Don't you guys love a balanced breakfast

don't you guys love a balanced breakfast

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Breakfast is important meal.

b a l a n c e

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l i f e

Feng Shui your bowels.

it is gud


yes yes

skip brexit and you will have bad metabolism.

what a gross trip

Lord give me strength.

Oh it wasn't updating

See that's not getting run over by tank girls
that's getting run over by girls in tanks

play vidogam to entertain

personally I just prefer some eggs to a balanced breakfast

God hates fags.
You'll get AIDs and be happy.

I would trade 6 million Jews to rid this earth of one.

jesus christ thats a bad joke


how rude


some eggggggggs

You didn't just fucking imply that.


'Tis my schtick.

get bullied loser

Maybe even 10 million.

yes
I typed that and then deleted it because it'd be too gay

y-your being a BAKA!!!!!

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overwatch?

you.... you've been drinking!

Sure. Private or public call.

you're pretty gay

There is no evidence of this

Squiddy is a pretty gay >:3

facesitting is the worst fetish

its basically eating pussy under pressure

Its better than scat or heterosexuality

prove it

I dunno, even if you dislike it, there's almost certainly worse.

i feel like this is a personal attack on my character tokai

eeew


homo


like yours


heheh she's handicapped

you have awful taste

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thicc is the worst fetish

cupcake is best fetish

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Wow, long haired faggots are the worst fetish

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noooo


I agree because I'm not thicc

Excuse you I have only the most patrician of fetishes.

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such pleb tier fetishes
pls go

You say despite contributing so much to the Official Thicc Headquarters™

sad!

Wow, what do you want to fuck squiddy? A tarantula?

quiet you, you have objectively wrong opinions.

my blood boils every time maki is posted

I was trying to do an even more personal attack on guero's character.

how come? was the only blushing picture I could find in this folder. weirdly uncommon for such a shy character.

...

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cause shitfox

embarrassing!

GG

but then you see that it's me who posted it and your heart instead goes dokidoki, yes?

my heart always goes dokidoki when you're around

Should have made it more obvious you fag

sounds like it might be serious. should get that checked out with a doctor.

damn!

Hahgay.com

like bogans


:-;


h-huh, that's really mean!!
say sorry


ewh

Can we not ban Sci again

it would be obvious enough to guero.


I refuse.

Boganhood is like, the biggest possible turnoff.

homosexuality is le choice~

Clockwork is a Bogan, right?

ur mom's a bogan huehuehue

i don't wanna


taken down

qq

he lives in queensland so statistically there is at least a 100% chance that yes

Your video earlier... the POTG... It wasnt good.

What the fuck.

what if the doctor was me?

I'll go cry in the corner


bbut beer n kangoos


dd

i have werthers originals :3

I have to say, as a man of impeccable taste, that that is disgusting.

Yeet

scoots why would you do this I was just joking around you went TOO FAR MAN

yeah i unno why tho


operate on me

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don't get tears on the wall I just redid them.

Fucking Obama

I have an itchy trigger finger on the red button. Burn or be burned baby.

phst. heh. yea, i dont care what my parents think.

i havent had them in ages,

how are you today, scoob?

That is because you cant think

it's important that people not be restricted while they are getting helped, tracer. like you know ANYTHING


I'll need to give you a thorough checkup first.

careful scoots. burn too much and you could end up on fiiiiire

b a s e d

More than you'd think.

Tired. Work was tiring. Have another 3 days in then have time off. Its going to be gruelling.
You?
Ever have Nando's Crisps? Shit, its well cheeky.

what does this entail?

my parents arent proud of me.

^ fly motherfucker

*pukes on the wall*

jokes on you, I make it a point not to think.


I could never reveal my practices here. someone might try and set up a cheaper doctor's office to run me out of business.

grounded.

Thus I'm right.

Feuer! Feuer! OMGWTFBBQ-Mode engaged

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discord

theyre 2good, fuckers probably wont last the night


a little tired from walking around town, but otherwise good. im probably just gonna chill with the bf tonight.

i have not. normally when i buy crisps its either spicy doritos or cracked black pepper kettle chips.

impossible. old men are never right. you just don't understand us young people, grandpa.


this song probably sucks butt I bet. like u


kk

when I puke you should take care not ground

yo like uhm this banter is you know witty and all but like

You're older than me.

So you're even more incorrect than you were previously, according to you.

puking is forbidden. I ain't your mom.


yes that was the joke, tracer.

I was wrong scoots. this song is pretty dope.

6 nations time again

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I mean, they were nice... But they were advertised as hot and I didnt get any kick. That said I have a spice fuelled diet. Vindaloos the norm.
And thats cool, chilling is the best.


Easy there Tom... no need to get so Petty.

auntie look at my trip

see

I saw! I fucking love it.

The ability to tell a good joke must be based off age as well.

this place is taking forever to get me actually working why is there no place around here w its shit together

thank god ill never have to deal w something like this again

yeah. you're too young to tell them or get them.

b-but taking care

th-thanks~

Better than being old I guess.

ha!

Obligatory.

you want me to take care of you? ha! gay.


if you ever link a bad song we aren't friends anymore.


being old is the fucking worst, tracer. just die before then, seriously.

make me tomato soup

me: literally fapping off to children as i post this

That's why I drink.

I can only eat food thats been pre-chewed or vomited out by and inkling (girl)

same

But... How many times have I been on point in chat... With my terrible kaREEEEEEEoke...

whats her e-name again? i wanna stalk her a lil

you will get lobster bisque and you will like it.


gotta drink more. you might survive another few years if you don't.


that's a good point...you are consistently the one who joins in...

slut

iunno those words

squiddy baby tell me u love me

Best way to live forever, actually.

Tiny dancer, I...

I acknowledge ur existance

because you're a child.


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HOLD ME CLOSER TIIIIINY DAAAANCER

I'm a 19yo big adult

At least i'm not alone.


Leave my waifu alone.


I said eat.

yeah baby

...

you are tiny child.

Me, via alcohol preservation.

Count the headligts on the highway~

you're slowly replacing your blood with alcohol ???

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even lewder

that whole album is pretty damn solid, actually. love me some elton.

nothing beats "goodbye, yellow brick road" though.

she kinda looks like she could be your little sister. i mean ive only seen your hair

Yes.

*blegh*
open wide

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sounds risky.

then take care of me


ye

I'm not your mother.

Yes
an inkling could vomit out condensed ink

Sounds *whisky

hard to believe the whole morning/afternoon crew was disavowed me! it'sfor the best tho.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ashamedly, I cannot say I know much of their backcatalogue. Never gotten around to checking it out. Soon though, I figure.
The genius from Mr.Piano man is undeniable. Like the sass.

check out "goodbye, yellow brick road"
if that doesn't turn you into an elton fan nothing will.

She is not my sister.

My sister doesn't make threads about herself to try and become internet famous.


You're not a squid though.


I'm not ready though


You ignored the food part though.

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I jizz 80 proof puns.

make sure to get it all in the shotglass. I could use some alcohol about now.

what does she do? are there other things to do than that?

Would need a two shotglass.

I have a feeling I am predisposed to Elton tbh. The "popular" songs are amazing enough to make me think that.
If I hadn't work in the morning I would be be tempted to see if the backcatalogue were on spotify, crack open a crate of beer and melt the night away.

i thought tb was heterosexual??????

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That would be gay.

send nudes

And you AREN'T gay... Nope... No sir-e. Not gay. Not at all. Nope.

how do you know about that? dont snoop through your sisters phone.

Glad we're clear on this.

Oh I lost track of the conversation I guess.

We wouldn't want to be confused, would we.

Mhm.

i must say i deeply respect ur e-game and ability to procure nudes and secretly also that you got asked out by a dude even tho im not gay.

adopt me


whyy

Yeah, you think, condensed ink is food, you fucking weirdo.

None of these things have ever happened.

Its all been one big lie and I can't go on living like this anymore.

I'm actually a 400 pound black man with no reasons to live.

oh my. how delightful.


make sure you do sometime. you're doing yourself a disservice by not listening to him more.


um wtf ???!!!

You're to big for me.

HI BAN

You'd die, though.

It literally is food though.

I would not.

wuuh?


im smol

lmao much love my dude. even if i have nothing else to give at least i can give that! ayyo hang back for a minute imma lurk the place real quick

I'm not adopting you. you'd be way too much effort.

that's not JUST ink

Hello fek u


Maybe your body is but you dick won't fit inside me.

Ive time off Wednesday and Thursday. Perhaps Tuesday evening I can get on it.
I do have two bottles of Rum still left unopened from Xmas.
I might combine it with making a cheesecake/and cooking.
Because nothing ever bad happens when you cook blind drunk.

Probably.

Have fun.


The vomits not just ink too.

explain why.


I've yet to have anything bad happen when I've cooked drunk. I usually end up with something insanely delicious too.

n-no im not


d-dick??!

you'd be constantly throwing pillows and demanding medals.

Alcohol poisoning.

it's vomit and ink?

I can handle my fucking liquor you asswipe.

sooo..

...

Definitley one of the things I miss from my previous job. Being able to do it drunk. On christmas my boss would even bring booze in to drink and do work. Shit was lit.

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Prissy baby vodka, yeah.

you said hi back

I would be a very neglectful mother.


what the hell kind of job was that?


excuse me. I can drink any kind of alcohol, I just like vodka.

im not using my dick

weirdo

Prissy.

Baby.

Booze.

Yes.

I will never say bye at the start of a conversation.

Might as well cut it off then

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not much difference then


ew no

Kitchen work. Was a small part time job that got me through my studies and teaching.

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you. are. a. bully.


fine. you're adopted then.

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You've said.

i bet i could do that one day

Is spiced rum a prissy baby booze?

groooss


yay ^ ^ where do I sleep


noo dont finger your mouth

out in the doghouse.

No. But it isn't manly man drink.

Return of the Living Dead tho

If you work hard i'm sure you can do anything. You're super smart and talented.

How can I be manly man then?

I can end conversations by saying hi too!
HI BAN

n-noooo!
I'm not a dog!


ew


lewd

Drink whiskey.

its the flavour i like tbh

Don't be such a bitch

Wood chip flavor tho

yeah but that's where your room is.

I demand another room


noon

Cannot be denied. Ever tried that JD honey? An interesting drop.

I have not tbh

Sounds okay tho

no wait !

To state the obvious, theres a nice honey flavoured after taste. Warming.
Tried some over the festive period.
Though scotch is always the go to top drop.

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i guess i have to reinitiate
BYE BAN

watcha want me to wait for?

t h i c c

Witcher 3 is hard

how to play

Never mind


you can leave now

become an beyblade

okay. you can sleep in the closet.

He is used to that.

nooo
I want a bed, that's a necessity!

how the fuck am I supposed to do this

do ho ho


your bed can be a moldy blanket I found in the attic. sleep tight.

pls stop posting worst keion thx

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Noooo ;-; I want a real big bed.
and lots of blankets


Wow are you the CEO of Trash Taste.Inc?

you can have these luxuries when you've earned them.

no that would be you
I'm the ceo of good taste.inc

git gud

brb leaving life

Lmao

how do I earn them


mom told you not to lie

your mom shoulda told you not to have shit taste

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my taste is superior
worst keion is pedo cat girl

those are fighting words

I bet asusa is infected with every std ever

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second worst is mio

you can't even spell her name right

bet he gives good head

indeed


cause she's so ugly

third worst is mugi

I'm feeling very horny, rec me a good doujin

shut up stupid

Mio > *

#1 mio
#2 mugi
#3 Yui
#4 Ritsu

no that's yui dumbo


yor stoopid


something with traps

Loli cat girl 2nd.

yui is fourth worse tho

pleb

Azusa is the first ava i ever had

What about Azunyan? :(

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mugi is first wurst

S-Source

*slap*

Mio is pure shit

Subtle's bed.

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shes only gud cuz she can play bass

That makes her shit though

fine shes full shit
didnt like her anyways
her porn is inferior

Subtle is a stupid fuck. WHat would you expect?

Mio is the only Keion I'd consider fapping to because you can tell she's a massive slut.

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Loco leave

Demi 5

If you only care about someone for their porn why not like all the boat girls?

I want to be a boat girl.

4EVA TERRORED

it was not caring, and i also care for other things besides porn
best boatgirl is kashima tho cuz porn

Its finny because you are a gook from boat people country.

Say, what's a boat girl anyhow?

A refugee

That's not Kasumi


Those girls from the Kantai Collection browser game / anime.
They're based off of war boats.

idk i didnt play the game or watch the animu

Goober.


Neat!

Why is there so much art from a non-anime character?

s-super goober?

She's like Hibiki, but her porn isn't shit.

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You're neat!


Because they were popular before the anime?

Dis tha emma?

Kongou > *

what is this anime called?

No, you're mistaking me for somebody else.

but why is Hibiki's porn shit

Noel (Sora no Method) - MyAnimeList.net
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My desktop is animated and responds to sound now.

sighhhhhhh.
If you were emma, you'd say you weren't though.

Because the better artists like Kasumi more.


Yeah, sure.

how do you know what her porn is like

Because C91 just happened and people upload to pixiv a lot.

whats your favorite c91 doujins

Supper gobbler.


You're fantastical!

They were all shit

whats your favourite doujins

oh lol, I already had it on my crunchy roll queue. thanks.

hah this fag uses crunchyroll!
lmao!!!

I've made a huge mistake

o//////o

wh-whats cookin good lookin'

rate my new wallpaper please


I can pet it and it makes lewd faces

?

Aww, you don't have to make stuff up just to make me feel good :3


The one where the boat accidentally pushes the other boat over and then gets a light bulb shoved up her lewd place and then it gets kicked and broken.

but can you press p to jiggle it


interesting. do you have a source or must i look into it

unohana character:uzuki

Tacos today. When I get my first big paycheck later this month (hopefully), I'm going to a place I've always wanted to try. I hear they have great swordfish.

Pic related.

How 'bout you, Doobar?


So modest.

I just click her Chest.

Just listening to music, sipping a beer. had work, got work tomorrow. le sigh.
TACO SATURDAYS!!!!!!
What kinda place? why so good?
I want some barbecue uguuuu

Oh please, don't be silly :3

that's the one, yup!

let me know what your favorites are when you finish.

fight me, hetero prince.

holy shit that was fucking hot
I wish they showed more of what happened


pressing buttons on your keyboard is easier than clicking tho

Okay... I might be dumb... But I didnt rrealize candle in the wind was this old.
I loved bennie and the jets, and really liked Fauneral for a friend/love lies bleeding , mostly loved the slow pick up to the high tempo piano

My hand is always on my mouse though.

i take mines off the mouse whenever i fap

Neat-o.

Somebody kill me

Lol take a look at this casual

Not all of us can be as talented with our ass as you.

awful is an unnecessary qualifier when talking about video games

Casual

wubbity rub

yeah that first track is such a strong opening. it's really an amazing album all around. very strong through the whole thing.

well true


What are you rubbing

get me this


tummy

Well. This was a good suggestion sir. Top chillies for you.

oh god it's sensual beer

wow, you are a gay

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is this gay

:3 awooo


not on cute twinks....I mean.... girls....

uuuuhm

Cute.

gay

left or right


its not gay!!!!

Left is cuter but right has better colors.

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soo left!

It's a sort of rustic steakhouse/seafood place I think. I've never been, but I hear good things.

Barbecue would be good. A nice brisket sammich.


But I'm not! :D

I want the peri peri bbq chikken in my tum pls

The fuck is with every quest having a depressing ending

l i f e

Actually, that sounds way better than brisket! :O

So my ISP got blocked by 4chan apparently.

I think i might actually consider suicide...

Yeah, left.

It burns the mouth in such a good way with melty chikken

If it don't burn, it ain't worth eatin'!

but what as a bottom?

I want my mouth to become nuclear ash.
the chillies..... they do nothing

B-but life isn't exclusively bad endings with every turn you take.

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