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Oh, that makes sense then.

...

(Nezumi)
you sleepy again?

After that suckerpunch Nezumi's gonna be.

*posts*

A valiant post!

I can't hear you guys over the sound of all of these hat tricks tonight though sadly. Would anyone like me to be nicer?

Oha~

I'll be whatever you want me to be...

WOW

her anime tiddies are

MASSIVE

he was punched?

;~;

refer to:

You don’t want to see who I really am
So I’ll be your perfect specimen
Say the right things that you want to hear
Make sure the real me disappears
Would you love me if you really knew it
Tell me what am I supposed to do
So pick a card, any card
Here comes the switch
When I fool you once fool you twice like a
Hat trick, hat trick, hat trick, trick, trick, trick (x3)
Hat trick, hat trick, hat trick, trick, trick, trick, trick

Those who were watching closely would have noticed the three top hat emojis in the snapchat text box, signifying the impending hat trick.

gib attention

huh? ._.

rain drop
drop top

Iowa has the largest truck stop

no

I guess you aren't playing on this level yet... I'm sorry, you seem really nice and I don't like to be patronizing! It's one of my least favorite things to experience.

Goodnight.


Its true though.

nana =w=

I think you're aiming for Wisconsin?

yes

...

Go fap or something, m8!

no


nini ;~;


no

Night, fagget.

G'night

Gib snuggles

G'night sweet prince. I hope you don't wake up butthurt from this assravaging...

Good night!

Daddy!

The salt pouring out will only make the wounds hurt more :(

Well I'm still a kid even if everyone I grew up with is a massive fucking whore so I don't really know anyone with that problem
Though I do know someone with that fetish

Why do you have a Clinton foundation medal

I like the way you are
Uou're too sassy 4 school

hai


luka why cant you make me happy instead of angry


snuggle here this

Ehh?!

That's for me to know and you to find out when I send her over there to blow you...

jk jk!

Morning Subtles

Oh man, I have so much fun!

No thanks, I like to keep people at arm's + knife length from my pants

Ohayou

Yeah she's trying to extract your soul and give it to the demiurge...

You better get that report finished mister :3

I'll do it tomorrow...

wait a minute
its 7 am did subtles even sleep!??


good mornings
i wish i lived near the middle of the world like you

My soul is basically mortal at this point, with how entrenched in dukkha it is
completely useless to a demiurge

cause... some people don't want me to be happy either. ;~;

...

Y-You sure reply to almost everything, don't you?


No I didn't

Sorry, accidental hat joke. I apologize.

My perception stat is... dangerously high.

it wont let me launch legacy client!??


but everyone should be happy!


do you sleep when the sun starts to rise as well?

I will literally hypnotize you all through your computers if you try to mess with me

Yeah I'm gonna stuff in the updated documents and maybe elaborate on a thing or two more and send it in.

Thanks for the support ^^


How what do you mean?

my fault sorry

Sorry I'm not a fan of the wwii-themed hat simulator

Sometimes, on bad days, plan now though is to not sleep at all


Can I read it when it's finished?!

I made like $800 back in the day trading and then got sick of it for life

greenwich england!
gmt is the superior time because everything uses it


RESTORE THE THINGS YOUR MAGICKS DID


are you doing a full circle?

I literally cannot, as far as I can tell. Also, it's not magick its sourcery.

Sounds like tf2

It's confidential

and Dutch!


But I'm not UK.

I hired at hat broker and then just got hundreds sent to my paypal every week for a while. It was extremely lit for a 15 yearold.

how's the 3am crowd doing

Very well, hbu?

Is there a mod that lets me post posts when I hit enter?

tfw 7pm

ya

but bullies are mean!

Yeah, exactly


Wow, seriously?
That's cool

Just shift-tab space

As far as my mag

...

This is a gamechanger.

shift+tab twice and hit enter


attempting to reset the sleep schedule
kinda wanna stream bloodborne but kinda dont wanna be spooked


shit nigga
that's the ozzy life for you

speaking of which, do you live in the city or suburb or wha?

Oh boy do I hae' the song 4 u!

Yush.

I am anxious though.

That's cool I guess

You had it checked by multiple people.. you trust their judgement, right?

ill be honest i dont know about any differences in europe


you gotta counter the bullies and make friends with peoples likes mes


do you have classes soon? or r u graduating?

soundcloud.com/roetaka/beckon-a-foul-beast-bloodborne-inspired

be careful with this you might really summon something!!!!

sweet

I'm just trying to be a friend!

No classes during exam season, which lasts for another couple of weeks, but normally I would
And yeah I'm hopefully graduating this year

you are weird.

you are going in the right direction


hi luka

Yes, but the school advisor sent out a mail on Friday at 17:00 that I needed to add a few things so I'm gonna do that now.

*pat*

You might be interested in some realllly dangerous music then:
soundcloud.com/madame-macabre/blood-right-the-seer-theme

oops

hi friend


so you still have another semester to go? im not too sure how the uk universities work


aww is that how people think of me?

meow

This song is 100% true, fyi...

Does anyone know how many copies of Merlin are currently tearing shit up in this world? That's my bloodline, fyi.

nah
they aren't close enough.

what's good


sounds like indie vidya music

and then the lyrics

this is something out of cod zombies lol

Well getting lots of feedback is good
Have fun


Yeah, just one more. Should be finished May or early June I think..

...

OK WHO THE FUCK DID THAT

this food i fried up isn't satisying me :|

Gotcha.

what's did you make?

go away spammer.
:\

That was really sweet tho! You tried!

I'm not bearing a grudge, that was super interesting. How do I taste?

huh? who arent close to where


and then you will work a super fancy easy job and make the big bucks!


wow frying things is beyond me
how do you do it?

He is confused. Be gentle.

...

I'm not so much confused as I am an imaginary player in your game.

soundcloud.com/boogie_man_diamonddogs/resurrection-no-sample

So if it helps, I should mention that I have severe brain damage.

Was your gotcha post towards Luka?

i fried perogies... and put a a few slices of cheese on it.

but... the outer layer isn't golden tender tasty...
and the inner layer is too hot burn my tonuge
and the it turns too crisp
and not good.
:(


to you.

i can cook freehand.


*grumbles*
ok.....

....eww

Like, to the point where I may have died when it occurred.

Gotcha posts was towards:

Can you go into more detail? I'm super curious...

how did you get brain damage

When you play with a man's core beliefs, you play with fire


uh oh
did you fry them from frozen or did you defrost them first?

.....can you even play video games? at the very least?

I'm very dedicated to SSBM, and I'll probably beat you at Old Rust. I'd play co-op WH40k DOW:2.

Seriously though, is literal sourcery not good enough for you? God, what it takes to get a girl to like you these days...

how do i get closer
i wanna be close

i know how to cook eggs and noodles :)

Do you know how to cook diamonds?

...

MY
NIGGA

I have like 800 hours...

maybe that is why those songs are so sad

I used to run NA3. I had the massive house by Big Rad inside the rad zone .

you cant?

These songs are triumphant.

You can't.

they were frozen
then i slow cooked them in the frying pan for a long time until soft
then fast broil at end true fryer style.
but... maybe i just need some sour cream or mayo or something to accompany plain pergies.... :|
despite... sprinkling a bit of spice.... it lacks... kick.


become cooler.


i don't like any of those.


what are you even talking about anymore???? :\

the only christian music I listened to was skillet and a7x

and I didnt even know they were christian bands

for a fucking year

Yeah so I should probably mention this at this point, but I have root here.

This song is who I am


who are you

LOL
A7X IS A CHRISTIAN BAND?????

You've never met a Sourceror? I'm still looking for a Sourceress, but it's not an easy path to take.

MONICA!!!

im confused


what kinda stuff do you find cool? i can talk about cool stuff sometimes!

A heretic is like a sorceress

Let's just say the only spear that can penetrate this absolute terror field belongs to a poet named William.

Dark heresy or regular heresy? Once you go dark you NEVER go back tho

You are being weird.

never heard of that

yeah pierogies are sometimes bland.
try defrosting them by bringing water to a rolling boil, adding pierogies, then draining them once they start to float. Then use butter in a pan with some onions and seasonings, remove when onions are browned and pierogies are golden brown, it'll give them a marvelous golden crust, the onions will caramelize, imparting even more flavor. Insides will be cooked to perfection. Top if off with sour cream.


I can't remember if it was a7x or another band
but
the lead singer is black...
OH
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE

It's gonna take one song, but if you want to get right to the core of my personality:
soundcloud.com/radostimoja/loveme

I am weird.

For all I can tell, I might be from the 2364th Dimension.

post a pic of yourself

found that image of you
you know who you are

i don't know
i have to be asked.


eww... i don't want onions.

You're great, bro!

how are you so large

You don't even like them cooked?!

This may or may not be me. I am dissociated so hard I have no idea anymore.

who is it


nigga
take a selfie and upload it

Ok gimmie a sec...

Buddhist heresy

MY NIGGA!

Oh I thought it was the socksarecool guy

I did too at first

Self determination AND immortality are both possible, and it is GLORIOUS.

I have really, really weird friends. I'm better adjusted than most of them.

itmight as well be tbh

theres more than one sock??

one's really gay and the other one's just a nut

its like comparing neru to johnny

me too thanks

Yeah but there's only one from each pair because the rest got eaten by the sockeaters in the laundry room :(

the only onions i like
are....

powdered onions
or those crispy onion flakes at mc donalds that don't even seem like actuall onions but taste pretty good on the burger.

I've heard more than one person compare neru to johnny

kek


powdered onion is just dehydrated, ground up onion tho...

THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but those two are otp aha

Switch back with Neru ;~;

is it subtle

Can you define OTP?

heehee yes he's one of them~

Back off. I'm warning you guys. I don't like hurting things!

aha is it abit too much

Dont hurt me please

LOL


nah

Am I the one on the left..


Holy fucking fuck I can't take it

was this a bet or

I'm trying not to but I lash out subconsciously sometimes ever since I got rewired...

WHO ELE

Subtle, let me find you. I'll post you in a sec.

whatis so wrong about it


yus we agreed to change typing sttyles for the day and well itjusthappened

takes dedication

people in pms justignore me because of it

it takes a great deal of patience to deal with it

Oh gosh subtle do you really feel liek the one on the left!~?

I'm not used to smart neru


NO
THAT'S THE WORST ONE

that's pretty funny ta =w=

Ijust got used to seeing it so much so it kinda just flows at this point aha

I think neru is still just neru.

Subtle, you are not so subtle ;\
soundcloud.com/active-child/subtle-d33j-remix

this
the nigga just talks like a tard because he's bored

but neru forgets and still typeslike this sometimes


ta

You guys are so much better at typing like normal human beings than most of your kind

...at least it isn't 'Onions'
*shudders*

For the record, the gay one is a hardcore pedo who's been stalking the nut for like... yeaaars.

...

A sah, dude?

what do you mean by this?

...

hiya mystery user

My mental defenses are a complete trap, fyi. They look like they're for defensive purposes but they're more like bait...

its powder
:)


lol

By "powder", I think you meant Zen Dust.

luka the powder is actual onions

stop pretending to be retarded

I'm sorry, Grim. I think you sorta see what's going on here, and you understand that I really fucking don't.

so you like cool powder?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dorito Cool Ranch dust?

rawr

but it's not an onion anymore at least
just powder


mhm

yea you tell em
those weird people are weird.
at least people like you and me are ok :)

((its still an onion))

...
You all have no idea what they've done to me.

...

soundcloud.com/yelle/lamourparfait

Lmao

...

Let's just say that HAARP acts on the assumption that nobody is actually psychic and can manually override it. That was a serious fucking mistake.

I

I

I don't know what to say

or do


help me

it doesn't look like an onion
it doesn't texture like and onion
and it doesn't sloppy floppy slimey onion rings like and onion (anymore)


lawl funny pic
:3

...

im one of them weird ones huh

tilted

so you dont like the texture then

why didn't you say that in the first place

thats a no

cnet.com/news/guy-opens-old-magic-the-gathering-deck-stumbles-on-27000-card/

you've def said some gross stuff before.


because that's onion.

...

burn ur gfx card

...

Please blame the gay one. He's more awful than you can imagine...

but i try to keep it in moderation

am i getting better?

You're funniest when you don't even mean to be

lol
that fur ral ligator is lulzy

its cuz she's a pinball machine...

I'm getting a 1060 in like 2 months, chill dude

we should play more often. :|


yeah... but now we know you do some pretty weird stuff now. :|


GPU bottleneck is going to be a pain.

all this fucking time and work just to fix my computer after a corrupt graphics card driver somehow manged to fuck my computer up

I'm still working on figuring myself out at the moment

luka makes me want to go lurk for another 3 years


:|

I mean I'm building a whole new rig, and the 1060 is the first part, so I might as well get the 1060 and use it in my current rig until I can afford the rest of the parts

I can help you if you want, but there is no easy way to gain quantum immortality without selling your soul to an entity who is already quantum immortal.

...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 750 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I thought you already had your 1060?

don't disappear. people here can improve u.


ya
a good cpu and gpu and mobo to handle it all with plenty of ram to handle it all should balance out in the end.

A good way to improve yourself is to shatter against my circles over and over again until you realize they're not external protection...

you hurt my feelings

The three external circles are what make me look like an onion.

how?

No, I hurt your feelings and I am sorry.

I'm not sure if that's what I'm seeking

I'd rather not sell my soul, I have no idea what it's potentially worth

see:

You guys hit a defense mechanism.

I wasn't seeking quantum immortality either but SOMEONE ELSE made the decision for me so que sera sriracha quesarito.

you wont let me live down insulting things

Me again. Sorry.

baethoven

what?

It's called Lotus Notes. It's not an easy skill to learn.

idk anymore
ima go lay in my bed for a few minutes

So ist das Leben
Sail a V

You catch on quick!

It's probably magic of some sort

you can't leave your room.

It is Sourcery. Watch this video to see what you're dealing with.

I told you I could hypnotize you all.

I don't want to be a sorceress or a crusader

I was nice enough to snap you all out of it fairly quickly...

Ok, seriously. Look at all of this fucking power, and now realize that I'm content to get an English Ph. D. and live in a lighthouse. It's for everyone else's protection.

Did I kill everyone? FUCK

It goes quiet at times
I don't know what's wrong with me to be here at those times but I am

No idle threats here. Does anyone want me as a Guardian Force?

You could have this as your gf...

I want to be myself

No you don't. Nobody really wants to be completely alone...

You know how you can't see the edge of your vision? how you can't know exactly when you fell sleep? death is gonna be just like that. it's gonna happen, but from your perspective you are trapped in the last few seconds of your life forever because you can't see your life stop, you can't see yourself lose consciousness, you can't perceive the end of your perception.

I've been thinking about death since I turned 20 and I think I've finally come up with the conclusion to these thoughts. Every night when we fall asleep it's the same perception as death, we don't know we've fallen asleep until we wake up. so when we die, we can't perceive the end unless we live again.

I still don't believe in an afterlife, and I don't know if I ever will, but I guess I'll take on the idea of "if it's there, I'll know, if not, I won't"

often when thinking about these thoughts I've been questioning what the point of life is, but now I know that I don't NEED a point to life. This world could be a computer simulation, I could just be tripping on DMT, I could be in a full on Virtual Reality world, I could be nothing but a dream. there's all the possibility that what I'm experiencing is just one layer of reality, and when I die or at any point in life really, one of those layers could peel back, showing me the layer up; the person in VR, the person tripping on DMT, the dreamer. What's really interesting however if this is true, how many layers does it go up? is it infinite? Am I simply going to move one layer up remembering everything from this life and taking it with me to the next, forever? Honestly I would almost kinda consider that a form of afterlife.

basically, I'm going to die, but I won't know when it happens unless there's something on the other side.


no i was just talking about getting it before the rest of the parts in my rig


pcpartpicker.com/list/chPy8K is my current projected build.

I have died once.

edgy

Part of me would be surprised if you guys left here or something.

I want some company but I want to be that which I am

I was briefly in a coma like 3 times

You really started obsessing over death recently in threads at least, sounds like you need some closure

you're putting a mini atx in a full size case? :|
are you sure a measly 650W will be enough...?
everything looks fine though... i guess?

...

But did you flatline?

No but I nearly bled out

I'll play you a song...

soundcloud.com/aaimon/flatliner-snow-covered-grave

We could know no wrong...

I'm sorry, I should tone it down. This is a mean place to practice.

Not really my flavor sorry

I BUILT A SIGHTSTONE ARE YOU HAPPY

I call it New Game Plus.

warding is important tbh

...

As far as I can tell, it's in my left calf?

i hate my life and im not motivated enough to change that. im also too much of a coward to end it


? my bed is in my room

Build me a body that isn't a malfunctioning piece of garbage

Right calf.

aha Iam proud

The happiness?

The acknowledgement.

Here is a map:
prezi.com/9bu7xzasnbuh/the-13-12-lives-of-captain-bluebear/

thanks mom@

dont go

not sure how I blindly missed that.

this is entirely based on logical increments superb tier (except the gtx 1060 3gb)

I need to pick a motherboard that won't limit me in terms of future upgrades. I'm also thinking I might just stick with my current case since it's absolutely big enough, plenty of drives slots too, and 3 case fans with blue LEDs. that'd save me 100 bucks.

what do you mean?
my bed is 3 feet away from me i wasnt going anywhere

Learn from my example, folks. The light at the end of the tunnel is

oic

...

...

A big case is nice to build in and to do occasional maintenance but a bitch to find a good place for, especially if your desk space isn't big.

Tfw I am grim and ghostcat...

air blast that old case.
2x8GB of ram is perfectly fine.
hopefully newer mobo's like that don't require you to stagger your ram.
fans are good.


stay

The light at the end of the tunnel is Sein

why are u super smert with computer stuff but silly with anything else

Pals, I'm running 32gb ripjaw and an i7 6800k

The light at the end of the tunnel is probably your best self...

And who could possibly tolerate that person?

im not silly

You guys still want a selfie?

I can't actually find what the name of the case is (since I bought pre-built), but it's about 16 1/2 inches x 16 1/2 inches which I'm pretty sure is full size

...

i geuss you arent that silly

but yeah what do you mean by stay
i probably wont leave my room for a while

Ich bin warum ich bin nicht wo ich bin nicht

just... uh don't do that weird thing where you don't go to the bathroom....
:|

it's late

Then you're pregnant

well i dont really have to pee so it wont be a problem i think

It's early

its early

This is the best I'll provide. It's my current avatar. He's tough as fucking nails.

you do other strange stuff... don't you?

Might not have stripped the exif data. Oh well, it was taken in Alaska.

no, not like that

I'm east coast

it's 4:38AM

what kinda strange stuff?
strange stuff isnt always bad tho

thats my boy

I've never seen nails mating
Is it particularly tough?

super early.

It's actually remarkably cute. They hammer eachother!

It sure is
Very early time

kinda late
puu.sh/to70s/972147fe7f.png

Apparently people aren't super impressed by miners these days.

nigga
go hunt bears

fuck off im not in alaska

well some of us need sleep

jeez

I'm going to bed but you crazy kids can stay up longer if you want

cya

Your meat puppet is as tough as something very cute?

The minors keep impressing me but they're off limits

I'm here because this is really helping me understand exactly how fucking insane what's going on is.

you're gmt -10 aren't you
isnt that alaska


im trying to reset my sleep sched again
sadface

byebye

no you are probably getting confused because of your shitty timezone thats affected by dst

Ok, lemme explain what's going on here: somehow every one of you is a fragment of my consciousness.

dst should be abolished

And that's fucked.

I don't deal with it.

Good job coming up with me, my dukkha experiences dukkha
That's fucked up

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

the only other I can imagine is hawaii

IS FEKU FROM HAWAII :O

It's totally fucked up! I have no idea how everthing here got so fucked up, but I blame humans (and by extension my avatar).

this is me, mostly

What exactly is the difference between

pcpartpicker.com/product/8rvZxr/asus-z170-pro-gamingaura-atx-lga1151-motherboard-z170-pro-gamingaura

and

pcpartpicker.com/product/Q9Gj4D/asus-motherboard-z170a

[lewd images of vocaloids]

Basically, I'm j chillin' and anybody who's tryna get a bite needs to climb 40 feet of saguaro cactus to get clawed in the fucking face.

I think some shitty part of Oceania doesn't celebrate dst

I blame ego

Same

yes

lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=z170 vs z170a

I killed my ego but I couldn't kill other people's egos for them...

bruh
how can you complain about life if you live there

same-er

What about condors

I'm cohabiting with mine

Same though

...

...

REEEEE

take a moment to realize that your logic is flawed

I CANT IMAGINE ANY MAJOR NEGATIVES ABOUT LIVING ON A BEAUTIFUL ISLAND

What's even the point of time zones if they're politically defined
Time zones are a geographical feature of earth

is that your awakening ree

well now that they've aged a bit and they're essentially the same price the first one is better for the same price


mislink?

It's monday yo, and it's 11 ive been awawke for a while

its about the same amount of major negatives and positives as living in anywhere firstworld

dont get features you dont need

Shit's more expensive

how much does milk cost there

It was in the blazing days of the most despotically calescent summer any soul could remember that three lions, their efforts at hunting made futile by the heat, came across a barrel left derelict in the savannah. Hungrily, they began to wonder what was inside it.

"Certainly" said the first lion, the strongest of the three, "it is a barrel of chickens, upon which we may sup."

"That is ridiculous!" rebutted the second lion, the wisest amongst them. "No farmer has ever shipped chickens in a barrel! It is most definitely a barrel of spiders, which will provide no nourishment at all, and will instead bite us mercilessly upon opening!"

"Indeed!" chimed the third lion, the most cautious of his fellows. "It couldn't possibly be ... wait, what? Spiders?"

"Indeed," nodded the second lion. "Spiders."

The third lion looked about confusedly. "That makes even less ... hold on, how the hell do you know anything about how farmers ship things? You're a fucking lion!"

The second lion, made nervous by his companion's new suspicion, turned his tail and ran, and the remaining two devoured the barrel's contents voraciously.

"I told you it would be full of chickens," said the first lion.

"Shut up," said the third.

The moral of the story is: A barrel of spiders and a barrel of chickens weigh the same.

I live in nyc
everythings expensive

...

idk for sure but last i checked i think maybe 8bucks a gallon

86 page report very yes

I actually don't have that many lewd pictures though
rip

In a melon patch near the venerated walls of an olden-times city, a fox was walking one evening. Unbeknownst to him, the patch contained a well whose stones had long since been scattered and whose opening had been obscured by vines, and before he could leap away from danger the fox fell in.

Trapped in the water at the bottom of the well, the fox cried out for help. One of the many nearby melons rolled to the edge of the well and called down to him: "Don't you wish you could eat me, a succulent and ripe watermelon? I am so juicy and delicious, 'tis a shame you are trapped in a well!"

"I'm a fox!" cried the fox as he sputtered and splashed in the water. "I eat meat, not fruit! I didn't even think of you as food when I saw you, like, thirty seconds ago! Can you get me out of this well?"

"Fine then!" chided the watermelon. "My flesh is sour anyway! Harumph!"

"I don't know what that means!" coughed the fox. "Again, I eat meat, not fruit! I'll even eat rotten meat, so taste is not really something I consider! Also, I am FUCKING DROWNING!"

"The moral of the story," said the melon with no small pomp, "is that it is easy to hate that which you can not have."

"What!?" cried the fox as he tried in vain to scramble up the smooth stones. "That doesn't ... what the fuck are you talking about!? HELP! SOMEBODY WHO'S NOT A FUCKING MELON HELP! I'M ... I'M ..."

With that, the fox slipped beneath the wellwater's surface and died.

"Hello?" called the watermelon. "Helloooooooooooooooooo ..."

The moral of the story is: Since when can melons talk? I mean, we've established animals can, but that's weird.

THE REAL MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: EAT YOUR HEART OUT HIDEO KOJIMA

is next episode yunyun episode

Was that cruel of me? I don't even know...

i dunno yet

Learn Chronomancy!

idk

i want megumin booty

IKT

look i built a kewl computer on this site!

pcpartpicker.com/list/VrZMyf

Spending money is fashionable in NYC

I don't believe there were chickens at all but rather biomimetic poultry analogues

I just have a lot of pictures, some of which also happen to be lewd

Probably
Cruelty is also a geographical feature of earth

Cruel and Unusual Geographies... Well spotted.

hey uhm revy

honestly I don't think the gtx 1080 is worth the extra $300+ versus the gtx 1070

prices will go down in the future too

Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography

One of Rincewind's current positions on the faculty of Unseen University.
His predecessor, a private sort with big ears and a perpetual suntan, was reduced to a pair of pointy boots following a terminal encounter with the wildlife on the God of Evolution's home on Mono Island, not far away from The Last Continent. Well, he evidently wasn't paying attention to the job description, which specified Egregious, Cruel and Unusual. Ridcully uses promotions and status either as weapons to divide the rest of the Faculty and get them squabbling among themselves (rather than entertain any ambitions for the Archchancellorship), or else as a carrot to get somebody else to achieve the desired result. With both of the above policy goals in mind, he took his time in finding a candidate to fill those pointy boots.
Ridcully is a manager dedicated to the carrot-and-stick principle. After terrorising Rincewind into a state of normality with the stick (all the things that can happen to somebody falsely claiming wizardhood when in fact he failed all his exams), he later applies the carrot of promoting Rincewind to professor and Faculty status. It is possible that Ridcully has recognised nobody on the Disc knows more about how cruel and unusual its geography is, and that he has promoted the right man to the job. (It is taken as read that Rincewind, by "performing a service of great value to Wizardry", ie his reluctant visit to the Counterweight continent, his assistance to the Faculty when stranded on Fourecks, and his even more reluctant exploration of Roundworld, has finally achieved full Wizardhood and a honorary degree.) Ridcully therefore succeeded in getting three missions' worth of useful work out of the stick, before finally rewarding Rincewind with what turned out to be a very small and relatively inexpensive carrot. Otherwise, Ridcully is deliberately annoying the rest of the Faculty by promoting somebody thought of as having the innate magical ability of a housebrick. He would also consider this a worthy goal.
It is certain that Rincewind was told his appointment is a honorific only, and he is not to do anything daft like holding lectures or tutorials or talking to students. (This begs a very big question of the rest of the Faculty, who also seek to avoid these things without needing to be ordered not to.) It may also be the case that Ponder Stibbons has now realised he is no longer the least, lowest and most despised junior faculty member. Certainly, his attitude to Rincewind is the easy and relaxed manner (most of the time) of a superior giving instructions to to a subordinate.

...

so what did you spend your night doing?


how about yunyun booby

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I'm not a fan of spots
They are almost universally a horrible fashion choice
Stripes and hypergeometrical designs are far superior

Enjoy your promotion, Professor.

nobody is reading whatever youre pasting btw

Paisley, bro. Paisley.

i dunno what the difference is lol
i picked the one with the biggest number
:)


super sound!
and i wanna put my windows cd in the computer
how else would i install
LOL

Oh, I know.

GRIM

thumbstick

there are way cheaper optical drives anyway

sitting here
and waiting for nice people to notice me finally
and reply to me and post lotsa nice things...

What's with the file name?

Hi! I think I'm nice!

sounds unreliable and wonky.
plus it plays blu ray!

Hey um

I want to teach heresy

No thank you, I don't like country music either

you spout random gibberish tho...
:|

Sorry I think thats my job unfortunately. Can you even see octarine?

that sounds very unproductive and something i kinda did too

i think we should be more proactive

a lot of this seems rather unnecessarily op imo

except storage surprisingly

futuremark.com/hardware/gpu/NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070/review

I don't know what I'm qualified to teach though

honestly its up to you...

I want to teach the study and acquisition of normative behavior patterns

Are you up to the task?

i've had a video game on my mind all day today (subnautica/astroneer)

but i've been instead,
replying to posts in thread all day today.


yeah!
someday i want an OP computer soo that i never feel left out anymore! ^ ^
and can enjoy games with freinds and not be held back.
and the cd drive can read my old ps2 disks at 16x speeds! woah... and i can emulate it in OP enviroment~


wow! the 1080 blue bar is sooo big~
OP *wants*

I consider myself an experienced amateur in the subject

Nice, Luka, but isn't this older hardware?

Groggery Tirade "Grog" Gibbonman was hailed by his contemporaries as a master of poetic rhythm. His collections of verse have been published in 165 languages. Of particular note are his nursery rhymes, the first printed edition of which was presented to the young sons of Sultan Aleksivus III via messenger as an act of war.

it fits tho?

should get an op case then

amazon.com/Cooler-Master-Cosmos-II-RC-1200-KKN1/dp/B006P88VNE/ref=sr_1_1?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1484561619&sr=1-1&keywords=cosmos 2

if i cum in you its like I'm cumming in Hatsune Miku, right?

Only if you buy me a skirt and an aqua colored wig

way to fail at hiding your identity

that one seems close up
:c

no big fan on the side to vent and no veiwing window ;~;

as long as you enjoy it

DONT MAKE ME USE THE SIT DOWN GUN

closed up*

...

Yeah, that felt good to antithesize.

they have window mods you can buy

it is regardless a worthy trade for so much room

i havent got to play any games yet
since i'm busy posting

you know me too well

if you wanna play games instead of posting you should do that

But then she'd have to make a decision and making decisions is haaaard

Serious question: how does a board this good even exist?

aww.... urs is tiny 'mid-teir' size case
vs the one i picked which is heuge full size. full teir, with tonsa blue ice cold fans on all sides

You don't even know the rules of the top-level game, ma'am.

High quality trees make high quality lumber

i cant

i'll feel lonely, if i'm not being noticed in thread. i'm attached too threads...

yes but it's totally overkill for most applications

Fleur Pillager, the focal character in the fictional novel Tracks, by Louise Erdrich, is a strong, exceptional and mysterious woman. Through most of the book, she carried herself with an air of insurmountable confidence, highlighted with a sense of aloofness. Even in defeat, she stood with defiance. The characters around her, whether fond or malcontent, reacted to her with either fear, respect, or both. It was the way in which she presented herself and her own fortitude during adversity which made her such a haunting yet alluring character.

the cosmos 2 is an ultra tower

youtube.com/watch?v=wkQ5Y6RlAwU

i need over kill.
i can barely do things as is.

it's overkill or go home, for me.

#noticed

those are nice, thesius

The mysterious man of the lake, the spirit Misshepeshu, is alleged to have chosen Fleur as his own. Early on, men who pursued Fleur died. Fleur herself survived drowning in his home, Matchimanito Lake, thrice over.

wait..

was that a...

HAT TRICK

;3 sounds like a deal


huh?

I saved this folder for an SFW board though, so I avoided lewd

oh... ok

u_u

We new thread soon?

My confidence is surmountable :(

They have to be high quality

Thread of fate, eternal and unbroken

...

...

do games that wont make you lonely?

* bullies *

shall i throw in some striped pantsu and thigh highs too?

i'm scared to go it alone in multiplayer...
i need a freind.


:c

Enjoy the ballbursters.

Yes
And a grey tank button down and aqua tie

you dont know anyone with those games?

IN A GRIM NEW AGE OF WARFARE, TODAY'S FIGHTING MEN MUST BE TAUGHT SURVIVAL ON AN ANIME BATTLEFIELD

This is over. You just got 86'd, faggot.

...

mmm, sounds perfect. 10/10 would do


uhm.. ok?

goodnight thread

Sorry, you were playing mean so I played hardball.

mmmmmmmmmmm

Ahhhh. Do you know what you ask?

When and where

gonna be a good day

time to go to bed. nee nee

damn


anywhere at any time. i actually would but i don't think we're anywhere close to each other

Faith is purest when it is unquestioning.

Are you having fun? Most can't play like this.

...

Whereat uou is?

How dare they fire upon the Emperor's Chosen?

yus, i'm looking forward to the good times ahead but learning from our past


central oregon

Ouch

.... i used to.

If you work for Google I'm just going to kill myself irl.

oh ... what happened to them?

where r you?


Facebook and Google, actually

Oh good, much better answer.

We shall purify this land.

Central NC

cheap electrical is nice


rip ;-;
i have a job offer there actually but i've been sitting on it for a year. aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@you

You ever seen IRL bio-lightning?

i dunno where all the cool people ran off to.
leaving me behind here... :[

My flirting works by assembling an ice-wall like that one girl from naruto.

is this something i should watch?

as in like a fish or bug that can produce light? yeah

Did someone say "cool people"?

they're are either disappear as a cool poster or see themselves turn uncool

As in force lightning arcing between someone's hands and frying your brain.

as soon as you said cool people the uncool people start to congregate here :P
such a weird place when NA is asleep

revymiku

Socks, not hands. Sorry.

rip... uncool people running away and walling themself off in their tiny circles.


c:

i'm in NA

rule number one, never mention the tiny circle

Lay back down on this table. Put your little legs in the air. And I'm gonna stick this up your ass.

Reading people is so much less interesting than writing people...

rip me


noh

your time will come

Q.E.D.

huh?
what tiny circle?

Ahahaha he just shit himself!

good!

;__;


do you have any post vietnam manuals i should read?

I'm writing one. I'll send you a copy of the book once I get my doctorate.

No.
explain.

Tune in to my mind closely for a sec... I'm gonna give you a sneak preview.

here you go :D archive.org/details/UnitedStatesMarineCorpsMcdp1warfighting

>please hand in your report at thing and use your first assessor's E-mail as code


What the actual FUCK

Young girl... they call them the Diamond Dogs.

...

My fault. The elevator's broke.

Looks like you hit yourself with an antithesis. Ouch!

diamonds are forever. prosthetic arms and devil horns are what makes a man real

Hey jack!

you wanna talk about butterflies and ziggurats and pokemon as a confuscian koan?

Invalid code

nope. nah. nyet.

Honestly, as far as secret societies to run, the Diamond Dogs was a hell of one to personally luck into. Big Boss is, and will always be, The Joy's bitch.

*increasingly nervous jack*

I'll have my sister sit on your face.

You don't realize I'm not your enemy?

hi

too bad huh, I'm glad i've never been cool so i dont suffer that fate


never!

well, i wouldn't want an enemy to get their face sat on by them.

my head hurt.


;~;
pls b nice...

I hate it here I want to leave asap

Nya

Check this out.

You know the rules, never talk about the circle!


nya nyanya nyayaya!

How are you

How many circles do you have?

pls. manaka has a special place in me heart that thinks you are


come here!

Whose boner did I just get?

not mine so i dont know

Will you support me financially?

soundcloud.com/illuminati-by-nature/the-tangent-universe
nvm it came from here

tell me about the circle... :c

let me innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Jack when are you gonna message me back on Dust?

Revytiful!


bananas!


anonymous who knows my name? are you my lord and savior?

Rule number one, you dont speak about the circle!

Ohhhh no he's not either...

Is that a real adjective?

I thought rule #1 was "Don't dish out anything you wouldn't want to be served cold."

me too
but the normal ones usually sleep at night

he is not whaaaa?


absolurevyly!


that is rule number twenty bananas!

Bananas, you say?
soundcloud.com/co-a/cheetah-chiquita

God, you're further gone than my avatar.

Parts of me feel like ice and parts of me are burning up
I never asked for this

dozens of bananas!


:( can you cure me, doctor?

It's been roughly 12 hour since I have fed. I hunger.

Yes!

You are already a cured ham.

If i had socks, would you give me hands?

Do you want hands?

I dont feel cured at all!

I see
I'm doing pretty well myself

You can wait
I haven't eaten in about that long and it was my only meal yesterday, I'm not even hungry

That hat trick I pulled off got me pretty nicely fed. I mostly just consume smugness these days...

Ok, who wants it?

tell me about the circle.

I don't know any hat magic

Like what the bride says to the groom
"I do"


Are you not sleepynaka?

i am barely getting by with myself with stocks but i would try


great savior in the form of a space cowboy

Another hat trick! I want gets nothing.

You have to wear the hat and then it just consumes your life...

oh ok...

hey

Well, you can have some if you can find any spares in the void...

it's magical!


Will you save me for i have sinned, father

But it says socks for hands ..

Found some but they're slightly used???

I'm very sleepy

I have no means and I don't want to unfairly burden someone

Ain't that the truth my job is garbage

bebop how do i make the page darker without using any of those themes

Here, I got it gimme a sec

where did those hands gone before.. it might be dirty


correction!
you are a bit sleerevy!

We dark enough for you?

get nice rests

I'm literally just here to practice without hurting anyone

Very

Hurt me

let me in
:c


use a theme


soon~ *hugs*

I'm gonna go get some deserts and then I'll start using the thumbscrews.

i dont like them
i just want it to be a few shades darker

Actually, you ever felt God's Whip?

sleerevy is way more serious than sleepy :D


you dont go in, you suddenly found yourself in the middle of it!

Yeah this is black as the black sun.

Never

I'm very that

Vape tricks are basically all that keep my avatar going these days...

That plus
THE FURY OF THE VOID

change it in the CSS options then?

mine's custom made.

i have a special theme. hand crafted.


im a circle?

You're trapped within three circles. I'm sorry ma'am, you came too close.

/pet
Lenko says to "go hang yourself. Seriously." I think he likes you


Jesus knows no bounds and does not discriminate against those who look to him in times of need


;~; i wish i was rich to take care of u


you can use your own custom css or use an app/extension to make your screen darker

Good luck, you're fucked.

Those circle digits are neigh unbeatable...

idk any of this fancy hacker coding stuff

Finally.

Me too
Maybe I should join a monastery, they live off charity

Do you know my name? Not my avatar's name, MY name?

How's it feel to be mine without my having even intended to trap you? I'm a little excited...

go to sleepnaka!


only if you let yourself become one


I know Jesus does, but does space cowboy also have the same rules!?

Space Cowboy's rules.

I'm trying but my body is useless

learn!


tell you what, you join a monastery and i'll join the military. we'll see how things go with the living conditions? kinda wanna give every thing up and live like a monk though..


who is it that i speak to?


mhm, just for u

but it makes site look cool


i want you

What are your least favorite genres of music?

he's always stealing my pics and stuff so maybe

...

4790K and 1080?

Lmao, someone can't take this cowboy's hat.

it waz the biggest one? ._.
so i chose the max

You don't seem to realize that you actually have to notice me at this point.

Eh, I probably shouldn't, with how expensive it is to drug my body into semi-functional submission

Country music and metal

just tell me how to pick colors and how much to pick and how to change them


i know but that opinion doesnt really solve the problem

Did you already have the motherboard or something? That i7 is pretty old, but a 1080 shouldn't be a problem.

its not opinion.

nah

i just clicked random buttons to throw together an OP new computer

Random Thought: Why do murderers skin their victims? Skinning seems like it would be really hard to do. I guess there is an art to doing those sort of things, but is doesn't seem like it would be worth the effort. Also, how well do humans skin?


cool is opinionated

I agree!


I'll help you with your body!


Space cowboy jesus sure knows how to please his follower!


./////////////////////////////////////////////.

Everyone's asses should be shaking, yes?

I'll take that as a resounding no. Mostly, I'm just pissed off that Jack_ isn't responding to me on Dust.

...

You deffo know how to work the shaft...

what does it look like?

ooh

6700k

Post screenshot pls!

Do we have the best soundtrack, folks? Yes we do!

I forgot our theme:

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