A LIVING, HATE-SMOULDERING ABYSS

thanks c:
how's your day been?

wow rude

I am mediacrity

My two highschool friends who I am grand friends with and they have earned my trust are his friend, and my brother is his best friend. I grew up kinda with this dude, he used to kick when I was younger with me and my brother.

So I have this agreement with these highschool kids I give them 450 bucks worth oof stuff to get rid of and they giveme 400 back each week or so and this kid has been taking both the product and the money

It's been going on for ab out a year in smaller amounts, but not too long ago this kids mom called my highschool friend, because shes a good person and knows that kids friends.

She called my highschool friends and found this wallet that was stolen with 80 bucks in it and identified the contents inside, minus the money of course

And a few days back they set up this camera/clock thing with like a hidden cam on it to try to find what was going on and it was the same fucking kid he came into my friends house during school hours and just straight up took like another 60 or so dollars in product

compliments are not rude.

I feel like you should try to coordinate a little more, honestly. The tights and the skirt were just two very different directions. Like I mean for fun and whatever who cares but if you ever go into public it should look good. There's nothing wrong with crossdressing really of course but I feel like it gets a bad rap because people don't know how to dress themselves but I guess this is a tangent.

and here we have the marvelous succulent known as ferrocactus penorii

misgender is rude

ayayay

I thought Neru was the one who was into that sort of thing.

Are you actually a furry at all?

Whenever I see certain Pokemon, I think of this person who added me on Steam who was sad that I wouldn't lewd them if they roleplayed as a Vaporeon

You're drunk, aren't you? Nevermind. :3 -pets your hair-

I didn't misgender you, girly.

it is pretty cute.

ayaya
ayaya?
ayaya ayaya!

BARD DEALING DRUGS IS BAD

so he's just stealing at this point

since you're knee deep in crime you might as well break his legs.

Literally.

was it kiss shot

the one who wantd to do vaporeon lewds

or cut off his ring finger

so kisskiss? L O L

I don't consider myself a furry. I'm an all around degenerate. can't put me in a box that easily.

Bard?
You deal drugs?
Will you sell those drugs to me?

@w@

No, lol. Just someone who added me from a lewd Steam group.

See above

Would you ERP as a Sylveon and like it?

THIS ISN'T THE BIG CITY GRIM IM NOT AN ITALIAN MOB BOSS

i mean shit I feel bad about what alls happened so far

I dont think I woould go that far because that's a super serious crime

but maybe just regular aggrivated assault if it comes to it maybe
I dont like weapons unless they are necesary and its all small town stuff here

-I- don't deal drugs

this

I'd be capable of it, yes.

Omg

might as well start murdering thieves to send out the signal you're the boss of town

I think I have some fetishes that you haven't yet attained to

You come to me
on the day of my daughters wedding...
to ask me a favor...?

STEALING IS A SUPER SERIOUS CRIME TOO

LIKE BITCH WHERES MY MONEY

or kidnap their relatives or something

I think erio wants to eat your poopy butthole while you pee on him

Damn.
That would be one of the greatest reasons to travel to America if you did. ;w;

oh sorry lol, missed it.

well, that particular picture was with some socks I also got as a gift that day, so I was trying to show the people who got them for me that I liked them very much. obviously they don't match. right now I'm wearing black tights with the skirt and a black shirt. looks a lot more coordinated. I don't think I'd bother crossdressing in public. not out of shame or fear or anything, just because I don't want to. it's just comfy to be around the house in girl clothes, honestly.

sorry, explain this better?

gros.

bard give me drugs

for real...
I've ccalculated it up and if he was responsible for all the dissapearances, that'd be about 370 bucks in total across last year
But liek
I dont want to be the fucking punisher
I just want to live my llife without snakes in my garden shit

NIGGA DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH ERIO

HE IS A SLANEESHI DEMON, I SWEAR TO GOD

drinks are for l00sers

B l u h

yush

ayayaya! ^ ^

I'd wear skirts around the house too but I wouldn't do it any justice. I'd probably get put in jail it'd be so bad

...

fekku, get me better drug taking equipment

cute.

cute.

oh please. you'd look great in a skirt.

like if u agree

personally I would not let him fly
you do what you need to do tho

Bard rappers get in trouble for self snitching all the time you should stop

Thank you for the validation grim it makes me feel a little more confident
I've been really worked up about this for a long time

dont call the cops ??

Are you a girl

I'd slap his shit.
Japan has more psychomad biker gangs Australia and America combined, I swear to god.

That's that wack shit that nobody will wear anymore holy fuck

Owo

totally am please respect pronouns.

bike gangs in japan are dying
i saw this in a vice documentary so it must be true

I usually only do the most extreme things with grils (and maybe Kamuu). Not that thing exactly, though. But anyway, I'm just challenging him to expand his horizons

A wise crazy person once said "Keep on acquiring a taste for what is naturally repugnant; this is an unfailing source of pleasure"

I don't reveal the full glory of my transcendent Lawlessness to most people I lewd

What are you drinking? :3

Oh shit, really?
I gotta see this.

are you trying to imply that I should develop a taste for fetishes like scat? because it will never happen.

idk if ur joking but here

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Vorsprung deutsch technik

idk

Maybe a small and not frilly one

Ok I totally won't

I can only imagine man
its really deep what with your bros and besties knowing him
I hope you can get your money

you on the bottom?

Fun, I'll go with this

Have you tried using drugs?

Careful; dolphins are rapists

what's this? OwO

*durch

lloyd in a tiny skirt? yes please.

I haven't watched vice in ages.
I got bored of it.

The pic Lloyd keeps posting reminds me of the album art for this edgy country album

*bulge*

I'm legitimately perfectly fine with any real pronoun.

in sex? or in general? I love alcohol and smoke weed every so often. have zero interest in harder drugs.

:333333

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i had one of those random video sprees a few days ago
im not actually dedicated to vice documentaries dont judge me

I am not girl
proof

vino italiano

Thanks Test, not entirely paying attention.

No, you're a girl everyone else is gay. See the difference?

Not great but it's looking up thanks to you! How about yours?

you just look like a muslim woman in this.

I only like the fun ones.
Like the North Korea ones.

P-pls

not that it would be on you for long~

Vice sprees are the best
I do them once every 4 months or so

I know you weren't serious, but you probably do kind of like being called a girl. Also, when it comes to language, what is "real"? All words were pulled out of someone's ass at some point. Tumblr is just on the cutting edge of language creation : ^ )

And weed actually seemed to help get me into some interesting fetishes. I was unironically into black guys with big cocks for a while

Wine seems expensive for the amount of alcohol content you get

..I think?

mean..

meaner
I quit for two weeks and have one glass shoo

yes, I absolutely do. I'm not exactly secretive about this.
while I get what you're saying, I only acknowledge the reality of the pronouns "they, she, he"

mmm...big black cocks...

a cute one tho

She does.

Do you have a name?
Have I ever met you?

I know where this is going
I'm going to allow it!

Fuck's sake, why can't I be left alone and can shitpost freely with you guys?

aha I think I posted that too

underwater rapecave

Good girl.

cute. I have rope and handcuffs. one way or another it will happen.

she

...

Cupcake is a very sensitive borl, you have to be careful when choosing his pronouns or she might get really mad and run their mouth off at you.

Why the fuck is my name still AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAvc

WOW I AM ANGRY RIGHT NOW AT THIS POST

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Ha ha ha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you sensitive?
I like those who are 'Rough n Tumble' types.

nice trip

*Rough n Tumblr

*pat*

ill blow up your house

*confuse*

Who knows
I think you did I got it here

I'm not a bdsm kinda guy tho

Awoo.

AAAAAAAA goes in all fields.

Not really.

Right?
Someone posted it in thread way back.

fucken eww

pffft

then I guess I'll hold you down the old fashioned way.
by getting your consent and gently climbing on top of you

it's cute.

Heh

...

What? I wasn't trying to be mean or saying you shouldn't be drinking. I was just saying wine doesn't seem to be an efficient way of getting drunk ^^

Calm down; I've already punished you for your sins. Also, you inspired me to drink some whisky :3

That fetish only lasted for a while, though. Now I just like girl cocks and cute feminine guy cocks

It's settled, then. Feminine pronouns for Ms. Cupcake

STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are also very good. I'm a fan of cocks in general, really.

I'm kind of upset it isn't !CumOnMeM0M

DON'T MAKE ME GO MAXIMUM OVERAAAAA

oh shit, yeah it's close. haha, damn.

*pfffts harder*

I don't wanna get drunk I just wanna relax.
ooh what whisky

*sweating*

massdrop.com/buy/vortex-core-47?mode=guest_open

Lol, haha, damn.

haha.
any genuine expression of mild amusement always ends up looking so fake in text ;_;

Cupcake,
!pricia/NUs
or
!pricia/yiI

second one.

someone eat my chips
I don't wanna anymore

yil

Mine usually are.

I use laughing images instead. Images are better for communicating tone in general.

that is literally what smileys are for tbh

Smiles are dumb.

Haha, lol. :b

Done.

That's an uppercase i, not a lowercase L.

yeah true. sometimes most of the time I am very lazy.

Even smileys are too pervasively sarcastic.

:)

lI

:3

...

;)

:)

I thought you were mostly a catcher

The I is one point thicker you fucking NEET.

^^

this is called flirting, lloyd. I am very much a bottom, yes.

nooo

or you know you could drag out words like nnnn instead of no or say doode instead of dude to make it less surprised/strict etc

all those subtle clues

¬_¬

xD

Post sleepy anime girls at me so i can fall asleep peacefully

tfw neru is giving pointers on the subtly and intricacies of typing.

You use "dooode" with me to be strict.

Smiles is a beautiful woman and I will protect her at all costs

I just need a big strong senpai to hold me ;w;

...

Iooks the same to me. l can't see the difference.

I don't know what flirting is................

Her?

just follow my lead.

...

That would be because it's literally one pixel and I can only see it because I'm autistic, and at 150% zoom.

And sneak around.

Ya fuckin me arse son

...

I've read that male dolphins actually sometimes gangrape female dolphins

I'm sure you're fun to slap around with one

Why is your subject field set as that now? Stop trying to make us OTP

(Really though, what's the reason? Reminds me of the goddess Artemis :3)

You do seem kind of drunk, though. You just had one glass? Such a lightweight :3

COME ON!!!!!!

Proceed sir

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...

why does everyone keep saying I'm drunk

one yeah

be careful not to make a WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS RACHEL?!

danke
night

I would hope so. I sure do love being slapped around.

I'm out of ideas now. the moment has passed for now. ya blew it.

Gn

Neenee

Weird, how did I end up with this tripcode in my name field again? I thought I made a new 666M/ when Holla Forums failed at fields that one time

Because you seem drunk. ^^ How've you been?

No reason in particular.

I can see it there too.

sleep well

aha yus

Fucking rip yea mate?

oi, you watch yer gob or I'll smack ye

REEEEEEE

what is seeming drunk like

BUSY
I made 3 big exams this week

Should I pet you too?

How are you doing, nerd?

Good. You have done well.

I want petting too! ;w;

Ok great :3

This whole thing has taken a 180

*pets* Good girl.

ooh yes

happens with me a lot I'm afraid.

Haaaaaaaan~

Do you like pubic hair and musk? :3

I'm sure if you're a true penis connoisseur, you like the full natural experience

It's a nice name anyway

Just some typos and silliness. Think you did well? ^^

Who r u

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alright.
Just got home from DnD.

Kinda dicking around in my discord.

There, I fixed it.

I guess there is a key difference. Beast Lady kind of implies that the lady is bestial, rather than just being "of" beasts

I prefer shaved in pretty much every scenario. I do like musk, at least in an erp. haven't really experienced it irl.

Should I drink coffee or tea?

I don't mind pubic hair though.

A b S o L u T e L y
BESTIAL

achooo

Hoo boy

*pets* Cute too!

Im sleepy thats why typos

iuuunnnoooo
I studied hard
so I hope so

^ ^ yay
thank you

"The ancient forest is the kingdom of the Beast Lady. She grew up here, learning to communicate with all the wild beasts. She's considered their ruler, they all obey her, even the four sacred beasts."

The cleric doesn't let me. :(

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I'm sure you at least know what musk smells like. Or do you not produce it yourself because you're too feminine?

Really? You don't type like him at all. I bet you're the real Eva come back to say things I don't like about tornadoes

You probably did well, then. Maybe you should sleep ^^

I read it. Looks like she's given herself animal ears and claws in the picture, though. :3

They're sweeter.
And use the word 'cunt' a lot more.

r u drinking

don't get me wrong, my pits can get a bit dank after sitting around in arizona heat for a day but you know that you can't really test a fetish out with your own stuff. it's just not the saaame.

I hooope, but it's in the lord's hands now.
noo, I'm really comfy in my two blankets.

Women themselves even produce musk, though

It's Scanner

Guess

also this

the lord being King William-Alexander I of The Netherlands.

I hope the sacrifices were good enough to pass.

And a tail.
There's magic involved, too.

But looking at some art, the ears and tail seem to be consistent, so they may just be natural, or magically natural.

Her non-SKL cards all also seem to have Human/Beast as their creature types, so.

Yuri Canada :)

Nah, smoking weed.
I no longer have the time to drink booze.

...

sacrifices being the burning of Catholic Belgian children

death to the treaty of london

Yeap, I now found the joys of weed and benzos.

I am now Bard v2.0

Armpit smell isn't the same as cock/balls smell. I guess your penis really is too feminine for you to know what I'm talking about

I guess you'll probably just fall asleep soon, then. I hope you're in bed. :3

I was going to make a racial joke about black women but I didn't

ur welcome

are you implying I am capable of getting my head down there to check? because that's insane.

Alcohols cause hangovers.
Weed doesn't and puts me to bed faster.

SSK when

Actually, I didn't look super hard, apparently.
Beast is the only type that's consistent.

Thanks yo ^^
I'm sure you do

bed's are for l0sers
I'm an adult male in a chair

Belgium is rightful dutch land and should be protestant amen

I tell you what, this weed stuff makes me crave for so much cups of tea and cake.

you're giving me the idea that all members of k-on are just high all the time

what else is new.

How are you doing tonight?

That bastard!

Thanks, you're pretty great yourself Scans!

That Twister movie did suck. :thinking:

No, REAL CAKES
Cupcake doesn't taste as good as carrot cake.

Pretty drunk now because Toki is a bad influence

That wouldn't be necessary, but I guess this is kind of gross to talk about, so I'll drop it. I'm sure your penis is only a bit feminine :3

Oh right. I usually don't really get hangovers, but I always make sure to drink water with alcohol

I guess you find something about her inspiring? ^^ Or is she just your waifu

Lmao

You're my favorite black aqcuiantance

Not really healthy to sleep in a chair, though. You're religious?

Was it about Twister? I don't remember; a few people just used to talk about Eva saying something about tornadoes

What about the smelly French-Wallonië part?

have you even tried me?

I mean, I'm not grossed out at all, I'm saying it's insane to imply that I'm that flexible, lol.

Why didn't you get this idea earlier?
I always thought every animus poster is either drunk, high, drugged or insane at every given point.

I have no clue, I'm trying to play along here but I don't know enough about him. Even with all you told me that night. In one ear, out the other.

You ever fucking ate a carrot cake with rum soaked clotted cream?!

I'm just implying that there should have been some point in your life that your cock and balls were giving off a strong enough smell that you could smell them without putting your face between your legs

I feel like I'm your only one
And you're also drunk supposedly

I'm too dumb to drink water and stuff.

lovely, relaxing finally.
little bit a wine, little bit a chatting and music.
S'all good, et toi?

haha lightweight.
ugh so little is healthy.
my religion is factionalism.

we dump all morrocans and turks there and let them fight for control.

n-not me though right?

my goodness, man. do you think I just never shower? I shower way too frequently for it to ever get that strong.

can't say that I have.

So what party will you be in so I can vote for you in the next thing

No, you're just French.
That's miles worse.

Wait, is that the french flag?
I don't know flags.

none.
s'all really between wilders and rutte anyway.

I'M DUTCH
KINGDOM OF THE NETHERLANDS

That's more delicious than morphine soaked lychees in raspberryade!

oooooh boi

impossibru

though if this was the year 1810 you would be correct.

AHAHAHAHA,
RACEWAR WHEN

WHO IS THE CANADIAN user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you something things about Eva one night?

There's this black kid on Steam who I talk to like once every six months

My best friend when I was in like 4th to 6th grade was actually black. This means I'm not racist

Just drink something like absinthe, since you're supposed to mix it with water anyway ^^

Lightweight? I've been drinking straight whisky, Toki. You only drank wine and you seem a bit drunk :3

>Factionalism is a concept in political anthropology that is used to describe groups of people formed around a leader who reject the status quo and actively work against established authority within a society, such as state institutions, political parties, or economic interests.

I don't think that's a religion, but it sounds good. I guess it could be considered a religion if the leader is the Son of Lawlessness. Are you ready to make war against the false light of the Logos?

Vigorous exercise seems to help ^^

im prolly gonna vote for the porn star

subby pls

hard to do much of that with my bad back. the pain gets incredibly intense when I do much more than sit or lie around :/

Sounds too fancy and expensive.
I'mma stick with my illegal plants and tin full of earl grey.

nmmh this is so comfy

we're not races silly

wine is very powerful

yes okai, *subscribe*

that is a good choice
she's really smart and is pretty cool.
I hope she gets that seat.

I'm alright enough, drinking again. So we're both in for that!

You did but it's been almost a year, bae.

My jhin would've been worse than 1-9

are you srs or fucking with me

There are men who marry women and then turns out they've got a nigga on the side like 3 years later so yknooooooow

Big Stillers game tomorrow. My plan is to not care, but to start caring and draw energy from it if they win. This is the best approach to bread and circuses. Thumbs up if u agree

Poor cutie -hugs warmly-

Are you drinking? It's a Saturday and I remember you used to drink a lot; not sure if you still do ^^

It's great, but I guess it is kind of expensive. Pretty high alcohol content to partially make up for the price, though

We have some wine; maybe I'll have a glass to test that theory and see how much drunker it gets me. :3

-writes 666 on your forehead-

ohh nice, whatcha drinking?

I'm serious.
I saw an interview with her cause I was interested but skeptical, but she's actually pretty neat. those nerds better be thankful.

yeeee go for it.

oooohh
I'm a cult now?

good thing we had yi

Mm he went hard
Why flex and not solo?

how is this real

Thank you for your blessing.

Link also please :3

She's the only deck I have.

I guess I somehow killed a boss while drunk and completely forgot doing it, neato

lol yes, I am drinking right now. I have had alcohol like, every day for the past 6 days. I'm just getting one last binge in before my new job starts next week.

np

it's uh.. a bit long.
just skip through it if you want
youtube.com/watch?v=dLmVl8NcHKY&t=1126s

it was a warmup game after the weeks of starcraft and schoo

great

oh its on the second run
ignore the 18 min

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I'll deck you ;)

wowie

meant to post that

small

I! TOLD! YOU! Nerd.

Vodka and some juice I had in the fridge lol

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I'm getting that, but with Tropico 4.

I am; it definitely goes down easier than straight whisky. Maybe that's why

And you subscribed

I don't think I've seen that weeb card game before. :3

How many e-relationships have u started while drunk

Binging can be fun. What are you drinking? ^^

If you're Spoilers then WHY!!!!!!! is your syntax different and why aren't you using a tripcode?

vodka and raspberry lemonade. it is delicious. got discord by the way? not gonna stick around in thread much longer.

I've only recently seen it around here.

p lewd yo

I knoooow
she has good points though so kind flip through it.

tasty!
be careful though, or not if you wanna go there

hmm?

heheh told ya

^ ^ cool cool

Ganbatte

You don't want to play card games with me...?

Kinda want this on text.

The dude is so awkward

show me your deck

Aaaaaaaaw

What card games?
I wanna know who plays tabletop simulator.

I don't; I can add you on Steam though

Do you like Greek mythology? I've been reading Ovid's Metamorphoses lately. :3

I actually do seem to get drunker off of beer than off of whisky, at least these days

idk if I still have the touch

Good thing I already finished eating.

I still fully believe in your ability to feed.

don't get on steam much. but here steamcommunity.com/id/cup12345/

Fuck me sideways.

It's easier than sc2, you got it

I'm not that good with Souls games tho so I'm surprised I was able to do it

Too many lol

KAN HIER NIET TEGEN
youtu.be/dLmVl8NcHKY?t=38m7s

Vreselijke man

I like that he's there though, it shows the big contrast.
like how he's all shy asking about the porn stuff.

huh do you drink a whole six pack then

New

yeahhhh it kind of is

Ican not play SC2 for shiz

I am just not being lazy about my typing and I lost it.

Careful of?