Fyre Festival

fug, wrong quote

I just hope nobody pissed in the ball pit.

The packs of feral dogs probably did.

>mfw organizers officially cancel the event after all the piglets are stranded in the hellish island

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39743303/luxury-fyre-festival-is-cancelled-with-ticket-holders-still-stranded-in-bahamas

I really hope the locals are using this guy as bait right now.

instagram.com/mendeluk/

I don't need porn today.

Holy fucking God, look at this advertorial

bustle.com/articles/200567-11-things-to-know-about-fyre-festival-because-its-unlike-any-music-event-youve-attended-before

LOOK AT IT. THAT'S JOURNALISM IN [CURRENT_YEAR]

twitter.com/LamaanGallal/status/857915550566981634

BAT'KO GET ON THIS RIGHT NOW

Reminder this will be the world in a couple of years.

According to this person's bio they are a broadcasting and pre-law student. How many levels of nepotism are they on?

Can't fucking wait to lead them to the showers.

I wish I was this much of an optimist.

All of them. These are Porky's scions.

Some meta humor from the Holla Forums thread, amidst some gore pics and calls for niggerdeath.

Santa Claus and the Eastern Bunny are some of our biggest weak spots.

THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY
GET REKT PORKY SCUM

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=6sxnXO2RjVg

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Well they're not lying. They feel unending empathy and altruism towards those kids because they're all white and rich.

archive.is/O0y7S

This

THISTHISTHISTHIS

These faggot are literally apologia for parasites. The real ones, of course.

Well it's true, they're faggots, they think that human life has any value whatsoever and that life should be preserved.

So much for the intolerant right.

nice one Holla Forums

I'm sorry? What makes you think I'm a coward?

Uphold revolutionary Ja-Rulism

Just read that the organizers donated all the money to charity.
Huge if true.

Oh, so thats why they're always posting about right wing death squads and Nazi masturbation fantasy!

That comes from a fear of death, a fear of being killed and crushed by the others. It's not misanthropic.

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Why did you retards derail the thread into talking about Holla Forums? Seriously now?

robin hood?

Fear of being crushed by those that are "inferior"… uh huh

my fkn sides

Because it's funny as hell that Holla Forums says they have "altruism and humanitarianism"*

*for rich white twenty-somethings

top notch praxis

Their fear of death isn't rational, seeing as commies only want to go after the people responsible for the state of our society. They have literally been memed into thinking that it's cool to murder people for wanting a better society in which people aren't slaves to capitalists.

Oh, it's not just limited to that. Right wingers are scared of everything.

Boy I sure do love talking all day about Holla Forums instead of what the thread is actually about.

LITERAL KULAKS

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1
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Samefag?

When conversations drift into other topics in real life do you sperg out like a social retard?

UPHOLD
MARXISM
RULEISM
THOUGHT

Learn what that term means first.

Well, go fetch more social media posts from retards attending this for us to laugh at.

Holy shit I can't wait for 2025 and we can send the bourgs to "festivals"

No, they're using that word just fine you fucking autist.

Oh fuck, does the Bahamas have a commie party?

Coachella will be our Dachau

Holla Forums is like Canada. A bunch of weak beta left wing numales talking shit about America all day(or Holla Forums in this analogy) while Americans for the most part don't even know they exist

I'm not the one attacking and swearing like a little child.

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Sounds about right.

its sad youd defend being obsessed with what Holla Forums does 24/7 tbh

damn that is a sick analogy
Holla Forums is on average extremely dumb, fat, and couldn't care to actually have their positions or worldview challenged but instead want to retreat to their modes of entertainment to validate themselves and not have to use the one muscle that matters

You've never actually been to Canada, have you? It's a pretty comfy place with loads of cool people. Canada is cool.

twitter.com/VisitTheBahamas/status/857949787513139200

Apparently this is the official Twitter.

So not a complete and utter shithole like America?

hi Holla Forums

Having in interest in understanding Holla Forums's ideology isn't really that sad tbh. Being ignorant of other's beliefs is more sad imo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no

Holla Forums

Holla Forums doesnt have an ideology

COMRADE JA

Reminder that Canada is 1-0 against the US

again, sad

so many (you) in like under a minute. I mean look at you fags tripping over yourselves to say something clever to the nazi flag to BTFO the Holla Forums poster and get your pathetic reddit upboat.

Not even Google Maps knows about Fyre Cay. Apparently it's a place called Flamingo Bay. Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if "Fyre Cay" is a false name too.

google.com.br/maps/place/Flamingo Bay,[email protected]/* */,-75.9151304,16z/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89318f74dc2794e3:0x4a55e1a2d813ee8

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There is some huge projection I'm seeing in this post. It's okay to go back to your safespace, Holla Forums

Ja Rule is /ourcomrade/

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no. Everyone has an ideology whether they know it or not.

meh, i've seen worst conditions in festivals/vacations
still hilarious

Reddit needs a good gulaging TBH.

Reddit was a mistake. I would rather concentrate on the hilarity of nepotistic youth of parasites seeing what poverty looks like, some of you faggots are sad because allot of them are white, meanwhile we don't give a shit.

JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP ABOUT Holla Forums, I just posted a screencap to laugh at their tone-deafness, no need to get into another slapfight.

Have some more pity (you)s, we know you need the company.

RIP in F Steven Stubbe

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But he's so funny! The autism is almost charming

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whod think some would be annoyed people talk about Holla Forums on like half the threads here

All the more reason to send the cappies to "festivals"

Lmao

The fake reports are hilarious.

But tbh we should just bring back the /leftypol / on Holla Forums megathread. Maybe it would be contained better that way

:^(

You can use a filter if you don't like it fam, telling others what they can and can't talk about is dumb.

rich guy: your health care and well being is none of my concern
also rich guy: THERE'S NO CONCIERGE ALSO MY FOOD IS GROSS PLEASE SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY

Holy shit guys, if we just call the gulag a =="MUSIC FESTIVAL"==, the porkies will pay us thousands of dollars to gulag them!

fucking poor priviledge.. respect my pronouns

This one should be killed for name alone.

Titles and numbers in names should be instakill.

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Nice to see Sam Hyde making a new career for himself

I hate this fucking thread so much. The joke will still be on you assholes, the company will compensate these poor kids for the psychological trauma that they went through and the lack of service that they agreed to provide in their contract. These kids will also be hailed as heroes by their friends, and family because they went through this terrible ordeal while you will remain the vile petty shitposters that you are

Lena Dunham ?

What's the problem? Isn't this this the libertarian paradise that these Silicon Valley WASPs dream of? I mean, there's no infrastructure and no governing body, there's looting and pillaging and it costs a lot of money to be there. What happened to survival of the fittest?

Hapsburg nepotists found out their wealth doesn't make them the fittest. :(

And there's a red army band playing revolutionary songs there. Gommies don't do false advertising.

It's just jokes at the expense of some people who got conned buddy, we're just making fun of some dumb, unfortunate rich people fam.

kek no air, wtf is this bitch on

OMG they're FAINTING

aw poor babies ; _ ;

JA RULE DEATH SQUADS WHEN???

She would be "Isham".

GET THIS KID A LA CROIX IV STAT!

They will get movie deals. Books. Interviews. Talk shows. Muh suffering. Muh struggle.

And the best part is, that this is what Cultural Marxism is, and Holla Forums can't understand that.

This is Marxist social theory in Capitalism. The porky is the oppressed. The one that cries more, gets more.

Just like Capitalism needs more and more economical exploitation to expand and survive, so Cultural Marxism needs more victims to help the Capitalist system keep slaves dependent and obedient to the system.

wew lad, look what one of the accomodations was being advertised as

twitter.com/fyrefraud

Why isn't this filtered yet?

U P H O L D

Why the fuck is Ja Rule even relevant in 2017? Livin it up was 16 fucking years ago goddamit

youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-sAmrGtRs

…jesus fucking christ. Americans deserve to be killed.

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Come on in, the main stage is right this way.

wat

Watch this pls:
youtube.com/watch?v=odhhGmwxZ5I

kek

UPHOLD JA RULIST THOUGHT

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Wait, is there a communist party in the Bahamas?

The world is going to shit, do seeing these faggots out of their bubble is always a treat. They need to prepare anyway, if their feeble little minds can.

Man your language games are fucking boring. Aren't these kids kikes or something?

Interracial Porn would be good.

Filtering cultural marxism to Interracial Porn would be fucking lulzy. How can we actually make this a thing?

J ust
A nnihilate

R ich
U pper class
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This is when you can weed out the real hardcore liberals, they're gonna start complaining about the "lack of compassion" for these rich kids, who literally did all of this at the behest of some instagram models and JA RULE

Absolutely wild.

businessinsider.com/magnises-complaints-from-members-2017-1

Apparently the organizer of this event has scammed rich millennials before.

This guy fucking rules.

This is an important life experience for these kids. Sometimes life kicks you in the teeth and you just have to pick yourself up and keep being the best. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger I always say and these kids are the leaders of tomorrow who just learned a few valuable lessons. I view it as a rite of passage, a proverbial ritual of walking towards manhood, their first walkabout, these kids are like the young tribal aboriginal warrior setting out into the vast desert surviving on their own wits and innate fortitude

1:22 everything is about workers. sure, I can see Ja Rule working side by side with me

stopped at 1:45 : MUH HITLER. this video is nothing more than PR for Marxism. Cultural Marxism has nothing to do with Cultural Bolshevism. Tell this cocksucker next time he makes a video to not take his theory from WIKIPEDIA.

Lmao, if this festival is the worst thing that has ever happened to these kids I'd say they're pretty well off. Most people go through harder shit than this in their daily lives bud.

We need a flag for Ja-Ruleism

This person posts on /r/battleborn and /r/thedivision.

I think they're addicted to scams.

Lmao, imagine being so fragile that you even finish watching a video that you disagree with. Right wingers are babies.

Nazis used to cry that the Bolshevists were degrading culture and also had a homosexual agenda. Sound familiar?

Redditor detected

now that you're here how about you define cultural marxism then?

triggered?

why are you ignoring the rest of the arguments?

Complains about language games

Literally gets so triggered by a term they filter it to stop having to see it instead of confronting it. No wonder Communism never worked, you are cowards.

whopps shitpost flag

These yuppies paid $12k to go to this fucking thing.

That's poverty line for an individual in the States.

Fuck this rich asshole kids.

underrated posts

So it was one of you cucks all this time. Don't worry, it doesn't make much of a difference between those two flags.

Everybody fucking knows what the wordfilter is for, it's not like when a Holla Forumsyp's post starts going on about how deeply triggering and probl ematic something is we don't know he's actually saying anti wh ite

There's enough shitposters talking about cultural marxism on here already, it gets discussed to death. It would force people to use an actual description of what they're against instead of just using the "cultural marxism" buzzword. It would also be really funny.

naw, that other porkyposter wasn't me

Game Theory: Ja Rule is Stalin and Fyre Festival is a gulag

That or Zizekism to redpill normies.

10/10 shitpost fam.

Marxism and socjus are functionally different, as you can become porky, but you cannot become white. One ingrains identitarianism further, while the other seeks to abolish class. Spot the difference.

Except interracial porn is Marxism to you faggots. Content, not form.

Only the smart become rich under capitalism.

Here's a German newspaper article from 1931 about "Cultural Marxism"

Sometimes you fags are alright.

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Cultural Marxism is interracial porn.

cultural marxism→interracial porn
cultural marxist→BLACKED actor

Fuck no word filter.

Same to you fam.

uhh, i guess?

Not if their hands will be hold. They don't know anything. And they won't ever learn as long as they have money.

I know the argument. I can very well be a porky, I am not affected by Cultural Marxism. But I think the white race should try to do better.

I already defined it. It's a tool of Capitalism.

So in Holla Forums opinion Cultural Marxism is.. a spook? A conspiracy theory? It does not exist. Or it does exist but it has another name?

good one. But don't you think interracial relationships are a form of imperialism? Look at magazines, media. Mixed babies are an accessory.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Cultural Marxism is rich kids getting fucked by capitalism? You should probably provide a concrete definition before you start shitposting.

… What? What does this have to do with Marxist theory? Have you even read Marx?

So in other words whatever you mean by "cultural Marxism" is just a symptom of capitalism? And not just a symptom, but one that actively works to preserve capitalism? If that's the case then it's pretty shit Marxism. If you could point me to a Marxist in the Frankfurt school or when Gramsci says that Marxism is when you maintain the status quo using idpol that would be great, because as far I can recall you're just pulling shit out of you ass and calling it Marxism.

Hey look at all the money the brilliant scam artist made.

Mr. Rule issued a "statement".

twitter.com/Ruleyork/status/858025172942675968

Really sends the noggin joggin'.

Interracial porn seems nice, but I thought of a perfect filter filter a few days ago and forgot it, damn it.

…you know the answer to that damn well.

If you had actually finished the video you would know that cultural marxists don't actually believe what right wing autists say they do. And furthermore, "cultural marxism" isn't even a popular marxist school of thought.

Fyre Gulag confirmed

Thank you JA

By that logic and definition, almost literally anything is imperialism.

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That fucking font, god damn it. Why were Germans so enamored of something so unreadable? Was it to match their annoying language?

if it is a tool of capitalism and has nothing to do with economics why does it have 'marxism' in its name? can you please define cultural marxism clearly for us dumb ones?

Absolutely SEETHING

What about "Poor Little White Boy" and "BLACKED"?

The "cultural marxism" of the Frankfurt School is actually about saving Western culture from itself (i.e. capitalistic degradation).

You anti-intellectual Holla Forumsyps should actually try reading some of their work.

Also, random anecdote: Nazis hated jazz. You know who else fucking hated jazz? Theodor Adorno.

Fyre Festival goers deserved it

Not a fan 2bh. We shouldn't advertise boring vanilla tier porn just because it triggers Holla Forums.

The leftypol opinion of 'cultural Marxism' is that it is a buzzword invented by Nazis to describe social liberalism. Someone closer to a literal kultural marxist' is Flavoj Zizek, who not only has inspiration from Adorno and the Frankfurt school (that was trying to preserve western culture from capitalism btw) and also is anti idpol as well as being anti class.

Welcome to capitalism, where everything is commodity fam. Also, I'm not a Maoist, so I wouldn't know.

Why don't we wordfilter Cultural Marxism to "Not Marxism" like we do with Nat. Socialism?

He isn't the organizer.

Ok, fuck off. Gothic and blackletter typefaces are patrician as fuck, and it sucks ass that the Nazis ruined it forever.

I wonder if it's possible to set a filter to pick a substitute word randomly from a list, Satan?

Ok this is actually clever and simple.

I've used some board softwares that let you type different outcomes by separating them with a | but I dunno if 8ch's lets you do that.

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It's attention whoring by twitter e celebs. Wake me up when a few of them die.

I'll second this. Holla Forums would like the Frankfurt School if only you gave them a chance. I mean, they were obviously Marxists, but they were anti-Soviet and anti-capitalist too, so there's common ground.

People have suggested before it be filtered to Cultural Capitalism, which is actually closer to what they complain about.

I remember when this sort of thing was a Golden Age Simpsons gag.

Anyways, blackletter typefaces are cool, and it sucks that they have a 'nazi' connotation now. Denazification was a good thing, but it sucks that the nazis fucking stole so many traditionally german things for themselves :(

Frankfurt School read Marx. I read Frankfurt School authors.

Can you fight imperialism? Realistically? Can you fight globalism? You first need to destroy not the economical part of Capitalism, but the Cultural part. And guess which one is the Cultural part you fucking faggot!

Because Frankfurt School got inspired by Marxist theory.

In what book this happened? All I read was about subverting and destroying the evil ways of the straight white christian authoritarian male.

It is used more as a buzzword. But it does not mean it's not true.

Cultural Marxism

It does not trigger anyone. It's racist. It's good.

my eyes

ayy lmao

mommy needs to come down and change your diaper

You got memed bro. Wew

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Shit thats not even that bad. It's not like they are sleeping in a bivvy sack

Suuure. Explain your position then. What's cultural Marxism?

Living better than me.

if you actually did you'd know how what you're saying is bullshit.
They denounced fucking jazz as nigger music. They were probably more right-wing than you :^)

how the fuck are they meant to survive without a potted plant you insensitive bully

they need AIR

Fuck, thats not even bad. I'd readily sleep in that.

that looks like pretty comfy camping tbh

I mean fuck that tent is better furnished than my first college dorm.

So if I'm following your logic correctly, you can get everything you need to learn from Marx through the Frankfurt School because they read Marx? Sorry, but that's not how learning works. At all.

The Frankfurt School had very specific critiques of Marx (and the Enlightenment philosophers that influenced Marx) and you really can't begin to understand those critiques without having at least some degree of first hand knowledge of Marx and said philosophers that influenced him.

It's nice but not 12k nice. They're literally refugee relief shelters. Comrade Ja ain't made of money.

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We really should have a remix of Zizek saying 'go to gulag' over and over with this pictures and caps from this event.

Half of this board are trolls…

see

What do you want to hear?

Cultural Marxism. This is what I was talking about when I said "the white race should try to do better". This is what we have been reduced to..

What's the official nigger music know? Hmm.. something that influences Black Culture and degenerates White Culture? CULTURAL MARXISM NIGGER!

Marx is irrelevant now.

*now

STOP TAKING THE BAIT YOU FUCKS

no seriously give a proper definition of cultural marxism, I can't see a clear explanation in

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does anyone have any up to date reporting on this

or is it all individual porky insta accpunts

Well there's plenty of reports on mainstream media, but they all seem to be based on the piglets' tweets, instagrams etc.

Don't reply and I won't reply. There's nothing to troll on Holla Forums.

All I can tell you is that if you want to even bruise Capitalism a little, is to attack it's culture. No one of us has the power to fight it directly economically. Just get a group of 10 people to throw a stone in a banks window and after your real plan is found out (real non-controlled anticapitalist organization) you will die in jail.

I've seen Fyre Fest mentioned on social media but had no idea what it was about. I stopped going to/caring about festivals when prices began going over $250. IME, the best events usually end up being below $50, anyway, to get in if you know what I mean.

1.5 to 250k FOR A TICKET?
Fuck these assholes, I hope they end up living Castaway.

this is literally what your Frankfurt School 'cultural marxist' Adorno did, he attacked capitalism because mass consumerism degrades western culture
capitalism doesn't have a culture or identity apart from consumerism, user. pic related. this comic is aimed at liberals but you could add conservative or fascist identitariansm among the movements capitalism incorporates to itself.

and I'm still waiting for a proper definition of cultural marxism, please provide one

that sad ballpit… this is like dashcon

lol no we don't cunt

We both want to give them showers, this is the one thing we agree on.

Ay can I get the rest of this comic? I know there was at least a few panels before and a few after. Or just give me sauce fam.

saying they live like refugees because they hapened to sleep in a luxurios tent instead of a luxurious bungalows

fucking rich kids, i hope a crisis gets real and none of them makes it back

Send drone cameras over; how long until Lord of the Flies, gents? Top entertainment

You've seen the guy hiding in a dumpster eating trash and crying to his dad to send him money, right?

Wonder when the death toll starts going up

They actually have a right to complain.

It's a shop

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Anyone who is dumb enough to spend over ten thousand US dollars to go to one of the poorest countries in the world deserves this.

put demoralization fliers on the drone to drop to them

Uphold the Principles of Ja-Rulism

youtube.com/watch?v=QM9uL8WG4ZY

I would like it too.

being scammed is not an excuse to say, and probably believe, that they have passed any real penury

i'd think that's a pol troll or something like that, but i've read others saying "we haven't eat in 9 hours" like they were starving so, who knows. Maybe it's real and they'll just die from saddness

Holla Forums doesn't think he's a troll, I think he's legit

It's poe's law with these yuppie fucks.

Lmao 9 hrs without food, dearie me.

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someone please design a "Music Festival Architect" game

good lord third-worldists are inhuman psychopaths

That's a really nice tent

Well shit, that took an unfortunate, authoritarian turn.

Now I'm starting to think it's a parody of sorts. Wasn't their a Marx manga that was better?

If you look at this twitter acct:
twitter.com/fyrefraud

someone's been posting about how it was a clear fraud all along…like posts dated months ago

maoist praxis is literally doing nothing until the third world revolts and murders all the people who disagreed with them even though they themselves did nothing revolutionary either. it is genuinely the most insane ideology

Rolled 7, 67, 65, 3, 86, 12, 70, 59, 79, 40, 30, 42, 24, 14 = 598 (14d88)

who the fuck is this supposed to convince

U're mum.

maybe this is supposed to be anti-communist? because what the fuck

you dont understand anything at all

Nah I think the author was sincere.

Rolled 75, 65, 33, 35, 24, 52, 75, 63, 30, 12, 12, 18, 28, 75 = 597 (14d88)
quads says it

does this guy just want everyone to get murdered? what the fuck?

Fucking Maoists are a trip. Jfc. Nice get btw ;)

The comic is called Action Philosophers.

If I were him it would just end in automation with the bosses being kicked out, or something to that affect.

Holy shit.

wew lad

everything about that

nope you didn't live in the last country to industrialize so you die regardless of your beliefs

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JA RULAG CONCIERGE🛎‏ @roflmaoism 1h1 hour ago

Stop calling it #fyrefestival and start calling it Ja Rulag

So this is why Maoism is cancer.

People having their own personal farms and growing their own means of subsistence is closer to communism than some whacky worldwide revolution tbh.

Nice.

You can probably find it easily in a torrent site nowadays.

Here are the rosters from Wikipedo:

# 1: - Nietzsche, Bodhidharma, & Plato: "Wrestling Superstar of Ancient Greece!", featuring one of the series' most famous lines, "PLATO SMASH!"
# 2: - The "All Sex Special", featuring Ayn Rand, Thomas Jefferson, & Saint Augustine.
# 3: - "Self Help for Stupid Ugly Losers" featuring Freud, Carl Jung, & Joseph Campbell.
# 4: - "World Domination Handbook" featuring Karl Marx, Machiavelli, & The Kabbalah.
# 5: - "Hate the French" featuring Descartes, Sartre, & Jaques Derrida.
# 6: - "The People's Choice" featuring Kierkegaard, St. Thomas Aquinas, & Ludwig Wittgenstein.
# 7: - "It's all Greek to you" featuring The Pre-Socratics, Aristotle, & Epictetus.
# 8: - "Senseless Violence Special" featuring Kant, Schopenhauer, Hegel, & John Stuart Mill.
# 9: - "The Lightning Round", the final issue featuring Diogenes the Cynic, Lao Tzu, Michel Foucault, David Hume, Confucius, George Berkeley, Francis Bacon, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Thomas Hobbes, Mary Wollstonecraft, Baruch Spinoza and Gottfried Leibniz.

lel

actually the hypothetical maoist revolution doesn't even make sense so i cna't contradict this

So in short, this is parody stuff?

It aims to tell the history and the barebone basics of each philosopher in comedy short stories.

If you want to know who the enemy of Capitalism (in it's final stage of Cultural Marxism) is, find out who it uses as spooks.

Nazi is the Cultural Boogeyman of Capitalism, Commie is the Economical Boogeyman of Capitalism.

Cultural Marxism is the enemy of Not Socialism. Capitalism is the enemy of Communism.

Frankfurt School was created TO ELIMINATE FROM WESTERN SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKING NATIONALISM SO THE JEWS THAT CREATED IT WON'T HAVE TO FACE A HITLER AGAIN. It's about context. Marx failed, Marx's ideology gave birth to Hitler. Frankfurt School destroyed Marx. It was a price to pay, Communism will be replaced with Capitalism and be kept in power by Cultural Marxism. Communist revolution = THE FUCKING STRAIGHT WHITE MALE worker revolting (NO, CONTROLLED REVOLUTIONS BY THE JEWS DON'T COUNT AS COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONS). As long as that straight white male worker is suppressed by minorities and denied an identity which would HELP THE FUCKING STRAIGHT WHITE MALE TO CREATE A GROUP (BEER HALL, FUCKING GAMERGATE), Communism which could lead to Not Socialism will never happen again.

There. That's the secret.

NOW TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE CULTURAL MARXISM

You don't give a fuck about communism. All you care is that your precious little innocent jews won't be hurt, even if it means you will forever be a slave that will inevitabily be replaced with the former slaves of the slave which are weaker and could never produce a Hitler.

THIS IS THE FINAL RED PILL

youtube.com/watch?v=OPu5NjJSw7k

it failed really badly here

lamo

What, you think capitalists are a fan of Not Socialism?

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Hello Reddit.

wordfilters are retarded

Oh my, you've gone mad haven't you?

Or you're just an ebin troll XD. Either way please stop posting

A fan? Not at all. But if forced to choose, Porky will choose the far right over the far left 100% of the time.

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Then explain to me why so many bourgeois will say "oh communism isn't so bad!" but will call the police if they see a picture of hitler

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It started with talking more about what Holla Forums thought of the event rather than the event itself and now it's this. No hope.

you are joking right? the liberals defend nazis in the media every time we bash the fash, put us in jail for smashing windows and won't even grant the most modest progressive concessions to left pressure

lulwat

are we watching the same news

Capitalists have always been the greatest supporters of nazism.

Millions don't have any of these things fuck

You are one of the degenerates from the video I linked. You are not better than the "bougie". You are a product of Cultural Marxism. You suck "bougie" cock.

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pre-natsoc weimar germany was starving in the streets due to capitalist looting but ok lol

lol, pretty funny post

And they kept starving under Hitler :^)

The Duke weighs in!

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Yeah capitalist nation's do shit things to each other. How does that counter anything user said?

mais non

what is what the papers referred to as "hitler's economic miracle"?

the economic miracle was due to getting rid of capitalism

Sucking the corporate cock of international finance with renewed vigour.

x Starter Pack = Cultural Marxism

Controlled critique of Capitalism.

Nope, he kicked out the international banks and corporations and nationalized the major industries

Bread sandwiches are a brit thing are they not?

pls tell me it's not true

The term privatisation was invented to describe the nazi economy you dumb nigger

Life comes at you fast

Amerifats have the same cooking skills as Britbongs.

Where have you been hiding?

OH god

"A toast sandwich is a sandwich made by putting a thin slice of toast between two thin slices of bread with a layer of butter, and adding salt and pepper to taste. Its origins can be traced to the Victorian years. A recipe for making it is included in the 1861 Book of Household Management by Isabella Beeton."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

That's literally the opposite of what hitler did

Can you please stop taking obvious bait?

I mean look:

How the fuck can you fags fall for a troll like this?

At Least southerners have tasty comfort food even if it will kill you before you can even finish it.

see
Weimar Germany had a significant state sector which Hitler aggressively sold off to his capitalist donors.

Dunno about the others, I'm just encouraging him because this is the most entertaining thing for me on a friday night

lol no when literally the entire capitalist west was nationalizing during the Great Depression based Hitlur was privatizing everything

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two retarded sides of the same coin

Enjoying being trolled is still being trolled

I knew there was a reason this felt good.

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@LamaanGallal
We have been locked indoors with no air NO FOOD and NO water #fyrefestival #fyrefest fyrefraud
twitter.com/LamaanGallal/status/857915550566981634

Goddamn, Commissar Rule goes hard

yknow stalin really hated him some jews

It's the normies mind on Cultural Marxism. It tries to reject Capitalism, but instead of embracing another alternative, they cling to what they've been programmed to need by Cultural Marxism. This fucking thread is Cultural Marxism. How many of you engage in a critique of the event?

(pic related, Cultural Marxism)

Well it will be necessary to kill a lot of reactionaries, won't it?

Bullied them into suicide even.

FACT: you don't know what eating is until you go to any mediterranian country.

kek

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Ok cultural marxism I cultural marxism take cultural marxism it cultural marxism back cultural marxism

You cultural marxism saying cultural cultural marxism marxism cultural marxism all cultural marxism the cultural marxism time cultural marxism is cultural marxism getting cultural marxism old

stolen from break.com

twitter actually :)

man, you can't write a plot this good

the cliffhanger at the end is the best part

getfuktantfacucks can't even take on musicfest security.
SAD

Probably, but I'm some poor redneck so this is the best I can do.

Hottest tranny in existence. Shame she got assimilated into le rational YouTube skeptic community.

No way this is real. I'm pretty sure over half this shit is fake shitposting

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Jesus christ.

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m8, posting googly eyed whores isn't going to convince commies

also

That's probably good because the food is so good it will ruin your life.

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You're projecting badly there.

You're right, we should dehumanize and face to bloodshed

Nice.

Probably, at this point. The real stuff is bad enough though

If you can afford to drop 12K on something as frivolous as this to begin with, chances are you're a bloodsucking bourgeois leech who deserved it and should be grateful it wasn't actually a gulag.

This shit is minor compared to the suffering they inflict from their parasitism.

I think he got the point. Revealing the Cultural Marxist war against the white race is not an attack on Communism, it's an attack on Capitalism.

Prosciutto?

The thing is calling it Marxism is wrong, it has nothing to do with his works. It's a symptom of capitalism to propogate its existence.

I want people to eat nicely and be depressed that they have to go back to their shitfoodistan.

you could also stand to keep your writing style concise and simple

cultural marxism is as real as the white race i.e. not at all

never been a fan of med food tbh

it's alright I guess but doesn't hit the spot

I prefer pickled, salted, and cured fish of all sorts

Tourism is bourgeoisie as fuck.

you're riding the tiger wrong

Had a Gyro from a local hoagie shop once, it was pretty good. So I believe you.

inviting people to consume your country, throw trash everywhere and leave is pretty fucking stupid

I don't give a shit that the bourg ruined traveling. Everyone who wants will travel under communism.

There's plenty of that in south italy

neat

what's it called there

it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baccalà

Frankfurt School writers were inspired by MARX's works.

Hard to keep it like that while replying to 100 posters.

You fap to it?

Holla Forums in one post

this picture made my day

Lol, but it says it's all produced in norse countries

ayy

Literally the third sentence

But.. that's what I just said.. We don't even disagree

All Holla Forumstards

Are they even Holla Forumstards or fucking r/The_Donald redditors? I'm going to take a closer look and snap a picture.

oh wow you posted a white women, I AM SO TRIGGERED OH MY GOD I CAN NOT EVEEEEEN BELIVE vnoivjg iosbjrgoi jpoibzoiagj bsosgjrp r sokrk powo4kmlnkhrwmlskb nsklrskl

Hipster libs would be good enough, but MAGA chuds would be also a laugh riot.

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I know it's all spectacle, but I'm having so much fun…

But is he wrong? Is Courtney Townill right? Are the people he went to this retarded festival all Holla Forumsyps and Trumpets? Be honest.

me too

Who cares

The Fyre Festival was YUGE and bigly successful

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Kindly read this and kill yourself

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Same shit at this point

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Bump

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You are and idiot :)

JA RULE DID NOTHING WRONG,
RICH KIDS DESERVED IT!

This is Holla Forums. We want them to die or be raped. So yes, we do care. And you are a Holla Forums shill like a lot of the cunts in this thread, especially the shitposter Nazi flags.

You are an insane psychotic detached retard. Stop going to Holla Forums. Come to Holla Forums permanently. We'll make you sane again.

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are you 12

Maybe we can shop cappies/rightists onto cruise ships and make this out version of the helicopter meme.

working on a vid right now

Ok

youtube.com/watch?v=VUYyYL3cjXw

Who is Ja Rule? i want to hear his gospel of revolutionary praxis

Like the Libertania?

youtube.com/watch?v=VcP96KbFIIU
This is his manifesto

Based Bat'ko does it again.

thank you, bat'ko. you are a real human bean

OH BTW incase you didn't know

Oh hey Bat'ko. Nice work as usual, but Holla Forums might whine because I stole several caps from them

Comrade Ja Rule is a philosopher poet, author of rhymes such as:

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I hate that I can't tell whether the replies are being serious or not.

Fuck that tent is larger than my room. Looks comfy as fuck man.

I find her to be kinda fake to be honest.

Based!

My fucking sides

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Very very serious. I have absolutely no sympathy for them, and the only thing that I want is chaos. Always.

The greatest thing of all…quite a few of them were jews. They'll get the same treatment that they give children.

Blood.

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There is a leftyfur board? Since when?

Speak for yourself kiddo. Also, I'm not Holla Forums if I think David Duke and a white muh privilege lib are the same shitty thing, just different flavors.

Get raped islamcuck

I do speak for myself, and the hundred+ other people in this thread laughing at the trust fund kiddies being raped. You see, I don't give a fuck about rich people, especially not the fake white muh privilege idpol child kind of liberals that these kids probably are. These are the people that Pepsi commercial was targeting.

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Drag them in a bush, rape them, force them to read kapital and then slit their throats!

Well, the natives will do two of those four things. I'm not that brutal myself. I am an American after all. We're huge pussies.

Speak for yourself cunt

If this was intentional its fucking genius. Give rich kids the immigrant experience, complete with starvation and crime from desperation.

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if this is what cultural marxism looks like then fuck yeah, go cultural marxism

Hopefully somebody actually dies.

the real /leftyfur/ is in your heart

nymag.com/thecut/2017/04/fyre-festival-exumas-bahamas-disaster.html?mid=twitter_cut

The silly thing about this is that they have cell service, cameras, computers and are being fed (not GOURMET, unfortunately) and even being given alcohol. They even have big tents and most have their luggage.

It's literally an experience that ordinary people would call "camping". But these rich fucks can't even enjoy it, despite being on an island in the Bahamas.

I think this is only the natural evolution of any upper class that loses it's middle class connection and the outcome is always the french revolution.

Release the niggers! Let their savagery be the vessel for our forbidden, brooding, resentment!

ya theyre still surfing and drinking and camping

souce: snapchat

Why would anyone listen to that retard?

oc

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Even tho what they got at Fyre is still not bad by the standards of ordinary people, watching their entitled bougie tears fills me with joy.

The Island of Dr. Rule

Tito's gulag was an island, wasn't it? Hmmm…

kek

Would you be able to make the "Dan Festival" sign look like it was shoddily written and hung, so it looks clearly like a trap?

On this day we have gained a true comrade for life.

lol

They're surfing and drinking and fainting

I'm starting to wonder why that one guy was in a trashcan eating garbage.

and don't forget hiding in a tent, while their phone is out of battery and they ask for help!

God, I love the original Dawn of the Dead.

user, you mad man.

here, i fixed it

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I can almost smell the stolen Macbooks.

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I want each and every one of these rich shitheads to be sent to an actual gulag. Room temperature coffee? THE HORROR!

people.com/music/fyre-festival-how-mayhem-unfolded-tents-fire/

It would be lovely to see them hard at work wouldn't it?

nice

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This is tasting less and less sweet. At first I thought they where actually going through torment.

here's, another one
ja rule is the liberator

Well whatever is the status symbol among hipsters and preppies these days, then.

Just the mental image of them bitching while doing manual labor is giving me an erection already, user.

Put Ja Rule more to the left

Internships?

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I figure the worst already happened during the night, what with burning tents and roving gangs of iPod robbers.

Bahamanian thugs can't steal internships tho.

Nor would they want to.

B-baka…

Maybe these ones don't get the sexrobos.

To their pampered minds, cold coffee is a form of torment. But in gulag, comrade, cold coffee will seem like a distant luxury…

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Don't worry Nazbol, there's always the next humanitarian crisis to look forward to…

i dont think anyones actually getting raped ppl

[citations needed]

An ugly poor nigger looking at a wealthy attractive white girl is more or less rape to to them.

no Holla Forums, black people are not sex crazed orcs

Comrade Billy is coming back for round two, m8s.

rollingstone.com/music/features/fyre-fest-head-billy-mcfarland-we-were-a-little-naive-w479502

This.

He's saying white girls who see a black person look at them will call it rape. And he's right.

Living the dream.

oh oops

thought it said "going to rape them"

It's like something out of a asanagi or a shindol doujin
Tags: netorare group rape drugs ahegao female:porky

From another article

Dude's younger than me and he makig bank by scamming piglets. I 100% jelly.

Seriously though I need this. Porky getting NTR'd needs to happen more often.

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Oh how selfless are the rich philantropists, true humanitarians.

wew lad

Never forget the teachings of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Rule Thought.

lena dumb ham??

please shut the fuck up. You're in a comfortable aircraft, with food.

It's more that those fuckers led to pomo shit. And maoist thought, you'd think that anarkiddies like you could agree with Holla Forums on that :^)

The festival is too good for these scumbags.

To be fair being stuck in an airplane for 2 hours sucks cause the a/c doesn't work unless the turbines are spooled up. But it doesn't warrant an overdramatized tweet about it.

no thanks fam

You just know.

is this real life

Even the normies are fapping to this. Hope for humankind: slightly raised.

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The connection between the Frankfurt School and pomo is rather oblique. Not to mention you should just the FS on its own merits, right?

Being anti-Soviet didn't make then Maoists. o the best of my knowledge, none of them were, especially considering Mao was in no small part a continuation of Stalin.

wut

I've been rused, haven't I?

Thread hit bump limit, here's an archived version.

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Hahahhahahaha this is the kind of promo material they used.

Fuck, maybe I should think of that.

I really hope Xex or even jordie makes a vid about this. This needs to be a meme.

What kind of an idiot looks at that and thinks "wow that would be fun"? Seriously festlivals are supposed to be wild and shit. If you bring a yacht you better be blowing it up otherwise fuck off.

Their whole marketing was basically this cliche, pandering initial video: youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

Plus getting some Instagram-famous models to shill for it. Looks like that was about all it took.

NEW THREAD:

It's the breasts that are mainly used to attract the simple-minded piglets in the ad. Somehow, it works.

ha ha the audacity of this nigger

Holy shit this feels so good. Is this what it's gonna feel when the real revolution happens?

Communism is much more interesting when you think of it emerging out of automation-heavy urban sprawls than from post-disaster hellscapes.

oh fuck, i read this! The Filth.

So glad i met someone else that's read this, thanks user! :D

Ja Rules gonna make DMX look like fucking Drake

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Look at the DNA types being compared, you dumbass. Also, give source.

Now this is quality memery.

Libertarian here

This is why the free market is a great thing.