I thought this board would be about Carl Jung but its about japanese toons

i thought this board would be about Carl Jung but its about japanese toons

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discord.gg/sX8A2
youtube.com/watch?v=hxqw2ShsQoY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

i love you

bump

first!

No i just said I could handle it.

god complexes are extremely off putting


Oh I don't know lol

Maybe i can be your new haikus

yea youre trolling

LOL

yes

I do not

yes she was

they sure are

Lol who did Ban get in a fight with?


I think mostly just she and Niggy did that.


yay anime!


It should come naturally. I guess you're a subby fuccboi and you just need a dom to follow along with, then. :3

durp

everyone

you better watch it with luka bitch

Ban fight me

have you been up all night

They seem to be talking about some specific incident with someone.


I'll cull her and u 2 if u don't get a jerb soon

Did you know that i'm actually a 130 year old demon the took over the body of a baby to escape death ?

Oh well, then.

I was merely trying to give some context, that's hardly a god-complex.

Well lets see

I'm pretty good at drinking, cooking, at preforming cunnilingus, my conversational skills are pretty good too fam

Thats about it


Oh man, good times

Its been so long


I remember when you got turnt and like puked all over your floor

Haven't you?

There are people that sleep?

Dry wine tastes like fucking ass

thank god I have a head and chest cold or I'd be above this pisswater

And that's an agreeable standpoint you have

I just turned 21 like a week back or something so I'm getting the most out of it but before that I had been on a few month kick without and a few months before that relapse

had me some terrible times with high proof liquors and a bad bottle of smirnoff one night

what got you away from that drinking kick?

------------------------

@MFF

how about you don't posT FAST!11 FOOD!!! at a fuckingf FAST FOOD WORKER !!1!!!!!!!!

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Most of the big posters were on the powerp osting post wall kik whether they were aware of it or not, you and I included
You used to have walls for days, as did I

and Tp and GarEE

in fact, I would wager more people were on that post wall kik than people who werent

now observe the quality of thread degrade with wish's arrive this will be good for you grim


go away idiot


im le working on it homie


thats hot is she a girl (male) also???

yeah lol
I have ::p

You're going to wake up your fat sister, Ems

Wall posting is an action of the autistic.

...

Oh well, I'm over it.

Shikata ga nai and stuff.

Can I put a demon seed inside of you ?


yeah yeah


Is drinking something to be proud of ?


I am a male

i've decided

inga is a little too generic grumpy to be a cult classic poster but he's all right

Opinion negated


So you just mean replying to a lot of people? I thought you meant people going out of their way to make their posts bigger.


What kind of jerb are you trying to get?

Yes but you are diurnal


YES HAHA
THE SHAME


interestingly enough


keeping a watchful eye


this tbh

literally what?!?!

I do mean that

the techniques used were exactly as I listed

Link as many people as possible or practical in your post
Make sure your thoughts are very drawn out or long winded, use larger words if you can or a larger variety, an array, reiterate words if you will, to make your sentences longer, paragraphs larger

and the name thing was only for the real attention whores
but most people would have huge paragrpahs just talking normally back then

I remember conversations with garee and tp and gypsy and wise

like reading a fucking book

W-What the heck?


I dunno, I'm pretty fucked up. #NeverSleep

mhm


stop that please.
:c

surprisingly big crowd for 3am.

that reminds me you should post something other than kuome when that akai guy shows up he could be like a new aoi who likes music kinda and it's confusing when youre bothing koumeposting not that i like him more than you it';s just an idea cuz he was heartbroken when he showed up at the same time you were posting koume idk

omg
look at this losing combo
now it's def over

it's 11 am and i got a flight at 7 so i got nothing to do the coming 8 hours

C-cupcake >.

hi. who are you?

SHE IS KEEPING ME FROM YOU

watchu been upto since 12

haaaah
sit tight

Your smell. After filling the room with the rose's sweet aroma, your putrid odor was easy for me to find.

???

Oh, my name fell off

He said hes gonna make a new folder.

For context sake can we just pretend who the sailor moon poster is but you still tell me who they are?

Im confused.

oh hey scoots.
sup?

...

Pourquoi êtes-vous éveillé, citrouille?

it's sci, resident piece of shit. well, one of them anyway.


I'm kinda confused. I just woke up a bit ago.

Well I didn't do that LOL. Just talked to a lot of people.

I definitely didn't do
that part; my replies were mostly short back then

Sorry if ur an EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!! attentionwhore but don't project it on me cos u've literally been doing what ur talking about right now


-slaps your ass-


Ambitious

Stayed home on a Sat night?
Do you not have any friends or something?
Hopefully you're at least drinking


Not really
It's more of a problem but it could benefit you in other ways if you think outside of the box


Dude I remember I got SUPER turnt one night and completely blacked out

When I wake up Fuji, Chii, and Squash were fucking pissed at me

Apparently I made Erin cry cause my bullying was 2stronk
Its so weird waking up and finding out half the threads are pissed at you


YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HOLY SHIT I SUMMONED YOU TOO

IM A MOTHAFKN GOD

goodmorning sunshine.

give it 30mins to an hour thread will be back to a boring void


but you already have tons of folders it just seems courteous being that you stole it from aoi anyway... you dont have to im merely making the suggestion and i already feel bad about it so pls dont make it worse


thats me

maybe not consciously but you had massive poosts

And Hey, thats just what the tiypng style was like back then

oh fuck me i should have known that...

:|

Hi losing combo buddy.


Not a whole heck of a lot, there was a Canucks game on earlier. They snapped their 6 game win streak.

Other than that it was mostly just chatting with people.


I smell like flowers!

That it does.
I swear if I taste one more cab sav in my fucking life

Poor burglets and not being able to drink until they're 21. I got that all out of my system three years ago now.

I suppose I'm lucky to haven't had much problem with spirits and the like.

Nothing really put me off it, it's just not something I generally enjoy that much. It's a specific thing, I guess useful for a few specific purposes. Just mindlessly drinking alone is something I find terribly boring, moreso than doing nothing.

So what's up, anyway?

End them all, they don't deserve to live

I did that with cookie
but we're chill now

unless posters with personality can overwhelm them

daga kotowaru


I was here first though

You're not helping here.

by like a week...

Holy shit Luka fucking talk

You're like my ex

You just stand there and make this stupid fucking face
Say something


And chii

ohohoho gottem

...

H-hi I'm new

Just finishing up at work,
Home time soon
You?

oh yeah, can't legally drink til 21
I was getting shitfaced like a scott at 14

Still, i'm excited to be able to walk into a store and pick up my on bottle

nothing worse than sending someone to grab something and having them pick up something else thats completely inedible

you a person of the peoples? keep company much with others in real life?

what do you not like me for no reason also

I've sorta been avoiding people the past week ^^

I'm not big on the club scene anyways.


Hi new, I'm Emma.

Weren't you going to go to college again?


Mostly from replying to a lot of people, and I used spacing instead of using periods

You know, like this

When you use periods, it looks more stern and serious. But I tend to use them anyway pretty often now.

here we go

Rely on impulse and not even your thoughts can betray you.

The more, impatient we are, the more mistakes we'll make


Literally nothing


still first

yes

that's what I'm saying

we all had bigger longer more textwall like posts in the past as it was the style of posting

still am, thats why im not aiming for best jerb just a convenient one for the time


fair enough i retract my suggestion

Im in a mutual indifference towards everyone here really.

Except the following:

Grim: Rad Dude

Bard: Dad joke level

you can link when youre talking to me

good

yea my apologies bro

Thanks champ

Dude Im so fucking dead

2 4lokos will do that to a nigga


Oh man, hope it's nothing too bad and youre just antisocial
Fuck the clubs dude, they're so expensive and they're filled with thots and tools/dudebros

...

pussydestroyer more like destroyedboipussy lmao

sorry bae

can you ever forgive me?

Wow Inga

I thought we had something special

You'd better find a smart way to kill it or else... 'Bang'.

youre a master of that... i'll never be on your level

back then dags picked up the tc when you passed out.

More like you play lulu like a fucking 13 yr old lmao

I think it mostly boiled down to the fact that people were more interested in talking to everyone than they are now. For whatever reasons.


Oh. If I was in that position right now, I might just go on a long vacation. Obviously it depends on the location and how much funding is available, though. I wouldn't mind going to a conventionally shitty place with a low cost of living; those places are often the most exotic and interesting

i accept your apology


time travel teleports behind myself ten minutes ago "nothing personnel kid"

chii is just

no

THIS FUCKING NIGGA THO

HZA WOULD GO HAM

Hey man, cut it out! You're being weird again...


You know me.

True, I barely go out drinking anyways. If there's a reason to we'll all go out to one friend's place and get plastered, but that's about it.

....b-but, you'll bully me.

Good theory
I might agree
Conversations back them seemed so much more fleshed out and engaging
but I know I'm a cynical jaded bitter old fuck
so I'm robably pretty biased

Then what ?

LOL NICE

...and full of terrible diseases
no ty! first world only for me pls

Nigga you cray cray like a fucking crab man.

You got a turtle? Because know you got me thinking about crabman from that one show.

(*unplugs keyboard*

Hey crabman

Hi Emma! What's keeping you up tonight? It's like 5 am!

KEK. No one else like that for sure

oh my

People are lazier now, and some people think it's cool to be more selective about who you talk with.


Just get the shots you need first? I'm not saying to go to Africa; that's niggers. I want to go to Varanasi eventually

it's regretful that apathy is seen as a positive trait nowadays

...

Eh, I'm just not all that sleepy or anything.

How you doin'?

what the fuck
is that hillary clinton?

ty


soto-kun~
what's lit, famalam?


hello emma buddy. what's up?


true, but we all know how the worst I am.


just woke up. felt shitty earlier and went to bed early, but luckily not horribly early. I can accept sleeping at 7 and waking at 2am.
work going well?

oh, sounds trill
I've just been generally mad
but I had a lot of good things happen in life recently so it balances

like let me make this clear for you dude. ive been here for over a year now and the only reaction youve ever seemed to have gotten out of people here is an act of cringing. like you have this weird idea where people hate you and yeah i suppose people do hate you because YOURE A RACIST but that clearly isnt your intent. how youve gone so long and been so unsuccessful is beyond me but like stop think about how you present yourself. its embarrassing. im embarrassed for you. i used to be into cringey videos but seeing it happen in front of me is a whole different experience and its honestly too much

WHAT THE FUCK
SHE BLEW IT UP LIEK A FUCKING BALLOON
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

...

It most certainly isn't pleasant being called 'weird' by creatures you've never met.

Have you ever heard of the Ojigi Plant?

A plant indigenous to South America. When grown with demon energy, it mutates into a creature that responds to movements or heat by closing its leaves around its prey and crushing it to death. It is considered the demon world equivalent of the mimosa plant, but unlike its human world counterpart, which withdraws in response to a presence, this demonic plant actually pursues any heat it notices.


An Orjigi plant is quite dangerous, regularly, and it is several times MORE lethal and MORE sensitive when grown under a demon's energy.

It looks like it's zeroed in on you. I guess all of your trembling must have caught its attention.

Fucking newfags get out

Oh yeah, you CAN swipe booze, but you can't like, drink on the regular, whenever you want, with stuff that you actually like. Being able to do that is a godsend.

Not a huge amount, but I mean, I'll normally have some drink when I do

That's not an excuse!

Based nothing.

testicles

sure it is. I've got a phd in excuse making. I'm literally an expert.

no at lot to do at 2am

people actually use these?

i just thought it was a meme that people bought this for each other.

I figured you'd like that. :3


Sort of. Things here probably shouldn't be personally invested in very much, but that's not an excuse to be low energy.


y copypasta

Can't really say I'm a people person either

I've got 4 friends in real life and then I have a couple of acquaintances

but lucky enough for me I get to keep company with my best friend near every day

might be a little personal to ask but do you have a best friend?

It has been like that since I joined


I'm alright. Just woke up and I have no obligations for the whole day so I will probably just be lazy all day


P-pls Squid-kun, I'm really nice

otherwise i would just be saying racism isnt cool and that wouldnt be good enough

I don't believe you.
Show me.

That's what it is probably is except SOMEONE had to take it seriously because they have an insatiable axe wound.

btw thats a recent mugen copypasta that i got everyone to spam and then i got banned lmao

i've seen cow births irl
I dont think it was that intense though...

W-We're not buddies... Don't get the wrong idea!

Not too much, just trying to delay sleeping as much as I can. What about with you?


What has you mad?


You-gara are being such a chuuni, Kurama-san.


Aki-lucky. Going to just waste the whole day on ossss like me? :^)

Oh yeah you two are still on bad terms

Chii is a really shy but nice girl irl tho
I dunno what happened between you two


I think I know you, or at least your hobbies lmao

How do you get when you drink anyways?
I sorta imagine you to get a bit more loud and you sorta get a bit more mean or blunt. Hopefully you arent THAT girl who gets shitfaced and can barely walk

This other chick I took out wayy back for a couple of drinks got plastered off two drinks and she got us kicked out of the bar then she puked inside my car and she was out so I couldnt even drop her off at home
I had never been so triggered in my life tbh


Whats up Buttercup?
Im just here sober posting on a Sat night

I dunno what Im doing with my life tbh and feel like everything is just falling apart but I just smile and talk with folks on here
wbu?

Newfaf


Yeah it's Trump's America now


Yeah, wasn't I there? Pretty sure I posted in that thread.

at grim
look at this post
have you not seen this exact post a hundred billion times from this exact person

how does wish live with xherself


oh now that i think about it maybe you were

shitty discord drama
poor squashie is scarred from it too


retarded drama

you're right shes a great girl @ heart

...

Green tea is kind of delicious.

At least video games all day, probably yeah.
I should give Øsu a try sometime.


It's true I am faf

dead thread

that's actually a prolapsed cow vag.

How does it feel to be the one pursued?

We thought you were a brilliant strategist. Really, you're just a lucky fool.

shes being playful and sociable


LOL


it's fucking great

which discord?

i know UI got one but which one you guys talking about?

well I am a known slut. hi erio, sup?


I ain't gotta prove nuffin to you, squid.


but you literally called me buddy. you don't like me, emma? I thought we were friends...

I just woke up, but honestly the same. that's my life most of the time. too much internet to enjoy, can't sleep.


whatwhatwhat?! soto-kun you know you can't be sober, that's too risky! think of the children!

huh. I know that feeling. it's hard to know how serious you are. if you ever wanna talk about shit in private you have my details, I'm pretty good at listening.

THIS IS THE ENIGMA
THE GREATEST FALSEHOOD OF MAN:
LIFE

A) Dumb internet things
B) sleep

I would figure most who wind up in places like this aren't.

I've just kept in contact with a couple of friends and have a group of fags I play D&D with and also sometimes just hang out and do dumb shit.

Not these days, really. Back in the day, maybe. I really need to interact with people more, I miss having friends I'm really close to, kind of.

I'm so SICK of you FUCKING newfags coming in and acting like you BELONG here

some poster you dunno

Oh hey erio.

xhe's being a fucking bore! like always


damn//.//....

that would make sense
gross

thx for clearing up bae

In reverse*

Det er fucking autistisk det på Discord, bare lad det være


I now own this board

Fair enough man I've only been here like a week who am I to object?

Sluta prata om det då dasnk jävel!

i want to meet my demise in those thighs

Will probably sleep soon.

Yeah, pretty much just a more intense version of me. Like, more prone to emotional swings I guess?
I'll either be loud and laughing a ton, loud and bitchy the entire time or I'll just want to cuddle people.

I've only puked from being drunk like 5 times, max. I can handle my shit fam.


Ahh, I dig. Are you two still on bad terms?


Good stuff.

It's really shit and I don't recommend it at all.


Hey, watch it, fox boy.


I-It's not like that, baka.. Nn, shut up already!

You wake up at 2am? I'm a little bit jealous :3

try to contain your anger


not to me
but maybe thats cuz im talkin to her

...

oh. okay I'm sorry. I'll just shut up...

not always. just when I fall asleep 6-8 hours before 2am.

You should know better than to corner an animal like a fox. We have a tendency to show our teeth.

Good, you're getting delirious with edge.

I knew you didn't have shit.

your request is so absurd I don't even need an excuse. that's how little it matters. get roasted, kiddo.

But yeah Bart and I were talking about like late 2011/early 2012


Not much; staying up until I actually get sleepy enough to just go pass out. I've been going to bed at semi-normal times to keep my sleep habits straight and I miss doing that. Trying to fall asleep is tedious. Been busy with work visa stuff. You? -tightly squeezes your ass-

my discord:

nezumi's discord:

ui / bebop discord:

scanners discord:

soto's discord:

ur clearly blinded to how lame her conversation is

and another thing this is why tp nights are the best cuz he can overpower and even improve! all the boring-ass posters most of the time i wish i could do that but i dont have the juice to pull it off like he does

no
he actually reached out to me but shit happened with other people and he felt guilty about it I guess

oh right....

and grim's discord:

I am not

What are the colons for? Am I supposed to fill something in? Is this a pop quiz?

not in public b-b-b-b-b-b-baka!

ah, I know that feeling well. sometimes you just don't get tired. it's annoying.
I've been busy with...nothing. my life has been pretty empty as of late. oh well. sucks to suck I guess, right?

pop quiz!
:D

Mine is the best one.

discord.gg/sX8A2

how could you forget oobles discord

yours is my favorite one

You just said you're a slut, though. Don't you like sucking?

...

D-Don't shut up.. I didn't mean it..

Do you just sleep whenever? What's your usually sleep/wake up time?


All you can do is control dead wood. You're not up to the task of dealing with me!


I don't get how you two can constantly have thread drama around you guys.

nezzumi iz soo kewl
:D


huh? who?
i'm not in that one.

cuz hes not in it
baka

GET ON UP
ON THE FLOOR
CUZ WE'RE GONNA BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE
TIL YOU JUST CANT BOOGIE NO MORE


*hugs you warmly*

yeah but I don't do rp shit in threads.

of course I do! who said I don't?! I'll KILL EM

POTATIS OCH KORV


That's right, you're a nobody!


Sounds just like any other game
Ikt told me to try it too so you're going to have a free laugh once I try.


I forgot when I joined, but I recall it being somewhere in 2012. Tsuchi could probably tell me.

we are dramatic by heart I guess


this time really stung because it deals with person(s) who I thought were good friends of mine

when shit fucking goes down you realize who really has your back, y'know?
it's surprising how naiive I've been

fuck

...

...

!cuddle @Luka

Dansk jävel kommer aldrig känna smacken of biltema korv

I SEE IT NOW
FOR I HAVE WITNESSED THE PRECURSOR GARDEN
THE PRIMAL SIN
THE EVERLASTING
NULL

no it's fine. clearly you'd rather I never talk again...

I try to not fall asleep until the evening/night and wake up in the morning. the time range is pretty wild though because I have no need for a specific sleep schedule. I just try to keep it somewhat consistent when I can. sometimes, like yesterday, if I'm feeling shitty I just lie down and end up falling asleep and that can happen any time unfortunately. just part of me these days.

And thus, I must relinquish your original excuse and you're back to having FUCKED UP

Remove edge
REMOVE EDGE

I dunno about you, but that's what posting YYH looks like to me.

I'm making perfect sense you're just not keeping up!

nice new avatar~
:3

...

sho ga nai fam

Shes never coming back I think too
She didnt go to AX last year cause you were there
Shes scared of you lmao


add milk +honey


Yeah, Ive been sober for a while now

I'm pretty serious but then its sorta unbecoming of me to actually be serious lol
I'm that kind of guy who doesnt liek to talk about his problems though I really appreciate the offer though
Glad to know you're there for me fam ^W^


Oh man, so youre pretty much a wildcard
That's a fun type

What do you drink anyways? Are you the girly kind of girl who cant take shots so you only do mixed drinks or do you go hard with the shots?
I assume you don't like beer cause LOL YOURE A GIRL

my excuse for that is go succ urself

:3

my discord haz all the kewl dangerous powerful discord bots!

I have Teeto in this folder too.


how funny


its actually an old one

WHEN I FELL FOR YOU
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS REAL (oooh~)
MY WORLD IS A DREAM OF LOVE (dream of love~)
BUT OF ALL THE DREAMS TO COME TRUE
TELL ME BABY
HOW I LOST YOU

yeah, I understand. just want you to know that I'm an available option if you want. I know it's hard sometimes when you've built yourself up as being so carefree and everything, but everyone needs someone they can drop any kind of act around. just letting you know I'm there for ya.

you've had that folder all this time and never have used it?
i'm surprised.

I used it before

...

Sverige er 10 km fra mig, jeg tager sgu da bare til Malmø. Svenskjävel


Calm fam

It is difficult in these past few days.

not as much?
and not in a long long time? ._.

so triggered by this image

HER MOUTH AROUND MY COCK
MY GUN AGAINST HER HEAD
BANG I BLOW HER HEAD OFF
AND SAID
"HEY BABY
YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE
ARE YOU SICK?"==
AND I HAVE LIPSTICK ON MY DICK

You're pretty alright at keeping your head and honestly that's prettty admirable

I wish I had that kind of demeanor

you FUCKED UP
you had ONE JOB sci

ONE JOB

That is correct.

See I'd tell you you'd be the one doing that but I'm already literally struggling to peel the sluts off me as it is.

Who?
Teto, as in the fag I post?
Or some YYH character called that, I've never watched the show

cougar woman. loli body.

the.

dream.

...

this wouldnt be a problem if I didn't invest so much here.

I am cursed.

There's no way you could possibly be any worse at it than Ikt though.


I suppose that's true.

That shit always sucks. Maybe it's why I have issues getting close and opening up to people :^)


W-What the heck? You know that's not true, idiot!

Ahh, sorry about that ^^; I'm still a bit envious of that. Most nights I'll be really sluggish and force myself to stay awake just so I don't end up going to bed at 7pm and it makes time pass by really slow.


Your Darkness Fame technique hasn't left much of you, either. We could run, if you want.


Yeah, it really depends on my mood and the environment I'm in.

Usually some mixed vodka drink, but I can go pretty hard with the shots. It's so unlady like though :3
I drink beer if that's what everyone else is having, but it's definitely icky.

The fag you post.

that's what you get for being dominate in a sea of subs.

What about getting roughly throatfucked?


Were u here when Bart was attentionwhoring really hard?


The gate cannot be closed once opened.


SO NOW COME SEE THE GATE OF THE VOID IS NOW FOREVER OPENED
I'VE BEEN GUIDED THROUGH THE FIRES AND MY EVERLASTING SOUL IS NOW SCOURGED
FOR I HAVE LEAPED
FOR I HAVE DIED
FOR I AM ALL
FOR
I
AM
GOD

ill take cougar everything thank you very muchhhhhh


shit man I dunno your history with this stuff
sorry

sure seems like it's true...might as well cut my tongue out, won't be needing it anymore...

there is literally nothing about me or my life to be envious of, except for my hair.

huh?
she's 42


welcome back og nezumi

ohgoshyesplease


cougars are kinda hot tbh

Det finns typ 2 biltema i malmö dansk jävel

kinda?

pffffffffff

more like HELLA


WHY??????????????

no jabla

Nah man, it's jokes. I don't really get involved in drama here.


Can you send it to me if you do? :3

Shut up, I am completely envious of your freedom to go to bed whenever. And your hair

yeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahae(jovoycesjovoycesjovoycesjovoyces)yeahaeyeahaeyeahaeyeahae
WAITING
WAITING
WAITING FOR YOU
*boop boop beep beep* AAH YEA
*beepbeep boop boop* AH-AH-AAH YEA
YEAHAEYEAHAEYEAHAEYEAHAEYEAHAEYEAHAE

Fuck how will I ever be e-cool now?!?

Normally it's not a problem, there's rarely such a thing as too much, but holy shit I'm so tired kill me

Why would you keep a not!Vocaloid in the same folder as your generic battle shonen characters?
Why would you keep multiple characters in the same folder at all?

We'll build a new gate, closed from the start.

You're the same way as the first day we met. A pain who speaks the truth.

well then it must have happened irl then

which is worse

I'll fuck off and be unproductive. Lates!


I dunno, it's easy enough for me to say chill but I guess you're a bit more emotional than I am


Is he that terrible? I imagined he'd be okay-ish.
I'll ask Subtle for guidance and energy.


Like the first few months I was around I didn't even think when posting, I just posted porn and responded to whoever replied. It took a while before getting a name too.
I don't recall that though no


Så tager jeg i begge to. Nemt, svenske bøsse

Im calling him a danish bastard and make fun of him because he will never taste a certain sausage.

Its a hot mess

went out with one once. back when I was still "straight." met her when I was working night shift at a convenience store, flirted all the time, then went out once. nothing came of it, still fun.

This is really f ucking hilarious and I never would have understood that if you wouldn't have explained it

Maybe I'm just understimating the foreign posters because of the language barrier...

lol nice
september is probably my favorite song ever btw in case u were interested even tho i know u arent

Yeah immigration in Denmark wasn't as bad :^)))))))

Now I'm out!

sure...hopefully it'll make you like me...

you can't be envious of my hair, you've never seen it. the reason I can go to bed whenever is because my life is an empty useless void, much like me. so yeah, no need to be jealous.

Purge it.

...

there's definitely such a thing as too much of a good thing. pace yourself squiddy. there's many sluts to conquer.

not even that
just dealing with a lot of emotional shit lately

have a good one


nice
my first gf was 2 years older than me
when you're 14 it's like 10 years

first kiss french
lost virginity to her behind a fucking bush in a public park
every train ride she was groping me

shit was hella intense


I am
thats good


self-castrate

Good, dumb lolis need to let me sleep

No point in fixing a folder I almost never use.

...

That's where you are wrong, friendo.

If you want to be e famous just suck sotos cancer stick and you will forever be known as the person who actually touched the fucking thing

it's perfect

Can we stop this already? Let's go back to cuddling like normal :3


Mnn, I'm not really sure honestly. I can't think of anything like that.

I've been like this for as long as I can remember ^^


He hasn't really played that much, he's like 800k rank.


I-I just want it for my collection!

But you said it was amazing, and I believe you :3 I want my life to be like that though.


Fuck, now I'm depressed.

older women are vicious predators. smh tbh

some cute guy wants to bite and lick me.

do i let this happen?


thoughts ?

if it's on your ears yes

I didn't say fix
I said purge

Wowie mad


every day

thats all fine and okay
we all take time to mature into productive and social human beings

let nature take its course?

*coodles yew lovingly and warmly* -gara

you have a collection of tongues? o-oh...so you still won't like me...you probably hate me for even thinking you'd ever like me...

you should never believe internet people, but yeah, my hair is literally the best. all my stat points must have gone into it, cuz the rest of me is a fukken joke.
you do not want your life to be like this you...actually you might. you'd be able to watch anime and shit post literally all day.

WATCH OUT HES GOING FOR YOUR LIVER

that's just my good buddy alcohol, I let him abuse my liver on the reg.

It don't think it is.


Daga kotowaru


BEING GAY ISN"T PART OF NATURE !

NO GO FOR THE KIDNEY IT'S WORTH MORE

me when I smoke weed hehe

Are youa cute trap

WELL SHIIIET

better wear a condom

me on the left
actually in that image

bard is the cutest girl trap

I hope that keeps the shit off my dick.

in that case it's a no

A REAL GIRL


Just clean it out with your hands first.

I JUST ATE MAN COME ON


eminem also

youtube.com/watch?v=hxqw2ShsQoY

I need this

you shouldn't be eating man
that's cannibalism and cannibalism is illlegal

scat fetish is literally a shit tier fetish

Squashing beef is for pussies

y doe


Good idea.


Gotta get your brown belt one day.

LOL

I dont wanna know what that means

poopy

Its when you do anal for the first time.

Are you getting it on with a guy?

Poppy

shipoopi, shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get.

just in general?

And sucking dick makes you a faggot.

Your point?

J-Jeez Cup everyones gonna think Im sad or something
Cut it out lmao

thanks tho fam


I wonder how you'd get at AN if you got plastered then went to the convention with your friends

omg that's so HNNNGGHHHH
That's like some next level alcoholic moe type of shit

Thats still pretty admirable how you'll still drink even if you dont like it

i dont like eminem that much actually he's all right...


cuz licking and biting on the ear from a guy is hot but not gay, any other place is gay
but thats just my opinion i just formed a minute ago

that's why I said you can message me in private. s-s-s-s-sorry...

omg

true that

kinda diff now but I still enjoy them

Maybe.


Yeah I heard some black guys talking about it on Xbox when i was like 13.

no joke


but my balls don't touch

get fukken roasted, kiddo

Rainbow Swag?

Fuck that guy.

Worst poster ever

That's pretty gay tbh

Is he a qt at least?

first song I heard from him was cleaning out my closet

shit was so deep

then we had the real slim shady

WEW

jeez

He is very small


"You lose that fresh dick smell monica"

-tyrone

Oh well, I haven't putting in hours for srs so it's k

I'm sure I could be #1 tho with some training :^)

like grim, deep in the FUCKING CLOSET

But cute?

this is the dudes first song off his first fucking album

and it is solid gold

I don't even know what you're talking about because I didn't care enough to check I just love pointing out when someone gets BOOMROASTED

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