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I was tempted to just link you all to the spam thread that has been there for awhile.
But instead newt thread.

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Gee thanks.

I'm breaking up with you if you try and defend yourself.

No meme is good.

...

Spoilers gimme a hug

It was not for you, it was for Soto. Nerd.


Grim's rules do not control me!

You can't break up with me. I'm breaking with you.

Gee thanks.

*breaks up with you*

*cries*

Clean up the mess and maybe I'll take you back.

This IS true
Kill me

goddammit brady

patriots done farming

they ready for that kill

But you're the one that caused all this.

Why should I ?


We wouldn't even be having this problem if you could handle my girth.

Because I asked nicely?

Get drunk again and then I'll do it.

I tried to get drunk yesterday and failed pathetically

You are welcome, fag.

I accept the welcome, Quebecois.

sadness

That would be insulting if I was in fact anywhere near there. Good on you for knowing the word though.

It's the most insulting thing I know of to call a Canadian.

I want to struggle snuggle Spoilers

Hahgay.com

I was kinda almost a little insulted for him.

Is this you irl?

Why do you want me to get drunk anyway?

I would say I was sorry.

But I'm not Canadian enough to do so.

Tracer is breaking all the hearts today.

Who knows ?

No, her eyes aren't blue enough and her hair isn't brown enough.


It's cool, I didn't end up getting offended anyway.
Almost.

I could not care less.

Hm.


Hm.

Then I'll have to assume.
I'm very disappointed in you.

...

Sorry Tracer, you just do not turn me on. :^)


Oh gosh that is an adorable kitty. Is it yours?

For what reasons?

I take pictures with every neko I see

Good?

The reasons I just assumed.

patriots win

What did you assume?

...

Well the current sample size of your interactions with me while I'm inebriated is one.

being kick ass is a trope

I am only human.

Whatcha watchin?

I mean more like the shit you see every anime.
Like, I'm watching Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress and it's cool because the zombies are scary as shit, but they pull the whole OP moe who's half zombie and the main character who is the same and it's basically Attack on Titan now and they had some CGI monster blob BS.

Really? Wew, how big is the collection so far?


For me, yes.

This absolves you of your sin?

I think it just means I can sin as much as I want and get away with it.


yeah something like that

Good?

i want someone to lick my tummy...

I want someone to tummy my lick....

Probably
But I'll judge you for it.

That's gay, yo

sup fags

Hahgay.com

rip ;~;

Only after you sober up though.

Not a fag

n o t h i n g

Um you totally are.

It truly upsets me to no bounds.

b o r i n g

Behave.

I don't think so.

There has to be an alternative. This is most unacceptable.

You shush

y e s

Youtube I guess.

you seem to really enjoy yourself.

swear to god m8

always the same


nobody will click that tho

Then the joke is forever dead.

Don't tell me what to do!


I do

Or what?

I'm just speaking my mind.

...

Behave, mutt.

fix it

You're speaking gay

I'm gay.

Stop posting this.


I refuse


How tho?

...

No gifts then.

Yes.

Everyone's gay on the internet

I dunno
provide things to be done

Hm.

What about the gay shit I've done IRL then ?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

not even clicking that fam
i already know it's something gay


What gifts?

its not even gay

The internet turned you irl gay too

Gifts for good dogs.
But you aren't being a very good dog right now.

don't lie to me

but i am not a dog

Before I go back to sleep

Squash is s bad boy
Tom brady is best boy

I did stuff before I was on the internet though.


I never lie

I have no terminology for good cats.

No.

18 shots.

Go for broke.

Don't wake up.

Spoilers gimme a hug

(feku)
yeah.. ive been sitting on these gemsa for ages
:)

(Nezumi)
thanks!

except right now


you're fucking up then

Too rich.

The internet merely turned you gay preemptively

if a woman licks a guys tummy it's not gay

and either way I'm bi so :x

I own you, whore.

Few women here.

not true

bump

In your filthy faggot dreams

Hah

Hahahah

Nezi is a fucking fairy kys

...

Do you wanna fight?

no

You're all I dream about.

what happens in them?

I'll fist you.

noty

It is a secret.

victory

Tell me


how

youtube.com/watch?v=eTKVj__cSks

What do you have to compensate me?

oh you meant in threads

yeah that's true


:c

gay

play videogames with me senpai

Hm.

Night.

what do you want

Depends on what you're willing to give.

Yeah but you asked here and everyone here is a guy

anything i can

...

Ass pic.

...

goodnight tracer.


I misunderstood.

can you speak?

...

...

Your ass.

...

I'll misunderstand you

Not happening captain

...

how 2 use horse?

Not telling then.

Spoilers so far I'm like 5 pics in

...

you will never get my newds

...

Revy

...

...

That is your name, yes

I can only assume they are not worth getting.

Hodor.

...

you're the one that wants them

Nezumi

Ban

Archives

(other names)

It's a good name

I never watched breaking bad

And as a man who fucks dogs we can assume I am the only one here with low enough standards to want them.

Plug it in. Be a man.


xp

there are several people who want pics of my cock for some reason

Microbiologists, I'm sure.

Good job

why blood?

You can't even pick one name for yourself

Don't

Eliza has a slight drug problem.


Isn't it great ?

is flat supposed to be a term for no power?
hi squid


i guess you arent that lucky either
how many boxes did u open

Admit it.
You laughed.

strawpoll.me/12280118

Thank you I worked hard on it

...

not even a smirk

...

...

I guess I'll ask the mortician to look at your sense of humor once the microbiologists are done with your dick.

...

who is eliza?
._.
teach me


like over all? i dunno... maybe close to a 100 over the span of a year?

wow you mustve played a lot
i only opened like 20 boxes so far

stop talking about my dick faggot

...

yeah... i've been playing since ancient times.

I'm gonna go to bed instead.

hi


post a cuter avatar
this one is garbage

Knee knee

I have this, the cat, and Asgore.

Oh, and my comic crops.

;~;

but....
pls don't leave me behind. u_u

ok.... nini

Hello
Should I post tasteful Revy sideboob

cat

me 2 but i only have 1 gem

I have like 20 images of him.

Do you want someone to ask you for lewds?
cause if so just post them

still better than the other one

i get lotsa good ranks and S+
that's how i get lots key fragments and chests

I have considered an anime folder, but anime is trash.

I'm too delirious from the work weekend to think clearly
I want to post softcore lewds but I don't want to regret it

i always get all my chest but the key fragments never drop????


if u arent confident in ur body dont do it

what character


so do it in private

Kirito or I'll just recap my first folder of Zorori.

u should play tonsa aram like i do....

i get key frags every 2-3 games...
._.
and once it get 3 i open anotha wun and anotha one
easy loot crate openings

That's not the problem

I've already showed my partners but I can't decide how much of a slut I should be

This is some advanced attention whoring.

can I see? :3

i know like 17 people who post kirito and that furry thing looks like shit


as much as you wanna

be wild
post random exciting stuff
express urself

I have spent many years honing my art

Maybe

I don't know how much I wanna

that doesnt sound very fun tho


oh well if you arent in a stable state of mind dont do it

And you're posting the red bitch from Madoka.
Not really original either.

Luka said to post exciting shit to express myself so I will now begin a dump of bestiality.

then why'd you ask

she is mai waifu of course I'm posting her

it's fun.

No
You're basically hitler

yes
how have you not heard that

Yours and literally all the other weeb trash.,

How dare you ignore me

IDK I'm exhausted and want to feel good about my body

off yourself

playing random champions on a straight map over and over doesnt sound fun. Even winning or losing feels like it comes down to rng


no one says that here. but it sounded familiar

I'd rather get off to you.

lemme see it then

Revolting

please~?

What if I regret posting it

then you fucked up
don't do it here

I actually went and double checked for other replies
I'm sorry I'm awful and also kind of off put because of reminded that everybody I consider friends also thinks that.

I'm not sure how ruining my electronics is being a man.

You're welcome for having received the greatest and most sincere of compliments.

awful

...

its action packed, intense team fight skillshot brawl of random fun-ness, like a box o chocolate 'never know what ur gunna get'
it good hyperbolic time chamber training sesh

yes?

No, never mind. It's not important.

ugh

...

yah but wut if i get a really borin champion 3 times in a row

click the reroll button
lol
it's there for a reason! :P

i forgot that thing existed. I dont like playing alone tho and no one invites me

we shoulde play someday...

but im just gonna bother u

how?

i might lose

and then we win

is it luck or skill

THE PATRIOTS

hello friends

can someone not boring please post?

No. Fuck you.

...

yes i like you

remove neets

Okay sure I'll post!

Oh wait...

wait for what?

is it still called skinny dipping if she's fat

both!

no one will hire me, i can't help what i am.

did you see the super bowl friend?


is it called skinny dipping if she's average weight?

Someone interesting to post

Do I look like I have an american flag over my head?

i'll die before that happens

There's interesting people here, just not posting right now.

♥
snaggletooth

you've got a point, now i feel stupid for asking.

it was still one of the best moments in sports history, it was like a movie only thing that came close recently was the cubs winning the world series

what do you guys do for fun here? my NEET life is lonely and i want some friends


a football team, big huge guys that play pretend war and give each other brain damage all for commercials

yes


i bet her bites feel nice

...

oh...
wasn't there like supposed to be some kinda foot ball thingamajigger happinin today? ._.


tell me more~

Suck a dick Peyton Manning Get BTFO

I shouldn't .///.

you mean that little thing that gets more viewers than the fucking moon landing every year?


agree, but please refrain from bullying Manning

So I've heard
I've seen people getting buttmad because apparently everyone hates the team that won.

I dunno, shitposting and circlejerking, mostly.

but.... her snaggle...
and smile
and red hair...


sport thingys...
i don't like sports.

No.
Not when there is a GOAT loose.
5. More. Years.
Rename it the Bellichick Trophy

the perfect waifu

*hugs*

but i like my waifu more

Trash

they hate them the same way people hate Conor Mcgregor, the lakers, the Yankees, or the Blackhaws. the dominant team in the league catches all the hate

and that sounds fun, i like to shitpost and circlejerk. maybe i'll stay at least for today


what do you like then? i'm guessing cute anime and obscure games


who said brady is going to stay 5 more years? also monogatari is not that bad, sure it's kind of contrived but it's got some well designed metaphors and jokes

Its a rumoured number, reports have stated Brady is looking to extend their deal. We'll see. But he's done it all at this point.
And pfffffffffffffffffffffft
Top kek.

obsuce popular kewl anime
&
cute chill fun popular games

also food, youtubes, uh.... movies?

and and and... Holla Forums Holla Forums threads???

ur silly if u pick ur waifu based off the series

It seemed to be deeper for some people but I don't really care about American football because it's shit and I'm not American.

Enjoy your presence in our mildly boring anime circlejerk then.

yayy squiddy also hates the football we have here

...

Kaiki is best girl.

Pfff

that's good for him i guess, not my home team so i'm not particularly hyped but you kind of have to bet on the pats, you know? this win was undoubtedly brady's doing, so it kind of silenced the doubters. he's a good man

and what do you think about NGE?


what's the hip anime this season? i hardly keep up anymore


i will i guess, thanks

You haven't seen the show, have you

Mhm NGE is my show fam.
And yeah, no one can really give flak after that performance.


Ive tried. Its cancer. Pervert cancer.

i dunno... i guess demi chan konosuba lwa

...

gay

who actually watches that though

I had a request to cap that blonde thing. It was an ordeal.

*boops thread*

it's a good show, what other sports do you watch?


i'm watch only konosuba, it's pretty good. pretty much all funny animes do metahumor these days.

also saw that gabriel angel one, only the first few episodes were good. i wish she spent more time as a NEET. you know to relate


i am a bit happy right now yes

Do that again and I'll fucking stab you.

Me.


What, Shinobu?

Everyone already avatars as her, where's the originality?

Mainly European Football. But i enjoy NFL, UFC, Rugby. Ive been known to enjoy a spot of test cricket now and then. And of course the olympics.
American/Europeanfootball are my main thangs though.

I know, i know. It was their choice, not mine

i havent watched that Dropout anime yet.
but yeah funny anime is good
:)

i want a avatar!
:D

puella magi madoka magica is a funny anime

Havent you got a gajillion?

yeah...
:c
i guess i just want a crunchy roll instead.


it is?

awful

it depends how you view it tho.
personally i find it funny. have you seen it?

baseball, football, hockey, and MMA for me. I'll watch soccer during fifa, and a few Olympic events.

now the post event depression where i regret not picking up a sport as a kid..


it's fun, but it's nothing special. try it if you want.

What Shinobu poster is the most fuckable

Lemme checko a seco

only the original short 10 minute 10 eps


what else do u do?

Same, if id have had better coordination id have definitely wanted to do a martial art. Regretti fam

...

Let's hear it

ooh show me

They are going to say Alexis. Obviously.

i cant
its all gone now

Is he, though?

Yes.

yah but, the internet is the biggest archive

...

yup, time for a shitty depressed bud light.


hmm, listen to music and watch movies... and sleep 12 hours a day

O k

Invent your own sport

find it.


lol gaga is weird

do it for me

i'll just dominate one with not much competition, the only sport i'll win is the longest time trying to induce puking in the bathroom after shitty beer sport.


she's pretty weird but it was a decent show, listening to her music now. forgot some of these songs, wow

I'm going to give them all a pass.


I enjoy the music and strongly psychological focus of the show as you get further into it.

The boring backdrops, intermittent fight scenes, strange tangents, and fan service are all easy enough for me to stand.

woof woof


she looks weird jumping around strangely shaking and wobbling like a insane person, seizure.
lol those songs sound sooo old and outdated to me.

smol maki

...

*boop*

*stab*

she goes for weird, and understandable

who do you listen to?

i like big maki playing pianos

*bleeds*

Good job

See
It's better than a lot of garbage people here like.

Like Konosuba or Umaru.

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