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Grim, I'm not reposting that.

I literally posted my hand just now. Can't even bullshit about that now, rip.

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Stop over and say hi.

unstoppable——force of nature:

today's yuri release guy

tp

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You know how mechanics hands are always blackened around the nails from oil?
Like that but with curry was the image of "curry digits".

today's yuri release guy

I never thought to seriously get her address, we just kind of casually chatted so I have an idea of how far I'd be travelling.

I would have to eat a lot of curry.

Personally, I hate getting it on my hands, if it's really spicy, it makes them uncomfortably warm. So sometimes I just use a spoon.


Fair enough.
She's on discord

Curry digits?

Literally why did you make that sci
Do you think your opinion matters?
Fucking potato

Curried digits

Literally why did you make that scoot
Do you think your opinion matters?
Fucking potato

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Literally why did you make that ban
Do you think your opinion matters?
Fucking potato

I've prepared various chutneys and pickled stuff with peppers ranging from habanero to higher on the scoville.
It's never bothered me.

I'd consider bothering her if I had at least my G2.

Mileage varies then, it seems.

You know what ive noticed though?

People who dont eat anything but indian food, their sweat tends to smell significantly more acrid. I think it's the turmeric and garlic.

a wha?

weird

it allowed a 9meg mp4

Size limit is 12MB.

Build the fucking wall already

Diet and how wrinkly your skin I think is what affects it most. The latter simply because even cleaned to the same level, the more your sweat gets stuck on you, the ranker it becomes.

good

Basically just the second level of the learner's licence.

You need at least that to drive alone.

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kawaii as FUG

Alice Margatroid and Pheonix Kappashiro are THE 2hu guys on yt

If I was a nerd that had a record player, I'd get some of these on vinyl


gives me the heebie jeebies

Deport when

Ineed sleeps

oooh..I can imagine the sheer panic on your face if you tried learning here..it's mayhem

lulu putang lips quivering?

Make America great again

I'm not usually comfortable in cars anyway.

Sometimes I get short of breath in them. It's weird.

I know a lot of people like that.

Post angry

warm~

My little cousin has one
She loves the beatles

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What ?


I feel very hipster about them.

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so is this like harry potter but more moe

I'm actually kind of sensitive to motion sickness.

hey gurl do you do ow

never mind

He deserved it.

LWA?

OW keeps stalling at the last second of each match.

Yes

Did you forget to shave?


They're not even worth it. The whole encoding process - "mastering" - is way more limited to vinyl than it is to digital.

so roller coasters are a no then huh

Very good angry


Terrible angry


I do own it but I think it's pretty boring.

I did it this morning instead.

ok

Not allowed

Thinking of refunding it

FISSION MAILED

its all gay

willI ever consistently faceroll ksisy and mording

It gets weird.

Like, I can't ride in the car with my mom, or grandma without getting sick.
My cousin I'm fine with.

Rollercoasters, at least good ones, are fine because I'm also a bit of an adrenaline junkie, and I have that to focus on instead of the nausea.

Idk.

I'm also not good with heights but I love drop towers.

I saw the OVA that came out in 2013 and I have the movie on my external but I didn't see that yet. I'm not really interested enough to see the TV series I think. I dunno if I think trigger is that great.

OH MY GOD YOU TOO?


I was bored. There was not much to do by 2 a.m.

Glad ikt isn't playing OW
one less scrub

I will keep coming up with cheap tricks. I tilted kissy last night too.

Not if you are not sleeping properly you are not.

is it the difference in drivers or wha

yeah the vertigo doesn't last as much on coasters


could have taken a bath for an hour.

Eh, it's pennies. I've had some good hours on it so it's not money wasted.


I was kidding go ahead and do it, painfully preferably

I had showered already.

isthat why I lost


and then give up when someone builds a single helion

Too late. You already expressed your true feelings on the matter.

Yes goodly typed.


It's okay.


I have none! idk

It definitely has something to do with the driver.
Maybe also the car.

I don't get vertigo, I'm just acrophobic.

oh I thought those two were linked

Yeah, we can go with that.

Protoss can't make those.

Hello


your raw meat has returned.

It was a sacrifice I was willing to make until boredom got the better of me.

Mordin is traumatized by hellions?


Merely mimicry


Go ahead then!

They're bullshit and one shots all my zerglings in a CONE AOE

And they're much faster than all the other units so they can just run away from anything else.

I forgot my secret question .///.

Its okay if you don't have any hair to start with.

Funny, I was just thinking of beating the meat.


Roaches are better units anyway


Probably something LEWD

Iwillgo bed now


both zerg and terran are bussted

Eh. This feels shitty though, but well.

connect creep

Not really, just kind of musing now.

I mean, it's not like I'm not into that. Might be beating some hellions later.

Roaches are so boring and slow.

I have been up the entire night trying to rest my sleep schedule. I haven't fallen asleep, so far so good.

2 weeks is suddenly rushing into my face. I hope I do not forget anything important.


YOUR FACE, MAN.


mmh
my eyes hurt from staying up 20 hours

is it your hand

So go sleep, dumbass.

I have no face


No my hands are just normal guy hands

is it your cat

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my version is so effed what is with this

It's not a game meant to be played alone, the few times I did I hated it.


I'm not much into SC2, just played the expansions for the story and quit.


Spread creep better!

Oh no, I thought you were referring to a very stale establishment of the Tales series for a second there.

I am attempting to reset my sleep schedule, thundercunt

I will sleep at 9pm earliest


what do you have

I thought more people played it here but all who play seem to despise me ^^'

Thundercunts get Thunderstruck?

I don't have a pussy !

A mound

thunderstruck in the butt with my foot

Poppy

Im pretty bad at spreading creep. games are generally pretty short in LOTV also so getting it all the way over there probably wont happen a lot of the time. They have slow fire rates also!

wut

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Man, I need new games to get into.

you dont have a cat?
lucky bastard mine pisses everywhere

I would get another dog if anything.

my cat likes to abuse my dog
hes a total cuck

kef wishes his dick was this long

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eh oh well ill just keep it there

Play rust you queer

that would be abnormally long and freaky so no

I feel like putting icecubes under my eyelids

Oh no nothing so exotic


Don't worry about that, you'd just end up in some kind of drama probably


I recall stalling games for ages with spine crawlers and queens. Is that not possible anymore?

just 21" right?
im genuinely curious if you thought that thing was less than a foot long somehow

>nOt shoving ice cubes up your ass

Gg

Id' rather not.

I remember doing this in the fur threads. Was a bonding day for some of us.

Dunno. you can be 200/200 pretty early so probably not.

you know how them photos work these dayss
mindblowing trickery isnt uncommon

Exotic is the new chic.

Don't do that, it'll be more painful than it's worth, and could damage your eye.

And that's not even going anywhere near the possibility for infection.

Eh, I got it for cheap so whatever. Did you Witcher lots?

Lmfao.
Weird

Eat it.

Limping into thread, don't need two hands to slap some shit. >:3

50 drones 300 zerglings?


like 15 hours so far and no end in sight. The game keeps getting bigger, even if you decide on one area you suddenly find yourself in a new place.

which one

eh do you really think my house would be all weird shaped just for pics like that though?

You start with 12 drones, spawning pool and natural expansion at 1 minute and tier 2 unit building at 4. It'd be faster to fill out the supply cap making roaches I think, they take up 2 for every larvae while the zerglings just take up one larvae to make two.

the cat

You should check out the DLC page for witcher 3 too, there is some free DLC, like extra quests and stuff.

That stupid fire zombie woman kept disappearing on me last time ._.

Eh, time to give it another shot.

no i just wanted to insert my doubts


this is tempting
but my load comes first

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I don't know much of zerg, I usually played proboss !
And I don't think looking into DLC material is necessary atm. I've played like 17 hours and I'm only level 8


No idea who that is
I keep running into things that are way higher level than me ;_;

Have you slept or taken a shower ?

I haven't played that far yet :3

I think most of the free quest DLC are sort of low level velen ones. maybe they're closer to level 20, not sure.

Just build shit

dont float money

dont supply block yourself

scout


100% approved guide

i have not showered yet because theyre out to get me

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Who is?

muh daddeh hasnt left for work yet

ty


Why does that matter ?

I followed this guide and I made it to KR GM in two days. 8/10 guide truly has the makings of one of the greats.

I've gotten a few tits so far. And some decent waifus too


I have to do more quests. Terribly behind on exp I think

build a bunch of stalkers

get blink

blink them back one at a time before they die

Guide number 2 100% approved

There's tits? brb playing

Bash my beaver

There are so many quests that before long, you'll be overleveled instead. that was most of my experience with the game.

You get to fuck a lot of chicks, and none of them seem to mind if you fuck others.


Is that why some of the quests in my log no longer displays a recommended level?

just where I belong

Trying this today.

i'm gonna bash ur teeth in-
oh wait...

Why are there no cute asian girls streaming Osu! ?


I'd lick that off

build reapy

send reapy to attack rock grabbers

win

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hes going to make me eat and try to talk to me n stuff

I dunno what it looks like. if youre level 8 then there probably shouldn't be any that are too low. Just go for what you feel like and is the level where you can actually finish it. I skipped a lot of the treasure hunt ones and focused on story missions and witcher contracts. I would try to do the side quests in your area before moving too far with the main quest seeing as that will take you to new areas eventually.

i-
it's bleach alternative
please do not eat bleach alternative

"Get a job son." ?

Also why is he gonna make you eat ?

U-guuu

(((Awoos boldly at you)))

he thinks im too skinny even tho im 150lb

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he has to eat all the eggs.

Are you actually 150 or are you in denial about starving yourself ?

how tall r u?

Build flame bike


win

im not anorexic but ill try go and stealth weigh myself now


5 11

:D

I will wait.

that smol


cup made me a lot of them i'm very happy

will the game warn me before I'm sent off to a new place? so far I've only failed one mission


My bad, reminded me of something else

its impossible
the scale is stupid and announces instructions whenever it activates its too loud


but they say azns are supposed to be 5 6

just post yourself and we can tell

Tome to stomp down your gleichschaltung on threads!!!

Cupcake did good.

How ish yo monday?

BLΛNK BΛNSΗΣΣ i trusted you...

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Maybe this?


oh you're asian, thats p tall then


monday is ok
i have to go back to work in 15min

noh im underage


what are you a frenchie?

It's open world so for most part you can just move back. Velen and novigrad is on the same map so you can cross the border without noticing and some quests go back and forth. You can still fast travel at posts between the different areas, the only point of no return is at the very late game once you get into the last part of the story questline. after thats done you can go back to playing though but some quests will be unavailable. Not sure about how it is prior to that, I mostly did the side quests before the main quest ones.

Its not illegal to post a picture of yourself.

what? no
i'm italian/native

Aaaaaaah fun. Ive 21 hours to go... 9 down.
Back once again its the REINagade master
Gotta earn the monies... even if i will need a wheel barrow at the end of this year

today's gonna be a slow and boring day, I just get the feeling

Wish fish would stop feeling... and breathing tbh

No, more like something in my previous image


Mhm I'll probably end up doing sidequests most of my playthrough
It's so much better than Witcher 2

its illegal for me


whichever one has the baguettes and the mimes

it's up to you if you're going to be productive or not

Yeah witcher 2 was mediocre to bad. And the first boss fight was like nails on a chalkboard. It works so much better when it's properly open world like this.

give me money so i can buy a cotton candy machine for the kids


oh okay.
i guess it's the same colour yeah


Je ne suis pas un français

If you say so.

I mean the only thing I've really got to do around the house that's productive right now is working on removing the popcorn ceiling from my room but my arms are sore as shit from working on it yesterday and I drank a lot last night

But... kids are evil midgets... which jerb is it?

one word


why

same as always scoots
i work at the same place
it's just nice to have some equiptment because everything needs to be replaced at the centre

wakarimasen


do you think he will notice if i bolt past him into the bathroom

Hahahahah
The struggle... not get funding? Or is other ateas more important?

HappyStick is cute enough

why the popcorn ceiling or why the drinking?

the drinking because me and my mom were celebrating our new years resolution to sell our place and buy a new place where I can have my own separate housing situation (like a duplex or a mother in law suite) and just to the general future

the popcorn ceiling because this place is pretty old and we want to add at least a little bit of value before we sell

If he tries to stop you just tell him you really gotta go to the bathroom.

Productivity is in how you read it.

no funding
electricity/property tax is too high for the centre to have extra funding
it's a 30million dollar facility and they can't even afford t o buy new equitment

anyways back to work, bye guys

Never got that far, quit after an hour.
Open world is the best thing to happen to video games :3


More the consistency that dripped off of the ipod that made me think of it


Didn't see her

Have a good rest of the shift, Mommy!

stop posting that trash


thats not possible
I do not use words on people

Good luck!!! Keep safe
Later

I beat witcher 2 but it was a slog sometimes.

how did it get there in the first place
the popcorn


self improvement in any way is productivity

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Or what you gonna do skinny boi

popcorn is the texture grim

it's not literal popcorn

you've never lived in an old place have you

Just autistically mumble something and point to your crotch.

I think I paid €2 for it so it's alright


Man, you can't just post these kind of tits with no warning

Of course he wouldn't know, he's as subtle as cracking hazelnuts with a sledgehammer

sure if you mirror the wig dye it pink and reduce the chest size maybe cut off a horn


I will post this at you!


thats pretty embarrassing pointing at my crotch

this shit grim

Well what else are you gonna do if you can speak?

wear a diaper?

Thats pretty disgusting

cant*

Y-You win

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cunt*

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SNEK

they should be shot

i will drink all my water and piss in the bottle


atleast you know which catgirl is best

thats only half the problem

I have, but I never knew the term for it


I see

Yeah, Azuki

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...

whats the other half?


i dont know what that is but its not cat looking and its not vanilla

nekopara.wikia.com/wiki/Azuki
Her..
Image was unrelated

You're not taking a shower and you're dirty.

what is this tism

oh shes my second favorite
I also like the little sister of the human


its okay because its only been about 30 hours since my last shower
im not too filthy and the erogenous smells are starting to permeate my pants

DISGUST

You sound filthy.

the demand for me to shower is not high because I remain in my room all day and barely sweat

you know what I do with dirty kids like you

I throw them into a shower and then I pelt them with soap

go take a shower you nasty little kid

I shower when I need to, which is like once every 3 days

people used to only bathe once a week until marketing companies made us believe we're a lot dirtier than we actually are. stuff like hair products, body washes, and mouth wash increased their sales by telling us that we "need" to use their products daily


also this

Disgusting urchins

im pretty clean right now


okay thats a little too long
your human body starts to excrete oils n stuff if you go that long

@Subtle

Are you sure you don't have dead skin on you ?

grab a rag and rub yourself

id rather just shower instead of ragging
ill get to it in a few hours

for bad breath, mouth wash is literally a complete scam. listerine came up with the term "halitosis" which doesn't actually exist. the only useful mouth washes are the once that help your teeth stay healthy


the human body is ALWAYS excreting oils. the oils in your hair are better than any conditioner on the planet, so going as long as possible without washing your hair is actually the best way to keep it healthy.

osstism


Hello you ^^

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you just said your dickstink is going through your pants

sounds p filthy to me

I usually shower every day.
I only wash my hair every other day, though.


I finished Chuuni, Chuuni Ren, Chuuni Lite, and Chuuni Ren Lite.

I also watched the first of Demi-chan.

Now what?

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I will be gone.

get money

go 2 story

or go 2 internte

buy

get vib

100% approved gude

when I get my neetbucks i get a gtx 1060 but then everything is going into the bank for the next year so I can live rent free for the rest of my life

you could say thats the standard for natural cleanliness but normal humans use shampoo

also the dead skin thing is an issue too


its not really my dick stink its the stink from getting boner and that usually subsides with the boner which is pretty normal


how does this affect me

true, even proto-humans bathed, just not nearly as often as we do now

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Whoa
What did you think of Chu2?
And how cute was Demi-chan? ^^

Gochuumon?

Post Amazon wishlist.

100% approved guide.

that shit is nasty

i kinda like it
it smells nice
musky with a tinge of bleach

might as well self-fellate at this point.

I enjoyed Chu2, and I really fucking loved the full Chuuni scenes.

And Vamp-chan is best demi, tbh famalama.

'kayyy.
When's next Demi-chan come out?

i try but i dont feel like destroying my back

Good point.


Get tranny bucks


amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/ref=cm_wl_search_7?ie=UTF8&cid=A9G7HK30XB6S7


My wish list

is it just a bunch of books

Its an interesting subject though.

ew, I don't want a vibrator that looks like an actual dick

also I've jerked off to that source like 5 times, shit's kino


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I don't have a cam so I can't even camwhore

Gonna need to see some feet pics first.

What a cheap looking piece of shit.

Aw I'm glad to hear it.

I can't wait til the next episode, it's out 5 days from now though :c

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beggars can't be choosers

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NO DARWIN, STOP

Come on that's so blurry, post high res ones

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Boo.
Fuck Sat releases, I have DnD on Saturdays! ;~;

Something something swim in lulu

Honestly just post fully nudes.

I know everyone secretly wants it really badly.

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GET OUT

 

Don't bring new horrors into this world.

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they have posted tits and penis
just stitch the two together

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Watch the world burn.

Its not the same.


How else am I gonna get off ?

Wake me up when friday ends

by shoving various household items into your ass.

I'm fat as hell but here you go

no I didn't actually get stretchmarks from being fat, one of my medications nuked my adrenal glands and I stopped making cortisol for a few weeks

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Only if you'll form the contract and become my familiar.

please no

I MEAN UH.

ONLY IF UH.
...
UH...
SOMETHING.

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Dayum

I spent 200 dollars on a vibrator so I don't need to do that.

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Where do I sign?

what is that thing

Perfect 3D

Yay I did it !

Can I just stop here do I don't sound more chuuni than I have to?

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I have short stubby arms so this was difficult

Alright I'll let you out of this one :3

NO I TAKE IT BACK REM IS FINE

post the butt tho

Yeah we need those ass pics

Fucking filthy.

Go wash your feet.


Thank you, oh kind and generous master.

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spread the pussy for us

my arms are literally incapable of taking a good picture of butt

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go in the bathroom and do it like the other one

jeez

A world ablaze.

Its called a mirror.

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Nice feet tho

These are wonderful. Do some artful poses as well.

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MASTER !

I really don't have a nice ass

asne

I love the way her belly looks like its covered in hair but its actually just little love ripples.


so cute >~

dont leave me with blue balls please

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Jesus Christ how horrifying

poor choice in image.

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M A S T E R, when you cap, do you do the op/ed?

Darwin HATED kizu.

Master !

here I thought 70 was a lot for a tenga

Yeah I would, if there are good shots

I did.

I had a kid nicknamed fish

will never look at her the same way again

You know what they say! Spend your money where you'll be in the house !

Low hanging fruit.

Fair enough.

the strategy is to hang the fruit so low, nobody will take it.


THEN IM SURE AS HELL HAPPY I SPENT 400 SMACKAROOS ON THIS MAXNOMIC CHAIR HELL YE

okay I'm straight making this fucking things 5 links deep so there's no way anybody can accidentally see this horror

pastebin.com/4aLJ6YCU


please tell me this is a joke

uhoh

im cummin

EHEHEH

Why did I look.

I bet


Everything I say is a lie.

I'm not even a boy

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you have only yourself to blame


HOW

:( That feel

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Me peepee feels funny.

well... I'm gonna go back to playing osu

osu!*

My peepee feels funny too.
I'm pretty sure that sight made it shrivel up inside my body.

I think Fish just gave me a womb.


But her postures and mannerisms are basically a chuuni goldmine it's amazing.

weeaboo computer guitar hero*

finally I can shower the house is empty

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IT'S ELITE BEAT HEROES YOU FUCKING TOOL.

*Agents

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Post Hestia FEET.

you published it to the public.
there are bots that crawl the directory and harvest data

the english speaking ones are so weird

Wow its fucking nothing.

NEW


NEW

fuck 5k