uguu
Uguu
That happens sometimes, not a big fan of it either.
hgdchjgdjgdj
Gay thread is gay.
Have you not only been at that job for a few months now though?
They probably are. You should not trust Gabe. He thrives off your money and will one day eat the planet mistaking the greenery for cash.
Was it nice? :3
I don't want to live on a planet without gast computers.
I was listening to that channel yesterday.
it was okay. I drank way too much. I think I'll probably be sick tomorrow.
Lol nah not there
Over half a year. And I got the job for a reason
I think the comic is hilarious.
I'm feelin lewd boyyyy
Cup when you're hungover and you puke the next day doesn't your long ugly hair get in the way?
Have you ever gotten puke on it?
talk to colbert
he is posting a bisex unicorn
Soraka is canonically female
I've never gotten puke in my hair. I usually have it in a pony tail.
I know exactly which song you mean ^^
Baka, drink some water
I think I'm gonna try and sleep for an hour
colbert is best when he gets dumped and is all depressed tbh
cuppers*
Do you have it uploaded somewhere?
Puking is for the weak, feeling like puking is another thing, but it never happens.
Shots fucking fired.
I've been drinking water for like a solid hour
I will take you to a better world, Goggles. Shh.
Well share more of yourself and I might know this stuff! I am a drunk not a mind reader.
remember when like cuppers got dumped and cried for like 6 months
remind me never to date cuppers- said every gay guy ever
Lo-fi Hip Hop is fucking garbage
Ah, makes sense
Must get hot af during the summer with all that hair
I've been slowly opening up over the years
it's pretty bad, yeah. but I have ac and lots of fans.
Well you have really nice taste.
Will I be happy?
Opening your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sotopls.
...
Open up and spread em.
We all will be. With great laptops great computers and Flash speed internet.
...
chuck work it's legit my birthday
can i guilt you into a reply?
i would reply on yours
That is not a no.
...
...
I mean, if you're going to be a dick we can talk about your cat.
colbert trying to explain being kinda in the closet is hilarious
...
What happened to his cat?
He didn't take the bait sadly
That's good
Must be hell over there
Oh but on the contrary
If I wake up feeling like shit and feel like puking I go to the bathroom, take a piss, flush, ready my body, finger ready and shove it down my throat, purge everything until stomach is empty
I then wash my face with cold water brush my teeth, chug a bottle of water then take an aspirin
That's how you get rid of any hangover in 30 mins, even if its a horrible one
JUST 30 MINUTES
i don't remember even coming at you
sure go for it
then we can talk about you fucking a dog and loving it
Don't hurt Ian's feelings. he's fragile.
How boring.
I'm just saying man. You don't need to always try to go after people.
bump
It was amazing. The heat. The pleasure.
The RAW animalistic power.
Y'all niggas is weird.
Well we can make Sci unhappy and any person related to ISIS. I'm chill with a world like that.
Do not make me spray you with the squirt bottle.
tried using a brush in the shower but it didn't go that well
just made me feel like I had diarrhea for 5 minutes
it felt nice at first but once it was in all the way I couldn't really do much with it.
guess I need a real dick and a little bit of weed to show me a good time
am i going after people?
hey slut
God damn it Darwin
I'm not any in the closet tho
Cute
I hope a giant scorpion pierces your jugular with its giant stinger
What?
...
My masochistic nature would cause me to become erect.
Cup in this instance.
you're loud and proud?
my bad
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
it's funny cos it's true
oh cup needs to be checked
I don't really think I'm either of those but...
...
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FISH JUST POST NEWDS ALREADY SO WE CAN ALL THROW UP AND FEEL BAD ABOUT OUT BODY IMAGES
sorry but I can't come up with a video of me using a random object around the house as a dildo
think I might just get a vibrator
our*
I can supply the rek if you know what I mean.
I'm pretty sure 99.9% of men find you disgusting too
You are already giving in. My job is half done.
So... Shoot you more with the squirt bottle??
ugh
i do knot know
Is this experience talking?
I'm your ally, relax.
I don't care about sci, though.
You started this
Now make it stop
This is worse than Alice being mod tbh
Who doesn't love yuri?
I have no allies, I'm a lone wanderer
Take the nozzle off and put it in my ass and squeeze.
Wait. No. Leave the nozzle on.
and... ignored
alcohol feels good
but I wish I had weed
...
Well I have been a witness to at least a couple of his antics so you could say that.
sorry you cant handle a beautiful woman
How dare you appropriate my culture.
Cool it, Luka.
I'm getting use to auto scroll.
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you could move in with me
i have hella ravioli cans
and also some weed
and i think that gender fluid is actually a real thing
Okay that sounds really cool.. but like I'm on your side.
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
Just let it be known that in the wasteland, no one is on anyone's side
I won't go into details.
I think you need my glasses more than I do
see this is why no one wants to let you live with them
you're not adaptable
Neither does anyone else. That is in fact the point.
Fair point.
That sounds like it would do damage unimaginable.
y-you have ravioli?
Good, because you really shouldn't
...
p sure we have the same frames
He won't fit either
y-yeah
you interest in the leftover cans?
...
bad-dragon.com
I put this in my ass for fun.
Do you think I'm that weak?
I'll admit the allure of ravioli has me infatuated at the moment
I'm very drunk and very hungry
I have some pizza bites
think I'll make some of those
he won't fit in an apt?
fuck i laughed
i feel like fish would post open ass for just a half can at this point
...
That does not have edges that will cut and tear.
bump
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I'm a camslut at heart but don't have the courage or body to make money from it
Do you know how dangerous it can be to take something that big?
I'm almost considered legally blind without my glasses
My eyesight is complete shit, I'll be blind by the time I'm an old man if I actually get to live up to that age lmao
Its bad.
I can't get certain kinds of frames cause my lens are really thick, they look bulletproof lmao
I feel like puking throughout the day, until I eat some greasy food and it's gone just like that.
post a full nude
Stop.
Ian, do you think you could trust yourself out in the wasteland?
mine is for driving. need to be able to read signs and whatnot
I trust no one but myself
get a monocle so you can train one eye while still being able to see. then swap eyes with the monocle
in case you faggot niggers didn't know
No I have not ever taken even something a portion of that size up my ass. So no, I do not.
I would assume kind of very but I also did not pay entire attention in most of health class.
god damn clear that shit
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I am too drunk to take images now
being tech support is a hell that i would wish on nobody
FUCK
ECHO o o o
??
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lol
nini
you do it cuz ur a masochistic cunt that likes to feel like a god amongst men
oh hi
nini
l8r
yeah.
People commenting on this video about how she was the hardest boss
And I beat her on my first ever try
I am SO proud of myself
you fired up about john wick 2?
But will your fortitude and resolve stay intact?
Your morals, your ethics? Beliefs?
lmao wut
So I'm assuming you're nearsighted then
You instantly feel better after puking out all the bad stuff but boy does it feel like shit puking and getting those dry heaves that tense up your stomach
You also sweat like a mad man
My legit alcoholic friend showed me that trick cause the morning after every party he would be like nothing happened while everyone else is dying and he'd go back to drinking lmao
Its true tho lmao
the ending of witcher 3 really makes me want to play dark souls tbh
There are several endings both to the main game and the longer DLC.
What are those?
I bought a PS4 just to play Bloodborne
BECAUSE I HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY
yeah that's why i fucking laughed
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echo based his online persona off a b-side eminem song
then like started trying to fuck kids with the chloe community
at some point him and stubtle were accepted among other pedophiles in the animus community
Tell me what character to get on, I'll play right now if you want
Ian....
Got to hate that feeling when you feel so damn warm all the time when just sitting stationary and nothing makes you feel better.
Best part of the day
brb
It's too late to play.
Are you stupid?
Think before you speak.
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i havent even watched John Wick 1
DOES NOT COMPUTE
It's like I work a factory job that makes me work 6 days a week.
TP, make a tinychat.
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I mean the fights with imlerith and eredin made me want to play dark souls because the first time around I got my ass fucking destroyed by imlerith but after I did the DLCs I was so overleveled imlerith died in like 30 seconds
gonna do new game plus after I finish darkest dungeon
...
eh
...
Happy birthday TP
really?
it's a good watch
I think you would commit suicide in no time at all.
thanks alexis
Hey you like the random overwatch clips right?
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I am very resilient and adaptive
Suicide is a very much last resort
FUCK YOU
I WANNA DRUNK TALK TO PEOPLE
(((DEPRESSED REE)))
hold on lol
happy b day.
yeah?
what do you mean? :)
Well maybe your mental strength could hold up but you would physically give up.
Nah, not really. Mind over matter and all that
This was why.
What, you mean Australia?
this is boring as shit
princess fish trap demands more people
I don't want to TC.
Tell him to post new nudes.
ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS
Big bob would feed you a cock meat sandwich with extra mayo.
It's not that bad but I survive.
I'm trying to EAT.
:D
adorable potg thingy!
you shot a person and blinked into an op sticky grenado and EZ rewind!
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My timing is perfect.
I hope Chris is eating a nice meaty hot dog
IAN.
omg.
Yeah I was trying to protect my friend there that got sleeped and since it was mystery heroes I wanted to get rid of the ult as fast as I could.
It was a hard defense to pull off so I did not expect to survive long as Tracer.
I boost the power of my STAB moves by 1.33% ;)
Lol it's funny because penis.
Is it too late to make an Ethy joke?
I don't even know what joke you could make here.
don't sleep yet
Because Ethy has a penis?
WHAT !!!!????
I'm not up to date on pokemon. Something some Z-move dance.
How's the temperature?
Amanda does NOT HAVE A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21C, it's raining
why are u usa?
CRAZY, RIGHT?!
Adaptability has been around since Gen3 friendo
SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL HARD FEMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No need to overdo it.
mystery heros is soo fun!
such mystery~
what if i tell you, I'm in US right now
Sorry.
where@ :V
How do you have it cooler....
HOW
I think I played gen 2.... I'm not so hip these days. I just ride a skateboard n stuff.
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mmmmnn.. near your house perhaps, who knows
I saw the news, 45 in some regions..
They are suddenly way hotter then.
????
you know if you were i would run on over and give u a big hug
It is decent enough.
...
I could still probably beat you up.
Invite me over.
THe They word
It'd probably look like this
hugs and love pls!
:D
What is this THe meme
I prepped most of the shit for sandwiches and found guac then found a pot full of Deviled Shrimp
I can't put this shit away since its already out and chopped up
fml
I'm happy to hear that ^^
come over, clockwork
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:DDDD
yes!!!
♥
ty
how are you doing btw?
i just wish it were true ;-;
That's not fair... I never even liked that shitty movie.
Should I bring a cadbury favorites?
Nini
Oh shit is that me?
Lexi do you still identify as a guy?
I am alright, drunk but yeah. You?
Are you still sober soto?
you_irl
:O
woah savage angry ruby!?
i'm jus hungry myself.. friday night drinking?
Is he ever?
someday bebop, let's hope we still in contact by then
it's going to melt in the airport!
:3
sorry, but i needed this
Yeah.
There's 3 beers and a bottle of wine in the fridge
I'm eating though, when I'm finished I'll probably have a glass
Why are you so fixated on me drinking anyways?
Its kinda annoying tbh
Then I might have to postpone the trip until I can find a suitable gift for you.
When he wakes up on sunday morning.
Oh sorry I won't annoy you again.
Both lewd and savage. It is a scene regarding the books Blake reads.
Makes sense.
only time will telll
lol
i wanna be blake! or maybe.. uh blondie.
._.
why is it called 2nd GIG
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Am bed. Night all.
Both are perverts, Yang pervs on all the men and women. blake reads porn shit and has a monkey lover.
Alice wants to change the admin password and lock you out, is that possible?
Goodnight.
uguu
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wat
Huh?
We're almost always at #1 or #2.
I am bored as fuck join us for this shitposting adventure
hey lexi
that fail trap fish and i are in tiny
care to join?
meow
marry me
:3
yo am what up nigga
That's cool. Do new people come here often?
nyah~
oh you're from America? why are you hiding your flag?
kiss
Not really, no. For the most part it's just a revolving door situation with the same people coming and going.
:)
why is jewtube trying to advertise youtube red to me
To get your shekels, goy.
shrekles
ya but whats the point of youtube red
i got a theme for it to make it black anyways
It gets rid of ads (Pffft), lets you save a video and watch it offline later, and allows you to listen to videos on your phone with the screen off.
there are legal workarounds for all these things
Si
cat*
Oh damn, I thought thread died
I'm back from saving a bunch of memes and reaction images
I'm fuckin ready to shitpost now fam
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Was the thread not updating for you?
kys
I finished fatassing my sandwich and thread was dead for a while so I went on my other board and said hi to my other friends.
It gets boring pretty quickly there though
So I came back
no
ur evil
Someone tell Mordin I didn't end up popping that bottle of wine after all
I think he needs to know
nini
well, I'm drunk as shit, just ate like 8 hot pocket bites, time to sleep
No wait
nini fags
Don't you call everyone evil who doesn't think a fat NEET guy is a lesbian?
wait no
ur wrong and bad
What will make you face reality?
No wonder you're that size
When his parents die and they cut off his gubbermint bucks
i wont fall for ur trix, and ur false reality
How is you not being a functioning member of society a false reality?
no, ur making thigns up
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woof woof
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spektikcals are cute on pretty ladys.
List some achievements and impacts you have.
i beat asasins creed and 2 and the spinoff!
and got the dna sequence 9 achievement!
In what way does that contribute to society?
i have 200 hours of unlogged community service
i built up that towns society with asasinantions and upgraded the shops so i could get that kewl outfit.
Kill me
That is not the real world. That has no effect on your surroundings. It doesn't provide income. It doesn't provide a service. It doesn't do anything at all. What have you done ever that has been a positive influence on your area or friends that aren't online?
You need antipsychotics if you're not able to differentiate reality and fiction.
Do it yourself.
alchemist post tummy
Who the fuck are you?
no u
ex d
hmm... i played billards with them, and stayed their freind.
your WORST NIGHTMARE
post tummy
I can't, I'm lazy
God help you.
squash pls go
He's Zach.
im not religious....
._.
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Or very smart.
Same.
That does not benefit your community, be it city, country, or humanity. What have you done that has ever contributed to something rather than be a detriment to it?
Luka is just trolling you guys
He is well aware he is a failure and a waste of space but he's too lazy to do anything about it.
He just acts dumb and pretty much panhandles on the internet with his girl persona and never breaks character cause if he does no one will ever give him shit again.
The best thing to do is just bully the shit out of him or ignore him
The "Do not feed the animals" rule applies here.
It's easier to kill someone else than yourself
Hello Zachary.
no u
i didn't do anything bad.
He should simply be banned to force him from this place so he at least has whatever tinge of motivation to rejoin society.
Other people fight back.
Perpetually draining governmental social services is doing net harm.
hey cutie, howl are you doin
Not if they're lazy
no
ur skewed.
:)
woof woof
i'm comfy.
Brushing teeth and getting ready for bed now. Aren't you up awfully late?
Whatever, I'll think about it.
Are you gonna post your tummy or not?
I hope you die via a fiery death
this is normal, we have been over this. Brush your teeth with this DICK
nope
i cant die.
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How is you draining from programs you're not paying into not a bad thing?
No, fuck that.
Let him keep doing this, preferably for years.
The true punishment will come when he isn't eligible for welfare and his parents won't support their 35 year old son anymore so he's going to have to actually look for a job at that age with no work experience and probably start at a temp agency working for minimum wage doing hard labor wishing he actually did go to school or did something when he was younger and he will keep working at that shitty position till he dies or he might just give up, quit, and commit suicide cause he can't deal with the harsh reality.
Or at least I hope it goes that way lol
You were up when I got home from class earlier too I think? When I was playing the meme game.
Why on earth would I do that.
maybe? I have no idea. I woke up 12 hours ago
Hell if I know. Apparently you can just command people to do that nowadays, though.
is dis a bully dread
ur making up stuff
Trudeau's Canada looks like they'll support everyone's refusal to work considering they have one of the lowest employment participation rates.
This was more like 22 hours ago. Yesterday morning to you. it was 2 PM for me.
You are an infuriating person.
How is it making anything up?
In what way do you pay taxes?
"Alternative facts."
Sales tax on Subway.
What sort of slut do I come off as, god.
What's your guys opinion on Dance Gavin Dance?
I used to be an edgy faggot and listen to them in HS
I still kinda do even though screamo is gay af but then again I like traps so its okay I guess
This track doesn't have any screamo parts which is why I like it a bit more than other tracks
ur the one getting mad
no tax
Yes. That is what my statement means.
Yes, you not paying taxes means you're not paying into the healthcare you receive nor stipends for food.
Quit making stuff up.
Oh cool my name appeared for once
Oh well
I believe in Karma so I'm sure he'll get what's coming to him
Dont stress out over some fat Canadian guy on the internet, its bad for your health
and its gone
you shouldn't let it defeat you.
wat r stip pends?? ._.
It hasn't came back to bite him yet and he's what, 30?
That makes absolutely no sense.
How many fucking chromosomes do you have
then I slept like right after that or something
a cute one ;)
I dunno
I dont really know how old he is
All I know is that he has really shit taste in Anime
why are u sooo mad?
._.
i have google chrome!
Because you understand nothing.
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Luka can you give me the recipe to your Mac and Cheese with hot dogs in it?
You wonder if his parents call him once a month and just ask, "Hey, Andrew. So have you done anything at all this month?" and if he just responds with "bump".
The question still stands. What have you paid into in order to receive those benefits?
They either disowned him or wish he were dead lol
He probably tries to call them but they dont answer cause they know he is just gonna ask for money
lmao what a fucking failure
understand what?
no
ur all mean
If only we lived in such glorious welfare states.
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You fat piece of shit I need that recipe in my life
You are like the Gordon Ramsey of homeless people
Dont be a Jew and give it to me
I'll buy it off you for 20 cents
Gimme your paypal
I wouldn't want that
Then I would become a lazy piece of shit and my biggest fear would come true
I'd get fat
At least all this work keeps me in tip top shape so I can thrust like a fuckin champ and slay those boipussys
I thought your biggest fear in that situation would be losing all self-respect.
You can't lose what you dont have
Savage.
Where did everyone go anyways?
I assume asleep. I attempted that as well and failed. I would say they have plans tomorrow but none of us have lives.
Mordin pls response
Wait
waiting
Ikt post Bahn mÃ
I dont really have much to do tomorrow
Gonna go out for drinks in the late afternoon so I'm fine
About the same. Have to meet someone in the afternoon to give them something I've been holding on to.
Two girls holding hands.png
two hands holding girls
Autistic screeching
one hand pressed against tummy other hand pulling on arm in rhythm with thrust
But that might imply lewd interaction.
ikt post boipussy
i want lewd interactions
tis tbh
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Basically me in highschool.
The girl, I mean.
I wasn't the autistic kid trying to make friends with everyone.
Which were you?
Socks is nuts.
He's like a Metal Gear Solid villian, but doesn't really do evil shit.
Sober, drunk or high; I can't make sense or roll with it.
double dutch rudder?
*Brushes your hair*
Socks as in our Socks?
Our 'I put my nemesis' soul in a pitbull terrier' Socks
Socks, whose babbling madness puts my verbal garbage to shame.
'The one who has no shit, yet he must post'
Test
How do you know Socks?
And who are you again?
God damn it kanra
SCANNER.
I seen you in other threads.
I've seen you in /ssft/.
I see all.
Everyone knows me for some reason.
...
I was the cunt threatening people with physical violence if they got too friendly too quick.
I got the mad man on steam.
And wait for my dealer to bring my weed and have a right ol' time watching him spam my friendchat.
not lewd
why would you add socks on steam? whats the point of personal spam
Why do I have mormons terroring me?
Why am I stoned 24/7?
Why have I got a steam group solely to invite people into my house to get drunk and rek stuff?
How did I lose a lasagna?
I am not a bright man.
skewts. don't worry about alice. adversary is a good way to bring people together.
Unless someone else is using my goddamed avatar, that shouldn't be the case.
Socks is certainly a character. Not an idiot either, which is a plus.
Know what kinda weed you're getting?
My life is like a playthrough of Space Station 13.
People tell me what to do, and everyone is a clown and fighting each other while everything turns to shit.
Dunno, anything that burns and fucks up proper?
He keeps forgetting to deal me some so it must be good.
You're aware of your dimness
Im going to ruin this place
When I picked up and smoked, I was in BC. Had a list of contacts. Different prices for different stuff. I was allowed to be picky. Didn't understand my privlege til I left.
Regardless: save for a vape. A good way to save money and your lungs.
Yeah. It sucks.
Not unless I do so first.
I use a shitty pipe that destroys my throat, so I let my dealers roll joints and smoke in mine if they roll me a joint.
Animus too will come to pass... not with a bang but a whimper.
Remedy this sorry situation.
Wait what did you mean by lose a lasagna
so this is what female autism looks like
Lets fuck this shit up
I was high.
I microwaved a lasagna.
Ordered a takeaway, forgetting the lasagna.
The lasagna isn't in the microwave.
It could be anywhere. Or I could've ate it.
I was on valium too so I could've lost my memory.
At least I'm not drunk anymore.
Analyze your next few shits
But I'm sober. ;-;
Shitting water one point, that's the last thing I remember.
autism
Please no, we got enough already.
time to hunt ginger cats
NO
We all know who would be on the highest end of the specturm.
But who would be on the lowest?
i have no money for skellige
...
spent it all on booze for regeneration because bread is for puccis and Geralt doesn't eat raw meat.
...
YES
DADDY HUNGERS
That'a guy.
...
I'm going to say the least autistic people here are... probably Soto someone that posts so infrequently and has an active, thriving social life, that his name escapes me.
*Soto and
I'm gonna look to see if I really lost this lasagna.
Brb.
Im not autism
Found the remains of the lasagna.
Guess I ate it.
thats what he wants you to think
Did the iwannafuckyoumu.net domain die
This one is dumb because don't they usually end up killing shooting themselves before the cops can
You are dumb
You're smart!
Ya loyal
I appreciate that
You're a proper spacker though, so that's close.
Reeeee
You are a teensy bit.
...
no u
Rapeable
Oh. Almost definitely.
...
Is that an invitation to have my way with you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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Brb need to look at pictures in sequence while performing physical activity
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