*serves the ball*

*serves the ball*

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yes

also cute gif

at least I think so I feel hungry

Eachother
H-holding hands.


He isn't L E W D like you !

*hufs*

oh PUUUULEASE

Thanks I saved it off /a/ while I was drunk and saving literally every gif.

Also it's not cute she looks like a skeleton

Too cute.

Dial it back pls.

Yeah but you look at pee-pees and like it...

you're damn fucking right I do.

Iwent for quick food sub today

That's way more lewd...

I'd say it's pretty similar in lewdness to the one I have in that subtle cap. especially when you consider how young the girl in that cap looks...

It's not lewd if it's a trap

moar pls~


no


me 2 !

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this isn't about hands anymore

Yuri is pure, and honest, and subtle is a sweet, cute, young, respectable girl!

No, we've progressed to pee-pees and vajayjays.

and I'm gonna suck her sweet, cute, young, respectable cock.

Gros.

it'll be disgusting.

i can't supervise this
someone hold my hand

please.

/hold

More what?

wat?

God damn it I stop paying attention for thirty seconds and you people start grabbing each other's vaginas.

very motherly

adorable gif like dat

big

fat

pussies

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You guys have gone far too lewd for me, so I'm outtie.

gomen

Like which, specifically

pls no puffy vulva

*holds motherly*

all

Have some respect for the cuteness index.

You guys have yet to go far too lewd for me, so I'm here.

everyone remain calm. her vision is based on movement. just stay still.

rip in pips

I don't have any of those though

/lewds irresponsibly

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slimy zerg abuser

*can't. aaaah*

What the heck?


TOSHINO KYOUKO!!!!!1

moar others then!

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I like my non-gelatinous form though

Other WHAT

zerg is almost as broken as terran

cutes

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Everything is broken when it comes up against you.

I don't have any of those

Also most of my anime girl gifs are just girls dancing

How have I still not watched S3?

Because you're a baka probably.

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moar of those 2

yes

no

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that's moar like it.

Kat buffs when neru

I'm about to lock my cats up at night. I can't sleep like this.

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sure w/e kat is shit

You're being kept awake by cats

Loud, or pawing at you?

double dagger damage

where did the hp go

Am sleepy, doushio?

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Loud.
One sleeps in the cabinet and slams the doors a lot trying to get in them.


Lewd

adorable~

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but das whats happening

tfw sleep schedule finally restored

I envy you.
Mom is coming up to help me with some documents.

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I'd be loud too if I slept with you ;3

How sexual.

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Sleep, it's what I'm not doing.

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Calm yourself.

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So sup?

Up way too early, first day of school is today.
I'm considering whether it's worth going though since it's just syllabus day.
You?

Just woke up a bit ago.
I have to work on documents here soon.

Sounds dull. I think I'll go to my first class but skip my second.
I'll go to math on Friday instead or something.
got anything lined up for today?

Work. As always.

I have been filling out forms since yesterday and they keep coming in

guhhhh

DONT
SKIP
CLASS

Such a hellish life we have.

Tales of Berseria comes out in two weeks !?

Why are there so many of those games?

I have a horrid truancy issue.
I rarely go to math class, I sleep most of it if I do.

Because it's a good series that's been out since SNES?

I skipped class and watched video lectures and ate pastries

last year

I want pastries.

Yeah but it seems to get more modern games than most series, even JRPGs series, even ones that have been around since the SNES. And they seem to mostly be main console releases.

skipping stem classes is a road to failure past precalculus and 101 classes

Because Namco Bandai makes way more money than other JRPG series, and Berseria is a prequel to the one that came out two years ago.

Bandai Namco, sorry.

I have done just fine in my calculus and discrete math classes so far without attending anything but tests.

Passing highschool is easy none of that matters

I don't have truancy issues, I just am a truant, and my teachers hate it because I typically have the highest marks despite it.

Bandai DOES know how to new
Still, there's plenty of JRPG series that sell way more. DQ is the literal COD of Japan for example and has only had a few games in the past decade.

I suppose I should play one of the tales games, I have one on steam I think?

And then I brag about my golden grades on image boards online because I'm in desperate need of acknowledgement.

Based

Here have some free validation

-good job-

I collected at least one of every grade

Did you collect the grade where you get kicked out because you fucked up so hard?

Most collectors forget about that one.

Validation isn't free
It cost you your time and mental well-being

I mean, it'd cost the validator time, but not the validatee

DQ is still just SquEnix, so the funds for that get split between DQ and FF.

Meanwhile Bandai Namco is actually a much larger company and can afford to release these games sometimes annually without a flop being as huge a detriment.

Make sure it isn't Symphonia, it doesn't feel like it was ported well.
Or it just might not have aged well.

But I really enjoyed Zestiria, and I might play through it again before Berseria comes out,


Danke.

Pulls tampon out of penis kindly

nooo

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The validated, aye.
It costs their time to read it and feel some type of way about it too. NOTHING IS FREE!!!!!!!!!

I have also gotten at least one of every grade.

Who did this?

wew

Welcome to the danger zone

True enough, I guess.

Based Bamco at the end of the day. They make good vidya AND feed my plastic crack addiction.

Rip, it is Symphonia. I might just put it off then, I've got too many JRPGs to play anyway and I'm not that big on them in the first place.

Shit, the what, 20 joules it takes to scan their eyes across the page and process it in their brain. I FORGOT about that.

What

How did I get to the danger zone if I never got on the highway?

It's k, you don't have to remember.
That's why they pay me the big bucks

how long will that last though

Well, honestly, Zestiria wasn't ported super well either, not sure if any patches rectified some of the issues, but the controls are a lot more intuitive, and it feels way less slow.

Sympho had a good story, though.
And based loli Presea.

I KNEW IT
I knew the lolis were the only reason you WEEBS played JRPGS

Kind of a bad reason to play ToS, considering based loli doesn't come by until halfway through the game.

She's 28.

Yeah, we all know the lolifags all play disgaea anyway

I've come to the conclusion that blue girls or blue haired girls are the best characters 9/10 times.

Correct.

Or just watch animu like the fricken weeabs they are.

I have only been kicked out once so I am ok so long as I never mess up again.

Etna is an immortal!!!!!

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What?

Oh right
Fukken weebs, gassing them all when

immortally underaged

God bless blue girls


This girl

does she like pp?

Pink ones are okay too.

I do not know but I imagine so


What is that thing?

This is completely correct.
But it's not just true for grills.

school time brb

Tell me about some good blue boys

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I meant, maybe Kamille wasn't the best example. The point is that blue hairs are always best characters, even when it's not about fucking them.

Sistercat.

sister meow

Let's bring it back

Mind you I dunno about every shade of blue. Like dark blue that leans on indigo I don't think so.
Sky blue pretty much always
Regular blue can be hit or miss.


Do you have some other pink ones to back your claim, sistercat

She haunts my dreams.


Yes.

Lemme see em

This one.

LOL

Not sure what you were expecting.

Regular blue > Dark Blue > Skye Blue > Aqua Borderline indigo blue
At least for my experience

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Purple is SHIT.

Something good.


I dunno man
All three of my waifus are sky blue so I'm inclined to say sky blue is best

That is precisely what I supplied.

How long has my name been off for?

I dunno man I'm having trouble thinking of a sky blue character as best as any of the ones I've posted.

plsgo

I hope you didn't lose your fingers reaching into the garbage disposal for your supply

bronze 1 flex

You have a problem with truisms?


The hair was sticking out; I grabbed onto that.

I hear what you're all saying, but.

Chuuni waifu is best waifu regardless of colour.

the more SOA I watch the more it feels like a greek tragedy

A real waifu goes down the garbage disposal with some dignity

Speaking of blue hair it looks like their actually might be enough images of Kamille to make a folder of him, sweet.
I always assumed there wouldn't be for some reason.

Maxo pleb

all the purpleypinkyviolety colours that are not magenta are bestcolours though

magenta is the weird one that nobody should like

My waifu isn't a chuuni.
She also doesn't have blue hair.

I've also never posted her.

Get on my level of sanctity for waifus.

Sayaka has sky blu right?

They are too full of joie de vivre to do that.


Is that your least favorite one?

good morning!

I was mostly joking anyway.
Hair colour obviously isn't important, but anime is shit and horribly trope laden so certain types of characters tend to have similar hair colours. And intelligent, or at least deep, is applied to blue hair. Ergo if your waifu doesn't have blue hair, I guess she's only PROBABLY shit.

Also who even the waifu

ah ok
just say genki next time!

I refuse. I am not one of those weeaboos.

No

There's Japanese characterss in your name


I'm colorblind ;~;

yes
well maybe not really now that I look at it again I think it was just because it reminded me of the awful painting programs with only a few colours and stuffs

itis fine then I think too but

the darker ones are my favourites probably

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you also speak Japanese, to that end
Ri

No, you bwaka, that's glasses. Meganekko means one of two things, either smart af or ditzy af.

She's based esper of emo no character from FF6.

aaa

???

That color reminds me of the '80s, but I guess you are too YOUNG for that.


I certainly do NOT.

Speak dirty to me in Japanese

IT DOES
I have used tstuff from the 80s

Glasses are for sluts.

Also you mean the MC of that game?
Laaaaaaaame

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This is a CHRISTIAN board, thank you very much.


Such as?

You get your new dose explosions yet?

remove snek

It was created by an insane tranny from a godforsaken country

Iguess it was from the 90s actually

New?

I mean.
She's treated like a side character more than anything, it's blatantly about Locke and Edgar, lol.

She's also basically worthless in all of her representations.

Licky?


I remember when that was new to me.

More konosuba
Which I assume would contain more explosions

Sounds pretty based to me

oldddddd
;_;

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SOon(TM)

It was absolutely unnecessary to remind us of how old you are.

Am 12.

MAILING SHIT

JURY DUTY

FUCKING KILL ME

HA HA

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I'm a 10 year old boygirl.

same

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I love this

saved


I ended up postponing it to May
thank god the first postponement is automatic

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I was expecting her to move her hips like that one anime girl that ui likes to post


Hey man, did you ever get your tooth thing sorted out?

What if it becomes more inconvenient then?

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Is he not your friend?

It will not. I have made plans to be with my parents during then. Family member's birthday around that time.

1inch chicken strikes back

Quondam.


The magic box with the moving pictures made me believe that getting out of jury duty is as simple as claiming to be racist; therefore, you cannot be impartial.

I've actually never had it

secretly hoping I get the case of the year

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What went sour

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[links]

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The SASS.


I have managed to escape being summoned so far. I suppose it could be fun if it were like that, but chances are it will be some frivolous shit.


I was not being a good friend.

Thanks bud.

No skin off your bones, I take it
Given the sik bern

We will see.
Also, it seems your predictions were correct about what we discussed earlier. Only time will tell if it becomes cyclic, though.

I would be partial but jews never have to go to court in the first place so

They do, though.
There was one that was bribing police to re-sell gun licenses at an exorbitant cost.

eh?

Yeah, it happens.


I am already descrying glimpses of trouble that remind me of what happened with another person.


This is why I love you.

because the world is run by them and everything is in their favor, etc

4m sent me a 26 page pdf on how to recognize jews

freaked me the fuck out

pdf-archive.com/2013/10/02/how-to-recognize-and-identify-a-jew-part-1/how-to-recognize-and-identify-a-jew-part-1.pdf
here it is neru, I know you want to see it

p2 has 46 pages

ok

pdf-archive.com/2013/10/02/how-to-recognize-and-identify-a-jew-part-2/how-to-recognize-and-identify-a-jew-part-2.pdf

If I disappear tomorrow you'd probably call in sick to find me, right?


From the preview, that pdf looks pretty awful.

Back.

If this did not contain proper punctuation and spelling, I would say Neru wrote it.

I'm on another list now.

Yeah...

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that's great tell us more about it wow

um


hey rude Iam not that extreme

What if deep down
We are all the jew

do as the black man says.

Accurate.

what caused your hate for jewish people in the first place?

Oy vey

Forgive me, mistress.

Why are you awake?

Thanks hun.

Except for the NEETs among us, of course.

I am not good enough with money to be a jew.

LLOYD IS A NEGRO

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he is one of the better negros

are there any bad negros in this community even

Hello

name bad ones

The only good bug is a dead bug.

I think only hermits and losers actually need a guide on recognizing other people

Help I need a guide I can't tell if this is a person?

hi

The Turing Test

Relax there, Philip Sheridan

Me.

What are you doing?

there's no such thing as other people. it's an illusion created by my mind. in reality I am the only person on this planet and my mind went so crazy from isolation I invented a psychosis that other people are on the planet and there's civilization.

youtube.com/watch?v=2mvmHwCxw5A

What's that
A test if you're GAY like that FAGGOT Turing?

Ihave been awake since I woke up


palestine

...

I remember streaming that.

Such a good movie.


Why not Britain or turkey for their colonization

What's this anime

Israel did nothing wrong.

Now I want to play Terran.

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falling asleep cause I'm bored

Terminator 3

Ah thank

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usa and uk are awful
and controlled by jews

fite me

Pretty early in the day, gunna nap?
How'd the job apps come out?

o-okay

i just looked for a bunch of open interviews but they were all shit

What did you do

why so anti-semitic? you are being ironic right

That sucks, what kind of job are you looking for?

one that pays good

There's someone named Hassan in my badminton class.
I am going to intentionally lose to him so that he does not bomb us.

Oh wait I just found a blue character that's shit

He'll be so happy he bombs you first.

HA HA

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Do NOT.

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Who?
Tell me so I may eliminate all trace of them

A good thing to look for, I hope you get something soon.

Good thing I like to skip class so often.

This one

fuck off nigger

plskill it hurts

tyty

He sings like you talk.

dont talk shit bout waifuveelutions

That doesn't have any blue hair though
It's only blue hair that counts.

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nice one


Fur counts as well
But that thing is some kind of fish dolphin dog abomination
We might have to add scales into ruling

I refuse

I forgot what this was

ohright

It was a fucking mistake

I had repressed these memories Idid not want them back

What the fuck is this

Pity. I'm gonna do it anyway

delet blue scales

see

Japan might be weird but Scandinavia is just fucked up.

You all have issues.

What issues do I have?

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They are moe issues.

You're posting here, aren't you?

aha

Oh right

you're my issue

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No booly

Run

Swiggity swooty she got tha booty

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TOMORROW KONOSUBA AAAAAAH

Anime is for nerds.

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hentaihaven.org/itadaki-seieki-episode-1/

But explosion time is soon, not now

wowie

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step up senpai

???


Everyone starts somewhere!


I can try!

She can go practice on a dildo or something

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Wow.
You must have issues.

omg

that is infact precisely why I do not want her practicing her shitty blowjobs on me

it's a vamp clumsily giving fellatio, at first.

That is why the vamps use their FEET

daily reminder when you fuck a lamia you will be fucking the same hole they shit out of

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let's stop

So.. anal?

cloacal.

I just got suddenly really excited, send help.


Well, as long as you're aware you have issues.


I may have to look into that.


Only S L U T S use their feet!

it will make your girlpenis explode.

Thankfully I do not have feet.

I don't like it when my girlpenis explodes, it's really gross and messy.


Oh right, you're a F I S H D O G.

Paws :3

no, they have a front hole and a back hole

Fishdog is awful.

Why do you hate me?

becauselu.jpg

but their bottom half is that of a snake.

No, Fish, the to snake doesn't happen after the butt.

It happens at the waist.

they have a butthole dumb dumb

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It's okay I get it.
Fishdog is just not your type.

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Doho. Point to the fishdog.

Can't tell if my philosophy teacher is going to be a leftist shill, or just has a sense of humor.

the signs are not looking good from this, that's for sure.

i dreamt i kissed cupcake!.............on the lips!

wait nevermind, it was just that one mod not working

If you fail, it will be because the teacher is a leftist shill and not because you are being a truant.

huh, how coincidental. I dreamed I shot you...............in the face!

Also, I dunno where this misconception came, butt here's only one Lamia.

That's her proper name, and she's a child eating monster in greek myth, and probably did not have a serpentine body.

What people call Lamia now are actually more likely to be derived from greek Drakaina.

i actually did.. i didnt mean to fall asleep but i did and that was i my dream. it felt weird but good and im p sure it wasnt gay(?)

Rin's such a slut

Soccer is the superior ball game

Cupcake is a boygirl.

I will never have to see him so it is okay so long as he does not fill his podcasts with indoctrinating lefty rhetoric.

IT'S THE ONLINE VERSION
My truancy will be represented in my attempts to pass without listening to the podcast lectures.

Judging you even harder.

about both?

(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)
it's so confusing
im def not gay but is this gay
aaaaaaaaaa

Exactly. :3

stay strong. right is right.

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You are awful.

It's all online so it should not matter one way or the other. I already took the course in highschool and the syllabus seems to be similar so I'll be fine.

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do u think i could beat cupcake if i fought him for sub position in our future gay relationship?

No

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Let's do something!

whoaoao why not tho? i think i could

Leaguing :c

how tall is cupcake?

This my last game though hopefully

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Please stop, it's not funny anymore, and is just getting depressing.


:<


?

If we win I'm G1

*g2

Judging you.

Sorry

i was being completely serious

You aren't sure, though?

"depressing" jeez

Ok it will be the last I promise

you can't just drag me into this so mercilessly and then leave after 3 games

We're gonna lose this one really badly and neither will want to play again

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Also nice masteries

Yeah, that's why it's getting depressing.


Haihai!

10/10 links


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im sorry i didnt mean to do that

there's only one new thread

yea i know

i think maybe nobody wants to be first to post in ur thread

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