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Seems this was actually the Hispanic banner. Help Castro's revolutionary forces kick out the fascist dogs and reclaim the People's Republic!

Just add to the hammer and sickel at the top tbh

They really want to keep that swastika bad.

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Damn, Holla Forums is really going all out

Okay, in the effort of attempting more coordinated attacks, lets all attempt to focus our attacks on the upper left-hand swastika. Most effective attack would be attempting to flood it with black pixels.

A lot of their shit has been wrecked already, but they really seem to be in love with that swastika, and destroying that would really hit their morale.

I don't know why I waste so much time on this thing but damn is it satisfying to wreck shitty mspaint swastikas.

Yeah, keep them distracted

makes ya thi..no, actually not really

The battle for R is where it's at.

Should focus more on getting the hammer and sickle going tbh

Heh, their whole system is fucked

We're going to be limited in how coordinated we can be as a chan, but someone should attempt draw up a meaningful battleplan where we can divide people into battalions focusing on specific zones. A well-coordinated will always be more effective than an army of autistic undisciplined sperglords.

A combination of month of birth and a random number generator is a good system.

Also, attempt to reach out to other communities who may be sympathetic to our fight.

Also, a Spanish-speaker should maybe try reaching out to Hispachan and tell them that they have Holla Forums's support as long as they allow us to put a sickle and star on their banner in a show of solidarity.

We're going to need more autism to get it going, since this timer shit won't be as of use to us if we are even in numbers against Holla Forums autism.

I'm almost done getting rid of the S in Die Spics

Change "spics" to "porky"

The swastikas on the top right of the flag are all fucked, gonna work on redwashing them completely now.

Good news is I think the attack on the swastika is proving effective. They're clearly frustrated and are even attempting to set up a second one next to it. Keep it up!

Also, the Hispachan logo is almost completely reclaimed. Remember though that if you want to set up a hammer and sickle, do not attempt to interfere with official Hispachan artwork. We are liberators, not oppressors. Again, ideally attempt to reach out directly to them to make the alliance official.

There is a hammer and sickle on another part of the map.

Maybe so, but it doesn't need to be as prominent, just a smaller version to show that we helped liberate the Hispanics. It sends a pretty powerful message and also helps our public image.

I say we fill out the left swastika with red and replace them with sickles

Aye, and we should get the anarcho-flags down the side.

Good ideas, easy to do and mixes well with pre-existing colors. For now though, let's focusing on crushing the fascist invaders, and then make our mark the war official.

Yeah, was also trying to make part say leftypol

among terrible and retarded ways to waste time on the internet this might be one of the worst ones

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I'm just going back and forth between this and threads while listening to podcasts. Don't disagree though.

Trying to replace the first swastika with a hammer and sickle. They seem to have diverted their attention from it.

Looks like the site crashed

bottom left of the center area

Drawing sickles is hard

PLATFORMISM ACHIEVED.

we need a pixel art we can agree on.

Hmm there's a Kekistan flag in the bottom left. Should we make Rev. Kekalonia?

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Not enough resources atm, we should secure the sickle and anarchist flags first.

Tried messing with it earlier, but they fixed it.

It's coming along.

I can't do anything anymore. Won't let me. Sup with that?

I think there is a cooldown on particular pixels if they've changed a lot.

Sites a bit buggy, you'd have to click somewhere else.

I've tried a few different locations fairly far from each other. Shame.

Refresh the page

I'd say have the curve of the sickle begin a little lower down the shaft and it'll look alright.

I was.
It worked sometime after ten refreshes.

WTF is this meant to be, and should we erase it?

Too early to say, keep an eye on it for now though.

Have some music
youtube.com/watch?v=M6Kq2ap9yys
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I gotta say, there's some pretty sexy pixel art on here

i have to leave, someone please take over. bottom left

I'm trying to draw various anarchist flags and fix a Pikachu but someone keeps overwriting them.

Where is it on the map

Northeast of the hispachan section.

We are winning comrades! Now fight on, and finish that sickle for the motherland!

Thanks for the info

The hammer and sickle is getting attacked more and more it seems. At least we've cleared out most the trash.

Comrades, the fascist hordes are descending upon our grand work. Defend the hammer!

Everyone focus on keeping this safe!

Is this Nazbol?

No, it's an ordinary hammer and sickle.

Might be easier to turn future swastikas into nazbol hammer and sickles.

Get this fucking revisionist out of my board!

Good idea. Remember, we are here as liberators. Do not attempt to invade normal Hispachan art. Focus on keeping nazishit out and maintaining our own art like the hammer and sickle and the upcoming anarchist flag to the upper right of it.

I've also noticed that Hispachan has put their logo where the hammer and sickle's star would be. I think this is a clear they view us as liberators!

Someone keeps attacking the leftypol

It's pleb/pol/. Someone's just a swastika down, but don't get distracted at the moment, focus on keeping our hammer and sickle safe for now; let Hispachan handle that one.

Tip: If you can't change a pixel to the colour you want, try changing it into another colour first. That usually works

Urraahhhh

Nice.

Can we make the words in the red square read "Leftypol"?

No, we are liberating Hispachan. Focus on the hammer and sickle.

As an act of good will, we should also remove the "jew" tag from Einstein also.

fine

Noice

Leftypol is getting erased by, I assume, reddit.

Tbh, we have so many enemies it could
be difficult to work out whom.

Oh, I thought it might have been a skull or stylistic hitler, nice work whichever user put that.

Actually looks kinda nice

If it were Holla Forums they would just erase the lefty part.

Eh, doubt it. Could be any of the 24 boards, and I doubt Holla Forums would want to tag something next to a hammer and sickle anyways.

Okay, new plan of action since the fascists seem to be raiding us; I want everyone with a birthday between January and June to focus on protecting the hammer and sickle, and I want everyone else to defend the Hispachan logo.

Help

I should be reading, but this is retardedly fun.

Good work comrades!

You have to wait a fucking minute after every pixel? How is this fun it's boring as hell

Pretty sure it is the pol lot vandalising it tbh.

It depends where you're placing pixels. The closer you are to the center, the shorter the cooldown. 1 min is once you're drifting off into the fringes where most people aren't going to touch.

The cooldown is longer the further from the center. A bit retarded.

But I just wanted to draw something nice :(

I love that reddit is more concerned about attacking us than adding new stuff.

Get our hammer and sickle back up!

Tell them anti-fascist live and let live policy. As long as there is a lefty pol mark.

nice

COMMUNISM ACHIEVED.

This is the birth of Internetionale.

HELP

Okay everyone, I need a tactical airstrike on that pleb symbol. It's in the centre so cooldown is very short. We did it before, let's do it again. Cover that shit in black!

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Look at this pleb shit. Let's ☭improve☭ it.

Chipping away at the ancap flag for a laugh at the moment

Help me turn the "fuck socialism" under the Venezuelan flag to "love socialism"

Messing with the top bit as well comrade

Nazbols win again!

Highly contested turf, but it looks like we are winning

You guys have nothing to do, right?

Doing it, lads!

You let reddit pigdogs write that shit on our picture? Holla Forums I'm disappoint

Wonder who could be behind this post.

I'm sorry I don't like such shitty humour reminding me of those images about scrawny 15 year olds being edgy on the internet.

B A S H T H E F A S H

REEEE YOU FUCKING LEFTISTS, LEAVE MY BEATIFUL FLAG ALONE.

I AM VENEZUELAN AND I FUCKING HATE SOCIALISM, HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.

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Venezuala is state capitalism

They're fucking up the hammer and sickle again. A bit of help fixing it.

Has anyone encountered a captcha yet? If not we should be able to write a bot.

I'm sure fuck Holla Forums popping right under it is a coincidence, after all redditors love us

why

Where are you going to put the "V" when that "C" is so thin?

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If you don't like it then you just shouldn't use it.

Karl Marx was a faggot :^)

it's a very addicting time sink

You guys better not be fucking with this.

Not an argument :^)

why the fuck did you forget about drawball?
its more based
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The Venezuelan flag is being taken over by Colombians.

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Our leftypol area near 280,-565 is seeing some action right now.

Everybody go there. Take down the "Fuck".

Fuck you, I told you already to leave us the fuck alone. We hate socialism, don't you get it?

Pero user, odias es el capitalismo de estado.

They're organizing, and fucking with our corner.

Everybody get to 280, -565 now.

Those are all synonyms for "socialism"

Define socialism

What are we focusing on fixing right now comrades?

Well, there are still some flags which aren't yellow.

Clean all the graffiti.

Anyone willing to make a template to redo the hammer/sickle given what we have on the board right now?

THIS is socialism

Okay, so I'm kind of unsure how we should handle the various anarchist flags. While I'm sure most of the anarchist flags pictured here would be embraced by Holla Forums in some form or another, I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I kind of consider ancaps to essentially be traitors of the anarchist movement. They call themselves 'anarchists', but so far, they are the only group to side with fascists.

Thoughts?

I wasn't planning on contributing to any an-cap flags. Low-ish prio for removal imo unless they take over again.

and THIS is capitalism

the bastards changed CCCP to BEEP
there's really no low they won't sink to

Whoever else is fixing the sickle i'm using as a template

Our defenses our stronk, keep up the fight comrades!

what?

reddit i guess

Im working on this (at least the head bit) near our spot, feel free to chip in

If anyone wants to try raiding these gaylords…

its fine like it is.

Who ever the faggot is who's placing blue pixels needs to be gulag'd

i'm starting another sickle and hammer at cords (185,-594) feel free to join

can we get rid of the ancap flags please

Let's try turning it into an all black flag for anarchists w/o adjectives

That's just fucking Mario.

Why are there some squares I can't edit?

just refresh the page, it glitches out sometimes

Trying to lone-wolf this but people are removing it. Anybody willing to help write "George Orwell was a Socialist" over the hitler pic down-from-centre? Lowercase are 5x5 max, caps are 5x6 max

What coordinates? I'm writing KILL PORKY by myself under our flag.

(-46,246-ish)

My bad *276-ish

It was changed to "fuck Maduro"

above our big ol' flag

From Hispachan, thank you for your help, communist comrades

Give us a call if Holla Forums tries to invade you again friend

getting deleted

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Sorry, btw, I had been making it in our own little corner, completely forgot that there was an actual "big flag".

thanks my lads

I'll check it for the next hour or so to make sure no one messes with it bro, thank you for contributing to our commune

i'm drawing a black cock on the Holla Forums flag

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why's that bad?

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WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

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THEY'RE COMING IN FROM ALL SIDES WE'RE SUFFERING MASS CASULTIES

we need some help

They turned the A into a D.

It's beautiful.

Help please?

did i make nazbol???

Guys, help me finish this

Los venezolanos de hispachan arruinaron su arte comunista

I'm gonna make a big ancom flag above the leftypol stuff

I'll help

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why do we have a trans and gay banner?
fuck idpol

make it say Das Kapital

literally cancer
kill yourselves

made me bump :^)

I did it!

My masterpiece is done.

This

Leave the flag in peace

No idea who started it but I think its good to have. Solidarity comrade.

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Don't attack the gays comrade. We should let them have their flags, there's plenty of space for all.

help they are attacking

Fuck off you retarded Mexican. Mexicans are the worst shitposters, and they even attack flags for no reason at all.

Looks like plebbit/pol is out again @272,-548

Yeah we need to purge this.

clever

But why?

WTF is wrong with you?

So isnt there a bot client for this or something?

This is autism.

Can a child consent? no. Ergo statutory rape.

That's not loli you fucking retard.

Don't start the fire my dude

lolis =/= child though

Then enlighten me good sir.

LEPTTPOLO?

Eat poo.

I am very glad we invited Reddit over here. Without Redditors, we wouldn't have enlightened comments like this one, and chan culture might have destroyed any chance this place had of becoming a haven for fans of social justice.

Yay! Daddy Boinkie's revolutionary C U M M I E S! I want him to fuck me in the ass in all three of his lavishly furnished houses!

Holla Forums is currently invading

>>>Holla Forums9818873

This is unacceptable. The homosexual lifestyle is a critical component of True Communist Revolution.

DEFEND THE DILDO, COMRADES

Totally correct.

Real great use of our time.

Shut the fuck up you reductionist faggot. There's no reason to mess with some flags when keyboard fascists are fucking our own shit up. Why bother wasting our efforts kicking a bees nest? Stop and think for a minute ya goddamn philistine.

Yes, let's embrace the identitarians. Good thinking.

Wow, congrats on proudly displaying yet again that your worldview can't be sustained without gratuitous violence. Holla Forums never ceases to disappoint.
What are we going to do about this?

Embrace =/= pander to.

Think of it like syndicates communicating with one another, this isn't like the Borg where you assimilate or die.

That goes for both sides, if lgbtbbq tries to subvert class struggle, you push back in the same way they would if we fucked with their flags.

Were have you been the last twenty years?

Underrepresented groups ARE class struggle. They're intrinsically fighting for their own class survival, and I'd recommend you think a little harder about your own motives here if the actions of LGBT+ groups make you uneasy.

Why not? These individuals are struggling for recognition and are oppressed by the same capitalist system as the rest of us. If they're not fucking with our red shit, there's no reason to fuck with their gay shit.

You are so full of shit. Class-conscious organizing was shattered by racial and sexual politics starting in the 70s, and it's never recovered.

Uh, okay. What's your definition of class?

They want 'their gay shit' to be front and center. The only thing they're angling for is a bigger piece of the pie. They don't want revolution.

Yeah, no. We're not playing this game. Maybe try thinking beyond your genitals for five minutes?

That "gay shit" IS revolution. We're on the front lines disrupting capitalist control structures and all you can do is bitch about it. Seriously, rethink what you're trying to accomplish. LGBT are inherently allies of any movement to destroy porky.

If you really think that class consciousness and the labour movements were destroyed by groups advocating for attention to racial and sexual politics, you're the same kind of idiot that believes in the "gulderal margism=DD" meme. Take two seconds to look at the neoliberal policies that started rolling in around the same time you asshat.

kek

Putting up nazbol gang beneath swastikas

HOLD ON A SECOND BUDDY :^) I'm busy shifting the overton window into calling people Transphobic bigots if you they don't want to date transpeople or aren't physically attracted to them, because furthering the cracks in proletariat struggle allowing the Alt-Right to fill in the void is a GREAT PLAN :^)

Anything that shifts the window away from literal nazism in our streets sounds like a plus to me.

Yes, let's move closer to the literal hell of idpol in response to the literal hell of nazism.

So its seems they're trying to plaster pepe over our hammer and sickle, this is just nuts!

Defend the parts that only comprise the hammer and sickle.

No one is bringing up identity politics but you. The fact of the matter is that our LGBT+ comrades are actively undermining porky's agenda, RIGHT NOW, and they get nothing but shit on by you. Does that make sense? What have you done to advance the cause lately?

Who cares about this spectacle shit?

How? Is constant bickering about idiocy like bathrooms somehow going to damage capitalism?

Best not to move at all.

GREAT PLAN

Just because it doesn't affect your personal life doesn't make it "idiocy," comrade.
I'd think that we of all people could be more aware of the importance of what are often considered "fringe" ideologies by the majority.

GREAT PLAN

tbf it wasn't the trannies that started the spectacle over bathrooms.

That's some sharp thinking there, comrade.

You choose to concentrate on the insult rather than the argument. Muh bathrooms are not going to make a dent to capitalism even at the subatomic level. At best movements like these will be coopted like happens to pretty much any movement that doesn't attack capitalism directly, as exemplified by BLM.

I know user, I was responding to

How do you not get that identity politics fits perfectly with neoliberalism?

Sorry, I misread.

It's directly opposed to Porky's agenda, which is to have workers conditioned to accept the status quo, go to work every day, and shut the fuck up about it.
You mention BLM, but for the first time, Communism is mentioned daily on the news because of their active disruption of the mundane.
Don't look a gift horse in the cock.

Friendly fire, chill out.

If I were just a little more paranoid, I'd think that identity politics were invented by some arch-rightwinger specifically to divide and conquer the working class.

Please show me examples of this. I have yet to see how this movement has done anything but be coopted by liberal useful idiots.

For us, exactly.

life is suffering

Why on earth would you think that, user?

Being used and having your agenda coopted by porky is not quite a perfect fit. What about the commercialization of leftist culture and organizations? No one is free from captialism you faget wannabe patric.

Alt-retarded just shit all over the place

What did he mean by this?

The fact of the matter is that sexual degenerates are just fucked in the head and even more susceptible to being useful idiots than typical liberals. It's cancer and I'm glad most of leftypol isn't giving in to their bullshit and games.
Toxoplasmosis intensifies.

Oh, so you're all just being used? You can't see through it and work with your actual brothers and sisters? Nice condescension, "faget."

This, this is the core issue.
DO NOT let yourself be coopted by Porky's message. LGBT+ groups are our comrades and anything preventing us from working alongside them ONLY helps further the fascist agenda.

mate I'm all for working alongside fellow proletarians, who gives a shit what they are?
but what they are can't be at the forefront of the class struggle.

Excuse me enlightened supreme being for not being completely free from the influences of society and then being empathetic to those in similar situations.
I'm sure your precious proles have never been misguided into harmful or stupid polici- oh wait… [insert numerous imperialist wars of conquest and domination] uhh… [looks back to the widespread acceptance of 'scientific theories' supporting white racial superiority and eugenics] well but… [a wild klu klux klan appears] err… [numerous north american unions don't accept minorities throughout the 19th to 20th century] you see… [support for segregation and multiple apartheid systems including Israel which gets bipartisan mass popular support] about that.. [yuropeein fash drags the world into war] hehehe… [the holocaust] well fuck.

I've honestly never met a single LGBT activist who doesn't consider police brutality and economic inequality to be a problem for all working people, and I work at an LGBT center.

Oh, well by all means lets' put the revolution on hold while we secure your right to use the girls' bathroom.

and that's great. that's what we need more.
unfortunately not all of these feel good activists feel the same way.

Fill this shit with black

Can we get back to the matter at hand, here? It is not okay to spread language like "G-S THE FAGS" in our name. Are we fixing that or not?

No one is putting the revolution on hold. You're missing the point. That IS the revolution.

Yeah, Caitlyn Jenner is really sticking it to Porky.

Why the fuck did this thread get derailed?

Of course not everyone "feels the same way" because there are a lot of people on earth and they aren't all going to be helpful or even useful. But the vast majority of members of marginalized groups like LGBT+ are consistently and readily supportive of reestablishing workers' rights and recognize that the injustices they face are symptoms of a larger broken system, caused by Porky.

Redditors can't stay in their containment chambers, even though they have more than 10.

Only as yet-another-revolutionary-cool-badge.

The LGBTQRS~ caucus can't keep it in its pants.

such everyman, very worker

Come comrades destroy that shit at -27 -10 I need reinforcements

Their help is 0% wanted

such everyman, very worker

The only one harping on about gender and Caitlyn Jenner and shit is you. That's the point.

We're working in the streets, we're showing up at Trumpet rallies with facts and reason, we're destroying capitalist institutions on the daily, and all you can do is shitpost here about our sex lives, and autistically shriek about cooption whenever you SEE one of us.

What have you done, ever, to advance our goals?

HAHAHAHA is this what you believe to be revolution???
You don't, not in the slightest
Apart from a couple autists, no one gives a shit on Holla Forums

No, your entire agenda is about pronouns and genitals, and you make it an issue again and again. You're not "destroying capitalist institutions," you're petitioning them to pander to you.

Can't you get a thread of your own??

Okay, Porky.

What level of delusion are you on my dude
Like 3 o 4, idk
You are like a little neurological, watch this


El O El

Wow.

Stop derailing you autists

sjw idpolers aren't doing anything of the sort. if anything your 'visibility tactics' or whatever you call them makes things even worse.
i say this as an actual tranny
now stop derailing

This thread is the very reason we don't like identity politics. Thanks for ruining a bit of fun we had.

This is a little more important, don't you think? The hijacking of leftism by idpol has had disastrous consequences.

porque no los dos?

Fucking wow. Can you pinpoint when THAT worked its way into your head?

The first action to take is to stop giving them attention.
Not tomorrow, NOW.

If you were taking real action on a class basis you wouldn't insert your sexual identity into it all the time.

kill yourself

I don't bring up my sexual identity until I see my alleged comrades here cheering on gassing me.

this board is officially Holla Forums lite

Do NOT reply to the SJW.

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IGNORE FAG THREADS
HIDE FAG POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO FAG POSTERS

Yeah, I'm sure you never bring it up IRL. I'm sure you never lecture comrades on the proper way to think and speak about your demographic.

Hi Holla Forums.

Do not reply

You're correct, I don't. You push this meme so you can feel superior about jerking off on chans all day while I risk my fucking neck with my local commune physically fighting real fascists in our neighborhood whenever they have their little nazi marches.

Thank you.

haha, oh wew
Holla Forums you are so fucking pathetic

Yes, you do. I know because I've run into "comrades" like you plenty. You always put your "identity" above the common concerns. Always. And pro-tip: don't lecture me about "jerking off on chans all day" while you're posting on a fucking chan.

Oh look, a nazi. Right on time. Was revealing yourself part of your plan?

just
stop replying, it's most likely a Holla Forums falseflag anyway

First day?

No one loves you

Don't you have an oppressive regime to fund?

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Gender, race, and class are not either/or issues. All of these are intertwined in the capitalist mode of exploitation. All must be destroyed together lest the system rise again from the surviving mode of oppression.
Why is there much romanticism of reactionary sentiment here? You can't coddle the working class like children and you can't leave comrades out in the cold. Fuck this conservatard bullshit, get back to Holla Forums if you just want a reactionary revolution to turn society backward with a dose of mob rule to fulfill your bloodlust.

you're not doing your cause any favors by behaving like this.

Storming our board and whining about le gays was a very impressive and powerful false flag, good job. You sure scared us.

Found the D&Cer.

Lovely, coming from a Stalinist

The Holla Forums thread got bumplocked. Cucked by their own mods.

You are very delusional if you think only Holla Forums has a problem with idpol.

Tell that to this one:

I'm posting on a chan in my time off. I've already told you what I do the rest of the time.
Now, again, what the fuck have you done, EVER, to advance our cause in a physical way?


Fuck off, Holla Forums.

actually this is the first time I've stopped by in awhile, this thread was linked on Holla Forums

It's just always funny to see you guys talking. It really is sad. Anyways, if you commie faggots want to "BASH THE FASH", then come find me, 1v1 me fgt i will rek u.

Let's get the whole eastern bloc left of the DDR flag.

While you were arguing about transgender bathrooms in this thread, the Pixelcanvas was completely destroyed by the collective effort of Holla Forums.

I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned, but right now it's time to pack it up. Either start a new section somewhere or pack it up.

Your open homophobia is very adult and we're all mortified. Now fuck off back to your bumplocked thread.

Fuck off, /idpol/

Top kek

oh wew, you are even worse than your stereotype
FAGGOT

What's the plan here?


Please help me voidify their flag at -25, -10

Especially given the huge problem of homeless youth, access to healthcare, suicide, and workplace discrimination in the LGBT community. All of these things are class related issues and we're pretty good about connecting the dots.

REMOVE FAGGOT

I'd say the lesson is to tell identitarians to shut up every time they try to make the struggle all about them, as they always do.

stop calling him a faggot you fucking niggerfaggot

We suffered a lot of losses but we stood our ground. The Nazis did not take over, their swastikas were erased by mods and their thread got bumplocked. They were cucked twice and achieved nothing.

Get them all in parallel.

Then focus on the fucking class issues instead of lecturing comrades on gay issues and terminology. FFS

You're a real special kind of fag, aren't you?

Or maybe you can just stop giving them attention


Should we try to create that map? Without the flags of course

Gee, who would have guessed?

No, get all the flags of those countries next to each other. Make the Soviet one the biggest.

Back to Weird Twitter you go.

Ignoring them doesn't work. They take silence as agreement.

Little Shlomo slowly tries to make his way to his computer. His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor, littered with empty Mt. Dew bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildos. He seats in his dirty and run-down chair, which groans at the shock of his 200, extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it, and presses the start button on his outdated computer. As his computer boots up with a humming sound, Shlomo picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the JIDF, containing various instructions for debate with anti-Zionists in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat, and very smelly hands. One of Shlomo's fat arms accidently knocks down one of his countless empty Vaseline tubes, and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten. Shlomo was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, you dirty Gentile shitze, why wouldn't you love me?" Shlomo whimpers under his heavy breath. Suddenly, all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Shlomo. Being rejected by his love, her filthy goyim friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the Gentiles for his own failures. "I don't need this stupid shitze anyway, or any inferior white Gentile cattle girl for that matter," Shlomo bitterly mumbles, filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash, which is already filled to the brim with used Kleenex tissue papers. Finally logging into his computer, Shlomo is greeted by his home wallpaper, consisting of a huge black cock. After discovering the Internet, he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality, by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings, just so he could lose his virginity before he turned 25. Still, Shlomo had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone, or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school, for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your black dick, Tyrone," he sighed. Shlomo opens up his outdated Internet Explorer, and searches on Bing for 4chan's "Politically Incorrect" sub-board. Suddenly, he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job in real estate, or become a lawyer like his father, Moshe Davidsteingolemwitz. "Please get a real job, Shlomo. I'm begging you," she would say. But she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the chosen nation of Israel from these scumbag Stormfags and Arab-Palestinians on the Internet, whose ultimate goal it is to wipe him off the map. Shlomo now begins to type on his keyboard. "Fucking racist Stormfags, listen up here…" After a short time of posting on Holla Forums, Shlomo is sweaty and frustrated yet again, like so often before. "Fucking goyim scum!" he aggressively yells at his computer monitor. Shlomo is so upset that he actually knocks his Applejack pony figure off his desk. Little Shlomo sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while. "I'm sorry, Applejack," he says. Shlomo then turns to his wall, which he has covered in JIDF, MLP and cuckold posters. In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arched words "Remember the 66 billion." Now, Shlomo euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Israel in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types endlessly. "Oh, you goshdarn goyim Stormfags…"

Who says I'm not? I'm doing more to bring class issues to the forefront by working within my community at an LGBT center than you are by painting a pixel flag.

This is your brain on spooks.

Flags are kinda shit fam let's not be Holla Forums and let's paint a Communist world


So what? Who cares if they take it as agreement or not? They're like spoiled children. What will they do, at most? Cry and cut themselves?

As usual, commies control via coercion of the common folk they claim to represent by unaccountable powers.

Woah it's like i'm 14 again

Ahh, so we're back to "I do real work but you don't because you're on a chan but so am I but I do real work.."

okay then.

Keep crying

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

How does it feel to be cucked?

Believing in Marxism/Leninism/Stalinism or whatever the fuck you cucks call it now, I'd say you are currently 14.

Nah, I'll just be sure to post a few posters regarding your kill count.

You're literally as bad as the nazis.

I’m 12 Years Old and What is This?

kek

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this tbqh famalamadingdong

You tell me.

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I wouldn't know. But you would know as you got cucked by the mods on pixelcanvas and on your own board.

THIS
Holla Forums WAS DEFEATED, HAIL LEFTYPOL VICTORY
BEHOLD OUR BEAUTIFUL FLAG

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PRAISE KE- I MEAN PRAISE STALIN! NICE JOB COMRADES!

Proving my point

I can hear the Red March just looking at it.
Reality has a liberal bias!

You guys are fucking salty lol. Stay cucked :^)

WE DID IT, REDDIT

What point, chaim?
Was that your attempt at calling us the 14 year olds?
Work on your phrasing.

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Really?

Haha, those polyp cuckolds will never take our fla-

joke is on him, I'm actually 12

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oy veeeeeeeeeey
:^)

kek

How does one attempt to call you a 14 year old what an odd statement

let's stop tearing each other's throats out and start recoloring the ancap flags.

1488 got removed. Holla Forums got cucked for a third time.

Probably my favorite meme, tbqh.

this

commie fag mods

This! We can do it if we just pull together, comrades! The polyps just got CUCKEd again!!!! Our flag can come back if we just work!

Oh wait. We're leftists.

Stay mad.

Oh look, an anime fan who's a nazi. What a surprise.

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Wew lad

Capital
A Critique of Political Economy
Volume I
Book One: The Process of Production of Capita

Preface to the First German Edition (Marx, 1867)
The work, the first volume of which I now submit to the public, forms the continuation of my
Zur
Kritik der Politi
schen Oekonomie
(
A Contribution to the Criticism of Political Economy
)
published in 1859. The long pause between the first part and the continuation is due to an illness
of many years’ duration that again and again interrupted my work.
The substance of th
at earlier work is summarised in the first three chapters of this volume. This is
done not merely for the sake of connexion and completeness. The presentation of the subject
matter is improved. As far as circumstances in any way permit, many points only hi
nted at in the
earlier book are here worked out more fully, whilst, conversely, points worked out fully there are
only touched upon in this volume. The sections on the history of the theories of value and of
money are now, of course, left out altogether. T
he reader of the earlier work will find, however,
in the notes to the first chapter additional sources of reference relative to the history of those
theories.
Every beginning is difficult, holds in all sciences. To understand the first chapter, especially
the
section that contains the analysis of commodities, will, therefore, present the greatest difficulty.
That which concerns more especially the analysis of the substance of value and the magnitude of
value, I have, as much as it was possible, popularised
.
1
The value
-form, whose fully developed
shape is the money
-form, is very elementary and simple. Nevertheless, the human mind has for
more than 2,000 years sought in vain to get to the bottom of it all, whilst on the other hand, to the
successful analysis
of much more composite and complex forms, there has been at least an
approximation. Why? Because the body, as an organic whole, is more easy of study than are the
cells of that body. In the analysis of economic forms, moreover, neither microscopes nor
chem
ical reagents are of use. The force of abstraction must replace both. But in bourgeois society,
the commodity-
form of the product of labour – or value
-form of the commodity –
is the economic
cell
-form. To the superficial observer, the analysis of these for
ms seems to turn upon minutiae. It
does in fact deal with minutiae, but they are of the same order as those dealt with in microscopic
anatomy.
With the exception of the section o
n value
-form, therefore, this volume cannot stand accused on
the score of dif
ficulty. I presuppose, of course, a reader who is willing to learn something new
and therefore to think for himself.
The physicist either observes physical phenomena where they occur in their most typical form
and most free from disturbing influence, or, wherever possible, he makes experiments under
conditions that assure the occurrence of the phenomenon in its normality. In this work I have to
examine the capitalist mode of production, and the conditions of production and exchange
corresponding to that mode. Up to the present time, their classic ground is England. That is the
reason why England is used as the chief illustration in the development of my theoretical ideas. If,
however, the German reader shrugs his shoulders at the condition of the English industrial and
agricultural labourers, or in optimist fashion comforts himself with the thought that in Germany
things are not nearly so bad; I must plainly tell him, “
De te fabula narratur!
” [It is of you that the
story is told. – Horace]
Intrinsically, it
is not a question of the higher or lower degree of development of the social
antagonisms that result from the natural laws of capitalist production. It is a question of these
laws themselves, of these tendencies working with iron necessity towards inevita
ble results

DO NOT LET BATHROOMPOSTERS DIVIDE US

The
7
Preface to the First German Edition (Marx 1867)
country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its
own future.
But apart from this. Where capitalist production is fully naturalised among the Germans (for
instance, in the factories proper) th
e condition of things is much worse than in England, because
the counterpoise of the Factory Acts is wanting. In all other spheres, we, like all the rest of
Continental Western Europe, suffer not only from the development of capitalist production, but
also
from the incompleteness of that development. Alongside the modern evils, a whole series of
inherited evils oppress us, arising from the passive survival of antiquated modes of production,
with their inevitable train of social and political anachronisms. We suffer not only from the
living, but from the dead.
Le mort saisit le vif!
[The dead holds the living in his grasp.
– formula
of French common law]
The social statistics of Germany and the rest of Continental Western Europe are, in comparison
with those
of England, wretchedly compiled. But they raise the veil just enough to let us catch a
glimpse of the Medusa head behind it. We should be appalled at the state of things at home, if, as
in England, our governments and parliaments appointed periodically commissions of inquiry into
economic conditions; if these commissions were armed with the same plenary powers to get at
the truth; if it was possible to find for this purpose men as competent, as free from partisanship
and respect of persons as are the Engli
sh factory
-inspectors, her medical reporters on public
health, her commissioners of inquiry into the exploitation of women and children, into housing
and food. Perseus wore a magic cap down over his eyes and ears as a make
-believe that there are
no monster
s.
Let us not deceive ourselves on this. As in the 18th century, the American war of independence
sounded the tocsin for the European middle class, so that in the 19th century, the American Civil
War sounded it for the European working class. In England t
he process of social disintegration is
palpable. When it has reached a certain point, it must react on the Continent. There it will take a
form more brutal or more humane, according to the degree of development of the working class
itself. Apart from highe
r motives, therefore, their own most important interests dictate to the
classes that are for the nonce the ruling ones, the removal of all legally removable hindrances to
the free development of the working class. For this reason, as well as others, I have
given so large
a space in this volume to the history, the details, and the results of English factory legislation.
One nation can and should learn from others. And even when a society has got upon the right
track for the discovery of the natural laws of i
ts movement –
and it is the ultimate aim of this
work, to lay bare the economic law of motion of modern society –
it can neither clear by bold
leaps, nor remove by legal enactments, the obstacles offered by the successive phases of its
normal development. But it can shorten and lessen the birth-
pangs.

I would say ``the road to hell is paved with good intentions'', but I honestly don't believe you commie fucks are acting in good faith anymore. You can't possibly be doing due diligence and still hold these ideas.

To prevent possible misunderstanding, a word. I paint the capitalist and the landlord in no sense
couleur de rose
[i.e., seen through rose
-tinted glasses]
. But here individuals are dealt with only in
so far a
s they are the personifications of economic categories, embodiments of particular class-
relations and class-
interests. My standpoint, from which the evolution of the economic formation
of society is viewed as a process of natural history, can less than any
other make the individual
responsible for relations whose creature he socially remains, however much he may subjectively
raise himself above them.
In the domain of Political Economy, free scientific inquiry meets not merely the same enemies as
in all oth
er domains. The peculiar nature of the materials it deals with, summons as foes into the
field of battle the most violent, mean and malignant passions of the human breast, the Furies of
private interest. The English Established Church, e.g., will more read
ily pardon an attack on 38 of
its 39 articles than on 1/39 of its income. Now
-a-days atheism is
culpa levis
[a relatively slight
8
Preface to the First German Edition (Marx 1867)
sin, c.f. mortal sin]
, as compared with criticism of existing property relations. Nevertheless, there
is an unmistakable advanc
e. I refer, e.g., to the Blue book published within the last few weeks:
“Correspondence with Her Majesty’s Missions Abroad, regarding Industrial Questions and
Trades’ Unions.” The representatives of the English Crown in foreign countries there declare in
so many words that in Germany, in France, to be brief, in all the civilised states of the European
Continent, radical change in the existing relations between capital and labour is as evident and
inevitable as in England. At the same time, on the other side
of the Atlantic Ocean, Mr. Wade,
vice
-president of the United States, declared in public meetings that, after the abolition of slavery,
a radical change of the relations of capital and of property in land is next upon the order of the
day. These are signs
of the times, not to be hidden by purple mantles or black cassocks. They do
not signify that tomorrow a miracle will happen. They show that, within the ruling classes
themselves, a foreboding is dawning, that the present society is no solid crystal, but a
n organism
capable of change, and is constantly changing.

Can't argue? Spam!

There's nothing to argue

Then why are you spamming?

Only the most brainwashed commie fuck has good intentions, user.
The ones that have power have no qualms with killing dissenters for their deified ideology.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
t. Stalincuck

Why not?

Because you're helping porky

Not quite sure how

Your ignorance is astounding, rivaled only by your apathy for those currently suffering under our own system. I don't know which is worse, liberal crocodile tears over starving children or the anticommie virtue signaling that pretends to weep over the 'victims of Communism' yet doesn't give a fuck about the same atrocities under capitalism.

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i made pic related
reminder that erdogan is a dictator that needs to go
also:
Holla Forumscucks have issues

Wow nice word filter.
You guys can do something after all!

It's always nice when Holla Forums and Holla Forums can agree on things.

I did it!>>1620086
Shame, user

How Holla Forums actually deals with fascists:
this thread

FFS

If Sharia Law wasn't constituted by Brown people they'd be all for it

Republics are tomato Europe cuckery, Sultan Tayyip I dindu nuffin.

I'm surprised they're not more supportive of Chechnya, in fact.

Yeah no thanks.
Dogs have been selectively bred for thousands of years to be our companions.
If you can't get along with mild-mannered dogs you might just be a shitskin.
Oh, right.

:DDD
FREEDOM FROM ALL OPPRESSION:
ECONOMIC, RACIAL, AND SEXUAL!

Are you alright?

They've been domesticated into an inferior state, just like modern man with auto domestication. Read Varg Vikernes…

I just want to empower women.

This is true and very sad. They used to be wolves, now they keel over if they eat the wrong type of food.

They're got a daily dose now, this is more egregious than the swastikas.

Are you? Or is having your false equivalency highlighted taxing your abilities?

rek't

S H R E K T
H
R
E
K
T

Please don't tell me you're congratulating yourself

What do you think?

I think it's rather odd you keep replying to me, but do as you wish

Pixels of truth
vandalism is fun

Bruh, that was my only reply to you. I'm agreeing with you. Chill

they keep btfoing both isis and Holla Forums
how do they do it?

yeap

Sorry, lots of Nazis in here.

The default is that a random food is poisonous, things living near it just evolve immunity. You'll die from some varieties of cabbage, and countless plants harmless to deer.

IDs would be useful to stop idpol posting and confusion

Woah wait you aren't me are you the real me do you wanna be, me?

youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY

Agreed. Can we petition BO?

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Fuck off, Holla Forums.

Naaaah i'd rather not matey

IDs don't follow you, from thread to thread, you know.

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Let's try to do this comrades instead of easy flags

Just to let others know, Holla Forums wants us to turn on IDs.
>>>Holla Forums9820150

FUCK OFF, POL.

see

Yeahno

WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY
WE WILL NOT TURN ON IDs
WE VALUE ANONYMITY

Holla Forums admits defeat, good job comrades.
>>>Holla Forums9820176

All I'm saying is, IDs would go a long way to finger out any Holla Forums raiding. Having no IDs just gives people free reign to turn threads into shit

WE DID IT!!!!
We won! Leftypol won!!!

That huge swathe of red looks a little familiar…

National Socialist Worker's Party of Germany sounds a bit socialist to me.

Started on position (1000,1000) as the upper left pixel or (0,0) on the picture.

WE DESTROYED POL! LEFTYPOL WINS!
Just look at that testament to workers' rights.

Yeah, fuck off, Holla Forums. We're onto your tricks.

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Thanks to a lack of IDs, posters like will happily turn on their comrades because of some spook

Jesus fucking Christ, the shilling is really strong on this thread. You know they have successfully shilled when you no longer know who is shilling and who is not.

Taking my words back, I start at 100,100

We're onto you, Holla Forums.
We're not enabling IDs.

The COINTELPRO is on point

Leftypol has always been IDless, and there has never been a problem. This is shilling by polyps who want to fuck with our board culture.

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i honestly have no idea who is who at this point

It's savage. They want to see us infight so they can laugh. If we had IDs it would stop that type of confusion.

Gee whiz I wonder who could be behind these posts… Hello fellow leftists!

I'm me the real me you're you the real you but don't tell me that ok you?

At this point it's better to make a new thread and ban the obvious shills who appeared 30 minutes ago.

Holla Forums also breaths, y'all better cut that out too.

Ignore the people advocating for IDs, they are Holla Forumsyps.
>>>Holla Forums9820217

FFS, stop arguing about shills and ID's and start focusing on the great patriotic pixel war

>>>Holla Forums9820207
They're also advocating for no IDs. So which is it?

D/C shill, ignore this FUD.

An impure and compromised movement sunk the USSR, and will sink the next USSR if we aren't careful. Ideological purity is hard to maintain, but uterly essential, or you may as well skip to the end and invite power-seeking Holla Forumsyps to lead you, so long as they can pay sufficient lip-service.

That is one post out of the other couple where they want IDs on this board.

This comrade is correct. IDs are NOT necessary. We can tell who's a polyp and who's a plant by who knows their theory.


That's a false flag.

The BO doesn't want IDs and no amount of shilling will change that. Stop shitting up the thread pls.

They know if we had IDs we'd see through their samefagging in a second and stop the disruptions.


Fuck off, Holla Forumsyp.

Fam, be less obvious next time. Lurk more.

Well looks like we're doing relatively well.

Keep it up.

New thread:

Because people who aren't lucky enough to have time and access to education don't deserve a voice?

This is a major problem we have, countless folk feel the injustice instinctively, but these absurd standards leave them isolated and unwelcome.

This is aggravated by the fact that those who are systematically disadvantaged are the most affected, and drives down diversity in our movement. I need hardly point out the demographics of our rallies, it's a fucking embarrassment.

Yeah, no. You still have a voice, we'll just judge you for being a dipshit if you don't know what you're talking about. If you want a torture chamber go back to Holla Forums

We have a FAQ for newfags

I understand it may not be intentional, but inadvertent discrimination still hurts real people.

Educate yourself: theafricaneconomist.com/ranking-of-african-countries-by-literacy-rate-zimbabwe-no-1/

If they can't read english, they're not gonna shitpost on Holla Forums. Now fuck off

If you aren't for IDs, you're fundamentally against inclusionary praxis in general. Think about that while the rest of us improve the world.

Fuck off with your pseudo/pol/yp mentality, they are as human as you or I and deserve recognition of their lived experience, whether they can describe it in the correct technical language or not.

We already have a universal language, and I've begun to translate Das Kapital into emoji, but it's slow going.

I could really use volunteers.

I would be willing to assist with this. Do you have a git repo?

This is hilarious, keep it up

Okay, Holla Forums. How about you go back to your torture chamber? We'll come for you soon enough.

Honestly, anyone who's still bumping this thread is probably Holla Forums

This thread isn't bumped anymore

Not yet comrade, but I've organized a local committee to aid.

The title is clearly important, so we've allocated six months to find the absolute best, with biweekly meetings.

The current top picks are:

The hammers representing the means of production, i.e. capital.

samefag

Screencap or lie

Huh, weird. Didn't see the marker

This is why we need IDs.

This is why we need IDs.

Aren't you just proving the point that IDs would have really been useful here?

I don't feel strongly one way or another.

This is essentially an ID, yet another case of you being more equal than us.

NO GODS. NO MODS. ONLY MAN.

Rand-fag detected

Seriously though, how do the anti-hierarchy fags justify mods?
Surely the need for mods bespeaks a need for hierarchies in general?

:^)

kek