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"i just shit on my balls" - gueros friend

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nice

Every time I think political discussion is getting serious I realize its just a pasta and relax

W-well, it's b-been fun but I n-need to focus more on m-my work for a few hours

everything I don't like is a pasta

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how's that possible

I mean he did fuck a 14 year old

nice

post more pharah memes if u got

At least it was a girl.

We all make mistakes.

Peak body.

This is the first time I have been mistaken for him.

You guys are pretty much the same person tbh.

Neru using your folder also confuses me.

Healthy at every size.

Husky guys are best.

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I am now forced to take extreme measures to become paler.

I use it better than her, though.

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Whats your target weight ?

Just how white are you ?

Does your skin easily turn red ?

ban the gays

I am 200 pounds and it serves me well.
Weight doesn't matter as much as the distribution of fat and muscle. Not good to have too much and not enough of one.

Also, George. I am muted as I don't want to talk to people much today.

I am fairly white, but that does not happen to me.

So you don't like skinny people at all then?

My pants are so tight I probably can't run in them.

were you srs about the puppet master commission

hnnnn

I'm not worried about it. I just want someone to hold.

I wouldn't bother.

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Any ideas?

Give up and drink

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Sorry.

NO
I will do this!

b-but the trash man shirt

Sorry.

I showed Grim if you wanna ask him.

Craigslist

ITS NOT THE SAME

y

Why would you show him if he is NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I don't feel loved.

Because I have him on snapchat and he hates it when I send him gay shit.

Well I don't know how to help you then.

Oh, I am sure he does.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5UoQsHJskw&t=95s

Yeah thats why he hasn't removed me yet.

this is the first beer I've ever actually enjoyed

its snowing yet again

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Trevor, are you watching any of these solo queue games that they have the audacity to call LCS?

No but I am now.

It is like my games when Neru feeds. :3

is it tsm

o-oh it is

Singed is scary

should have picked teemo

you're right

hes even more toxic

The other one is more boring because no one is feeding.

what was the name of that one anime movie where the main characters find out they're brother/sister or cousins but they decide to be in a relationship anyways

had something to do with a clubhouse

better than freezing rain

That's literally like, every anime ever

that was earlier

its evolved

I think it might've been a miyazaki or ghibli one

they main guy and girl repair this broken down ass clubhouse, get in a relationship, find out they have the same dad in the navy who died in the korean war or something like that

I'd go to /a/ but they'd probably ban me for asking a question tbh

DIE FISH

watch your step

sometimes when im smoking a cigarette outside at night i stare up at the moon, unblinking, and i swear i can almost see the movement, of both to moon relative to us, and us relative to it, for just the briefest of moments

awoooooooooooooo

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soft awoooooooo

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after parties near my highschool I'd walk home late at night (because I was too awkward to ask for rides) it was a good hour and a half walk from the town my high school was in to the town I lived in, and I'd watch the moon fall behind the the mountain as I walked

shit was chill

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id get free beers by betting people i could guess the time it was without using a watch, or looking at a cellphone/being near a clock within ten minutes

got it more often than i didnt

i have nice boots

but i usually wear crocs

weird, I used to guess the time based on the sky too and I was usually within like 15 minutes

Why do you do these things you do

its weird that when the whole "sci is a pedo" thing comes up nobody points out that soto actively admits to having sex with an underaged girl in real life

theyre comfy

From what I gleaned, Anthony does not post child pornography.

everytime there's a lot of water or snow I pull out the waterproof boots

dat goretex protection

yeah nah im not even implying soto is a pedo or anything i just think he's got loose/fucked up morals
just a good conversation piece for the mongoloids that defend him to use, not sure why they don't

nobody knows if actually has, thats the thing

and you can not have those fucking perverts posting on a board with lots of hot boys

SCI IS A PEDO

seems like he'd lie a lot tbh

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You scare me sometimes.

Ban sci

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not too weird, you observe similar things in a similar world, under similar circumstances

its neat when random things like that strike up

soto is probably not as disgusting as he wants everyone to think tbh fam
he's chosen a weird route to go in an effort to not be a boring dude tho

Stupid fucking hot sexy boys

I already grew used to her swearing and being snarky, but sometimes it feels like she could turn against me on a whim.

He has come far from what he used to be.
Becoming more responsible and what not.

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He is becoming a normie. Disgusting. Kind of want us to ban him for that atleast

its true though there are quite a few cute boys here

they should all be sent to abkhazian

After the first time neru un-neru'd their speech onto me I became aware and afraid

Becoming the Normie is a degenerative disease

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sadface

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you need new glasses fam

id say 3 is a pretty good haul for this kind of place

shit i forgot tokai
i'm not very good at being gay

Bloodmoon is so fun holy shit.

Guero... th-this is for the best... you caught... th-the gay...IM SORRY

forgot literally the only passable tranny on the thread LOL sorry tokai :^)

The hot boys or the perverts? Consider: sometimes they are the same

She yelled at me once upon a time.

tokai isn't even a tranny though

hes just super feminine because anise milk

what was the context?

LIFE IS CRUEL

Grim shut up, they started becoming their TRUE self last weekend
fucker

He DESERVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you will not tempt me snek

nono he confirmed yesterday she is a real girl

ohhh

I never thought of rhart

I was being mean and neglectful.

OFFENDED

shi*

i got that typo fam

remember when you guys were wondering if this place would make it to one million posts

she*** even

I'm a real girl i just have a dick

You cant be cute. not with that face fungus. sarah, however

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Subtle is one.

I just wanted league skins

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CUTE AND HANDSOME YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON

I just remember when mods in Dewgong's chat were waving banhammers around like penises at traffic and Neru said a swear over it and Dewgong made a big deal out of it

you will never be a girl
you are an abomination

I KNOW I KNOW

im not cute im manly

Not even trying anymore I already made peace with your inferior preferences.

sssssssh
ur cute.
if I say ur cute ur cute

It was not me, though. TP was the one who was boasting about it for some reason.

I want it all

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He says, as he posts ReZero.

I was not aware of this

however I will confirm this with them personally for accuracy sake

To Neru? Incredible, one would think they only subsist on lulu memes and pastries with a cappu here and there.

uwu

subtle is not really like snap or loopin thoughh
not really the kind of person to to mediocre things in the forbidden forest either

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Barton Fink was mediocre.

i promise i'm not gay tho lol haha

owo...
if only I was a girl, then I would get replies.

haha

It isn't gay if I ask them for panty shots.

(sweats at you kindly)

I'll just report you to the police, baka

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If you were a cute girl you could make 34 bucks a month streaming on twitch.

if girls can spoon each other and not be called gay why can't guys

maybe someday you can be a real girl like me

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No
Thank
You

It was about four years ago, to be fair.

He is toxic enough to be a Slytherin.

I wopuld also have a private channel on some XXXtube for all the racy big money shots.

M-maybe... a-ah x_x

such ancient times.

cappu and toofbrsuh

We have made peace now, something I thought would never happen.

Time heals all wounds.

not terminal cancer

It cannot heal the trannies you would murder, though.

Delete my post.

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cancer isn't a wound.

IT IS TOO LATE

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ay gurl

blame the weather

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claim inequality and say you have a special "man" period

low bloodsugar

Nah

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this is all memes btw, I love my dick.

suuuh dude

but what if it's sunny

racist

we also love your dick

also neru send pastries

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It was a nice bulge.

one more saved from the abyss.

If it's sunny then you might just need some apple juice, like Neru said.

Neru should post tits with cupcakes on them

bulges are good

undertale is p mediocre tbh

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OwO

did you just finish it?

stop stealing peoples avatars

nah. just did the muffet fight. not much more to go though, although I'm doing pacifist for the first time so I keep getting extra scenes I've never had before. making it take a lot longer. the genocide route was only like 2 hours long.

fuk u I won't do wut u tell me

Your face is mediocre.

hurtful, but accurate. my hair is the only thing truly wonderful about my physical appearance.

You got dumb hair

I will KILL you.

SHUT UUUUP

I generally am mentally okay I like to think.

oh sweet i love apple

eyup

yea all those pesky extra scenes, you should just start killing stuff again

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Try it. Plenty have tried.
Even that whack ass bounty hunter

nice

who's your fave char?

personally think the game was exceptional having that 4th wall memory and putting that into use with the little details

nah. I've done the geno and neutral routes, I want the proper one this time.

adminabuse

dat mp4!

if you did geno before pacifist I got bad news for you

mah nigga

no spoilerinos

He did it on a different computer.

Wasn't even his steam account either.

yeah I just like triggering test. I don't think it's the ten out of ten savior of video games a lot of people like test do, but it's a truly incredible experience and the music is absolutely stellar.

my favorites are muffet and sans.

always a first time for everything, kiddo.

that was on a different computer, actually. someone gifted me this game a while back and I'm finally playing the final run for me, but it's the first on this computer. I'm safe.

wasn't a steam account at all because my ex pirated it on that one.

grim wants to an asriel

Disgusting.

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I died years ago. It was about the time Aeris tried to assissinate my character

hohoho

Undyne is my fave

the sheer determination caught my fancy

see above

wait or was it toriel

agreed. I was going to buy it myself but then someone gifted it to me. oh well.

im not saying its anything other than a cool indie came from 2015 but if you liked the rest of the game you'll probably like the pacifist ending too

now stop trying to intentionally trigger people with a meme game

goat mom is toriel
who is my second fave

I just know they make porn of the sheep lady

game

lol broken keyboard

tbh I should not speak

so you're saying he succeeded?

yeah, I didn't really get the appeal until I did the scene in her house, and she's amazing.

her fight music is amazing though, that I always knew.

ew ur a furry :(

Grim wanted to a fishlady if I recall correctly

Godless heathens, the lot of them.

have hugged a goatmom irl

would rate 10/10

Yoghurt?

Naw dog.
It was from having my ass pounded so hard from trap cock

god DAMN those were good

the geno fight music!

hot.

yesssssssss

Iwould play if it did not have that dumb box minigame as most of the game

nuhuh i like smooth skin

they must be courted to justice

It's overrated.

G L O R I O U S

now I understand jCash's words... ring of fire

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

this wind is howling

that song is about the day after eating chipotle.

*the

not this. the fuck.

I fucking love the meme's surrounding this

idubbz drove like an entire day to go to her event just to do this

what a legend

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

The way sans just shits all over you, like going first in the battle and the insane speed of his attacks was another huge +++ for me

bullethells are for casualfags

he also shelled out like $250 to buy her shirts and tickets lmao

if a girl is on like a bumpy road does she get off

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and the japs becvause for some reason nintendo and sony are in japan yet japanese people barely play vidya

Never had chipotle... urgh I have some cheeky nando's cooking sauce... should do me some cheeky nandos chicken or pork for the lads tommorrow like la?
Kinda wanna get the cheeky nandos on after hittin sunday club like a loon ya knar lar?

eh, she is a stupid gash cunt.

ask yahoo answers

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I know it's why it's so god damn funny

idubbz content cop on it is just 10/10

Tana Montague is such a retarded cunt

n-not that!

but yahoos are dumbos

no they have the answer to life

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but theres no answer

what about them

Replay it and ruin everything.

not going to lie i just used a save state for the boss fights because it honestly is just not worth the hassle after seeing the routes

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YOU MUST SEEK IT

ALSO

You have them.

Already played it once. Not going to again.

At least not without compensation.

Coward!

I will seek only daddies

it's tastes better than it sounds!
makes me comfy

yes

Undertale?
More like, underSTALE

I like this filename

I stopped drinking regularly and I have never had it from a box, so I wouldn't know.

But a black label on the rocks can do wonders for me.

im almost glad i have to go to work now

The future applications are infinite

I WANTED TO FIGHT HIM

words only have the power you give them

slurs are only offensive because people allow them to be

Why do you keep using this image

Drink the moodswings away

hi squashie

Sup?

GO FIGHT HIM THEN! BE A MAN!

Fucking Japs.
Anno says anime gonna die in 20 years
RIP

ever had milk from a bag

lol thas good

strueth

I really like it and have no inspiration for a new folder.

am doing

shitposts and thinking about seeing a movie next week

DISGUST

Shitposting is boring.
Post dick.

Pass.

Laaaaame.

fuck it

No skool tomorrow?

H-h-h-h-h--happy vanlentines....d-day daddy

u-u-uUGUUU

no u

No. Show me the one you showed in private.

That's in two days, you abominable retard.

the monster?

oh ok

Really really?

Not till Tuesday.

its prolly not bad!

wish I could say so

I am making s-sure daddy gets the message... he is important >_

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Your penis.

Gomen.

What, Guero?

Say it in discord????

Altijd nice, a kater on monday!

canadians drink that stuff

[off limits]

t-too improtant to get lost in the mail

Disgusting.

So that whole other board thing sure ended fast. Not as entertaining as I had hoped.

that shit gives me the heebie jeebies

cuz bebop actually cares enough to know when he's done goofd

I don't have hangovers

must be good then tbh

It was only there if he didn't give up admin.

Bebop gave it up because he knew he wasn't keeping it anyway so he gave it to Test to spite me, but I was going to advocate for him to have it.

Like, I was straight up told he was doing it to cuck me for power.

justnaother mancci mdonay

To be fair, he had done goofed a few times. But we till had or have Sci around from it.
So that is not a completely solid statement. At least it worked this once though. Though a fairly boring outcome.

Not drinking enough.

We didn't do it to create drama though.

Grim you still crying at not getting admin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

That's a good sign.

I gotta have meetings and stuff and write and study and read.
can't do that with a headache

wait again?

I fully did not expect it to be handed over. Had he been more compromising this all likely would have never happened anyway.

Not really, this place needs to be less boring and more fun.

*pat* good boi

He threw a fit over it.
The guy was a grade A moron who played games with the position.

Yeah, though it is fun to know had I not quit my spot he likely would not have gave you all the reasoning to pull this off.
Who am I kidding, a way would have been found by him or others anyway.

This was all because of him adding Alice and lying about losing admin.
I'm not sure where you fit into this.

mhh

Had I still been a mod, there likely would not have been a need for another mod.
I am not sure how that did not make sense.

wat

modding alice was fucking huge goof compared to the smaller ones

Sunday where it counts

I was in call w/him during the whole thing
He gave it up because he acknowledged his fuckup by modding alice
he didn't care about being petty and it was in everyones best interest to avoid the fragmentation of a forced migration

jug milk 100000x better I bet

all about them jugs huh, that's a nice cup.

*head pat*

I honestly didn't know what was going to happen myself

shit was spook

winkyfais

He made Alice mod because he did something for him.
I really doubt you leaving had much to do with it.

I was told otherwise by people also in the call.

He gave it to me cause it's just what most people were telling him to do.

I wasn't listening to him the whole time, but I'm not sure it was to spite you.

I'm just going on what people told me.

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*struggle*

nah true tho, we always get 2 litre jugs.
cheap and good

in the last 30 days idubbz gained like a 7th of his total subscribers

Did you know scoots had an abortion

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And it's more he gave up admin so people would stay on Holla Forums where I'm not admin so I wouldn't have the spot I would feel.

Unbanning people that post cp is by far bigger than modding someone you all dislike for some unknown reason.
However I doubt you believe the comparison since you made your feelings clear on cp posting.

Actually he made clear that he added another mod cause he needed another one, then there was something about people saying someone that lurked a lot was a good idea.
Alice doing stuff for him just solidified that she would be the choice. I am pretty sure he did not plan originally on having myself, Sebs, Gogs and Alice all modded at once. Four would have been a bit overkill.

Scoots was the abortion.

he used the words cucking and kyle

It's whatever.

God that's hot.

kyle was an awful admin tho

I mean, him giving up admin like that just saved me the trouble of finding someone.

Wow, unneccesary

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Butt baby abortion

I am going to An Hero

k

Mention me in the note

Does not really matter in the end.
All that does is now the next time Sci gets banned he will not be able to weasel his way out of it through Bebop and Sebs.

It was just Bebop that kept him unbanned.

I already made clear my updated disapproval of sci posting cp to you yesterday, in case you forgot. Bebop was unaware as I was that sci had talked about the other stuff and was hosting it on his own board.

He told me himself he would have supported the permas had he known about them.

But since it's already happened and it did happen so long ago, and he hasn't shown any sort of that behavior, it seems fine to leave him alone - at least by the current mod/admin set.

Nevertheless, a poster has far less disruptive capability than a rogue mod.

3.7L jugs here 8D

people in the call vs from his own mouth
hmmm

ill take care of your posters

what did I tell you about spreading fake rumors?

I am leaving them to ooble, she is a real girl

Because I totally trust Bebop after he lies about shit constantly.

I hear Cup preformed the abortion.

I will note you were not part of the big convo between the three of us over Sci and the cp unbanning.
But I am sure you know it all some how.

You said it cause he posted cp more than twice. Only because he posted it more than twice in your mind was it bad.
I am sure the posts still exist in Haven.

*wags tail

scoots is a loved abortus

uhuuuuhuhumm

godamnit I want big food/drink stuff too.

t-that I can do it whenever?

Just because i survived the abort port

no. go to your room.

Abortus? lol

Considering George advocated that it was a bad idea to unban Sci in thread it's pretty obvs.

APPROPRIATION

:sick:

Also why does it always go to Scis ban when we talk about thread power?

a.co/1QVViEB
b-buy me a vibrator plz?

So we rebanning sci?????

cryface

I am in my room
and I like it

besnijdenis

see for yourself.

end of the day test is admin, not him

is heavy

because the admin advocated his unban and that follows the flow of "e-power"

i made my feelings on the matter known to him

you got angry that i didnt persist after it was clear to me he wouldnt be the best listener

so like will you kindly shut the fuck up

Because half of us understand that he deserves a perma and the rest throw a shitfit when he gets thrown out like he deserves.

whatever I can carry heavy stuff *huff*

Being aDMINUKA IS SUFFERING

What he advocated in the thread and what he said to defend the unbanning behind closed doors are quite different.

Penis.

a what

It's so fucking trivial though.

It's not even relevant in the conversation though.

that does look like a nice vibrator, i may have to treat myself to one sometime

EXACTLY

WHEN WILL DONALD TEST DRAIN THE SWAMP IT'S ALREADY BEEN ALMOST A WHOLE DAY

It isn't like George and I don't talk about literally everything.

need to see you with a load of groceries one day

piemel

..don't laugh

I want donald test to do their jerb

I'll grin.

We're going to have an impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful wall.

And /lewd/ is going to pay for it.

Tall by whos standards?

So then you knew ahead of time his defense of Sci's unbanning. Meaning you questioned it for little reason.

Dicks.

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Probably because I don't give a shit about it because I just filter Sci most days.

WOWIE GRIMMY GONNA PAY??????

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I have to constantly take breaks when take a crate of beer home

kut

ADMIN ABUSE

:fire:

you're grounded, missy.

You might not but most people probably do not want to be told by some guy that we should forget some dude is a pedophile and treat him normally cause somehow "double jeopardy" plays into this all. Despite this not being a court room.

Kute.

Can we just all calm down.
The revolution is complete.
Counter-revolutionary elements are not welcome.

start lifting.

Kangaroo courts get me horny.

I just went looking for lewd.

Apparently Grimmy gave up modship yesterday and quit 5ever.

The board's also got way lower activity these days.

Yay no school!!

Schattig

effort

Then we should have made Goggles admin and you could have been hard all the time.

Gonna be honest I have not understood any of these words and am too lazy to google translate them. lol

miust be that time of the month

will pay off.

SAYIIIIIIKUUUUUU

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I'm content with our current modships.

Being SciPedo is suffering

but everyone knows it!

if I'm gonna be consistent I'd choose studying first

If Colbs was here maybe he'd deal the death blow to /lewd/ and try to recruit the few people left. But they've all been dickheads every time we visit, so it probably wouldn't work.

getting a lifting partner often helps

I'll think Test is tall even though no one else will.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was a joke. Catch on better.

Is it though? You get like an admin and a mod defending you, then Grim.
Only sucks when the admin on your side loses power. :^)

I do not. So yeah.

what a cocksucker

I will throw him at you.
Physically.

You will have a 4 foot ball of fury going your way at mach speed.

I like the way it looks. simple, multi-speed, 7 inches long one inch girth, seems like a good way to practice getting used to anal.

im gonna go over and recruit

I got the joke. I just didn't laugh.

DEUS VULT

lift with me

bbut

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We could do a snapchat thing and keep track of each other's gains.

Do your research on diet and exercise first.

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LOL

Yeah well sorry for your lack of a sense of humor.
F to pay respects for your fallen sense.

Butts, yes.

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i MANAGED 5 SPAM POSTS BEFORE THE BAN

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It just seems like a dumb thing to argue about.

Moogen is a good admin, with a cute anus hole.

Hah

Well done

but I have to do so much stuff already..

bubble butt

komplektro tho

:333333333

[snarling]

Too many awoooooos

aggressive howling

*awoo*

FUCKING KILL ME

he will kill you with his asshole

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f-first let me focus on my grades and work.
also on moving out.
this is extra stuff.

I can snap chopsticks in half with my butty hole

stinky cock

vv

A joke about Australians having Kangaroo courts is an argument?

How are you doing, Tokes?

his dick looks like a tesla coil

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