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Groove Thread

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I'll give you 200 dollarydoos to clean my whole house.

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I doubt that is worth it.

the element in this case is an electrically insulated one, but youve basically got an electrically heated pipe in a jug of water

small dicks are cute tho

But I want to not do tht and be lazy on the weekend.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but I also want to be lazy this weekend...

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Oi. How you be Sabs?

That's what made the bacon wrapped beer soaked quarter pound hot dogs.

aaaaaand now I'm starving.

I expect you to just go get your third serving of canned chili.

Free food is always a good thing! ♥
I took my mom and grandma out for tacos. Even though I paid, it felt good to feed the people I love the most.

Sleeeeeepy! I'll probably get in bed in a few minutes. How are you, dear?

Oh, that reminds me, guy I was working with today brought up my bbq pulled pork and how it pissed off the boss.

I only eat once a day.

actually I haven't had chili in a while, maybe that's what I'll eat when I finally get hungry enough to bother getting up.

aww. that's sweet. I'm glad you had a good time.

I need that pulled pork in my life. send me some.

if its just a huge stainless plated resistor then I guess that could work

My mom asked me to watch some show called Star with her
It's BLM the TV series with one minor trans character
I'm entirely detached from caring about this shit

Nyet, you'd need to be here like anyone else that eats my food and drinks my booze.

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Your waistline says otherwise.

Yep.

clean the lenses of your spy cameras I guess

alcohol has tons of calories
probably downs like 500-600 in just alcohol per day

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only drink twice a week now.

A shame.

turning over a new leaf

am a working man.

?*

Ah, indeed. Reminds me.

Goodnight.

tracer share ur alcophol

Drinking, so that well.

sleep well.

Depends entirely on the alcohol.
Hard liquor doesn't have many calories since the liquid components have no substantial sugar or starch left in them.
Beer and wine have much more calories, as do liqueurs.

i cant believe you removed me again
i was about to tell you about my day

and I almost exclusively drink vodka.

about 64 calories an ounce of vodka.

extremely intelligent and analytical

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I am alcohol

discord?

skype?

tinychat?

plz?

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wow ooble fucking DESTROYED

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i shudder to imagine what you could be covering up

ur mom

wait no, that would take a way bigger censor bar

like, almost as big as trumps hands

plz talk to me

It was just anyone that wasn't them or their boyfriend.

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PLEASE

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oh my gosh what do you want fishy

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I want to voice chat with someone since I;m drunk

He wants the D.

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ah. sorry, don't feel like voice chatting right now.

Deesgusting.

Mixed though, not straight.

FAGGOT

mostly alcohol in the mix to be honest. like 60% on average. and lemonade is surprisingly low in calories as well.

well when you put it that way...

Take one for the team, Cup.

isn't this colb's job? doesn't he actually want to?!

gimme boy pussy pics

VOICE CHAT ME

true that
but even then
100 cals a shot for 80 proof

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extremely intelligent and analytical

there is clearly a vag there

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Maybe that miku identifies as a boy

People were able to talk sense into Colbs.

more

good for him but thats what im looking for

well that doesn't mean I should be the new tribute.

You're the only one close enough to be a sacrificial slaughter to Moby Dick.

this is not true. mandy lives closer and even expressed interest the last time I saw. he was flirting with fish and everything.

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Godspeed to him.
May he have mercy on his soul.

phew

plz voice chat me I am lonely and drunk and I have no friends plz

Well I have no idea where you could possibly find boy butts

gonna cum

id settle for yours

Pray to Mormon Jesus for his safe return and not to be found in Fish's freezer.

1-800-394-4673

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well now youre just spoiling me

mandy is physically larger and seems more menacing though

I think the most fish would do is shit on his dick

extremely intelligent and analytical

What's with your people and always thinking of shit?

cum already

Maybe if I say it enough it will become a meme

You're the one bringing up shitting in the streets at least once a week, not me.

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE CUMMING FROM THEIR NIPPLES?

im so close

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extremely intelligent and analytical

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you don't cum from your nipples?

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nnf

gosh I wish that were me

i did it

But I'm a girl so my butt is a girl butt

well i did say i was settling.

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THAT'S NOT EVEN LACTATION AND THEY DON'T JUST LACTATE WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO FINISH.
WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN LEARN BASIC ANATOMY?

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pictures of ur mom lol

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Revy, you want the sweet release of death.
Just show him the dick.

Ask Soto, he's saved every picture of me that's been posted

:smug:

No
Death will not release me

i really dont want to ask him

are reassignment surgeries covered by insurance

or do they go into the purely cosmetic area

"should I get a car or should I lop my dick off"

extremely intelligent and analytical

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Well then you might be out of luck

I don't think they usually are but I think it's classified as reconstructive surgery

Dick

scary stuff
are you saving up

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I'm very very poor

:3

Who is the Princess of the savage lands striking this time?

Most states, even conservative ones, stipulate that SRS be covered because it's seen as definitely not making MtF's men, since that's pretty much the only type of trans the public even knows or cares about.

you must enjoy this

how much are whoremoans

moogs kept saying it and I wanted to be cool like him

That is a special type of something to reach, I do not think you are up for it.

Well that's good news
I know bottom surgery for ftms isn't covered but I think mastectomies and hysterectomies would be then?

Greatly

For me about $4 a month because I still have my parents health insurance

atleast somebody is getting off

I know, but everyone needs to have dreams

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I thought yours was a castle?

I don't know the complete specifics, just from trans people that told me about how theirs would or wouldn't be covered by state.
More liberal leaning states stipulate that it be covered as "medically necessary" to transition for both MtF and FtM for the most part, I believe. Conservative states cover turning outties into innies simply because they fear all MtF are just trying to rape women so might as well mutilate their penis.

I'm still exhausted from yesterday I'm just having fun

???
I've heard it can be a lot more expensive

it's not THAT tiring

me too

thats crazy how cheap you can procure them

doc prescribed, yea?

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!Kk4hWAjB!1nGnddv-erYp3iqhl2zhEGqhJSbzLtlkS6h1_2vsg-c

Translated
(C89) [Hikage Mon (PyouRyuu)] Heaven is one step away 2 (Valkyrie Drive -Mermaid-) [English] [ u scanlations]
(C90) [Jagabata (Oimo)] First night (PriPara) [English] [ u scanlations]
(SC47) [Hi-Flier (Rekurie-ru)] Kananoe! (Sora no Woto) [English] [ u scanlations]
[Akimbo] Untitled Precure Doujinshi [English] [ u scanlations]
[Sudoo Kaoru] Mirarete Icchau ☆ Yuri Densha ~Josei Senyou Sharyou no Himegoto~ [English] [ u scanlations] [Digital]

Untranslated
(Bokura no Love Live! 10) [StratoSphere (Urutsu)] Eikyuu Butou no Treasoner (Love Live!) [English]
(C85) [ぷにゃニカ (イグニカ)] ほむの恩返し (魔法少女まどか☆マギカ)
(僕らのラブライブ! 14) (同人誌) [過剰摂取 (狂zip)] School Idol Days S 描き下ろし (ラブライブ! サンシャイン!!)
Shoujo Kishidan Knight Tale c009

dont go

I have two boyfriends and two girlfriends and we were at it for several hours
I'm fucking exhausted

Makes sense
I've just been afraid to look into it because I'll be discouraged by the amount it costs

Ye

Are you a thirty something bearded man, too?

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That's /monster/. /u/ is obese Tumblr bloggers with blue hair.

I can have many dreams.

oh congrats

Both sound equally appalling.

pic ver related

Who told you these lies? Was it Jesus? He is a liar!

Thanks I guess

I think you need to swap the gender icons

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is did toofbrshu nana now bie

bi

Night.

hi oobley nya

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:)

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nya~

You talking shit?
You want to throw down? I'll fucking trounce you, hombre. 2 hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor.
I'll knock your dick in the dirt.
I'll clock you harder than Big Ben. It's 12 bongs, bitch.

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squash kun squash kun are you excited for for honor? :3

I have no intention to play.

Not the kind of game you're into?

I have enough games.

buy me for honor

It's so expensive though.

buy me dildo

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ouch

ill do your folder i promise

what kind

Wow. I buy you shit and get nothing, but Oobles gets it over a dildo?

i fucked up and you know it

dragon

How many images would a folder consist of?

as much as needed

there are several kinds

I would require substantial progress before I would give you the copy.

trust me

i need substantial guilt to motivate me

We'll talk about it after next pay day.

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BOY ILL DROP YOU SO HARD THE GROUND WILL RUSH TO MEET YOUR FACE

LIT

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look what my gf drew for me

isn't it exquisite

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you like feet huh

no

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Nice

feet is gud

nah

yay a wolf girl

what's good

did your gf get you anything for vday

hell ye
want me to get her to draw your star doggo?

yes dey are

Star doggo?

small dragon bcz im a pussy

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B-but Wolf.

anime
until she fell asleep on me while we were watching.

argh

nice wordplay there

knifeborker

wat she sleep 2

pls like feet. dey r necessary for balance.

What the fuck?

huh?
._.

anime

meh

Diamond
account

I got the manaka diamond acc ;)

eh?

NANI

This is the 4th or 5th time im rewatching this

I may have a problem

... Now that you said it..
why didn't i think of that

does any other poster have manaka diamond acc

i don't understand.

Some might say Soto, but i'm sure he said it so i show my face "again"

I don't understand what you don't understand.

But you should know since there are less people here that have seen you than the fingers on your hand

I don't think i've shown full face to other posters

I was depressed, but now this is a happy day

hello everyone

Enjoying a peaceful night user

hohoho~

Hello, darkness

'sup, Soto?

That will be $ 4,999.99

._.

it is a good night, i feel great.

things went bad for me, but i realized that i'm actually trying now and i'm slowly becoming a better person.

- my old friend?

? i was here a few days ago just a random nobody

My current friend

will a k70 lux do?

.-.

That's good. No matter how small the improvement, if it sticks, it's good.

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That's not fair, using your knowledge of my interest against me.

You dummy

a dummy wouldn't think of something like that

you have your sugoi nerv stickers tho

cute

yes, but i have a long way to go. what are you guys up to

and DMYSYS Golgotha base build

Is this sci?

sounds like some rebuild shit
Im not touching that till eva:final is released..

watchin eva, just having some idle chatter
you

No, I'm not a frequent poster. I came here last month and before that I came here a year ago.

Never set up a trip, just an user

what did you guys do today?

EVA is the shit, what part you at?

I'm at the part right after Shinji nearly quits.

This is my 4th or 5th time rewatching

so yeh

I just love the sheer viscerality it has to offer

it's from when Shinji devoured eva-03 with Toji as its pilot
dmysys did it

ah, I apologize for my careless act. Other than usual daily routines, I've been in a quest of looking images of specific cute anime girl worthy of lock screen wallpaper

watch those spoilers, some people haven't watched eva

meow

ITS OVER 10 YEARS OLD

What part of "some people haven't watch eva" did you not get ya nignog?

yamete

yam e ro

imma sleep tho peace

yup very easy to relate to

i love shinji, i would treat him like kowaru did. until i eventually betrayed him and leave

I would marry Rei, but Asuka will be my secret true love

bye

good quest, and no need to apologize

why this cute anime girl? i've never played touhou games so i don't know their personalities, what kind of girl is she?

Nee

Don't worry i'm going to bed and not here.

ITS SO LAME THO

kbye

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hey sexy

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How do I make small talk?

hiya

Wow step OFF my WOMAN

Step OFF my WHORE.

how is my pet doing

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

:o

busy around my place, sweeping up doing dishes, scrubbing stuff down.

Step one is don't have autism.

How you doing on step one?

You can't TELL ME what to do. I'm the captain now.

fucking hot. you wear a maid outfit?

have you forgotten who the puppet master really is?

I don't have autism, i just have no social experience

and I fucked myself up worse by locking myself away for 2 years

The poor thing has autism

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if i had one one.

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Maybe you're a schizoid. Or just very avoidant and socially anxious.

It was basically destiny.

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rude, oh shit it's bard

i remember i talked to you here before last year. and before that talked to you on Holla Forums

yeah i have generalized anxiety, also i just get awkward and stop talking or take the conversation to weird places. it's a curse

why live?

You've succeeded Soto.
You've became the Highlander of dudes in skirts.

Never say never.

Have some responses you petty girls.

oh yeah? where do you come from?

Maybe Test will notice me and play with me and make me feel less alone.

get back up again

She is my girlfriend now so she is contractually obligated to.

from no where in particular, you probably don't remember me but we always talked about music

i believe you played guitar or something

Test has touched my penis so sit down, you harlot.

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brb hrt

Well that sounds like me

What brings you back tonight?

Yeah but that's when she was still a dude.
Now they're a girl so they're past DOESN'T MATTER, BIGOT.

All of you die.

Excellent.

:)

brb, back to lurking and cleaning for me.

THEY TOUCHED MY PENIS
I NEVER SAID HE HAD ONE, YOU PRESUMPTUOUS COD SWOLLOP

i have something for you to polish

Clearly the experience is what made her realize that she really wanted to be a girl and start their transition to what she is today.

So I thank you for being the stepping stone Test needed to realize what she wanted to be.

Is Moogs trying to fuck Luka?

k dude

no clue, i just got the random urge to come back. i must be feeling lonely or something lately

what have you been up to? still here? how old are you bard you need to get it together, and this is coming from an unemployed person

only if you personally kill me

I would want to change too if I knew I could never match up to the sheer size of my competitions girth.

I don't know if you're trying to say that you feel so emasculated by my penis size that you now wish to transition as well. But I'm sorry. It belongs solely to Test now.

21 :/

STOP

New thread!

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Having a big dick doesn't matter when it's half of your personality.

And you don't have much of that either.