots of fluids and rest yadda yadda you know the stuff I'm sure.


!
I'll try to take good care of it.

I'm sure it has a riveting plot and deep characters.

Don't let it mar your opinion of him.
He never really had any standards to begin with.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

got a problem, punk ass punk?

pls do it's very fragile

Exactly.

:poopemoji:
:otherrandomniggerthings:

No...the right thing has to be done to ensure future kids don't suffer like me. We must NUKE St. Louis to reduce the chances of affirmative action.

I'll have to keep it safe in my arms then.


somehow I feel this won't solve things the way you think it might

Take that hate off, boy.

#pablos4trump

how much longer will you keep repeating the same stupid shit every day before you realize it's not funny and neither are you

...

safer than that

How long are you just going to perpetually make passive aggressive remarks when no one else responds to you?


I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME.

It may kill me in the process, but I'm willing to risk everything if it means a better future for YOU.


You doubt my Americaness because I'm not white?!

but cupcake is responding to me :3

money

Oh boy. You get one whole person. Really, you're doing a wonderful job.


Don't be a Luka.

locked up tight in a safe?


I don't really care one way or another. my future is up in the air.

She so thicc

please kill yourself immediately


even safer

i am luka

You have ICE patrolling your 'hood. It's a step in the right direction.

where the heckin' heck then ???


ICE?

...

Shit tastes confirmed.


That's original.


Everything makes sense now.
I always knew you were a fat "lesbian" dude.

that thicc tail nnng

The police force that's been rounding up illegal immigrants to deport.

it has to be the safest place you know

whos kid is this

...

um wow rude they have every right to come into our sovereign land illegally


ah alright I won't say then, that's a secret.

what else is new haha

yeah
just like 95% of the things you say lol


tell me tho

gottem

...

i knew u were a cuckold loving meth head

Leave me alone, Skitty.


Being poor and broke is not a get-out-of-jail card!

...

He's only looking to teach them how to Minecraft in his panel van.

...

I'll keep it where mine used to be

I'm not skitty or it would be this

Dude, moeshit is healing shit, it's great. Do you have a MAL or anything?

Just a cold, I have a pretty bad headache and I've been coughing a lot.

...

All I said was you were a fat dude bumming money on the internet and this is how you react to such an inconsequential slight? Wow. Removed.

you belong in jail if you're poor

i would be alive inside you
it sounds really gross

Oh. Sorry then.


I meant to say poor AND foreign.

no, I don't. I guess I really should make one at some point, but I feel like I'd be even more overwhelmed than I already am. I go through bursts where I watch anime every day, like I'm in right now, and then long periods where I watch none and everything builds up so much and I just am like uuuuuuuuauauuansdnkasjdnkjdasn

ah sheesh. well I'm sure you're already taking stuff for it, so just lie down as much as you can. hope you feel better, emma.

...

more of this please

only your heart you picky neko geeeeez


you belong in jail for either of those things. it's disgusting how we let poor people roam the streets. and not white ones too.

Don't do this.
It's like when you ask for Fish to post his jelly rolls. You just do it to disgust everyone else.

it's still mine so don't put it somewhere gross

you dont know anything

inside me is gross now? wow you are mean...

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What? pony ass?


ikr? Putting hobos in jail would be paradise to them. 3 meals a day, free healthcare, no taxes or bills.

pls
everyone knows i'm the nicest

it would be a public service really


only when you get enough pets.

rarely get those

At least I don't look like I'm perpetually trying to cosplay Heath Ledger's Joker with a Glasgow smile.

well I wouldn't want you to get spoiled.

Wonder why.

you look like the kid from home alone if he was a meth addict

actually what that guy grew up to look like is way more like the kid from home alone if he was a meth addict.

:thinking:

but i need it


me too

Help I fell asleep

Well, what are you waiting for? In the box you go.

You haven't seen mine, have you? :^) Yeah, I'm going through a phase right now where I'm behind on a lot of series so I have like 11 episodes to watch tonight or something.

Thanks, that means a lot :3 I'll be just fine in a few days~


Hi MFF

then be a good kitty


go back to it


um rude? I'm not poor.

He was a heroin junkie, I think.


Or like someone tried to finish you off after a date rape and failed.

See:

salut

It's the middle fo the day thooooooooough

that makes a lot of sense

I saw him in something else years later and he looked better, but still not great. he just didn't get lucky with his looks.


I have not. I'm sure it's full of moe.
yeah I usually only watch a few a day. I finished new game! in like 4 days.

good, you better be. eat lots of chicken soup, that always helps me.

they look the same


I always am

i saw it

are u a fucken neet or what

He pretty much followed the route of every "former child star" and just was drugged out of their mind and depressed they weren't famous and/or rich anymore instead of just getting a fucking normal job.

Well good.

...

you so aren't


I feel really sorry for him, except that I actually don't because no matter how similar in unhappiness we might be, he at least has money.

mmhm


well it's true

how so?

Hm.

I know, I was laughing

you tell me

rude

hmph


ywyw


i can't

I don't think he really has any money at this point either.

see? bad


he's gotta have some

Hm.

TALK SHIT, GET HIT.

His dad took all his money. Nigga's broke.

ugh

damn that's harsh. at least he had a nice childhood getting molested like all child actors.

lucky fuck.


pet

...

**purr*

fug

soclose

I got a pizza coming my way, and you can't have any.

sulat


myanimelist.net/profile/wish4wish
It's full of fukkin everything. 4 days for 12 episodes isn't that bad.

I had some for lunch so I'm already kind of sick of it~

Hm.

new

grenouille

have to go now ;~;
bye

byebye