No bears allowed thread

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In theater D when she sings "No wish, no smile, only despair" I always hear "No wish, no smile, O New Liskeard."

Maybe you should fix that.

What about cubs?

me neither, but I've had some.
You've never eeeeever had even one??

I remember one where I was pant less in primary school but nobody noticed but me.
Also have had plenty of dreams where I fell of something and woke up pretty stressed out.

fix the non problem of not usually having a point?

I don't see the point.

Absolutely suffering. By the way, I'm saving that.

The last one I still vividly remember I was a fox in and I woke up halfway through for just long enough to wipe goober off my face.

I'll give you a point.

Go ahead.

Also, this is weird, but please don't post Hikari.
I dunno why, but it bothers me when people do.

Well technically I am posting Tetsuo.

just the tip, please.

♫♫Over the hills and far away,
♫♫he swears he will return one day.
♫♫Far from the mountains and the seas,
♫♫back in her arms he swears he'll be.
♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫Over the hills and far away,
♫♫she prays he will return one day.
♫♫As sure as the rivers reach the seas,
♫♫back in his arms is where she'll be.

That's why I didn't say anything until just now.

WOW LEWD.
I MEANT THE POINT OF THESE PENCILS.
HOLY SHIT.

coffeecoffeecoffee

heheh cute.
mhm but you don't really daydream either right?

yeah, so did I. what the heckin' heck did you think I meant?

but treants can consent

Ah I see. But I'll refrain from posting Hikari now.

aa that was meant to be spoiler

wow rude blatant rule violation you are banned, buster

Not really no.
I fantasize, like the filthy chuuni I am, but I keep that in check, and don't, like, zone out in the middle of stuff or anything.

I know what you meant!

Wow, Neru, sheesh, lewd enough?

Thanks you.

So how are you doing?

if you know what I meant then why are you freaking out over such an innocent thing?

I'm doing pretty alright.
Putting off getting ready for DnD and I might just get ready in the lazy way anyway.

How about yourself?

Because you!
AREN'T
INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes it was over the line

that's fair.

ohh I suppose that's pro.
..I zone out quite a lot.
heh what do you fantasize about?

Nice, I know a few who plays DnD on a discord server I go to.

I'm doing quite well, except for being a little tired, but I'll live.

How's Neru today?

Exactly.

That's confidential information.
They could have ears anywhere.

I've been considering doing 5e DnD sometime on my discord server if I can get a group of people who are actually interested.

care to tell in private then?
I'll share too

Mm.
It's not really worth talking about.

still riding on my pastry hype high

That sounds very nice indeed. I want to try out aswell sometime, but it seems a bit difficult from my view.

but I'm curiouuus

I hope you weren't eating pastries at your keyboard again. :x

5e is a lot simpler than 3.5, it seems.
I still haven't played it, so.

Curiosity about nothing is a waste of effort.

bluhh, but it's not nothing it's at the very least something because if it was nothing we'd not mention it's existence!

And I typically don't, you point?

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Thats what I've been told aswell. But playing DnD in general still seems complicated. But I guess I just need to get into a good routine.

Just say that even though I wanna know you don't wanna tell. simple

I WAS

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Having a good teacher helps wonders.
I have to learn 3.5 basically on my own, and I just never kept up on it, so there are a lot of things that I miss when doing it.

But 5e has less number crunching and junk.

I thought it was obvious I didn't want to. owo

WOW.
YOU'RE GONNA GET CRUMBS ALL OVER IT AGAIN.

I still need to work on my skills to convince.

Ah I see. Well I wish you good luck with it. I'm off for now so see ya!

Begging usually doesn't work well.

Dewa, have a good day, Tetsuo-sensei!

what does?

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heeeeh

I try not to touch

I have ways, but they're ways that shouldn't be taught.

Where did you get that light anyway?

I want to light my room with safelights.

me on the left

(Sabrina)
glhf

itis a dum battery flashlight I did not steal it from a detective or anything

pfuh well I won't teach mine either then!

*hufs*

>w

L-Luka I...

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yes hai

is that why you don't touch boys?

feeling good today?

maybe

You really like that girl huh?

wooooow

pretty good taa I hope you feel good today yoo

i like all the pretty ones.

:3

i jsut woke up from bed nice and comfys~
i'm thinking about breakfasts now

cute arcade lulu btw

Do you want the folder?

I can't touch you now

of Satou Sakie? sure i want this beutiful face.
she's sooo relatable to me. ♥

;~; u can.

but then that thing happens from the show!

something happens?
well me and vylee better watch and figure out what that thing is! me and vy only have watched up until ep 1

I don't have a folder of her. I was talking about Rin.

oh...
of space artist girl?
yeah you already offered me her a while ago remember?

...I actually don't remember that.

ohh it's mostly in ep 3
so I won't say a thing then..

Dawww~ Rip you mind is far gone...

yey i woke vy up! time for cute animes!

I know. My memory hasn't been the best lately due to fucked up sleep schedule.

build stronger schedule!

Its a little hard when I've got sleep apnea.

glhf

what's that? ._.

*group snuggles to warm up vylee*

Problems with the breathing at while you sleep.
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/sleepapnea

;~;
gasping sounds scary...

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mff can u make me a webm / gif ?

of what?

What a good begin of the day!

youtube.com/watch?v=BPd2fiB2hn8
the last 20 seconds of this video
a dancing kitty lady appears on only the left side of this video
dancing to cute music

are you able to crop a video to only have one side?

and just the last 20 second of the video of just the dancing cat to the cute music?

It is indeed. Oh Well the power just went out so I'll be going aswell now

bye bye ;~;
stayy alive pls...

It starts without ears, then gets ears, then back to no ears then with ears. All of it or just the first ear part?

all of the little jingle including the initial boop at the start when she first appears? or maybe not, to make it a smooth loop of that little song/jingle.

Now if only Urara was good

You're good.

I'm shit though

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This?

I think the sleep is catching up with me

♥
yes!
thanks perfect~ tyvm *hugs*
:D
ur awesom.

give

in

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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

That gave me cancer I'm sorry

lol rekt

That is like rape

HAPPY🤣🤗CHINESE🌝😁NEW🎇🎆YEAR! LET'S👌🤞👫CELEBRATE🍻🍾🎉THE YEAR💮❗️OF THE COCK😛💁🐔💦💦!

Happy Chinese new year yes

also no

very no

No?

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also I'm a cock

Such a romantic, right?

hehe xD

You're a chicken?

I want to put my Denny into your Crane.

np that took no time. some stuff takes 1/2 hour to edit

Pick one, and only one, these are mutually exclusive.

salut, bud

I don't get it!

Hi

i tried to make it as simple as i could for you to handle ^ ^;

;~;

I want to Crane your Schmidt.

R-rooster pls

*pet*

I don't get it!

You're a rooster?

I want to put my Boston into your Legal.

If you're a cock and you know it crow at dawn
If you're a cock and you know it crow at dawn
If you're a cock and you know it and you really wanna show it
If you're a cock and you know it crow at dawn.

Anyway, I'm out now.

Cock who

Yes.

no wait

I don't get it!

Do rooster things.

I want to fuck you!

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nice pic
*saved*

*cock sounds*

so?

Sorry I'm gay

What's a good remedy for headache

nani kore

A bullet

dick in ur butt

you woke up today. How you doing?

That's always the best way. Makes it easy and fast.

butts

What?

That'd be great but I need a gun license for that

Who is Dick?

Post some

how to convert to awd and shoehorn an rb26dett into my 306

Guiness.

So?

:)

I have no butt.

Drink water stuff or sleep!

It's unfortunate really.

Sleepy, you?

What do they sound like?

ロリＮＥＥＴ!Megumin8Mk

So no thanks.

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feeling decent at the moment, other than being a little aggravated that i wasted 2 hours talking to this russian chick.

I don't know actually.

Replacing the headache with nausea isn't optimal!

Kinda just wanna stay in bed all day

He's a dick? Wow Emma, rude

I got a deadline the 8th of february, no time for suicide

buy me this

Did you at least cyka blyat them?

What a cock.

He told me he is a cock!

I did that yesterday and it helped wonders for today!

You're a cock.!

Yo, Bebop.

Oh ya funny little git

I AM WHAT I EAT

wait

You'd never get to play any games, you'd just squeeze anime tits all day

Oh, alright

I think I will
I'll order pizza too!

I have fulltime studies and 20 hours of work a week, nigger you have no clue

she was ignoring me and talking about satan to some indian so it wouldn't have done any good i'm sure.

soooo?

You eat lots of cock?

Mmmh delicious :3

And I have a small loan of a gazillion dollars.
If you like to be surrounded with weebing dead beats its all the more sad, you are investing in a hopeless future.

One would assume you love bears.

My poor cock wouldn't survive all that fapping.

Eat ikt

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Eat pizza.

sounds like you need more training

Chicken yeah

Tendies are neat.

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1½ years left of my masters degree^^ It's okay for you to be jealous, living in a hole like Hungary must suck

What 2 put on pizza

More than twice a day is uncomfortable! Sex is different though

True, where to get best ones?

I just like a standard pizza maybe those pepperoni

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you would sex more than twice a day??!
maniac

Mommies' tendies.

Actually BBQ'd ones with home stuff on it are very neat

subtle bro what are u doing

The power came back again!

Is a lettuce pizza a thing there?

Sex twice a day is not a problem, don't think it would be for you either

Probably watching CSGO

Congratulations you'll have something fancy to wipe your ass with. This place teaches you to survive, your kind will be the first to fall if shit hits the fan.

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change."

You coddled twats will bleed.

♥
welcome home

me on the left

pfuh how would you know

Mm nothing really
Gonna shower then go for a hair cut & do something at uni

Thank you, though I've always been. If you're on the left then I guess I'm on the right.

i thought he just played that league of legends game and the clicking one

On the barbecue???

u could stay in and shave ur head

threads are home.
yes ^ ^ ♥

Lettuce pizza? Is that a thing?

Yes!

You seem mad.

Nah mate

I can't know for sure, just assumptions. I have no idea how exhausted you are after round one.

Might have

and are u taking two showers then?

this whole plan is ludicrous!

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I'm trying to teach this fool not to reply to trolls.

You learn

Ah, I should have guessed.

pretty tired

b-brock..?

:)

What the heck?

guys i think ive figured out

Regular shawarma pizza topped with crisp lettuce and dressing, it's really really good.

It doesn't really work when you have a reputation for being autistic enough for posts like that one being serious.

You're giving up this information fairly straight forward

Yes. But this time, he doesn't study pokemon, but monster girls instead.

*Huggu*

I don't know you're scaring me;_;

I thought it was asked?

oh hes in that monster girl show i shouldve known

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My hate is genuine but never personal. I hate too much people for that. Get yer head out of your ass.
Oh bollocks I got buzzworded with an irrelevant insult, bloody lethal, I better start damage control now

I'll need to order that some time then. What's it called?

when the hell did jack become a brit

Nothing is forcing you to answer so honestly though :3

My head is too far up my ass for it to ever get out
Wouldn't you call the spamming stuff you did back in the day autistic?

Don't think it has any particular name.

Exactly! How are you?

I really need to watch the last episode.

exactly it's an ugly show
why u askin me

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What year do you mean by back in the day? It actually used to work.

mommy's say not to lie tho huh

Eh, I think its okay.
I dunno, I guess I'm curious.

Never had shoarma pizza.

me too.
it's too bad vy fell asleep... we were gonna continue demi

Any of it.

You don't listen to your mommy though~!

I might just get one, all this talk of it made me hungry

im doing just fine. gotten word im supposed to get call for the job today finally. this is good. now you can go if you wish to share

New avatar?

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Well thats interesting because it got me a personal army and 4 years of pure fun in '06.
You remember?
I hope you are not porn-user

kill yourself

what makes you think that??

fuck off u fake freak leave manaka alone!

You wish.

*pets manaka kitty*
alice pics triger him :P

But if you haven't watched it yet. How come you have pics with the succubus? You don't mind spoilers perhaps.

Glad to hear so. I wish you good luck with it.
I'm just having a slow saturday with no plans at all.

It is indeed. Everything going good?

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I'm the original G aka lewd user. There was some other dude who tried but he was kinda retarded.

Nigger I just joined the threads in 2012 or so and I recall some spam from you and your butt buddies, that's all

:3

Manaka should be posting hands and not that motherless knave

Get that festerin' pile of sorry stuttercunt horseshit outta my face lad.

answeeeeeer

thanks bbbbbbbbbbbbbnbbnnbro

oh. hey wanna start like a thread war with the alice posters? bring them here? theyve been talked about recently for some reason and it would be fun

I know

yeah, just staying up for few more minutes then it's bed time

oh grow up, jack.

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le *jumps on ur pillow and wont move*

if you get one, enjoy!

im heading for dinners

i mind.
they are just non-descript saike -chan pics of her.

;~;

You're rebellious like that.

Enjoy!

lets all b nice to jack, huh?

Dutch guys are all such wimps...

Alright then. Sleep well when you get there.

That makes sense.

only when necessary

HEY

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In that time it was a mundane effort but it was still effort. Something unknown around these waters

I'm already doing a project related to that and it will have nothing to do with this place since its full of primitive chit-chatting useless incompetent fun destroying dumbass cock hussars.

MY SIDES BROKE THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE WITH NO EFFORT
Good joke chaps, really tho.

Lets fuckin' not

Hi

*lick*

I'm terrible at putting effort into things that are boring

nice. maybe ur right but when it all goes down imma take their side tho just for a change scenery know what i mean?

vocaroo.com/i/s0wgdtc4iH34

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Grocery shopping time. Bbl.

It's funny because pretentious weeaboo avatarfagging/tripfagging/namefagging posters on Holla Forums are at least more mature than a man who goes on imageboards to scream about how angry he is about every imagined slight, like when somebody posts a Mongolian cartoon girl that he doesn't like.

w-we're not all wimps

WTFF

No I just woke up stupidly late

take it ez killer

My small sample size of 3 people says otherwise!

You're not going to hit me?

So you only put effort into things which already have a promise of imminent reward. This is what is wrong with society. Ploughin' lazy curs the lot of ye

You took my side before? Who are you and what the hell are you doing here

At least it makes you think. It makes you pay attention to details and such. It makes you grow.
Can't really tell that about a lot of animus these days
Specially not the ones being posted in this decaying cesspool

Okay, way to prove my point, you can proceed to end that miserable existence you dare to call your life. You weren't always such a goddamn cuck, Test.

how can you not take a shower after hair cut... i though uk was a commie nation why dont they enforce thag? craziness! oh well

jewssssss

no i never took anyone's sci'd

no problem here

gl hf

:)

who??

hitting is not in my nature

Ikt, Angel, and you.

Boring things may yield imminent rewards too, doesn't mean they motivate me enough to make an effort for them, that should make sense to you too?

Maybe Emma is right :3

Don't forget that Fortune guy

so moms moving my great grandmother in w/ us that will be slightly burdensome
i was gonna offer to make bets on who will find her dead as a joke but i forgot

He's Dutch too?

This is only getting worse...

But I'm not a wimp

maybe you're right

I don't know, you haven't really done anything to show otherwise...

Being docile fits you though so that's fine!

how do I proof it

That does. It was not really my point tho, let me explain through an example.
Do you remember when games were hard? Not movies you finish in one sitting but ones where you suffer for weeks, often months. Do you remember the feel you got when you finished a game or beat a boss? Been a while since you felt something like that huh.

He probably hates me the most in these threads

iunno that word

this pic doesnt even make semse for anime...

Do something un-wimpy.

what? i dont hate you jack ur being silly

like steal your poutine money right in front of you?

hah

docile is good it means you like doing stuff in bed

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nice

*flexes muscles*

I do like sleep

I was able to do the same thing for a long time without getting bored as a kid, like leveling pokemons or whatever on my gameboy. I couldn't do that shit today, the interest disappeared slowly with the continuous playing.
I got Witcher3 recently which feels really rewarding when killing bosses, played on high difficulty that shit isn't easy.

Check it on Google :3

Goes hand in hand with submissive

I've seen old ladies with more muscles!

Je parie que vous avez un beau sourire dans la vraie vie. Probablement partiellement avec malicieux aussi.

waazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well I suppose I do like to learn.
but I don't see how that applies.

Well muscles go with age and I'm young sooo
I'm still strong!

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Priiiiiiiiiiiiiincess Truuuuunks.

',:|

in a good mood? i'm happy to know that

yeah i'll see you soon, okay

no

stop forcing this shitty meme

RAPBOI

Maybe submissive was a better word then!

let me pat your head

I burnt myself again making sausage for breakfeast for my mom

Never, curry daddy.

sure why not be in a good mood baybeeeeee

youtu.be/JI4keToT1jM

I am extremely dominant!!

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Maybe I mistook you for somebody. Well, if you have to pick a side always pick the winning one. Would be foolish to decide now

I finished it with expansions on the hardest difficulty, The potion talent is broken as fuck.
Great game 9001/10
But point is, trial and error is part of the game. Just because modern entertainment is all about no effort all reward it doesn't mean I can't enjoy the old ways. I try I fail. I learn and try again. What you call autistic spamming and defeat is actually a step further up. Life is a game lad

Okay.

I butn myself on my fan today tbh my foot was too close but it was so comfy but I fell asleep next to it I think I have a blister nad stffs

Take those meds with a bottle of wine and try again in the afterlife.

you think i will abandon my principles? you are a fool if you do!

If we amputate the damaged tissue we can feed all of Africa.

be more careful

hauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh

wow its so grungy and divey

I like it

Ha, a wimp just patted your head!

Not convinced!

guess I'm gonna be sleeping beauty for like a week

Lewd snek.

ugh give me a test then

goddam pan didn't sit straight so when I went to flip em the pan got knocked a bit and grease flew

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what in the fuck

i would take grungy as an insult to the music but i know you mean no harm ;-)
btw according to inside guy im supposed to finally get call for that job TODAY. took damn forever! i almost dont wanna believe it will happen but i do anyway. too trusting a person. whats goin on in grim's world?

You should only keep those if it helps you adapt. Nothing is set in stone so don't do it to yourself

Oh. You are one of those rabid degenerates. Pray tell, what kind of delusional deviant you identify as?

spoilers used to be okay... but seeing him reduced to this... rmyt

I will when we go partying at festivals.

prolapses. I bet she didn't get it from doing porn either.

be someone elses pet

how did you even flip the stuff
did you just throw the fucking pan
jesus

nah grunge is good man
thats great, I expect the best from you

I have the weekends off so I just finished eating now I'm listening to music and unwinding

met some new people, we talked about VR and compoopers

i think im safe to keep principles and not worry about quality of life, being in greatest country all time. it's a great luxury.

huh how

did you tell them why youre interested in vr?

I want to be girl but know that transition is asymptotic and not linear. no matter what I do I'll never be a real girl, but I'll do whatever I can to make myself more comfortable with that fact.

You'll see

I'm not too big into it
Ive never even tried it

just a hunch make-believe is probably not the answer!

tell me now!!

So?

but youre interested in its development for the waifu possibilities no doubt

Can't go back now.

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Nope

le what

NOOOOOWW!!

*angry*

It's probably too late to stop transitioning.

idk forget about that

I have a week of NEETing to do, what dp?

You guys are definetly making this year more exciting. China still can't get his shit together for 11 years now, western europe began to un-cuck itself, Russia takes a step up, geopolitics lookin' good. Keep it up

You were born a MAN, the gender of warriors, conquerors, emperors, and you are abandoning this only so you can't even park your car straight
W H Y

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u know it 2b tru
furtherblogging:

so just be a monstrosity w/o pretending

like me :)

detransitioning is for the weak willed and the indecisive.

Who would not want to have one of these things, to be honest?

osu!

thats joke is fucking awful
take good care of her when you can

I dont care about the waifu aspect, I have a gf

hey wanna be my geopolitics sensei?

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Then maybe it is for you.

I don't even have a driver's licence :^)

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You are fun to mess with.

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Reminds me of that agekin picture

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what are some relevant news sites

was bc right about azns??? what are ur favorite things about her

False. I identify as a yordle.

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new

*pat pat*

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osu!

Bloomberg, Forbes, the german metal market, stock markets, maybe the bureau of labor statistics, etc. we live worlds apart, ya need to find yer own

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all righty i'll try jack-sensei

Looks like I gotta go, see yall bitches and faggots in hell.

what did bc say about asians?

My fave things about her is how gentle she is with me even when I'm angry and how she supports me

succ

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New thread

New thread

peace

idk i hoped u would remember

thats v nice!

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