Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon Thread

Waiting for next episode.

Do any of you 'friends' know what does "Chi" in the title means?

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Chii !

this isnt the board you think it is

violated is like violet
which is a flower

is there a movie

row row fight tha powaa

Three.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

means small or quick

yes but its pretty shitty

Just kidding, 3 is 'san'.

Is this your frenchogerman again?

beat Chiri at grammar.

arealme.com/online-english-grammar-test/en/
(the test is REALLY easy. you will disappoint me if you don't get 100% on it.)

reeeeeee I didnt google

I read 1984 and fheit 451 already

Deflowered and violated are words for rape of a virgin

dutch is part german-english
nothing french

TOO BAD TOKAI IS IMPURE

w d h m b t !

loco!!!

thank you for this education

I did lose 1/2 virginities

I think all those negative steam reviews were retards who only tried the dumb moba mode.

Or legitimate enough complaints about the servers being mediocre, I guess.

Oh then you're basically done with sci fi

Good job

nigga how do you lose half
its all or nothing

LOL

:)))

His pussy is still pure

That's the onlt part im interested in.

must suck

loco hi!

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Well if you stick your dick somewhere you lose your dick virginity.
but you gotta have something in your butt to lose your second virginity

why is he still in the other thread

holy fucken shit

lolz

*hugs*

so I assume you're a butt virgin too

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do suppositories and enemas count

its pretty hairy down there
probably something you wont enjoy

I like hair.

no it has to be human.
you don't stick it in a fleshlight and call yourself unvirginized

Because I have Luka filtered and new threads are the only way people will click his posts.

true

I dont believe you

I click on his posts everyday
*click*
look I did it again

Like who the fuck do you think you're talking to that you think a bit of bumfluff is going to put me off

Seriously

The last question is a trick question. There's nothing wrong with it, it's correct to answer D) I don't know.

:p

you need to calm down

so when are you gonna lose yours?

It's ok. I am smarter than you.
The test proved it.

How about you fucking calm down

meow...

oh well... i just click wats gud

when I get my first prostate exam prolly

I let out a little exhale there

im calm
r u calm

I'm calm. Make sure you're calm. relax your sphincter

what. why is your score higher
i thought i got everything correct

did u see that animez

is it cuz ur gays

HAHAHAHHAANO

le jk :)
pretty stupid title for the rating tho seeing as i didnt know the last one

Grammar has always been a bane in my life.

arealme.com/stress/en/

That's pretty rude.

exciting

the last question is 'I don't know' because there's nothing wrong with the sentence.

I THOUGHT SO

God damn it.

Uh

this.....................................

what anime? drillz anime?

chiri master of grammar what was the answer for q 30

kk one sec gonna hold my breath till i die

not really
how about you

fucking lol
put the one that you have the most exp with

oh, i just got too freaked out by the question so i quit

Breathing sarcastically because someone beat your score is rude.

fuck this game
i thought it used too much descriptors

yah
they get really op really fast

sometimes people are jsut more naturally talented than you are.

I'd like it at one point.
but you never know

because it's an online test that can be easily cheated on

LOL SHIT

tfw i am in love! with loco!

Repost for posterity.

vocaroo.com/i/s1LDAJElwZi7

any people in mind?

this test is bullshit

Sci, post results once you are done beating off to how low the score is because the number reminds you of the age of your sexual demographic.

You think I'm Luka or something?
If so I would have kept taking it until I got some anime girl I like.

Back in like 10.

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uhoh

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le jk again
these guys clearly need to take the grammar test! haha

it fun

This test is fucking dumb

post score

we got the same score. did it feel off to you?

m.imgur.com/2Eqzufv

I sent this to my mom and she said I look like a slut.

neat scores

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that haircut tho

Yes

nah
it feel gud

:)

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your parents know youre gay... v.v sad

You don't like it?

Surprising.

if i found out my son was gay he'd be GONE

I dont feel any feelings of like or dislike towards it

but it reminds me of scissorhands

your lips at the very least

lesbo daughter? i can live w/ that
as long as she doesnt fuck with her hair!

nigga what

I have beautiful maxmoefoe lips for kissing men.

and if they say theyre bi i just laugh cuz i know it's not a real sexual orientation and just a phase before they settle into heterosexuality where they belong

[concern]

im just sayin!

i guess it matches the neet life

Does sci know I have a weiner

you sent it to me remember!

woof woof

{increased concern}

oh also gays shouldnt be allowed to adopt children

Oh

It's still there. A little useless now.

What with the hormones.

holy moly youre not on the tranny pills are you!??

oh my lordy!!!

boypussy

Way too many trannies nowadays.

[BP RISING]

*zero concern*

dw it's just a fad, homosexuality at least has some staying power i'll give it that!

Said I was perfectly unstressed. Horse shit.

see

Ohwell guess I'll kill myself.

you look so good anyway darling! be my gf!

Do not give up your natural masculinity. It is a quite charming trait of yours.

Looking rather bae-esque.
Fucking slut.

*blood pressure flowing smoothly and not rising*

cute dog paw phone
brb gonna rub my doggie

Sabrina does not likeme as a man.

xD HEY EVERYONE, GRIM LIKES MANLY MEN

everyone should transition

we'll have world peace

ahh how do you stay so cool and collected, sweet one??

Huh nope

Yeah but the dutch are frenchogerms

YEah, no. I like having a functional penis.

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Can't have war if everyone is dead.

blackthinkmanmeme.jpg

do you ever dance??

theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/04/political-memes-2016-election-hillary-clinton-donald-trump

But im just joshing. It's not hot for her if i wear girls clothes and am a girl.

well it's the mentally stable that started all wars so there

not.
we ditched that since 1815

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you are the coolest girl ever loco! marry me!

ted cruz zodiac killer and plz clap best ones

maybe.

i bet you dance and make faces in the mirror what a goofball haha!

me: bustin a move

Pls respect her pronouns

I know the dick is big

Just ignire it.

i will hold it for you dearest!

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twice the fun

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>loco will never "peg" you with his huge girl cock

le why live

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Don't even try the IQ test.

arealme.com/iq-2016/en/

It's a tie.

Kind of want to skin Loco alive for being a disgusting tranny shit.

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Remember when Tokai said they were straight. Remember.

When I was 15?

arealme.com/match/en/

'Chiri' and 'Scoot' = 113 (Romeo and Juliet)

God I want to die so badly.

obvious bae is obvious.

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I'm now white

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Grim + Loco = 101 (Faithful Pals)

Tokai + Theseius = 137 (Besties)

Damn, grim will be torn up.

(but only if you enter both as female)

if you enter them both as male you get 51 (Tom and Jerry)

shake that lil pussy if you're okay

Luka and Tokai:

99
Romeo and Juliet
★★★★★

i gave him a good rubbing until he got annoyed

;~;
ur numbers ar tiny...

im not smert enuff

:c

Luka and feku:

122

?

i could try harder next time but it would take long

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I got 100% on this one; arealme.com/geography/en/

Mainly because the answers weren't grouped with any neighbouring countries so they were completely obvious. I mean, I know my geography but the answer groupings should have been harder.

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The dick shoulda been harder.

That, and there were only 5 african countries in the quiz- if you know where Egypt, Ethiopia, Algeria, and South Africa are you'll get them all.. and Sudan is an easy one because none of the other answers are on the continent.

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why is the 100 score Christopher Columbus

nigga was dumb as fuck

You like to shake pussy?

?????????????????help????????????????????

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:(((((((((((((((((((

whats the answer to this big guy

um do you?

oh
maybe cuz the names are both 4 and same k and vowels?

i hope im at least in the double digits iq

larf! you are the best!

I would totally shake pussy

argh.... 74 qeustions is too many!!!!! i was constantly fed up having to click "next" over and over =_=
Your World Atlas Score is:

86
Atlas Pro
★★★★★☆

wat

sup

Yeah really, fucking guy thought he was in India.

C

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im sci you showed me kamen rider! and that site to watch weird japanese live action things. how are you! wb!

whats the number also why

I guessed cause I got it wrong the first time and had 183, then was proven that my choice was correct the second time when the score went up.

There are two nearly impossible questions thrown in just as a measure to cripple the average user's score. By no means is it anywhere close to an official IQ test.

98
also whats this one

Busy AF with college 2.0

Given bebop's track record of letting trannies ruin him, alice is in charge.
AND we shouldnt take it.

That would be the 2nd next to impossible one. I picked D) 14, but it might not be correct.

the name matcher thing

what is it youre studying?

at least i only thought the hard ones were hard! ty

tests so zany...what fun!

32 waz teh biggest number tho

D:

oh... it was a bigly number

Space.

but seriously it's a Studio Art major/Graphics Design Minor

Yeah, two of them are curveballs to force a lower possible score as they would take too much time to answer correctly and people would just guess.
The rest can easily be logically deduced under 30 seconds.

woah...

even pewdie take quizz thingys too!

fucking tokufags get off my board REEEEEEE

ah that is really cool! how do you do that?

oh there was also the wheel with the numbers i didnt get actually!

im watching pewdie play the re7 game but its kinda annoying cuz its not in 60fps

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It was doubling to the number across from it as it went around; when it got to 21, the empty space would be 42.

fucking tokaifags

Get off your board ree?

guessing w/o knowing lucky me! ty for the tests chiri. do you just like do those all the time? lol

play the vid at 2x speed in the gear icon

and it wil double 30 fps into 60fps!!!

i watch all my vids in 2x speed.... even 60fps vids becoms 120fps vids.

A lot of art appreciation classes and full sketchbooks.

uhh i dont think it works like that. also its more fun to watch scary games in real time

what the heck's an "art appreciation class"?

Cancerous, the lot of you.

Basically you look at things that great artists have made, discuss what makes it good, the value, line, color, etc., and how you can apply that to your own work. Then you draw a meat dragon.

yeah.

indeed it doesn't, it just skips every other frame.

oh learning from the masters thats nice. i thought it would be like the administrators telling you what you like that wouldnt be any good!

that must be why youre so deep...

Theseius, doubling the speed of the video, doesn't double its frame rate.

That just...
doesn't...

I refuse to believe that was a serious comment.

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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE EVEN THEY ARE THAT BAD.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ITS POSSIBLE.

it works!

no

Nah, we've got actual profs. of art, it's not some fat, angry dyke telling ten year olds their drawing of a dog gets a failing grade because it doesn't look anything like a dog.

low_quality_bait.tiff?

Stop it. Get some help.

This 42 year old looks as spritely and energetic as a 12 year old!
Doctors HATE her!
Learn her SECRET online today!

r u socks

if you right click stats for nerds it will probably show a lot of dropped frames

no u

she's cute and pretty, i like her.

that is excellent! at least your school is doing better than most probably.

i show 0 dropped frames!

my internet and compute is OP!!!
it allows thingy to become doubley as FPS~

I tried the abnegation before. Not reading his posts works better.

You may just be on to something.

totally.

1v1 mi m8

Chapman's a pretty cool guy. He teaches art and doesn't afraid of anything. I've definitely gotten better since coming here.

I'l fuking rekt u.
im lv 11 pcekeepr

okay... uh... hmm..
oh!
1v1 you on Viridi

:3

try playing a video in double speed and count the frames then do it in normal

Fuck You I'm A Dragon.

1v1 mi smash no items

lots!

wats that?

I forgot you were all children for a second there.

and ur postings weird asian peoples

Weird? They're not weird. Not at all.

what is this anime is it new game 2

no

old game 0

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Totally normal in every definition of the word.

Its friday my dudes

takusan

aoba is shit loli tho
newgame had no good lolis

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welp, I'm off to cigarettes then probably nap. Fuckity bye

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argh

wat

Gotta get down?

I wanna be a useless reporter

this video is boring me i might sleep

I'd like to get up instead.

Fucking 1v1 me FD fox no items, scrub.

:(

breitbart.com/about-us/jobs/

I bring the hard hitting alternative facts.

Hi.

Work for Breitbart.

Oh fuck you. I just started typing that and had to pass a captcha when I went and made some oatmeal.

i thought pewdie was a professional youtuber, but 30fps?!?!???

please hit me harder

Hi, Beebo. Staying warm?

:­^­)

Alternative Fact: Being hit softer is hotter

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Trying to.

How've you been?

Pulling my hair out. I have so much work to do it's not even funny. I just needed to take a moment to goof off and collect myself, ya know?

Sabrina is fucking useless.

Sabs still exists?
But she's too kind for-
Okay, no, she belongs here.

Is it like a sensual thing? Like slow sex?

Good Rin pic! Ima go to sleep now

nini

Aw.

To be frank I was being artful asking that. I've been having constant panic attacks these last few days. Not sleeping. And I was upset with you for not signing in. But if you're busy you're busy. Please try not to get upset at the messages I sent you. I'm sorry.

I asked rumia to marry me and she said yes !

Mean. Scoot, send positive vibes instead pls. I need 'em!

Trips of truth.

Sorry I haven't been in touch. I've been working late and going home just exhausted and wanting to collapse in bed.

Kinda sad Custom Robo never became a big thing.

I have no fucking clue.

Did you have the inconvenience of watching the Spicer interview they did?
It was painful.

Sorry I was being risque jokey.
wahahaha
why so stress?

Did you send scoot that video?

It's ok. I understand.

But at the same time this has been one of the worst periods of my life. I needed you and you weren't there. Instead of checking in to see how I was holding up you fucking spent Wednesday evening watching cartoons and shitposting. You took me at my lowest and made me feel lower. You knew that I was in an awful awful place and you ignored me. And if you ever put me through this again I will never forgive you.

Ugh. I can only imagine. I'll have to look it up. Did you see SNL's take on Spicer? I legitimately laughed out loud.

Demands of the new job coupled with lingering burden of the old job. It's just been a crazy house. How are you?

Which video? I feel bad now, 'cause I probably forgot something important. :(

Yepppppppp. The video where you turned your vagina inside out and plugged Loco's ass with the big chubby.

You said you wouldn't share.

It's one of the few times Melissa McCarthy has actually been funny.

It didn't feel like anything

Wow i'm fucking awful I guess.

Nice work loco, good job on the emotional pisstaker you are

But The potter prequel was really good. They are doing another 4 so its going to be fab!

Is okay keep practicing and one day you'll be gud

I'm moderately annoyed that one of my classes has two extra credit opportunities and one of them is open only to females. If you're male, you have to read a 600 page book and write a 3000 word report.
If you're female, you go to a conference for women for two hours and show proof you went.

Sue the professor

I'm disturbed because I thought about it and Rosie O'Donnell and Bannon do look alike, minus the liver spots.

all my plans are cancelled

what now

#MaleLivesMatter

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