I'm pretty sure this guy is an emotionless Jewish wizard

I'm pretty sure this guy is an emotionless Jewish wizard.
How come he never smiles?

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Fucking Nazis.
Read bordiga you fucking pleb

I think he's sad user

ruminating over his anglo-saxon philistine sins

this but unironically

Because his entire life yielded a minimum of desired results.
We'll all end up there, don't worry.

He's dedicated his life to important work, but has seen things go to hell. He even compromised some of his beliefs, hoping to see some change, but he realizes he'll die soon and never see it. What reason does he have to smile?

He smiles in like half of his photos. The only people who never smile in pictures are anorexic models and meme Harris

If he was a wizard wouldn't he just cast Superior Charisma rank 4 to fool the goyim?
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Lads, I've got the perfect idea for cheering up chomsky. We could overthrow the ruling class and implement a co-operative economic system with a focus on human requirements rather than profit.
#CheerUpChomsky spread the word.

Chomsky doesn't believe in revolutionary violence.

I call bewlshit

He has kids.

The world is a very troubling place after the failure of '68

also his wife died :(

kek

That's wrong. Chomsky believe in revolutionary violence provided that something is actually achieved in the end. He just doesn't think that a revolution in the West is feasible at the moment.

To be fair he occasionally makes jokes and laughs, he's just got a very wry sense of humor. However, recently he has been admitting he doesn't think there's any hope left for humanity.


He's got a new hot wife

Sauce?

He is a global warming alarmist who thinks that global warming will doom humanity instead of save it. It's why he endorsed Hillary fucking Clinton.

Wait, how is climate change going to save humanity?

So he has a sense of self-preservation? Because AGW will, in fact, fucking kill us all at some point.

It will break the American empire's back and thereby allow socialism to finally flourish once again. America is worse than just about every "evil empire" ever conjured by fiction writers. It must be destroyed. Fortunately it will be and by its own technological contradictions no less. Marx was a fucking genius.

End your life

Childish fantasy

How is that a fantasy? It's already happening. The American superpower was built by petroleum and it will die with it. Climate change will disrupt the global capitalist economy at every level, both financially and politically.

Impending ecological disaster

Yes, but "What's the point in a used up world and how can it be worth having." I would rather have capitalism for another 100 years and not fuck shit up due to global warming than be fucked by 2050 and socialism.

It's childish to believe that a global disaster that will kill millions is good. It is deluded to think that this event would lead to the end of capitalism. Porky are the only ones who can afford the means to assure survival.

Accelerationists are morons with no actual struggle. Most likely underage.

What do you mean?

Ok I don't think Nazbols are the funny dancing monkeys anymore. Just fuck off already.

Global warming is a serious existential threat, and Chomsky's pessimism (as sad it is) is totally defensible.

For anyone confused about Chomsky's pessimism, watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=h0qdbsE3Jqo

By the end, you'll understand that we're in a very precarious position as a species.

Who will pick up the mantle as mainstream leftists when Chomsky succumbs to old age and Zizek inevitably dies of a drug overdose?

Heil Hitler

Wolff?

All global warming will do is plunge 99.99% into Mad Max tier chaos and misery while a tiny clique of porkies laugh from luxury bunkers and space stations.

Elysium is probably the most prophetic film of the last decade.

Natural gas has already supplanted petroleum. The Empire is robust and the Republic is on life support. When disaster comes it will be us who are cut off.

Me.

IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON

The only reason he doesn't smile is because he looks like Donkey from Shrek when he does

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Smiling is bourgeois

So dark and edgy