Trump's unintelligble AP interview

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Some excerpts:

Is it dementia or is he literally just a fucking retard?

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4D speech

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The best part is when he boasts about getting higher ratings than coverage of the attacks when 9/11 happened.

Also this

What a retard.


I'm sure a wall is going to stop all of that fucking METH.

It also ignores that tons of it comes through tunnels, by car, by plane, by boat, and even fucking catapults. Also, most illegal immigrants just overstay their visas rather than sneak over the border. His wall is a complete waste of money.

American-made meth
By Americans, for Americans

In before Trump Brand Meth.

The fuck? You can save a lot more if you don't make more planes

wew lad

rather than [expletive deleted], we have [unintelligible].

this is the same guy that used a MOAB instead of a bunker buster just to show off his military might

SAD!

MODS PlS

It's actually a more sinister sleight-of-hand. They want you to focus on imported drugs when the recent opioid crisis is mostly linked to pharmaceutical pills, i.e., the legal drug industry that funds his fucking swamp and is killing his voters.

Finally the yanks have a president as smart as they are. Smartest thing he can do at this point is to nuke his own country with him in it.

Totally not retarded. The American meritocracy at its finest.

Only until countries stopping kissing USA's ass

Not to mention drug imports by the CIA.

Ikr? hilarious ain't it. :'^)

I hesited with the original quote

I lost

At least Reagan could speak in complete sentences. Trump is either way stupider or way more senile.

He's playing by Costco rules user.

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY!

JEALOUS EUROCUCKS/SANDNIGGERS OPENLY SHITTING ON OUR BELOVED PRESIDENT?

NOT SURPRISED.

YOU CUCKS ARE JUST MAD THAT TRUMP IS NOW RULER OF THE WORLD AND WILL DELIVER HIS IMPLACALBE WRATH ON ALL CUCK IDEOLOGIES. STAY TRIGGERED CUMFLAKES

Trump seems to have a serious concentration problem. He can't answer a single question without rambling about unrelated subjects.

It's like he forgets what he's talking about halfway through the answer.

How can you kill more islamists without making more planes?

Plus the cartels are also in bed with the border enforcement too. A wall is a waste of money and the best thing to curb immigration is to decriminalize drugs.

He truly is Reagan 2.0.

damn, old meme man. old meme

Reagan flat out had his staffers do most of the presidential work, like staffers flat out said he acted as a constitutional monarch in just doing speeches and ceremonies and telling other people to do the real policy shit.

the sad thing is Trump will do the same, only he brought the fucking swamp into the WH :(

subject sounds like a 3rd Ed DnD Spell
Bigby's Grasping Hand
Leomund's Secure Shelter
Mordenkainen's Vigilant Watchdog
Trump's Unintelligable AP Interview

OT he sounds like he's coked out of his gourd and/or expects them to only publish the most pithy exerpts of his gobbletygook because he's probably more used to giving interviews with entertainment news reporters and porno mags.
Don't those things cost like a billion each?
They can't ask the President to speak up or repeat something he garbled now? The fuck?
Hahaha fuck you, you lying shitwhistle


A real shame! What a mess!


President Tommy Wiseau


If you leave them alone, the ones you refer to will probably start killing each other eventually.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APPART IVANKA!

I did not grab her! I did naaaat.

It really is impressive that in America, a man who can barely verbalize can become not only a billionaire but also president. Meanwhile here I am, high Autism Level and reading piles of leftist literature, some of it over a fucking century old, and I'll probably die by suicide following an unfulfilling life being Porky's gimp.

Yeah NATO is not to bomb wacky Muslims but to alienate Russia.

Trump is such a neocon it hurts.

In his defense, that MOAB was already scheduled because they're set to expire. It's whatever, you can actually blame Obama for that one.

I don't understand how this person ever made any money. How do you meet him and hear him and decide that he's a trustworthy business partner?

Holla Forums here, i always knew he was a fucking retard. I was just hoping he was a racist retard who would put racists in the cabinet. But instead, he filled it with Jews, so he's basically Hillary Clinton. I mean, at least we got sessions.

Jesus christ this throughout the interview Trump slowly devolved into

youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8

he inherited the position and the first advisors, and he was competent enough to keep doing that. Also, he was a good enough bullshitter


he inherited it, and ripped off people over and over again. and he apparently has italian mafia and camorra connections (And russian vory)

No CTR, she was hacking up neon green goobers the size of silver dollars, literally spazzing out from the meds she was on, breathing her pneumonia in the faces of little girls, leaning on posts as her metal brace/catheter bag/metal pin thing noticeably fell apart, and making speeches just as rambling, irrelevant and incoherent as Chump.

COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT

No ok, but how do you literally meet him and think "Yeah ok, I'm gonna do business with this guy who can't keep a straight face to save his life and doesn't know how to talk"? Even moreso if you're a gangster.

Bruh, I'm from Alabama. You don't want Sessions.

Chill you spaz, we all think Hillary was a pile of garbage. CTR isn't when you think Trump was also bad or worse.

Thanks Obama!
God it feels like I haven't said that in decades

But at no point did you stop to ponder about your own mental competency?

Trump standing on the borders stopping Mexicans and saying "no dealers allowed" while labcoted guys are pouring pills down people throat would make an unironical good cartoon.

He is basically the most ridiculous caricature you could make of us. Stupid, ignorant, bigoted, undeservedly rich, tasteless and proud of all it. I'm still convinced we're just living in the simulation where capitalism was never stopped or even checked, just to see how bad it would have gotten.

This guy has access to nukes.

Kek remind me the great era of Bush Jr.

This is nice and indistinguishable from parody.

But Trump was always Captain America. They've made it official now and people still don't want to see.

Reminder that his Autism Level is one of the highest.

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/332308211321425920

Its comforting that at least some Holla Forumsyps think that way. I hope most of them voted for Trump because they though he was racist and not because they were actually convinced trump was a 4d chess playing master of persuasion but I kind of doubt it.


Trump is everything wrong with America personified. If he doesn't shock people into recognizing how fucked everything is nothing will.

Where I live people take him seriously without irony, for example you see American/Confederate flags + Trump stickers + Jesus fish on most cars. Even the pathetic democrat /iberals here are just going with the flow, saying "well he won fair and square, we hav to accept it" or "well he's a GOOD BUSINESSMAN maybe he'll be OK…". If you suggest he's an idiot their response (both sides) is "oh yeah well then why is he RICH hahaha checkmate".

I take it you live in either the South or the Midwest.

I imagine the gangsters, be they Italian or Russian, exploit him and use him. Trump just thinks it's doing amicable "business."

I'm from the North and people still say that when you call him dumb.