happy valentines day you lonely virgins
Happy valentines day you lonely virgins
I fucked once though.
then u gucci
What is the most impressive, comprehensive, thing you've done, to demontstrate all those months of learnings?
You've gotten offers. What makes you decline them?
Go forth, my disgruntled son!
Head onwards, and seed ALL THE DEMONS
Mommy's so mean even though I'm not a virgin...
HE'S BEEN GONE FOR 2 WEEKS.
Where was he when I needed him.
i wrote a working eliza in prolog
i havent gotten offers, im waiting for the first one i got an interview with to get back to me
You still have 2/3 virginities left
fucking coincidence that I've been playing too
a person who has never had sexual intercourse.
synonyms: chaste woman/man, celibate; More
Actually kill yourself.
no mean ill cry again
Best shitpost and vidyadramagame
There's no such thing.
but there's a first time for everything.
I-I'm a virgin though
I've only given like a dozen blowjobs, only had 2 dicks in my ass, only touched a dick with my hands a few dozen times, had my dick in 2 vaginas
b-but nobody's ever cum inside me and I haven't came inside someone else therefor I'm a virgin!
Maybe later, feeling like I need a nap.
hmm cum subvirginity
maybe there is a fourth.
or if you didn't finish maybe you're just really bad and the losing subvirginity doesn't count.
cause you suck
This seriously might just be a dealbreaker, tbh.
I can't handle.
I just Googled what the fuck that was.
You haven't gotten interviews why? Haven't you been looking?
How much have you made for how much work?
oh wait I came in ghosties mouth.. and chijo's brother's mouth... and 2 other girl's mouth's... and scarlet's mouth I think?
m-mouth doesn't count though right?
i started looking 2 weeks ago and immediately found something ideal, so i put priority on trying to get that one. ive had one interview with that company, and am now waiting for them to get back to me.
i have made 0 money because i have had no work
can't handle cum or can't handle to cum?
takes me a fucking long time to cum and I barely feel anything when I'm inside of someone
and I just haven't found a guy I want to fuck me in the ass now besides my friend who wants to but he's extremely busy with school and work and he shares an apartment with like 3 other people
waitin on dick right now and I NEED IT
fish post cum
I have a picture of cum on my face but I look absolutely retarded in it and I was high as fuck
oh shit I forgot about that facial chijo gave me
That's hot. Who the hell are you, again?
You seem very unsure. I hear the tech industry, even in entry level jobs, can earn siginicant amounts of money.
But it sounds like you're stuck in some sort of cycle.
How do I proceed, as someone learning tech, to not fall a cycle similar to you?
are those actually comfortable?
I really really regret starting this.
..done with what?
This stupid sub-virginity bullshit.
I just use it to bully grim anyway
This song though.
I've been slacking off on my avatarfagging lately
I thought all trannies had this problem
it's gotten so bad that now I'm resigned to wanting anal a lot more
but I still only feel romantically attracted to females
guess I need a tranny gf with a working dick
You came in Scarlet's mouth.
OH. That makes sense.
Most MtF trannies don't want a dick at all, let alone a functioning one.
nah. i couldn't do that. I'm pretty phallophobic.
I'm a girl.
whats ur cup size
depends on things
if you want money and youre in tech, youve 3 options: start your own business, specialise and become extremely fucking proficient to the point where big companies head hunt you, or go into the serious software architect side of things.
And where are you, and if you're not there, why not again?
im an undergrad, so im nowhere at the moment, because the skill gap between graduates and experienced programmers is extremely fucking large. im not even sure if i want to do this for the rest of my life.
Kinda wanna play Crystal Chronicles.
And restart because I forget where I was.
Seems like a gap that could have been closed.
Not like you lack incentive, given the substantial paychecks.
what, the 20-30k a year?
and no, the shit you do at university is in no way comparable to what you do in industry, you arent getting that competent without actual on the job experience, and youre not getting any experience without at least 2 years at university.
Ravioli ravioli give me the 60% IBM Model F
Ravioli Ravioli give me jealousy as I now use a gamecube controller to play GCN games on my computer.
Unless you want to go into economics or politics or something that's 180 degrees from compooters you shouldn't quit! Plenty of people who once graduated some something sciency and ended up doing lots of very different other shit.
That is more that enough to support yourself, with free time, some health costs, and a comfortable existence.
And if there was a skill gap, could you not have closed it by now?
Please be candid with me.
Ravioli ravioli hold my hair whilst I throw up in the toiletoli
its comparable wages to a fucking electrician, and i had to sink 50 grand and 4 years to get this wage packet.
no, any company worth its salt does not write code like you do at university, or in community projects, its an entirely different approach, and unless you want to live and breath code for the 4 years youre at university youre not going to be on par with someone whos had a years experience on the job.
Some technobabble jewery if I have I have it set up right.
to be fair, if i had selected the course with a years experience in industry, i could have, but those are highly contested.
ooh I feel like some windwaker now
For some reason, I doubt you need to live and breathe years of code, to contribute.
In university, we learned to be concise and detailed, and comment appropriately.
Community projects have more forgiving standards, as long as you can understand the logic.
How can you not just read the code and papers yourself, assuming the company hiring you isn't incompetant, and the reasoning behind various modules/functions/libraries?
have fun sailing from island to island for 30 years
wuzzat stand for
I like how fish doesn't like any of the popular games in a series.
think I could get that on pc?
or is wii u really pissy about that
But no WW was 7.5/10 too much water
Still an amazing game.
I have two of those controllers 🙃
I somehow feel your computer couldnt emulate wiiu anyway.
don't get me wrong I fucking LOVED the first half of wind waker
but after that holy shit the whole god damn game is sailing for like 20 hours to get triforce pieces and other shit
mhm there's mods for it.
I'll try and see
yes you do, programming is a job with many pitfalls and specialist domains of knowledge, and employers have sometimes unreasonably high standards for employees. you arent getting in without industry experience or a degree qualifications, with big firms refusing anyone who graduates with less than a 2:2 honours degree.
so you learned the bare basics that we all did? good, now how are you at meeting deadlines in a scrum project? what domains of knowledge have you specialised in? can you write clear, but free, unit tested code within tight deadlines? your company will want a lot from you, and theres no place in the industry for those who cant keep up.
rate my new rig
you could probably take out the software and just pirate those
Surely a specialization in such things could be achieved in a matter of... months, less than a year.
Industry standard project lifecycles are often debunked as trivial.
Tight deadlines or not.
Be candid. Why do you think yourself so far below the level of being an asset to a company?
I have the Xbox 360 controllers hmpf
til Custom Robo Battle Revolution has the right trigger to bring upn bombs, but the right button to fire them.
I have a 360 Afterglow, so.
It's just weird trying to play GCN with a 360 controller.
That's just ugly!
Have two wireless controllers ^^
It is kinda ugly.
I liked the idea of visual rumble, but because my room's usually dark it's just needlessly hard on the eyes.
I maybe wanna Xbone controller
what a dumbass
But now I need more GCN games to play. :(
Someone suggest a me a GCN game to play besides Custom Robo or Crystal Chronicles.
I get Kuudere on that chart, for the record.
we have so much in common!
my head hurts too much
columbine happened on 4/20
also hitler's birthday
what a fun day to celecrate getting high
Flareon's mix tapes would be straight fire. :^)
this is so cute
I want it
So save it.
Wonder if I could be better at SA2B now that I have a GCN controller instead of a 360 one.
Mario Kart Double Dash
Zelda Wind Waker
Cute mp4, saved~
what is the character
Kirby Air Ride's better.
I was thinking it, but I have WWHD so...
I could just play Smash 4.
Have it, eh...
amiibos are so stupid I want them all
SA2B on steam doesn't let me use my GCN controller. :(
or at least all the legend of zelda amiibos
also I've been playing emulated gamecub games for years, all you need is a controller (doesn't have to be a gamecube controller) and an emulator
shit's easy fam
prolly doesn't support directinput lmao shitty programmers
Rin stroke my head until the headache goes away
i bet rin's gonna stroke something
Kind of completely irrelevant to anything I'm talking or complaining about, but thank you.
Headaches don't work like that. :thinking:
I'm supposed to be the needy one!
only one more room
team is all throwaways
not sure if should run
but I have a fever
no battle hell ye
no, i suggest you go read up on agents, then work your way from gofai to neural nets with multilayer perceptrons, decision trees, etc. and this is basic bitch tier stuff for specialization. if you actually want a decent education in it up to batchellors degree level, go read AI: a modern approach, by norvig.
I'm gonna let you in on a secret
I just picked whatever was the most expensive
I don't even know what a UPS does
i need pet
pet your penis rapidly
Emily, I love you.
This is so much better.
its basically a battery for your desktop
I shall find this character and make a folder
the only two reasons I see this as useful at all is surge protection and maybe using it during a power outage?
oh now it makes sense, it probably is primarily used on servers for "muh uptime"
oh it's one episode
nah, its for if youre doing shit where you cant afford to lose your data, if the power source goes on it the bettery should hopefully give you enough time to switch power source or safely save your data to disk
Goddamn stupid amiibo's, give me all of em!
it looks like a moeblob
you look like a cumblob
Ever notice how Casper, the friendly ghost looks like semen?
can I nap on your lap
That's too distracting.
I-I'll be quiet I promise
ill deliver ur package ;)))
3 hours till bed boys.
What do I do?
Having anyone in my lap at all is too much of a distraction.
Safe drop at the back door, plz.
then play with my hair
I would use a hair brush but it's way too short
size matters guys. it REALLY matters
Use a cucumber.
fap to bats
use the banister
Too late, Civ V now whilst listening to dads fight each other.
I don't have one
I have no long cylindrical fruit or vegetables
it a meme
he don't really h8 jack
it just simple teasing.
Just fap normally?
memes are extremely offensive and should not be taken lightly.
This thread triggers me.
I'm not a virgin.
IT'S NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE
I am getting desperate to the point where a beer bottle doesn't sound too bad
What's that supposed to mean ?
Wow, I never met anyone who thirsts for dick that bad.
bottle in the ass sounds like a bad idea tbh
my fuckbuddy gave me a taste of what good anal is like but we got interupted just as I was starting to enjoy it
he's been busy as fuck lately and he shares an appartment with like 3 other people so it's been like 2 weeks of me wanting his dick like a fish wants water
I NEED IT
I'm totally asexual guys, I just thirst for dick like sci thirsts for children.
I feel terrible..
Happy Valentines Day everyone
My imouto made me breakfast this morning
Pretty good day so far
pls give me love today thread family.
my head hurts, my tummy hurts, my back hurts, my throat is sore and I'm overheated
And you aren't in bed resting?
..w-well I was in bed all day already
you gotta learn to love yourself before you can accept it from others.
*snuggles tightly and squeeze*
You've been ill all day, haven't you?
Today is a good day. No one is home and I can roam about.
I misplaced my S and D keycaps
I'm unable to love in a platonic way. Sorry. I know you'd hate me loving you in another way.
Yay they are good now.
My tuesday is so uneventful
God damnit the windows and fn are also swapped
Yeah.. ill go lay in..
put the m and w keys upside down in eachother
Where do I subscribe to your blog?
Gotcha Force crashed dolphin, lmao.
The Warden in For Honor is voiced by Yasuo.
*hugs* happy v-day! ^_^
do pla ton nic!
ree chi gau
You're all really gay get the fuck out of my god damn velociuous threads god dammit.
Smashing that mf like button
Luka, my love is by nature impure and dirty. I don't think I can do otherwise.
H-have a nice V-valentine's day user!
Goed zo meneer.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A QUEER AT LEAST POST YOUR BUTTHOLE
yes im super free now. im going to celebrate with a bowl of instant noodles.
Stotter zelf niet.
Luka, please, I can't give you a platonic love, not when you're posting sexy avatar pics. That's just plain impossible.
Me on the right.
I love you t-too, user...
Will... will you be my valentine?
MAYBE IF YOU POST YOUR BUTTHOLE, BEND OVER, SPREAD YOUR ASS AND TAKE A PIC
w h o
swap them back
Yeah everything is good now.
how do i fix my life
Post the lewdest megumin you got
by fixing your keycaps, duh
I fixed my keycaps!
Swift looks so much better in Battle Rev than she does in Arena.
life is now fixed
I think I'm getting a big stress burst because I learned that i was supposed to give back to school a crucial thing in November. I hope I can fix this.
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT POSTING YOUR BUTTHOLES, JUST LIKE I'M SERIOUS ABOUT NOT DRINKING FLUORIDATED WATER
megoomin is not for the lewd
Let's go burn the dentist's office to the ground, user.
But I fap to her alot tho
BUT I THINK MY HEART WILL BURST FROM SUDDEN PANIC.
Burning buildings might release carcinogens into the air.
You fap to everything.
but alex jones' father was a dentist
Then again, that might just be because Battle Rev looks better than Arena in general.
They need to make a new Custom Robo game. v-v
I have that game.
Is it worth playing?
IT IS NOT YOU SADISTIC SADIST.
Would you date her?
lol ya got me there
I've even masturbated to you too
Come on Rin
Not a surprise.
I don't know, I need to know more about her. But I don't have a middle ground between being pretty indifferent towards a girl and wanting to be her everything. That's why she can't have my "limited love", because such a thing doesn't exist.
This pic cracks me up. Ignorant bitch.
I can't even get mad anymore at this point.
Dragon's dogma is great
Definitely worth playing
please someone post butthole.
Like I mean who wouldn't want to fuck a short qt Asian trap?
I would've been like that doesnt answer my question mom
Why do you worry?
id fap to dat sweet megu limp helpless body
two . . . bowls???
I might sodium overload
Ask Miia the !Lamiaqzl/A
She will gladly post butthole for you, though you have to add her on steam or discord if you want nudes since she doesnt post them in thread.
Now that's just cruel.
just kindly ask her to spoiler it
Even your standards aren't that low.
He's trolling the other guy.
Now don't ruin my fun for me Christopher
I dont want that shit in my sights
GOD DAMN IT TSUCHI
IM TRYING TO MAKE THE CANADIAN user PUKE UP HIS LUNCH
I'm no trap though.
EXCUSE ME FOR JUST GETTING HERE AND NOT BOTHERING TO READ THE CONVERSATION TO HAVE ANY FEELING OTHER THAN DISGUST.
Test can you filter Tsuchi to Choochi?
How does one bribe you?
k fried rice and one bowl
its done it before tho
dont click any of its spoilers
Not with that attitude
Wow I guess its no fun allowed when Tsuchi's here
I would've posted a cuter waifu.
Because this shit is apparently mandatory for the school to accept my end-year paper. So I hope they will still accept it, or else, I'm really fucked.
Why are you posting more sexy avatar pics ? This is torture.
Be careful with such statements, I'm a naive person.
Add me on steam, though, I have some questions to ask you
u fokn wot m8
hifumi is pretty f cute
Test is going to ask for dikt pics.
I'm a furry degenerate, my waifus are hairier.
Test, can you filter "Rin" to "Cuck"?
Ikt add me on Steam too
I've seen his dried up crusty dick
Its disgusting dude
You should already know to be wary of it
moshi moshi cute trap desu
the one with the shocked cat name thing
I already do in my head.
I sent an invite yesterday.
Ikt add me on LINE too
I... I was just trying to be funny...
might as well kys at this point
descending further would be much more painful
cmon dude i was just getting ready to eat
ikt, add me on Facetube.
ikt add me on pornhub
Noice, did not check.
tried the brush again
felt kinda good but I couldn't get anywhere with it
gave up and just jerked off
came and I felt NOTHING
really fucking is valentines day
now my god damn desk is covered in coconut oil god damn
Kinda curious what questions Test wants to ask tbh
Why do Vietnamese people smell sweet when they sweat?
So we can talk and stuff
I was gonna eat too but then I found some muscle relaxants and decided to take a few for the giggles
Check on me in like 40 mins
and some comfy amines too
dont have the capacity of care.
sorry my dude
They all have sugar disease.
Add me i guess
I EXCLUSIVELY post them in thread pretty much
I just spent 10 minutes cleaning up fam
also frozen soda
take pics before next time
I know, that's why I'm saying out loud my thoughts so that a kind soul can stop me before I make a huge mistake.
Thanks, I'll need it.
Felicia is love feku. You just don't get it.
You're torturing me Luka. You're asking for love and posting sexy pics but you won't allow me to love you.
I really want to smell one now. I never did.
Sounds like you don't want to
I'll ask again some other time
You don't get the joke
thats quite an understatement
For the love of God, stop encouraging him.
Woouuuh, now I want to know how big of a mistake that would be.
There is no God anymore. We probably made him kill himself.
Him and moogs keep doing that shit
it fucking triggers me
It's never towards teammates that I know and like :3
Ian isn't blameless in that regard either.
I think Mugen just does it because of how gross it is.
the soda was only a little frozen so i had carbonated ice pieces to suckle on
idk wat dat is
maybe u should catch up on some precious sleep
Well, 2vbots wouldn't be much fun. :3c
Ian was considering banging Fish
I had to give him a long talk
Glad to see he's snapped out of it
drunk Ian is just thirsty af
Well, he is a furry
Ive been injecting coffee nonstop
I wonder how many people Luka's already begged for Valentine's gift.
Felicia from Darkstalkers you videogame illiterate.
I hate this day.
is there a dva heart
idk what video game dat id
I'm not going to put any effort in finding you to add you.
Luka can I paypal you five dollars?
Colbs would've probably be made fun of more for Fish than even his three testicles.
Literally Capcom's second biggest fighting game after Street Fighter.
i didnt even know what the first was until this very moment