Downplaying drama and calling it contrived

nobody even knew he got banned

how do you disagree with a question

but I don't want them because I already had them

why are you even talking shit when you don't have the balls to talk to me in private though

try not to die in your sleep

Next time! Sleep sweetly you dork.

i can't hear you over the sound of bebops salty nuts lamo

the intention is clear this is like the 3rd time in a row youve acted negatively towards me for doing anything. im starting to believe you dislike me

woah chill moogs
It was a legit question

im not out to get you I promise

the threads are legitimately in a state of unrest as well

whenever someone gets banned, it generates some unrest :3

also how does it take more balls to shit talk someone in private
i want everyone to know that i think you're a fucking snake

I'm the snake for doing what exactly?

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[angry typing]

refer to previous posts then

This is some good watchin here.

listen man

if I was out to get you I'd bring up the fact that you're doing shit like editing other people's OP's

you could say it's just moderation because it was an active thread and it was a soft rulebreak for advertising

but yeah
im not out to get anyone

The nigga went to bed or he's typing up a wall
probably the former

You just brought it up

IF I SAID [OTHER SHIT] HED MAKE ME BRING IT UP ANYWAY

are you intentionally contradicting yourself

Probably for the best, no popcorn and I'm about to sleep anyway. Perfect timing, I'd say.

are you trying to shock me with your asshole

most popcorn sucks anyway

are you babs

are you deflecting the question

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Yeah.

But by my understanding this means you're out to get him.

Moogs why are you so yellow?

Jaundice is not normal fam

It's the lighting.

this is a wall post. there are many like it, but this one is mine. it has many words in it. it took a long time to type, and clearly the only thing this could possibly mean is that I am both angry and hurt in the gluteus maximus region. this wall can only convey emotions of the upset variety, and anyone who tries to imply otherwise is probably retarded, most certainly autistic, and likely masturbates to anime. honestly this wall really can't have any other meanings. it's important that you know that this wall was crafted with loving care. the fact that it has many words in it means that I care very deeply about the subject, and not that it just happened to take a lot of words to fill it. it's impossible for a person to just be fast at typing and also verbose, so it's reasonable to assume that anger is the fuel that drives my fingers across the keyboard to produce this.

thank you for your time.

mood lighting

im super pale

What is the drama about? EXPLAIN YOURSELF GRIM

No, I am not.

i didnt go to sleep
you know what you did, i dont need to wall text.

it's just gross lighting

3/10

You do need to wall text.

wow how dare you wallpost im triggered you expressed your opinion in more than two words

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u suk

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no

im just not expanding on it for the sake of non conflict

it was just for example
no more tho
not out to get him
pinky promise

gueros coming out

can I ask you who you are

beautiful

ok
real talk
if you want to air dirty laundry you have to go full measure and back up your shit

otherwise go to bed bane

Oh god
I didn't even notice it's head was gone the first time
damn falcons

You are the one who sucks the dicks, I am afraid

u lie

POST THE ONE WITH SOUND

Shitty paisley, 4/10.

Yeah, I've got less reason to dick around about it jokingly with you as I did with Sd earlier. I am Spoilers.

religion of peas

Ah, it's the fear.

Oh, he finally realized that Canadian creature is not for him and cock is the true way?

Flood

"Yellow bellies. This is an appellation given to persons born in the Fens, who, it is jocularly said, have yellow bellies, like their eels."

d-daddy darwin's cock >///

ohai

go on now
don't dog the shot
everyone is waiting

someone can be bi

With sound?

nobody is waiting

Never

they're all nobodies

Flud

I am a girl, though.

It is a start.

Oi.

alt 255

this

I forgot what we were talking about.

Have you seen this

Good fucking work, m8.

ya

I was telling you to suck my dick, or something

Oh god I don't even usually launch at that shit, but that's great

As is the filename

ZEHGESS STOP SPAMMING THIS SHIT

i really don't give a shit
take your pseudo-intellect and focus it back into molesting your students at autismblocks school

if you didn't give a shit you never would have brought it up in the first place

rotten to the core

Here among the stars it is better to be not quite so famous...

All you really need is a blanket and an absolute terror field.

that's lewd. you're lewd.

ok see you on the news omar mateen

;_;

Please do not invoke that horrible song.

YOU TAKE IT BACK!

C grade insults don't help

W H A C K

Enough.

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It's only lewd if you make it lewd

;_;
Flood

Yeah that

they help entertain me for about 45 seconds

Tastefull

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there's a way to make sucking cock not lewd?

dont touch my meatstick

Homo Propaganda 1922 (colorized)

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why does he look JUST LIKE YOU WHAT THE FUCK

Post wallpapers instead of this dross.

x

What are you talking about?

MASAKA

wow rude. Nobody said to x up.

did you actually do it

the madman

Hilarious that a nobody, plus a nobody, and yet another nobody are running shit this hard. Don't blame the others, this is literally all Hideo Kojima's fault.

preach

grim now that you saw zehgess dick do you have to fly to the midwest and kill him now

Yeah, these are from about a year back.

I prefer more subtle but far more dangerous magic, like Sonic Warfare.

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you could totally be in a gay magazine and get paid for this stuff

I don't know whether to be mad at you for acting 12 or sorry for you

It's random words.

I wanted to play the game where I drank whenever I was sad

but someone told me that was also called alcoholism

;;

Aw thank you. I've considered applying to an agency.

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that's the joke.

internet high five

my game is similar but a little different. I drink whenever I am sober. it's a great game because I literally can't lose.

you should probably have roughly the same amount of pity for me that I've got for you

knowing that you will continually alienate your friends because you're somehow more socially inept than a community of trannies and mentally ill NEETs makes me sad in a way

blind them so they can't tell what it is

The ride never ends.

are you a beer person

I honestly don't know why you did what you did and if you we could settle this like adults in private it would be nice

like with a blindfold?

that is similar to asking if I'm a person who enjoys drinking bottles of piss for fun.

so no.

It was not an easy skill to learn... I have been practicing for MANY YEARS.

lol

you think that with the dark drafts too?

I liked a nice stout every now and then

Well I mean that is the obvious solution to the problem of "needing to blind someone", yes.

I mean unless you really want your eyes removed?

Basically, ya'll are tripping and I'm your new tripsitter.

You have one of my many swords. Is it treating you well?

You are also the man who unironically likes Umaru and wants people to spit in his mouth, so your tastes are not something to be taken as law.

I've been able to drink guinness and enjoy it. for the most part I do not like beer at all. if my brother gets some that he knows I will like I'll try one and maybe drink one or two, but I literally never buy it for myself.

I do love hard cider.

no of course not. geez. that would be horrible.

Yeah still not sure who you think I am, Socksperson.

point out where I've ever said anything implying my tastes are objective or applicable to anyone but myself.

i'm sure i'll explain it at length once i'm done having my tantrum
for the time being though, fuck you

I no longer care. You seem pretty dope. I'm also caught in the wilderness of mirrors.

I would agree but you're the one who keeps thinking of this.

I'm not judging your weird fetishes.
Stop being weird.

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it is serving its purpose

I appreciate the thought

elderflower and green apple though

Also that is an acceptable opinion on alcohol

Be careful, it'll trap your soul if you abuse it. Then I come by and pick it back up. It's how the cycle works.

I am absolutely not into nullification or permanent damage of any kind.

hell yeah nigga, that's good shit right there.

everything I say is objectively correct and applicable to everyone.

Sounds fun. Point a laser pointer at one.

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You're right, you've definitely never said that and never will.

It's actually pretty grand at this point, because it's super defensive.

I wouldn't because that would be ridiculous. and I'm not a ridiculous person. at all.

I bought a case of that shit at AX

gone in minutes

dude holy shit though
beer/heard cider has so many cals

its actually liquid bread

Oh, are you looking to enter the SPACE JAM?

C'MON AND SLAM

yeah that's why I stick to my slimming vodka mixed with various sugar waters juices.

I know, and neither am I, I was just fucking with you because I'm bored.

lmao

NECTARS

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That's my job.

I don't drink nectars I'm not some kind of FAG

*increasingly nervous dr test*
*increasingly cowardly dr test*
*literally trembling dr test*

this socks guy really loves talking AT people
it's like we have one of those resident homeless people that just walk up directly into your face and then talks about Cheesecake Factory for 45 minutes while you stand there uncomfortably

space penis xd

Thee best offense is a good defense, so that's... Good?

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Slam bam thank ya mam!

is it wrong to entertain their conversation tho

n-nani ?!

I'm someone who intentionally engages with homeless people to help let them know that someone understands what they're going through and is functional and homed and in school and going to be a Dr.

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unlike test here who...

;_;

is just a faggot.

YEAH TEST

WHO TOUCH MY MUSIC?

What in God's name are you talking about, you fucking lunatic?

*rebooting*

tldr

LET THE GAMES BEGIN
*i put on my robe and wizard hat and boxing gloves*

Nigga take my job and I'll fucking kill you.

That's a hate crime, let Test like the genitals he likes. Like those that dangle between legs, to like the knees.

Socks, can you write me some dirty smut?

I do not know what is happening here

did you hear the rumors
they say he has to tape it to his leg to walk normally

I heard he just doesn't walk right anyway cause the others go balls deep. Raw. Maximum worry for his well being.

the HORROR

Spoilers, where's your name?

Being always correct and my personal opinions applying to all is my shtick.

Steal it and I'll murder you.

Set up the intervention!

I lost it. I cleaned my computer up a few weeks back, thee cookies and that stuff went with it. Turns out I didn't save my trip.

but it's been my thing even longer and I'm older than you.

I thought you quit.

we need to get em a stick

Cards on the table time: I'm here because whoever the fuck is in charge of mindraping around these parts tried to mindrape me and wound up biting off more than they could chew. I thought it was hilarious, and kept swimming up stream till I found the Dragon Gate. Now, I'm coming back down the stream and ravaging everything that dares to talk shit.

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Zersetzung is my game. None have yet bested me, and none ever will.

No? I stopped posting, just didn't really say anything to anyone about it.

Sounds awfully close to dick again....

HAAAAAT TRIIIICK

Yeah but you're a huge faggot so you don't count.

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please clap

*sounds of intense raving*
*insane laser light show*
*fog machines go off*
Suddenly, the mic cuts out.

HEY, YOU THERE
YES YOU, FULL RETARD ALCHEMIST

I clapped.

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wow good job you typed random stuff and hit post three times
you're so good

sorry for the delay, had to get them dubs

If I send this to Luka do you think he'll read this

imgur.com/gallery/hFyLpeJ

bullying is kind and polite

Just because you're fucking blind doesn't mean I am. I'm sorry you can't see the full picture of how horribly fucked up everything is, but also I'm glad because it'd break something as soft as you far harder than it broke me.

You're annoying.

That's your big accomplishment here.

/me bows.

You're an angel, right?

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oops, squiddy ignore that

.

Are you actually mentally ill or just very edgy?

good morn

Alright night all you.

Maybe.

nini

Lol

Neither. I'm sort of a Shaman. We have freedom of religion here in the States, and it's not considered mental illness. What are you, a Scientologist?

wait who are you

Oh baby, break me harder~!

Wow posting the same image twice good JOB cupcake

Hah, that'd be fun to see

Night, humanized horseposter

Hello, sci.

Desperate for attention

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I'm not desperate for attention. I'm here to break Dr. Test.

BIG IRON

hey the scientologists make some good points

hows ur day squid

Then, I'm going to trip while watching Trump's inauguration and watch as the world spirals into a state of maximum fun.

It just keeps happening

They make some very cruel points. Dr. Test here is hopefully the last one who's gonna have to get mindbroken for a mistake.

hi

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Yeah, I'm a scientologist. Respect my right to suck thetans out of my fingers.

Man, you ARE edgy. And very autistic.

Legit

i dont rly know what mindbroken means

whats up grim

Trap sprung, fuckwit. There's a difference between religion and an evil system of control, but mother hubbard didn't have any semblance of morality.

My worldview: Shattered

GOD CAN'T WHISPER WHEN THE BASS IS UP

We're only just getting started, m8. I had to get traction. You can't fight fog.

test why are u so obsessed w and stalking my new friend!

He wants the D.

Call me Hegel cuz I'm gonna sublate the fuck outta his geist.

Welcome to hell, Test. You're here forever.

dont be silly. test is straight as an arrow.

Okay.

He just has so much natural charisma. Whenever I go to a party and I see a guy sitting in the corner, muttering angrily while staring at everyone, I just think "man that's a cool guy".

:fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire:

It's like a losing game of hangman, and the letter we need isn't even you so honestly why bother? Just kys.

well arent u acting as if that were ur thought process!

Your schizo gibberish isn't threatening.

Here and there
slept at times I shouldn't have
weird mood now

What do you even MEAN by that

Your pathetic gaslighting attempts aren't either. I've seen my therapists recently, and because my parents were alarmed I might have some mental imbalance they specifically checked me for schizophrenia. I'm 100% sane, and 100% about to kick your ass. The quotes are song lyrics.

This world has battered me endlessly, but I can't help but laugh about it? Why? Because shit happens, and no one person should be in control. Particularly not a Scientologist. Check this out:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_to_Garcia

I'm...not sure.

Message delivered, dipshit.

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You've had too much to drink.

The message, as far as I can tell, is kill yourself Test.

I won't put you out of this misery. You have to do it to yourself.

yes it's the worst waking up in a funk. resign yourself to your self when youre weird and just wallow a little. and also watch king of the hill. do u know that show?

This is just a cruel angel's thesis.

Well played, kitty.

yo relax test is cool

wat

Get out of the way. Grandpa's back from hell to spank a little brat.

I'm disgusting sober now and an upsetting degree of awake.

How much ass is too much ass

le what

No, he's the worst of all of you. Don't ask how I know. I merely know.

bastion is unreasonably good right now.

Can I get you to instead say "I'm going to come to your house and slit your fucking throat"?

No, because I don't deal in death threats. That's for pussies. I'm not trying to hurt anyone.

from the noosphere?????

COUNT EM

AS MANY AS FOUR (4) STEPS AHEAD OF YOU.

Nah, that's for fags. I'm a seer.

Yeah, you're a real fucking pacifist. Good job.

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Not quite the feeling I'm feeling. Definitely weird as in "unusual".

I know of it. Never aired here, never cared to track it down.

Too American.

It's possible they made it quicker to recover rank lost due to decay.

Why so soberwake?

Precisely any more than that picture.

He's going to come to your house with a copper pipe.

And I really, really strongly dislike Beholders. I've sensed one this entire goddamn time, and I'm here to play the song "KNIFE TO THE EYE" in order to ritualistically destroy it.

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i mean test

because my body hates me almost as much as I do

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O-oh...

I got my emulator working :D

you?

Lies... and proxy soldiers...

ugh! i was going to ask if you liked it or if it was too american but you read my mind. what shows are the most australian would you say?

ANGERy

I still feel its foul presence.

This is my favorite bit...

KNIFE TO THE EYE!!!

It's subtle...

But when you hear it, you'll shit bricks.

heres the problem with zootopia fan art see the bunny is kind of cute thats fine but then in every picture with the bunny theres also that damned disgusting fox makes me retch i never saw tge movie but surely their relationship cant have been so moving that they must appear in all fan art together

jsyk

Wow it sounds like a fag
Somebody should hit it

That amount of ass is acceptable though.

Why o-oh?

Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures.
On pretty much every level, especially the cynical, mocking self-depreciation that defines it and our entire culture.

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I'm not entirely sure what quantity of ass I personally have but I get a lot of compliments and I don't know what to do

genji is trash if
A) they have 3-4 tanks
B) they are calling your location

if their team doesn't communicate you can walk all over their comp no matter what but...genji is bad against a good team with tanks

bastion wins shield wars, which is super important to have a rein shield while they don't