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youtu.be/KDHTwXYJ9f4
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ok

You didn't use your tag.

i am retarded FUCK

Yes.

...

...

I love you ooble.

Have you watched any of her new show "The Mick"?
I haven't but just was wondering if it was any good.

i found where you hang out today darwin


ur ok

i havent but i assume not

I'm a broken record. Work is stressful. I'm getting by with little training. Balancing legit work and stuff I shouldn't have to be doing, blah blah. I hate that you got screwed by those people when they failed to live up to their obligation.


May they have better prequel luck than Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.


Rosie's always kinda annoyed me. She coasted on good will from A League of Their Own and shilling koosh balls for years.

...

I can't believe darwin is sci irl

Actually loco deserves that btw. Karma is a bitch.
Well they already have with that iteration.
I mean it isnt hard to be more successful to be fair.

I've always hated that type of hasbeen anyways.
Just those celebs that did one thing and decades later, still exist on advertising money.
Like most professional athletes who didn't go into broadcasting or any child star.

That's just cruel.

Muh secret identity.

I don't mind if you're being a broken record. I just like talking with you.

Sorry work sucks. Hire me to do the easy stuff. You can pay me in e-hugs.

[something about staying moral, followed by the word "lads"]

...

bored

give me stuff to do

Shave your head.

shitpost on Holla Forums

none-retarded things thank you very much

pvv are a terrorist organization

shitpost on Holla Forums

he put his boy thingy in mine and we HAD SEX

True, true. So you're girl's playing Belle in BatB. Excited?


My mind works in stupid, weird ways, but you made me think of two (IMO) fascinating articles you might enjoy some time.

Hollywood Lawyer Marty Singer Can Make Any Problem Go Away—Except Bill Cosby’s

vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/02/marty-singer-hollywood-lawyer

Inside Harvey Levin's TMZ

newyorker.com/magazine/2016/02/22/inside-harvey-levins-tmz

That TMZ story in particular is interesting because it makes you wonder what TMZ could do if the writing staff went after politicians instead of celebrities. If I remember correctly, it talks about TMZ trying to set up a D.C. branch to do just that, but not being able to afford to bribe people into ratting out legislators.


I dunno. If I outsource work to you, Turmp might sanction me. :P

he fucked your penis with his penis?????

Que? Yo soy yu ess eii. Ameyrican.

Lets go drinking Sabs.

I need an adult.

y-y-y-you're cruel, t-tsuchisama...

Hm. Yeah. Excited. Nearly the weekend. Plans?

weener weener neener beener

Queso?


I want an Olympic-sized margarita.


That wasn't a very enthusiastic "excited". lol
My plans involve working Saturday morning, taking a nap, then working Saturday night. We'll see about Sunday. You?

Voy a quesar yo a ti.

Do I often not do that?

Deal, we can both get it and see who will last the night and who will be the loser!

MAGIA RECORD PV3 REEEEE
SIDE STORY AND AN RPG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vocaroo.com/i/s00YrFFMKdlw

Test

...

...

Working the entire weekend until 5pm sunday. start tomorrow 10am. have monday off then in Manc for Tegan&Sara. Pretty hype.
Im excited for the movie. But im not in the mood to get gushing about it atm.

Im not sure. a lot of people just don't,

...

Those reactions are more fun.

aha wow

...

it's true.

woof wwoof

gotta get down today

...

I'm playing overwatch for the first time since november

Neru Lulushitposting vocaroos when?

Isn't that like a Madoka mobile game or someshit?

Alice2 is laughing at Bebop's stupidity in her chat.

...

it's a RPG and spinoff series. so it's an announcement for two things that should come out the time of the 4th movie

I can believe that

is alice actually admin?

She's been doing it all day.


Yes.

delete it all

Se

why?

lol silly homura~

Hameru best ruuu

Ah
I'm not a huge fan of Madoka but some chick I know fucking bombed my fb messenger cause she's hype as shit about it.

She woke me up :(

He wants senpai to notice him.

not sure whether neko would hunt me down

how long has alice even been here for?

You can give him my address.

Ithink he still thinks you are me

Bebop called me a sick fuck cause I suggested we all bully the shit out of Alice and maybe doxx him

Eventually he's bound to break, I mean, Erin did so it shouldn't be that hard

We just gotta Maximum bully

Its like all of us against him
Oh and his chat friends too, but still

It could be pretty tanoshii seeing another mental breakdown

It will be a few days and they gonna start flooding over. We need to ditch this place

I feel bad for agreeing with soto

The Day Holla Forums Went to War

No one wants to return to the bad old days.

...

I correct his misapprehension every time, but he refuses to believe me.

I mean, it's not so much I don't like them it's the fact that who the fuck is this person? like come on, i know they've been around before but at least make urself relevant before being like 'oi call me ur overloard u neigger feggits

...

God damn stop posting rooney mara

I don't know.

Hey.... errr... y'know Pink Guy?
He has a pink Ferrari now.

Like, holy shit.

Yo quero mucho tequila.


I'm just going to gulp down as much as I can before I pass out and end up floating lifeless on the rocks.


T&S! That's gonna be a great show, Scooter. I guarantee it.


wut

you know what's also pink?
slowpoke

there you go

...

Bully as hard as you can, Soto. The bully is strong with you.


The lifeguards will save you.
I think.
Or pass out too....

Hang on, there is a shitposter war going on?

POINT ME TO THE RIGHT DIRECTION
I LIKE TO FEAST

Iwanna get good at pootoss

feast on my feet

I accidentally not typed.
They gonna kill it, I have seen the setlist. Shit is tight as fuck.

...

Both of those were pretty decent reads and honestly, it just gives you a passive indifference to it all because you know that everything about public figures is so fabricated and surgical by third parties.

Quiero mucha tequila you mean

Although you asking for tequila in babytalk is kind of cute

But you do not practice with me to accomplish it.

so much to do so much to see

Kill alice. Kill alicefags

That little Taco Bell dog was my Spanish teacher.


Mean.


Look at you, travelin' all fancy! But I know you work hard for the money so I'm glad you're treating yourself.


No one survives, but what a way to go.

There are dogs at Taco Bell?

Isn't that unsanitary

Can I be the autistic Che Guevara of Holla Forums?

I mean he's from like south or central america so it'd make sense


Bebop made him admin for nudes
Dudes crushing on him mad hard
Like not even me dude

I didn't know bebop was a boipussy afficionado


I feel bad for being right


It doesn't help all the people from Alice chat hate me lol

Well I think Dean is chill with me
Kermit still gets triggered over crying over an e-girl which is hilarious

I don't wanna ditch this place though
If we start a new board the replies are gonna be like
and that shit triggers me

Are we team posting? are you gonna be kate? and me Rooney?

...

Start from the bottom and work up man.
I would rather not post in a oppressive enviroment like alice will produce

You just need to get back up again.

YES

It will be an honor to die this way with you and several dense lifeguards.
For Honor.


You can be whatever you want, Nii sama.

touché

eets gonna be a fantastic day

maybe we should go back to Holla Forums

:(

ha

What the fuck were you even attempting to make?

A cake.

I'm out of eggs so I used vegetable oil.

symbolism at it's finest huh

thats where you went wrong you fucking idiot

yea!!

Parece un gran platano Frito jajaja


How do you like the new mod Tokes?


C-Can I be your lover?


Fuck that

We can just keep doing what we want
Alice can't do shit
The whole point is to make him abuse his power so he can get it revoked or just make him ragequit

Why couldn't Bebop just make Ian and Test mods
Boipussy 2stronk

That's a cleanest baking pan I've ever seen. You don't cook a lot do you?

I want to die

:)

POOR LOCO
WAH WAH MY LIFE IS SO HARD

It's new. I decided my cake would be the bottle to its bow.

*rub*

Is this Neko? vocaroo.com/i/s1cucwyTxBKy

You poor thing

Cheer up this is just a bad dream anyways :3

Because bebop is a cuck

Maaaaybe.


Lewd.

*squirts blood*


when do I wake up

Who's the new management anyways?

...

bump....

U_U

He just wants some e-poon


Never

...

*hysterical crying*

Post skirt and tears

Ihave no idea tbh

Wait. Why? Egg is a binder.
Eggs substitutes are proteins or protein heavy grains, mostly. Replacing it with oil doesn't really do anything.

...

Just fly to Amsterdam and do it yourself.

Ookay. I like the other one.

vocaroo.com/i/s0wBNkiSYRZK

*holds smol ruby like a tedy bear*

I'd rather suffer from some disease

bby I am the disease


kawaii desu ne ^W^


I'll fly over there just to shave his moustache

and maybe cop a feel

He was their PR guy for a while.

youtu.be/Vw-3_ze3D6Y


Oh, why not. :3


Bob and boat on the bibulous bayou!

did you see my post last night?

She was good in that movie(shooter)
And you are definitley a kate person :£

oh yeah I forgot
nevermind then

You remember how in Jackass they'd get electric clippers, walk up behind someone and shave a streak in their hair so they had to then just shave their whole head?
Do that to Tokai.

Remind me to fucking shoot Mordin for having an atrocity like this shit

Fucking Bananas

I thought oil would hold it together better than water. Which it did. Only eating it made me feel sick.


Wow. I watched the first one and it made me really uncomfortable. 90s commercials mang.

Ruby is not a faunus.


Ugu.

I want to die

Oh man that was so lolz

The suspenseful music made it so much more lolz

Also the one where Chris dresses like a devil and flies out of a hole in LA and spooked the shit out of people was fucking hilarious dude

Leavening was just baking powder, right?
Just use flax and water at 1:3. Or a fat heavy milk.

Loco just fucking give up already

How can you be this bad at cooking?

Did you just live off microwaved shit up till now or did your mommy cook for you?

I have flour.

I've been cooking my own meals since I was 14. I don't bake cakes because I'm not a fucking fairy. And if I do i use eggs.

It's not bad. That one also has curry spices and cashews on it though, cashews on a pizza isn't good.

WE DONT WANT ALICEFAGS

They're both adorable. What makes someone a Rooney or a Kate?


I still have a plushie of him, but it doesn't talk anymore.

vocaroo.com/i/s1PuUBR52nUs

I'm gonna get rum and watch the phantom menace

Nailed it.

Why would anyone do this?

LOL

You're gonna need that rum.

Oh boy time to slam phantom menace
fuck off.


Their personality, dingus...

Take a shot for every "meesa".

I'm thoroughly bored and need something bad.


I know, thank you.

Serially though who is in charge now.

I had a pickachu

His butt was a pocket

DADDY IS HERE
AND I GOT A CUP OF TEA THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD IN MY HAND.

I brewed 5 tea bags in that shit.

Self harm and alcohol? Sounds like a good friday night.

I think Kate made a good Sue Storm. Just got stuck with one of the worst screenplays in history.


Cute! I had an ALF and a Mickey. Both of their butts were audio tape players.

Me

Watch the new Ghostbusters instead.

Yeah, weird how these things play out.

Audio... Tape?

Alf?

You speak strange words.

vocaroo.com/i/s1b6GOlc52hg

:3

So commit suicide?

Alice

Pay attention you fkn gook


Are you always lurking or do you have one of those stupid things where it notifies you when people mention your name?

Also Bananas should never go on a pizza
Ever


Its just common sense you need eggs though

You're just wasting ingredients and time trying to Mickey Mouse that shit lol

I was mocking you messing up the tripcode.
I don't click the vocaroos.

ikr
it was gonna be chill and play with friends but evryone bailed


not that suicidal

What's that quoting?

I heard they kill bill murray.

It was just a lucky mistake that I just got on like 15.

Yeah but who more.

I AM IN CHARGE
I AM DA BIGGEST AND DA BADDEST

wat?

vocaroo.com/i/s0BpjMdQMR0n

Those vocaroos are awesome.
I wish I could mic chat but it is too late for me now. ;w;

...

FITE ME IRL
1 V 1 YOU CUNT

Faunus, the animal people in RWBY. Like Blake.

I think Test too

Not too sure


Its Friday and I kinda wanna go hang with my friends but I'm also too lazy to drive 40 mins

Also I'm just relaxing in my boxers and its actually kinda chilly

I lol'd

You should go, its not even like going outside sucks for you because you don't have snow and ice and shit like we do and are at risk of dying if you drink alcohol outdoors.

Why would he go outside if he is not at risk of dying?

young obi wan kinda looks like a prettier loco

El Diablo right there.

...

im in love with alice

Don't ruin Ewan McGregor.

Is there still an alicechat?
Can I get an invite?

Well there is always the risk of getting shot or something I suppose.

Well being prettier is not that difficult.

La vida en el barrio es brutal, morro.

he ruined himself with this movie


spose

...

Say what you will but he can't suck you off like I can.

Its 63 degrees out here
Its cold outside :^)

Im also hesitant cause everyone wants to go watch John Wick and I'm just not a fan of watching movies at the theatres

Though they are gonna play beer pong and have dabs afterwards so I'm still debating

I have Tiki.

Is there even a type of girl even interested in crossdressing faggots?
It just seems like one of those shitty anime tropes.

Oh I know, I saw blood in blood out. I'm an expert.

I never saw or even really knew what john wick was about. How many movies are there? I don't mind going to a movie theater. It can be preferable as long as people aren't loud and yelling at the screen. I've never really been to a showing where there was a lot of that though, people are usually quiet and sit down in their seats.

And you can shut the fuck up too Spoilers you thirsty little bitch because of our two faces mine is the one sabs likes to have covered in jizz and if that isn't a criteria for prettiness i don't know what is

John Wick is immensely enjoyable.

Because it has Keanu?

No. Why would that even matter?

Because it has wonderful cinematography and long cuts for pretty much every scene.

It matters, I like him.

Also horrid choice of movies out of that series. Barring Darth Maul cause unique lightsabers are fun,


Bait Status: Taken.

Can you fucking not loco you shitter.

I feel like biting off my tongue every scene


ikr

I dont know what its about either, the theater they're going to is pretty damn big so there's plenty of movies showing there.

I dont think people are normally loud in movies like that cause they'll kick you out real quick
If it was a more ghetto area then I think you could get away with it but this is by the main city mall so its like all fancy and shit.


You should see the thristy autistic bitches at anime cons

And when I say autistic I'm not really joking either they have assburgers or someshit but boy are they awkward as shit and are pretty up there in the spectrum.
Matthew got it in with a cute girl who was cosplaying Kaguya from 2hu
She could barely fucking talk though she was an irl tomoko only it wasn't cute at all

Matthew was just like "Hey man, pussy is pussy" lmao


Riverside is actually a decent place

Moreno Valley is filled with niggers but the niggers here are ghetto but pretty damn nice.
Or maybe I'm just a ghetto nigga at heart and get along with all these black folk


Who's cuter though

Alice or Subtle?

I'm somewhat glad I'm willfully ignorant of autistic anime convention standards.

You couldn't bait me if you had the prettiest black cock in the world as your worm

This is my fucking game here boi and i know you think you're the new kanra with your I type correctly now, and without a name, and am serious bullshit but im the big guy in these parts so lay off

Alice

Why are you torturing yourself?

hmm... i'll have to watch that show one day.

He is okay.

You could always sneak alcohol with you into the theater and get drunk in there or something.

OKAY? How dare you insult the chosen one?

Subtle's heart = destroyed

Loco has it going on

...

probably some form of self hatred
iunno

You should probably see a gender therapist about that.

Duh.


You nerd.

He insults himself when he tries to act.

Get wrecked, kiddo.

MY HAIR IS FINE

FUCK YOU

pics

I am

Better or worse than ben affleck?

You could do better with that head of hair you have
Go get a touch up one of these days

I have never done this

Though I have snuck alcohol into anime conventions, bars, Dave and Busters, Amusement Parks (lmao Disneyland and Knott's) and also College once.

But no theaters.
Crazy, huh?


I thought you loved Subtle tho
Did he break your heart?


The trick is to get laid several times and not talk about it on social media or sometimes even to your friends

You do occasionally get the autistic clingy girl who blows your fb wall with "-clings to you- Whatcha doing this weekend Senpai? :3"

You then proceed to block her on fb and not talk to her again.

There is a first time for everything. That way you might have fun even if you don't like going to movie theaters.

Affleck is really good when he wants.

konbanwa

nezi desu

Well he was good in gone girl but that was more because the movie was good rather than him acting well I think. He only has one facial expression. Sometimes he furrows his brow but thats about it.

*pet*

yousa in big doodoo this time

If anyone makes fun I'll kill myself

Loco looks like DeNiro in taxi... but faggoty

just post it you gay

I dont know if you've heard but I dont really drink as much as I used to

I drink like once a week or two or so.

Why do you think I've been so calm lately?

What are you, some kind of CHICKEN? Do it!

He was fantastic in that one interview as well.

Nice

I'll do you

Pffffffft

ANOTHER SHIT OPINION BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOCO

i need some of that glorious NVMe in my life

how did I ever like this as a kid

kids are retarded without exception

woof woof

Tokai do you identify as a Male or a Female?

Or a frog?

well alright


I identify as a gay rattlesnake

Scoots's mean posts have led me to decide to take my own life

Goodbye forever

Just my type

good luck with that

Yo this manga is so lolz

tomboy mangas are always neat

Keanu is awesome though

Yeah

Kids wish this would get a anime adaption

LOL

i too though

are you an alcohol?

Anyone with a brain currently is. Also me too.

Wow I wish he would fucking die.

Not anymore

Later faggots.

Wew that was meant for the other flag person.

I wish I had a tomboy girl friend

What chapters are these?

Why is life such a hassle?

Yes.
And a weed injection.

she's cute

moar plz

thres not enough in the way of cuppas going around
life is much nicer with a cup of tea

I got one right now.
I just wish I wasn't sobering up now.

i need a nice, strong brew and a couple of parkin biscuits from cooplands, sadly its midnight and ive not got any of those in ;_;

its not even bad to be a slave in starwars.
grand ol house, decent work times and these people have time for hobbies.
plus protection from getting killed.

I would an Grant Gustin. Under the condition that he must wear the Flash costume.


This is true. Unless you are with the Hutts then you have to endure the worst suffering for some decent living.
Barring the chance of being killed for a new slave too.

What sort of brew?
And you just gave me a reason to not visit my family.

moar cute chibi ruby pliz

Rate my lunch

Those bowls tho :3

mangafox.me/manga/tomo_chan_wa_onnanoko/

That stuff is in the process, so soon.


9/10 the bowls really bring it all together.

I honestly prefer Naan/Flatbread over flour tortilla but this is all I got fam

Rice, shit, a pita, tomatoes, and jizz.

Spec. Tacular.

that's a totilla not the other thingu.
I'm retarded.

the two bags of yorkshire gold, two heaped spoonfuls of sugar, some hot water, and a good bit of milk kind

to procure parkin biscuits instead?

Riiiiiiin. Halp.

Do you not like jizz?

aka sour cream


You have yet to see the pig one


YOU FORGOT THE CHEESE

Panela to be exact

Color me the pigment of intrigued!

ye and get penetrated by a giant slug

Yeah, and play videogames.

That was the suffering I meant. :c

hewillnotdivide.us/


AHAHAHAHA, IT GOT SHUT DOWN

Just realizing I eat a lot of Dairy

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

some are into it tho


would've been good when you were a kid.
now it's kinda eh whatever

The fat, maybe.
The calcium is great though.

Strong bones nigga


I feel bad for the people who are lactose intolerant

I would hope not.

Milk fats are for gaining weight and not great for blood cholesterol levels. If it's pretty much the majority of your meals or diet, it'd be a bad thing over the course of years.

Welp time to kms

nice
family is good tho


nice desu ne

You're 24. You don't really have to worry about cholesterol.

yay!

RIP

When I was 24 I fainted because of high BP and cholesterol. And I wasn't even fat. Fucking weird.

1/2

I'm up to date, it goes really quick

2/2

My sides

I wish you were still admin.

People who dont worry are the ones that always end up getting fucked

You know how that shit go

RUNNIN THRU THE SIX WITH MY WOES

I'm fucking reading this whole manga on FB

Someone uploaded like all 500 chapters

I live quiet the exciting life tbh

No one believes this.

Better than having Alice2.

Luka banned anyone who posted a dick because he's a lesbian.

lmao

Still. Better, Than, Alice, 2.

hmm...
maybe.


thanks
:)

Just don't ban people anymore and don't shout out who they are when they post anonymously.

>>>/soto/ is still a board we can use.

It gets so much more serious in later chapters

b-but that's just weed, t-traps, coke, & edge!

MFF, you've changed.

What are the rurus?

i only do it once a day or less.

...

Be Mexican and do lines of cocaine of trap dick.

...

Oh right you're not even the admin of your own board anymore are you?

?

i'll just ban spam

I already don't want to go there anymore.

You fucked up when you started banning people. First BC then Smiles.

He never banned anyone that pretended to be a girl.

Then why did Luka lose their admin privileges?

He's still admin of the original board. People left that board whenever BadFox was running it. Luka got admin after people moved here.

There was a clusterfuck if there ever was one.

BadFox made Luka admin after Smiles got everyone to turn against him. Then BadFox went where ever and left the board to luka.

Luka banned BC which cause a bit of an uproar then Luka banned Smiles and every flipped out because they though Smiles was a special flower and then Goggles made this board and Erin took over it and brought everyone here.

*is

Still better than being here.

Haven't seen him for a while. Can only be hopeful the past participle is apropos.


Not my point but okay.

Your point doesn't matter in the end.

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

lol

See:

Beat me to it.

Your name should be "Incendiary Round"

I think you're all bootyful

Misuzu gets me on a deep personal level.

Five years too late, buddy.


It's beautiful, yes.

You fucked up.

no u

No, I picked the correct alias.

i didn't even do those though
:\

so now you're just making things up.

Your loss, really.


Yeah ofc you didn't.

;~;

Not really.

don't try to frame me for something someone else did.

yo that new katy perry track is kinda dope tbh

this so hard

:3

how was your day?


-snuggles-

Bad, then good.

Mild overall.

...

hpws ypu, nezi?

See ya.


Mordin doesn't approve of anything, not even an 8-year-old loli with a hefty futa.


Yes, really.


Get off the drugs, Luka, please.


I'm starting to love Gaga a lot more.


I'll take your word for it.

NO WAIT WHO ARE YOU

SMILES?

Hm.

[

oh well, ups and downs just like life in general :x


tired~

but I'm ok

Hm.

guess that dude is still ignoring me too

lol like the only person itt who doesn't is TB

and he's like such a horrible conversationalist

up to much?

I'm not ignoring your posts insofar as I'm reading them.

i didn't think you were here

you would never ignore me

being cut is a god damn curse

lol ew don't click that fam

post mor

...

I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU 3 PICS

HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MY DICK 3D SCANNED AND IMPORTED TO BLENDER FOR YOU TO 3D PRINT AT HOME?

yes

...

Subtle, I did it.

I switched off Deus Vult onto glorious nippon steel.

Plz love me again...

Some skin conditions can also cause small bumps on the penis, including lichen nitidus. Although rare, this skin condition can cause domed, smooth bumps that are either skin-colored or lighter than your normal skin color. The bumps are usually raised slightly from the surface of the skin.

If you have lichen nitidus, it’s typical to first notice the bumps as a child or young adult...the good news is that this condition eventually goes away on its own. However, if you’re worried about appearance, your doctor can prescribe some soothing lotions that may help the bumps get smaller and go away faster.

Your doctor will also be able to determine whether the bumps you’re experiencing are caused by an STD like genital warts.

had it since I was like 12 so p sure it's not an std

yeah, weird dick, I know

Seems like a good opportunity, should I send them my info?

send cum pics

there's some name for those bumps though

Knew it would happen.

also based on the images I saw it doesn't look like that's what it is. it's only the places where my hair follicles are on the shaft that are bumpy

dude the guy who made pizza pizza fucking died today

yeah there's a specific name for those hair follicle bumps

it always freaks out penii

feminine or otherwise

...

Don't hold your breath, TP

I've been trying to find the name of it for like the last 5 minutes and nothing looks right

it's only on the hair follicles

only on the shaft

never swollen

kinda like permanent goosebumps I guess?

Oh Lol

ur just a troll

perhaps you don't get little ceasars in mooseville


for what


it's a harmless thing

there's a name

i know because i have the same thing

luka who was that?1!

Good

That shit is garbage and he deserves to die

He's got his Hot and Ready waiting for him in hell lmao

A troll.

a nobody.
nothing worth thinking of.

7am last night....

Rolled 3 (1d5)1 - Custom Robo
2 - Xenoblade
3 - Skyrim
4 - Tales of Besteria
5 - Nothing
6 - Cyber threesome with Subtle and Tokai

TP how do you feel about the new mod?

These don't go together.

I don't wanna, I'm gonna play Custom Robo instead.

lol but he was one of the last things detroit had going for them

i guess dude owns the tigers and wings


luka thinks everyone is a troll tho

pretty sure luka is a troll tbh


they seemed to know me though

probably someone

who is it?

Hm.

Alice

expert slow play

I'd rather spend a bit more and get Pizza Hut

The crazy bread is nice


LMAO

YOURE IN FOR A SURPRISE

well that is a fantastic idea

i mean can't get any worse right?

might as well mod luka or ikt while your at it

No.
Mod Rin. :^)

yeah fucking little ceasars fell off hard

i got it the other month cause it had been so long

and i was loving the 5 dollar hot n ready

but like it tasted like cardboard kinda

rin you would be an alright mod cause you're actually a rational person

If you know something that I should know then please tell me.

i'm cool with alice

it was more his hoards of cult members that had a problem with me

You should've seen how crazy it got when everyone found out

Alice started posting and the stutters reminded me that this isn't a dream

I'm down tho

Kinda sounds like some fun drama in the near future

Bard and Scoots are fucking crying about it like way too much
I told those niggas we can just bully Alice but they wanna migrate lmao

if you're serious by making alice a mod

and if you aren't doing it ironically

then you are too far gone to reason with

Ah okay
Also the user isn't who you thought it was.

Okay

i blame chii still

it's not like this idiot beepop was even elected

it's been a free for all for years

who fucking cares

one day you will get off of the loli addiction and actually care for other people you selfish fucking monster

Are you still banned from Anekichat? Kermit or whoever has it out for you huh

I stayed awake last night until it was the morning, at 7am

better?

Yes.

I hope Kermit starts posting so I can talk shit on him

I haven't seen Dean or Merril in ages


Yo have you tried the cheese and pepperoni stuffed crust one?
It has like 30 liters of grease but is amazing with beer and weed

what time is it even over there?

so who made you rage?


i haven't tried in awhile but last i checked my login worked


no i just got cheese and i had to drive deeper into mexican neighborhoods then i felt comfortable with

Fuck you guys are making me want pizza

try tostinos stuffed nachos
kinda new but kinda good

here is my impression of beepop

THEY CALLED ME A PEDO THE LAST TIME

I'LL SHOW THEM BEING OBSESSED WITH FAKE GIRLS

BOOM

ALICE MOD

TP I think it might be keratosis pilaris

and you call yourself American

Nice, so you're not enemy #1

THEY WERE TALKING EXPLICITLY ABOUT PIZZA, SOTO. IF I WANTED IN-N-OUT, I WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ONE RIGHT NEXT TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND FUCK WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT FUCK YOU

Because that shit's easy to come by outside the east coast.

*West coast

Fuck shit damn it all.

...

in n out a shit

A SHIT

fish post asshole

no

No.

Just another reason why west coast is best coast ;)

Hey bruh fuk u mang

You get nothing now

NOW YA DUN FUCKED UP

honestly
Burgers > Pizza > Tacos/Burritos


People from the East coast dont matter

Kermit bans anyone that doesn't pretend to be a girl and drink the koolaid.

dont get in my way

I had a burger for lunch so I guess pizza is the next step

I'm surprised he hasn't lightened up more over the years, jeez

It has better roadside burgers, anyway.

What flavor?


Have some standards, for christ sake.

It will surely get him laid one of these days.

I wasn't going to LA anyways dork

whatever do you mean

fish is a fine piece of ass

...

Oh nice
Sounds like you're living the life

I ate tomatoes, cheese, rice, and black bean paste like the filthy Guatemala I am

in n out is nothing more than a southwest novelty fast food place where the fries are shit and the burgers are meh

whataburger, now THAT'S fast food place

Maybe that's why you're so fat.

There are a myriad of reasons why we're better

So say'st the legendary White Knight

I didn't expect you to lmao

I just have more disposable income than you ;)

You are THIS CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to the filter

I am ashamed for you for your life choices.
Shame. Shame. Shaaaaaame.

Fucking Noob that's cause you haven't had animal style fries

kill yourself

i already have no self esteem

Hm.

filter deez nuts

...

that was odd

my connection died immediately after that disparaging portrayal of admin-kun

We need to do this

What?

YOU WIN THIS ROUND IAN

what made you so angry as to make someone so contentious a mod

I lived in Santa Maria and Hanford for over eight years before moving to Florida.

right now it's 10:13pm

so, youve just got up?

no, I woke up at like 12:45pm

I'm white, I always win

I get a lot of claims from Hanford

Which means Hanford is filled with Mexicans and criminals

aah

so whatcha up to?

really feeling this track tho

i know it's number one trending and shit

but it hit at the right time in my morning commute

thank you based katy

BEEPOP RESPND TO ME YOU HORRIBLE INDIAN

And I left for Orlando, a nigger infested and daily swamp ass ridden land.

Truly legendary life choices

god tier:

good tier:

okay tier:

shit tier:

kill yourself tier:

GENOCIDE TIER:
(you)


I showed you my dick respond to me

...

bern lesbians*

ftfy

I was 14 at the time, not much choice on my part.

How do you guys feel about anime lyrics mixed with R&B?


youtu.be/KDHTwXYJ9f4

The first 30 secs sound stupid but when that weeb shit kicks in its fucking fire fam

TP this shit is better than katy

the first time I actually met a drag queen IRL i was scared as fuck because they all trigger the uncanny fucking valley


is that fucking hitomi tanaka

top fucking laff

I meant fem

The same way I feel after eating taco bell.

Yeah lol
Nice observation :p

...

this... actually isn't that bad

bhdgnjcjgfjgfjkhf

i chained it

wow okay umm I think I need to take a break from masturbating for like a few months

Yes we all recognize that this is Hitomi Tanaka

Also did she actually post that or is that people memeing? Because that would be a legendary sense of humor if it was real

You wanted it

changed*

I think I found out the name of the dick thing

keratosis pilaris

Yeah until I stepped off the plane in December to be greeted to 89 degree 70% humidity weather.

naw it's got like a dudes name

i'll figure it out

YOU HAVE TRICKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

yo teeps did you hear the news

I mean it kinda looks like it>>1640262

i fucked that one up

fixing a spoiler is fucking work huh

according to beepop and soto

like alice is a mod lol

I told him

lmao fun times


This shit looks more autistic than anime

groovy tho I'll give it that


Ikr?

The Shavadavah's really do it for me


Why does everyone say they get the shits after Taco Bell?

I never really have but then again I never really eat Taco Bell

p sure hitomi tanaka is actually a pretty good memer, might be legit

Hm.

avril's problem was that she like started as this tom-boy sk8er but she was always too hot

that RnB weeb music made me want to play osu!

guess darkest dungeon can wait

crazy huh

I'm waiting for her to smite anyone anti alice tbh

she does webms and vocaroos in her threads now

Humidity is the worst thing ever

I follow her on Twitter and it doesn't seem like it, but idk

I miss my home state that's so dry running too fast makes the grass combust.

New.

Ian cosplay Soldier 76

You're white enough, got the body type and Manny has a white wig he never uses

Go Dad mode at AX

are you surprised though?

beepop is going through some shit right now

it must be hard fapping to naked children while having four other tabs open with possible fake girl cybers

...

overwatch

and I'm rewatching Sukitte ii na yo

nice
also nini

there is a new thread