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I only like really rich pastries

I'm allergic

Why live?

That's not true at all. With the right setup, getting good stats/IVs is not very difficult. You're probably thinking more of things like shiny grinds, which are all completely cosmetic and irrelevant for competitive. Also I remember that, but it still takes a while and you have to grind for Celestials

I just kept messing around with the sniper rifle with those bullets that you could control like in Wanted.
And just minigunned the bosses.

MEGA MILK, ABOVE AVERAGE MILK, and LACTOSE INTOLERANCE

not really

the only one that's really hard is the thunder plains one

asdf

Except there's billions of interactions between police and the population annually and less than .1% of them are violent.
Approaching even the majority of those billions as though you're totally going to die escalates minor offenses, especially when a cop right out of the gate is talking down to a person and further agitating the situation instead of just inquiring what's happening, writing a ticket and moving the fuck on.

Wakka's is just fucking annoying, fuck Blitzball in the ass

LIES


I haven't actually played a sigle one past double agent, been meaning to but never got around to it.
dunno about conviction but blacklist looked kinda crappy


BUT I NEED FEELINGS
Or I may as well just play cs

Grim, I know it isn't, that's why I used the blushing picture.

it's easy as shit

You make such a big deal out of choosing what to eat
It's fucking retarded lmao
Just eat something already, fucking Canadian's I swear


Rin's just a bit grumpy

Poor guy hasn't had his daily bowl of cummies


It's pretty great

Now Im just stuck on watching Conan videos
I guess Ive been on a comedy binge


Just go eat some milk and cookies and dont even count the calories

I've actively avoided blitzball since I played it as a young kid and never bothered to look into it so maybe that's true but idk

oh lord


I dont think most cops approach the majority of their interaction as life or death. They're trained to recognize them and respond appropriately.

Except they don't. It kind of wouldn't be an ongoing issue if they responded correctly.

*chuckling

Statistically speaking I won't care and I just won't eat.

WAIT

I'M AN IDIOT

FFXV

Be honest

Which is best?

There aren't really that many games with feelings.
Other than hatred and disgust at your team mates.
That is why I play CSGO.
Although I played Deadlight, like this side-scroller indie zombie thing about a few years ago, that was nice, even though it took me 2 hours to play it through.

He probably just adds that as the "cheese curds" for his poutine.

Well duh lol

osu! and stuff, duh.


Why wouldn't I count them though, I still have 900 left

There are tons of single player games with feelings though
Witcher 3 being the absolute best one.

wait XV isn't available for the PC

Rightmost.

You already know.


So what exactly constitutes as police brutality, and how much of it actually comes to public light then

I don't really know, I usually just weigh stuff on the part as in to how good loot I get.
Although those DS feels.

They all sucked after Double Agent, only the ones prior to DA matter, and of those Pandora Tomorrow I think is the worst.


You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your gender.

That only goes for the first one though.

You could have gone for the middle, lord knows she's still big lol

"Brutality" specifically means any physical use of force that's unjustified, ie the majority of fatalities.
Any and all forms of police misconduct and abuse of power are inherently bad.
I don't see how this is confusing.

I would pick male anyways.

Easy mode does sound nice though.

I would play the no man's sky foundation update if it didn't run like shit

Pretty much, I think it goes Chaos Theory > Original > DA

And mostly for the DLC, although DS2 and Lucatiel.

skulletina a cute

Pretty neat but still nowhere near the Gwyn fight feels

of course. But I love Yukari.


I'm confused because I'm thinking one specific thing is the problem and you're thinking it's the bigger thing including the specific thing. I don't think it's a huge problem because I'm pretty unaware of it tbh
You're saying it's a major problem but do you have any numbers you can give me?

I don't see much difference tbh

lulz

even for a 2hu she's p unique

I completely agree with this list.
Did you ever play the shitty PSP one? I don't even remember what it's called.

True, also DS3 with Anri of Astora.

Yukarin's power had the absolute least amount of thought put into it and it's so fucking great holy shit.

I've played so many games when I ask for suggestions, 80% of what I get is stuff I've already beaten and the other 20% is shit

Yeah no

...

That's pretty much Tom Bombadil for you.

WUT

NIGGA


PORTALS

...

Nope, never even owned one
Or PS
or Xbox
or nintendo
or wii
or anything else I'm forgetting that isn't masturrace
I was a humble kid and shit
I also absolutely hate using gamepad on anything that isn't dark souls.


Don't tell anyone but I have never actually played past abyss watchers.
not sure why I stopped, I have played further into the game with friends but never completed it solo, when it got released I never bought it because everyone bitched about multiplayer being broke

Because no criminal action or inquiry is even reported for "misconduct" as opposed to fatal uses of forces, it's outright impossible to know the numbers. It's entirely based on victim reporting, be it social media or actual journalism. But to say police misconduct is in no way a problem, is just wilful ignorance.

Pick one.
Just because it's poorly thought out, incredibly vague, and ridiculously overpowered, doesn't mean it's generic.

IT ISN'T PORTALS OR TELEPORTS YOU FUCKING TOOLS, IT'S THE MANIPULATION OF BOUNDARIES.

Just play witcher 2, it's good.

continue suggesting me games plz

God damn today was boring.


Hey, I'm apparently semi-tolerable for one person here.
What an accomplishment.

I can't get it to work, it keeps crashing whenever I try to start a new game

i tried to skate on a hill and promptly slid down it into a huge puddle

but that's not her power

it's portals

you can teleport with portals but you can't portal with teleporting


of course it's a problem.
but how major


MANIPULATION OF BOUNDARIES IS EVEN MORE UNIQUE


thank god you didn't drown

...

IF YOU CAN CONCEPTUALIZE A BOUNDARY, SHE CAN MANIPULATE IT.

THAT IS WHAT HER POWER IS.

Here's a game you might like

Russian Roulette
Hopefully you win and end your fucking life already


No wonder you got that malnourished Auschwitz tranny look going on


The only kind of protein that nigga likes


Don't you ever have a cheat day and like go full Swedish Fish and eat everything in sight?

You should at least do it once a month
It feels so good eating and not worrying about shit

ITS
EPIC

The Talos principle is also pretty solid
Not too rpg-ish, kinda portal styled.

o-oh. Makes sense.
It was really only good for filling in some light back story about Fisher anyway.

...

I ran out of motivation too, but pretty much further, I still need to set it all right.
Don't really know about that "jap-western" considering that there isn't many games similar to it, just feel like all Jappie to me considering all of those blade fighting games they put out all the time.

THAT IS BROKEN AS FUCK AND I haven't even seen the show.

i'm not retarded just stupid

beat it

On a side note I lost 12 pounds in 2 weeks

Fucking magic bruh

At least my tummy is back to being flat and my cheekis are breeki anymore

I used to have a ripstik
I tried ripping over a manhole

LOST ALL CONTROL

CHUBBY YOUNG GRIM SKIDDING ACROSS THE PAVEMENT

LAUGHTER ALL AROUND ME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I NEVER SAID IT WASN'T.
I SAID IT WAS POORLY THOUGHT OUT AND THAT MADE IT AWESOME.


SEE


That's not why, I don't gain weight anyway.


IT'S SO RIDICULOUS THAT IT'S AMAZING.


IT'S NOT A SHOW IT'S A GAME.

It's impossible to know since police departments and the DOJ intentionally doesn't keep numbers of complaints but since the majority of the population, irregardless of race, has some experience with it, it's safe to say that it's pretty epidemic.

idunno about that

I will look into it though, ask some police officers and journalists alike

grim
i slid 20 houses down into the intersection puddle
i understand
i want to die at least 5x more than normal


sounds gaay af

You're gay as fuck, you dickmunching shitlord.

onto the street?!?!

Impressive.
You on some kind of diet/exercise plan?

...

high 5

i love fat fucking vagina


yes generally people live on streets that connect to intersections

You might wanna make a list it would make things easier.


I HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME THEN BUT IT still sounds broke.


Thank god for wikis


The final boss being a combination of all those sacrificed to flame including "possibly" the chosen undead kinda motivates me.
I kinda wanna fight me.

...

Cocaine is one helluva drug.

You consist exclusively on a diet of smegma.

hopefully none of the drivers that saw you live around

when I skidded it was a good 5mi away from my house

please stop

At least one of her spell cards she is completely and utterly invincible during, and you literally just have to stall the spell timer out.

And otherwise she just uses it to teleport everywhere, because when you're basically the queen bitch of the world you just cannot be fucked to talk.

...

Ah well, I'll probably continue it at some point.
Although I've started way too many games by now, and they keep on piling up.
Send help.
Anyhow time for bed, g'night Echo.

if I listed every game I've ever beaten fam it would take me like 5 hours just to think of everything and write that shit down

"SHE'S SO POWERFUL SHE CAN DO THIS VAGUE THING"

L A M E

...

Well I guess one could say death is a boundry.


I know the feel
Sweet dreams.


Did you try google?

...

i'm sorry must be your chick suckin yo dirty dick
tristan's dick is pretty clean and i'm not into cucking

no one is awake when it's cold and freezing rain at 9pm
i am safe.

I'm a smegma farmer.

You probably eat his ass.

You're Canadian

Same shit lmao

That kind of mindset will fuck you over when you go past 30 fam
Don't think your fast metabolism will last forever


Cut back on alcohol and dont smoke as much weed now which leads to no more munchies

Breakfast is just coffee, some fruit, and spinach/tomatoes
Lunch is what I normal eat
Dinner is more fruit and some milk

I dont eat fast food anymore
I got spooked cause I was getting a lil belly and had some fat cheeks on my face

My biggest fear tbh is getting fat, oh and also having a kid


^W^

Spinach and Tomatoes fam
Never lets me down


Dude, I havent done coke in like 4 months
I miss it tbh

tru dat

make sure your hair's fully dry

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gg science

God no he wants to eat mine.


don't make me dish u out a hot pile of asswoop soto


i'm aite
i had really cold water soak thru all of my clothing so i'm sitting here complaining my back hurts and going to get pizza

okay, guess I've got something to play for a while

my card

Looking like you have a beard from all of his butt pubes stuck to your face and between your teeth.

what are we lookin at here


I had some the other day and it gave me some nasty heartburn

and I usually dont get it from pizza

makes me wonder if the age of the food itself affects that

lol at least I dont bleed every month

Fucking inferior ass female
Enjoy your lower wages lmao

If you can't tell, I really like Yukarin and her completely bullshit and poorly worded power.


That wasn't the argument.
You were saying it's generic, when it's something that has literally never been done before.

Yes it's vaguely worded, but that makes it way more awesome than just "portals" or "teleport."


She's basically just the queen bitch of Gensokyou, like.

encounter with minmus

Speaking of bullshit vaguely worded powers, Remilia's also pretty bullshit.
"Manipulation of Destiny."

Like.

...

So every other character with vaguely defined abilities is unique because of it?

I'm going to continually state how happy I am not being on any lists, until I'm eventually added to one.

Remi is cute

That's all that matters

The kid over Heart is the best Captain Planet because the fuck does that even mean.

Just diet changes then? Surprising.
I've been trying to slim down for a while, and I can't really do it without getting a ton of cardio in between. And I can't do that as much during the summers because it gets up to 120F/50C here. Shit sucks.

that isnt even a good comeback
come on tsuchi
anyways howre you


take some tumtums


buddy you rlly dont know shit about me
i have never had a period because i dont have working ovaries you inferior fucking halfbreed
i'll enjoy staying at home or working doing something i love, enjoy your shitty ass 9-5 job and half-enjoyed marriage, followed by a probable down spiral of cocaine and heroin


moogo why'd you leave

Oh is this like the 2ho shit
I actually don't even know what game we're talking about but it sounds relatively fun.

Pretty decent. Getting over a cold. You?

...

Oh never mind, I'm on Sci's. Plan ruined.

Her powers are pretty clearly defined.


It is 2hu, yes.

claustrophobic

lot of 'there's a lot of people in here' floating around

doesnt help that im rather bipolar

as i said to grim my back rlly rlly hurts
im hungry too
besides that fine, i get tomorrow off

oh okay thats fair reason
if you ever wanna come and chill and leave feel free too just hit me up in discord for an invi again

Flood

Blame your problems on being front heavy to flatter yourself.
Go make something to eat, you laggard.

See these posts

Did you really have to add the spaces between links and texts of his own posts?

a mod on /s4s/ made it for me

översvämning

Yes, it's vaguely, and poorly worded.

Because it is worded as the manipulation of boundaries.

But that very clearly defines her powers as the manipulation of boundaries.
Instead of just being some form of teleportation, or barrier construction, she can just do everything ever because as long as you can conceptualize the boundary, she can manipulate it.

Yes.

But you can't be vague and clearly defined at the same time. They're literally opposites

inundar

People go to /s4s/?

Well I am pretty skinny already but I can tell when my tummy is getting a bit outta hand.

How much do you work out a day? Or do you even go outside? lol
You arent gonna lose shit without some physical workout

I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A TRAP

lol nice meme

I gave em to a family member that needed em more

its ok it was acute anyway

inondation

But you can be clearly defined by vague wording.

overstroming

I did for a short time.

Or they had some sort of issue resulting in their removal, ie cysts.

No, no you can't

You can't be clear and vague at the same time, they're opposites how do you not get this?

לְהַצִיף

hehe xd
i blame them on sliding down an icy wet hill at maximum velocity hitting every bump along the way

my food is in the microwave


lonely cunt lol

no, i have a vagina, i have always had a vagina, i just have had a seriously bad case of ovarian cysts since i was about 12


you will live

I FOUND FUCKING TOBLERONE YES

Oh is that why she got mad? lmao

In a way that's good though, kids are shit

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look at the lokatas beautiful payload ready to greet the tiny yogurt moon below.

lemme know if things die down

बाढ़

Is it the new or old shape?

Also don't get caught with your bead in the liter box.

i would like to adopt a child instead yes
i also dont have proper lining so it would be dangerous to get pregnant

I'd say "gross" but I've found myself digging through the /trash/ a lot lately.

Don't worry, I'll carry Tristan's baby for you

It'll be just the right amount of fucked up for everyone

...

old

what's that mean

ջրհեղեղ

Jesus christ just how fucked up is your reproductive system anyways?

Lay off the drugs

They made you top heavy obvs.

At least cook real food.


Doesn't seem like she's mad about it.

Because if someone's power is defined as the ability to Verb Nouns, then it's safe to infer that they verb nouns.
Yukarin manipulates boundaries.

That's very, very clear.

But it could be any combination of verbs and nouns, hence it is vague and not well defined

Not both

Why ?


I dunno

tober john says it

yea man i sure will
if you want to ever come back to, we can give you your own channel and perms so you can only drag what you want in there
stuff like that
i'm actually surprised tha there's like 7-8 people a night in chat, it's insane


thank you my darling
i'm ready

i['ve always been sick
it's extremely painful and why i didn't go to school as often as i would have liked to.
always in the gynecology office and stuff. surgeries. examinations.
it's actually awful when you're like 11 and shit. super awful.


:(
i'm warming up pizza nad beef stew because thats whats in the fridge

I go for a run with my dog every other day or so, with some exceptions of course. Also do a bit of weight lifting at home for the upper body workouts and such. Not much else though. My room mate won't let me bum off of his gym membership and I don't wanna pay for my own.

I've always been a bit of a chubby bastard, but about 10 months ago I gained a lot of weight and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for doing that. At my worst I was about 260, now I'm around 205. Hoping to at least get down to about 175 within the next 6 months or so.

Np fam, you're both cool in my book

The beef stew sounds decent at least.
Now I kind of want to make some in a crock pot.

I need more pretty gifs.

Jesus Christ.

flud

wpw thats amazing
good job man!! no joke, shits hard to do


UWU ilu ian

I'm honestly kind of worried I weighed in at 170 last time I went to the doctor. I try to aim for 160.

thicc

not everyone is a manlet tsuchi
205 is healthy if you're tall enough

post furry wallpapers and make people angry

Woah woah, we haven't even had a threesome yet, don't start with the love shit

my worst was 210 now im 210

*meth addict

I mean, it is winter.
Something satisfying about getting a bowl with a handle on the side and filling it with hot soup/stew that you continually hold, sip, and eat.

UWU

My drama folder is lacking

meth man

I'm thoroughly convinced you've gone full retard here.

Yukari has the ability to manipulate, that is alter, move, control or otherwise influence, any boundary.

The other combinations literally don't matter.
And even if they did, even if you chose words that disagree, say "run apples," your power is still clearly defined as the ability to run apples, even if that doesn't make sense, and is probably not very useful.

The power itself is defined in a way that doesn't leave any misunderstandings, because all there is to understand is her control over conceptual, and physical, borders.

But it's very poorly worded, and so instead of being any specific subset of "Boundary" or any specific subset of "manipulate" it's every subset of both.

It is very clearly defined, in an incredibly vague wording.

...

Shitty inside jokes and equally shitty porn.

thats really nice thank you for the offer

That's not really bad at all.


Are we still saying "fatshaming" is somehow bad?

rin calm down

Inundación detectada

Awoo?

Boundary and manipulate are vague, hence the entire concept is vague

You can try to define it more concretely, but in the end since it isn't well defined it will always be vague and pointless

how many cute boys that i've never met ?

Drama as in what?

Inondation détectée

As in drama.

i have a nessie ladle

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also yeah, the only reason i'm having it is because i'm freezing after deep diving int oa puddle of cold water

this is why touhou is shit except for waifus

Anyway.
It's late.
I'm tired.
I'm going to sleep.

Dewa.


I'm heading to sleep anyway.


How are either of those things vauge.

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have a good sleep

How come everyone makes fun of Tsuchi for doing meth and no one gives me shit for trying meth a couple of times back in the day

Fucking double standard


How's the cold treating you fam?


Jesus christ man, and I thought my dick tumor was bad but to be honest it never did cause any problems other than just being a bump on my foreskin

Your story reminds me of some chick in HS who told me she had ovarian cysts when she was little and mustered up the courage to tell me when she was little she went to go pee and like blood and puss came out and she had to go to the hospital. Though me being in HS when she said she pissed out blood and puss I laughed so hard and she got so embarrassed and pissed at me then didnt talk to me for like 2 weeks. So lolz

We still ended up fucking though


Oh you're quite the pudgy lil boy arentcha?

205 aint bad but you can keep going, just remember you arent going to lose it all in like a month
This shit takes time

Patience is a virtue

what haven't you tried fucker

?

Überschwemmung erkannt

Maybe in your dreams you actually shave that hideous unibrow of yours

depends on your height bud
if you're a foot shorter than a real man that's probably normal :^)


methspider*

Oh
Doesn't really happen anymore


Because you don't LOOK like a meth addict

Flood gedetecteerd

on trash

*method man

That's kind of cute, albeit childish.
I like the tea infuser one.


It's 70 degrees here.

I don't know if awoo and uwu are that much different tbh

What, the series made by one guy isn't fully fleshed out? No wonder

Boundary can be physical, metaphysical, mental. It can be literally anything that restricts anything else

Manipulation is in itself vague, hence why there are more specific verbs like "mould" and such. "Manipulating" metal is much more vague than "forging" it, hence why more than one word exists to specify the same action.

In what world is 5'11" short, let alone a foot shorter than anyone else?

Yeah, I know.
I fucking hate it too, honestly, but I'm trying to get my life back together.

Trust me, I know. And really, losing the weight wasn't even the hard part. The hardest part was actually just motivating my ass to get up and do something.
Reason I ended up taking in my neighbors dog when they didn't want her anymore. Little fucker hates being inside during the cooler months.

Oh shut the fuck up.

See, the problem with me is that I am something of a manlet though.

Once again, I know that all to well.

Drama is to as Faggot is to Candyass.

The average male weight is 195.5 pounds


thank you google

FAT FUCKS

No.

why do you hate me

Then I have no reason to go.

Does that exclusively include currently living men?

It's time to trim the fat.

I guess inclusive to would be a better choice of words.

Heroin
fentanyl

Uhh...I think thats about it

Those are 2spooki


Is Tsuchi missing teeth or something?
That nigga isnt even skinny as shit
HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN SEEN A METH ADDICT

BOIIIIIIIIIII


I MEANT THE COLD LIKE THE SICKNESS YOU WHITE NIGGER


Just keep at it man
Gambatte and all that jazz


Holy shit I must be underweight

you fucking nigger

I had sex with one, it's still a meme. He was a retired porn star.

Lol Soto I had a guy get in an accident in Moreno Valley earlier

It's so fun telling people I know exactly where they're talking about when they try to pull shit on me

I have no idea what its going off of.

seems high


You're just super small.

thats kinda rude

i've been super sick all my life so it's kind of like just another thing to add to the shitpile


they're all super cute


both are acceptable


i'm 5'1


I was up to 300+ when i was depressed in HS and now i'm down to far far under that
dropped almost a 100lbs in a year
walking a dog is a great way to get something done, especially losing weight

Sometimes I really want to play those games because waifus
But then I remember that the series is so full of shit and not actually fun
Also uwu is an emoji


No idea what that said
Went way over my head uwu


Is that by country or just the entire world?


Excuse me I have watched every season of Breaking Bad pretty sure I know what meth addicts look like

It's just taking cold medicine and that mortifying feeling of like a cup of snot being cleared from your sinuses an hour.

...

When will leftist doctors realize the potential of a simple crystal meth subscription to speed up the metabolism of overweight people?

I'm not a huge fan of either tbh

Bullet hells are not meant to be "fun"

I DON'T WEEB SHIT, LLOYD.

Today's yuri releases.

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Drama was a filter for the word for the word furry a while back same way the word candy-ass was a filter for the word faggot.

b-but

...

I may or may not have just ordered the tea infuser Nessie.

Well, you also have the inferior chromosomes that make you short so nanananabooboo stick your head in doodoo.

dank


probably because of the addiction

...

I'm certainly up for suggestion, my mind isn't fixed

Remove Feet

lold

מבול מזוהה

I dunno dude I've got this one weeb game that's kinda bullet hell and it's super fun

I remember when you exclusively posted that blonde anime idol girl though uwu


Has 4chan died yet?
I always assume whatever I don't frequent has reached death.

the real world, tiny.

It's okay, I'm only saying it to bust Tsuchi's balls anyway.

...

Flood opdaget

Literally just the first thing google pulled up.

I don't know.


I need them for walking.

AHAHAHAHAH thats ADORABLE

also i'm super disapointed, my ma is 5'7 and my pa is 5'11, but i'm so short. at least i'm not as short as my grandparents who were 5'4 and 4'8

it's cute

Acquire tank treads.

Glad to hear it

What is?

Also my mom is 6'0 and my dad is 6'1, but my older sister is like 5'4 and I'm 5'11 so I think it's kinda more likely that girls are short

Because I hate being called thicc. It's weird. Really weird.

Don't worry, I will.

Also
That thing will die in 6 months.

Even while I was in high school, I think at worst I was like... 220? something like that. So yeah, I feel you there.
This fucking dog is so weird and so high maintenance for a german shepherd/husky mix, but yeah she's a good exercise partner.

Because amphetamines mess with your head too much, and are highly addictive.

Yeah her she's p cute
If her hair was blue she could even be best girl


Makes me sad every time.

...

You can die so easily from that shit

jfc fam enjoy your aids
I never really hung out around tweakers cause they're sketchy
My best friends cousin did meth occasionally but I have known him for like years so I trusted him and we'd just kick it in his garage while he'd jum on his mixer and DJ for hours on and I'd be playing vidya for hours lmao


Around what part?
Niggas always be crashing here


I'm not even that small you fat piece of shit


Yeah, I apologized afterwards and invited her over to watch some movies and we ended up making out for hours and she gave me a handjob and I sorta came too early and got it on her favorite jeans and she got all pissed at me lmao

Ah, good times

Oh there's more? Tell me pls
I'll tell you about my embarrassing sex stories


Eat some food thats spicy as shit
That'll clear your sinuses

Tequila also helps lmao


I fucking lol'd


My 2TB seagate from 2013 is still alive somehow
I also have a 3TB HDD thats still kicking too lol

its a compliment

Life must be grand being a moon of Saturn.


Don't judge me, you little shit.

Is that for just your grandmothers or like one set of them?
Every male in my family is anywhere from 5'9" to 6'2" and the women, barring one grandmother, are under 5'4".

I bet Karme's tummy chub is cute

It was a one time thing. I only learned he was an addict after he started smoking it afterwards.

That shade of blue is too dark
But we appreciate you coming on the show; we'll be sending you off with a free iPad Mini

I was meme-ing.

Do u know anything about Mount Kailash


See above

Are you from /lewd/?

You thought lightning never strikes the same place twice.

But...


I'm about to show you.

its HIGH VROOM

That just makes your nose run.
It's already doing that on its own and I'm getting it to stop doing that.

Just off Heacock, I don't remember the cross-streets

/me shrug

I'm probably at least 5 inches bigger than you.


y doe

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is that the robot from flubber?

Yes

I tried to forget this movie existed.

If you don't want it pls say so, we could feed a small village with how costly these are


I am the opposite of easily excitable.


No, but I also thought he resembled her once

Not from what I've seen.

what the fuck

how could you forget that movie. it shaped my childhood

Wat

Bye.

It's part of the Movie anniversary skill line.

I went through 2 1TB Seagate drives in my last rig after owning it for 3 years. Yet my grandmother's Windows Vista pre-built shitbox is still kicking since I swapped in a WD Blue drive into it 6 years ago.
And yes, before you ask I'll probably install 7 on it next time I'm over on the other side of the valley.

It's still weird for me.

It's not.

Oh, okay.
It's a sacred place for a lot of religions for reasons I don't give a shit about.
Also, no.

Did you at least use a condom?

I never smoked it cause the crack pipes looks so sketchy, I would just snort it and boy did that shit burn like a nigger
kinda ate away at my nasal cavity too

RIP nostrils


Just do what I would do as a kid, stuff tissue paper in both your nostrils and BAM

no more leaking


Oh shit fam, I live on that street

Most likely Heacock and Perris, they always crash on that street


How tall are you?

can i see your boipucci

Goodbye Trevor.

I just meant the first part, not the part about Mount Kailash. Grim is the brown person.

Of course he did. BB with strangers is probably the most retarded thing a person my age could do.

5 11

:( i dont wanna be short


those are my two favourite dog breeds oh my gosh
that sounds super high maintenance


i have a half folded lung and uh
i had a cyst in my neck from a birth defect? it was infected and popped one day so i had it removed, then they botched the surgery and paralyzed my vocal chords
final year of HS i was only there for 40 days lol

i'll judge u if i please
thats my grandpa and my grandma
my other grandparents my memaw is 5'6 and i think my grandpa was like 6'
altho he fucked off before i was even born, my step grandpa was like 6'5 even tho that doesnt count lol

You'll learn to love it eventually

I'll judge your face with one of those wooden mallets.

That's just an altogether short family.
Maybe you can get your own show on TLC like Test.

AHAHAAHHAhahahahHAHhahahahAHHHA
that was super funny holy shit


:(( tristan will never be abl to burry his fac in myh bewbs

Oh I dont care much about computers
I have like Windows 8 something

I built a 1700 dollar rig just to shitpost, watch anime, and hentai

Im not even kidding, I dont play video games


Oh, he fucked you
He mustve lasted hours while on that shit

At least youre smart about safe sex


Nigga, youre just 1 inch taller than me

Calm the fuck down


Holy shit, that sounds pretty shitty

Well my pee pee hole is a little bigger than normal and lower than normal but no one ever notices. The only downside to that is that I cant shoot my goo since the opening is bigger than normal it just oozes out pretty quickly but it isnt anything too bad

Sucks my dick had like so many problems but thankfully its still fully functional

No.

Oh. Mkay

Yep. Not only is the dog alone high maintenance (and did I mention just outright weird?), but having the dog in my apartment makes the entire apartment high maintenance and I end vacuuming the entire place at least twice a week.

...

why not

It wasn't that long.

Damn bro

Sounds like youre standards are about as low as mine lmao

You're like 5'5


It made him leave

i mean just cum inside and theres no problem


even more exercise!

Diet is more important than exercise.

so grab a coke zero and then eat whatever the fuck you want

I forgot to add this to the post.

lmao fucking says who?
Nigga if youre gonna talk shit at least know your shit first


I always wear a condom though

I dont want no kids
I can barely take care of myself
Besides I cant MAKE the girl get an abortion if she does get pregnant, well I could punch her in the belly really hard and hope for the best lmao


I have never seen a skinny person drink a diet coke

And yet, I'm over here slowly spending up to about $2K on a rig that's focusing more on the external aesthetics over raw performance. Not kidding. i5-6600K and a 6GB GTX1060 is what it's gonna be packing, but I'm also doing NZXT X52 AIO liquid cooking and 140MM fans from CoolerMaster that glow red and plug into the fan/LED controller that comes with the case I bought.
Those fans are like $20 each. Not kidding. And I'm going to have 3 of them in the front of the case.

I'll admit I'm pretty gay and all, but not that kind of gay.

Pretty much

Depends on your end goal, really.

my mother loves this show


do not do that that is super painful oh god

i guess condoms work
and ya ur kind of a mess

Ian was the one who talked shit.


Thats because fat people think they can eat whatever they want if they drink one.

I can swim two miles and then negate it completely by eating bad.

Unless I grab a coke zero

4

5

Reality TV sucks.
Anyways, I'm leaving. Have fun.

Why do asian tiddies look better than white tiddies ?

goodbye forever tsuchi

nice

haha yeah no
shoo shoo

Stop being retarded.

On second thought, the X62 is a full 280mm rad, and that will fit in the top of my case nicely. 240mm will just leave extra space open in the top.

I can't swim for shit, so props to you.
Though, I've been trying to work on that since I moved into this apartment complex since it has a pool for us to use and it's open all year.

mah nigga
lemme try to find my specs cause Im too lazy to type it out


lol nah, I aint that mean

Yeah. I always practice safe sex cause my mommy always told me to wear a rubber, cause that dumb bitch never probably wore one and popped a kid ever other year lmao


IAN ALWAYS BULLIES ME THOUGH

Just cause that niggas like 6'7 dont mean shit


Flat chests are the best dude

Why do you think I like Wish so much
maybe its cause she looks like a 12 yr old :^)

Stop having bottom of the barrel shit tier baby taste.

...

I-I'll show you mine If you show me yours~ >///

bruh

Apparently our new HR lady is a bitch.

...

Thanks


I teach people how to swim and coach a small swim team :)

I can give small tips


Go ahead and point to me where I said anything about boob size please.

Get of my dick.

safe smex is safe

Can you teach me how to put on a swim cap?

Just flip it inside out and fill it with water and then have someone drop it on you.

Get all of you hair inside of it.

tiny aereolas?

I can think of maybe 3 asian porn stars with big ass tiddies. Most of the asians I know in real life are flat as a board

no

Does that actually work?


But I have a lot of hair...

Besides they didn't do that in Umaru-chan

Yes.

what is it about asian tiddy that he like then

I don't like hers for some reason.


google.com/search?q=asian boobs&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=988&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi0p66soLnRAhVJrVQKHa6KCUcQ_AUIBygC#imgrc=6Ut8z1P2nqFZ0M:


Also you like fucking Mei

you're literally being a hypocrite

Asian tiddies tend to be a cute size

Does that work for condoms too?

Put your hair in a bun or something.

big tid

I didnt notice my CPU cooler was kinda loose so it technically wasnt cooling shit lmao

Honto ni baka


So like Im watching seasonal anime with my little brother like always and we're scoping out shit to watch and I dl'd Gabriel drop out and showed him the preview and he's like "Oh is this one of those cute animes that literally rely on just the cuteness alone to be interesting?"

I was laughing so hard when he said that
15 yrs old and already talking like /a/


THE COOLER WASNT COOL ENOUGH TO COOL MY CPU

lol it was a bit loose
Its all daijoubu now tho

I have not tried, but I imagine it would be harder.

Gross
Dfc for life

Revy you will never be a girl irl

what is it now

Maybe
But I do have tits

mei is a cartoon and doesn't even look asian trevor
you know asians are known for small tits
dont pretend to be retarded

tid

Ehh? Should I butter it first?

Was he happy that he was wrong about it? :3


You should try it and report back with the results ^^

asian tits are superior

fact

i really fucking hate asians

No

who cares about asian tits when you can have snake tiddies

You assumed I was talking about small tits.

I wasn't.

You then started talking about how I have shit baby taste for not liking what you like.

Asian people can have big tits its not my fault you assumed i'm automatically talking about small tits.

At this point I don't even care if i'm wrong or not.


just fuck off and stop talking to me

Why would I use a condom?
Dogs don't give humans STDs.

You dun goofed.

But yeah, NZXT's new liquid coolers look amazing and I wanna see this thing glowing inside of my machine when it's on. And they're also nearly silent, which is nice.
Pic related. RGB LED cpu block.

My rig is far from finished and my battlestation setup is still a mess. So no.
Unless you wanna look at an empty case and some parts I haven't taken out of their boxes yet.

AMD. Don't expect much else.

While I appreciate the offer, all it comes down to is my endurance. Just gotta get in better shape and I shouldn't have too many problems.

You have my curiosity now.

squash: the post

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alright crybaby bitchboy
let me know when you're off your period

You can be my dog.

Coconut oil.


wow it turns out people get upset when you insult them

I think I make for a better cat though...


You butter your bread with coconut oil?

you're usually able to detect banter

I know people bigger than you that can swim for about an hour nonstop.

...

like 30

Is that bad?


Pic or it didnt happen


Yeah he says "animes" alot
I dont really correct him though, I should get on that

We havent watched it, we sorta set it to the side and ended up binge watching Conan videos

Yeah NZXT is sexy as shit
I almost wanted to fuck my rig and use my cum as the thermal paste tbh

naw thats good

No

it goes in your hair


Okay Boo.

A cat is fine too.


*Pets*

What's there to curiosity

You just want to see my tits

...

Wait hold on
Somebody having different sexual tastes than me aren't subhumans that need to be reviled?

HOLY SHIT AMAZING

Is Gabriel Drop Out good though?

I kinda dont wanna watch it and my brother asked me if there's anything better to watch lmao


YUKATTA


I wanna see if Im more girly than you are lmao

do you plan on getting a lady when you're in china

But it's AotS dude.


But the bun goes in your hair too...


I thought you were a dog fucker though?

Bitch I know I am.

*Pats*


Eh.

that's just hurtful
sorry man

DON'T EVEN JOKE
YOU'RE BEING ABSURD

What?

You do whatever you think works.

...

That's enough

Everybody's different.

Most vidya isn't even that CPU intensive to begin with.
AMD chips still suck though. Last two builds I had were based on AMD CPU's and that was only because I didn't want to spend the money in the product Intel had out at the time. Price for performance just wasn't there. You get what you pay for, really.

I wanna see how cute you are IRL.

That's what you said about Flip Flappers and New Game
Then you dissapointed me harder than I dissapointed my parents

You need better form.

You're not picky?

Would you go full TP and fuck an owl?


But I'm not the swim coach, you are.


Literally what is wrong with either of those?!

Besides, Sweetness and Lightning was way better than New Game.

I've heard Chinese girls have problems; we've been over this, I think. But I'm open to it

What's up, anyway, 0poster?

Avians aren't really my thing.

So go fail and then I'll yell at you for doing it wrong.

not much
whatup with you my squidman

Send me cute pics Pops

I'm very cute
People tell me I'm lucky I'm so cute because I'm a bitch and there's a lot wrong with me

vapings not that bad for you right?

what cooler are you usin

p bad

I have none on hand.

Depends on how hardcore you are.

What about like, a lion or a horse?


Can I sit on your lap while you fix it for me? :3

...

Do something then!

Just woke up and am attempting to interject into conversions because I'm awful and don't have anything of my own interesting enough to talk about.

No all the parents are watching and I have to look professional.

its late and my back hurts umu
i dont wanna do anything

also u can always post boobs boobs r good convo starter

not as bad as cigarettes
don't bother if you're not using it to quit tobacco products

I would fuck a lion.


You used that last night.

Yeah, more than likely.

Chinese girls will lose their shit if you try to break things off with them. Even if the relationship sucked for everyone involved, expect your shit to be broken, and expect to get at least a few injuries.

I want to see for myself though. :>

I am

Lungs are supposed to look like rock candy right?

anyone want a discord

If you don't want my help though I will stop nagging you.

Its too hard over the internet anyways.

I'll leave to use the washroom and then you can excuse yourself like, 5 minutes after.


That's some crazy hardcore dominance.

I'll take it.

...

I would also fuck a bear. They seem cuddly.

lying down and sleeping is something

But I ahve this fancy new folder that is actually a guy

I don't think I want to post pictures at the moment

I cannot leave in the middle of my class.

discord.gg/MNfWH

My little brother doesnt like Moe so go complain to him

I could watch it but it's not one of my favorite genres

I didnt even see Sweetness and Lightning, sounds liek some lesbian mahou shoujo bullshit


I dont remember but I do have a picture of it I think

Yeah, well you didn't use me last night.

Oh I thought I was being given a random server.

i guess if it works for you

F A N C Y
i have this cute folder

ill take the blame for trying to sound hip

Also I kind of want to travel to other places for long periods of time after China, and being in a relationship would make that difficult.

I might go to Japan after, but I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weeb

You should of known better.

*rips vape*

That's clearly a girl though

:(


just get an iCare mini and some cheap 8 nic juice

I've always wondered if a bear is soft and squishy or if their bellies are actually really firm.


Just say you have to go potty.


Flip Flappers wasn't even a moeblob series though.

Sweetness and Lightning was the one with the little kid that eats a lot of tasty food.

why sad face

Round bellies that are somewhat firm with a layer of fat are best.

Daily reminder that the moment you ever step foot in japan you are henceforth branded a weeb for all eternity.

And the go into the girls room because i'm a women.

Trying to explain how to properly swim seems borderline possible over the internet anyways. And seeing as you live at least a state away from me, I'd say that makes it more difficult. (You ARE on the west coast, right?)

I'm not asking for nudes or anything like that. But I understand where you're coming from though. Whenever you're ready, I guess.

I joined. You're welcome.
I'm Chirunobyl, just so you all know.

Japan is pretty nice, not gonna lie. I'd go there to check out the car culture and all it's weirdness over any other weeb shit, personally.
Maybe get a chance to get behind the wheel of my dream car while it's still illegal to import here in the states.

I think my body fat percentage is pretty low so I don't think I fit into that at all ^^


Yeah, no problem. What's wrong with that?

Newport beach California.

Don't worry. You aren't my type.

My penis isn't female.

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