why exactly dont you like valentine's day anyway?
Can I be a bridesmaid?
I know, I don't care I just wanted to post that
how comfortable are you wearing a dress
i mean ur id
When there's five participants is it officially an orgy?
Only if it's frilly.
it'll be hard to get erio out to marry us being that he's in china now :\
like...happy valentines day you five
it would be an honor to have you i will ensure the dresses are the absolute frilliest all time!
i didn't notice that's pretty cool lol
I don't think there are strict criteria for whether an orgy is official or not
me rigging the ceremony so luka catches the bouquet
who is this semen demon
It was a rather lovely evening
I have a hickie on my nipple
Well there were five of us and I know at least one person got off
I was teased and tortured endlessly and handcuffed to a bedframe for a while
me: makes hentai cum sound...
takagi, she is a creation by some anime illustrator, not from a manga or anything I've learned
jesus, it's probably likely more just 1 person got off? Sounds like you had a pretty rocking time
yes those tend to be....... pretty hot! sometimes
but also i thought revy loved her best friend??? was he there? what gives??
Well I am dating four people
Well, I was personally responsible for one other person getting off and he went and changed his boxers
I told him about it to tease him
It was fun, I made a street fighter movie reference
So logically there would be five of us for Valentine's date
Which consisted of dorm kitchen angel hair pasta, x-rated sweethearts, and everyone's pent up sexual frustration
So out of 5 ppl only one person came? That can't be right..
it's true though
I'm pretty sure everyone left mostly satisfied
There's hickies all over my chest and back and I'm not complaining about not cumming, they were very thorough
Also I took someone's pants off with my teeth and opened my Valentine's card with my feet
I'm kinda jelly that sounds awesome tbh
what was the breakdown revy? All dudes or was their some pussy in there?.
Two cis female, one cis male, one mtf, and one ftm
So... mostly pussy
what is artist name
looolll that sounds hard to keep track of
crazy that all you guys were on that same wave length and down to clown, again, thats awesome
their name is tansuke
I once had sex with, like, 7-8 different ppl in s night but not at the same time lmao
It really is a struggle to coordinate that many people for a date
This wasn't a hookup, I'm dating all these people
dun judge me
do you spend time with them all individual style or do you guys just all chill together?
yeah I was pretty full by the end of the night
all of this
I can imagine.
Imagine this dick.
this story is only true if you count oral as sex just sayin
You are much more generous with your time than I
How long has this arrangement been going on for? If you don't mind me asking you
Well anything that involves a dick can be seen as sex, right?
Pretty sure I had a picture here.
Where is everyone?
Either dead or asleep. I assume its about 3 am over in the us.
2:30 here in Iowa.
Considering sleep or death.
I would say yes
You should choose death to be honest.
I'm kidding, go to bed so you can wake up fresh again
Anyone in here you would like to suck off?
adorable hair in that pic~ <3
I might pass out in a bit I guess.
Sleep well then.
yeeeaahhh I guess if I think about it
DID YOU SAVE IT??? I have to know.. if it was... saved~
argh...... Scum's wish playing with my feeeeelings...
o hi there
Whoops. I'm still pretty damn tired.
Why are you up so late?
You should go to bed yourself then.
just spending time watching anime with someone.
I've already slept, I'm always so groggy in the morning. Its 9.40 am.
Actually, I think I will go to sleep.
c'mon, you gotta snap save that pic luka!
i like to be fair if I can
eh... maybe not.
Sleep tight Squash.
Thats nice. Anyway, I'm gonna do some other things.
I wish I could go sleep like everyone else aaaahh
enough valentines day bullshit already for fucks sake GOD DAMN
I explained reasonably yesterday why its a steamin' pile of horseshite and if you still can't comprehend KY
You make me believe I'm posting with apes, don't.
leave valentines day alone...
How's the married life treating you?
squid is a married old person?! ._.
Yeah, he just got married to Sci.
I already got a divorce.
fukken p l s
Marriages just don't last anymore.
what an absolute shame
I've made a sham of a sacred ritual, how will I live with myself
implying i would ever sign the divorce papers
Smh Luka wasn't invited to the wedding
You don't have to in Australia
argh.... that uck anime is playin wit mah feelz ;~;
haha yea rekt...
me: drowns the kids and chops up squid before blowing brains on the wall
haha yea rekt
me: slaps ur back hard
ur a real bro fella! keep it real
argh... me an vy are on 4 rn...
i miss red hair girl.... soo pretty... adorable...
Real love... i wonder what's gonna happen....
red hair lady has a beutiful voice and everything...... i want her to win... u_u
Subtle never pets me
Its bloody consumer faggotry. Its pathetic, shallow, hypocritical, pretentious, FAKE
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeee w/e lol!
You're not a good girl
Of course I am
Is this soto?
What makes you say that?
i miss alice
I changed my mind.
You should get a retroactive ban for the CP shit.
Why was Alice demodded?
It was the responsible thing to do, but why?
why were they modded in the first place
make "ay lmao" a bannable offense
wtf sci. you cant just do that
I can see her pubic hair
I used to think qt was a developer of some sort.
Apparently I was wrong.
Who in animus works in tech?
I'm BIll Gates
I know how to run CCleaner, do I qualify?
Really though I'm pretty sure Subtle and Ikt are programmer gods.
Emma's alt is ppy and made osu
Are you getting skilled in anything at the moment?
Yes, if you know how it works.
wank wank dicks
I have a paper that says I'm good at teaching people.
Are you trying to wake the beast?
We doing this again
Oh ok word
"I dunno, the name just came to me on the wind." *winks you kindly* *nudges*
Yes click buttan and it does its thing!
This is great.
How was your valentines day?
Any plans to get paid for that? Or do you have plans on sustaining yourself via other means?
You elude me. But I figure you're not too elusive.
Yeah it is pretty good, yeah.
It was pretty good, yours?
Yeah, I already have a job lined up for September.
Did you do valentine-y stuff?
i tried treating it like any other day. It was ok.
i hate uso much
Congrats. If that's the right reaction. How are you feeling?
Mhm, I had a hot date with my hand.
I saw you tried to summon me or whatever but I was busy, my bad.
It's pretty whatever. It's 10am on a Wednesday, why the heck am I awake?
My eyeballs hurt ;;
It's alright. I would have probably just annoyed you and you would have stopped talking to me anyhow.
Go to bed.
Did xhe give you hand-made chocolates?
Episode airs in half an hour.
Don't be silly, I'm really good at pretending I have my life together.
That's how it usually goes.
Nah, I got one of those packs of like 4 different candies though.
Your fault though. You're supposed to be EmmaFF. LOL
I don't know if I know those.
I when was time how it passed and then I fall asleep
Chicken Alfredo is so oishii
What does that even mean?
It was like, cinnamon hearts, those chalky heart message thingies, some gummies, and some sours.
Sometime after that.
You joke, which inadvertantly confirms my belief.
I'm already depressed.
Doing alright, yourself?
Besides the anime, I mean.
it it supposed to be like a trojan horse
I had a short day and the next days are shorter so things are pretty gud I would say.
some people have no shame
ayyy you finally got yourself one of dem dakis
condom water balloon fight
Ihve ot go goed nowe
I have no dakis this is from some person on le reddit.
I think Neru is having an aneurysm.
Damn I need to buy some of those for Grim and Subtle
water is really floppy
Yep. concrete is better.
Do you alway lurk
doyou have experience with that
nah but I wanna use this on someone once.
Not always ^^'
putit in your pancake mix
but someone's butt would probably be safer. I don't know how much it vibrates wildly and get out of control. Butts will stop it from going to crazy.
Well then, we won.
I swear to god he always is
Just like Mordin
Holy shit this is gold
Better than Nakinyko's version
But he used "Gold Soundz" by Pavement
And this one uses "September" by Earth Wind and Fire
It goes so well together though
Blank never loses
which one of you is the loli
Everybody can be a loli.
can i steal you and stuff you into a body pillow cover then seal it with duct tape and throw you into my closet while coming back from time to time to hump you like an ape and leaving bodily fluids to dry on you
What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain
"We fucking lost"
M A S T E R, what days are TKD?
Hey there sweetie
but no explosion
Hi bye going to bed.
Every day except tuesday and saturday
I don't usually go thursday or friday though
I said bye, I am not here anymore I already left.
people who don't get deadlines should be offed
but wouldnt them being offed become a deadline
causing a paradox of deadline no deadline?
You're destroying me.
Going a bit harder than I'm used to.
I'll be gentle..
I made my first joint today.
It was a mess.
Just like today's work.
And my life.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISAAAAA!!!
Now I know what nights to post it. :^)
Sucking your own dick feels like sucking someones dick rather than getting your dick sucked.
I fucking love pinned youtube comments.
Oh man Bonjour Suzuki AND Girls Generation?
I'm loving this guys mashups
M A S T E R's stinky sweaty feet after TKD
hes not wrong
The Kendrick Lammar x Chunnibyou mash up is better
But this shit is p lit
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW OF THIS FORBIDDEN LORE OF DICK SUCKING
reading through bread
getting slightly jelly of revy
its kinda fun but also kind of frustrating tbh, you dont get the full experience of either sucking a dick or having your dick sucked
Trannies are icky.
BEGONE, FOUL MANWHORE!
What is the difference between tranny and trap?
Traps want to look like girls, trannies want to be girls.
So wouldn't that mean if they want to be girls and want look like girls that they can be either?
I always thought that traps were just really good at being trannies, so much that they "trap you" into thinking they are a real, vag born female.
Traps are also icky.
traps arnt icky
trannies arent so bad as long as theyre somewhat sane and arent ftm
biological females in general are just kind of shit
i havent even tried since i was 15 or so tbh
im not entirely sure how i accomplished it at the time
Good, I'm not used to being bot so much.
Being a Tranny supersedes being a trap.
Because, naturally, if you want to be a girl you probably want to look like one too.
Traps are just good cross-dressers.
fuck off with that shit m8
eh, wasnt too bad
I have yet to meet many sane trannies.
How are you, btw?
oh gawd. then if traps are just cross dressers, no way it's nawt gay liking them.
Kanna-chan will never jump into your bed leaving you standing there embarrassed unsure where to go from here
tfw Riko won't just take Kanna there and make her a woman
Her purity must be preserved.
same tbh fam, last one we had round was autistic
im good, just choking on a bit of hobnob thats resting somewhere near my tonsils
I can't really think of any here I like being around.
Should I order some fried chicken?
Pink Guy is so good.
I was looking at it from the wrong angle.
Riko is way too pure and adorable to make a woman out of Kanna.
S P O I L E R S
That's why it's
==IN A SPOILER==.
I fucked that up.
Shit is here in 45 minutes.
Oh god yes.
|Rolled 1 (1d4)|
2) Custom Brobo
4) For Honor
5) Masturbate to 'M A S T E R's feet
6) ERP with Darwin
HOT SPICY CHICKEN WINGS IN 40 MINS!
I NEED THIS!
I couldn't leave my bed straight from work.
My legs so sore I couldn't move for 2 hours.
I had to nap.
Aren't 5 and 6 the same
i fucking hate comp sci at times
|Rolled 2 (1d6)|
1 - FIGHT EVERYONE
2 - RUIN EVERYTHING
3 - FEAST EVERYWHERE
4 - DESPAIR FOREVER
5 - BULLY POSTER BELOW ME
6 - be chill
EVERYTHING SHALL BE RUINED
WHAT DO I WIN?
I SHALL CHERISH IT
prof looked at me like i was taking the piss when i told him i hadnt read norvig
skimmed pages of it for specific bits of info, but never read it cover to cover
try starting from where i think i am
dont understand the notation hes using half the time
read a couple of chapters of it
scrollbar doesnt even fucking twitch in the process
this book is over 1000 fucking pages long, and im supposed to fully comprehend all of it as an undergrad
Sounds like you're fucked plenty.
all i wanted to do was fuck about in prolog and write neat programs ;_;
That despair boner and cum
ikt help, how do i read all of norvig in a week?
not an option
maybe getting an 8/10 for Amsterdam history whilst not even attending the colleges or opening the book indicates I should be going for history instead.
especially since me doing both intensely for other things gives me a 6/10 max.
literally will make a movie about any old shit
okay that's half true, I walked out on most colleges at the break cause I disagreed with the teacher.
dumb bitch tries a hippy approach to history
I'll wait out the 3rd semester and see if I can make the switch.
you however should maybe look at some summaries of that book.
Does anyone want to be a white, or blue Chao?
Holy shit her tits
White is right?
oh god I remember that.
that minigame is the cutest thing
make them angels
Hero, Villain, or Neutral?
As right as swimming in Lulu.
I name them after people and let those people decide what they want.
I'm one of the starters, which means I'm unique until I get into hacking them, because you can't get more two-tones very easily in SA2B.
I want to go swimming in Chaos.
MASSIVE DRGAON TITTIES
oh okay, train them in the games too.
can I be next?
So, does anyone want the blue?
That's not training.
That comes after raising them, but I'll probably just do it all at once once I have a perfect Chao.
I wanna be blue!!
don't throw them!!
If you want something fancy like a blue two-tone, then you're waiting until I have a blue from somewhere.
I also still have an unnamed Two=tone.
I know the mechanics of the Chao Garden, love.
Probably even better than you do.
judging by the salaries on offer i should consider a change in career
Please send monstergirls
Hero, Villain, or Neutral?
ye last time I played I was 10.
lost my gamecube savecard for it though..
Personality - Energetic
Yare yare daze...
Why do all of my chaos have no mouth?
What is this gay shit
Of course Echo wants to play it.
I remember I'd abuse the shit out of those Chaos and like throw them and shit
They became evil af lol
cause they're cute blobs
Am I not allowed to be curious.
Thanks for monstergirl
I suppose you are buy-curious.
what kind of weird fucking start up offers free yoga and private healthcare for their developers?
Expected a little better, not gonna lie.
Have you never seen Arrested Development?
They're also far more likely not to reincarnate if you don't abuse them just right.
Darwin, Tokes, do either of you want doragon parts?
Of course not.
Were you the one who made the composite of Neru's avatars?
But is he shit?
He's a Twitch partner who streams on fucking Hitbox
Nah dude, liveegg's legit.
I am not well versed in Twitch drama. Forgive me.
*shrug* I'm dumb.
how to make midieval dorifuto car drive gooder
It's pretty old. Puncay was in a Skype call with Liveegg and someone was talking shit about Liveegg's play in Puncay's chat or something.
He streamed this morning by the way.
Yeah you are l0l
Hey son, you think I could break this brick with my bare hand?
Probably not but I could still fuck you.
sprinkle cool ranch onnit
ALAN YOU'RE ADDICTED
how be you? forgot your name
I'm okay, just failing at osu!, you?
nvm, tired, nini
It's obviously [insultWorstCanadianHere].
Tl: It's obviously Rin, fuck.
wow what a drop
Oh hi Darwin, how you been?
:points and laughs:
I drove by a park this morning, hnnnnnnnn
Pretty sure you're not allowed within 50 yards of a jungle gym.
I think people are more likely to throw that on me for reasons. Plus since when are you even bad?
Just don't tell anyone about it and it'll be okay
Plenty of actual non ironically horrid canadians around.
Does anyone want an orange, white, or blue chao?
You doing Sonic Adventure 2?
snail-chan best chan
raping marrying Riko though.
Oh, sorry, how crass of me.
They were about to "get closer." :^)
I'll take the orange. Neutral. Preferably no animal features.
I tried to fit "Admin Abuse" but this is the most I could manage. ):
half fish turns their emotion ball into fire
That was pretty dope. And skull hats.
Rest in rip.
Do you want a skull hat and fire ball?
I can't help that I'm an edgy boy.
That's one sick short bus.
mod a bus
Honestly I do not think their hate for me is non ironic. It just is mostly misplaced, since it starts from thinking I am someone I am not.
Does not really matter, more drink.