Judge, Jury, and Executioner

$4 worth of apple seeds blended and consumed at once is equal to the lethal dose for hydrogen cyanide

who knew

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if a rose bush bent over and showed you its dripping wet pollem stamen
you wouldnt be all over that?

Yes.


I'm pretty sure she just wants bamboo up her ass.

I almost regret asking her these things, almost.

You can drink enough tap water to kill yourself for like 3 bucks.

I'll do it for free.

aha

Imean if it was asking for it and stuffs then maaaybe

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tap water still costs money, but I guess if you die before the bill is due you're fine.

Liver?

it's way more convenient to swallow some appleseed mush though

go to bed

Where can you get that many seeds just on their own?

It's way more convenient to just use a gun.

ladies please

ground up a lethal dose of apple seeds

and put them IN water

I have not seen how far that rabbit hole goes.

Oh man its past my bedtime.

probably less painful too

seriously though, why do I live when all of my life is doomed to isolation and escapism from the fact that I'm a tranny and I'm going to be alone forecer

EFFORT

someone play prop hunt with me

Asked him about his plant fetish one time and he told me but I forgot what she said for the most part.

I remember bamboo bondage though

Goodnight

Ugh I can barely eat one jelly donut

It's never bedtimes silly

I went out with a friend to buy a pizza and I wore a girly top with visible bra straps and aesthetic boots and the cashier still took it upon himself to call me sir
I'm told that the look on his face was terrific when she called me by name in front of him but I was uncomfortably looking at the cash register
They even fucked up our pizza and gave it to us for free

This is why we're not friends

We don't know either.
Kill yourself.

nana

I don't really want to talk to you that much so that isn't really a loss for me.

also you cant pastry after toofbrush ta =w=

Dice roll Rolled 1019 (1d1024)


he has sharp teeth and evil eyes

(You)
rip
i got the lewd one >w<


i don't try to~

Find a toxic group to play League with.

google


maybe half a cup max


o:

>>>he's reposting a comment to himself
What the fuck?

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When I grow up
I'm going to have a large handdrawn oi pastel painting of myself
in every room

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Hello!

gay

*self repairs*

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pics

you could scare me if you tried?

The context of that meme and my post don't make sense.

Fish, you are pretty much a shittier version of Luka

The reason why we always make fun of you is cause you bitch and complain about shit but never actually try to change and better yourself

You're fat as shit yet you don't diet or exercise then go eat 2 whole pizzas by yourself and cry about how people will never love you

You blog about shit no one cares about and expect us to be nice to you when it actually does the complete opposite
Seriously the only time you get a positive response from us is when you contemplate suicide.

Why try to be a girl when you look more manly than me?
You just ended up taking hrt and ruining yourself even more than you already were
You make Caitlyn Jenner look like Kim Kardashian for fucks sake.

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I know, neither of us likes the other
Not being friends is a two way street
Other than being a dogfucker, you're an alright person

Bullshit
You can toofbrush twice

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why you lookin at me all incredulousl

??

league is boring right now.
I'd rather laugh at how bad people are at hiding

Soto, play prop hunt with me

nope i can't i'm not evil
oh well

puu.sh/tkCWe/5b948bcb74.jpg
ITS TOO LATE TO FINISH
anyways gn

I just don't really pay attention to you.
So I have no idea what you're like really.

People are effort.

?

looks like ace trainer

huh?

Is that like some kind of sex play?

ooh do me too

Yeah, Soto.
Throw me some shade too.

Nice
Night!

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I got all the shade you need famm and Ill hook it up fat on the house
20 all the way up

soto is limited to one #realtalk a week

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What was that last thing

it's gmod prop hunt

WHO IS THIS KID

You are 17 years old.

I rest my case

its ban

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It was meant to link Bard's post.

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are you throwing shade at people?
do meee

nu-uh ban is old asf

holy fuck
fish on suicide watch with the B t f O

What?
;~;

my reply to vylee?

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he's super young.

soto doesnt care

Wow. You fucked up.
Way to go. I'm so disappoint in you. You really can't get anything right. How did you make it this far? It's a wonder you didn't trip and die. Jesus.
Haha.

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I used to have one
pic related

If you don't have a gun, the Canadian suicide is cliff jumping.

This ensures that the brain is not active or aware of the dying process, as lower methods such as overdoses or exit bags etc. could still allow the living brain to enter a death state and experience endorphin overload and dream up a heaven or hell scenario.

Proper elimination should require the brain to be utterly destroyed, either by a temple shot via handgun or shotgun, never by mouth or directly to the forehead as it could potentially channel between the two lobes and result in survival;

for best results you need to completely destroy the brain, and the simplest method outside of the USA is to use blunt force trauma from height.

"Rip I got the lewd one" was linked to me.
why?

no like
omg

roast me is what soto needed to get out of that

are there more funny videos of child ban

Stop being a weirdo, babe.

Chiri. Calm down.
We get it. You know shit.

I will post them as they come

why would anybody want to jump off a clif instead of exit bagging

bro this is some nhk shitt

I will never be a pretty pup.

Suck my ficj

I'm Revy who are you

Who are you

16 is legal in my hick state
So are first cousins
But butt stuff is out of the question

But I don't wanna hurt your feelers


It didnt even get through to him

I'm triggered


I dont own that game lol


LOL Im not even throwing shade at people
I was just legit explaining to Fish why everyone hates him
Not even trying to bully, just telling him the truth


LMAO

GUYS PLEASE

for the drama

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/patpat

also in a 16 legal state
you wana come visit sometime/ ;0

Squash. My name keeps falling off.
I thought you knew this with the dog fucker comment.


You can't really.

it was linked to me.
i never clicked (You)
it was my result for the pic i linked to myself for reference.

lol nice meme there Revy


I want to go shower though but everyone keeps replying to me


I don't know if I should do her or roast her

i think you're closer to deredere


what happened, grim?

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well, because exit bagging involves a slow brain death scenario, even after going unconscious your subconscious would know that you were dying and you have a lot of potential to experience existential fear and knowing that your existence is about to terminate, so if you had any last minute plans subconsciously to not want to die, you would experience them actually being torn apart or sucked unto a void of nonexistence as your brain breaks down while helplessly being unable to reverse your decision.

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hmm?

show me how i am?

message me on discord

oh wait

HA HA

but doesnt this also go for when you're in the air after jumping off a cliff

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Oh yeah, but the conscious is pretty much just screaming now that the decision is irreversably and perhaps there's a moment of calm before impact.

We'll never know. Try it!

irreversable.*

LOL

GET IT WTF ARE YOU UNDER A ROCK?

but it
had the (you) next to it????????

you ignored my post
;~;

i mean
I don't like living
but I'm not gonna kill myself over it

I SAID DISCORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where at?

There's a good sport.

Force some offspring and make them deal with it.

HAHAHAHA

Enjoy going to prison, Soto.
I'm sure you'll find love there.

Im not even buff but I do ab exercises just to have a V line

Am I autistic?

That V line tho.

omg
nvm I called someone else babe instead of you

ROAT ME YOU FGT

gross

You need to be skeletal.
Stop breathing so much.

It was manually added since it just copied the text of his own post to himself.
Like if you were to copy the text of this post, the (You) would be added and everyone would see it. It's not saying the post is directed at you. That's why it was in the normal font and not the smaller font it normally is.

workout more

no it means you care somewhat about your physical look

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How old are you and what are you

Oh yeah I know you're squash but I can't tell that if you accidentally post anonymous and use FF images instead of dog genitals

Are you implying you wouldn't fuck me?
Because I'm pretty sure you've said kind words about my hips in the past

My V is sort of more of a shallow C and now I'm self conscious

that's a fake (You)

Here. Just so you can know it's me for sure I'll spam this image instead.

21 /m/iowa

It means do more coke.

you're ok bardo

For God's sake, just leave your name copied and paste it every post instead.

NO can do, Gilligan.

IM SORRY I DONT PLAY VIDEO GAMES COOKI


I thought it was jail


You're too cute to be roasted


I dont want to be fat though
I watch what I eat


lmao easier said than done
I need to work on my arms tbh
Im just so lazy and spend all my time watching anime


I try


At least you ain't Fish


LOL

Thanks squash you're a dear

The first thing I did in life was get away from that corn loving shithole why would I go back

Not a problem.

Its fun to lie to people isn't it?

I kind of feel bad for whoever wakes up in Soto's room at AX to find him in the bathroom, drowned in his own vomit from partying too hard.

I'm so sorry for everything tonight,

I just want to be loved

I shouldn't be such a whiny bitch

I just... I need a reason to live and I haven't found it yet

Today you're gonna know what autism looks like, ladies and gentlemen.

on the fucking real though
its actually pretty likeley that at least 1 person is going to die at one of those

and like
damn bro that wuld be crayz

I cannot decide which of the last two posts is worse.

he holds onto his drink surprisingly well.

he can fall asleep ANYWHERE ITS CRAZY


this looks like shiro

If I say ur cute ur cute

Oh, my GOD BARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eat my ass!

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Calling it now, it's gonna be whoever's fattest.

Very fun
I lied to my mother about what I did with my friend today when she called me to say goodnight

Life is hard and it's never easy, I'm sorry it sucks but I can't help you I can barely manage myself

Nude teen ass?

on second thhought
I think we should all pitch in to get swedish fish a room at ax

come on boy

I wish I was queer
so I could get chicks

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neenee

I'm glad you've came out.

babas

I'm usually the guy helping other people not die from partying too hard

I'm still in party mode yet help niggas out, I've cleaned Ian's puke so many time while still drinking my beer
I went to go throw away a bag full of Grims puke while inside a Denny's without getting caught too

Shit was like some MGS type shit

No part of that sounds fun.

Rope is fun

I wanna party with Soto

I just want someone who will be my friend and i want someone who will love me and I know that will never happen since I'm such a tard

gay

OOOOH

workout with me, play video games with me, and roast me wtf.

If you want friends you might try less self deprecation and just talk to people and develop a friendship normally.

Most any friend you get with your current tactic is just going to be "emotional support" until you feel better.

Soto cybered Erio today just so everyone knows

I'm not gay, but I'm just built.

I don't get many dates because I can't find women who are of Scandinavian descent who are into the genocide of darker races. So there's that.

mhm

I know, I shouldn't be attention whoring for people to talk to

uhhhh so did I?

dont acct like you didnt ?

I would suggest just talking to people.

It's kind of funny that Fish and Chiri are doing the same autistic thing, just in different ways.

Shut the fuck up, Mana

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Its not.

But someones gotta do it
Besides it helps me sleep at night


Might aswell sleep with you too amirite? lmao


[attention]


Damn
I wish I were white

Id do Gilligan in many different ways.

I will outdrink you any day of the week you fucking kid.

ewe

can I put makeup on you at AX

How does cleaning up other people's puke help you sleep at night?


I'd rather kill myself.

I've got very few friends but my most treasured one is the boy I've known forever and keep flirting with and openly trying to fuck but like I never could because ptsd and he knows that and loves me anyway and bants along with my innuendo and he's so sweet and cute I just can't get enough of him
Friends like him are hard to come by, but if you get one friend who you can hold on tight to, hold on as tight as possible because if they're truly good, they will always be good to you

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Grim's gonna be ecstatic.

Chiri is okay because they are less cringe.

Dude if anyone is in the same room as me, they will become a trap.

He's so small and skinny though~

dude you are gay as fuck

I know the outright worst thing I could do to you: buy you a female dog.

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I'll make you the prettiest trap of all.

Wait. What?
Why?
How?

Yeah but I'm a girl so it's OK

You understand I am getting a dog simply for companionship and not sex, right?

fuck it, I'm going to bed, I know nobody will ever love me in any way but I need to accept that. I need to accept that I'm going to be alone for my entire life and nothing will ever change that

Goodnight I love you

I am mostly being facetious.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Because I can sleep soundly knowing they won't be sleeping/waking up on a pile of their own vomit

I know how shitty that is cause Ive experience it before

I got my niggas back and I know they got mine

This is how you make friends Tsuchi
Take notes


OH GOD

PLEASE NO

Is it gonna be like the whole sharpie writing on face while passed out drunk but with make up instead?


Nice meme


DELET THIS

Just making sure~

You fucking nigger, you need to make a webm of that shit already

Ricky's cackling would make it 100x better

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It's a mutual understanding to not let each other do anything that would actually risk their lives.
That said, they're on their own to walk barefoot if they wore heels or to clean up their own puke.

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Hey everyone,

Look how much I've mattered over the last few years.

Here I am caring what people think of my posts.

okay, actually going to bed now, goodnight

Who are you even?

No

I'm a fucking weeaboo


Hey Eva


I guess Im just too much of a nice guy

Your mom.


get rekt newb go back to ponychan

Never been.

go.

imgur.com/a/IhaxO


Like, if someone's throwing up and in the bathroom floor, I'll turn them on their side so they don't choke but that's about it.

No.

Isn't it fun

I'm weeb trash or so I'm told

Harsh dude

I just wanted a name.
I don't really care for some autistic profile cap or something.

Jesus.

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What's harsh?


It's just funny context to everything.
He was one of those "I'm a lesbian irl" autismos.

I seriously have no reason for living, please kill me now

Present a detailed analysis on why staying in this forum is beneficial to both you and the denizens residing within.

Two to four paragraphs will be acceptable.

that's cool
in that picture the red bass was mentioned

It's still around

stabby stab party incoming

Go to bed, Fish.


I am a lesbian IRL.

Familiar environment.

Me too.
With a lesbian penis nonetheless.

Cute.

in all fairness
I'm kind of a lesbian too

Daily reminder to delet fukken weebs

I pretty much do the same and bring em a water

Dont think i go around cleaning everyones puke either, it's just for my close friends tbh


LOL

You're like one of those infomercials that are all like BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!


Are you one of those embarrassing ones that wear anime shirts and shit?

I know exactly what you mean.

okay fine I'm going to bed for real now

Go the fuck to sleep christ

Except, Bard... you really look the part.

and I'm kind of more butch

i want to eat a cute cat maids ASS

brb shower

Letting someone sleep in their own puke
Speaking of drinking, I'm apparently a lightweight now because I'm rolling around my bed because I had one drink
Granted, it was like half Frangelico and vodka and half milk and ice, but it was still only one drink

I have three animazement staff shirts and one miku shirt but I basically buy all my shirts from events or gift stores so I'm kind of trash anyway

Eating ass is gross

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Well you have problems that I haven't yet needed to threshold in my lifetime but go for it you sick fucker.

[delet this in crab]

It's their fault for drinking until they puked, not mine for not cleaning it up.

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As long as you've specified cat maid I assume a humanoid, go to work bro

or else I'll call PETA

nice

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that escalated quickly

Fair enough

This is more disturbing than anything.

me on the right

in that image
just to be sure

So has anything major changed since my absence?

Did sketchy Soto ever get a girl or was he destined for rejection shame?
Did Kon ever lose any weight or is he still Mexican?
Did Bard grow up yet?
Did Theseius get out of their comfort zone and talk to people at all?

I know. whoever would put them kind of clothes on a cat?

I'll make them beautiful

ye

that's a dude

I thought it was some self deprecating joke about you emasculating them.

I'm here, and really what more could you ask for?

hella nipples for a dude

better hygiene and presentation

yeah actually I'm 21 years old now

well now that's just rude.

yeah, I hope your 20's don't get into too sketched up shit and you can retain your mind for later, and not think too highly of your own abilities or worship others in perceiving their capabilities, if I could have lived my life over I would have made different choices but I can't now.
Good luck and have fun, your 20's are a great time to be alive man.

thanks dude
I hope they go smooth

I already got my drug issues out of the way so i mean hey
theres that

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Heh, yeah.
The last thing you want to be is a substance abuser who hangs out on the internet because that was their only outlet for social interaction as a developing teen and some of these people actually exist.

Just there, existing. not really doing anything really. well, until they pass laws against ageism so old people can't access material that young people can access and vice versa because old people are bad and young people are innocent.

thats me

but I do have an irl social life too so thats nice

too close
too close to home

loveyou rags

I dindu nothin

juuzou best trap

It's my nigga Kai''s birthday today

can I get a happy birthday to kai from you dudes
make sure to wear a name pls

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Guys I just transcripted this youtube video to demonstrate how anal my OCD is when it comes to improper lyrics


you know those videos .. with the wrong lyrics

I present to you wisdom dog with the correct lyrics.

bah
hababa
hababadagada
habadadaba
hadabadagadaga
hadada
hababa
habababadadaga
ba
BA
bababa
babaBAba
bababababa,ba
ba ba
habababa
hababababa ba?
babababa ba

hawawa
haaaa haa
hawawa haaa

ha, hadabadaga?

hawbwabw. habwba-ba
hawabwabwa, haaa

hadababda?

ha, hawabwabwa, habawabwa.
hawb haw

hawb dawb dets

bah

bah da gah

ba dada ba gah deh ba gadeh ba gah (heh)
ba gadeh ba gadehhh ha da bahhh

what the fuck is wrong with you

everyone has troubles

females > chinese knockoffs

may I have some oats
brother

I simultaneously love and hate what you just did

Test

I have mental things that are also very positive or negative at times depending on how well you can manange an open-minded outlook on the variance of homo sapien life on this planet and not corner your experiences here into a tiny niche or something.

and to speak openly most of the posters here are jackoffs,

you'd think I was being cute or something but we're all fully aware of how many gays are trying to pick up weebs here.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU

wat

I'll jack off gay weebs.

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hello ingo

chiri

Someone loan me four dollars to buy apple seeds please.

youtube.com/watch?v=LaMAZ3862d4

Snow go the FUCK away ❄️

youtube.com/watch?v=2o_MPASoLC4
what..........is up?

Not gonna lie, that is one ghetto rigged fence.

sNOw

youtube.com/watch?v=hptxXfHshzM

fuck you think?

everyone gets older day by day
here we are.

Why the fuck isnt Holla Forums holding names now

Bands if wild muslims roam

nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga

nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga.

please no more pennywise... youtube.com/watch?v=9RpEbNr2DxE
how would i know? maybe you have some crazy news or something

ok sorry here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=3yXTlkRRgRs

more your level

uhhhh did you link the wrong vid??? why are you watching this???

ew mistychro
he makes a living by naming anime no one watches

That's for you.

made it 10 seconds...

R A R E
A
R
E

Cringe special.

anyway something better.
youtube.com/watch?v=2o_MPASoLC4

le me visibly confused

Ree

just enjoy

life doesn't last forever, so these moments are ours together.

i like it
do you have more?

v deep slash gay


i posted it first you should be asking me for recommendations... ;(

scoot ree isn't a meme
endling.deviantart.com/art/Reesketchery-453262153

i like it
do you have more?

no i dont sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=HTr7bqKHvgE

But.... it could be

Sci did you remove me from your Steam? I was cleaning my contact list of people from here who message me because I only go on that account to cyber now, and I couldn't find u to expunge u. Please let me know if I just couldn't find you on my contact list because u currently have some wackadoodle name that I assumed is a slut so we can rectify the situation

People are tryharding ree as a meme now but fucking Endling did it first and better

youtube.com/watch?v=56vLS_KPp9I


yes quite a while ago

Haha all that matters is you are first

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I created 'wait, what?'

in 2004

retro!

damn sci you cant attempt to be a little useful?


this one is nice and long
guaranteed to be good the full way

New

the phrase gained more prominence and now it's everywhere in modern american usage, even used twice within the first 2016 reboot of the powerpuff girls.

I am not proud of the phrase but I admit I was the originator. Soon after my usage webcomics copied it and it was a chain reaction that jumped from webcomics to webtoons and finally cartoons themselves, and now 'wait, what?' is a commonphrase cartoon reaction.

At the same time I almost want to take credit and deny it at the same time so that such a simple catch phrase cannot actually be traced back to my webcomics