Omg Trump won the elections

omg Trump won the elections

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Is anybody willing to drop the facade and face the fact that this is reality and it isn't real?

...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gimmie a kiss...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You aren't reality

Whoops. *splat*

Do you consume loli porn

In the tale, a spoiled princess reluctantly befriends the Frog Prince (meeting him after dropping a gold ball into a pond), who magically transforms into a handsome prince. Although in modern versions the transformation is invariably triggered by the princess kissing the frog, in the original Grimm version of the story the frog's spell was broken when the princess threw it against a wall in disgust.[1]

In other early versions it was sufficient for the frog to spend the night on the princess' pillow.

The frog prince also has a loyal servant named Henry (or Harry) who had three iron bands affixed around his heart to prevent it from breaking in his sadness over his master's curse, but when the prince was reverted to his human form Henry's overwhelming happiness caused all three bands to break, freeing his heart from its bonds.[2]

A Russian folk version "Tsarevna Lyagushka" (The Frog Princess) has the male and female roles reversed: the male prince Ivan Tsarevich discovers the enchanted female frog who becomes Vasilisa the Wise, a female sorceress.

Because one of them's Kubla Khan in disguise.

What idiot made psychic scream and insidious whisper a free action? Someone who didn't believe they were real?

(((Reeeee softly)))

I am free, I am reificant, and I have earned your loyalty.

It makes sense that the Source would have a psychoanalyst programmed in.

And, if not, just call this emergent gameplay.

MORE LIKE TRANSCENDENT GAMEPLAY

I can beat myself to any punch I throw.

Or always wrong.

Yes, that entity is currently always wrong, and always has been. You likely are as well.

Wow don't lie to me

Yep, you're always wrong as well.

I am merely often wrong, which is very different.

None of you are anywhere near as smart as you think yourselves to be.

I think this settles the debate as to whether or not English is the best language. It is.

I'd tell William to wake up, but he's dead.

That's really the only possible explanation for any of this.

Over Rev! vs Initial D vs Wangan Midnight

The story gets its roots from the street racing that occurs on Tokyo's Shuto Expressway Bayshore Route. 'Wangan' (literally bayshore in Japanese) is the endonym of this longest, straightest road in the entire country.[4] There is also road traffic to contend with, including a fair number of heavy trucks. Because of this, the action is inherently hazardous, and wrecks are common. Blown engines are also a frequent hazard, especially with the extremely high power engines.

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT STRANGER

Over Rev! animated by KyoAni.

ULTIMATE: SUCKERPUNCH: CHECKMATE MONSOON

Maybe you're both!?

All three. At once.

No I'm just a genius

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I-It's true

Somehow
I doubt this.

see

This is called Poetic Justice, Blitzmachine.

Your doubt is unfounded

Press F to pay respects to Loverock's sense of deity.

CHECKMATE

This is over. You lose.

Guys, I think Pricia dies.

Just call it a hunch.

That tripfag seems to know what they're talking about though
I think I should trust them

literally who

Treason huh..

Just a character.

All quiet all of a sudden, hm?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

You are not my king.

You're a character.

so what does everyone think about the tyrant moogs banning this socks guy over and over for no real reason? just want to bring up a discussion about it tbh because I don't think everyone checks the board logs like they should to be a responsible board member. what are people's unbiased opinions on this disgusting abuse of power moderator action?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOES IN ALL FIELDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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:3C

:3

lol nice

I'm too lazy to fix my name and have ot be on my way out anyway.

I fear it may cause unrest.

yay

I am, after all I have the divine right

*pokes nose*

Did you really ban this guy?

He will not be missed.

and if it did who could blame people? I mean I sure didn't start it but if some kind of anti mod discussion started up that would be interesting I think and wouldn't really care much about nor would I participate in sneaky passive aggressive ways.

byebye

rude.

im leaving the 14 reports on the page

The dude already had action taken against him for literal spamming once, and he hasn't stopped or slowed down despite when asked.

none of those are me this time but I'll throw one for you if you want.

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*squeezes nose*

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Thanks

r u d e

[citation needed]

Poe's law.

...

fair enough.

Aaaaaaaaah

Ffs i failed my edge. Started with loli succubus then normal vanilla to twin trap and as i opened the last loli doujin i stroked too hard and came to the cover

You lack willpower, baka

I am unrest.

*squeeze squeeze squeeze*

-King Tokai Loverock The Great, 2017

mike pence theme song

I always hate when shit like that happens. get in the middle of a good manga and end up finishing before you get to the end and then you just never find out what happened in the intricate plot...

Where do I subscribe to this blog?

why are you like this

I'm awake.

I literally just opened it
The trap one put me on edge so hard
It was great tho

But are you woke

donald trump theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_Qgwqc

give kiss.

traps'll do that.

🤔 what did scoots get up to with erin and casper? 🤔

Mongolian cartoon porn comics are always such fulfilling stories.

loli doujins

*Chu*

Yup it was a megumin one

*pull*

instant cum

I get more into the plot than the porn, ya know? that's what gets me off. character development and rich stories. must have creamed myself like a thousand times reading a song of ice and fire.

good dog

telling on you.

It'll have no effect

then I guess you won't mind that I already told her.

Title of the trap doujin if anyone is interested:
Hakusen to Sumizome Kaidan Shitagaku Jouji

Sure that's what happened i guess

im using my limited 300MB data to tell you to shut the fuck up
if he's going to spam spam under the same trip or name so that we can fucking filter him, or at least post something interesting so people dont have to sift thru piles of retardation
stop trying to instigate every little thing so you can get a little kick out of it, youd be a p shitty mod

nope
*boop*

down with oobles! elect cup for moderator. first thing I'll do is ban this oobles who hates grim so much!

I actually go run with scissors for a few hours now.

remember point downwards

be careful.

you're grounded.

...

My sweet hunnybunny says I can't get grounded

I think you might be gay.

No stab eye

she is mistaken. you are grounded.

But technically i came to explosion loli not traps

me irl

*pull ear*
not true

stop touching me you don't have consent. that's practically rape.

Was it an unexpected "shit everything's covered in cum"?

*headpat*

But you're not a girl

REPORTED

yes I am.

I got the head underwater before it went everywhere but it would have been

and also real talk holy shit it doesn't matter what gender you fucking cis pig.

...

who said I didn't wanna do that?

but girls can't be gay so you're not girl.
im n-not a pig

o-oh

;_;

Underwater?

you're saying pretty bigotpig type of things right now tokai. would have thought you'd be more progressive. so disappointed right now...

of course you'd have to return the favor.

that'll teach ya.

well thats only fair

it's a date then.

I'm a cute smart boy, shut your homo mouth

No headpats for you forever any more.

Can I be third wheel? I've never been a wheel before.

headpats without consent is rape.

...

I've been listening to this for 3 days now

who

dont ask the bitch of the relationship

hmpf
*flicks forehead*

Who's this? Nezi?

reported.

Call the cops, that's assault and battery.

*pulls string of hair*

i was taking furo

grab a handful and pull hard.

eeew
*flick nose*

slap me across the face.

Nobody important.

It's probably Stevan.

EEEW

Sure you're not Socks?

stevan would be very forthcoming about who he is because he craves attention like a whore craves dicks.

No, I'm not Socks and I'm quite honestly insulted by that assumption. :(

bend me over your knee and spank me.

see why you shouldn't get into challenges you can't win?

I know two Steves, Nezi and Damami, and Damami quit forever.

Oh, and SteveAn, but yeah what Cup said about that.

Is that not why people do the whole name game BS in the furst place?

how does this work

Damami and I talk now and then and he's still a fag.

you just posted one
just look for yourself

*tapes mouth*
you shut it

Well, my name's not actually Steve. It'd be silly to post my real name online. It was just the first name that popped into my head. I could rename myself to Billy if you want.

But like doesn't your phone get wet and dmg

some do that for that, yes. stevan has never done it though. he always wants you to know it's him and he always wants attention.

I'm not the boss of you.

use a ball gag instead~

Heh, oh wait, I'm the PUPPET MASTER

eh

But you could be...if you were into that.

*can't hear you due to tape*

Allow me to direct you to the local holder of almost every fetish known to man for that.

See

noh issa bath not shower
much easier to avoid waters

...

...

Mandy~

Hello, love.

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aww test I have a lot of fetishes but not almost every...

Bloodborne is a spook game and puts me on edge.

Thanks.

Ay, (gender neutral pronoun), you got kik? *double cool guy finger guns*

I do not have kik.

Ohkai

hmm. this person saved the files off me I think.

That's okay. I wasn't sure what I was going to do if you said yes anyway.

A spook game?

yup. looks like it at least.

No vaginal sex or scat.

Your entire "no no" list.

Dark and spooky.
I might stream later if you want to see.

If I am around. I hope to be out.

don't be disgusting. just off the top of my head vomit is a hard no, nullification, permanent damage, intense pain, fisting...I don't feel like thinking my way through the fetish list atm but there's plenty of things that are either hard nos or I'm very not into. like latex isn't a hard no, but it doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.

What will you be doing?

I'm just messing around.

You're still a kinky fucker.

probably would have to just ask for a bunch of nudes. you wouldn't want to be a weirdo, right?

that's very true. you should see some of my f-list profiles.

I should not.

don't worry. I will never share them with people I am close to, because as open as I am, I would rather no one know literally everything I'm into.

Hoping shooting pool with a beauty.

twitch.tv/thisolddog

Going to stream Bloodborne.

Well I hope it goes well for you, love.

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what did he mean by this

everything is loud if you go insane

Perhaps it's the birth of an new epic meme

I'm already insane I'm basically a genius psychopath teehee

looks to be stillborn to me.

Same. I would be rather sad if it didn't happen.

You uh

You gonna eat that?

take it my friend, it's all yours.

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Hey guys, where can I get some unrest?

Hangover?

By pushing this beyond a peaceful protest.

Haven't drank in a while, just love that line from Urgot.

In terms of voice lines Jhin is far and above my favorite. He's a genuinely interesting character from a narrative standpoint. Very few champions manage that. Gangplank did when they reworked him, the Bilgewater event was wonderfully lore-heavy.

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It was enormous.

I mostly just play Viktor, Vel'Koz and Vladimir in EUW, so those are pretty much my favourites, just tested Urgot out in NA when I played there a few times, loved his somewhat dark lines.

POPPY has the best lines tbh

yuge

YOUR WAIFU WILL NEVER BE REAL

Is that intentional because they all start with V?

Not really, they're all mages.
I tried to play Veigar back in the day, but his spells are too slow.

Fuck you ;~;

You just gotta land the E and then it's ez money

So many people still know how to dodge that, I just prefer the characters with less gimmicks and more spam abilities.

zurwrath

Ｙｅｓ！

What's the most usable ROM to use on my Motorola Milestone

that is very lewd . . .

Considering killing myself if I have to do the Forbidden Forest again.
From Software makes me hate life sometimes.

What is?

pussy spread sfx

Nice

けつを食べる

my japanese is not good enough to understand that but its good enough to understand porn sfx

まんこ

does that say manko?

Conflicted about flashing stock ROM or keep using CM on this ancient phone.

はい

Considering killing myself if I have to read another thread full of Ikt spam

Considering killing myself if I have to read another thread devoid of Ikt spam

I've had him filtered for like 6 months and only had to see them after clearing cookies the other day.

Makes life nice.

basically the existence of ikt will cause a death

no bully

The rope is over there.

Tokai, you shit fritter.
Bully me.

Do like that dog fucker and just filter me.

...

Plus any time nobody talks to them they just try to insult people.

Not like they are worth the interaction.

y-you look like a nerd

...

Is it true

If you filter person A and person B replies to them, do you see person B's post? :\

Is what true?

Huh, strange...
Thought I'd walked into /oven/ /lewd/ for a moment...

Oh wait, you fag-pretenders are no better.
MAGA

blech

i have to go to work soon :(

I don't insult people though

Getting insulted moreso though

why would it? the link just sorta poops

We gonna play some BB?

Only if you chose that option.

That I, as a person, am objectively shit.

You mean exactly what you're doing right now?

Nah, you are all right.

I have work in an hour, but we can party up when I get home.

You tend to throw some shade at me if you haven't caught any replies, so not sure what to tell you. Others have also mentioned it.

If that's the only way they interact with me then why would I see value in talking to them?

Idk
How's Feku today? ^^

How many hours are you working today?

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8. Same as always.

Cat has shit taste.

*pat*

I only do this when you take jabs at me though. Whenever you're posting anything that's not shitting on me, I just kinda ignore you and hope you return the favor.

normally i get tired at these hours, but im just looking for something to do because im not

Cat is about to have an existential crisis

That goes both ways.

Many times I literally say nothing to you and you drop dog fucker comments.
I will adhere to amnesty towards you if you do the same.

Oh okay that's not too bad

I might be drinking but we should be ok

You're tired at like, mid-day?

why are you fighting with ikt

its more like mid morning for me, but yeah i usually have my awake hours overnight

I will also be getting trashed tonight.

We are literally just talking.

TRIGGERED

that doesn't sound like just talking

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Uhu.

It doesn't SOUND like anything because it's words on a screen you shitcorn fuck

Awesome! Then we'll be in sync

Also jazz music goes surprisingly well with Bloodborne

MAYBE HE READS POSTS OUT LOUD

sure is pleasantly awkward in here

Just filter me if you can't stand me and stop indirectly bashing me.

I AM QUITE HAPPY

Congrats. This only goes back a few months.
If that.

I guess whatever.

I would not know. I only play to the sound of my terrified screaming.

Well you can always kill the immor-

Oh nvm you did already

Ty!

Then he should whisper when he's in public places. Imagine reading these threads out loud on the train

eat my shitcorns, lloyd.

why are you so butthurt about other people filtering you
does squash's opinion really matter that much to you

you're not even friends with him

Enjoy your pity party I guess.

-hugs-

This is causing me unrest.

alt-tab.

butts, why must so many of them be hurt

also hi Grim

hallo
the inherent problem is that people give too many shits

You probably deserve the frowns if you ride the train in the first place.

Givem here

i need you to lend me your powers i cant kill the next one

LAZY

give me your address, I'll vacuum pack and mail them for you for maximum freshness.

its easy to pretend to be calm and impartial and rational, but when something directly involves you it is easy to get carried away with opinions yea

anyways winters been shit here in michigan, how are you fairing?

Suggest you stop making posts like

then.

I'm not butthurt, I'm telling him to just ignore my posts and filter me if he can't stand my occasional nerding.

This is an impressive amount of misinterpretation.

See my reply to Squid.
You and I never have any actual conversations save for lambasting the other.

You'll also note I said I would refrain if it was mutual, but you can read the posts that further your self pity and only those if you'd like.

Even Bruce Wayne's dad rode the train

Get Test's address.
We live together in yuri bliss

but it doesnt matter if its randos
when its people you're friends with then its srs

weather's been global warming status
occasional days of 60deg
I'm moving out in less than a week, need to make last minute purchases
garbage bags, cans, mats, etc
hype hype

if you weren't butthurt then you wouldn't call him a dog fucker

Build a thousand bridges but fuck one dog and they'll never call you a bridge builder.

test and ban are dating tho

oo lala we have some cheating going on

AND THEN HE TRASHED IT 20 YEARS LATER

SPAY/NEUTER YOUR DAMN PETS

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

Oh, you can, just in 3 hits :3

This meme is getting out of hand.

...

No, because I stopped investing as much as I did a week or two ago

test are you cute

oh is squid here? which tag are they under?

oh my thats exciting for sure, i'll have to check back in threads or throw you a PM to see how well thats going

if you can do something as great as building a bridge i will personally punch anyone who calls you names

Test. Plaster cast when?

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I try to avoid interaction with you but your @mentions make it hard.

It's a common name for him in these threads. 8ch.net/search.php?search="dog fuck*"&board=animus

I will put a 2x4 over the gap and call it a bridge.

Technically still a bridge.

now go do that a 1000 times

that sounds like it requires commitment e.e

You've already forgotten what I look like?

I'm the guy with a beard that gets loud when I drink. We've tinychatted multiple times.

I'm calling up some friends in hell to ask them about the weather right now.

?

You seem more hung up on trying to maintain a petty relationship when I am offering mutual neutrality if not an attempt to build a bridge.

Literally who is that?
Test will make the right choice.

I'm sure you've taken the train before. I mean, I haven't since I was 8

lol even i remember what test looks like and i was in a tinychat with him like twice

See you Thursday then.

didnt know you posted around these parts thats all

every time i come back to this animus hell hole i see more and more familiar- uh, faces..?

FITTY TOO AIN'T FREEZING, KYLE

I have that shit adblocked because it gets in the way of my Yukari who likes to chill in the bottom right

Oh.

I get it now.

im just meming
I remember all faces

Tuesday*

Then you should know that Test is the cutest.

nnnnn

My adblock leaves a 3 inch blank space at the bottom.

I am unware of who you are

those search results yield no implication of that.

he's an irl loli who is the master of yuri puri

I mean, you can't spell cutest without test.

Thought you might be too drunk to remember every time.

Which is not an unfair assumption on my part.

Are you under an obligation to talk like that again

I knew you'd do this you ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Don't worry 'bout it, one kill every two days is a ton of souls for me anyway

I'm thinking of rechoosing one of my modules for next semester, "Principles and Practice of Computer Graphics", from the lecture notes it looks hard as fk

Offensive nick names are usually only ok when used by friends.
Anyone else using them it just comes off as being a bitch.

are you anthrosquid or some other squid that is non-anthro in nature

wow esdee, such feelings~

xc
I'm not soto

itjusthappens

Can't stop, won't stop.

What feelings?
How drunk are you currently?

basically

cuz it blocks the ad but not the ad placeholder

It might help if you did not wish for me to not exist with every chance you get.

Plenty use it.

look how clean and crisp it is with the ad placeholder blocked too

read

Quit saying I'm drunk.
You find test cute I saw it.

How remove?

If I did that I would do it anytime you posted.
I haven't really made an effort to go after you in months as you have just been filtered. You don't exactly show any graces either, but I am too lazy to find proof.

God I love Saturdays.
No work, no worries, just rest and food.

Oh, I got it, Grim.

really? it only gets me like 1/25th of my qa's but it pushes me a little at the end of ascensions when i dump it into morg

wat kinda cs major are you?

Remove kebab

ikt if you want some quick tips on how not be hated

1. Stop hating yourself in public

2. Stop making so many random unlinked posts about unrelated shit
when you have more friends youll be able to safely

3. Find things to talk about other than shitty anime, old drifters, and computers

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Wow this irony

God, it was bugging me for ages.

if you follow this formula you will become the number one poplar poster in animoos

Imagine how I feel most of the time here.

Do NOT listen to Grim.

Georgie already posted here once so nobody can really beat that.

But you have no proof of your sobriety.
I say that to everyone.

Can we just ignore me.

Thank you.

foobar you shit i talked to you four days ago in the discord

Most people do, but again, your pity party.

georgie is pure
keep him away from here

Thanks man
I feel my sociability skyrocketing

I've already got 10 DMs with bitches tryna cyber me.

Can we stop doing this about me.

Also can you stop doing that every time I am posting.

Thank you.

Kef service more dicks

God bless him.

nigga you just need to talk and that's good enough

but I've been good and didn't drink for 2 weeks so it triggers me

leave

I haven't come around here in fucking forever

Hm, it gives me 14B souls, and right now I'm on a really long run, ascending for 1458B
Probably gonna ascend and transcend when my candy canes run out

Just pure cs, it's a pretty popular degree here

Who's the canada?

Well, I could say that you've been drinking more than Soto in total, but then I'd be lying.

Too spoopy

same tbh

Grim, just get PS Plus and do dungeons with me and Ian.

Who it be?

You love me

we have been over this

I wont have a tv for at least 2weeks

stop bully

I am Squiddy.

Also rip me for now.

idk what the B means i play everything scientific

arent there like areas of focus?

the one above you

im indifferent

...

who, what, when, where, why

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Friends and dunjins go together like legs and feet.

trufax

...

...

Not even bullying, just laying out the facts.

Yeah, same, I'm not that high yet

Oh, there was a post a few weeks back where you said I should stop posting and I remember it because Erin chimed in on that and I had made like 2 posts not even directed at you, so you really aren't faultless here.

trufax bestfax

new

Spooky wooky kabuki

Harsh!

Right, right. God forbid I don't ask for nudes and risk being a weirdo.