TODAY'S NEWS: FEBRUARY 11TH 2017

TODAY'S NEWS: FEBRUARY 11TH 2017

TWO ASSHOLES PLAY GOLF
reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-japan-idUSKBN15Q0JN

MORE MISSLES FOR KIM JUAN HOON
reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-idUSKBN15Q0TE

HITLER RETURNS: MAN LOOKING LIKE THE 72 YEAR OLD LONG-DEAD DOG-LOVING DADDY SPOTTED NEAR BRAUNAU
reuters.com/article/us-austria-hitler-idUSKBN15Q0HT

IRAN PEACES OUT
reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-iraq-usa-idUSKBN15Q08D


DAILY DONALD TRUMP QUOTE

"I am so proud of my daughter Ivanka. To be abused and treated so badly by the media, and to still hold her head so high, is truly wonderful!"

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/830552079240409089

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twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

God, you're committed to this.

uwu

FAKE
NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALTERNATIVE! FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am so proud of my daughter Rin. To be abused and treated so badly by the threads, and to still hold her head so high, is truly wonderful!

Lacking commitment sucks.

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love you.

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did you steal my daughter subby wtf

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i didn't have sex with you

I can't be your daughter because if I am then this relationship dynamic is really fucking weird.

sinni NO LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN

FINE goddaugher

YOU AREN'T THE GODFATHER OF MY CHILD

the illegitimate father

when the meme goes 2far

Y'all niggas, and Mommy, need Jesus.

I'm going to bed.

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Done with the Reporter thing?

LIT

I watched it.

No I just forgot to turn it on.

oh my god... please dont tell me alice is gone

Yes.

she's dead

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She's still on /animas/

:)

T____T wtf no no no no no


is she still gonna post!??

Thank God.

thank god
i cant believe sci is upset

how could you say that...alice is such a sweetie pie

Did I stutter.

LOL nice

P-p-please don't bully p-people for s-stuttering.

alice never did anything wrong or hurt anybody saying that is just being a jerk! imo

Funny.

im not joking :\ but w/e forget about it huh

i thought u were only into underaged traps

so u have been getting info from memes and not from the source!

YAMETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


shes lurking
or her troupe is lurking for her

One of our sources is ikt who says he's banned you about three times for child pornography.

Doesn't seem like an untrustworthy source, honestly.

this is a relief!


he was probably confused. i only posted a thing once maybe he thought i posted again in that three month span when i was banned how do i know? i only know i didnt do that more than a single time.

I'll be looking into it, you know.

wait was ikt even mod then? who was in charge?

sci I understand you were just meming but ultimately you took it too far. Shit like that isn't a joke and a lot of us have had experiences with it irl.

Even in the most ironic shitposting boards, there are lines you don't cross.


Early days

nothing to hide nothing to fear

i know i only mean to straddle the line! :)
outright crossing is foolish and i was a fool!

what movie should i watch Holla Forumsros and DONT say a cartoon

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no country for old men

kimi no na wa

ahh ive seen it. very fun though! that one rly get the blood pumping! actually maybe i watch again


you joker! rolplay pinches ur cheek

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A D M I N A B U S E

tfw oppressive powers that be

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we president now

try automata (2014)

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Cup stop trying to get people to abuse you.

i watched goodfellas and the usual suspects yesterday and tee bee aych usual suspects is better. even though it followed crime trapping things it was way more fun. goodfellas not that compelling even tho it was often shocking. de niro and that buscemi-y guy freaked me out


oh okay

that one was super cool in my book

admin abuse

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regular abuse!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uhhhhhh bbban this?

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is that the "gamenerd" person? xhe hasnt replied to me even a once!

Man, fuck work.
Shit was stupid.

Anyhow what's up?

its not

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!XoIAAZIC!3IstGdqtoYMRiWsdA8W2baKocollIdzt0Wv6ehuGrp8

Translated
GochiUsa 5-030
Toki ch08 [Akio]
[Popochichi (Yahiro Pochi)] Kobayashi-san-chi no Ona Dragon (Kobayashi-san-chi no Maid Dragon)? [ENGLISH] {h-manga.moe}
[Shittori Oblaat (Tamifuru)] Lock On Sweet Honey (Love Live! Sunshine!!) [English] [GiB]

Untranslated
(C84) [あじゃぱー。 (沖名なおき)] イタ ★ コト (まじかるすいーとプリズム・ナナ)
(C91) [えっじわーす (ハムハム)] 百合魔法は秘密の香3 (魔法使いプリキュア!)
(サンクリ61) [かもたま酒造 (かもたま)] ミコじゃらし (ファイナルファンタジーXIV)
(僕らのラブライブ! 14) [過剰摂取 (狂zip)] School Idol Days S Part2 (ラブライブ! サンシャイン!!)
(砲雷撃戦!よーい!二十八戦目) [LUNATIC PROPHET (有村悠)] 戦うことしか出来ないみたいに 下 (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
[あとりえ雅 (藤枝雅)] Lilyca Vol.4 [DL版]

MOD ABUSE

finally

Discord's killing the thread.

Your disgusting, tyrannic coup FAILED, squash.

oh good ty!


+1 !

Maid Dragon yuri already.. daym

I suffer from admin abuse on a nightly bases

can i join??? :D

Bebop gave it to like the one person I wanted to be admin to "cuck me" so I'd say it kind of went exactly like I wanted either way.

It's not my discord.

And if it was the answer would still be no.

u didnt have to add the second thing...

Admin abuse amirite?

That's hot.

You clearly cucked each other.

ironically calling admin abuse as a kind of victory lap is....A NORMIE MEME! imo

He's out of power so I'm happy.
Once I'm in Test's pants it's smooth sailing from there.

JESUS

Wow you missed all the drama you lucky son of a bitch.


I TOUCHED YOUR DICK ANSWER ME

NIGGA WHAT

So the truth comes out.

LOL

Some people's boipussy need more attention than others.

tell meeeeeee

no


gosh I wish that were me

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It seems like a pointless endeavor to explain it all.

Literal fire.

fucking do it I'm bored

oh and somewhere in there alice offends spergs by simply enforcing rules of animus

Then at least just ASK for it geeze

OK HI FISH I WILL EXPLAIN BCZ NEW OVERLOAD IS LAZE

PPL RLLY ANNOYD THAT ALIC IS MOD BCZ THEY NEVER POST FOREVER

THEY MOV TO >>>HAVEN

BEBOP GET MAD AND GIV BOARD 2 TEST AND REMOV ALIC N GOOGL

THE END

this tbh

fuckin WOT


I missed OUT

ironically one of the less spergerific posters for the whole ordeal was spoilers but just cuz he wanted to cyber a female for a change

I cucked him and got everyone to move boards so to save face he gave Test the board 'cause nobody was letting him stay admin anyhow.

So it all went well.

biggest drama since I've started posting here and I missed out because for some reason I slept for 19 fucking hours

welcome to my life

so fos

was the sleep at least good

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I wasn't the one who banned you at that one point, by the way. Didn't feel like correcting you though. I haven't been a mod on animus yet.

Lmao

hell ye

woke up at one point really wanting to play darkest dungeon from bed but was too lazy and just feel back asleep after like 5 minutes


I know that, I just thought it was one of the posters starting with a T so I took a couple wild guesses

I don't like you, though. You're super gross.

god i wish i was u

fair enough

Sssslurp Tttthe Lifeblood

Ban her, Test

Give in to the lust for power

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Are you going to AX this year?

Real Girl Like Alice

hi I'm back from work

did you guys get over your little playground dispute

are we gonna stay here and all be friends now

We are going to stay here and fuck.

Yeah it's all good in the hood fam

we can snuggle nezi

Yeah, it's over.

How was work?

*tweets*

Where was Test when we were being spammed a month ago?

Noble admin?
Or hateful bitch?

More at 11

fish wheres my video

MORE AT 11

who is this now

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You touched my penis.
You OWE me.

If you mean "Reporter" that's Ooble.

Bebop made some dumb role that does nothing.

le oh lmao


hey the discord is yours right? can i join?

I don't think he made it, it's just an Holla Forums thing

no?

ah poor sweet bebop i miss him already!

so hoozizit?

???????

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so whose is it?

it is mine.

God damn get this man a ##Reporter

l-le o-oh like s-sorry

George yelled at me for asking even after all my hard work today...

what the holy hell

I restarted computer and it changed nothing

and it does it with every folder

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Oh right, you're just an ordinary faggot

I forgot

Of course

u cant escape me :)))))

i will wen u get banned for a 4000000 time

If we all vote you should have it, it should work. :^)

like I can access any program

but when I try to open a folder in any way it just doesn't fucking open

I literally can't view my files

what fresh new hell is this

:sadtanuki:

imma go watch that movie grim told me about


such a dear! seeya

your windows is fucked
try fresh install or cleaning ur comp out

A D M I N A B U S E

get the FUCK out

oh wait im back one more thing are u aware lloyd wants to deepthroat those ears? byebye

yes yes lets make squash a mod. and luka. and beebop

That is not a no.

sounds good to me ^^


-hugs-


I miss snuggling :c


I made over $100 in tips ^^

and when I open a program and try to use that to open file explorer, for example, paint, and I click open... it crashes.


my computer has just been all kinds of fucked lately

first the graphics card drivers got corrupted and it took me 5 hours to figure it out and get my computer working again

then the mobo shat out and I had to get a new one

now I literally can't open file explorer

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HOW

THE FUCK

Good, you will be the girl.


Yes. No.

tfw task manager doesn't work

I'm switch so that works for me :3

I actually prefer being the little spoon though~

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tell us the tale about that time you saved Holla Forums

I would set up a backup partition on my hard drive right now and move everything I like to that then do a fresh install of windows 8.1 but I'm willing to bet that even that won't work

which time

majorgeeks.com/files/details/microsoft_process_explorer.html

the latest time

Perfect! We will get you a skirt and everything.

iunno tried to try in the middle mostly

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my hero

>Smart Person for President Admin

I mean when I open task manager it automatically crashes

puppet master

Alright, good. I didn't go last year and I kept saying I would. Kon made me feel a little guilty when I didn't. I'll genuinely try to this year.

always good to have an extra one handy, like that sysinternals one i linked to.

the woman behind the man

i love my new master

I'll be kind...but strict.

Same

ADMIN ABUSE

same

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Saaaaaved

WAIT WHAT THE HOLY FUCK I CAN OPEN FILE EXPLORER WHEN GOING TO POST AN IMAGE HERE BUT I CAN'T ACCESS IT ANYWHERE ELSE

I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING TROLLED BY WINDOWS

you would you faggot

god what a day

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gosh I wish that was me

clearly life is telling me my only purpose is to shitpost

also, you know, genocide ponyfags and whatnot

oh I just realized I forgot to say something.

HA. get fucking fucked, stutter cunt. should have banned me when you had a chance you retard.

come kill me yourself, bitch.

Trump supports butt grabbing, so it's not gay


Have some demon girl butt too

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this thing looks stupid. like you.


oh well when you put it that way...

fuck you

what position?

You gun bend over

doggy style. i wanna pull your hair

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that's literally my favorite position.

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same

l e w d

good boy

stobbit

Cool, hope we get to hang out!

I am tired af

good *girl

god I can't wait to get my new computer

this fucking thing has been plagued with issues for over a month

only a month and a half to 4 and a half months now

nice

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ugh my computer is so shit why won't my stupid mom buy me a new one

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huh. it's soooo weird that alice doesn't wanna post here anymore. how craaaazy! who'd have thought. it's almost like he only wanted to post here to show off that meaningless power! but that's not like him at alllllllll

fiorgot to mention that it's a month and a half to four and a half months until I get my neetbucks

gay af

good riddance

ye bb

Objection!

I actually remember that guy...or girl from a long time ago. Never talked to them because their stuttering seemed cringy.

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ban this faggot

and nothing of value was missed.

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hey did you ever get neetbucks faggot?

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Kudos to them for being so dedicated to posting irritatingly for this long, though.

tbh this intense amount of butthurt is far more cringy than her doing shit like that

:(


n-never

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Oh, sorry, were you only ironically being butthurt?

naturally. in all honesty it's amusing to me how few people seem to know what the term "butthurt" means.

i'm kinda butthurt tbh

I sat on a bike seat for a long time yesterday and my butt still hurts

hot. need someone to rub it?

am I being pranked

is windows having a giggle m8

I'll smack bill gates right in the gob

someone give me a quick rundown

Yeah, I can see that.
Your posterior doesn't hurt in the slightest.

alice made mod.

people don't like alice.

move to other board.

bebop gives up admin.

we move back.

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alice did nothing wrong and this is all further proof that this place is a black hole were autism can enter but never leave

who admin now

test.

Bernie

me

well that's alright then

sanders?

The one and only

universally agreed on, yes.

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Hi BRIAN.

believe what you want. I said multiple times I didn't care that he was mod, but I'm certainly not gonna miss this chance to mock him now that he's already lost it.

wow look who deigned us worthy of his fucking presence.

hey m80

ALL HAIL KING TEST

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I'd have responded to your questions but I'm drinking tonight.

Thank God I have all these people in the discord.

You know what?
You're right.

I can't see any possible connection spending like two entire days doing nothing but endlessly bitching about someone and being upset. Really shows how you "don't care".

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help how do I be as cool as brian
he's my rolemodel in life but I don't even know where to begin.

mocking people is an enjoyable activity and can be done in the gr8st of moods

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just sit around and don't do anything for years

The pony?

some people don't understand that you don't have to be upset to be snarky. there are people who basically think I'm upset 24/7 for this reason.

This, people mistake my playful sassiness for genuine anger

It frightens me

I see a faggot who's in terrible pain

at a certain point you hope it's all just memes but it's hard to tell anymore.

i have never been angry on the internet before tbh

Just made coffee without a Keurig

Challenging times


Only if you lick it too

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is agreeable.

You act like I don't do that.
The point is that mocking is unrelated to mood.

You actually think that constitutes being snarky?
Hah

Ayyyyyy

I did that what's the next step

Wow you dragged sinni here

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become the living embodiment of post-irony

post-irony is a fucking plague tbh

You are a plague
Fucking end tourself you shittard

that's coz everyone does it wrong

I'm drinking coffee out of a bowl

A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How deep do you think you can get your tongue inside?

That's quite unkind, scootso
Why would you say a thing like that

however long my tongue is? just make sure you're freshly showered.

I try my hardest to push myself back to pre-ironic self-depreciating humour.
It's far more wholesome and good for the soul.

Because xd u got prank tee hee

Wow fuck scoots I had no idea thanks for letting me know

Np stebe

THAT'S NOT STEVEAN REEE

I've been saying "eat my ASS!!!!!!" for years, but only recently have I developed an actual fetish for that

Anyway, time to return to the sea of short yellow people

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k bye have fun

I managed to skillfully dodge the entire time stevean existed completely with the time I wasn't in threads

Ergo I have no autism for this

God olease stop fur

self deprecating humour is still good and all, the overuse of "woe is me" stuff is the problem

that shit is fucking everywhere on reddit

Purrlease

god I'm such a furfag

While I do have a katia folder that was actually just a random image out of my reaction image folder

Personally, sarcasm is eternal, irony is cancer.

>>>>>>>>reddit

>>>>>>>>>reddit
reddit is a good way to get angry

i can look at the frontpage and then rant at people on VOIP for like 3 hours due to one thread

It triggers me.
Make it stop.
For the love of christ.
you mean the chaos emeralds??? [screams]

How the mighty have fallen

What are you even talking about anymore you literally balllicking asswipe cunt.
Jump off a fucking bridge and hang yourself on the way down you disgusting waste of space

I'm being serious ironically

Wow, jeez, noneed to be a cunt about ghongs. You morose dicklicker.

Fucking dring bleach

:(((((((((((((((((((((

i just post whatever gives me attention and then decide if i was being sincere or not after the fact

omg couldn't you tell that was sarcasm

dicklicking > balllicking
fight me irl

Fish literally ruins everything

stinke fish

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This. It looks rancid. Speaking of rancid
Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't hear

their their brion
it'll be okay

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Speaking of rancid

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Ay lmao

I w-was only joking :(

T_T

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Can you post this pic in the discord and tag oobles
Saw it and forgot to post.
C-cats meowsside h-heh