ITT: we pretend to be neoliberals

The USPS is an aging dinosaur and a relic from a less-agile era. I propose disrupting it by having ride-sharing drivers store the parcels in the laps of their passengers. Users of the app would be reimbursed with blockchain micro-credits every time they allowed the course to their destination to be diverted so a package could delivered. The reimbursement would go up by 20% if the passenger himself disembarks from the vehicle and brings the item to the recipient's door. Dog treats would be stashed in the driver's glovebox. Of course a cloud-enabled JIT-compiled stack written by our best Mongo.db ninjas and React.js rockstars would drive the entire process while ensuring minimal information leakage to three-letter agencies.

We are already YCombinator backed and round two funding begins next quarter. We hope to roll out service in the Bay Area by autumn.

What? How will rural areas get mail? I dunno something something machine learning.

I mean what's wrong with sweatshops? If you hate sweatshops you hate the global poor, who would have no other option and would all starve if we didn't seize their land and resources and "encourage" them to work in our new sweatshops.

Also "sweatshops" is a slur used to demean the very good and definitely not exploitative workplaces of proud POC around the world. We just need to make sure those sweatshops produce clothes for Beyonce instead of for Ivanka.

Women, and people of color need to be forcefully shoehorned into all media, and entertainment because they are oppressed, and under represented. Also don't forget about ethical consumerism, and compassionate capitalism :)

Leftypol are just a bunch of anti-rich bigots. They are jealous and blame their failures in life on anyone marginally more successful than themselves.

Brb getting out my guilloti– erm… My guitar.

People aren't inequal, yet should be treated equal because treating them inequal would go against equality which we don't believe in.

Burping is fucking disgusting you Amerishit

people are*

Why is everyone pretending to be AnCaps? I thought Neoliberals were different.

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This is why I need wealthism

I don't support wars in the middle east because it is statist even though Neo-Cons are the ones bombing statist socialists in order to free up the market.

clever neoliberals know they are not deregulating the economy, but re-regulating it and using the state for the short term interests of capital.

socdems on't realize that the neoliberals will just re-regulate the state again to counter any reforms or crises that neoliberalism causes and nothing short of revolution can top the neoliberals at this point.

ancaps are too stupid to know how the state is necessary for the free-market to function in the world today

Ancaps are basically just edgy neoliberals
Funnily enough, I know an ancap who hates neoliberalism

How that possible? Aren't Reagan, Thatcher, and Pinochet their idols? NeoLiberalism is just everything ancaps actually want put into action, their just too autistic to realize it.

I think it's something to do with "globalism"

Upper-middle class jackoff pretending to know what working class people are like.
Basic table manners and looking clean is arguably among the vital working class pursuits there are.
Give a man who earns a dollar a day an extra dollar and he's going to go out and buy soap and as good clothes as he can find.
That's PRIDE, something most of you Stirner-quoting shitheels wouldn't know if it bashed your brains in.

Not the free market, but Capitalism. Ancaps are right in the single aspect that a free market (which they paradoxically call Capitalism) does not and cannot exist under statism, since the markets are controlled by the state for the benefit of the wealthy, they just make the absurd conclusion that an actually free(d) market would be like current Capitalism but worse (which they call better).

Guy is probably exaggerating or leaving out some inconvenient details, but it seems kinda unnecessary to forcefully kick out and beat up some retarded American ancap kid and not just ask him to gtfo.

This is where my tumors develop tumors of their own.

Americans call them libertarians.

Dont be so autistic.

Fuck off Zerzan even my pet rats even use sand as a toilet.

you're right I should have made that distinction.

lol every time I read someone say there should be "mutual exchange" I think part of me dies.

Kek!

10/10 would kick that amerifat fascists out, too. Now I need to visit Greece.

I think it should teach him that going into abandoned building to take drugs with group of strangers is not always the best idea. He also probably had one of those famous ancraps ideological blocks when they can't comprehend anything you are trying to tell them, answering muh socialism to every question.

None of this happened.

Stop appropriating the German language, you Sheißlord.

fascism is neoliberism with borders

Capitalism may not be perfect, but it's the best system we have.

But hillary and the like are neoliberal and not (american) libertarian. It has more to do with free trade, deregulation, the "one world market" increasing the fluidity of capital and labor, and eroding the nation-state all as a response to capitalist crisis. It's a return to elements of "classical liberalism" in a modern context

Burping is only ok when cute girls do it, when men do it its a sign of provocation and disrespect, must be met with zero tolerance. Respect the rules of the dinner table or leave my house