Alice is a manchild

alice is a manchild

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COWFEE

You know what?

source

Tell me off Daddy.

what?

I am unrest.

*Tells you off*

Chicken butt.

You're a fag. Your opinions mean nothing.

I actually don't know, I only have the crop lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Yr1-BBMaMA

kindly

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but das against da wooooooooooooools

RIP this board.

Grow up.

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I'm a big boy.

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test

that him

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*xirl

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flud

I know where all these come from too lol

Terrible

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What about this ?

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Wtfff

I think so? I might need to see more

Aaaaa

I tried. For you.

Should I ask for sauce?

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Not me

it's my phone though
this shit is gay wtf

i cant beleiv cupcake is gay

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hence the filename


n-nani ???!!

Now I have to be extra careful with my posts.

i'm your god now
bow down to me

Oh...lel

no more


NO

Asphyxiate.

just give everyone mod tbh

I NEED

MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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gimme da sause

And when EVERYONE'S SUPER...

it says ur gay

this is a good reference. that movie is fucking amazing.

i guess i'm just news now have some bad news

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CHINA BEING A CUNT AGAIN
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MAN IS STILL ALIVE WTF ARE YOU DOING IN BRAZIL?
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that it

wow thanks newslady

Fake news.

thanks

don't be rude

ur fake noos

Trump is winning bigly

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Idiot's back. I've had an... Interesting day to say the least...
How are all of you guys doing tonight?

people are still trying to force drama

Make the thread great again.

who's a baka?

oh hi!

It doesn't do anything.

COOL IT !!!!!!

I CAN and WILL report you

do it bich

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hi


when you report someone the report has a special tag


*reports*

What is this, Youtube? Fucking hell.

This nigga right here.

Fucking apparently.
People are even complaining about other people forcing drama by forcing drama themselves.
It's an endless cycle of retardation.

Oh shit, that's cool dude.

hot
is this luka


*implodes*


self deprecation is not the answer

post special report tag

REPORT ME SENPAIS

Praise me daddy.


*deports*

THIS JUST IN
LOCAL SUPPRESSED FAGGOT CLAIMS THAT HE ISN'T GAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO NOT MURDER TRANS WOMEN IN PSYCHOTIC COLD BLOOD!!

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theres no tag on that

I dont like talking shit about you, be nice


H E L L Y E

IT WAS HOLOGRAM

Good job, son.

Reported.


Made in america? ?

Yep, we Youtube now.
Fucking hell.

Yeah, it is for me.

Nice.

Made in Santa Monica.


Believe in the me that believes in you

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do you have a folder full of these amazing big tiddy anime girls

Smells of Darwing

couldnt tell if you did

oh does he live there?

I always thought he lived in LA

oh no

oh wait

no

I don't know

xd

reported

no folders, no masters

smash the patriarchy

yeah ok

picosong.com/riqX


dont be a big BITCH

We've been testing it, Moogs says that it does literally nothing.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

adsfs

Same

Alternative Fact: For Honor will be shit

bebop u slut
dont tell me to reply to you if you arent replying back

I said I was going to sleep

REEE

Bebop told me it did and then told me it didn't.


what the fuck ?

and i told you good night

Post anime tiddies or else you will be banned.

tumblr is a magical place


SKREEE


All my normie friends are playing the open beta, I like how MP will affect the maps

o.o

hello thread

more leashes.

You are the hero of my night

I thank you

i was already asleep

look at the reviews

these arent anime tiddies so i should be banned


yah but how about when i slept

i told you to sleep when i was but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your memes are not my dreams, son.

tfw I have never even seen that anime in the first place


look at them for me

I warned you.

What a LIAR

Alternative facts*

I have. Shits kinda overrated tbh.
Also fuck the ending of the second arc/season/whatever.

i went to sleep later but i got no ninis?!??!?


your dick cant trump me anyways

I wanna be leashed up


nyaahh

same. now post more.

i cannot say things when i am unconscious ;-;

Alternative Fact: My dick can trump anything.

but you werent unconscious while i was for a moment


give me back my (You)s!!!

oh? you never told me!

Yes.


aww

Kill la Kill was great tho

10x
you son of a bitch is that you

Eat a dick.

a good board owner would read every single post that they missed in their down time

pls who do you take me for? i stopped doing that years ago when i stopped archiving

no more leashes sadly


NYAAHHH

Eat my dick.

Is it bad that I never finished KLK? Like, I don't even know why, I just never did...

upsetting.

I refuse.

yeah. dropping good anime is a sin.


squishy tiddy

a not good board owner, apparently.


autofellate

Don't talk about my tits.

ok

ikr it's sad


poke

I was busy with some life drama or something when that was coming out. Just wasn't able to finish it because of that.

fondle


thats aiite
pick it back up from ep 1


you dont have anime tiddy


goodnight

I hope you can keep posting excellent content

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Hmmm
Alright then. Thread's boring tonight anyways.

I'm the edgier one though.

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cut yourself

The right one

100%

I don't need attention right now though.

never change

I always change before bed though.


I sleep naked

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dont sleep naked
peope might rape you

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I just lock my doors.

do you put a bowl under your bed when you sleep?

Why would someone do this ?

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its to harvest your falling soul that would otherwise traverse into the underworld.
dont let izanami fully claim you

Goddamn weeb.

Not big enough for me.


I want the power they can give me.

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its one of my best qualities


those arent powers. shes just tempting you to fully become hers.
izanami is a loner bitch that needs buddies but no one wants to hang out with a rotted skeleton in a dank underworld

memes

This reporter is signing off.

We're coming back at 11.

You should too.

Thanks for staying up with us.

cash me oussside how boh dah?

Knees.

I regret asking for memes.

It was funny once, I wouldn't try to make a thing out of it.

it's a forced normie meme anyway...

I chose the wrong time to post

You're a forced normie meme

Who ARE you anyway
Too many fucking user canadias

I'm a lazy man.

Uhhh luka or something

10x, presumably.

Evidently not lazy enough to just say night.

gay

so you said

You were gone and came back. I had no idea when you were there.

I was IN that conversation reeeeee

no u

Guess you're not that memorable.

How rude.

Wew.

wew lad

Free S4H!

S4H... Is free!
S4H will be quieter this time.

We need more, Captain.

more?!?

I have my doubts.

So much more.

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derp

Is laptop unb& too? That will be the true test of my willpower.

oops

I'm back.
Sup?

accidentally dismiss me

b-baka

Good user.

Time to be a fat piece of shit

OH SHIT THATS THE BURGER TITS GIRL

NIGGA LEMME TRY TO FIND IT

I try


so much

To be fair tostadas aren't really filling

4 isn't much

Well your trying has been amazing.

make me board admin

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Oh shit dudes hongry too

if u wanna die put in your will to give me admin

4 little tostadas


no u tho!

Salutations.


Cute.

Bebop make me admin

Even 5 years from now if we are all still shitposting I'm still going to ask you to make me admin

I'm never gonna stop

No you. Lewdo.

I don't actually wanna


helloooo


noh

just like you


Post that one pic of her with they titty burger

what is the tag for this character?

its not a no

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she will get it

still not a no

What is with the Reporter people?

yes


I owed Oobles and the Reporter account does nothing more than have a tag

give me reporter

there's enough change fornow

That is quite a weird choice to follow up what seems like a decent choice.

whaa

ngl tho I'd probs fuck Alice
Niggas got a thin frame and pale skin

what I'm scared about is his/her/its/xys face, I'm scared dude might have a manlier face than mine.

Though I kinda see an Erin resemblance in him.

Crazy, is a "REAL GRILL", and tries to help everyone one out when he's the one that needs help the most

Those nostalgic /aneki/ feels fam
Feels kinda good tbh

it was also a test to see what the account even did lol

same dude Alice seems gucci

sooo latee


I know th pic you mean I thought I had it but I don't x.x

Use google.


The new mod is decent. Giving out some fancy thing that is likely just to cause drama is a little off, I mean it makes for more entertainment for those like me but I would bet it will make your job more irritating.


Go to bed, silly.

ok its not a no for now

Too bad he posts the same fucking picture over and over again.

Thats a sign of ugly

But who knows then again why would you post pics of yourself on a board where the majority hate you lmao

If you have private Alice pics I'll PayPal you 5 bucks

kys 10x

I'm not sleepy yet, soon tho, are you gonna stay up late??

I didn't intend for any drama to be created on giving Alice a mod account.


kefu pls


they have a decent amount of pics but not for the likes of you ;^)
lolno

very unhelpful.

puu.sh/tWwmE/ca10190ac2.png

do you know the name/tag of this character?

Well I always have Matthew and Elma
Well I think Elma's in a relationship now so I won't ruin that.

Still though Jap/Korean boipussy hybrid too stronk

I wonder if Grim has a crush on Alice
They do live pretty close by tbh

Jeez Cup shut up already

Its just a drawing

I think he does but cares more about getting her removed. Sounds like he wants to meet up and hate fuck her

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2342520

Nah about to sleep right soon actually.


That was not what I said was causing pointless drama.


takagi (tansuke)
1129 (tkg1129)
Took literally ten seconds of work.

Honestly I'd say like 45% of the people aren't happy with the new mod, the other 55% are fine with it or dont seem to care.

Its like Alice is the new Donald Trump

What made you choose him anyways?

I think Grim just wants to see his face and maybe snap a pic

I guess this is what happens when Alice follows the white rabbit...

thanks.

yeeaahh me too, nini

Fuck it, posting face:

Figures. lol


Sleep well user.


Why do people have a problem with her?

Oh the thread stopped updating for me

Sorry, watching a stream.

I'm not a mod, couldn't possibly tell you.

I had to complete your circle.

i am so confused. probably cuz im tired :\


I trust them more than a lot of people here and I heard they lurked a fair bit, it came to be that people in her chat did the lurking but I'm glad she came by to post. She's nice

Holy shit you're not half bad looking
You got potential m8

Get a low fade/taper on the sides and back leave the top as is, use either putty or wax (I recommend Gatsby) to give it a cleaner messy look.

You can keep the beard too since it really goes well, just ask the barber to clean up the sideburns.

The glasses are 10/10

Cigarette makes you look like a cancerous shitposter, I like it.
Just as long as it ain't a camel crush
That's garbage fam

Look at the filename.

The reporter thing being handed out to like three people was what I meant. It essentially came off as just trying to stir the pot.
Which is funny to me but probably not going to be fun in the long run of yours, being the admin and all.

Took photo while working at a literal gold mine. It's where I dug up my posts.

He's not a bright man.

The gear is there to protect me from ur mum.

I'm a very soft and cuddly target. Pls no kill.

That was not about you.

When you bust a nut so hard you transcend humanity

Although still applicable.

Is that like jerking off while reading Kant?

oh. i gave it to oobles and ban. i'm not sure how it came off as that, it was intended to give oobles something since i owed them and ban wanted it while i was in voice with him(it cant do anything so why not)

My usual boss wasn't working today and the other one doesn't like me so I got sent home early

ouch

Have a me:

You should probably find a better job.

Mobile app no show filename
Sho ga nai


She's kinda crazy/unstable then again this was shit that happened wayyy back.

He at least likes helping people out and offering advice so there's that.
There's a Encyclopedia Dramatica page on him too
Go read it lol


She isn't really part of the community though but oh well.
I'd honestly say Ian, Test, and Sabs are the most neutral level headed people here but Sabs usually never posts nowadays, Ian and Test are at work most of the time so its hard to find someone who's a decent mod and free.

At least we will see some new folk post now cause of Alice's streams so that will be a nice change of pace.

Though most of the people from Alice's chat fucking hate me so its gonna be fun seeing Dean, Kermit, Merril, and all them talk shit

Not gonna bother but at least you got a decent mod.


Holy shit, there is an ED page for someone from here?

Why would anyone use this site on a mobile?
I loathe using it on a desktop or laptop.

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Its pretty funny and weirdly accurate

encyclopediadramatica.se/Alice_Margatroid

Alice is basically the Foxy Dani of the anime threads IMO.

Everyone in Alicechat is just some hideous dude pretending to be a girl. If they hate you it's a good thing.

I'm gonna start tutoring again, hope people are tired of the university's system for free tutoring
Maybe teach high schoolers

Cause my bed is comfy as shit

I'm just laying here trying to get over this food I just fatassed
I feel like Fish rn

I was offered to tutor at a university I don't even attend by a professor and it sounded decent until I realize the pay was like $20 an hour for only like ten hours a week.


I ate like half a lemon pie and most of a bottle of rum at this point.

That was.... Enlightening? I guess.

Read Foxy Danis next.

And a tub of overpriced cherry tomatoes from Sprouts for some reason.

Yes but if I work two shitty jobs I get to make almost enough money to pretend I'm a person who isn't sub-poverty level poor living off her parents charity

Well you said you didn't know anything about him
Though the page mostly just explains the basic autism

Alice got fucked by a dog or something

There was also a funny email of Him saying he gives up and ranting on about some shit.
I need to hit up kon
I know that nigga has it


Sounds like one hell of a Thursday night

Calm down there you animal

FEELSGOODMAN

Then again I haven't tried logging in in like 3 or 4 years
Is that even a thing still?


Just add stutters lmao

I am tired though. I drank too much.
Link me it tomorrow if one of us remembers. I will read the next strange ED article of.... Interesting characters.


Hah, gaaaay.

Not to mention both have an affinity for dogs.
Ironic I say this.


Should sleep.

I hate how cherry tomatoes pop in your mouth

I'd rather be a faggot and slice some roma tomatoes and just eat em with salt

tfw im just a shill for Alice so she gets more viewers on twitch


if only the others would communicate in a better manner like they do

Fucking lazy ass faggot

Now I'm really gonna make you work for that free room at Animazement

Can't you use familial connections to get at least a decently paying job?


I probably drink more than you in total volume, you Venezuelan shitlord.


I grow my own tomatoes and always just pluck them from the vine when bordering on overripe and use a sea salt crusher to sprinkle a few large chunks atop them or use mozzarella with balsamic.

Holy shit you're right.
Speaking of that, do you have that screenshot of the Alice and the dog story?

I need a chuckle


Sorta like Buttfox's logs with Erio and how he'd ban me for posting that shit all the time claiming I was "advertising" pastebin links lmao

So lolz


Do you have a crush on him or something? lmao

I thought you were straight
As straight as Grim I guess lol

I'm crippled and retarded and I've been enabled my whole life
I literally don't know how to support myself
I can cook and clean and work and stuff but making money and paying bills confuses me
I'm literally doing my best and hoping real life doesn't kill me before I inevitably end up as someone's housewaifu

I know Scoots has it. I didn't save it last time he posted it though.

Butt Fox was a tard. Not sure I dislike them as much as Alice though.
Both are retards though.

Going now actually. Enjoy your night Squisher.


I am too tired to care if this was some lackluster shot at me. Frankly could not care any less either way.
Night.


10/10 waifu material

As someone who had no idea what he was doing to managing to sustain myself I could give some help if you would like.

Nini

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I do my best

Fucking hippie.

If you can't do basic stuff like maintain a job then bitch you better be good at licking the shaft and throating the whole thing while I blow a load

And dont give me that "I dont do anal cause it hurts :(" bullshit


I can't wait to go to Texas and meet up with you and Cup and out drink both of you and then lock you two in a closet while I head back home

You'll start wailing on Cup when he starts to try and whip your dick out and hell just enjoy the shit out of you punching him

This shits fool proof

Also
das it mane

I'll see how far I get on my own for a month
Plus I haven't even gotten kicked out yet
It's very kind of you to offer

I would advise not to let it come to that, but as far as people here go I don't care enough to hate someone enough not to at least help with IRL shit if they need.

Like, the only people I wouldn't help at all are Luka 'cause retard who won't try, and Erin because after you blow 30 Gs on coke I can't feel sorry for you anymore.

I'm not a hippie I'm poor

I've held onto this shitty Jimmy Johns job for seven months now, that's a new record
Be gentle with my butt

Cupcake and I both know that we're not really interested in each other because we don't really swing the same way. And that's not because he's not a girl or even a trap but that we seek vastly different things. I'm a romantic that has the only males I've been interested in isn't really a directly sexual thing, more of just enjoying the thrill of emasculating them and their begrudging acceptance. Even that isn't really directly sexual.


Weren't most hippies poor?

Its like the wall of fame
but with retards

Well Chii is aight, she's just a cunt at times
Shy af irl which was kinda cute in its own way

No like, I haven't gotten kicked out of my parents house yet so I'm not all alone yet
I won't get kicked out of the place I'm leasing unless my parents decide to let me be homeless

They chose to be poor
I want to take care of myself I just have no self esteem

George is like the only competent one on that list. Chii was alright until she gave Bebop the board as a fuck you.
Why am I not up there?
I blew a gasket as admin. Then again it was mostly from my IRL shit really getting me.

Was not a good few months for me.

Parents are good for living.

Parents are manipulative cunts who want me to love them unconditionally when I've been given primarily reasons to fear and distrust them
Once I'm free of their leash I'm gone for good

I found I got along with mine better once my brothers moved out and then more so after I left.
I don't know your parents and I don't wish to delve into that, so I'll have to leave it at that.

no lmao but theyre p nice though


it was saying that i wished you never left, even if we didnt always see eye to eye. gnight

I have no idea what reality you're in but your self-esteem seems to be easily amendable and just that you need you validation, not that you can't individually like yourself.

George is aight too
He's just fucking more moody than a girl and a trap combined, dude needs to get dicked or smoke a joint or some shit lol

I didn't even know you were a mod tbh

When was this?
I was probs too busy with work if it was during the holiday season

Those 65 hr work weeks didn't even give me time to shitpost


Would you still meet up for drinks and like talk about the threads and have lunch or whatever the fuck there is to do in Texas

We can go Cow tipping or some shit

It'd be cool to have a round table autism meeting


My longest record was 4 years and some months

Then I quit cause I couldn't take it anymore

Condom or no condom?

I was admin after Erin and gave it to Chii when I was not acting right.
I got stressed because real life was going to hell and online was not good either.

I feel ya. 12 hours 6 days a week with an hour and a half drive each way killed me.

I get triggered when people bitch about their parents

At least you fucking have yours

You really dont appreciate shit until its gone

I've met up with a few people in the past, all guys and some "traps" or just effeminate, and it was just for food, drinks and just to sort of mutually laugh at each other. It never ended in anything remotely sultry, just more a mutual understanding that I always present myself as I am in real life.

I've never gotten along with my parents, even from a distance

Maybe

Got anything contagious?

My only family member who really gave a shit about my life died of a seizure in his early 30s
I'm only not homeless right now because my parents feel obligated to not let me self destruct because they think it will make me forgive them

Got them daddy issues?

Same here, well only 4 girls and like 15 guys

Only a few here, most from /cgl/, others from /jp/ and a few from a board I won't say :^)

Most of them went pretty well, we would just have lunch and then go out for drinks and just talk for hours.
There has been some crazy shit that has happened like when one of the girl I was drinking with made a joke about doing lines and I was like I could go for some and she was like "Of what?" and I told her "just fuck my shit up fam"

We ended up doing lines of speed and drinking then banging
Great times

Oh this one /jp/ nerd told me I shouldn't drink anymore after I finished my 2nd beer and I straight up told him to fuck off.
Nigga wasn't even drinking himself

Meet ups are unpredictable
Which makes them so fun


Oh shit so this was like 2014 or 2015 then

Damn bro that's a while ago, I remember I was out for a while too cause my mobo fried so it have been during that time.

BUT THOSE CHECKS THO

God damn I was fucking busting into bars like I fucking owned the place and bought all my friends pitchers.
I also bought my shitty Honda Accord too


Hopefully he doesn't crack under all the shittalking and he goes ape shit and kills the board

Well probs migrate to >>>/soto/
:^)

I have all the issues

Maybe?

And you're like my fucking work bro at this point. I can't think of anyone else who has the fucking drive for arduous labor like we do. It warms my heart, Anthony.

Damn bro

My parents just straight up ditched me lmao
Then again if I ever knocked a chick up I'd do the same tbh

My dad came back like 10 years later and was like "Hey man no hard feeling right?"

I still forgave that nigga cause he's my dad, maybe I'm just too much of a softie

Anyway I'm burnt out as shit.
I have to head to bed. Night.

We just have a good work ethic
That's hard to come by nowadays tbh

Kinda explains why we get so triggered at Luka when he asks for shit for free and when people give him shit cause we know how hard it is to get shit like that and he gets it for free.

Damn, Might as well get married

Kyle Soto has a nice ring to it lmao

You have to be the bottom.
Night man.

Soto please
I hope nothing but the best for them

Sleep tight Kyle

You do realize this is another Erin meltdown waiting to happen right?

Its not gonna happen tomorrow or next week

Give it like 6 or 7 months and he'll probably lose his shit.
Just give it time

Why do we keep choosing unstable people as mods?
Dont we ever learn?

>we
It's more the mods choose something that benefits themselves.

You do have a point there

Its like passing on the torch
Only its the special Olympics lmao

Maybe you can forgive because he was absent
I don't know what it's like to grow up without parents, all I know is what it's like to grow up learning to lie and hide everything from everyone from a very young age

i'm fighting the nine tails


how was i a benefit to anyone? how is alice a benefit to me?

u gotta become bros with the ninetails so you can get that super power up in kyuubi mode

Who here isn't unstable?

i just did a contract seal thingy and now i have the nine tails i think

Hello, that's me.

no dude you gotta release the seal once you got his trust and become an op jinchuuriki

i fought some dude and now the fox seems pissed at me even more than before..

I'm mostly stable but also have a tendency to take my arguments too far.

Test for admins

mmm ur fugged now
you gotta have an inner fight with the fox but make sure you have the strongest dojutsu to counter the genjutsu he got placed under

Uhh....let's see

Test, Ian, Sabs, Kon, Gnomes, Manaka, I think there's more but that's the few I can think of

I'd throw myself in there too but that's cheating lol


Free nudes

Duh, you know you're totally gay for his inverted dickpussy


He's a chill guy, I sorta see how I take after him.

Its like living at a relatives house and you try not to be a burden but then you somehow end up fucking shit up or your sibling does so they make up a bullshit excuse that they cant support you anymore and you move to another relatives house, rinse and repeat.

In a way its good because you learn to be very self sufficient cause you dont want to burden or else you'll have to move and that means having to switch schools and pack all your shit etc

I moved like every fucking year all elementary school and some of Jr High
So it sucked but also was cool always being the "transfer student"
I became a lot more social cause of that too

Uhh....let's see

Test, Ian, Sabs, Kon, Gnomes, Manaka, I think there's more but that's the few I can think of

I'd throw myself in there too but that's cheating lol


Free nudes

Duh, you know you're totally gay for his inverted dickpussy


He's a chill guy, I sorta see how I take after him.

Its like living at a relatives house and you try not to be a burden but then you somehow end up fucking shit up or your sibling does so they make up a bullshit excuse that they cant support you anymore and you move to another relatives house, rinse and repeat.

In a way its good because you learn to be very self sufficient cause you dont want to burden or else you'll have to move and that means having to switch schools and pack all your shit etc

I moved like every fucking year all elementary school and some of Jr High
So it sucked but also was cool always being the "transfer student"
I became a lot more social cause of that too

i finished the prologue so i dont think i will be fighting it again anytime soon :c


shhh thats between her and i, nobody is supposed to know!!

Even if someone is stable there is always is favoritism

wait u were actually playing the game lol.
i was just doing some shitty rp. ill shut up now

Like, only the first two of those are even around.

You go on huge rampages screaming at people to kill themselves like every three nights.

Like how do vaginas like that even look anyways?
Does it just look like the coin slots at the arcade machines? They dont have clits right?

I kinda wanna Google images but I know they are gonna scare the shit out of me

lol
i got it in the humble bundle and thought i'd play it if it came with what i was getting. i remember an old naruto game for the ps2 not being that bad before


i could show you pics i've had sent to me but it might scar you lmao
depends on the work but usually yeah. not like i know or anything??

Well that's what you do on here for fun

Who ever said I wanted to be mod?

That's like having a job that you're not even getting paid for and you can't even abuse power cause then everyone will start crying and they'll revoke your shit.
Not to mention a lot of people will start hating on you cause you're a mod

Just look at Bebop, he was an aight dude
Then he became Mod and everyone fucking started hating on him.

Its like having an internship you can't even put on your resume

Why would you ever?

actually there are videos of it being done and then like how it looks after and just
soto dont do it man

kinda wanna look at inverted penises now


w/e you say weeb

Post them

Dont be a chicken :^)

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there's a guy named Tsuchi in this lol


ur the weeb

it is probably one of the worst things i've ever seen and i've seen some shit.
this world is nothing but suffering

naruto game where you actually play as Zabuza when??
i remember the one i played let you control him but it was like a fighter game, basically reskinned street fighter

Can't be as bad as some dude squeezing out a bunch of mango worms burrowed from a dogs snout

That shit gave me goosebumps and my hairs were standing up

Never again
Poor dog was alive too

is it the tsuchikage
the shadow of stoners

You stupid nigger the Naruto game for the GameCube had Zabuza as an unlockable character in it

He was kinda slow but nigga did tons of damage and had so much reach.

I forgot which Naruto game it was tho

Wayyy back dude

I didn't know feku was asian though

Show me your tiny dick fam

ninjutsu spam is op lol wtf this game is broken already


do you remember then the zetas cut a dudes head off with a chainsaw and recorded it? i watched that in my english class within the hour it was posted.
worms and holes in stuff are cheap things just like a jump scare in a 'horror' movie


idk i think he worked at a shop. i ran away because i didn't wanna eat ramen


i never owned one before :((

kef is like ikt ngl

muh dik is p big tho


im not /g/

Oh, gore shit really doesn't do much for me for some reason
Yeah I've seen that one, his homie right next to him just sees the shit go down then hes next.

Poor guys

That other vid of some chick who got in an accident and her face was obliterated and eyes were hanging and she was like trying to hold it together from falling apart was spooky.

LMAO YOURE VIETNAMESE?

That's like the Mexicans of Asian
Congrats fam

i am


im p sure they cut into the dudes arm too and he was just like "omfg just kill me already"
i have seen some shit like that irl too. world is shitty and i was planning on sleeping soon.. now im gonna dream about this shit..

Pft

Kakashi is such a bro I wish I still had the unmasked pic of him

... im not


teach me hacker stuffs

Here have some ghetto Russian pyrotechnics to ease your nerves

this always makes me laugh and calms my tits

goodnight thread

every single fucking time i've been to florida i've seen someone get killed. the first time i witnessed a murder i was 8 and my family was going to disney world
i've been to florida 3 fucking times and it's terrible. california has strict af gun laws and i've gone there hundreds of times to only have seen two deaths, only one by a gun.


its boring though


i want to learn russia
WTF LOL WHY
WHY holy shit dude

Whatever he says when he gets to the biggest one makes me giggle

I jumped over a homeless guy that was sprawled across the sidewalk when I was in HS and me and my friends were cracking up then like 2 blocks later we see an ambulance stop by where he was and we sorta stuck around to see what was wrong with him and they put a sheet over him

So I could sorta say I jumped over a dead homeless guy once

Was p cool tbh


Why not?

Its fucking hilarious

you get no ninis from me
you called me a bad slut


oh well
btw kakashi got face revealed and desharinganed in the series already

i imagined the dude would blow his hands off
scary


i know he did ;-;

Russians fear nothing

WE WILL BUY ANOTHER KET

i cant believe you know this much shit about naruto but you dont even know the ponytail dude that cucks u in eva

Feku lemme see your skin color

I need to confirm if I'm more yellow than you

too lazy to take one now this is all u get

i fear nothing itself


i never finished evangelion and watched naruto all the time when doing homework in middleschool
it was like the cool thing to watch at the time

cut ur nails jesus

fucking weeb
i was watching totally spies in middle school


i did like a month ago

No way that's fucking real lmao
Cause its impossible to type with nails like that and especially since you shitpost like your life depended on it

Unless you really are a fucking trap

That would make sense since you secretly crave cock and weight like 100 lbs

Damn that 17 boipussy must be tender as shit

I rember

lol r u a girl

if i wanted cut scenes that lasted like 5mins+ i would be playing metal gear solid again!!!
wtf is wrong with this game

i cut them last month cuz ban used a command seal on me


seems like the type of shit that would air in eu
didnt code lyoko originate from your lands too


nah dude it was one of my fap sources

started early on the cartoon fapping huh
i just looked up porn on my computer or watched slutty music videos on mtv lol
yo that was my shit tho

I cut my nails like every three days.

i started fapping at like 8 or something
naruto hentai was the shit when i was like 10


sounds excessive and unhealthy
maybe tone it down to a week or something

Call me a fucking faggot but I would watch G4TV most of the time or actually read books or draw instead of watching cartoons back when I was in middle school

Though Avatar The Last Airbender, Naruto, Inuyasha, and a couple of other anime were an exception

It's really not.

You need to cut your nails.

yeah I fucking loved code lyoko

Totally Spies was cool

ITT: nostalgia

Hinata, Ino, Tenten, Kagome, Kikyo, Sango, that red headed bitch from Foster Home for Imaginary friends, and the chick who worked at the ramen shop in Naruto

THOSE WERE MY FIRST EJACULATIONS

GOD BLESS

JUSTICE

i jerked it to the episode where one of them got stuck and and they needed to butter her out


OH SHIT DUDE RAMEN CHICK AYY
i got really into that one doujin where sakura gets drenched by all the shadow clones and after that naruto fucks hanabi

Oh no wait I lied

I watched the shit out of Doug, Rockos Modern Life, and Hey Arnold.

I almost forgot that shit dude

I shipped Helga and Arnold so hard

My first introduction to Tsunderes fam

Ah, back when I was an innocent little boy

ah yes


lmao i remember wanting to jump into tsunades tits and just falling asleep. still do


dude RIP G4
i miss that channel so much. i'd always watch it when i got home. im p sure everyone watched all the same stuff


i have a random ep dl'd on my external, someone from /g/ was uploading GoT and accidentally up'd it lol

I remember trying to rewatch it for nostalgia like a year ago but for some reason I couldn't even find it

if you ever need old shows like that just make a thread about it on /g/ asking if they have a public ftp up or not, its where i get all my stuff i can never find.

I think it's time we all moved away from this board if Bebop doesn't relinquish his power.

Wow degenerate.

way to be selfish and try to change the topic away from everyone else's nostalgia, bard

I used to read lemon fanfictions like a mad man in Middle school

Dont laugh ;~;


Dude, G4TV was the shit
The show Icons was my favorite cause it was so informative yet nerdy af
Ninja Warrior and Attack of the Show was cool too

OH AND THAT OTHER SHOW WHERE THEY RATE VIDYA AND THAT DUDE WOULD BE LIKE

A FOUR OUTTA FIVE

Ah, those were the days man.
Simpler times


BOIIIII

YOU ALREADY KNOW

I found some pic of her on the interwebs back when I was a Noob and didn't know much about computers
The pop ups would spook the shit out of me

bebop is okay

GTA Vice City was my fucking JAM when i was like 10 years old

not really

Bard how do you feel now that Alice is a mod?

Angry?

Sad?

Turned on?

NINJA WARRIOR

MXC

FAPPING TO OLIVIA MUNN

ALL MY WET DREAMS

ALL OF THEM

i hated when they did american ninja warrior cuz they changed the course and made it look too easy. i forget what show was on before xplay but it had that one chick on it who would always talk about cheat codes n stuff lmao i'd write them all down even if i didnt own them.
aots was hella good too. i wish kevin got on better shows after it ;-;

your gonna make me fap to shitty drawn naruto doujins again


will i regenerate if i fap to megu


i had an old laptop my uncle gave me back when i was a kid and learned how to deal with all the virus and popup shit after doing a bunch of those surveys for gaia credits.
sometimes i like to go on porn websites with adblock off just to see what kinda hentai toys they show me

All I'm saying is we should move to another board like /lewd/ or /imouto/.

Or we could just bite the bullet and go back to Holla Forums.


Alice is cool, I don't care.

you say that like its a bad thing

if you're trying to run away from me then going to my home will do you no good

Yes

Fap away my perv.

i remember being so god damn angry at that shit i wanted to punch a god damn hole in the wall

These all, sadly, sound like plusses. Post face pls even though I'm 90% sure you mentioned being a dude we can make do if you really put your all into leggings and tucking.

I was actually joking with someone from threads earlier today about how you were crying about me making Alice a mod and how you said you'd never come back. I said how great it was that even if you try to run away from you that you just can't.


I mean I secretly wanted it because I was in my own world thinking I could get on it and was like omg this is my chance but at the same time NOOOOOOOOOO

why can't i just drive my car with a controller that would be much easier

Make a new thread.


You don't own Holla Forums.

>>>/soto/


I didn't have my own PC until I was like 12, I would only be allowed an hour of comp time cause my family was strict like that with the family PC and whenever they would all go out and I'd be hone alone I'd run to that shit and fap my heart away

I learned pretty quickly though
I was the only tech savvy from my whole fam


Yeah, it was different to say the least lol
Oh Xplay was cool too, though I would always change it when Cops would come on.
Yeah same, I had a notebook just in case
I never even played video games at the time but just liked watching all the games and would be all like damn that looks like a fuckin cool ass game

G4TV died right? I dunno around what year tbh cause I went full weeb and just stopped watching TV all together cause I had my own computer

It all went down hill from there

nah we need a new board where none of us controls it.

ok

new threead

i still watch cops every chance i get, the reboot is p good.
yeah they got bought out or something and were changed to "Esquire channel", no clue what it's about but it's nothing I know. it went out like a year or two ago

Bebop, Alice, you two are fuckers.
I am the resistance now.
THIS NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP.
TO.NOT.TREAD. ON. ME.

How tragic... I own other, more interesting realms, like that special hole in your subconscious where the shadow spiders live.

...

There is a new thread

Test get some sleep you fuck

No.