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Gonna eat, bbl
2 years and half a year respectively
Yeah, I know. Honestly when I went into assembly language I was surprised really how low-level you can get into things with it. With 0 extra baggage. Going to be getting into ASM and C soon for the job, looking fwd to that
Did the other place fail already?
How dare you make a new thread
Oh, I h-have an article for you then!
I feel like sin.
*waves* G-good morning!
Test is the admin now and the swamp has been drained.
Is t-that leafy?
Dont be shy.
I don't get it
I l-like angel hair m-myself!
*sticks out tongue*
I'll g-give it a shot! Thank you!
I did it!
*pulls on tongue*
so i accidentally warped the plastic housing of my model m
Bebop gave up admin to Test to spite me, but he's who I wanted to give it to in the end.
The other place was not needed once Bebop fucked off.
Yes, good work.
Oh, those plastics are n-not thermset, s-so heating it up and carefully adjusting it s-should be enough to fix it!
Just be VERY careful to heat it VERY evenly, or it will warp further.
It w-was me!
I can't explain it then
Better make a new case from milled aluminium to bring back some value.
D-did you sleep well?
How fast do you even type?
*patpat* I'm s-sorry, I'm so sorry.
how2 get milled aluminium chassis?
Oh I c-can easily hit 180 WPM, b-but on this crappy macbook f-from my work, p-probably closer to 120.
I figured I'd give myself a bit of a handicap <4
Could probably find a custom shop. I don't know how common they are in the UK though.
We have a handful in Iowa.
D-do you have access to a laser cutter?
That's h-how I made my kamina glasses in 2011 <4
I can believe this.
Make it yourself! :3
That was mean.
Your cancer, d-dear!
T-they are quite common in the UK, actually. I r-recently helped someone get a job at one!
Oh neat. Now I understand.
You're just bad at explaining apparently mane
It's h-hard not to get good at something if y-you do it for years <4
Watcha gonna do about it
A simple jape.
H-he tried his best, and it j-just wasn't good enough!
how long do i have to abstain to have a massive load?
Yeah. It all went pretty well.
Depends on diet.
Your body cycles out sperm after a week I think.
So anything after that is wasted.
i might take a peek
M-more than a day to two days is n-not helpful.
Instead, take zinc supplements, but make sure to also take magnesium and calcium with it; you can usually get a combined pill with the right balanced as a supplement for prostate health.
Zinc is a MAJOR constituent in semen; it's actually used by many criminal investigators to gauge is semen is present at a crime scene. Load up on that, and shoot for the stars!
Always a g-good day when Squash is around <4
Not much just going through my library and deleting a bunch of music I dont need. Why do you feel like sin?
Why aluminum though?
My experiences with it in the plant lead me to see it as a very coarse material.
I can't >100wpm lmao
Order one after sending them a 3d model? *pat*
Squash is the only one who didn't reply to Alice2; have to give him props
As long as she's not a cunt to me, I don't care enough about her crimes against humanity to not reply to her, but still
Squash is racist against anime girls and that's probably a factor, though
It r-really depends on the grade and quality; aluminium can be m-made into thin sheets quite easily, b-by selective creation of a pacification layer <4
ill probably only last another day before temptation breaks in
sounds like a lot of work to gulp a slightly larger load.
the only high zinc content I have is sunscreen. Should I down a bottle of that?
Oh, h-he actually blocked me yesterday. I d-don't think he can see my posts.
go a month
Hm! m-maybe we can work on that at a f-future date. Do you s-still look at your keyboard?
Zinc is q-quite cheap and easy t-to get in supplement form.
I wouldn't recommend eating sunscreen.
M-more than a few days is actually counter productive if t-total amount of semen is your goal.
Mental filters work wonders.
Longer than I can go.
I jerk off daily right when I wake up.
Not bad. Just woke up. Brother and I might play Titan Fall soon.
Peck and hunt!
Tarot reading for the first one to call Alice "senpai"!
T-that surely won't g-gain you much speed <4
Memorization is the key!
Sounds like fun. Feeling pretty content. Might go be a loon on GTA or something
nuhuh im cool
GTA is pretty fun, but it always ended with me and George just shopping for outfits and harassing players.
I kid, I touch type.
Though speeds higher than 120 WPM are implausible as typos come more from not knowing what the hell is actually is onscreen than typing wrongly.
I think it still says when people you have filtered reply to you; you just have to choose to open the reply, or something
What if she posted a sexy dog?
Doll army d-deployed!
Time for more monster slashing.
Oh, online play? I probably will just offline. If I wanted to get aggro'd so bad I would play rust kek.
Ah, I t-tend to close my eyes when I t-type.
its not about the cost tho
its the effort. sunscreen is readily available.
i dont really jerk it when awaken because im still groggy, but i usually do it around twice a day in a bath.
They don't interest me.
I could care less about them now that they aren't relevant.
Story mode GTA
I w-wouldn't know, sadly <4
brushed ali is nice
cant make em
W-wait, you are willing to put in effort to do something, b-but not effort to do it right?
I usually don't use my hands so I'm conditioned and have a hard time doing it in the shower.
I guess. We never polished the motors we made. So it was always very ugly, but functional.
How big a load you get also depends on how horny you actually are. You could nut today and let off a bigger load tomorrow if you're hornier probably.
why sink more effort when you can do it half assed?
what do you use? toys?
whenever i have extended jerk periods the loads tend to get bigger on the build up
Why the fuck are you gays discussing "loads" smh
I usually grind against something.
It was awful.
Yeah that too
T-that's a little self limiting; masturbation is usually less productive than sex, f-for example. Sperm banks have p-problems with that, actually.
Relevancy is subjective and I'm sure sexy dogs are always relevant in your eyes
Am I allowed in your chat now? Just curious about the answer to this question :3
C-currently guests are disabled, b-but I've c-certainly never said you weren't <4
Why are you not ?
I didn't say masturbation doe aha
I have enough saved to last me ages.
Though to be honest I don't have as big an interest in them as I use to.
My blanket mostly.
I have a really soft one.
clean up must suck
Tarot reading for the first person to wish Alice a good day!
My life is a litany of anguish.
I just pinch it off when I blow.
Because I am not a homosexual.
give me one
Scoots is just a faggot.
Pretty sure you banned me for no reason last time I was in it as myself, lol
But that was years ago
You actually masturbate to them?
Why must you do these things
Be an independent woman like Beyonce
P-please. You've already s-seen the whole thing, w-why the ass hole?
Pay one of the prices then!
No fucking shit.
I s-sure didn't; I keep logged into a non-mod account <4
Maybe someone else did though
DID SOMEONE SAY CUMMIES!!!!!!
I d-don't think so, no.
are there other prices
feku-kun wanna osu~?
I didn't know you were that kind of furry
Some furries scream that they're not really into anything sexual about anthropomorphic animals
But I'm not sure I believe them
I believe you Hillary
You mentioned me doing "bad things" in the last thread, what were those exactly? :3
Going to go play PS4.
Tarot reading for the first one to pay Alice a genuine compliment!
I like to push people out of their comfort zones sometimes.
I fuck dogs. It's pretty obvious where I stand.
are you playing for pp or fun?
alice does a good job at teaching me how to accumulate cummies
I'll play 3.5-4.5 star maps either way
If you wanna go lower or higher I don't mind
W-we could start with "starting a rumor I'm a cult leader" <4 That'd a good place t-to start, and q-quite ironic given I'm atheist.
B-but tell you what, you said quite s-similar recently, s-so I'll go tit for tat <4
I m-mean, I did a search, and n-no one said it.
I think you w-were the first one, really.
pick fun ones on the higher end of that
What's your name on there?
You should try more fun ways of doing that, then :3
It just seems like you're being a cheerleader for Alice2 right now
I thought that was just one time? Also, there's a difference between getting fucked by a dog and actually being sexually attracted to dogs
A dog penis could just be treated like a warm, automatically thrusting dildo
Do you actually think I ever implied you lead a literal religious cult? If I even used the word "cult," it was more in the "cult of personality" sense of the word
Aww Granat top play :3
...and t-that is somehow better? At l-least a real cult y-you could imply w-we have some sort of crazy ritual or something.
To push someone out of their comfort zone, you have to know what that is. The only fact I know about this place is that it's the Alice Hater Club, so there's only one thing I can use!
It's only a genuine compliment if it actually happened! Might need some confirmation there.
trash acc :^)
alicefags pls go and stay go
oh god its still alive
*smiles serenely* N-no thank you.
Are y-you a goat or....?
i love shoveling snow
i love shoveling ur ass
scroll up a litte :3
T-that is exactly why I rent. Though, I'm p-putting an offer in for a condo....so m-maybe I'll h-have to do that next year...
Maybe I'll just rent again.
I wasn't trying to write an interesting story; just saying what I believed (and still believe, but whatever)
Alice Hater Club
That's extreme :3
I guess some people hated her, but most people were just indifferent. We're all replying to her in at least a semi-friendly way at the moment, except for one furry
No but sometimes I get peoples goat
Also high George, I like shoveling too
At least you know what you need to work on
Auto correct doesn't like me
B-believing something w-without evidence to match the actual definition...w-well, I guess you are more religious than I am at l-least <4
Besides, to be a cult leader, I'd have to be charismatic. And that's a fucking laugh.
we have a dude that does the driveway but i still have to shovel the front and back porch
white people problems
so........... do you like fucking pussy? GIRL snatch? Vagina?
I s-see! W-when did you realize you w-were actually a goat?
I j-just get to look at it f-from my window and c-complain about walking to work.
Asian girl porblems(?)
I thought goats had hoofs and not like posable digits
A little from where?
Ah, but seeing the friendly people doing friendly things surely makes the more extreme ones uncomfortable!
I m-mean, I'm bisexual, b-but people do like to call me lezzy as f-fuck, so I guess so!
I m-mean, it's drawn anime s-style, so I assume it is f-from some sort of goat anime.
Is y-youmu tasty?
I'd have to be charismatic. And that's a fucking laugh.
The best goat anime
just give me a reading you slut
Japan s-sure is weird these days. Who w-would watch an anime about a goat?
Maybe there is a secret cult of goat enthusiasts
I'd watch it.
Nothing says "Its been a good, hard day" like a mouthful of sweaty Miguel.
T-that's not the stupidest thing I've h-heard in relation to cults today!
thatd be a nice diversion from the usual 'turn something into a little girl' or 'i have to get stronger' shit
Ask t-the goat guy, h-he'll hook you up
You don't seem to want it enough!
Taste is good, texture is odd.
R-right? It'd b-be like...slice of life, b-but not the same high school slice of l-life we've seen a thousand times already!
Get tricked, my character is from the goat anime too !!!
i am tired of life
But yea cults can be pretty strange
I probably wouldn't be talking to you normally if I cared to argue about it
When I asked you what "bad things" I've done, I didn't expect you to make it about you :3
I think there are only a few "extreme" ones, and they'll probably go along with it, even
I was one of the people who shit talked Alice2 the most, and even I'm going along with it
Me and moogen are in a cult.
The cult of Daddy
W-WHY IS THE GOAT WEARING T-THE SAME OUTFIT AS THE GIRL!
J-just what comes t-to mind dear <4
Don't passively aggress; you were doing so well
The human was adopted by goat boy's family.
It's from Undertale; a game, not an anime.
*patpat* Y-you alright there, man?
W-want to talk about it?
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn d-daddy o.o
Oh my god test they know
B-believe you me, if y-your comment about me w-was the stupidest thing I've h-heard all day, it'd be a good day.
No, I've been doing work with some Scientologists trying to get out. It's bad, lots of weird misconceptions about psychology.
I have no idea what games they've played.
Too many posts about dog bestiality and goat boys for BD to not show up
I c-cannot wait to see this on Crunchy roll!
N-never heard of it! Did it r-recently become an anime, when I t-try to youtube it I g-get a lot of content.
fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby whore👼😈
i have professional help, thank you
Daddy is hung like a horse.
Oh my god test they know>>1644378
Sigh, hi erio
G-good! <4 M-might want to contact them if y-you are feeling that way though. Most doctors are fine with a telephone consult, in my experience.
alice is a very okay individual sometimes
N-never heard of it!
What an odd reality that would be where anyone can escape the cancerous fanbase.
Oh god, thats so... uwu
P-probably because I was born in t-the cancer <4
appointments tomorrow anyway
F-fair enough! Good luck, and f-feel free to contact m-me if you need anything at all <4
No they are still just pretending
I actually s-seem to have the game in m-my Steam inventory, s-so maybe I just forgot?
Wait ten years to play it in the off chance you are serious, still too cancer
D-daddy's. Big. Hard. cawk.
Of course I know... I am daddy
Nothing much, just having dinner. You?
*thumbs up* G-goat game is no good. Got it!
dunno what to do
should draw but its hard to get motivation
Well, you're not saying much, but it's progress! You get a fairy card!
When the Imbolc festival card appears in a spread, it indicates potent energies of resurgence, purification, freshness, originality, and new beginnings.
Y-you should try doing something v-very small, like a doodle maybe, t-to jump start the dopamine!
Try and play some video games then.
what does that mean
Yea George fucking hates it ;o
I use Xey/Xir pronouns
Please respect me
W-will make a note of it <4
Oh d-dear, well if George doesn't l-like it, I s-suppose I'll stick to Anarcute for my s-stream then <4
It means a new beginning is coming! Now is the spring of your discontent!
i already have a project im on and i dont want to start my commission yet
do you play overmeme
I'm kidding, that shit is dumb.
Though I tolerate all God's idiots...
... god, beuing sober sucks.
S-sure, that's why it would be a throw away <4 Just t-to get the ol' pipes clear!
Indeed I do.
Zou s-should probably lay off it f-for a little bit dear.
gimme your battlenet so i can never play with you
We could though if you want to.
Is overwatch any g-good? I've b-been thinking of getting into it, b-but it's been a long time s-since I played a game competitively...
Mom's are annoying.
Oh you, I like you already.
But yeah, I can't smoke weed no more because I got a job I gotta work tomorrow and I gotta get up early.
THC sticks with you for a month and I smoked like... a £10 over 2 days, for a week.
D-do they hair test or piss test?
THC shows up f-for different amounts of time f-from each.
it is a causal clusterfuck with a steep learning curve
I used t-to be pretty good at CS 1.5 <4
I love ma momma
I think its pretty dope. But I don't really focus on the competitive part. I just play the game.
Hm. C-could be fun. I did l-like Dunkey's videos related t-to it...
had to sit at the pharmacy for 15 minutes behind a mexican who didn't speak english
IT IS NOT RACIST
TO HAVE A NATIONAL LANGUAGE
AND REQUIRE LITERACY IN SAID LANGUAGE TO LEGALLY IMIGRATE
YOU SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE THE MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY SPEAKS
OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT INTEGRATE AS A CITIZEN
I m-mean, petition Congress t-to add a national language then. M-most states actually have state level languages.
It's just, well, a lot of them have more than one <4
Dunno, guessing piss.
I'm probably fucked till I don't get tested a month.
Let's just say I'll be clean for as long as I need to be.
you racist fucking whale
W-well how can I disagree with Bullseye <4
can't be sexist to men :^)
Kinda wish Swedish would be forcibly injected with battery acid for being such an abuse to all 6 senses.
Or didn't want others know he was complaining about whitey.
THC t-tends to stay in urine f-for only a few days to a w-week, so good luck!
Dunkey's videos are literally just about how toxic Overwatch is.
T-that's what makes it so appealing to me!
they literally took 15 minutes
to tell this fucker
that the medication
makes you sleepy
and you should take it at night
ay dios mio
I'll just come up with some bullshit.
I never work while drink/high.
Drunk/high is for your own time.
Oh, well fuck that retard.
Maybe swedish should take the special "sleepy" medicine aka cyanide
I say as I drink dos equis
FUCKING NEVER 4GET THE 4 GET
an alice post without stuttering
of course. But the fact that someone is in this country and learning the language is a brave thing. Was he bothering you? I doubt it. Leave him alone.
Aww, you flatter me Alice.
they should learn it BEFORE coming here
G-good man. You d-don't need my approval obviously, b-but that's very responsible of you.
Funny how the vast majority of Americans cannot even speak American. GG.
He probably knows enough to get by, and prefers to speak spanish.
Not always a possible, you stupid piece of shit
It isn't l-like I stutter all t-the time <4
I save my non stutter moments for emphasis, see?
This racist statement given by an KNOWN ravioli thief and welfare abuser.
NOT THE PASTA
I mean do I need to point out Erio was just flown to China where he needs to learn Chinese?
everyone in the world should be forced to learn english tbh
Explain. How are you going to force Billions of others to do so?
better start learning russian soon
with a glove spanning empire and a row of muskets, thats how
One tough glove
That time has passed, unfortunately.
God I miss not being able to be in the same places as white people.
Nationalists are dumb as fuck.
There's a difference between nationalism and ultra nationalism though.
I'm very happy to be dutch and feel partly a sense of pride, especially during the football cups.
however if I was an ultra nationalist I'd feel better than other countries which is pretty far from the truth.
Remember when you thought all of Jackson'sss pasta was real ?
I t-think the term you are reaching f-for is "patriotism" <4 You s-sound quite patriotic, s-so to speak.
That was a pasta, happens to the best of us
Yeah I still think theres something seriously off about him
Oh, s-sorry. I tend to take everything seriously <4
You think so ?