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that sounds like a good idea.

The doom that came to Dr. Test.

All my ideas are.

You guys don't realize that he's the fucking puppet master yet? This is still Ghost in the Shell, but he's never going to be allowed to reproduce because he's a twisted little sapling that needs to wither.

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you rang?

I'm just a Sourceror on a crusade to cure my sins with the salt of my enemies.

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thats sweet i used to love that game i even got halfway through before quitting, more than usual.

okay i will look into it all i really know about australia is k thought it was much more rugged when i was young, your govt is a bunch of pussies, and you hate smokers for some reason

yea like i'll go halfway furry for the bunny girl. i rly dig bunny girls in any capacity, bunny suit, bunny ears, whatever. idk

I legitimately want to drive to Phoenix and beat you with a COPPER PIPE now.

appreciated top tier video

Well I mean, I was just commenting on the ass I could see, which I'm fairly sure is Miku's.

Are you literally Miku?

But I will admit, it was particularly good.

:okayhand:

Did Dazel kill himself?

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Why is tsuchi so tsundere for cupcake anyway

well tsuchi did join.

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(cup)
genji is trash if
A) they have 3-4 tanks
B) they are calling your location
if their team doesn't communicate you can walk all over their comp no matter what but...genji is bad against a good team with tanks
bastion wins shield wars, which is super important to have a rein shield while they don't

we're the sam and diane of the threads.

im so ashamed!

it's too bad crowder isnt that funny cuz hes a sweetheart id watch his show a ton

Copper pipe? Wtf is that?

just saying. the one big counter to bastion and he's not as effective now. bastion is a tank shredder.

I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke about alcoholism or not.

im in a love triangle with tsuchi and cupcake how wacky is that!

Sick self burn there, m8. I'm not even autistic.

I do believe it's on youtube.

I'm still ringing pick up already.

What?

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Literally no one likes you.
You're about as liked as whoever the rambling autist is.

Oh shit boys he didn't learn from the mistakes of the others...

it's a cheer's reference.

All I equate that show with is everyone's questionable alcoholism on the show.

[Doubt]

It's worth pointing out that there is literally only one of me.

You hear on the other end "Why the fuck would you keep ringing this long, is it important?"

I'm not hiding behind an army of sockpuppets. I merely pretended to.

exactly.

NORM!

Puppets are fucking creepy, man.

I'm not literally Miku

And puppet masters are even creepier.

yes ty
incidentally what do u think of ur own govt if it does exist

you could have skipped over me but you chose to be hurtful!

But even the puppet master is still just a puppet.

Who's pulling your strings, Test?

Wow I don't even use the chart and I nail it.

Oh yeah... Me.

This image disturbs me because it's pretty much factual.

Q.E.D.

trump is the only non black man milo is into. it's just not fair.

Explain Q.E.D.

oh, you're socks. I get it.

Test, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to wake you up inside.

[can't wake up]

I'm sure he'd just try to shock you straight.

Who are my puppets, again?

shock me daddy pence, uguu~

milo yianopolofolopolis is nothing more than an annoying twerp and im sure trump sees him that way!

I'm arguably in a relationship with four other people
In that they will call it a relationship and I'll call it romantic cuddling

Slow Cheetah wins again.

WAKING UP DEAD INSIDE OF MY HEAD WILL NEVER NEVER DO THERE IS NO MED

No medicine to take
I've had a chance to be insane
Asylum from the falling rain
I've had a chance to break
It's so bad it's got to be good
Mysterious girl misunderstood
Dressed like a wedding cake

I don't hear shit nigga PICK UP

cup pls

Then what's the problem?

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FIVE (5) STEPS AHEAD OF YOU.

GET WRECKED. YOU CANT EVEN PLAY CHECKERS.

yea but ur a trans thats like normal for you people right?

SHE BOUGHT IT WITH HER FACE

People I'm not trying to go to bed with compliment my ass and it's weird

Now, come back out of hiding and fight with your words like a man (I'm 99% sure you're a girl though).

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I am a girl yes

I asked you a question here

But, you know, you made like 7 posts directed at me and I didn't feel like clicking them all so I linked none.

btw hi chiri

I have no idea what normal relationships look like this is just an intimate friendship to me

Sorry, I was just rusing. Gotta bait the shadowlord outta the shadows before you can engage with him in rational discourse.

where do u live that there are so many gays around? it's weird

Also, none of this is your fault. Everything that has ever gone wrong with your plan, whatever it may be (Georgia Guidestones? who knows, who cares. I cast cancel.) was my fault.

Having a nice ass: the greatest of burdens

no you

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Other Mother from Coraline is oddly attractive.

*he looks to the skies and screams FIIIINNNBEEEEEEEE*

:3c

I haven't seen a rational thought come from you in the, what, four days you've been shitting the place up.

Oh boy, guess you owe me an apology then.

I owe you no apology. The act of assuming responsibility for this was my sacrifice. I absolve you of guilt. Your karmic burden may be transferred to me.

And why did I do it? Why did I do any of this?

A. It's better to be the bull than the china shop.

B. Vid related:

it's a lil hard to swallow squid would rather have a conversation with blanklinks and 'no u's than about his country!

C:

Okay

Your resolve is wavering.

Central NC

Truly it is

you've got him on the ropes man, gettim

[angry typing]

What?

oh hey who else saw the make america great again welcome ceremony? that was excellent! need to check out that toby keith fella

my balls are quivering

He's already done. It just takes one punch. The rest is Deja Fu.

XD

hi

So what I'm hearing here is the start of a rap battle, Run/Trap aka Socks4Hands, he thinks he can spit poetry, so come on, here's a taste.

You ain't shit, I won't quit
even if your lit is legit
I've got my own kit of spit
to hit you with my wit
but that ain't it,
I'll admit that I can't commit
to this basic bullshit til you step up
and prep yourself next you'll get fed up
when Chir busts your ass up the best thing
is fess up, just give up right now and I won't
teach you a lesson.

I guess you aren't familiar with mercy and sacrifice, man. Sorry to hear that. How long have you been a psychopath?

that's because my tongue moves so fast.

>.

Thanks, Neutral Party.

answer the fucking question, test.

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Currently shit, but not abysmally so like it was a couple of years ago.

It comes and goes but on average it's relatively pretty good.

But are you bad at being bad?

Get ass removal surgery

Shit nigga I made like one post without linking you because I'm distracted and doing like 4 different things right now
Chill

I bet you'd be great at eating muff.

Probably right before I killed that man in Reno.

dude.

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Oh, so you're Johnny Cash?

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I'm the worst at it.

hmm... i guess i can see it even though i have no concept of the state besides its shape on a map

whats on ur mind boyo

whats good what do you like about it it's more liberal isnt that right?

also i am relaxed
sry i didnt mean to make u upset at all

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urafaget

One time I caught a bus, it was at the terminal so it didn't have to leave yet, but I paid fare, then got really sick and left and puked on a telephone pole then got back on the bus and said to the driver, "I'm sorry, don't worry that's all there was"

Grim starting drama

what a surprise

yeah it's really not like him at all.

ugguu

Grim didn't start the drama. I did.

You caught me. I didn't actually die in 03.

I didn't think you did. I did actually die in '97.

what possessed you ? was the driver watching? did he look concerned?

I'm only a little disappointed the newbie (traps aka socks) hasn't taken me up on a rap battle challenge.

But you know, that's life. Disappointments.

thats such a weird story...

Maybe you should hurry up and git gud then

It's pretty average in terms of left-right. That's more of America being an outlier than Australia.

It's more that it's actually a democracy, and does a better job of that than pretty much any other country. I'm not even the biggest fan of that but if you're going to have a democracy for the love of fuck compulsory voting and preferential voting are mandatory.

Nini

don't ever say that to me again or I'll cut ur throat

RUN UP GET DUN UP

yeah you better run. socks basically gave you the verbal equivalent of a serious thrashing so run off with your tail between your legs to lick your wounds like the dog you are. nini

Can we talk about this on steam? We should resolve this shit somewhere less public.

b&

effort...

do it you fucker. you won't because ur soft. go on. do it.

well i dont much care for compulsory anything but sure. so it's just like mob rule down there? why does everyone there hate smokers?

No, you verbose asshole, you rap battle me with your poetic sense unless you're just a copypaster with no real linguistic sensibilities.

And if I'm involved socks is going to get the verbal equivalent of a serious beatdown if he can't outrap me on the spot.

why do people concede when i brann kazakus? its not even that op

read the room chiri ffs

grim will just check the board log when he wakes up

1v1 me in melee or have a no holds barred philosophical discussion with me while tripping.

ban me you fuck. Imma kill ur whole family. do it. do iiiiiit.

If you've never experience true fear, I will give it to you.

le literally what
are u high

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But it'd need LESS effort than the effort you're putting in to not be bad.

no wait

yeah that's what I thought you slut.

stop confusing me with your mind games

ill rape you

goodnight(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

WOWOWOWOWOW reported WOW.

nini.

He's literally unrape-able.

do u ever wonder like if u met cupcake irl would he still just talk about being gay and like do his gay little play fighting thing all the time?

he actually reported me wtf

:3c

why? it's full of weeb fags, I have nothing to look for.

See this is the only troll who cares about getting bent up, he hasn't met someone who could potentially fuck his shit up.

Still isn't agreeing to a rap battle though

If you try to rape me, you get raped.

You thought it was Solrock but it was me, Wobbuffet!

found any cool new prog artists recently cupcake?

I don't think you understand that I'm NOT A RAPPER.

Meeting up with Cupcake irl would just be you helping him up and out of his chair and fetching him booze and pain pills.

Run up get dun up tho. Lay out some bars, and I'll lay out some of mine.

Oh Sorry, a POET.

no. I don't really seek out new music much.

need help going to the bathroom too, so you'd have to do that.

I suppose we could have a beat poet session between us,
what do they call that?
A beat-off?

Oh shit. I found myself. A Sah, dude?

I am not changing your poop bag or catheter.

the fuck I thought we were friends.

Hey, me.

v sad image :c

do u rly take pain pills like that because rn i believe it

Hardly.
It just means parties need to please more people instead of making their existing supporters be fervent enough to stop being lazy shits.

Lots of people do smoke here. Lots of us also hate smokers because smoke is awful.

No, they're fun.
Wait, ''that's" all it takes for you to consider mind games?

no, I don't want to be addicted to pills so I choose not to get any for my back.

do not bully.

I am literally the god of mindgames.

I'll stop bullying when you stop being dumb.

You failed step 1:
Engage literally anybody enough to care about what you say

It's hard to turn off sometimes though.

oh shit is test that one guy

so never

im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nigger balls" and "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

I fucking knew the AI was that one.

NAMASTE

Exactly.

tfw

what a cruel world.

This one's a cruel joke...

so ur govt panders to normies wow! maybe there is something im missing

it's a nice aroma

also wth is ur job that u seem to work like one week every month

I didn't even get triggered this time.

I lost my job a few months ago. I haven't been working. new job starts next week.

Anyways, now that the case is busted all the way open and it's one of my favorite posters all along, I can take this from here mentally. Don't worry, Dr. Finbee. Command Agent Pellaes is here to solve this clusterfuck and bring you home.

wake you up inside

oh boy whyd u lose job

The opposite actually.
Most governments pander to normies, because normies are usually the ones voting. Our government panders to everyone else instead.

Very no

You're complaining about this?

Ok, so literally every question I've ever had about why this world is so fucked up is now answered, and it's still all my fault because of the nature of casuality.

various reasons. I don't feel like dredging it up again.

am I?

Oh wait... No it isn't. Casuality's my bitch, and mindraping is a two way street. Finbee and I are equally to blame.

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Real friends don't change the other's diapers.

It's time to ironically watch some really, really gay bdsm.

I wouldn't have thought of that to be something you'd consider cruel.

Is this fanservice? (Y/N)

but you promised that if I dressed up like elton john for you that one time you'd indulge my messy diaper fetish.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'm actually getting sleepy finally so I'm just super confused right now. my train of thought gets derailed nearly the moment it leaves the station.

i dont see how it is possible to please to everyone

...sometimes i feel extreme sadness thinking about my grandfather who died of lung cancer when i was four even though i barely knew him it's weird

I don't know what level of sub-irony we're on but I want off this ride.

In this one, you're the totally pure and innocent version of me who died when I died when I was two.

you started it. probably.

You're probably nerdy and boring AF, sadly.

CAN'T WAKE UP.

Let me shatter your illusions. You are awake. Your soul is yours and you are alive. There is no matrix. If you bleed, you can die.

Use/Mean error.

Sorry, still getting used to editing on the fly.

that would quite literally be the dream.

goodnight thread.

I have reason to believe that we're all trapped within a magical book.

It's just the two spamming retards left.
Yeah, I think I'll head to bed, too.

nini

new

new
:)

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why is people i somewhat know dying make me so sad but people i know well or dont know at all not??

I'm pretty much done.

Basically, you just watched The Allegory of the Memes play out in epic form.

And yes, it looks like a insanity. It's weaponized insanity as a trump card in the Hegelian dialectic.

I'm dangerously sane, and if anyone would like to talk to me in an unironic manner on steam they're more than welcome to:
steamcommunity.com/id/detourist/

youtube.com/watch?v=GhutrA9ufZQ

ugh le finally i dont wanna use that weird dust thing anymore

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