Uguu

William Bailey
William Bailey

uguu

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Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

That happens sometimes, not a big fan of it either.

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

hgdchjgdjgdj

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Gay thread is gay.

Have you not only been at that job for a few months now though?

They probably are. You should not trust Gabe. He thrives off your money and will one day eat the planet mistaking the greenery for cash.

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Was it nice? :3

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

I don't want to live on a planet without gast computers.

I was listening to that channel yesterday.

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

it was okay. I drank way too much. I think I'll probably be sick tomorrow.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

ALA

Lol nah not there

Over half a year. And I got the job for a reason

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

I think the comic is hilarious.

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

I'm feelin lewd boyyyy

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Cup when you're hungover and you puke the next day doesn't your long ugly hair get in the way?

Have you ever gotten puke on it?

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

talk to colbert

he is posting a bisex unicorn

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

bisex

Soraka is canonically female

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

I've never gotten puke in my hair. I usually have it in a pony tail.

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

I know exactly which song you mean ^^

Baka, drink some water
I think I'm gonna try and sleep for an hour

Jose Young
Jose Young

colbert is best when he gets dumped and is all depressed tbh

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

cuppers*

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

Do you have it uploaded somewhere?

Puking is for the weak, feeling like puking is another thing, but it never happens.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

your long ugly hair
Shots fucking fired.

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

I've been drinking water for like a solid hour

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

I will take you to a better world, Goggles. Shh.

Well share more of yourself and I might know this stuff! I am a drunk not a mind reader.

David Barnes
David Barnes

remember when like cuppers got dumped and cried for like 6 months

remind me never to date cuppers- said every gay guy ever

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

Lo-fi Hip Hop is fucking garbage

Ah, makes sense
Must get hot af during the summer with all that hair

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

I've been slowly opening up over the years

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

it's pretty bad, yeah. but I have ac and lots of fans.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Well you have really nice taste.

Will I be happy?

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

Opening your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

Not liking Lo-Fi Hip Hop
Sotopls.

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

Open up and spread em.

We all will be. With great laptops great computers and Flash speed internet.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

chuck work it's legit my birthday

can i guilt you into a reply?

i would reply on yours

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

That is not a no.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

I mean, if you're going to be a dick we can talk about your cat.

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

colbert trying to explain being kinda in the closet is hilarious

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

What happened to his cat?

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

He didn't take the bait sadly

That's good
Must be hell over there

Oh but on the contrary

If I wake up feeling like shit and feel like puking I go to the bathroom, take a piss, flush, ready my body, finger ready and shove it down my throat, purge everything until stomach is empty

I then wash my face with cold water brush my teeth, chug a bottle of water then take an aspirin

That's how you get rid of any hangover in 30 mins, even if its a horrible one

JUST 30 MINUTES

David Williams
David Williams

i don't remember even coming at you

sure go for it

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

then we can talk about you fucking a dog and loving it

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

Don't hurt Ian's feelings. he's fragile.

How boring.

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

I'm just saying man. You don't need to always try to go after people.

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

bump

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

It was amazing. The heat. The pleasure.
The RAW animalistic power.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Y'all niggas is weird.

John Moore
John Moore

Well we can make Sci unhappy and any person related to ISIS. I'm chill with a world like that.

Do not make me spray you with the squirt bottle.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

tried using a brush in the shower but it didn't go that well

just made me feel like I had diarrhea for 5 minutes

it felt nice at first but once it was in all the way I couldn't really do much with it.

guess I need a real dick and a little bit of weed to show me a good time

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

am i going after people?
hey slut

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

God damn it Darwin

I'm not any in the closet tho

Cute

I hope a giant scorpion pierces your jugular with its giant stinger

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

What?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

>>>>>/Grim/

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

My masochistic nature would cause me to become erect.

Cup in this instance.

John Ward
John Ward

you're loud and proud?

my bad

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

it's funny cos it's true

Robert Young
Robert Young

oh cup needs to be checked

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

I don't really think I'm either of those but...

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

tfw dickboi is working/schooling all the time and never has the time to fuck me
tfw find 99.9% of men disgusting but I crave cock so much

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

FISH JUST POST NEWDS ALREADY SO WE CAN ALL THROW UP AND FEEL BAD ABOUT OUT BODY IMAGES

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

sorry but I can't come up with a video of me using a random object around the house as a dildo

think I might just get a vibrator

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

our*

Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

I can supply the rek if you know what I mean.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

I'm pretty sure 99.9% of men find you disgusting too

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

You are already giving in. My job is half done.

So... Shoot you more with the squirt bottle??

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

ugh

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

i do knot know

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

Is this experience talking?

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

I'm your ally, relax.

I don't care about sci, though.

Michael White
Michael White

You started this

Now make it stop

This is worse than Alice being mod tbh

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Who doesn't love yuri?

I have no allies, I'm a lone wanderer

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Take the nozzle off and put it in my ass and squeeze.
Wait. No. Leave the nozzle on.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

and... ignored

Sebastian Gray
Sebastian Gray

alcohol feels good

but I wish I had weed

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

Well I have been a witness to at least a couple of his antics so you could say that.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

sorry you cant handle a beautiful woman

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

How dare you appropriate my culture.

Cool it, Luka.
I'm getting use to auto scroll.

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

you could move in with me

i have hella ravioli cans

and also some weed

and i think that gender fluid is actually a real thing

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

Okay that sounds really cool.. but like I'm on your side.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

and i think that gender fluid is actually a real thing

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

Just let it be known that in the wasteland, no one is on anyone's side

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

I won't go into details.

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

I think you need my glasses more than I do

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

see this is why no one wants to let you live with them

you're not adaptable

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Neither does anyone else. That is in fact the point.

Fair point.

That sounds like it would do damage unimaginable.

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

y-you have ravioli?

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

Good, because you really shouldn't

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

p sure we have the same frames

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

He won't fit either

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

y-yeah

you interest in the leftover cans?

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/large-can_full.jpg

I put this in my ass for fun.
Do you think I'm that weak?

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

I'll admit the allure of ravioli has me infatuated at the moment

I'm very drunk and very hungry

I have some pizza bites

think I'll make some of those

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

he won't fit in an apt?

fuck i laughed

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

i feel like fish would post open ass for just a half can at this point

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

That does not have edges that will cut and tear.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

bump

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

I'm a camslut at heart but don't have the courage or body to make money from it

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

Do you know how dangerous it can be to take something that big?

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

I'm almost considered legally blind without my glasses
My eyesight is complete shit, I'll be blind by the time I'm an old man if I actually get to live up to that age lmao

Its bad.
I can't get certain kinds of frames cause my lens are really thick, they look bulletproof lmao

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

I feel like puking throughout the day, until I eat some greasy food and it's gone just like that.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

post a full nude

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

Stop.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Ian, do you think you could trust yourself out in the wasteland?

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

mine is for driving. need to be able to read signs and whatnot

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

I trust no one but myself

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

get a monocle so you can train one eye while still being able to see. then swap eyes with the monocle

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

in case you faggot niggers didn't know

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

No I have not ever taken even something a portion of that size up my ass. So no, I do not.
I would assume kind of very but I also did not pay entire attention in most of health class.

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

god damn clear that shit

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

I am too drunk to take images now

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

being tech support is a hell that i would wish on nobody

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

FUCK

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

ECHO o o o

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

??

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

lol

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

nini

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

you do it cuz ur a masochistic cunt that likes to feel like a god amongst men

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

oh hi

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

nini

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

l8r

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

yeah.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

People commenting on this video about how she was the hardest boss

And I beat her on my first ever try

I am SO proud of myself

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

you fired up about john wick 2?

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

But will your fortitude and resolve stay intact?
Your morals, your ethics? Beliefs?

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

lmao wut

So I'm assuming you're nearsighted then

You instantly feel better after puking out all the bad stuff but boy does it feel like shit puking and getting those dry heaves that tense up your stomach
You also sweat like a mad man

My legit alcoholic friend showed me that trick cause the morning after every party he would be like nothing happened while everyone else is dying and he'd go back to drinking lmao

Its true tho lmao

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

tfw no pS4 to play bloodborne
the ending of witcher 3 really makes me want to play dark souls tbh

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

the ending of witcher 3
There are several endings both to the main game and the longer DLC.

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

What are those?

I bought a PS4 just to play Bloodborne

BECAUSE I HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

yeah that's why i fucking laughed

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Ian still hasnt' played Bloodborne with you

William Cruz
William Cruz

echo based his online persona off a b-side eminem song

then like started trying to fuck kids with the chloe community

at some point him and stubtle were accepted among other pedophiles in the animus community

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Tell me what character to get on, I'll play right now if you want

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

Ian....

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

Got to hate that feeling when you feel so damn warm all the time when just sitting stationary and nothing makes you feel better.

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Best part of the day

brb

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

It's too late to play.
Are you stupid?

Think before you speak.

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

i havent even watched John Wick 1

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

too late
weekends

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

It's like I work a factory job that makes me work 6 days a week.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

TP, make a tinychat.

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

I mean the fights with imlerith and eredin made me want to play dark souls because the first time around I got my ass fucking destroyed by imlerith but after I did the DLCs I was so overleveled imlerith died in like 30 seconds

gonna do new game plus after I finish darkest dungeon

tfw darkest dungeon save got erased so you have to start from the beginning

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

eh

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

tffw he's gonna get used to Souls combat then transition to Bloodborne

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

tinychat.com/scootadoot

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

Happy birthday TP

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

really?

it's a good watch

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

I think you would commit suicide in no time at all.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

thanks alexis <4

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

Hey you like the random overwatch clips right?

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

I am very resilient and adaptive

Suicide is a very much last resort

and Squash still won't play with me

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

NOBODY ON TINYCHAT

FUCK YOU

I WANNA DRUNK TALK TO PEOPLE

(((DEPRESSED REE)))

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

hold on lol

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

happy b day.

yeah?

what do you mean? :)

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

Well maybe your mental strength could hold up but you would physically give up.

Ian Long
Ian Long

Nah, not really. Mind over matter and all that

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

This was why.

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

the wasteland

What, you mean Australia?

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

this is boring as shit

princess fish trap demands more people

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

I don't want to TC.

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

Tell him to post new nudes.

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Big bob would feed you a cock meat sandwich with extra mayo.

It's not that bad but I survive.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

I'm trying to EAT.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

:D
adorable potg thingy!
you shot a person and blinked into an op sticky grenado and EZ rewind!

John Hughes
John Hughes

my greatest power is adaptability

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

My timing is perfect.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

I hope Chris is eating a nice meaty hot dog

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

IAN.

omg.

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

Yeah I was trying to protect my friend there that got sleeped and since it was mystery heroes I wanted to get rid of the ult as fast as I could.
It was a hard defense to pull off so I did not expect to survive long as Tracer.

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

I boost the power of my STAB moves by 1.33% ;)

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

Lol it's funny because penis.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

Is it too late to make an Ethy joke?

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

I don't even know what joke you could make here.

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

don't sleep yet

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Because Ethy has a penis?

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

WHAT !!!!????

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

I'm not up to date on pokemon. Something some Z-move dance.

How's the temperature?

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

Amanda does NOT HAVE A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

21C, it's raining

David Wood
David Wood

why are u usa?

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

CRAZY, RIGHT?!

Adaptability has been around since Gen3 friendo

SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL HARD FEMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

No need to overdo it.

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

mystery heros is soo fun!
such mystery~

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

what if i tell you, I'm in US right now

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

Sorry.

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

[email protected] :V

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

How do you have it cooler....
HOW

I think I played gen 2.... I'm not so hip these days. I just ride a skateboard n stuff.

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

mmmmnn.. near your house perhaps, who knows

I saw the news, 45 in some regions..

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

They are suddenly way hotter then.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

????
you know if you were i would run on over and give u a big hug

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

It is decent enough.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

they

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

I could still probably beat you up.

Invite me over.

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

THe They word

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

It'd probably look like this

youtu.be/RI0i_tL-8aU?t=2m32s

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

hugs and love pls!
:D

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

What is this THe meme

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

I prepped most of the shit for sandwiches and found guac then found a pot full of Deviled Shrimp

I can't put this shit away since its already out and chopped up

fml

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

I'm happy to hear that ^^

come over, clockwork

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

:DDDD
yes!!!

ty

how are you doing btw?

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

i just wish it were true ;-;

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

That's not fair... I never even liked that shitty movie.

Should I bring a cadbury favorites?

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Nini <3

But I already said my ninis.

I'll be in bed on my phone for a bit

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

Oh shit is that me?

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

Lexi do you still identify as a guy?

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright


I am alright, drunk but yeah. You?

Joseph King
Joseph King

Are you still sober soto?

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

you_irl

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

:O
woah savage angry ruby!?

i'm jus hungry myself.. friday night drinking?

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

Is he ever?

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

someday bebop, let's hope we still in contact by then

it's going to melt in the airport!

:3
sorry, but i needed this

Benjamin Robinson
Benjamin Robinson

Yeah.

There's 3 beers and a bottle of wine in the fridge
I'm eating though, when I'm finished I'll probably have a glass
Why are you so fixated on me drinking anyways?
Its kinda annoying tbh

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Then I might have to postpone the trip until I can find a suitable gift for you.

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

When he wakes up on sunday morning.
Oh sorry I won't annoy you again.

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

Both lewd and savage. It is a scene regarding the books Blake reads.

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

Makes sense.

William Powell
William Powell

only time will telll

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

lol

i wanna be blake! or maybe.. uh blondie.
._.

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

why is it called 2nd GIG

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

tfw TP drags you into a conversation about the defining moments of your life when you're just looking to get drunk and chat nonsense with other people

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

Am bed. Night all.

Both are perverts, Yang pervs on all the men and women. blake reads porn shit and has a monkey lover.

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Alice wants to change the admin password and lock you out, is that possible?

Goodnight.

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

uguu
Holla Forums
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homestuck general
/homosuck/
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Power of Shazam Storytime
/co/
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TRUMP ANNOUNCES BROMANCE WITH ABE
/pol/
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/hwndu/
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#GamerGate + #NotYourShie

You're at #1

Expect new people to come here.

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

Sleep well~

wat

John Adams
John Adams

Huh?

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

We're almost always at #1 or #2.

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

tinychat.com/scootadoot

I am bored as fuck join us for this shitposting adventure

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

hey lexi

that fail trap fish and i are in tiny

care to join?

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

meow

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

marry me

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

:3

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

yo am what up nigga

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

That's cool. Do new people come here often?

nyah~

William Roberts
William Roberts

oh you're from America? why are you hiding your flag?

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

kiss

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

Not really, no. For the most part it's just a revolving door situation with the same people coming and going.

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

:)

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

why is jewtube trying to advertise youtube red to me

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

To get your shekels, goy.

Jackson James
Jackson James

shrekles

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

ya but whats the point of youtube red
i got a theme for it to make it black anyways

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

It gets rid of ads (Pffft), lets you save a video and watch it offline later, and allows you to listen to videos on your phone with the screen off.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

there are legal workarounds for all these things

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Si

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

just in case anyone is interested

fish just vlogged about killing his car

tinychat.com/scootadoot

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

cat*

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

Oh damn, I thought thread died

I'm back from saving a bunch of memes and reaction images

I'm fuckin ready to shitpost now fam

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

Was the thread not updating for you?

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

kys

I finished fatassing my sandwich and thread was dead for a while so I went on my other board and said hi to my other friends.

It gets boring pretty quickly there though
So I came back

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

no
ur evil

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

Someone tell Mordin I didn't end up popping that bottle of wine after all

I think he needs to know

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

nini

Isaac White
Isaac White

well, I'm drunk as shit, just ate like 8 hot pocket bites, time to sleep

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

No wait

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

nini fags

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

Don't you call everyone evil who doesn't think a fat NEET guy is a lesbian?

David Reyes
David Reyes

wait no

ur wrong and bad

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

What will make you face reality?

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

8 hot pockets

No wonder you're that size

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

When his parents die and they cut off his gubbermint bucks

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

i wont fall for ur trix, and ur false reality

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

How is you not being a functioning member of society a false reality?

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

no, ur making thigns up

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

woof woof

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

spektikcals are cute on pretty ladys.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

List some achievements and impacts you have.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

i beat asasins creed and 2 and the spinoff!
and got the dna sequence 9 achievement!

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

In what way does that contribute to society?

James Bell
James Bell

i have 200 hours of unlogged community service

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

i built up that towns society with asasinantions and upgraded the shops so i could get that kewl outfit.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Kill me

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

That is not the real world. That has no effect on your surroundings. It doesn't provide income. It doesn't provide a service. It doesn't do anything at all. What have you done ever that has been a positive influence on your area or friends that aren't online?

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

You need antipsychotics if you're not able to differentiate reality and fiction.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Do it yourself.

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

alchemist post tummy

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

Who the fuck are you?

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

no u
ex d

hmm... i played billards with them, and stayed their freind.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

your WORST NIGHTMARE
post tummy

John Powell
John Powell

I can't, I'm lazy

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

God help you.

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

squash pls go

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

He's Zach.

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

im not religious....
._.

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

Or very smart.

Same.

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

That does not benefit your community, be it city, country, or humanity. What have you done that has ever contributed to something rather than be a detriment to it?

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Luka is just trolling you guys

He is well aware he is a failure and a waste of space but he's too lazy to do anything about it.

He just acts dumb and pretty much panhandles on the internet with his girl persona and never breaks character cause if he does no one will ever give him shit again.

The best thing to do is just bully the shit out of him or ignore him
The "Do not feed the animals" rule applies here.

William Miller
William Miller

It's easier to kill someone else than yourself

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

Hello Zachary.

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

no u

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

i didn't do anything bad.

John Gray
John Gray

He should simply be banned to force him from this place so he at least has whatever tinge of motivation to rejoin society.

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

Other people fight back.

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

Perpetually draining governmental social services is doing net harm.

James Butler
James Butler

hey cutie, howl are you doin

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

Not if they're lazy

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

no
ur skewed.

:)
woof woof
i'm comfy.

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

Brushing teeth and getting ready for bed now. Aren't you up awfully late?

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Whatever, I'll think about it.

Are you gonna post your tummy or not?

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

I hope you die via a fiery death

this is normal, we have been over this. Brush your teeth with this DICK

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

nope
i cant die.

Landon Green
Landon Green

How is you draining from programs you're not paying into not a bad thing?

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

No, fuck that.

Let him keep doing this, preferably for years.
The true punishment will come when he isn't eligible for welfare and his parents won't support their 35 year old son anymore so he's going to have to actually look for a job at that age with no work experience and probably start at a temp agency working for minimum wage doing hard labor wishing he actually did go to school or did something when he was younger and he will keep working at that shitty position till he dies or he might just give up, quit, and commit suicide cause he can't deal with the harsh reality.

Or at least I hope it goes that way lol

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

You were up when I got home from class earlier too I think? When I was playing the meme game.

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

Why on earth would I do that.

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

maybe? I have no idea. I woke up 12 hours ago

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Hell if I know. Apparently you can just command people to do that nowadays, though.

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

is dis a bully dread

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

ur making up stuff

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Trudeau's Canada looks like they'll support everyone's refusal to work considering they have one of the lowest employment participation rates.

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

This was more like 22 hours ago. Yesterday morning to you. it was 2 PM for me.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

You are an infuriating person.

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

How is it making anything up?
In what way do you pay taxes?

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

"Alternative facts."

James Stewart
James Stewart

Sales tax on Subway.

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

What sort of slut do I come off as, god.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

What's your guys opinion on Dance Gavin Dance?

I used to be an edgy faggot and listen to them in HS

I still kinda do even though screamo is gay af but then again I like traps so its okay I guess

This track doesn't have any screamo parts which is why I like it a bit more than other tracks

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

ur the one getting mad

Hunter James
Hunter James

no tax

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

Yes. That is what my statement means.

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Yes, you not paying taxes means you're not paying into the healthcare you receive nor stipends for food.

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

Quit making stuff up.

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

Oh cool my name appeared for once

Oh well
I believe in Karma so I'm sure he'll get what's coming to him
Dont stress out over some fat Canadian guy on the internet, its bad for your health

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

and its gone

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

you shouldn't let it defeat you.

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

wat r stip pends?? ._.

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

It hasn't came back to bite him yet and he's what, 30?

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

That makes absolutely no sense.

How many fucking chromosomes do you have

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

then I slept like right after that or something

a cute one ;)

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stipend

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

I dunno
I dont really know how old he is
All I know is that he has really shit taste in Anime

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

why are u sooo mad?
._.
i have google chrome!

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

Because you understand nothing.

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

<the stipend you'll receive as an intern will just barely cover your housing costs>

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Luka can you give me the recipe to your Mac and Cheese with hot dogs in it?

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

You wonder if his parents call him once a month and just ask, "Hey, Andrew. So have you done anything at all this month?" and if he just responds with "bump".

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

The question still stands. What have you paid into in order to receive those benefits?

Camden Long
Camden Long

implying his parents even bother with him at all at this point

They either disowned him or wish he were dead lol
He probably tries to call them but they dont answer cause they know he is just gonna ask for money

lmao what a fucking failure

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

understand what?

no
ur all mean

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

If only we lived in such glorious welfare states.

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

implying there is anything wrong with taking advantage of a shit system

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

You fat piece of shit I need that recipe in my life
You are like the Gordon Ramsey of homeless people

Dont be a Jew and give it to me
I'll buy it off you for 20 cents
Gimme your paypal

Robert White
Robert White

I wouldn't want that
Then I would become a lazy piece of shit and my biggest fear would come true

I'd get fat

At least all this work keeps me in tip top shape so I can thrust like a fuckin champ and slay those boipussys

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

I thought your biggest fear in that situation would be losing all self-respect.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

You can't lose what you dont have

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

Savage.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

Where did everyone go anyways?

James Russell
James Russell

I assume asleep. I attempted that as well and failed. I would say they have plans tomorrow but none of us have lives.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Mordin pls response

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

Wait

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

waiting

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

Ikt post Bahn mí

I dont really have much to do tomorrow
Gonna go out for drinks in the late afternoon so I'm fine

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

About the same. Have to meet someone in the afternoon to give them something I've been holding on to.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Two girls holding hands.png

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

two hands holding girls

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Autistic screeching

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

one hand pressed against tummy other hand pulling on arm in rhythm with thrust

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

But that might imply lewd interaction.

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

ikt post boipussy

James Johnson
James Johnson

i want lewd interactions

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

tis tbh

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Basically me in highschool.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

The girl, I mean.
I wasn't the autistic kid trying to make friends with everyone.

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

Which were you?

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Socks is nuts.
He's like a Metal Gear Solid villian, but doesn't really do evil shit.

Sober, drunk or high; I can't make sense or roll with it.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

double dutch rudder?

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

*Brushes your hair*

Leo Hill
Leo Hill

Socks as in our Socks?

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

Our 'I put my nemesis' soul in a pitbull terrier' Socks

Socks, whose babbling madness puts my verbal garbage to shame.

'The one who has no shit, yet he must post'

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

Test

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

How do you know Socks?

And who are you again?

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

God damn it kanra

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

SCANNER.
I seen you in other threads.
I've seen you in /ssft/.
I see all.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

Everyone knows me for some reason.

Henry Long
Henry Long

I was the cunt threatening people with physical violence if they got too friendly too quick.

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

I got the mad man on steam.
And wait for my dealer to bring my weed and have a right ol' time watching him spam my friendchat.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

not lewd

why would you add socks on steam? whats the point of personal spam

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Why do I have mormons terroring me?
Why am I stoned 24/7?
Why have I got a steam group solely to invite people into my house to get drunk and rek stuff?
How did I lose a lasagna?

I am not a bright man.

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

skewts. don't worry about alice. adversary is a good way to bring people together.

Unless someone else is using my goddamed avatar, that shouldn't be the case.

Socks is certainly a character. Not an idiot either, which is a plus.

Know what kinda weed you're getting?

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

My life is like a playthrough of Space Station 13.
People tell me what to do, and everyone is a clown and fighting each other while everything turns to shit.

Dunno, anything that burns and fucks up proper?

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

He keeps forgetting to deal me some so it must be good.

William King
William King

You're aware of your dimness

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Im going to ruin this place

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

When I picked up and smoked, I was in BC. Had a list of contacts. Different prices for different stuff. I was allowed to be picky. Didn't understand my privlege til I left.

Regardless: save for a vape. A good way to save money and your lungs.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

Yeah. It sucks.

Not unless I do so first.

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

I use a shitty pipe that destroys my throat, so I let my dealers roll joints and smoke in mine if they roll me a joint.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Animus too will come to pass... not with a bang but a whimper.

Remedy this sorry situation.

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

Wait what did you mean by lose a lasagna

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

so this is what female autism looks like

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

Lets fuck this shit up

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

I was high.
I microwaved a lasagna.
Ordered a takeaway, forgetting the lasagna.
The lasagna isn't in the microwave.

It could be anywhere. Or I could've ate it.
I was on valium too so I could've lost my memory.

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

At least I'm not drunk anymore.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

Analyze your next few shits

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

But I'm sober. ;-;

Shitting water one point, that's the last thing I remember.

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

autism

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Please no, we got enough already.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

time to hunt ginger cats

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

NO

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

We all know who would be on the highest end of the specturm.

But who would be on the lowest?

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

i have no money for skellige

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

spent it all on booze for regeneration because bread is for puccis and Geralt doesn't eat raw meat.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

YES
DADDY HUNGERS

Andrew James
Andrew James

That'a guy.

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

I'm going to say the least autistic people here are... probably Soto someone that posts so infrequently and has an active, thriving social life, that his name escapes me.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

*Soto and

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

I'm gonna look to see if I really lost this lasagna.
Brb.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

Im not autism

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

Found the remains of the lasagna.
Guess I ate it.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

thats what he wants you to think

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

Did the iwannafuckyoumu.net domain die

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

This one is dumb because don't they usually end up killing shooting themselves before the cops can

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

You are dumb

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

You're smart!

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

Ya loyal
I appreciate that

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

You're a proper spacker though, so that's close.

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Reeeee

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

You are a teensy bit.

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

no u

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

Rapeable

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

Oh. Almost definitely.

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

Is that an invitation to have my way with you

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

Austin White
Austin White

Brb need to look at pictures in sequence while performing physical activity

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

new

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