I AM A BIG STRONG POSTER

I AM A BIG STRONG POSTER

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i love alice!

OOK torobhrsuh and bed

stracraft2 and cappu and music

I FORGOT WHO ALICE IS

she was the greatest mod of all time

ohhh.... I don't even know who the current mod is, even.

yea neither do i
what does it matter now that alice is gone... !

Oh.
*shrug*
Many come, many leave.
Just like in one of your sexual fantasies

Alice finally died of their burns

desperate!

uhhhhhh my only sexual family is making love to my beautiful wife while the kids are at camp hehe and thats persistent

?

alice pronouns guide:

ignorant
desperate
correct

You are, literally, an idiot.

le literally...

Oh god you're married and YOU POST HERE?

no not yet im but a growing boy! thats just my fantasy

Oh....
that;s pretty gay.

v.v

scanner is bic n stronk

test is borard owner and moog is mod

I'm in love with alice, I wanna tickle her feets

Ahh, sweet. I know moog!
Moog is fun.

AND DAMN STRAIGHT AM STRONK

S T R O N G !

Test and moogs are WEAK

The weak should fear the strong

the weak must be purged until the strong become the weak

THE PURGE

I'M DA BIGGEST AND DA BADDEST
I WILL BREED WITH THE WEAK, AND SPREAD FORTH 10,000 STRONG OFFSPRING

DADDY UP

Nitori is a very nice Kappa. So that's why you should not bully her. EVER.

BULLY the weak

Today is a good day.

pls be nice

ALICE WAS WEAK
THEY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED

I wonder how long it'll take them to get to it...

this is top annoying

good morning folks how be you this day

Fish is a waste of space and oxygen

t-totally didn't start singing it or anything...

Gotta love those hangovers that leave your mouth so dry your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth

Bad pregame setup man.

lol spoilers pls
I dont need that shit
I embrace my hangover head on

And also I have Vitamin water the XXX one
Best flavor imo

The best part of shoveling is the temporary retinal burn.

Hi Rin

XXX vitamin water?

It is snowing there

Hi, Soto?.

It did last night.
Not much, but when it's been snowing all winter here, and the snow's everywhere, it's hard not to be staring at snow for an hour.

Today's nice though, so maybe it'll start melting.

Fair point. Might need to suffer staring at the sun instead.

Why the question mark

Shovelling? Sounds like SNOW fun to be had.

I wasn't sure if that was actually who you were.

Hahaha kill me.

Oh, I didn't even notice the new thread because we were still at under 200 images reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh yeah I keep forgetting my name doesn't appear when I'm on my phone

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You mean not thinking enough

Hi?

One more achievement and I can stop playing this Kingdom Hearts game and move on to the next.

You're all gay.

o yeyeye sup fgts

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Papito.

You did not think that through did you

new phone who dis

That really is the underthinker's path.

The overthinker wouldn't even have left from the starting position.

OwO new bulge who dis?

Bulge meme.

:thinking:
holy shit

NO

T-tokais girly bulge uguuu

Hola mi hijo

Give pats?

Ive finally found out who "the good boy" is?

FO4 is pretty alright so far

bet squash thought he was the good boy

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*pats you so frickin hard

FUCK YOU

OH GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD AND VALIDATING

why be the good boy when you can be... naughty

Kawaiii

consider yourself affirmed for the day

hail satan

I will carry this with me all day.
It shall help me live.

>:3

Where were YOU when inwas ambushed by a platoon of raiders!!!

Atleast dogmeat aided my conquering of the lexington rabble.

but not tomorrow.. i refuse to affirm you 2 days consecutively

I was jerking it to dog porn.

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

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...needs moar filial piety

need u 2 beg for my attention

hey mr. tech daddy for some reason I can't install windows 8 from boot because it tells me to boot as normal but every time I try to run the setup exe it just tells me that there was an error and I need to try again after rebooting

this tbh

Please daddy. I need it.

-_-

You know,I actually thought you were becoming bearable.

dont you fucking say it

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doki doki

ive bored of it for the day

The joys of having a cat

This

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Having children is disgusting
Ew
Why would you do that?

This

You're a tiny hooman though

...im just not sure how to respond to those

moving right along

daddy plz help

papito plz

There's a black, brownish, and orange cat in my friends house and I want to take a picture with it sooooooo badly

que?

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Overpopulation is a burden. Enforced sterilization of BRIC first.

overpopulation subverted by biological imperative

I'm upgrading to 3D finally

congrats.... someones getting a new waifu shrine

Daym

my windows 10 is freaking the fuck out and I wanted to revert back to my windows 8.1 disk

I eat ass

Yoooooo all those artists that came out on this music video tho

I fucking love The Weeknd
Can't wait for Six Feet Under music video

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k... win stores old os on ur machine "windows.old"

1. click settings from start menu
2. click update
3. recovery
4. go back to win 8
5. follow prompts, click next
6. will revert to win 8

45 mins total lead time

M A S T E R

Instructions unclear; got dick stuck in toaster

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God I wish that were me.

god I wish that weren't me

somebody help, it's getting hot

lol

fuck... could just backup your shit and replace hard drive with another drive for clean install

I was hoping to avoid doing that.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING OS INSTALL DISK DOESN'T LET YOU INSTALL FROM BOOT

WINDOWS

WHY

Let it finish cooking and save it for later.

Is pretty good :3

Pls no

lol get fucked Fish

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Ye?

my workaround sometimes was to boot with an older os or linux... like boot from win7 xp, or vista, then use installer disk from os you want. platform has to be stable for install. if 10 is wacked might not work, idek.

clean install preferable

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to be fair i did brick a 7 machine effing around with linux...

You're a big boy, use your words.

just install ubuntu lol

funny, I was just thinking about dual booting off of linux and seeing if I could install it from there

how the hell?

I would just use linux outright if it could run all the windows apps i use

Dogs dont use words.

good viable solution...

tried dual booting to do my install, used fedora, it was super ineffective. black screen of death, only recourse due to fedora not my graphics driver to clean install with new drive to os i wanted

Do you actually have For Honor, or just for the Beta?

wine is iffy... maybe work, maybe not

Anyone I knew who used Linux for anything more than a meme dual-booted with Windows so they could actually play their games/

ty for calling technical support... have a nice day

mostly it's because wine can't run half the games that are windows only, and the ones it does it loses a lot of performance

guess it's time to install ubuntu

with any luck I'll be getting my neetbux in a few weeks

beta
I doubt I'll buy it

but mooooooooooooom, I'm hungry nooooooooooooooooow

I'm paying you in 'papito's

thank you papito

This got a very loud laugh out of me.

Is your schedule still the same, leaving for work soon?

last idea to trynas fix ur os, something you effd with...

just install xp lol

do wut now

wait

my computer has been running games just fine it's just a bunch of things in explorer and certain random things crashing explorer

I mean It's not bad it's just annoying

might just install Ubuntu for fun tbh

and whn was teh last time you did an updaye to wyndoes macheen

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Yeah. In like 6 min.

I forgot to call in.

need u 2 typ teh following key
hold down "q", teh numbar "3"
while typ "papito is great"
and tap escape key for 20 mins

qqq3333333333333333333333333333333333papito is grat

tri sys respr pont to last know good funktun

I'm very disappointed in you.

i... I don't have one

i said 20 mins you little scamp!

im gay

Home in 8 hours.

Rest in rip.

that's gay

Later.

ima need to refer you to manufactur, please hold for transfer

*transfers

...and nothing new was revealed in this post

Test is a fucking faggot

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I can't help that genital mutilation is hilarious.

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nah I'm just not sure what I want to do now

new hdd
clean install
do et

think I'll just wait til I get my dobernment monies for my new computer

pcpartpicker.com/list/QTQ49W
rate?

youtube.com/watch?v=YeJJcjYMDIU

now with calming music to prevent from tossing computah out windows

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I've been planning this upgrade for like 6 months

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perfect

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Fukken nerds, gerroff my lawn

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Back, even after more silliness and dota2; this thread is still alive.

YOU CANNOT KILL A GOOD THREAD.

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Your lawn is now a DnD squat now, for nerds.

NO
WHO THE FUCK LET SUBTLE
ON
MY
LAWN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Rolled 8 (1d20)ROLLING FOR LEWD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you can't just roll like that jfc where's your character sheet even do you even know what your charisma stat is you stupid drunk piece of shit, i bet you didn't even pick out any perks or background traits or skills to boost your rolls for lewding you stupid fuck like are you dumb or just special

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You post this a lot so I decided to reverse image search it in case you were curious. Got this.

instagram.com/tsuruko/?hl=en

Oh my God she's like 12

18

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When you're my age 18 is the new 12 anyways.

Aaaand followed

Honestly that's fair. But people said that about me based on just my face before the beard. Thought I was 14 into my twenties.

It was even worse if they met me in person and saw how short I am.

"Do you want a kids menu"

"I'm 17"

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Lol test
Ur a babby

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I am a man, god dammit.

who wants to buy me dawnguard expansion?

This judging :c

Pff
What's wrong with it..

I only had that problem up until about 22 because of how I look.
Classically handsome.

Come play games

My ability to grow facial hair solves these problems. So whatever.

NORMIE REEEEE

Beuller... Beuller?

Yes master

ree

Ugh. The most popular valentines day NPC is a fucking loli. Of course.
Disgusting.

too bad you can't easily turn it to your advantage by being a female.

Did I say something?

gtg
k bye

Not on here :3

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There's nothing wrong with cute cosplay girls..

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I never said there was, did I? :3

I'm still 2 episodes behind on that series.

you'll catch up soon enough.

erections are a social construct

I want to pat Chiya

God damned patriarchy.

tfw senpai notices u

imagine getting a vibrator stuck in your ass on max speed and having to go to the hospital trying to talk while simultaneously having intense orgasms every 30 seconds

Why tho

Never, there are only like 6 episodes left.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

What? Me?

“That’s something that requires immediate attention,” Pope said. “It could lead to internal bleeding [and] infection, and major abdominal surgery, colostomy bags and feeding tubes.”

huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/17/vibrator-stuck-in-anus_n_5339662.html

thas some top lewd goin on there

better get to it then!

Who? That?

Don't tell me what to do,

mhm

I fucking came

Pft

911 I got a vibrator stuck in my ass and it's on high speed PLEASE SEND HELP

That sounds like the opposite of a problem

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like wew!

Just kill yourself already

Don't you already get enough free money?

Obviously emperor trump hasn't opened the death camps yet

only free money I get right now is food stamps

They need to give you less of those.

is a food stamp actually like a postage stamp?

yes you put them on letters and the magic food fairy places food under your pillow while you sleep

They should stop giving leeches like fish stamps, that would make him less of a cunt imo

if i ever end up on food stamp i think i will just end it all! that would be the honorable thing

what if i lock my doors and windows

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I hope sci gets put on food stamps

good thing i was born to be above that :D

fns.usda.gov/snap/apply

Shame you were born
I bet your parents have never had sex since
The fear

couldnt qualify if i tried i was just born better!

Aren't you a NEET?

until tomorrow

I put you and Fish on about the same level of worth.

can't wait 'till he gets fired

Where am I?

gonna work for 6 months before i go to my excellent private school and study finance lmaooooo!

Lower.

maybe if you have aspergers or something, what kind of fucking loser thinks that talking to people is hard lmao

lol

I love it when you're tsundere with me

im so much better than everyone else i almost feel bad haha!

When he starts his job he'll be the new Special at McDonald's

Test best poster

Bet sci gonna be a stockbroker

lol laughing as i type that, fucking cretinous cuck

Sup, Emma?

kind of agree tbh but still not saying a whole lot

Less than 3

True.

me:making more in one year than you will ever see
also me: living a more fulfilled life in general through my variety of not nerdy interests
:]

like gn losers heh

Oh hi, Murder.

Rolled 14 (1d20)NOTHING BEATS THE SCANNER LIFE
STABBING POSTERS WITH MY SCANNER KNIFE

Bed now, goodnight cuties.

Night, man.

At least Murder can pretend to be tolerable.

Too bad I don't fall for it.

Rolled 6 (1d20)Well, gonna be lurking and watching feast shows but I'll be sleep soon anyway.

Man, how can I get comfier?

Its funny because it has a brain disorder

A quick fap.

Rolled 16 (1d20)
I'd get too excited.

But good idea.

I got out of bed and took my blanket and pillow to migrate to the couch :3

I have a pretty bad headache and I'm sickish :c
How about you?

I'm kinda torn between being a nursing assistant, medical assistant, or peer support

I feel like I'd probably be really good at peer support and it wouldn't really take much training at all

like I'm feeling ready for part-time work again but I gotta figure out what I want to do and I need to be in a position to actually start it, and since me and my mom are planning on moving soon I odn't feel like I should start schooling or training until it's over

What could go wrong

I have a 4 page paper to write, other than that nothing much right now. Just having coffee and watching videos right now.

Drink plenty of water, dehydration makes headaches worse than they should be.

lolwut?

oh right I don't act anything irl like I do on here.

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where did the bird meme come from?

No idea to be honest.

Thailand

When's that due? Don't keep pushing it back or anything.

I've already had like 6 water bottles today but it still feels like my eyes are too big for my head ;;

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Nuke Thailand. We do not need their girlboys.

Wow, thats an overreaction.
You mad man.

*soft head pats*

Gotta get this shit done.

It's a Facebook sticker.

:(
But...

Tomorrow

Ah, rest in piss. Guess you're sicker than I thought.

You would have recently seen a lot of dove-like bird banging its heads on your Facebook timeline. Don't worry, it is nothing unnatural, many of us have been experiencing the phenomenon suddenly. We dug and found out what was the new meme that the internet was fantasizing and seems that we have got the theory solved. Trash Dove was first drawn by a Florida-based illustrator in September 2016 and created a set of Facebook stickers in January 2017. The dove could also be used as emojis and netizens have been spamming people's Facebook timelines with the head banging bird. Trash Dove is a Facebook sticker which has spread like wildfire over the internet, mainly in Asia. The cartoon is the baby of American artist Syd Weiler.

While some internet memes have been meaningful ones, others grab attention for no reason and go viral all over the world. However, the reason for it going viral is not sure. Some say that the dove represents 'friend-zoning' in Thai culture and is going viral around the Valentine's Day. Trash Dove was almost non-existent until the February 10, it is only after it the emoji caught the attention of the internet users.

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No arguing, it is Trump senpai's wish. Hi will be done, swift and with explosives.

His not hi. My s ran away.

s

*rough head pats*

LOL Have you started?

The dream. As long as I don't move I'm fine :3

*rough glans pats*

owo

You stole it.
You jerk.

Pats?

Nah.

Cupcake lives that dream every day. Alice's crew dug deep and discovered his awful diaper fetish, you see.

God I wish that were me.

Still not better than Montana.

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Why hello there fellow liberal chaps
Hugged your muslim and blew a BLM member of your choice yet?

uwu

Is it at least easy to write about? You don't want to fail out and turn into GarEE...

W-What the heck?

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*pats*

Oh, and don't forget to remember the 6 million. Every day. Every hour.

Look at these ignorant bigots not even caring about muslims and blacks, outrageous fascism

Yeah it's easy. And I'll be fine as long as you don't curb stomp me like you did GarEE.

Yeah he made a joke about it and like four of them took it to heart and wouldn't stop spamming about it. Actual pack of retards.

That liberal shit is finally starting to die down here in America, so happy.

Cup has a diaper fetish?

Yeah, just ask him about it.

nuke muslims and blm supporters

Sadly it is not, it is just becoming violent now.
See the claims that they get to beat up anyone who disagrees with them cause they are obviously nazis for disagreeing.

The rings would beg to differ

Western Europe too. But sadly there are still people detached from reality, this place is proof enough.
Like, that detached.
SAD

Word
Finally somebody with common sense

Also Brady is a god to us mere mortals. You should have to be pimp slapped with his ring hand if you disagree.
Jeez.

I'll just keep spamming it here.

they are devolving
it's time to put a stop to it

I can't make any guarantees. It gets really lulzy.

Oh, I thought you were actually being legit for a second.
There's four of them? I haven't even seen one!

What did Emma do to GarEE

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This is why you dont trust emma

is it pronounced bayzil or baahzel?

They skittered away when Alice lost modship.

I'm not saying I'd ban 'em on sight, but I would love if they'd give me an excuse.

Ba-zil

You just gotta look at the middle east, africa, India, etc.
I wonder if they even evolved to start with. Hardly. They merely began to pour into and infest a civilization which was built by our ancestors.

Got him kicked out of college.

kitty cat !tsundereQU

This tbh

baezull

How long was that for anyways? I only heard about it through Soto.

Do I smell mod abuse?

You nigger I know what I'm talking about, it's dying down and people are accepting the fact that Trump is president.

French police raided Mosques and arrested over 1000 allahus, it's glorious. The Muslims red pilled the French with pools of their blood.

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Middle east was the cradle of civilization you pompous gypo

the amount of seasoning that gets wasted in cooking triggers me

this confused me more

best zull

Literally two days.

ADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUSE

Football was 10 times harder back in the 70's and 80's when Montana was playing. Brady wouldn't get a single ring back then.

it was white people who brought them here so it's their fault

cute anonymous

wait why how

that's pretty mean

imagine

an america

without so many niggers

👍

I suck

Before anyone elsezull

Was that the entire time they were here?
From the story I heard it sounded like the nazi regime.

A bussy?

Name's Darwin.

Reported him for smoking weed.

It was pretty lulzy

And Africa WAS the cradle of humanity
We live in the now lad

If that really happened then Le Pen has it in the bag. This world might be worth living for at this rate

True enough, we didn't know what we were dealing with at the time. Was a bad idea on the long run.
At least their descendants are grateful for being in civilized count-
oh wait

You'd colonize space now. Beyond the solar system.

Fixed that for you.

but darwin is garbo

Well, the riots would say otherwise but whatever you say all knowing person.

they're trying to take it back to those times

im scared

Sorry that I'm garbage.

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Next to nothing happened. As soon as it came out everyone had a conniption. Squash made another board and everyone moved there. I came home from a funeral having missed almost all of the drama and had been voted admin, so I just asked Bebop for this board so we didn't have to move to a new one.

Oi Sabs, how is my bro doing?

what will you do to fix it

Now it's time for Germany to do the same but they are scared!

Those riots are paid for but people are waking up everyday. California and New York are turning red.

You are an idiot
Please get an education

Afternoon.

XD

Because you know I'm right.

Linkless sabrina post response

link

Because im too tired to argue the toss over something so subjective.

Better than Kim Jong-Nam, that's for sure. Imagine being the first person to go down in history as having been murdered by someone in a shirt that read "LOL".

Howdy howdy!

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Watch old games, see how hard it is. Montana beat the fuck out of the 86 Bears' D in their home.

[THIS SITE HAS BLOCKED THE LINK AS FAKE NEWS]

I told you during my campaign, Scoot. I told you I wasn't going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you when I'm going to say hi to you. Oh, a week from now. I'll sa yhi a week from now NO! I'm not going to do that, and you'll get tired of asking real soon.

NO

😾

That sounds pretty great though, not gonna lie.

Kill myself.

YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD LISA

pls don't

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Then you're not a football fan, you prolly think Brady is the only player on the team.

Oh yeah I forgot that your history lessons only consists of WE WUZ KANGZ
Yes, yes, you were kangz now shoo

We must learn from history and can't simply ge nocide genetic defects like the good old days.
That would be the fastest and most straightforward solution but we can't. So! Ideas, gents?

That they do. But at least you don't have a president who'd happily contribute to it for the right price like before. Might not be the smartest or most competent but a patriot.

You are TEARING ME APART, LISA

The funniest shit was Bebop in a voice chat. He's always such an edgy boy.

Alice was there too, NO MIC LOL. What a surprise.

No! That fella grungowsee is good, best running back

If anyone deserved it, it was that family. Hilarious scenario really.
Up to anything interesting?

No, that is just wishful thinking. There literally just are that many of them that have become so cancerous.
As an example, the young turks actually defending the riots and yet still having subscribers.

No. How about you quit being an edgy little tosser

there was no one worth voting for this time

Do you expect this to work?

You're fake Scews.

First Trump is elected, now this. Memes have become real life.

I'm just waiting on some files to upload at work. Fun fun. How 'bout you?

Oh.

Dude Bebop is such a 1337 h4xx3|2, don't talk shit or he'll DDoS you.

S-She just didn't want to be made fun of for her st-stutter...

She kinda rocks it though. Good for her.

If you'd ever lay eyes upon a community of all genders, races, etc. where sexism ,racism and all kinds of shit are flying as a joke and see them work together you'd realize that I only have desire for progress.
Do you know what hinders progress the most? Liberals. They are slaying humanity. They might kill us all.

I know Trump can be painful to listen to. I'll be honest I can't bear to listen to his speeches. Its the same shit every time. But you had to defeat globalists. We all have to defeat them. And either by vote or by blood, we must prevail.

I support the rioters

The real shit was this coin flip nonsense. He was talking about how he flips a coin at every admin decision. It was so fucking lulz. Look out boys, it's Two Face.

jfc

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Aside from Hateful Eight, Django and Magnificent Seven were there any other decent westerns in the past some odd years?

That whole arc in South Park about the ads coming to life? It actually is the memes. They also wiped out the dinosaurs. I cannot wait.
Drinking. Just like on my birthday and the day after and now. Aside from work this has lately been most of things.
That and vidya or animu.
Sucks when friends are also busy with work, you know?

you aren't allowed

no, but the response is fun

A-ah!!! Why are you doing this :@

Liberals are the worst. These alt right need gassing
Fucking liberals

You either accept other culture as equal or you dont
Hypocrisy makes me sick

This does not make sense thank you.

Almost all westerns survive that. Watch the original Django. And the Dollars trilogy. And Once Upon a Time in the West. And Unforgiven.

But why?

You're supposed to be admin now though, you have to flip those coins yourself!

I think you've needed an account for the last few years actually. It's probably just like any old irc channel.

I liked that one western with the indians and the wagons

Brokeback mountain

nah dawg

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Test.... You have made my night. I did not even know it was a tribute to an original until searching it just now, when you said it.
Wew. This actually is a really nice haul now. Also I have seen Unforgiven, the others are new to me though.
Thanks!

And when i geel blue, i always tember teh ay lmao
Much brave trxas
Happy day

I went in as a guest a few times way back when out of curiosity, but they're on a different url now. I have no idea when all this changed.

np

Why are you such a massive bro?

New.

Dude what

Pft, I just had a bit of a Western kick once is all.

Mm, I want to say that it changed to anekihouse in 2014?

Massive.

But what about all the John Wayne films

There is a new thread

I'd say funny times, but if I keep laughin', I'm gonna laugh myself to death.

Life's a fickle bitch. :3

Where do people find these videos? Geez.

cause i like you

help I fell asleep