Noticing the recent unrest...

Banos: The Hands of Fate

off to the blood plasma place in half an hour

probably gonna make this a re-occuring thing twice a week so I can get some extra cash for fun stuff

why did you drink so much milkies

I'm perfectly fine with it.

Yeah in his one book American Gods, it talks about the gallows god and stuff so I know some of that goes down. I listen to some violent music so the most that a book will do is prolly make me go "DAAAMN that's hard as fuck"

Grim what do you think?

o hey its sabs, hai sabs

How well does that pay? Is it painful?

Celtic Knot makes me happy.

That would be because humans aren't actually meant to drink a cow's milk.

I don't think the content is banworthy, but when you occupy over 1/3 of the thread with non-content, that's just being obtrusive, which should be bannable.

isnt there a limit with donating

your plasma levels wont be like that

hi sama! ♥
hope you're doing well

This
And 1/3 was a low estimate

...

131 posts in a 430 post thread is ~1/3.

better now youre here lovemuffin...

*wink

good question

so all us North Europeans aren't human.
g thanks

So are we banning fish now? The precedent has been set.

I think he got higher than that in one or two of them?

were the milkies warm atleast?

North Europeans also aren't meant to drink Cow's milk.

Probably, but he seems to be generally about 1/3 of the current post count.

the limit is generally twice a week

I've heard plasmapheresis can be painful but I'ma masochist so I'll probably just enjoy it.

the dissent of the decent... the decent precedent

no
cold, fridge cold

well we do and now we are the tallest human beings on the planet so hah

216 in this one :

oh darling, we mustn't. not here.

scoot knows it's prince spaghetti night!

aw. nevermind then. good luck though!

Pretty sure milk making you taller is a myth.

microwaved milkies are the best
i usually use it to wash down cummies in a nice warm bath

At first the paragraphs were entertaining but they just did one sentence non-sequitors and gave out useless (You)s

That's extremely harsh on your teeth, btw.

Well every gran gran says so so yeah

microwaved anise milk is good.
what

baths where the water just barely can't burn you are the best

Well LNs are like fourth grade reading level from what I've seen. I think they're meant for Japanese lolis to read

Would your prefered way of dying be suffocating beneath niggress booty?

Wait, what? Which tyrant mod struck down the mysterious hero?

I think that kind of happened when I got a weird craving to drink a ton of milk like a year ago

It assumes it's unconscious, but also acknowledges the fact that it could be made conscious and then be dealt with using the indignant pride that lifts the self above all shame.

Do u even meditate?

... sorry

had to get out at least one unwanted advance in harassment today. all vanilla moving forward

im not sure this method would be preferable...

Probably should play Amon Amarth in the background.

Got that feel with Valknut, although nowadays it has a whole different meaning, akin to the swastika.

Every Gran Gran also says you'll get sick if you get cold, but the cold isn't a contagion.

They're meant for light reading, that's why the reading level is low, and they're short.

God damn right
No alan dante in this shi
Wot up?

What does this mean?

...

Wait, how? Why?

...

What kind of ban is that

yeah, exactly

...

they say you can drown in under 2 inches...

doushite?

anise?
after swallowing some of it clings to throat

You'd rather die of heart disease or cancer or something? You have to die some way; might as well be beneath niggress booty

You're such a cute weeb

im adverse to the whole idea of dying really... something i care to avoid when possible

ah fuck. oh well, good hour walk before should get my blood pumping a bit

Your own cummies or someone else?

why that

noo my gran gran does not
gran gran just says all north africans need to leave

yeah google it
its good.

...i still like it when call me daddy tho

makes my unit quiver

It kind of became a symbol amongst the neo-nazis here and so on forth.

Pretty much viking metal.
youtube.com/watch?v=ARnBgW5XgSo

sama, if there's no afterlife you won't be able to perceive yourself dying, so you are going to immortally remain in the last moment of your life

make it a good one

you dont have your own 2 dollars?

if it were someone else's it would be gay

is it an eu thing

hum
they've got them in Michigan I see

daddy~

nope, spent all my cash getting to tempe and back just to get blueballed

just when I was having fun too

You could just have a niggress prostitute suffocate you with her butt when you're an old man and on your deathbed anyway

I don't know; some animal impulse gone into overdrive or something. The usual. Maybe my body just needed more vitamin D

imagine it to go something like

owowow dying damn i can perceive this stupid awareness of my own mortality ow

Eh metal ain't my deal.
I been listening to a lotta hardcore rap though so that'll do if I need something crazy

oh yeah, that happens.
but why not sunbathe then

dont stop...

im not a michigan

just bum for it

this id probably be ok withj

Import from Michigan then

Ah well, I felt like that was somewhat appropriate for the theme of things.

Because the sun is my enemy. You shouldn't sunbathe either; cuties with pale skin are best

that just sounds expensive

why does the image say ramilia

The best BBW porn is when it's a fat girl with a huge ass sitting on a normal-sized girl's face. Thumbs up if u agree

Hmph.

Point is that wives tales aren't always true.

Wow, fucking assholes ruining amazing symbols.

Because Asians.

Interesting that you have a whole routine for after you swallow.

...

meh, it's on an hour walk, I used to walk 3 hours to school everyday because school buses traumatized me

Daddy you best be making your way to arizona sometime soon~

One guy that I knew had it as a tattoo though, that was pretty neat, but then again he was some neo-shaman with mad knowledge about pretty much everything.

I too love pale cuties.
but I am naturally tanned.

fine have it your way, it's out of business anyway.
I still have stacks from 2003 though so they're all mine.

don't disrespect your gran gran like that.

oh you...

WHAT

IS

EVEN

THE

POINT

nawww, you're fine. i was trying to start a scandal, like maybe we kiss behind the curtain when these folks aren't looking. stir up a little drama! but it is nice to see you. :3

i'm interviewing for that promotion (sort of) in ten minutes. wish me luck!

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youre making it hard for me to be vanilla sabs...

get your mind out of my gutter

its just drinking milk? i came while in the bath anyways

did you get bullied for being transfat

what kinda milk last that long

People used to say that about me, only instead of neo-shaman it was druid, as if that title actually ever meant anything in particular.

My gran gran never told me bullshit.

Wow.
Scrub.

we're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars!

i like holding hands and long walks on the beach where we do inappropriate things to the creatures that wash up on the shoreline

You are going to nail it!!!!

:D

Goid luck 👻❤

But you're a druid.
I got the title of a professor in my dorm in military, mostly because I brought up random facts that didn't matter such as the sea pig being one of the few animals that breathe and eat from their anal orifice.

it's not the milk that lasts.
it's the anise cubes.

mine neither

Well I was assuming the bath was part of the "ritual"
Maybe I'm just confused.

and i rented this gutter fair and square.. 14 cubic feet

nobody actually gives a shit about the socks retard getting banned, they just want to manufacture drama because it gives them the illusion that they'll somehow acquire mod from the following board move/mess

an efficiency gutter

...

Not*

-bit

you're not s'posed to pee ON the jellyfish, just the sting!

♥♥♥ thanks scoot! i'll do my best and that's all i can do.

Tbh i think the banning/reason is shitty
Couldn't care less about socks

you can do inappropriate things to my butt daddy~

no I got beat up and choked for being the new kid...

guess I was the new kid for 6 years...

heh... so THATS whats supposed to happen?

ive been living a lie

Hai gurochan

Rootin for the sabootin tootin.
Excited?
Try and enjoy it, thats what i try and do. Turn anxiety into hyperactivity.
Thats what teaching taught me

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
NOT EVEN YOU WHEN YOU'RE TRYING YOUR HARDEST CAN SHITPOST AT THIS LEVEL

hey bub

heh... keep taunting me and youll get such a throttling

scoot LITERALLY spamming copypasta of shoo shoo discord roach for 45 minutes had less posts in one fucking thread

...

bee tee dubs

I'm swedish fish

on samas to do list:
1. shower
2. go to buddy's house to setup wifi networking
(how anyone cant into basic wireless home networking these days is beyond me) hes paying me tho
3. home for nap
4. ???
5. profit

this changes nothing...

TP does this every weekend lol.

*taunts

He does not not even close.

What's good in the hood pimp

GG NO RE
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES

need to run... ill think of you when i use the restroom

alright, I'm off to go get a needle shoved into my arm and be drained of my fluids for money

Wait what

The key difference there is that he is actually communicating with people.

At least technically.

Odd.

Yours said milk makes you taller.
Which, I'm almost certain is a myth.

the simultaneous departures are purely coincidental...

doing things in aforementioned list

Oh I forgot to ask how much he gets for the plasma
I like donating blood so I might so that some time

not much man
went to sleep at 5:30 am because I didn't know I had to get up at 8 am
so kinda want to die
also need to drive into the city today which sucks

you spammed some shit a couple months ago
i dont remember what
nobody cried when you got banned for like an hour for it

Yeah, just a whole lot of information with no use anywhere whatsoever.

I've heard it's anywhere between 20 and 50 dollars a visit, the place I'm going to says I can make 100 a week so I'm probably getting a good amount per visit

Why? Is the city far from where you stay at?

Oh, yeah true.
Ive spammed ao many places i forget the where and whens.
tbh ive not really been in thread last 2 days. Rust and ither things keeping me out of it.

You should find a vampire mistress and give her your blood instead
Would be more worth.

yeah tbh

Aahh~ How I long to cum al over Youmu's soles and then force her to wear shoes and socks and walk around town as her feet marinate in my semen and her embarrassment grows with the smell (´・ω・`)

I still don't think a ban just because a lot of people don't like the person is justified, but I also really really couldn't care less about that socks guy, so I don't mind that he's gone.

I'm not crazy about the precedent set here, but w/e.

Wow don't talk shit about gran gran, she survived jap death camps

mordin das nasty

I mean.
They have to adhere to the new precedent.
Mister "i dont wanna be admin but i wont give up"

not more than an hour or so but I hate the fucking city
i always get really cagey and shit

nothing happened really besides the retard spamming and grim finding a new excuse to beg and suck bebops gooch for mod

:thinking:

Did Socks get b&?

It's Desu.

oh hey desu is back

This pretty much

it was a 2 hour ban

the ban is already over

The ban isn't because "a lot of people don't like him".

The guy filled the lion's share of every thread he was in with non-content.
That's obtrusive, and interrupts the flow of threads, and should be ban-worthy regardless of who's doing it or why.

That is a flawed line of logic.

Aaaaaaah
Nothing ever changes

...

Ah well, I feel like that cool down was in order though.

I don't need logic

of course it is I'm making a joke

the spamming part I understand, it was definitely more than anyone else, but as I pointed out when this was first brought up, when I rev up the shitposting engine I make just as many posts, if not more. the only thing that separates me from him is that enough people enjoy the content of my posts. both of us post enough to be "spamming" the thread, but no one liked socks, while some people like me. and personally I don't think that spamming is a good enough reason in the slightest for a person to get banned, especially when there are tools to filter those types of people readily and easily available.

and keep in mind, this is not me defending socks here, because I didn't like him either and am perfectly content to have him gone. it's the idea that we can pick any one person and just remove them from our group for reasons that don't really make a lot of sense.
while at the same time a certain poster is allowed to come back after doing something that the rules clearly state calls for a permaban.

oh, well shit, then what the hell is everyone making a stink about?
no one tells me nuffin.

DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU CEPHALOPOD

see above. I fill a lot of threads I'm in as well, and the only difference is people like what I post for the most part.

...

...

?

You're not supposed to give them attention.

...

no
the highest i've seen you get was like 110
and you're having actual conversations

Ban sci

ah, yeah seems about right.

I give tons of people attention.

again, the main thing I have a personal issue with is the fact that in a place where filtering someone is painfully easy to do, I see very little reason to ban someone for spamming, especially if it was almost exclusively posts with no image.

but hey, that's just my opinion here, and I'm not a mod so who cares.

FINE YOU'RE WRONG YOU STUPID FUCKING BAKED GOOD

join call

Good morning thread

thaaank you.

dun wanna. head hurts.

Kill yourself

I think there are silent agreements upon these things.

4 me

why have moderation at all if one of the like three objectively shitty things to do shouldn't be punished

u 2

O-Ohayo Soto-sama

Youmu trying her best to appeal to your fetishes but feeling really weirded out in the process!

desu deserves attention too !!!

all I'm doing is sharing my point of view here, buddy. you think spamming like that should be banned, I do not. I've explained why. not much else here to discuss.

no means no !!!

Hello Soto
What's up?

except you're not a baked good you're some sort of baked bad hueuehuheuheuehuwshflkjasdhlkjsadhflkjsdflkajsdlkfh.fn

Kill me.

Who are you

waow you call him that too

Nou

:(

i meant join call

...

Im working, unlikely to be in discord this weekend. But you never know.

oh my bad

This might be the first time

wow yeah that was pretty bad there squiddums.

I'm in call a lot! I've tried to explain to you that I'm a hyper introvert who needs recharge times sometimes. sorry moogies.

hey. I love you.

im never around for that

It was so bad I had to post it instead before sawing my skull open and pouring some bleach inside.

I didn't think you of all people would need me to use a name

How's it going Subtle?

It's raining so hard out here it's insane

This is great stay home and watch anime while drinking tea and cookies/biscuits though

Nothing much Squid, how about yourself?
Just dropped off the imouto at school and now just chillin with a cat while on my computer

see

that's /jp/ autism
Who else would it be?

you're around a fair amount. and that means you should see when I'm in call and join more!

welcome back desu. how've you been?

you could have just used your ear hole instead of sawing your way in like a dumdum.

You did it your way, Samadear. You did it your way, and no one can take that away from you.

I was nervous going into the call, but the man I talked to was very nice and he started off saying he'd seen a lot of my work and that it was "super clean" and looked great. That was a boost, and then we just chatted for half an hour. I think it went pretty well!

...

If that is how you feel for attention baits.

i should

Image pls

i didn't realize it was you because your exclamation points weren't spaced out !

fag

working and in school so busy

I'm proud to be an American who's McDonald's across the street has this special

Yeah but it's probably just someone impersonating

Ok I guess
I had an exam this morning that went fairly bad but I probably passed

Didn't you have work?

what do you call me

Baka

I want nuggies

I mean, my attention is worthless, like me, so I see no reason not to give it out like candy.

good boy.

call me more names daddy uguuuuu~

busy is good, usually. hope you're well.

This way was longer and more tortuous though.

STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION
WTF IS YOUR
PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!

I really don't think anyone would take the time here to impersonate me of all people

sure im fine how are you

Lies, you're worth more than that.

...

but why

Ouch, well hopefully you passed
What makes you think you failed?

Nah, not today.
I woke up really early too and could go back to sleep so I just decided to stay up

Also whats up with you posting chinks?

lmao

stinky lizer

...

...

that does sound quite horrible, yes

been doing better lately.

probably worth even less than nothing tbh

go eat a gun ugly

Is it bad if Vamp-chans full troublemaker face makes my heart go doki-doki a little?

Like, you know that's the face she makes when she's about to go full sado-dom.

Not much.
Lazily playing some vidya while posting here and browsing through some shitty youtube videos and finding nothing of interest.

Exactly. I hope you learned your lesson for doubting my methods.

1. circus!
2. circa!
3. cirius!!
4. circle!
5. cinco!
7. cine!
8. capuccirno!
9. cirno!

I'm really glad to hear, you've always meant the world to me so seeing you better makes me that much happier

Also
Mistake

Lies.

Still mean that stuff you said on discord?

Ok fine if I would use anything it'd be -kun, probably..
Happy with that?

I said I probably passed!
But it won't be a good mark. Passing is 40%. It was just really hard, none of the stuff on the paper was similar to the last two year's papers.

11am is not really early..

Idk. I like how he looks.

learn what from the who now?

really? well that's sweet. thanks, desu.

I tell nothing but truths

You're lying again.

i would FUCK a gun.

Hi, I'm new!

Who are you?

Can we finally play today?

Haven't given it much thought, why

Yes really, you've always been such a good person to me how could I ever treat you any less than how you've been to me

...

never would.

I know you would that's why I named that picture that.

guess I just didn't realize. I don't value myself or anything I do very highly.

Now that you said it Guero will.

...

I think there was one a few years ago.
/k/ is an amazing place.

And again.

I knew I had seen it.

What a weirdo :^)

Sounds kinda lackluster
I might actually play some vidya rn too lol

He's such a fatass
I just gave him some food and now he's just chilling with me watching me type

You should have studied harder lol

Oh 40% is passing? Holy shit man, it would usually be like 60% here and anything below is failing

I woke up at 7am!

Do you have like a crush on him or something? lol

no i prefer being called baka

kill yourself

Oh but you should value yourself highly dear, you're a treasure I'm sure anyone worth keeping would love to be with.

What a gay

I believe the official term is "magical".

Nonono, that misses half the point. The point isn't just to suck your dick while you shoot, the point is also to act as a literal penis extension gun.

...

Highschool!
She might be legal!

W-wow, so aggressive...

Yeah, when do you wanna?
I can't over the weekend since [hardest exam of my life] on monday

Just curious, considering we're talking now, and that was something you told me not to do
So I'm happy it's not -that- bad

sd go home you're drunk

hmm. well thanks. I disagree entirely.

nice picture, haven't seen that one. papi is my favorite.

Whenever and always.

I'm still a little bitter you said we would on Tuesday and we didn't.

I've gotten a bit old it seems.
That would be some Planet Terror stuff.

No, you're drunk.

Good to know I guess. Play any dota lately

I know you do darling, that's why I posted it instead of touhous

I swear to god Cupcake.

Noice
What vidya?

Stop feeding him then!

Hey thanks man I appreciate it

Very true ^^'
But it's alright, my average is still good

Clearly our stuff must be more difficult..

That's some willpower, since you didn't even have to do anything today

No! I'll stop

That suits me, but it's better to not overuse it, so it doesn't lose its meaning

My fault for making a promise I couldn't keep, gomen

Um whatcha saaaaaaaay 🎶

It would be similarly farcical, yes.

It's fine.

This is the only pouting one I have so pretend she isn't blushing.

nop. although I could be...that's a good idea. I should get drunk.

oh, well thanks. that was generous of you.

what about the cupcake god?

us degenerates have to stick together and support each other, yup.

They really did overdo it.

Not a single game since we last played :c

But weren't you drinking just yesterday?

Whoa, what the heck?

I'm not a degenerate!

Anything for you babe

Why not I thought you liked it

I guess you could sorta pass as a little girl

That sounds risky lmao

I don't even know man

I rarely ever play vidya so when I actually do I cant even decide what kind of game to play

I might keep playing the Witcher 3 or just finish up Donkey Kong Country 2 or maybe fuck around on Osu for a bit and download a few new beatmaps

Or just play VNs, those count as vidya too right? lmao

But he moews at me non stop and looks at his bowl
Its like he's trying to tell me something

Ah, its cool. I never really did study for tests but I'd still have decent scores. Except for math, Im shit at that

Quit bragging jeez

Might as well fully enjoy the day today and if I get tired Ill just take a nap later today

JEEZ you didn't have to stop

The new guy wasn't actually crazy and was just being annoying intentionally.

Cupcake should make me a "flower" of "flowers" tripcode. Uguuuuuu

I want to puke.

Water is wet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_water

Occifer, she said she was 18, and had ID to corroborate it!

Just don't miss the bucket like my friend did the other day

No one would ever go on the internet and pretend to be insane for attention.

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_water

🤔🤔🤔🤔

I don't even think we own any buckets...

and the day before and the day before that. your point?

oh oh right, my bad. totally not one. gotcha. winks at you kindly

ask kindly nicely you fag.

I win

Stop being annoying for attention.

You should take breaks.

I won't pretend that, blushing is great :3

Duo, yeah, but solo idk if I'd ever win

Did you have bad math teachers?

And then you won't be able to sleep, so you'll stay up late again

So you liked him too?

someone get me food

is this your way of asking me to carry you more

exists

Yeah, but like,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_water

Please will you make me a Flower(s) tripcode @v@?

posts at you kindly

I'll be waiting for you-gara to make a concession speech.

But the blush isn't the expression I wanted there, you didn't apologize in a way that made it embarrassing.

If you wanna ^^
Understandable if you don't
I thought you quit 'cause you hated 7.0 anyway

I'll starve

that sounds like something a quitter would do.

you only just now started existing? that's weird.

you got it. should have it fairly quickly because flowers is only 7 letters. probably have one for you by tomorrow.

...

I was gonna but then I didn't
dotabuff.com/players/77941280/matches?date=patch_7.01

What's everyone doing up so early today anyways?
I didn't expect it to be this active at this hour

Its also nice not having that one Sci tier guy around

Don't you have any trashcans in your room?
Where do you throw away your trash?
Do you just throw your fap napkins under your desk?

I don't really blame the teachers, I just didn't really like math so I'd always be trying to get out of math class

I'd go donate blood to the school blood bank just so I wouldn't have to do math
That shit was great

A nap is only just an hour or two...or four

You turning this gay joke around on me?
What a bully

He's a fag and should give me his powers.

It was very enjoyable as a teenage kid with teenage friends, I'll say that much.

Good job. Both of those first two are probably a good idea, I'd go for one of those first two, they sound like acceptable enough options.

Clearly he's got a fat fetish.

Well duh.

Sweeeet!
Thanks.
:3

f-food?

...

It's 12:22 here.

Don't have any.

hush

I don't think they are transferable.

you bet, scootadoots.

...

Time to go hunting then, is it illegal to get moose?

I'll cut them out if I need to.

T minus 40 mins?

AM.. PA.. Medusa... these scores
Not going easy on the Peruvians :c

SLEEP!

Speak

Cupperpls.

Yeah, kind of like all the old horror movies.

You'll-gara be waiting a long time for that.

I never admit defeat!

I can stop existing on demand actually.

It's quite convenient.

The only trashcan in my room is me

I don't really ever have trash in my room so I use the one in the bathroom or the kitchen?

...

Probably.

I'll hold you to it.

Yeah but not to the same extent

...

it gets boring when all your friends are shitters though or disgusting trannies who won't stop spamming me to play with them then get pissy when i tell them no but are more trouble to get rid of than keep

I just read through the Crunchyroll thing. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! outsourcing companies.

I will kill myself for attention. How about that?

rude.

what?

what kind of cruel monster would command you to do that?

oh bluh.
Take me hunting and show me the canadian ways anyway.

Woo hoo
I might get to showcase this weekend

Hardly.

I'm sure I'll have it by then. I'll run the thing all night tonight while I'm asleep and a good part of the morning as well while I hang out with my friend.

so you can be ruder?

Horrible effects and so on, pretty much the same.

Stop being such an alcoholic.

But you-gara have still been defeated none the less.

Looks like you forgot to type something.

Remember that I get your liver when you're gone.

Am I a cool gamer girl yet?
I usually get tired really quickly of games and never finsih them lmao

Nah, he's just a fat piece of shit lol

It's 9:26 here

I feel like its still early as shit
Maybe I should just back to bed

Heh, I actually laughed irl

That's so far though.
Don't you ever like take a snack to go eat while watching anime with your coffee err, alcohol?

I don't have my license.

But I might get my sport license.

Hang out with frans is fun
Wew

My Chinese cartoons with English subtitles are going to be outsourced to India ;;

The devil himself actually.

But it's not counted until I admit defeat actually.

I can stall forever.

Nothing really that requires a wrapper.

Like, the only snack I'll get are on a plate and even then I'll take the plate to the kitchen once I'm done.

...

So you were a truant :\

I guess you're old so you need to take naps

I said like not LOVE

Hold me, too

Still better than solo ranked? ^^
Where on earth do you find these people

Would you wanna get a license?

*like*
*favourite*
*subscribe*

afraid I can't do that.

but exhausting.

last I heard he was going down to georgia lookin' for a soul to steal.

I can wait forever so thats okay.

r9k, /jp/, Holla Forums and my discord
I'm a magnet for degenerates and shitters.....
you can add me back or not idc we'll play later today if you do

It wouldn't be particularly hard.

Yeah but most of those old horror movies didn't have girls with minigun prosthetics.

Honestly the first blank post was just a reaction. I then realized afterwards that I did exactly what you asked, and didn't want to do that again. I'd look like some sort of fag after all.

You're a cool gamer earl.

Same. But I make up for it by playing 52 billion different games.

Glorious martin

Yeah, but hell is really hot so he likes to come up to Canada to chill for the winters.

Yeah, but until forever happens I'll have a 943-0 lead in rekting you.

True that. I think by monday imma be broken man kek.

You can.

True, but still, somewhat overdone splatter.

or would it be. HUE
HUE
HUE

canada is basically hell without him around anyway LOL

you poor thing. hopefully it's not too brutal.

nah.

Oh we wouldn't anyone to think you're gay. I understand.

How did I lose point?S

Yeah

You would be*

Metal

W-What the heck? ;;

I ordered an official recount.

But all the good snacks usually have a wrapper
I usually never get plates cause I HAVE to take it back and then wash it and dry it, and we're not rich white folk with those fancy dishwashers so we have to hand wash.

Thankfully I'm a very clean eater, and I always have some paper towels and some surface cleaner if there's a mess

Honestly, I think I have a problem lmao

I thought you knew this lol
I was that bad of a truant though, I was still a decent student

Ouch, that actually hurt ;~;

Why do you even like him anyways?
Is he an e-sports legend or something?

^W^

I make up for it by having a social life lmfao

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The answer to maybe is always yes.

Kinda, yeah.

sorry I am 2bully today. I'll leave forever.

hush you

hi

REEEEEEEE catholics need to stop getting man meat in the mouth

OwO

You're corruption has gone on long enough.

I will make the threads great again and undo your dark deeds.

I also HATE sand.

Will you then teach me the guns

Counter-inquisition when

lol the cat just hacked up a hairball

I have never seen that happen before in my life

Thank you, nobody must find my secret.

lmfaffffmaao what a fucking NERD holy shit

Never

Hi, owo

What kinda snacks do you mean? We don't really have anything like that ^^;
You don't have a dishwasher? Rough life...

???

Your insults don't even make any SENSE

My are corruption doesn't even exist!

The heck is wrong with sand? I'm going to make you eat it for a week!

Not sure if I can get a rifle with just the hunting permit.

owo

whats up buttercup

New thrad pl0x

As expected :c
Also ok

With that handwriting you probably were good at essays

He's not an e-sports legend because of his skill, though he is really good, it's mostly just because of how he looks

jfyi I was never trying to get mod. I went a little crazy because there was no dark souls x nge anime in real life, and larped it. I'll keep it in my pants in the future.

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