Rip animus

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

rip animus

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Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

best anus's in the biz

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

doing drugs
Stop.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

what what in the butt

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

doing drugs
Stop.

Alexander White
Alexander White

drugs is dope yo

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

Their state constitutions are a binding contract between them and the federal government
i find the very idea of binding contracts between governments contemptible, a governments first duty is always to its people, and it should have no binding duty to outsiders, besides those outlined in lockes concept of natural law.

so i should just take my gains as they come, and not worry about pushing up on the weight? rippetoe and the other stronglifts guys seem to have this idea that as a beginner you can add 2.5 kg to your previous weight on that exercise with every session, and i just dont seem to be capable of that.

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

CAN A QT PLEASE JUST TALK TO ME?

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

sup TP

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

/london/

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

he's been talking to you all this time now.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

holler. what's good emma

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

cute picture

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

The state governments and the states themselves are not sovereign.
They possess no power in relation to any foreign entity outside of their combined powers, the federal.

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

That is a SL 5x5 idea and no matter if fit wants to admit it or not that's a fucking meme, 10-15 kgs a month is good for beginners
but he's taken and not actually a qt.
I'd rather not go to muslim land

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

cute pic~ :)

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

yo dude fuck the feds they aint got shit on chi

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

This is all I've been listening to for the past hour.

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

yeah you're right

one would think that qt would actually be cute

but i guess it's supposed to be ironic or something

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

Oh you know, gettin' turnt af tonight as shit. You?

cute image :)

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

i have no idea why i saved that

Jason James
Jason James

are you really?

that's what i'm doing!

this week was horseshit

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

is Emma qt? Please tell me who is qt so I can speak with them.

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

The state governments and the states themselves are not sovereign.
correct. the people are sovereign, and they elect officials to exercise their sovereignty for them, and these officials form a state, acting on their behalf. are you telling me these people have no right to leave the US?

but whats the rationale for doing that? i seriously doubt rippetoe would just pull shit like that out of his arse.

i dont blame you on that tbh

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

don't tell emma this but I kinda want her to make me a sammich while cosplaying as nico. I SWEAR, I won't get a boner!

:3

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

emma is a horrid dyke

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

lmao

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

emma is HELLA qt

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

who is veevee

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

I don't know the rationale. They probably assume you're not completely weak, the problem with this if you are you will add 2.5kgs every workout until it gets to the point you hurt yourself and lose motivation. By the way do you mean 22.5 kgs without the bar or with it?
That's fine man, I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.
well now I am receiving conflicting reports

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

some new guy

tp speaks no lies

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

enabling dykes

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

They can leave but they're allowed to petition the government and asked to leave. If approved, they would leave but it would require 2/3 in the Senate, I believe, for it to even be considered to pass. They simply cannot leave without asking because of federal debts and infrastructure they owe.

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

some underage b&

he was going by like veelee the other week

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

that dude from yesterday who was thirsty for ass

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

underage b&

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

trust me dude she's like a solid 7.5

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

who are you

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Vylee visiting Luka

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

oh alright

i wasnt in thread yesterday i dont think

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

I was not going by VeeLee the other week, I literally just started posting last night and I am 22 if you must know.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

shut up subtle

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

problemo?

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

oh

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Yes. Stop pulling things out of your ass.

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

i see
22.5 kg inc bar

thats fucking retarded, especially with the concept of national debt is taken into account.

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

oh it was vyleee

who the fuck can remember such weird names

I THOUGHT HE WAS

JEEEEEZUS

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

HOW

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

wait isn't vylee, licky?

i'm so confused now

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Yeah probably.

What happened bae?

u so kewl mff

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

subtle is being a pimple

the canada dude is new

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

MAYBE I JUST ASSUMED

HOLY SHIT GET OFF MY CASE

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

Well just keep at it and you'll get it, the most important thing is not hurting yourself and enjoying yourself when you lift.

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

This letter is for you.

It reads:

bitch, stop pulling shit out of your ass.

Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez

i wish

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

well today wasn't too bad actually cause there's a bank holiday monday and a lot of people made it a 4-day

it's just been ridiculously backed up at work and it's tiring making excuses and apologizing to customers

and like people in general are stupid and exhausting

and it's good to be home

dude it's not even intentional

why are you so offended by the new dude being called underage?

most new people who find this place ARE UNDERAGE

it's a pretty fair assumption

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

I mean, you owe the federal government for its expenditures in your state.
If you want to leave, you're obligated to allow your debts with the federal be accounted for.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

those trip 7s tho

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

Nice digits

I know but that's the issue
70% of people under 20, let alone under 18 here on any imageboard are fucking shit, they don't know how to deal with people

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

i dont disagree, but the idea of the federal government ever being able to say no to a state demanding secession is an affront to the very values the US was founded on.

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

lol yeah they're so immature

aren't they so funny?

us old people can just sit back and laugh

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

They need to socialize irl

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

The federal government is a coalition of representatives from states in the union. It's other states voting whether to let that state leave.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

I don't know how to deal with people but I'm not under 20 so am I "fucking shit"?

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

so am I "fucking shit"?
Yes.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

I was told drama was happening. Doesn't seem like any drama is going on here...

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

and they should have exactly zero fucking say in such matters

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

socialize
IRL
ishygddt
Okay, ily too.

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

It was like a week ago, you fucking retard.

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

Why didn't you tell me you fucking wrinkly old shit?

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

yeah or like get a damn job

that was so anti-climatic

beepop did not pull a luka

the end

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

That's not how a Republic works.
Your representatives are your voice in government. If you don't like it, then elect new representatives and rally support from other members of the Republic to vote in your favor.

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

Wow. Lame. I wanted to be there for the fireworks.

Did you know that people think we're an oligarchy now?

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

lol i was so pissed when i woke up that saturday

i was like thinking "are you really board changing on my birthday"

and laid into beepop and alice p hard. good day all in all

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

there was a clear right side

so like it wasn't as fun as it could have been

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

wait who the fuck is apache?

i know of an adachi

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

I still would've played devil's advocate, at least...or maybe not. Just who ever was more fun to shit on, I guess?

I don't think you want to remember.

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

I mean, it's not inaccurate. This country has historically been run by the small minority, be it rich people or just our founding fathers who didn't really speak for anyone but themselves during the revolution.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

oh yeah i was making fun of the other side too

cause like sqish is always in the middle

and we all know what happens when he is in charge

we end up with beepop in charge

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

you have a built in fucking constitutional law for the purpose of dismantling the existing government by force should it become tyrannical, this is a direct assertion of the sovereignty of the people, not the federal government, and of the peoples right to revoke the sovereignty theyve imbued the government with by force at any time.

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

No, it isn't, but it isn't 100% an oligarchy by any stretch...

Nice. We have a pro-bully in the building. Kudos. youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

I like how this britfag probably knows more about the second amendment than most Americans these days.

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

wait are you null?

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

yeah we don't keep up with american gov

lol

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

What made you think that?

youtube.com/watch?v=Nj6SO_yKMe8

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

bama was rated like 14th best prez by 90 historians

i read it on yahoo

kinda disagree tho

he's my fave <4

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

typing profile

not many people space like an autist

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

Some guy who didn't do much.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

it's like colbert and null

and yots

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

Obama is shit, just like any governing body/person.

not mentioning my amazing music taste

WOW okay. FILTERED BLOCKED.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

I got busy.

William Wilson
William Wilson

think it's null

i'm still listening to that animal collective

it's grrrrrooooovin

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

weeb music best music

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

dude what about that new katy tho

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

Clearly not if you post here.

Hm.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

You only think...? Come on now. You're being dense.

Although I admit I like shitposting a lot more now, so I do that more often than cuteposting these days.

Also you fucking bet it is.

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

yeah he's a trickster!

lol you cutepost?

are you a gay loving homo?

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

It's the weekend. What else can I do? I mean, I guess I have work tomorrow...buttt, whatever...

More than I'd ever want to admit ever. It sickens me sometimes.

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

where did emma go i actually like talking to her

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

ACCEPT THE NEW SPACING RULES

I AM SPACE KING NOW

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

wait so do you like have a whole schtick where you stutter and pretend to be hyper-fem?

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

learns that colbert enjoyed blowing a dude
confirmed that that spacing style is for whack homos
and yots
yots is cool
rip

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Uh. Depends on when you catch me. I am kinda prone to doing that sometimes, yes.

Although I don't really try to pretend to be feminine at all. I cringe if I realize I'm doing it. But it might as well be second-nature at this point...

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

I just broke my nose.

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

so you cyber hella dudes then, huh

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

How you gonna do me like that, TP? Right in my GOT damn face

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

nose breaks are like

whatever

not much to do really

it's not a bone

John Evans
John Evans

In the good old days, sure. Now I'm just a washed up whore.

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

I fell on it and I had to like put it back into place and it cracked and shit. Now it's bleeding

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

Hm.

Hm.

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

Attempted with the help of someone to actually get an irl fuckbuddy but it didn't work. Fucking normies I swear.

Excuse me?

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

lol i'm just razzin my man

what's goin down

who are some of the more notable notches on your e-bedpost

surprised i even called it

but as i said not many people use that spacing

oh that dyke war veteran used to

forgot her name

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

oh and black kon

he did too

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

Cowering inside clutching a bottle of rum because of the torrential rain outside

How bout you?

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

notable people ERPing me

Good one there fella.

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

SAO season 3

yay more garbage

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Speaking of garbage.

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

Be nice, Nully

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

haha man like it drizzles down there and you guys think the end is coming

it's was like 60 today

maybe the end is coming

there have to at least one

it's more funny that people watched the first season

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

at least be one*

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Make me.

Nope. None.

Garbage.

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

tfw can't work tonight because the guy who's taxi I use is MIA

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

"Hm"

Hm.

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Yeah I see you.

Its pretty awful.

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

Get a fucking car. How old are you?

Ex-cuse- me???

You didn't even pull off the comeback well...

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

thedailycoin.org/2017/02/17/storm-lucifer-pound-california-weekend-dumping-large-amounts-rain-video/

IT'S LITERALLY CALLED LUCIFER, TP. WE'RE ALL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

*erps you into submission*

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

alright name some of them anyways

so cato is assumed

lexi

everyone on /lewd/

probably desu

who else?

i donno like people who talk a lot about SAO

in my experience are not cool people

so like

yeah

Isaac King
Isaac King

I can't taxi without a taxi, I use some other guys car in the night, that's how we do it, and he's not answering my texts or my calls. No need to be rude jeez

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

I. Actually don't know anyone but Desu, and Desu was annoying.

youtube.com/watch?v=u9UOxIPQKYE

Who do you think you're talking to here?

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

You're honestly lucky you even got a reply from me.

You're just annoying


Goggles likes it

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

wait it can't be the official name

the weather channel names them and i doubt they picked lucifer for L

but that damn shit up north is no joke

kinda sad how we like try to control forces we don't and will never fully understand

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

No excuses. Time to steal one from an Indian. Survival of the fittest.

O-oh, t-thank you so much for your reply!!! I appreciate it oh so much!!!

Lmao.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

Lucifer is fucking our shit up over here in Anaheim fam

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

My favorite fag, Nully

southerncaliforniaweatherforce.com/2017/02/15/major-pacific-storm-lucifer-details-strong-pacific-storm-aims-southern-california-on-friday-saturday-for-some/

IT IS THO. Also I'M IN VENTURA COUNTY, TP. WE'RE GROUND ZERO. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

Man this sucks I make a fucking killing on Friday and Saturday because of all the fucking drunks, but now I can't do it at all.
Indians in Canada are like all doctors, unless you're in Brampton

William Roberts
William Roberts

Ventura was hit first, so we've been dealing with it longer

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

>implying

Not gay. Definitely not your favourite.

Paint your god damn car red you lazy shit.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

David Williams
David Williams

lol you cybered desu?

i bet it wasn't even a pity cyber neither

i really like these tiny desk things

does anyone actually like giggles?

besides darbear?

oh you'll be fine

i am more worried about the people under the oroville damn

you survived the battle of LA

i'm sure you can survive a little water

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Red taxis
Gross. Also when was the last time you saw a fucking WRX with a big ass spoiler on it taxing people around?

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

lol i keep trying to spell dam

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Did you know that mean and Goggles are dating now ?

William Fisher
William Fisher

I know, but I'm definitely staying inside all weekend

I want to order food but I'd feel bad making people deliver to me

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

But did you see a nigger cut you off and then lose control like you did in your jeep years ago?

Only this nigger was driving a Cadillac on 24s and did like 3 spins when he lost control on the 57

Me and my dad were pointing and laughing at him
Ah, like father like son

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

nice.meme

No, excuse you.

Nope. I bullied him on threads. That's pretty much it.

I meant start running over Indians. And I don't know, fucking. Uber. Uh. Cars. You'll make more business for standing out, trust me.

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

We don't have Uber here, and hailing taxis doesn't happen here, people just call the cab company.

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

I drove super safe, I'm not about to get into any accidents

Work on Monday is gonna be awful, people getting into accidents like fucking mad

I excused you first, fag

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Actually last week I ended up driving a homeless guy somewhere.

I'm surprised I'm not dead.

Start your own fucking RedTaxi business. These are all excuses.

Oh, thanks. I'll take my leave then.

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

i am so sorry

you must be devastated

eh don't feel bad dude

once there was a literal parade separating me from dominoes

so i thought it would be funny to make the delivery dude cross it

sure enough he was on time. i was impressed and tipped hard

that guy makes rin look manly

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

Starting a business
No.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Yes ?

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

ban do you have any real power or just the cool sig?

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

About damn time

If I do end up doing it I'm gonna tip the shit out of them

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

Do NOT insult my BOYFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Wood
James Wood

yeah man you gotta tip

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

DAT OVERTIME SON

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW OLD HE IS

HE COULD BE 10

HE COULD BE 70

NO ONE KNOWS

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Just as I thought. Lazy.

Yeah. He annoys me a lot, actually.

Okay but I'm not leaving because you'd like that too much.

Goggles? That brit dude? He tried really really hard to ERP me all the time. Okay guy but I wish he didn't try doing that so damn much.

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

his whole thing is being an annoying sub

the best way to deal with desu is to humour him and he gets confused quickly

Carter Young
Carter Young

You guys don't know

I know

I'm special

lol

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Are you telling the truth?

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

business taxes are fucking insane here and there's so many cab companies I couldn't do it. Plus I don't have enough money anyways

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

I always tip well, but I'd tip even better for this occasion

implying I get that

Nigga it's a normal Monday for me

Wow, you don't even follow through with your commitments

What a fag

Connor Price
Connor Price

There's nothing like spending ten minutes hacking up sinuses and lungs full of mucus and phlegm just so you can breathe normally again.

I hate being sick.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

I REQUEST COUNCIL WITH KING TEST

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Stop sucking all that dick

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

I see. He should just off himself instead.

What. I'm serious. Okay guy I guess.

Yeah Canada -is- pretty shit. Also get more money retard.

I never said I was absolutely going to leave, so shut your damn mouth.

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

is he bigger than a bread box?

yeah man if shit is sub par i tip 20

it pisses me off when people tip less than

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

I am not dating anyone.

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

when I say I'm too poor I mean the .001% heeb in me makes me not want to spend any money. that's why I live in my parents basement and all my shoes are falling apart

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

I'LL DATE YOU!

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

It's a cold.
A friend was sick and I kept trying to avoid contact with her while she was sick. I still ended up sick and they're back to normal.

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

oh you know how things are

people just trying to shitpost and get attention

by switching names and shit

you know?

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

I never thought that was a lie.

Shes like 6 inches

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

w-want to change that~? x///x

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

*pat*

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

she
6 inches
Pardon me?

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

TP don't you DARE date him when i'm still SINGLE

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

Aren't you like sick always constantly?

Please come to where I work.

You need to start. I'm sure there are some non-normie girls out there somewhere.

Fucking disgusting...

Whhaaaattt? Who would even do that? Sounds like something a retard would do.

You think I can't get fuck or something?

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

You still said you would, don't get caught up in minutiae

Yeah, 20 is kind of the standard. I mean, on $10 it's only $2 extra. Like... you don't have $2 extra to give to the person working a shitty low pay job?

John Campbell
John Campbell

I also like looking homeless tbh, people literally buy me shit in McDonalds and stuff it's great.

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

Google "Large clits" and hit images.

Oh i'm sure you can cyber some other loser.

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN YOU CALLING A HE A SHE

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

What the fuck. That's horrible. Freshen up.

Everyone here is a loser, yeah.

David Long
David Long

I'm never actually sick or impaired. I have a chronic thing but that just requires maintenance medication and ends up within normal ranges for anyone. I just have a horrid cold right now.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

so dingo fucker is a girl?

i guess that would explain his evasiveness

and i guess darbear is technically not full homo

-shurgs-

it just takes knowing people who have had to work for tips to appreciate it

like my step dad seriously tips under if the service is bad

i got this haircut the other day and tipped the ho fat cause it was like clerks

she was all alone and WASN"T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING TODAY

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

Its not gay to suck on a clit that just happens to look like a dick.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

But shes flat sooooo

Landon Green
Landon Green

Same thing, punk. Anyway get better quickly. Or die. Either one.

I'm serious though come to where I work to eat. I need the fucking tips.

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

I'm clean, 2 showers a day, brush and floss my teeth, etc... But buying old cheap thrift store clothes and wearing them until they wear out, just makes you look homeless. I like it tbh. You know I really enjoy it when they see me leave and get into my 30 thousand dollar car and drive off because that's just hilarious.
oral sex with a woman
not gay
that's gayer than fucking boypussi to be totally honest.

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

so your type?

hey steve

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

who?

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

seriously people who stiff tips piss me off so much

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

Faggot.

Pretty much.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

oh i thought it was established that you were steveAn

my bad

shame really

that guy is a god amongst men

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Oh. Good. Yeah I do that as well. But I'm -actually- poor, you see. And I don't know how to not look like a hobo apparently.

Yesterday I got 18 dollars in tips after we had a packed restaurant. Several families with little kids. Fucking disappointing.

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

Yeah, my sister worked as a waitress for ages so she kinda taught me all that shit. I still clean off tables and stack dishes at restaurants too

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

Probably cause you can't ollie

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

i have to be in a special mood to fap to a-cups

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

I hate that I've not really reliably slept in days because every time I try to sleep, my sinuses get pressure depending on what side I'm laying on and after a while, there's just so much congestion that I barely can breathe and have to sit up to let it all drain, as gross as that sounds.

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

It makes sense that you'd think so. "Great" minds and all.

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

Miss me with that hetro shit.

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

if you suck more dick your body will reflexively widen your sinuses to allow you to breathe more

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

BOYPUSSI AND FEMININE PENISES ARE NOT GAY, IN FACT FUCKING TRAPS MAKES YOU THE MOST ALPHA MALE BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING WEAK BETAS SUBMIT TO YOU SEXUALLY PROVE ME WRONG
Old clothes, disheveled facial hair, long hair helps but is not necessary, etc.

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

mexicans and/or blacks?

lol when i was a barfly i would always stack chairs at last call

i guess that was selfish too so they would let me chill after hours

you're not brian tho

wat

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

I'm sure that sound medical advice was given to you by a 40 year old man in a panel van.

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

Traps are not gay. Jesus confirmed.

Ah. I know how that feels. Sometimes my sinuses are like that on nights. Although I'm sure your shit is fucked to a much higher degree with this sickness.

I get rid of the facial hair. And I kinda have long hair.

Facial hair is groooossss.

NEITHER. Which is surprising.

It was all old white people, mostly.

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

I was accusing your mind of being roughly equivalent to stevean, not saying anything of my own, you idiot.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

Squiddy is his name.
Just some random gay ponyfag that got bored of mlpchan and ended up here for reasons unknown.

Adrian King
Adrian King

I'm too apathetic to shave most of the time.

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

Sounds really fucking edgy. Shave retard. How can you be a cute hobo trap if you have a beard?

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

I have narrow sinus cavities but it's not bad or detrimental in any real way. Just when I get sick it makes any congestion at all completely block everything.

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Never hurts to get in good with the management of places you go to a lot

I'm on pretty good terms with the lady that owns the liquor store down the street, she gave me homemade rum balls at Christmas

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

Miss me with that hetro shit.

Miss me with that hetro shit.

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

I'm 6'1 and my shoulders are nearly 2 feet wide, I'd make a pretty shit trap, I just want to cuddle a trap and make them feel safe.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

can't breathe due to sickness

not bad

Gilga please.

Fuck. Fair enough.

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

it's not bad not being able to breath comfortably

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

oh... see like if they were really old

they get a pass

my grandma would not understand tipping etiquette in this day and age

oh wow

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL THEN

AND BITE MY THUMB

AND SCOFF

AT

YOU

SIR

i knew that before

maybe i was just too high the other night but i could have sworn that he was steve and that other aussie jimmyjohn was brian

and i was like

alright this is kinda nice

for sure

i've been smoking out this bartender for some reason

but for some reason i was all paranoid last friday and was really standoffish with him

it will be kinda interesting what happens tonight

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

By nearly 2 feet wide on my shoulders, I should point out I actually mean just over 1.5 feet but I round up to be an internet tough guy.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

holy shit orange soda is an amazing mixer for vodka

I can chug this shit like water

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

Not super old, minus a few couples, and they actually tipped at all, compared to most people who just....didn't. Also I didn't know you autistic spacing now.

Regardless, apparently you want to be the one fugging the trap in the street, not being the trap fucked in the street. Whoops. My mistake.

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

I'm saying it's not bad when I'm not sick since it doesn't really do anything or affect anything major. But just when sick it makes them get clogged up easily. But I'm rarely sick.

See above. Most people in general have minor developmental issues with their sinuses but it's never really anything that requires correction. Pretty much everything in your face is developmentally flawed in some manner in most people from cheeks, jaw, sinuses and teeth.
The difference being it's always within acceptable ranges.

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

fizzy screw drivers

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

Jimmy whatever is BRIAN.
Any Aussie that posts user is BRIAN usually.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

I guess we'll see

It's called a screwdriver, and yes it's a common drink

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

grape and vodka is the best

purple jesus

grape soda and vodka

fizzy purple jesis

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

Okay.

Admitting your face is developmentally flawed

Gilgamess admits he's ugly, more at 11.

Logan White
Logan White

Not just drinking vodka straight
mixing it with gay shit to taste good
Are you gay?
Can I fug you?

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

40 yo is pretty old
they must be wise so you should use that advice as well

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

WELL DUH I WOULD ASSUME THAT???

This is implying I'm a trap and homeless.

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

I said orange soda you nigger not orange choice

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU READ IT

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

1, I am not homeless, nor do I care if you are
2 I don't care if you are a trap so long as you could potentially be one
How tall are you?

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

what about like sperm?

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

you know that feeling when you write a long reply to someone and they come back at you with 4 words?

and you totally forget what you said cause the reply was not engaging in this least?

i kinda do

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

too thick tbh, very salty drink 0/10, only good in small quantities

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

this is true

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

5'9 or 5'10.

Last time I went to the doctor they measured 5'10 but my shoes add like an inch or so.

Also I don't fuck degenerates sorry BUD.

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

not tipping is inexcusable

honestly i would stand up in a restaurant if i noticed someone not tipping at all

love that dude

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

Most people in general have minor developmental issues with their sinuses but it's never really anything that requires correction.
Look at the prevalence of dentistry, orthodontics and endoscopic drilling. Almost everyone's face is asymmetrical and otherwise flawed from genetic variance. A protruding chin is technically a flaw because it means both halves of the mandible didn't fuse properly. By definition, it's a defect but still considered attractive.

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

orange choice

Same to you :^)

You left the big cliffhanger at the end of the story man, I need to wait until the confrontation

Juan Green
Juan Green

do you consider a trap that fucks girls gay?

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

orange choice
my brain is glitching out, think I need a reboot tbh

meant orange juice

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

I'm no degenerate, I am a pure virgin who just wants to love someone. Also 5'10 is good enough, post butt
Women
Fucking anything but Chad Thundercock
But in the extremely unlikely event no why would that be gay?

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Yeeaaahhhh...I'm just trying to get buy and pay car insurance and shit here. I can't run off of 18 dollars a day.

Yeah okay kid. Say what you want, I guess.

Ask someone else for my butt.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

Why would someone else have your butt? Honestly that's your problem, you can get your own butt back I'm not looking for it.

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

Yo VeeVee if you want a cute trap to send you nudes ask Miia the !Lamiaqzl/A

She's quite the adorable trap and will gladly give you nudes

Just add her on steam or discord since she likes to send em in private ;)

You can thank me later

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

but you know what i mean

sometimes like a convo is going so good you don't need id's names or images

lol i'm getting kinda drunk

lol what do you do for 18 dollars a day?

even luka does better than that

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

My butt was stolen ages ago. If you want me to post butt, I need to find it first. So you'd better get looking.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Gilgamess makes excuses for his horribly disfigured face, more at 12

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

this also her voice is not fish-like

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

I won't lie, I'm a bit concerned.
Darn that must suck to be you.

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

I can tell lmao

So am I, I'm right there with you dude

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

No, I'm explaining basic biology and how variance works.

Dominic James
Dominic James

nice meme

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

I'm a waiter.

No not really. If you saw it you'd be glad it was gone too.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

I don't understand are you actually cute?

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

I would never lie to a Canadian, trust me

I swear on my moms life

Give the guys nudes already

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

lately my nights have been ending in tinychats with fish

please don't let that happen again

although SD was there too last time

and he is pretty cool i must say

what is your yelp rating?

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

lately my nights have been ending in tinychats with fish

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

To one who clearly didn't care, and willingly chose to seek meaningless petty insults against basic information and opinionated concepts of image.

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

I have a nice face but the body of jaba the hut

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

lately my nights have been ending in tinychats with fish

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

I DON'T KNOW I'M PRETTY SURE I'M TERRIBLE THOUGH.

As much as I hate not getting tips I do feel like I deserve it sometimes. I tend to fuck things up a lot.

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

one time
lately

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

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Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Fat
ARE THERE ANY CUTE PEOPLE HERE?
By the way if you're fat I doubt your face is nice tubs.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Looks like she could be axel rose's daughter.

Jace Price
Jace Price

on purpose?

oh it seemed like a lot of times

what are you doing later?

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

Only God can save you from that hell.

minus SD, obviously

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Yes hello.

No, of course not.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

neru how do you feel about the pewdiepie drams

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Check out my hairy pussy
Pretty cute right?

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

How can you be qt you have no butt!

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

the what

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

I make up for it with my AMAZING personality.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

sometimes i just don't care man

it's actually pretty nice

liberating if you will

get your shit together dude

stop checking your phone

William Powell
William Powell

Then talk to me. and post nudes

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

just note that I said nice and not perfect

well right now it looks like I'm gonna be getting drunk and playing either darkest dungeon or halo 1

hbu?

Camden White
Camden White

people called him a nazi

and it's like a big deal on youtube

he lost his shill show

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

Are you a really ugly girl or a really ugly trap? I can't tell.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

No but really I do try my best. But I'm just a shitty faggot at everything, I guess. I make sure to ever check my phone unless I want a quick update on the time.

Okay hi. Here's nudes!

John Anderson
John Anderson

not playing that and getting drunk

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

why do you ask?

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

That's called being drunk

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

HOLY HECK THAT'S LEWD MY DUDE

James Bailey
James Bailey

Yeah right? So, whaddya say? Are we best friends now or WHAT.

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

Yes please, but you have to let me lick your feet in a non-gay non-sexual friend way.

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

He's a fat dude.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

yeah there's nothing less appealing to an employer than checking your phone

unless checking your phone is a part of your job of course

no real reason

yeah it's pretty nice like letting loose

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

He doesn't look fat, but black clothes are a fatties best friend.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Also I need people to play For Honour with.

Deal. No idea why you'd want it to not be gay though? Isn't licking feet gay? I don't think you could manage it any other way.

Mhhnnn.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

me every time I drink

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

He doesn't look fat

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

HE BOUGHT FOR HONOUR
never mind you're not my friend now.
He really doesn't. Must be angle or something.

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

New.

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

oh so i got perma'd again from lewds

this time for advertising

the board didn't have a fucking post for a day so i thought it was dead

nope

hashtag bam

'nother perma

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

this is the most slimming outfit I have

I'm 5'5

I weigh 216 pounds

I am FAT

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

jews ruin everything