pretentious weeaboo avatarfagging/tripfagging/namefagging posters on Holla Forums
Pretentious weeaboo avatarfagging/tripfagging/namefagging posters on Holla Forums
I'll come back to this just because of the OP when I return.
idk i hoped u would remember
thats v nice!
Was Bc not a dude?
danes are mean edition
Jack, come back.
if you really loved me you'd buy me a dildo off my amazon wish list
Teasing the Dutch edition
dutch are fegs edition*
succ at osssss
Literally 100% of them
watch anime and fap
how long has this been btw then imma go
nothing wrong with fegs
But I've been doing that for the past 13 hours.
unofficial I'd say half a year
official I'd say 2mo
I don't believe you last this long.
im half fag
..be nice to me
not having been doing that for the past 13 years
step up senpai
I'm only 12
pics or it didn't happen
you're full and a half fag
I don't have that much time.
How am I not being nice? I'm not even saying anything!
Why not? You're NEET for a week.
What is this?
It actually gets sore after a while.
not saying makes me lonely and is mean too
i actually woke up at a reasonable time.
but fegs are already half fags
So I'm just a fag and a feg
I'm not sure this counts as a reasonable time
W I M P
I dont get it
It's just shitposting, it doesn't matter.
How are you?
You're the strange one!
Anyway time for moe
its 8:30 am for me
I ragequitted golf with friends and now Iunno what to do
Fine I'll just leave
where do you even live
Was it golf with friends with friends?
How do you ragequit golf?
what does that mean
I alt f4
means you're a laylaylazy
tfw you want to be fucked in the ass so much but you find 95% of men ugly as hell
im always lazy
Yeah but at that time it's not the mainland
you should apologize to your frenz
they can apologize to this dick
no its neet not neat
Dumbledore kills Harry Potter
Go watch Demi-san
cause I'll be lonely
What have they done to your dick that needs apologizing for?
But why though?
no neat not neet
mine is better than yours
not ride it
ugh no wrooong.
get it right
Rin isn't available?
It's a wild wild guess but could it be OSSSSSS
Sad times, friend!
so you have an a=occupation?
i played owesoo yesterday and i proer as heck notice me senpai
but iunno if for long
well make it count and bring in the big bucks one day!!
I bet you sucked.
I don't live on an island.
Yell at them 'till they fix it.
mega hard i did :D
become a billionaire and neet for the rest of yourlife
What kinda other games do you play then?
League, Zelda etc
people ride you when you yell?
that'd be amazing holy hell
I watched speedruns of Oracle of Seasons/Ages recently
Still pretty good
Sorry, I'll get to posting straight porn right away
N64 games ONLY.
i almost beat a 5 star map while holding in my pee!! but i cant do any actual plays that will give pp
lol. the other definition of gay
awh thank you
B-but women turn me on
LOL so bad
Look again, you didn't respond!
Well, no, but it's worth a shot
EAT MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same here, when they're not driving me insane.
I looked and there's nothing!
you don't sound very experienced
show me what you can do <3
You're right, I'm not very experienced in not having people ride my dick.
You wish DON'T YOU?
Comes with the package.
Just realized that I mislinked.
I would not stop you.
can i hav hug
rellu? replay wen
wooow you're a dick ride machine!
Hey, I'm trying to use you for experiments here
Go out, find a qt, REEEEEEEE at them, and post results
That's really gay.
I never played Zelda. Is it gud?
I'm #39 on the leaderboard
r u gud
but it's dark outside
No, I'm poo
when superglue doesn't want to stick but then you stick your finger in and it's permanently attached to the thing
I only have lewd solutions
ur so smol n cute
can i rub my penis on u
i super glued my dick the other day
Soyons les amants lesbiennes
Feku fuck off
i can be ur bacon daddy
it was accident
Perfect, they can't even see you, you won't even be judged?
What are you gluing onto your hand?
But why did you need supaglue anyway
noo but I'm scared to go out
My laptop is starting to self-disintegrate and I'm just trying to keep everything together.
One of the screw socket things broke so I hope a bit of super glue will keep it in place.
Or just no
Help, my hands are cold
What do you like?
You are now forced to have laptops for hands after gluing it on?
There are worse fates
What's the worst that can happen?
Someone makes you ride their dick forcibly?
i was making a mousepad
if u accept my love i will remain platonic
*holds your hands*
Or you could just fuck off
how to stop mean
stop pooing yourself
you cant haev pics of my dik
Tell me if they reee before penetrating you.
1 screw left
why would I wanna be penetrated by strangers??
I can't into sadpanda
is generic bestbuy pad that broke apart
Clean my diaper
Stop being annoying.
You're not a babby
It's very mild.
I made hot chocolate again tonight, I felt like I deserved it.
imsorryimsorry please don't cry
i haven't made a crying face yet so i won't.
I feel like I want some.
What did you do to deserve it?
The doujins I read are really vanilla.
Come by then
Can't all be a perv like you.
you make fun of me tho
So far ;;
I'm not pervy..
those are just bland
We'll make it a trip.
Why don't you show me something not bland then, mister not-pervy~?
For dick riding data.
8/10 would test again
but I don't save porn
but those are very lewd actions!
I can't just lewd for science
Damn lewds did you watch that game ^^
don't be rood
But how can you find the good ones again then?
I've shaken hands with THAT MAN KJAERBYE
I AM SO PROUD TO BE DANISH
Bet u think ur funny
so I always get to search
I dun wanna get up though
So, once a day?~
I feel you.
go build wall ugly
Yuh fake noos
pff not once a day.
I am not
I can't believe how rood u guys are being
I already am building it.
Sure you can.
I want to do thing but I also want to do nothing.
Not once a day
I guess there's a mild testosterone difference between us.
A lewd mind might think so.
sometime we build wall to c if they get broke down
This is true. I wrote a poem about that once when I was young.
what's that mean
ohh nice one again
ur a deep dood
I made it so the love of friends and family took the form of the power of river slowly but surely eroding it away.
It means I'm horny more often than you are.
someone protect my smile
What possible better reason could there be for lewding?
You dont' exist
Do you liike like dis
You're not waifu
how do you deal
haha you're a perv
humm love & lust?
Should be obvious that mine is dirty beyond redemption, but it was you calling me a perv.
Who wins Nuke?
lust after strangers
so radiant an bootiful
but are you not super strong and fight fighty
Ain't me sitting here calling pornography 'nice'.
I dunno, I got stuck in Zelda so I'm going to kill myself now or something.
Which makes you a perv!
shouldve made like a hydraulic dam or somethin
if you say so
it's a joke GOSH
git help or something
Astralis I hope
Weak and useless
but strangers are ew! they might smell and such
the art is nice
like that one
But the damn doesn't wear away. It is built to hold back the river.
usage: git <command>
You already knew this
Excuses only makes it more apparant what a perv you are
wow nerd i wasnt even thinking of that git
arent you super buff and pro fight
well you're the one posting them so you're the real perv!!
Stating the obvious is fun sometimes though!
Shoulda stopped at "i wasnt even thinking"
i wasn't even
Difference is that I don't deny it!
I know you are but what am I?
w-well that might be.
but I'm just a pure boy enjoying the art you post
Maybe not though!
It's like the dick lottery!
I'm glad you understand
Also a baka
While he's posting with one hand
Lewds is posting hecking good leds.
I wanna be rather certain when it's dick..
Well Icompete in the 2nd lightesst weight class
bath with breakfast or noh
wow youre second place in the world class?
Y-Yeah let's go with that
Watching Counterstrike and posting lewd while sitting in my big hoodie and hot chocolate
Life is super comfy
Hands above the blanket
I'm sure it's fiiiiiiiiine
I wish it was bed time
*holds up flimsy hand*
you can't know!
you don't know the dicks!
Hoodie AND chocolate AND stream wowie
It's almost bedtime here, just come by.
I said hands, plural, perv
I also have sweets but there are limits to the comfy
*hold up both flimsy hands*
8 hour flight
It'll be night time already...
I think I'll grab some then.
Sneaky is one of my favorites.
What's with these flimsy hands? What have you been doing?
;; Pull the curtains and get under the blankets, it'll seem like it's night. And it's an excuse to get in bed.
Sour winegums and chocolate mints!
me too thanks
>>>>implying it's not already dark outside
i just ate donut
What's depressing ya/
it's an INSIDE joke.
I know the dicks
All of them
That just means you don't even have to pretend or pull the curtains, you can just jump right under the blankets.
Donuts are pretty good, even Neru thinks so.
just look for all the itsy bitsy pieces that wont let you die
what doya think I was doing
Yeah I grabbed a bunch when I got vloai for the office.
I am under a blanket.
maybe getting lewds-level comfy helps
Masturbating, of course.
Throw your clothes off and go for a nap then! Or put on some streams.
I'm watching LCS!
I can't get nekkid!
Hey I wasn't the one posting androgynous girls.
how is this any different to any other pie?
I wouldn't do such lewd things whilst posting..
Being clothed under blanket is comfier anyway, so it's fine.
For the office
You got employed?!
Thus not funny.
You post anime tiddies on command.
What could be straighter?
Oh no my internship was finished and I got a good mark so I was like yay thanks and stuff.
If only I was done with school already ;;
You told me to get lewd-comfy!
Because I don't live alone!
Don't worry, I'm back.
Literally nothing I guess.
Better post anime tiddies to prove how straight you are.
Comfy blanket wrap and good noms and comfy things to do!
this feels like it should just be the dutch word for pie
Too late, we were all worried.
Not really convinced, again.
People remember that kind of thing. They'll probably happily act as references the day you start looking for a job.
Hmm, but if you're under your blanket that shouldn't be a problem?!
besides rubbing is not masturbation.
I hope so! Was a p gud project too.
But I'm already doing that.
But I'm still downstairs!
"I post anime girls on the internet to prove how straight I am".
I'd imagine one leads to the other
Naisu! Now find part time job!
You're making it really hard
you accusing me??
No time aside school!
Yeah well no one wants to see anime dicks.
Anime dicks on anime girls are gud
Not even for 10 hours a week? I imagine you'd be able to work from home too in your field!
Well that's just not true
Yeah it won't work on top of my commute.
Moving and rent and shit will also be expensive so I'd be stuck working there if I moved so idk what to do
making it really hard
Stop talking about your dick!
I know you are :3
You are too :3
Thats just gay though.
Hmmkay, I guess programming is a pretty tough field. You'll have to at some point though!
But I'm not :3
What the heck? Perv!
The thought of it makes you nosebleed
what if I say I did though
You're the one who said it!
During muh studies? Dunno, we'll see.
I said you're making it hard. Where did I ever mention my dick? Get real!
Right, and everyone here is straight
What is "it" then?
Getting comfy, of course.
No clue, you gotta be more specific.
pain does that too
I never said that
Good stuff you are.
being down there?
Being down there? Where?
Of course you didn't.
Because it'd be false.
Why would getting comfy have a boner?
You stuff are good!
It's only you thinking of boners right now. I just said you're making it hard to get comfy.
What if you did feet? That doesn't even make any sense.
I rub my feet cause they're cold
Duh, I mean just look how gay you are.
Stop being so dishonest.
theyre in the washing machine
SOCKS INSIDE THE HOUSE
DARWIN INSIDE THE HOUSE
I am housebroken.
You're broken at least.
An extensive network of spies which have infiltrated your country.
When have I EVER done anything gay?
but how can those see that??
I'm very reserved
What are you, some kind of barbarian?
You only have one pair?
Learnt from the best!
Do you really want me to actually answer that question ?
one pair of wooly socks yes.
the rest is.. different
Frilly and pink, gotcha
I have never been tsun.
this picture is fantastic.
New thread time
I don't question their methods.
They get me what I need.