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awwe

You're probably too young anyway :p

*throws*
[splat]

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I turned 21 in august

HUGE balls, man.

Am.

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( Nezumi / Ban )

Have you gotten your fainting chair yet?

Too young :(

August what? I'm on the 16th.

I was watching animu as I did it so mine wasn't any more wasted than anime already is.

i knock on the door
its me one punch man
*splats bird*

this cute funny pic always make me smile adorable brighten my mood

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Not yet. It's currently a dream deferred. But maybe someday! I'll put it in the middle of a sun room with French doors and whispy curtains.

Hi Luka. How's life up north?

yes! The light flowy in the breeze kind of curtains!

How is your weekend going?

Soto you're missing out fag fuck you

This

I wanna drink slut potion with Kon.

Come through maddie-chan

the kon thing didn't go so well last time though

I don't want to be a bummer, but I'm sick. Got the snifflies and my chest hurts. But I'll be ok. Just gotta tough it out! Got soup, tea, and good meds.

How about you, Maddie?

Post something cute and I'll start answering questions.

What's that supposed to mean tho?

...average.

something along the lines of, don't repeat your mistakes and what not

Try and stop me

She's cute.

Maybe if Ian still intends to invite me out there sometime.

Maybe for AX '17

ookay?

Awwe, let me nurse you back to health

-shrug-

I'm very excite

You're not snowed in, are you?

Maybe, but you know what I meant!

I'll do my best. How'd that foundation work out for you? Solid or liquid? (I'mma be nosy.)

that hairline tho
time to be dignified and go shaven

What colors do i do

Who all is going to AX this year anyhow?

Should I spite Sobo and go to Anime North 2017 full chuuni?

pussy pink

Dude, just confess your feelings and then drink with us.

I basically have to decide now so I can chuunifi my wardrobe, and get used to acting in public.

Black red and green. . Like shadow the hedgehog

oh shit
this is one I haven't seen before

go find a man to fitt my shoes
left one's old and the right one's new
and I bought the right one
JUST FOR YOU
go find the man to fit these shoes

yeah there's snow outside.

What does that mean?

you said cute.

OH BOY
you should have been here a couple weeks ago
it was a fiasco

8th Grader Syndrome

How does your hair look right now?

Ah.

That's when we randomly stumbled into each other at LAX, tell me the drama fam.

It's a tad light, but I like looking pasty. It's Kat Von D's liquid foundation. I also tried my hand at eyeshadow with my new pallete Too Faced Sweet Peach. It smells like peaches!

Eh, it's too late for me to be pondering these things.

I'm going to go brush my teeth and be off.

See you guys tomorrow.

Bye bye

Actually, I might not see you tomorrow, so you I will wish an extra special good night to!

Dewa, Maddie, Rest well and junk whenever you get to sleep.

Just ice here. Nasty ice. anything fun going on?

You know I meant piggies and puppies and baby goats and stuff!!!

Very cute. And that's a great shade of lipstick on you!

HAAA
sneaky camera man kon

well I was feeling my latent homosexuality growing so I made an autistic catharsis of it and I destroyed it mentally
it also involved me exclaiming why I did it, because I fear for myself really hurting a trap if I do anything with one

why would you hurt a qt trap

Thanks! I declared it red day today. I forgot I had this dress lol

whao, repost that shit diggy

ill post goats but only elma is allowed to watch.

insecurities with one's own sexuality.

nothing really, just sitting here staring at this thread.

i'm also sexually confused but I don't think If a girl wanted to bang I would hurt her unless my large penis was too much for her to take

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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I started giggling like a schoolgirl omg

I'm planning on stealing a baby goat this spring from the goat farm

it was pretty shitty to do it in public, I hurt a lot of gays/trap's feelings
I'd rather not

what welma said

Nigga, you sound more fucked up than me and Ian combined.

Don't dwell on dumb shit too long fam. Lighten up a bit, you're p cool, just chill out more.

please explain
I don't understand

he dum

just start your own goat farm.

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b nise pls

We know you're gay

definitely need to do this, there was a bunch of drama with some recent new friends over the dumbest shit

its crappy but we all fuck up, y'know?

it's the longterm that counts

did you hear?
I'm moving out on my own in 2w
gonna be doing some research for a private company

fuckin lit

Wanna find out how gay?

Christ dude

I would look good in one of those hats.

How do you measure it?

Oh, I see.

Well I'm glad I wasn't there for that in that case.

What happens is after the fact typical males freak out overthinking about if they're gay or not and then they turn violent and murder trans people.

M-maybe I will.

I love that pic lmao

not too bad
I guess the widow's peak works for some folks
If I had that though all my hair would go out the window

when am i ever nice bard-kun

I wonder if I can find my old bomber jacket.

I don't think I've heard of this happening but it does?

kidn of scary
I'm theoretically gay and I am attracted to the personality of males but I was raised pretty conservativeley and Idk if I could be gay irl

I dont know what I'd do if I was going to score and he whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I mean, I think people in general do, but we don't need to stereotype.

I think it's a cartoon version of something that really happened.

yeah

I like it

mother please

sounds like an unjustified excuse for being an unstable and shitty person
it does happen but usually they're fucking psychopaths that need some serious sort of help

son pleas

Good luck man, I'm in the TSA job pool right now. Starting my job the 16th. Gonna deliver Dialysis equipment to hospitals and shit

Here it is brother
I found it

Make it black.

It's always fun to find a cute dress you forgot you had. Or cute shoes. Or a shirt.

Okay, anything. :P

yissssssss, that's the good stuff! ♥

Same. We should start hanging out with baby goats. They have all the fun.

nice man.
I hope we can both climb that ladder

You haven't been exactly helping the situation

mmmmmfff
i didnt know you were into wearing a -girls- clothes~

Before you guys have it out can we just not?

I'm a woman now.

why even have it out squashie?

it'll devolve into who can talk the most shit and who can have the most on their wagon

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Trying to be more confident but NEET is too strong. But taking steps. Jaeger helps.

if only they didn't smell bad.

How often do you get a cut?

It's more than kind of scary.

It is? I thought it was a depiction from an excerpt of Yoghurt's fanfic.

Right?

Makes the whole dating thing a frightening task tbh

I couldn't find those yellow flats we were talking about the other day, but I bought some basic black ones and I love them

That is the point.
There is obviously animosity. Nobody seems keen on just ignoring anyone so I am just throwing it out there.

I have a belt if you want to make this happen.

I wasn't responding to you, I was responding to elma's comment.
why should i have to support you in your endevor to "suppress gay feelings" and "not murder trans"
if you seriously have a fucking fear of murdering someone, go get some real help
like mental help
not from a shitty board of people who have more problems than the average person and may be as fucked or even more fucked than you are
like get up
and go get yourself someone to talk to who has the actual knowledge on helping you

Men are SCUM

i;m afraid I might kill you

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I didn't ask to be born with an elephant between my legs

Honestly I can't find any traps that I would fuck.
Tried, but most are just twigs that would snap or overly slutty tards.

I would love to see you try. I'll put you in the ground, you silly cunt.

I know we aren't suppose to talk about the elephant in the room, but I want to see it.

w-wait I mean I'm shy

They don't smell as bad if you don't keep 'em cooped up. We'll let 'em run around on some acres with lots of toys to jump on.

I hope they turn up. They'd make such a cute pair with that dress you showed me. The flirty one. :D

But a pair of black flats can go with just about anything.

I said uh beef
hot links

It's quite frankly stupid
like, lets say that a trans girl dated someone and that person they were dating didnt know they were trans. if they're like "hey i have a penis", their first instinct shouldnt be to fucking murder them it should be to respond with a "oh ok well im not sure if i'm into that". saying "ya im gonna fuckin murder them" when you see a penis is quite frankly psycotic

i hope that rlly doesnt happen to you or anyone in this board. even fish. i dont wish that on people i even dislike a lot lol

Daddy wants to beat you.

IS THAT YOUR PENIS SON

mee

Lloyd >.>

pff

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You really like talking about how big your dick is eh

Do it.

*gigggles*
Silly, thats my Kielbasa sausage? :3

its really easy, even without the alcohol
basically you want to be able to communicate clearly and show your hard work
a little sweet talk to the higher ups also helps a ton

I got over most of mine towards ooble, anyway.
I'm not sure what she's still mad over.

When I switched to a more aggro razor with my feather razors, I got cut like twice a month
then I got used to the new razor and it was maybe once a month
I switched blades to personnas and I haven't got cut at all
I dont shave above my sideburns

Doesn't matter when you're talking about me in a public place where I'm right here to see it.

That's not what you're supporting.
Like, I'm not going to be murdering anyone if I don't develop relationships past friendship, that's all it is.

It's a non issue

What I want at this point is us to be able to be neutral at the very least to each other. Everyone has issues, and incensing them will do nothing to better that.

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hopefully they will play with us.

yes it's long
near 7 miles

every
time

I was rocking the same 3 blade razor for like 4months but I got a fresh 5 blade this christmas and the first time I used it I got cut up in like 3 places

so youd murder a tranny gf?

This offends me.

lol thats crazy
I use safety razors, they're a dime a dozen

literally

so I go for 2 shaves with the sharpest ones on the market
and 3 for the ones I use now

I wouldnt have a tranny gf in the first place to murder

but if you did

#kitted out

Come on. You know you're just baiting now.

Yeah, I'm sure I'll find them or I can always order them on Amazon. And that was my thought exactly!

No, exactly. And that goes into the whole disclosure issue of when it should come up. Absolutely before you go to the bedroom, and even still like you said, if the first instinct is "murder them over your insecurtiy" then there's much, much deeper issues at hand.

I appreciate that and hope it doesn't happen to anyone either.

They will if we give 'em treats. :3

trans*

ay I'd trust the nigga rocking the bob ross on his face

you use cream oe nHAH?

smh fam

Lucky I'm not a men

Kind of hope that Caitlin Jenner gets slugged though.

hey sexy
I like not men

I use shaving soap
then after I'm done I use witch hazel
then I use a soothing cream once its dry

0 razor burn

same lol

what kind of treats?

it's just weird wording. it's like saying i wont spread aids cuz i havent gotten it

it sortve leaves something to the imagination y'know?

witch hazel makes me gag just smelling it
EVEN THHINKING ABOUT THAT GETS MY tummy kinda knotted up

えと。。。

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weird
I think its super refreshing

Like who?
How many problems does the average person have and why would you think that people with problems are incapable of helping each other?
"This is a problem someone feels uncomfortable talking about in real life, lemme make him uncomfortable talking about it online too"
What is this shit?

Wanna know what gets my tummy all knotted up?

that piece of shit ran over someone and got woman of the year for it

thanks society

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does that not seem weird to you

Witch Hazel is good for everything tho omg

you wont get aids if you're celibate

the same thing works here

think

like what else?

Generally most of us are vastly unstable and try to give advice on a level that generalizes the issues to the point it hurts more than anything. None of us have actual training to deal with mental issues. And it has often backfired.

We generally do it here to get our dicks sucked and so we feel good about ourselves.

Heroin needles.

but you're not celibate

You said yourself you want like six children.

think

whats the comparision to that with traps

Goats'll eat just about anything, but I'll say...baby carrots and apple slices. That actually sounds good to me right now...

So jelly. So pudgy.
Bowl full of jelly.

So what else is good in Maddietown?

you're not only wrong in that regard but you've missed the point entirely

think

I guess if you want to relate yourself as a topic then yes
Tbh I just saw the comment and felt like responding to that.
If it's a non-issue than why do you make it such an issue? Seriously. Even if it's a "non issue" to you the fact that you actually feel that way justifies someone being extremely concerned of your dumb ass grabbing a kitchen knife and stabbing someone with a penis
i don't really have a desire to be on any sort of friendly term with you, neutral is fine. i don't really know how you want anyone to be neutral though when you're pulling all this shit from your ass though.

ez bait moogs

true that
also no problem, you're tolerable and cool, and you also advocate for disclosure so thats even better
heck yea

nigga
if you got serious problems talk to someone who can actually help instead of having the cycle of "what do i do" or "i'm worried about x" over and over
not saying that you can't bring a problem to the table and be like 'hey guys im worried about something'. thats totally cool. but when it's a repeat of over and over and over coupled with a bunch of other bullshit, it's kind of like hell, you might need some help beyond what people on the internet can actually help you with

also
squash is better at words than i am.

traps cant have kids

think*2

fair and honest comparison

lol ok
remind me of the point so we can talk on the same level

Like certain people here act like people here are their friends but if the situation arises those people are quick to go "lel people on this board are fucked up and I'm not part of that xd"

You can get aids while celibate.
I just want you to stay informed. I don't have input on the traps.

LOL
I can feel it in my boy uterus >//////

I feel imo that other peoples beleifs friend or not should only reflect on the beleif holder

ummm I ate too many chicken nuggets x_x

this seems to be a recurring theme lately omg

Right. I'm not a trap, that's the difference. I'm looking for a relationship lmao

Depends.

Dogs?

And why shouldn't we? I don't condone some of the shit you guys do at all. Doesn't mean I can't be your friends. Learning to remove yourself from a toxic situation, even if only temporarily, or to acknowledge a fault in someone even if in satire isn't exactly an unhealthy mentality.

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Grim who has the webm of that meme compilation called Chii something
I dunno iof it was mff or Bard but it made me lol so hard

The wombo combo Ohhhhhs had me dying

i want to dip broccoli in spinach dip now.

Yea man
Sorry my wording was wrong
am not good with type, i am good with talk

the point being that you are saying you would basically murder someone if you were put in this position. but since you are not in the position iz all cool. similarly in my comparison the implication is that were the person in the right position they'd act on it

it just sortve leaves that sinister undertone

Soto. We still on to fuck me in a dress at AX and shit?

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I think he means that he would not put himself in a position with someone he would murder and would not let it move past simple friendship to avoid an incident.

not me brodie

No, I know. You've been one of the better posters when it comes to being knowledgeable with terminology. It means a lot tbh. You're legit in my book.

that was an extreme case, it would never happen in the first place

what kind of trans person in their right mind would the fact they're trans before the relationship gets to the phase of sex?

+ it's impossible to physically hide it. Even after years of hrt.

mtf
how
enlighten me

ok thanks

what happens in it?

Yeah. But my point is that I won't put myself into this position. Ever.

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but murder would be the outcome

The context was right but it did also leave that undertone.

Did you know two people can be correct at once?
Weird.

I remember what I was.

Out of Position was pretty good at the "hide till sex" thing.
Though it was basically rape. The tiger did get with the fox though.

t-t-t-t-thanks
y-you too

like thank god i dont have access to a weapon i might shoot up a school

Nah you're not going to retain it either way, just keep calling trans people trannys so I'm reminded not to talk to you.

You're sitting on the fact that I could kill someone

The reality is that it will never come to that point

idk what else to say

exactly
bebo has an AR
can he shoot up a mall yes?
Will he?
most likely not

Why bother? It's over done at this point. No use shooting up a school when someone else can do it for you.

I use to be cool.

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thank god i don't have a whole pineapple pizza or i'd sinfully eat it

Bebo is shifty. I'm glad we leave room to doubt on the off chance he goes Gee Had on us.

Elma, do ya dip 'em? I'm partial to the Polynesian sauce at Chick-Fil-A.

Ooo, that does sound good. I wish I could taste stuff right now. -__-

ill never get a gun either but the idea that i'd do something with it is disturbing whether or not i get a hold of it

Should I stop drink threadfam?

my favorite art about being american
if you forget your school shooting duties
theres always gonna be a buddy to take your place
we stick together and have each others backs in this beautiful country

I can't imagine that a slang word for trans is enough to not talk to someone.

What, the whole pie?

Don't stop get it get it

yeah

oh well

nah you look fine

then why do you repeatedly bring up your concern about a hypothetical issue that will never happen

if you're saying "no" to someone who has a dick then there's no problem to begin with???

like

now this is just stupid lol

TRAGOS DE AMARGO LIQOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Holy shit am I gonna end up fucking half the posters in this community at AX?

Only if you shave your beard
I hate facial hair

lol

its just a clusterfuck of memes to the tune of a popular classical song I dont know the name of

like right now?
because people want to talk about it

after now I'm not going to worry about it

why can't you?

It is kind of you to have my back in this as I have yours.

Legit wish you were here

Who is "most of us" being "vastly unstable" because that's actually not the case at all. I think that the people that are actually unstable are the only ones who think that. Which, is actually a pretty small number. There's at least 30 individuals that frequent this place and another 20 that come in and out. 50 people. If you're saying most, there's not 35-40 unstable people that come here, and I think entertaining that is dangerous. There are good, normal people here.
All the guy said was he was afraid of hurting someone. If he can get it off his chest by saying it here and feel better about it, what's the issue? Never mind the fact that nobody was even handing out "mental issues advice" yet anyway. Just positive feedback. If anything a bigger issue is the self-medicating trans people here not seeing professionals before they buy the drugs. Why don't we talk about that?

I dunno if Grim has spoke about this multiple times but I highly doubt it. If he hasn't you're just blowing up his spot for little shit. If he has, you're not being very tactful or towards his dilemma.

As long as Daddy is ok with it.
I'm kind of a slut.

you said that last time too
and the time before that
and the first time you said it
is this a ploy for attention
sci
is that you?

love and hugs

*giggles* I can feel your gut
on my butt :3 3 :3 :3

Hmm I got some honey mustard. I should start taking sauce from work.

Nah I'm just making a scene. I don't want to talk to him much for other reasons.

was that before my whole exclamation of this or after?

Oh boy I tried talking to my best friend about how sometimes I just need to be held and he brought up all the times he knows I've backed out of having sex and threw it in my face like I'm just trying to fuck him and not that I'm a horribly broken individual who doesn't know what she wants

I'MMA TOSS ONE BACK TO YOU
21 NOW RIFK
FOR THE KON MAN

RARE bard

ayyyy

the whooole thing, yup
i only buy slices or have to share

this will have been the fourth time if i can do any form of math

it's come up before and been dealt with multiple times so at this point it's kind of just like an ok u need help if this is still an issue thing.

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me in the background

The majority off feed back has been about him murdering trannies so I'm not sure what you're reading.

And we have. Literally weekly.
For months.

And yes. The majority of us have some kind of mental hic up in some capacity. It's why we have so much petty bull shit. People here are more interested in looking right than being right.
This isn't new.

So why use false reasons for your disinterest?

lol them mistress feels

I hate having that kind of conversation with friends. Like it's productive in the long run but so, so awkward lol

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this

how do you feel about a mega ax 2020

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TE EXTRANO NIGGA

Whatcha drinking on?

who is daddy tho

lol youre so bad at this Revy
Just fuck already
jfc

That turtle is pretty sexy.

He is Daddy.

Stop hes not big enough to mount you.

SQUASH NOOOOOOOOO

It's just hard for me to say what I mean

I don't want to fuck him

this has been over the span of a week or so grim
like since the first time you've brought this up
it has been brought up more than once and responded to more than once
whether it be in arguments or other

He isn't the one who's going to be mounting.

o shit nigger what are you doing

you want to cuddle with this dude but not fuck him????????????? you gonna blue ball this poor nigga

Then you get a tummy ache, don't ya? I bet ya do.

I'm sick. I can only really taste this lemon tea I'm drinking.

What sort of sauce have they got? :O

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It's not a false reason, it was just the subject at hand reason.

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex?

at least this one that I just fucked did

I am dead. Ban has slain me.

I'm gonna mount though don't get it twisted

Yes

Jaeger and shock top

it hasn't even been the issue for me

my main issue was trying

TRYING to restore some kind of friendship but its obvious I've exhausted your patience

so I'm at a loss

it's really tragic

we're going to book the best fucking hotel man
and we're gonna make a solid fucking plan

I literally asked you if it was an actual reason and you just told me "nah, I'm just making a scene."

LAWL

?
" trans person in their right mind "

I have bad news for you

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I need to work past my sexual trauma before I really go all the way
I'm not opposed to sex, I'm just not mentally fit for it at the moment
If I wanted to have sex I'd want to fuck him

LMAO

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STOP I CAN"T TAKE IT

ALL PART OF BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

well assuming I am still cuffed in 3 years I plan on bringing my gf

SO

LMFAO

S T O P
T
O
P

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what a godly cosplay

but legit

...................WHAT???

You like to get cuffed?

Mental illness thread.

You shouldn't because it comes off as two-faced.
If that matters to you at all.

Well, I don't really be around here like that to have known. I don't think you went about telling him that in a good way. Unless you don't care.

I read someone telling him to chill out and someone else trying to walk through it.
Didn't know that
So now you have gone from "vastly unstable" to "mental hiccup in some capacity". These are two very different things. By the way pretty much everyone on the planet earth has some kind of hiccup it's just that here people tend to expose themselves more than in more conventional social circles. The next person you go outside your house and speak to has some kind of hiccup. And that's OK. That's what's not new.

You can take it.

ty

other way around

What is even going on right now?

I have no fucking clue

All kinds. We even named one after me :P

I lie a lot. You should know this. You've known me for years.

Drink and rifk

Grim vs Eva and Squash being Squash idk

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I'm playing Battlerite and posting Nicole

'cause it's the sweet one?

are we gonna cosplay

Nicole is shit.

And you told me you saw mostly people being supportive to one person telling him nice things.

And no. Not in the regards I'm speaking of. Any time there's an altercation here it devolved into both parties trying to be right and flaunting smug anime sluts like you are now as if it gains you grounds. Any time I try to "help someone" I end up getting mad and freaking out. That is my hic up.

Wear a skirt ;)))))))))

I don't really know you that well really.
We hardly talk.

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Thats oobles

she has a vagina and likes memes

My brain is sick

also a tranny wouldn't tell you they are trans sometimes because they think they are real girls

sounds fun

I always thought it was spelled hiccup.

sick with what?

I am bad at words.
So it is probably that way.

Jokes fam, chill out

if it was a serious relationship, they would

they would not

my favorite foods have pineapple on them
maybe it's my favorite fruit
i'm making it my fav fruit

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it depends on the person

its a great fruit
alone
or in any other sweet combo

but the minute you combine it with dairy

retch

get a friend
then split a whole pizza in half :3

I have a lot of experience

I've known some that leave for a new town so they can live out their life as a "real girl"

What happened to it ?

whatup bard

im his gf

Know where Kai is?

Fuck 2020 come 2017.

Shot incoming tbh

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!i94UHYLR!Gs3yrw1mrJtECX9fKJr303c60MxbyOzpYRcmMp8gnHo

I think a cute boy just indirectly asked me out on steam and I gave him the cold shoulder by mistake.

no I know what you're talking about
I dont remember bringing it up past the one time I went apeshit about it
like
after that I was sure it wouldn't even happen anyway

it was my bad for coming back so early, I should have waited for things to simmer
the image I posted wasn't hi enough?
cmon look at it its so cute
shes even making "ok" signs with her hands

yeah, we're super serious about it as of recent, all the happy eggs in my basket
minus thread drama

jesus..

BRUH

I thought it was allergies at first, but it feels like a cold. A nasty one. -___-

Of course!

You need a life coach who'll smack the third slice out of your hand and throw the pie out the window.

imagine that cheesy and sweet smell

but the point is to not share

Oh shit Kon's conposting

I don't even know what the fuck that is

yuri is trash

i am going to throw up all over you

i'm so happy
my guitar finally got ordered !!!

eating some tortilla with cheese :3

what are you up to today?

I love Kai

That's good
I am proud of you :)

i can't look at it because the discord was fucking deleted
unless you mean that one
then it's ok i guess

and no that doesn't rlly count as a hi saying 'hi' or 'hello' pr 'bonjour' or 'hej' or 'allo' or 'fuck me in the ass daddies' is a better hello

my bad for not giving a hello then

It ain't.

Fair enough. As you like it, then

Deleted that shit so hard.
Thrill of the kill.

I accidentally left the server and haven't gotten invited back.

accidentally

new

I'mma get my sister to beat you up.

Yeah man

Oh well

Should be bar posting faggot

Same

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