Empress

o_o

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hopefully you do something

yea not good.

Chokers are cute,

yes

Ye.


Nah.

one day you'll be rich enuf to hire mercs and escorts :3

Do NOT sexualize my Rumia or else I'll beat you up after school and take your pocket money!

waow did u draw that


i wanna but im anxious


i wanna stay a boy

how about u?

Well you know what they say about chokers

yeah 4 years ago.

anxious about what?

They're a sign of daddy issues?

I dyed my hair the blackest they had.
my asian roots finally show again


suuuuuuuuuure

mmm good talent. did you get better?

anxiety issues are just there. they arent targeted at things

where to buy large sheets of very thick leather?

not in Switzerland

i haven't plugged the tablet in since then.

fix them?

I'm a boy.

Wilders but with black dye.

Are you doing kinky stuff with your bf

If you ask crossdressers though they'll tell you that they're a good way to try and hide a noticeable adam's apple.

with a big dicc

i just leave mine plugged in
even tho i dont play osu anymore


is your dickc big?

feku is bigger


You already know.

nuhuh I cut my hair too but it's still way longer than mr I swear I'm aryan


is that the only reason though

uwu
I love you

yeah, im hitting him with a vinyl sword, and i dont want to be hit back


just my vpn fam

mines under a blanket so dust doesn't get on it.
i don't play that osu game.

Wilders also had long hair in his youth.

You're just slowly turning into the Wilders of 2030.


why


lewd

Everyone should be loved desu

im not too sure??
so are you well endowed?


okay thats good
dont play that osu game its unhealthy

nice


smaller than you monster cock

proof it


But I can't live with a bulletproof vest 24/7
I value being anonymous

yea osu bad

ikr

.///.

wow that pic

im not that monsterish
id say im a little above average lengthwise, but my girth is pretty normal


but why?

show dicc

not fun.

sadly scoring stuff of a suitable thickness seems difficult


how?

its illegal


but it is fun until you play it too much

I am the law

rip Tokai


pat


oh, girth

idk

smooch

no.

its still illegal


ur big girth?


did u try it

I am the dicc

iunno that's on you


hmmm?


w-what

smooooch


What's yours?


It all will go downhill from here. Shouldn't have dyed it.

yes

i hate it now.

^///^

why dont you show yourself instead


aww but it can be fun

its kinda like a drug tho so dont get addicted!!

cums

me on the left

...

mislink

its average


aww but it can be fun
its kinda like a drug tho so dont get addicted!!

...

It's not fair, you prolly have naturally black hair!


ohkidoki

Draw me a kitty

a cuck . . ?

it was not fun.


*hugs*

Wait what


lewd yo


aha

ofcourse

I meant middle

da

Jackson isa faggot

"Hmm... hopefully an user doesn't become overcome by lust and rape a Lunarian goddess pregnant today."

*huggu*


Well I wanted it too so I got it now bluh

so how about drawing? did you do it a lot before?


so whats your monster cock like


i dont see dicks on u

*pat*


Tiny.

train me.

...

it's tucked

so cute?


hai vai


thats kinda lewd

*pet*

:)


meh... not really.
just some little bits in highschool and middle school.


i'll think about it.

oooh tell me about your highschool and middle school tales. canadians call it those names too?

:stopbully:

soo cute!!

is this cleanku or pervku


=( okay...

if i get to talk to you like a respectable human i will strive to remain clean :)

what did you buy a tablet for luka
was it a gift

yea.
tales? i dunno if i have any.


:P
not much to train when i like you already.

Yay

i got it a long time ago. over 5 years ago.


made it just now with my mouse ^ ^

did you have an interest in art?

did you get passing marks? what where the grades like?

...

There's no reason other to wear a choker over objectively more attractive jewelry.

yeah?


average. of course, i graduated long ago.

never knew that about you
what made you stop

attract all the cute boys with it


so you arent suuupeer smart?

depression in general.
and.... plenty of distractions.
i liked it... but i just like more... "instant gratification" things more now. since it's "easier"

no its for girls...

^ ^


c:


that is true.
though I point at the reputation people with chokers have at giving the good succ

arent boys just the better girls?

i want to graduate

luka how many darwins are you

academically in all subjects? no.
i did not get super high marks in everything, just average marks.

you dont get to do that?

Kawaoiiiii

s-some

Not sure if offended.

what do you mean?


adorable skin colour~ ♥ (take note of this post vylee :3)

*hugs*

That just returns to the "daddy issues" thing.

That's also not a reputation that exists around here, so it's probably just something around there.

How old areyou!

but you said you were really smert


wait so i can?

cute pupper


well its there to attract what you want :)

megumin doesnt do daddy issues

just cute kazumaaaa

money and anime waifus?

26

oh *pat*

google choker meme

and behold


nice and smooth

smart at what?


u~u


draw more pics pls~! ♥

yeah, i feel you
i've always wanted to learn art and animation but the process is way too fuckin' arduous and i'm not committed enough in between my bouts of depression

...

it depends on how you use it ;)


well idk anymore, but you said smart things and i praised you and you said u were really smert

ill draw soon

Megumin has Kazuma issues.

Like
"Why won't he see me as a women, jfc."


Right...

you couldn't? why not?
doggo says thank you.

w-what

sometimes you treat me a little harsh if i slip up :P
wat kinda flowrs is s/he wearing? dandelions?

props to those with the drive to put pen to paper and just go at it, without having to overthink things.
i've always wanted to as well. but it takes a bit of devotion to learn all the tools to make the things work.
...motivation dude.

a cheap bamboo tablet for like $40

as melee weapons


flat

who dis is

Good girl~


i know a few things about certain stuff yeah?
but not everything in the world.


i like them
i smiled each time i saw them
i wanted to see more of them.

Hello!
I live!

Is that Satania?

Don't worry about it.


Well. Yeah.

yes

...

Emma said she wants to swim in her. Where is she from? I am too lazy to [search engine] things.

me


awh thank you.
Im making me now.
with new hair


henlo quid
hello YOU STINKY SQUID
go bang a bogan ugly


okidooo
I'll show my hair in a bit ^ ^

Gabriel Dropout.

fearsome indeed


its okay tho because thats how life was meant to be lived


wow squiddy aint it a bit early

Thank you.

gabriel dropout
i'm probably gonna cap everyone cause it's so new


ey bby girl lemme holla @ u

who else wil u make~


i live a simple peaceful life.

m8 what the fug this is uncalled for
i'll cry

It's nearly 6
And I went to bed before 8
So I wouldn't say so

Still tired though because alcohol and the corresponding lack of good sleep
but still.

Yeah it's quite the weapon, did 5 successful bank heists with it already.


:3

you got farther along than I did :p
i bought a pack of good marking pens and drew like twice in a sketchpad i'd bought and then immediately lost all interest once i realized it was hard
one day we'll both find the motivation

I want to use this but I know I'm going to be disappointed because it's not going to be Apocalypse Noctis whenever it's basically anything.

oh i didnt mean to be harsh. :x
the tags dont say.

Well.

Apocalypse Noctis of Omnis Lacrima.

w-what


ehhh iunnoo
we'll see


I's sorry,
please forgive

/licku

i feel ya.
for me, i drew this as a kid in school almost perfectly in pencil pre-middle school
and it inspired me that i liked drawing.
i sketched it so well, i'm still proud of it up until this day.

for me, having time to myself with no distractions back then, and a simple pen/pencil was more than enough to get drawing.

I need to make a mod that turns the Throat of the World into just a giant fucking raid-style boss.

im saving all your drawings.

I have the hand eye coordination of a robot that uses dc motors without feedback loops or sensors to track position or has any kind of p/i/d control to draw.

:3333

>_< embarrassing~

never
never ever

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


but if ideas say so


b-but!

i wonder what ideas wil be next!

now it's your turn

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I've always wanted to do a comic


f-for what

wow
i'm the only one who clicked on the actual arrow keys option??? ._.

okay does ANYBODY still use HJKL
Like seriously?

And personally were I left handed I'd probably use a numpad over IJKL, which is the only situation I can see using them in

Both WASD and Arrow keys are useful though

draw more characters~
and place them in situations

and then jus call it a 'comic'
:3

Good morning!
I wanna play witcher 2 now though!

Er, by numpad I mean like 5123, not 8426. I've actually done that while playing fighting games on a keyboard before, it works pretty well.

scrubs all of you

Butt what?

I have no numpads on my keyboards

*scrub you clean too*
:P

And whose fault is that?

to do what i just did

wow not like that

gladly accept tho

if it doesn't get gay

Having 60% for life

cute luk.

for > is

send nudes + hardware pics

luka draw a pokeman

recursion > iteration

you scrubbed everyone clean tho!
:P


*snuggles*


maybe some day...

work damnit

😴

This is the fate you chose

brb overwatch just updated to chinese new year edition
with Capture the flag rooster edition

...

lol

how many doge pics u got


how much did you come out with?


does aus have more than 1 timezone?

save me from this boredom I can do nothing on this craptop but netflix and shitpost

play fun games

Yes but nobody but fags lives anywhere but on the east coast.

That said some fags will have daylight savings and some won't.

I think dags is west coast and goggles is in too poor for daylight savings though.

ok

Maybe you should let the boredom take you like you seem to want everything else to.

I can barely run clicker heroes on this thing

obliterate dst

its a dysfunctional worldly mechanic

play flash games

close this tab

...

...

that screen probably has scratches all over it

flash games have all devolved into clicker games and idle games.

this is the dark ages of flash games

play minecraft

i need a cat

Flash games have actually devolved into most 5 dollar games on steam.

I had some ideas lie that


that's meaaan
forgive me ;-;


but lewd

nuh it's cute

does anyone here play the game shadowverse?

anything you lick is either lewd or for eating

post stamps

l e w d

i got infinite of this flower doggo or actually 4

It's mean to call me that in the first place!

...

forgive?

I have played it yeah
It's p neat

r u a professional?

Fine geeze

Yay!!

Thankyouthankyou so much

sleepy

drink milk

/pat pat
There there

So sleep, duh

Nah I've not even played through the story mode lol

Tideland makes more sense now that i'm not eleven.
Now 8/10 instead of 7/10

hot milk down my throat etc?

yup soothing stuff like that etc.

Yohsika's cold dead womb...
Filled with my hot sticky semen !

dont get caught now

...

...

they just had the jews all jump into one pit full of oil and then it was LIT 🔥🔥💯

i want to drop my speech class

speech class?

like public speaking?

like the one with a fucking tranny jew who keeps saying how everyhitng is ufcking offensive and how gender is a made up term by society to stop people from being what they want to be fuck

just send out anonymous publications who needs to use their vocal cords anyway

...

um

i need to move away to a place safe from the evil plot from the jewish lizard people putting hormones in ther drinking water in a plot to feminize and weaken mean to bow down to the jewish reptile world order

i find oxygen offensive

kill yourself you mutant shit

I find finding things I do not find offensive offensive offensive.

arent you sleep

I am offended by your anti-semitism.

shutup you jew

You will rue that remark, goyim.

going now actually

night

gud night

...

The deed is done

No more long hair

polar bear fur isn't white, it's transparent and just looks white because of the reflection of the snow

Rip

Postu

Not quite.

They appear white because of the structure of the hair.

:3
kewl

...

Pls no bully

My ears feel so cold now

cute~ ♥

friggin heck

Holy heck, why the frick are you talking like that?

You're a heck.

I want to drink coffee by the gallon but I only have a kurig

Sorry but i'm really fricking upset.


Are you feeling better drunky ?

Come on NA~?

did u get them to straighten ur hairline a little more
or is it only visible at an angle


fucking hell

Who is playing?

Me & Lexi

I can give you something else, by the gallon.

Are you going to carry?

ooh, is it legos?

Maybe not adc but
I will try my best

Okay, but I do not want to have to try.

Watch your mouth.

How did you know I love legos? I want to get some of the Architecture ones.

I am a grown ass woman and I desperately wish I had a massive ass box of legos

wait

could I make a computer case out of legos?

...

...

...

Everything I did yesterday was a mistake.
Everything.

That is exactly how I feel.

And yes, yes you can! I have seen it done several times!

...

I can pretend it didn't happen if thats what you want.

new computer case is like 100-150 bucks, I'd have to buy like 3 or 4 fans, not sure if worth.

...

Do what you will

hey darwin is a CARE uh mel or CAR uh mel

They didn't really do anything with my hair line lol
I just cut off almost everything off the sides and the back, left like 2 or 3 inches on the top so I could style it

They are both acceptable, and it depends on the region.

I'm gonna try playing league even though I know I'm probably only gonna get like 15 fps on this craptop.


I might just have to try this out sometime. maybe once I've got my new build I'll take the parts from my old computer and do it.

I'm a bit worried about overheating, considering I live in arizona. thankfully it's the winter right now and it's only like 60 degrees in the house most days whereas in the summer it's like 120


care uh mel is the actual substance

car mul is the flavor

I'll take that as a no then.

>not pronouncing "caramel" as ALLAHU ACKBAR

I know, fish. So am I. How did you enjoy that storm yesterday? I rode home in that shit.

And yeah, if you have good ventilation in your room, it shouldn't be too bad.

...

...

...

literally what

>For Grim of course.

...

How am i mocking most exalted allah?
For allah should be the only sugar in ones gout.

...

By not already praying for an hour straight, my dog.

I walked to the dentist before it started, and when it was done I had to walk back, about a city block and a half. that was... fun.

I'm from seattle so it wouldn't usually bother me but I was in sweats and I was freezing.

but I want to know which one YOU use

I swear there are like 10 animus posters from animus or something

Darn it. I await glorious sharia.

what's up buttercup


you did not respond to me the other day and i ended up crying for 20 minutes

Yeah, the rest of the year is pretty nice, just when you aren't really used to rain and are used to walking around in shorts all year long.

I bought a tv and a dresser thing for it to sit on.

I am sorry I must have zoned out or not noticed.
20 minutes is not so bad you will recover.

just downloading the patches for league is making chrome slow as fuck for me so I'm betting I won't get 5 fps in game

what kind?


hmph
how are you?

Who uses a TV in this day and age?

I'm alright, drinking some iced tea and that is always nice. Need to get started on homework soon but I'll delay that as long as I can.
You?

its really dirty
how should i clean it

One day, brother. One day.

Some 50 inch one that I don't remember the name of


It has wifi so its gonna be like a second computer in my room.

i just waked so now i'm getting baked
gonna cap this in a little bit tho
lemme know if you want anyone.

Your tv.... Has wifi?

is it a smart tv or a boring ass regular one

What?

You mean it's one of those "smart" TV's with a youtube app and shit? I dunno if I'd call that a second computer.

Absolutely haram

What is this?

Absolutely Harambe.


What is wrong with having a tv?

...

...

Maybe that's why you're so miserable

gabriel dropout
I don't really know what it's about yet cause i was just capping it and not reading
but there's some qt pies in here and there aren't many episodes of the animu out so i'll be getting everyone. just getting the redhead from the manga

I like this girl

I mean nothings WRONG with it
Just not that useful these days, personally

Stuff to watch without having to bother looking for it online, which while simple is also more effort.
Yeah though it's not extremely useful or anything.

Yes


Its pretty smart


Thats like half of what I use my computer for.

The other half being shitposting here?

she is pretty cute
I'll defs grab her for you ^^


I bet it's not smarter than mine'

Shitposting, porn, videogames.

I dunno, youtube's pretty good at that these days.
I'd say most of the uses for a TV isn't actually watching airing TV.

The best uses

Gabriel Dropout is p funny

The 3rd episode with the coffee had me laughing pretty hard

Satania is my new waifu

*pets*

Its probably dumb as fuck.


Classic aussie horn dog.

SMOKE

ty ruka-chyan

I appreciate it
red girl is cute too, though I don't like the hair loops on the back.

just like you bitch
my tv has everything

Neat.


Fair enough.

i think they're kinda cute
I like the bat clips the most

Hair clips are my thing
They're like handles for sexual.

Probably not squids two though.

You waifu any red hair though!

What?
Two out of those three uses weren't even lewd. You're the one actually looking at porn here, mate.

And thus I must shitpost

only the yuri releases though

does anyone else abstain from certain anime porns until theyve finish the series?

it stops spoilers, and when you complete the series you get a sense of achievements

Wow what a gay.

I always abstain mostly without exception from porn of characters from series. I prefer original characters over doujins.

but theres soooo much sweet shinobu porn

What about porn of fishdogs?

I only fap to KissShots avatars and think of him.


Yuri is pure and i'm not gay.

Just like everyone else says.

you just like to pretend I'm clockwork while you do it

fishdog not for sexual

I abhor shinobu porn

thats like saying you dont fap

nope

Hey after we had a falling out I've need a replacement.


Also fishdog is super hot.

Come on Luka, everyones doing it!

You said you hated fishdog at first though.

Don't you wanna be cool?

shut up

not me, never once in my whole life


?

oh my .///.

It will make you feel really good though.

Oh right, how could I forget?

fishdog is not for ANYTHING

would you smoke weeds

squids a fag so who cares?


that is because they are the paragon of perfection

When you snort lines of cum you tend to forget things


I was talking about the game.

no


nah

They ARE pretty good, I'll give you that.

This is going to be all our conversations now, isn't it?

Yes it does.

You don't know because you've never done it.

I'm in pain
Hey all~

Why so pain?

Someone misplaced my painkillers while cleaning the house after I told them not to clean the house, because that's my job

How's your day been?

No I like having conversations that aren't lewd and becoming actual friends.

they are the best

i dont have to

Oh, uh, cupcake told me to ask you about a discord server, and Oobies', but it doesn't look like that one is on rn

Thats like a blind person saying he knows what color looks like.

discord.gg/XzwmU


discord.gg/J7qDU


I don't know which one he meant

That sounds kind of like a dick move of them

Alright.
Slight hangover, followed by being bad at videogames, but not too bad otherwise.

This is also a thing that I enjoy.

Blue hair is better.

Except red hair is closer to actually being a real thing.

*just takes both*
BAM, less confusing!


No kidding...

glorious


I like them both the same

Also i'm not a women


You have been tricked


Everything is dead

SUBTLE

so I hear somebody has been playing jhin again

...

...

I did not want to take any of them seriously from the first game where Echo went jungle Lucian.

You wanted to show me something I recall

I reported Subtle tbh.

3 less deaths

higher kill participation

...

...

Though it's worth pointing out that non-ironically dying 3 times in 2 minutes against udyr top takes talent.

you guise feed so hard

/kids

Awful
Blue master rice

The very foundations of my world have been shocked.

SAYS NERU

...

I was alt-tabbed and forgot I right clicked to move to lane. ;_;

I never feed because im never invited

I only play when Subtle plays.

anybody wanna commission me for overmeme

I usually get invited when they're full.

I just get a "deadmeme" to make me vocaroos.

A what now?

I thought you just learned to do the voice.

more buffs when

red is defs the best my nigga

Why am I in that webm?

Why am I not surprised?

No I just make people do voices for me and I take credit for it.


Because your boyfriend is in that game.

Darwin get overwatch

doyou expect me to remember

Oh, right. Nine was in that and said that LETHALITY was just as good on MF as it was before.

she was asking to die tbh

how about eat the weeds

I didn't think you'd be such a lazy FUCK

Noooo! The only way to help that is to... WHORE MY OWN SERVER AGAIN!
discord.gg/h83bf


>:T

I will not be doing that.


Your memory is better than mine since apparently you can remember all my wrongdoings to you.

Well I tried.

Iwant Q buffs

Didn't even fucking link me you old slut.


I mean some of them are my voice.

I have to move the cursor from the other monitor and shit.

Can I have a special yellow role?


I demand the respect.

Depends, who are you in there? DM me with role name or something

The ones that sound SHIT?

"her"

make it like Trap-Slayer or something

Lazy.

Yeah probably.


But you're still doing it.

This time.

...

Gotcha!

This is a weird fetish of yours to have.

Woooow, being self-depreciating.

*brushes your fluffy hair lovingly and warmly*

Whos a good boy? You are! You're a good boy!

Aw yes

...

Heckin' sweet.


Hey I just sound normal.


I see your tail wagging grumpy.

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Im not gonna vote first cause then it's easy to tell who it is

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English breakfast

We all know it would be a dude, Master.

I've been told a few different things.

I voted :3

who's crushing on me
im gonna smash someones skull in

Sup bitch? You lost. Undo that bullshit with my friends. This is an order. I'll be at the coffee shop tomorrow.

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