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Good job user!

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Today's yuri releases.

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I do my best master

uguu

And here I was getting all ready, and even made my bed and grabbed a fresh glass of water because I figured we'd be able to go to sleep at the same time.

Hold on, I'm trying to make Subtle do the same.

Gracias, based force of nature.

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A cupback?

Just give me something you would like and I'll judge it.

desu thread worst thread

/pat pat

come back*

Linking people porn is literally the most dumb shit. Especially if I'm not fapping myself.

Shut up and link me some gay double penetration.

uwu

Not really, no bully.

subtle and rin go to bed.

Did you stop?

Go to bed.

Go to bed.

nop. time for rust.

Go away.

Night then.

Subtle did at least

No wait.

That's a pretty specific request.
Anything else you require?

owo*

(You) go to bed

+ together

goodnight tracer. sleep well.

NO ONE ASKED YOU EMMA

no bully zone

You have thirty seconds.

this is specifically a bully zone

Yeah I don't actually want that.

Link me something with cute girls but in the end it turns out the cute girls have dicks.

it's a safe space.

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*cries*

It feels later than 7:50.

Stop living in my timezone.

Come to bed.

Damn
I was trying to find some really awful bara.

How many things are there where that's only revealed at the end, anyway?

Ur safe

;-;

I already left for bed.

ur such a bitch

when have i been anything other than nice to you

"The end" can but just right before they start getting dicked.

am the safest.

sorry I'm drunk and I didn't really pay attention to that. pls no cry emma was only joke.

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well I did everything I could.

Yeah avatar as the ass girl

Yeah but that's usually like page 5

dangerous

Night bae.

I know you can find something.

Probably
But then I could be the one fapping to it instead of you.

Just share it and we can fap together, Nezi.

005, TAKE THE SHOT!

I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

That'd be gay though

Why are you calling me him anyway

soundcloud.com/ashmonster/cs-dj-sisen
BOMB HAS BEEN DEFUSED

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Life is gay

I lashed out with angry.

maximum angry

I'm fucking tired leave me alone.

Life is gay, so be a trap!

Ban needs pets and sleep.

Yes
So are these doujins

You're practically him anyway

/me pets you and sings you a lullaby.

Give him the D.

Literally kill yourself, you absolute faggot.

The world would be better off without you.

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Take my neuro-id. I'm calm. I'm just stating the facts. If you lead a horse to water, and it doesn't drink, do you know what you do to it?

People sometimes talk to me on steam thinking i'm him.

I hate it.

I do NOT

miss me with that gay shit

I'm going to start just calling you Nez.

Yes you do grumpy.

*yanks ripcord*

Our conversations will end instantly.

I'm not grumpy

Spoilers for the anime if you read the manga:

You're not grumpy.

Why?
Sounds better than any of the other three names I have to refer to you by.

EIGHT SIX THIS FOOL

WE ALREADY STARTED A POST AHEAD!

OCHO CINCO, THEN!

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Thank you.

And those are?

Can I pet you anyway?

Whoops! At this rate, it's never gonna be game over... Sorry Jack!

YOU'RE HERE FOREVER

A fate worse than death...

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Ban, Archives, Nezumi, to my knowledge.

They're all shit and/or unfitting

Somewhere, Doot wonders "Why does every plot device in this campaign have to explode?"

Just call him trevor

Why would you want to pet me ?

What do you mean unfitting?

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The numbers explain:
You're too busy 69'ing Tlim, so I'm free to engage in shenanigans.

Shit, I dunno
Just doesn't work.

You're Nez, now.

no I'm nez

No
You have lost that name

∞∞∞

that's funny

you seem to think this is a game

Call me "Zumi" for reasons.

These reasons?

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All I had to do was summon Shiva...

It's what I say it is faggot

Hmm
Possibly acceptable.

is that the socks guy

I've chilled out, thanks to Shiva.

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Three little insects who thought they were gods just got a reality check.

I demand it.

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hi nezumi

Yes, if you're a human and you're reading this, that means this is Westworld and you're the robots. Tough shit. Alan Wake yourselves up inside, because I have brought your nightmares to life.

You cut out the wrong part.
It's Nezumi.

nobody else will listen to you though

have fun with your meme

dead meme

hi gigglymesh

Hey hey threaders

My malicious intent is growing.

Also, I'm probably better at ghostwriting than you are so all of you creative types who're so proud of your stories should just go cry now.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, HIDEO KOJIMA

Goood... Goooooood......

what are your intents malishing about

New story who is phone?

For what reason though

nobody will listen to YOU
Because you're a Fagget

youtube.com/watch?v=GDT7GP9l1-I

Probably creating the literal Inquisition from WH40k to purge some fucking heretics.

Um?

Rude.

How's it been?

Maybe figuring out a way to build the Golden Throne for Trump's autistic son (the real God Emperor), and get us on a good time table for the Eternal Crusade?

DEUS VULT

It should be pretty easy to tell.

Because someone else used to call me that and it will upset them.

You are on board with the plan. It shall be done.

You are also on board with the plan. It shall be done.

Wait.
How is that rude?

Just woke up after passing out when I got home earlier. You?

Ok, I think that's a wrap.

Who will I be upsetting and why?

I must know these things, zumi.

Just do it and see what happens. if anything

I assumed you were calling me fat lol

Finally laying down after a straight from sleepover to work combo. So sore and drained lol I'm not sure if I can handle it again tomorrow tbh lol

I'm going to sleep someone tuck me in !!

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/tucks you out

I'm not going to bully if I don't know who I'm bullying

Nah. Just the hey, hey, hey thing.
Although he is voiced by a rapist so maybe that was a poor choice.

A sleepover?
Isn't that just saying "you fucked"?

/kisses goodnight
oyasumi

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don't be GAY now

You're weak.

im a girl ???????????????????????

Oh, my bad haha

Yeah, we did. It was intense x_x

Protip: dont date someone in porn unless youre ready lmao

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Prove it, nerd.

girls are gay

How can I prove this ?

You realize that you're not even on my radar anymore, right? I'm past despising you, because I don't waste emotion on dogs who bite the hand that feeds them till it flips them the bird and leaves 'em to starve.

did i do something right?

I'm honestly not sure who you are right now. Also that was a really late reply.

R.I.P. Bowie. He's really dead.

I can think of a few, very direct ways.

Sure lets go with that.

Do you want some kind of reward ?

I bet they all involve me holding you down and some gay stuff.

Socks4Hands was phantom limb all along. Was it not obvious? Do I have to spoon-feed you?

Can you talk to me on steam bb?

Wait is that Fish? I'm seriously lost.

This show jumped the shark on New Years.

I saw it happen.

good girl
*pets

Get with the program, dipshit.

Sup Miku?

its okay i dont take rewards

Oh shit!

Your mind would jump to that, faggot.

I don't think so
It's socks4hands, but I don't know if they're anyone else

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There are really only three people with titles that matter: Miku Entertainment Sphere, Technical Analyst, and Socks4Hands. They make sure the show runs smoothly for everyone else.

And as far as shows go, this one's a three ring circus!

okay good

Its what you wanted to happen, faggot.

wake up 12

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

They are very confusing, I'm not sure I've ever met them before even.

Sup Alice? I don't think you lied. I think you were just confused, and hurt yourself in your confusion.

Rekt

my sleep schedule is all over the place lately

wassup with you

got your name change yet?

Alice? This is new. Color me intrigued.

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How would you know?

Pretty sure everything they say is pretty much just random shit.

edgy blank image post vying for attention

You know how I know you know I know.

It was disconcerting at first, now it's actually entertaining.

Ah, that sucks. Mine too kinda lol

Not yet, need my tax return first. But I got that filed and taken care of already.

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very nice.
I'm waiting for my w-2 to come in to file mine

moving in a week I'm so excited I need to buy bedsheets aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pets]

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I am clueless

I'd say it's close to the opposite.
But more annoying than disconcerting

YOU GOT FIFA?!

Thats just a facade though.

I'm really sleepy and going to bed now.

the football games? i don't. why?

That's another good word for it.

Oh yeah! Thats exciting! Gonna get some mega luxury thread count sheets? That would be rad.

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Possibly.

Night nez.

OHH CHU NO GOTTA FIFA

MENG LETS GET OUTTA HERE

I have no clue, but imma go to a Macy's where my friend works, she's gonna hook me up

meow

Celldweller is free.
Celldwellers are free.

what's happening

This isn't even my final form.

what's good in the luka hood

the memes, jack.

What's happening is that Trump wanted the Deep State disassembled.
#becarefulwhatyouwishfor

Got dem bedsheet hookups yo

Pic slightly related

TURN UP THE BASE UNTIL THEY FUCKIN' SHIT THE BED

delete this

my irl friends mom died today. and my other grandma died a bit over week ago
i'm just eating a slice of lemon merange pie
and downloading something and lurking thread for nice people, and idling in subnautica menu and looking at my youtube subs.

hot

Suckerpunch politics are my favorite form of diplomacy.

Quality

gross

You ever read The Alchemist?

I should not have opened that

Lmao

Grim, tell me you tolerate me.

i found the vid.
it's true. all of the guys had fifa.

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grim saw a traps dick
everyone find their nearest bomb shelter

Don't talk to me.

Damn. Really reminds you about human mortality. Tell your mom you love her today.

What's subnautica

huggu

bless

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no homo

Too soon.

where is squid

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This feels alarmingly like a resonance cascade. Don't worry, folks. I've Socks4Handled these before and most people will survive (?) and reality will also continue (?). Probably.

Worst case scenario the audience just takes off the vive and gets on with their lives.

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Omg hihi soto-kun

water world
no weapons
survive
underwater
fish everywhere
build a home underwater

Unless you've been deluded into thinking you're a human on earth, in which case vid related:

Gender is a social construct

Socks tell me about your life

if you suck dick you're gay

good game?

Look, I'll explain what's happened: God was playing billiards, and managed to sink Earth into a black hole. Isn't that fucking radical?

Hey hey Elms

How's it going?
Its starting to rain over here
So nice ^W^

yes

constantly being updated and improved too.

Nobody ever wanted to listen to me before this, nobody gets to hear the backstory now. What's done is done.

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does it have coop?

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Can you at least spam faster?

You're shit at this man

That's a cute lizard

Reality is a prison, but some of us run the trap. Posting hands.

GG NO RE.

ty she has a nice ass

not yet.

but Astroneer does.

but multiplayer is not important yet in subnautica the game is good on its own already, and atmospheric is worth and good. calming and scary game at the same time.

Heya. Not much was just trying to make grim gay again or something because of his nearly perfect wording i couldnt not use as an opportunity... or something

Thats nice. Rain sounds are so relaxing^^

Karma is real.

And she transcends time.

That picture is lewd.
It is a good butt though.

soundcloud.com/cyberchasee/oh-mannn

Can whoever it is that's keeping pace with me please let me know? One of you is following this, and I think it's Mystery Skull.

My door opened on its own and my landlady's cat was just on the other side when I looked out

Spooky

Classic signs of resonance cascade. Just don't panic.

meow

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We're in the Void. If you show fear, you're done for.

How's it feel to be unbound?

NOW IT'S JUST STANDING THERE MEOWING

MENACINGLY

lmao

Who's that qt with you anyways?
Hope you had a good time though

Yeah the sound of it hitting the roof is so relaxing
I love it

lol

It's just trying to eat your soul. Cuddle it and give it some pats.

MENACINGLY

Hey man, I just gave you my keys.

pet it

I don't pet demon cats that break into my room.

It might be a succupuss. They're really tsundere, but awesome.
LOTUS NOTES

splash it with water then

Holy water or give it love. No other options.
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Vylee what is best taco tho?

All Pastor, Lengua, Cabeza, Tripas, Pollo, or Asada

Does anyone know what my power level is?

Carne Asada.

Lengua bro

los mas ricos que he probado fueron de cabeza

How's consensus reality doing? Danker and more lit than ever?
*airhorns*
*hitmarkers*
*sock for hand brings joint to face, hits it, and exhales*

My hopefully gf soon lol

ya

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Soto can your grandma make good cabeza tacoes

Lmao get out of here basic ass bitch

That's like entry level shit
Go try Al Pastor next time
That shit is lit

Hell yeah man
Beef tongue, cheek, and head meat are all so tender and delicious
I fucking love those 3 man

De Cabeza o Cachete me encantan tambien

Y que es tu favorito postre?

That's good shit man
You two seem to be having lots of fun together lmao
Hope it actually happens and you two hook up

Yeah nigga
Probs the only reason I stay there
The food man
Its so oishii

I thought you were making fun of me for using two L's lmao

Its good shit though

I was and also expressing my love for Pastor

lets go to her house after ax yo

light it up with the good shit

Yupyup! Going to hang out tomorrow after work/saturday too ;p

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I listen to Spanish so much at my work and know enough of it that I swear some of my thoughts are in Spanish now

Triggered tambien.

Sir, Trump needs you to get into our van and come with us.

Tacos are good and all but you should try getting a torta of Al Pastor
Its pretty much a sandwich of that shit and some places they grill the fuck out of the bread.

Its fucking amazing lol

BOIIIIIIIII
Its like an hr drive lmao

Oh nice.
How'd you two meet anyways?

Tus pechos estan tan chicitos pero todavia los embararia en mis mecos

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Trump needs the Mexicans in California though, without them our economy would collapse

Nigga I love Al Pastor tortas, what do you think I am some fucking casual?

lol just make it post AX or someshit

ill help make the guac

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This is a long drive?

OH SHIT

IM SORRY IAN I FORGOT YOU LIVED IN LA FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS

SE ME OLVIDO

PERDONAME

My breasts huh?

Your kind doesn't know a thing about the economy! Now get in the van! Trump needs another golden shower gate.

It isn't even that hard
We'd be able to make it in a hotel room if we had a small lil stove
Though I'm not sure if the smoke alarm would go off

Mr. 3 hr long drives lmao

I'm glad that's all you managed to catch :3

un beso.
i love any custard, like flan and natillas.

I'm sure the rest was a real wonderland of gentleman like material.

I am a GOD DAMN expert now

White people? We invented the economy

Git gud

You can't trick us, we know what you really are. On the inside.

I'm as white on the inside as a Twinkie

Don't be a faggot, Eric.

Too many spic posters, racepurge when?

i finish drawing

Oh, cause.... Cause of cum?

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Goodjob.
You should draw me a fishdog.

Hello darling.
I saw this the other day and it made me think of you.

No, that's only part of it

The only rule I follow is the Golden Rule, and the only law to which I adhere is Murphey's Law. Nothing ever goes just as planned. You've gotta be able to adapt on the fly.

I saved that on Tumblr today!

I feel like that's most of it.

came up on front page of FA for me.

remin me tomorro

Your feelings don't mean SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does this even mean

What the fuck do you think it means, Tay?

Fish dog is cool.

How you be?

Ready for it to be tomorrow night already

You?

Nerds

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I'm alright. Why tomorrow night?

Chill, guuurl. We made it. Listen to your anthem:

Trump

mordin battle me.

Not as cool as u

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How alright? It's Friday which means no work for 2 days

Te daria mas que un beso
Mordidas y chupetons son divertidos tambien :3

Yo soy medio aburrido porque solo me gustan los Buñuelo o si no pareco nino y me compro un paquete de Emperador o un Mamut lol

I'm trying

Like low end alright but it's fine. Oh yeah that's some good stuff, woo for friday then!

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Don't be jealous of what we have.

No, not that.

Oh, si comprende espanol el gabacho

o

a-aanything but that!!!

>>>/tijuana/

I'm going to bed sort of nini squish/thread.

Try harder, like get a job and a car

We talking low-low end?

Also you'll understand when you have a job maybe

So erratic.

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Battle me instead.

baby links sister so cute ;a;

new

I've had the same job for quite a while now, I'm not sure what you're getting at.