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early af

Really cute.

Why thank you. Dutch people are pretty neat aswell.

I've forgot. what is the bump limit again?

there is none

:3c

typically eager autists make threads way later tho

Oh

hehe

300 psot or 250 image because grims phone cant handle it

that's bullshit

How are you?

Yeah i got that now. So what are you up to?

Who knows? I've never been with one to be honest.

Okay I guess, you? :3

yoiutube
might stop being lazy and get something to eat soon

Not bad, but a little hungry. I should get something soon.

That makes us two. I haven't ate at all yet.

i've actually been campaigning for test for days

but apparently someone who was not elected and no one likes is a better fit

hashtag shrugs

Make me mod

It's alm,ost 2 though

I am mod

don't worry i'llmake you something good

Make me admin
Test and tp will be mods

I'd like to see how that would work out.

Yeah but I woke up about two hours ago.

How thoughtful of you! What are you gonna make then?

i wonder what creepy private messages beepop is typing right now lol

Good use of weekends :3

[2:41 AM] Bebop:

scoot will ban you if you don't cyber him,
riot

if need be i will be mod but i refuse to act civil around big dong

LOL

He is the most neutral poster I know, aside from Waving user

Sabs would seem like a decent mod too tbh

You'd just ban Kanra, Loco, Sci, Fish, and like a bunch of others

Yeah it would be funny as fuck but then everyone's gonna be crying MOD ABOOS

I agree, but then again I do want to be productive, not sleeping the weekend away.

I actually would only ban fish and sci and ui

To be honest you should make me mod.

ummm
i can make all kinds of stuff and just have a big breakfast
like eggs bacon and sausage and all that other good stuff

obviously I'm the correct choice for mod :^)

But what productive thing is there do tod?

That would be really great. And then share it with you while we snuggle.

My room needs cleaning. It starts to smell like dead NEET.

Lol learn to type first then learn to drive

or we could make a really long noodle and just share that ^^

Oh mine too
:3

the soulchild remix is better than the original

...

Mhmm.

I guess it can't be helped.

Thats 19-2000 you're thinking of. I don't remember being a soulchild remix of Clint Eastwood.

Children in Norway can legally change their gender super easily now

There's gonna be so much underage traps

How does this make you feel?

also lulu buffs never

like on lady and the tramp

Exactly, then end it with a kiss.
Anyway I gotta go now. I'll see you eventually.

international romance

Empire Ants > Welcome to the World of Plastic Beach > Feel Good Inc > Stylo >19-2000 > Clint Eastwood > Kids with Guns

bai bai

Melancholy hill my jam

Watch James May put things together.

Captain slow

wish these god damn wisdom teeth would hurry up and grow it

thred went from fast to ded QUICK

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Iam not grim so I feel pretty indifferent
grim would struggle because he probably asks to see passports of everyone he meets to check what it says

yus 19-2000

don't you (you) me

or rather he does not ask he just breaks into their home and rummages through drawers looking for passports

Grim is unhinged

capped

has anyone ever even once used the media player shuffle by rating option

That's how it normally goes.

What does that even do?

...

I think it picks a random rating 1-5 and then plays all the songs with that rating

and at the end of the list does it again
shuffle by song picks a song and plays it and then picks a new one
artist picks an artist plays all that artist and new

But then again aren't we all

I could say the same to you.

It's like a lottery, I guess? Some people just like the thrill of the gamble?

no one i like even goes there

Who do you like?
I've never really seen you hang out around much of a specific crowd.

oh shit oh shit oh fuck oh fuck I'm getting tested fucking tomorrow god fucking damn

and that's why you need condoms

No user, you've just finally gotten an erection.

what do you mean?

the last 2 people I was with were tested clean and before that I hadn't had sex in 6 months

(((panic)))

The secret is to not have sex.

sleep raped confirmed

I dunno, what constitutes people you like?
Who did you come here to talk to, I guess?
I'm not entirely sure.

The secret is to not let the succubi near you.
Clearly it's just where your soul has been sucked out.

succubi

quark time

okay called the front desk at the neaqrest hospital and I can get it done at the emergency room

I'll be back in a couple hours with news

Somehow, somehow, I fucking knew you would wake up right then and comment on that in some fashion.

I like cupcake

somehow, somehow I don't think you knew I'd wake up right now.

k bye user be safe luv u

neko neko chan

ur moms a quark

I mean that one's pretty common.

And yet I did.
Maybe I'm just psychic.

or someone who is stretching the truth. the world will never know.

...

Well I mean there was a vague window.
If you want the truth I saw you commenting on women being succubi because you're such a fag more than just going for the succ, but I suppose that was pretty dumb of me.

all morning.

every morning.

Good morning.
Is this a specific morning of despair or a general one?

nah. I don't put that much effort into things anymore. keep it simple. that's me bby.

Effort is fun though.

Is Squash confirmed ded or Alive?

she is vanilla I guess

hullo

fun is a buzzword.

I dunno, I just woke up.

ur a vanilla.

He's going to have the worst hangover.

and he was already feeling sick. drinking was a bad idea. poor guy.

well duh
im pure

whatcha doin lovely?

mmhm

Buzzwords are fun.

I mean he was technically drinking water.

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me too thanks

This one especially.

I was supposed to be up early,
but I slept in an hour late.

Hulla.

How's Ikt?

just woke up. watchin' some youtube videos. waiting for the internet IT guy to come fix my internet issues. how about you?

on this we finally agree. you cuck.

yeah but, that can only help so much. especially when you were that drunk. the boy's gotta learn to pace himself better. I got pretty drunk last night too and barely drank any water before bed, ate nothing, and woke up feeling perfectly fine.

you slept in an hour and that makes this one especially? did you miss an appointment?

what's up rinnyrin

Good, what's Rin up to?

What a rip
Got anything to do today?

no u

At least use some good buzzwords.

Same here, I just posted things I probably shouldn't have in hindsight. I need to learn to keep myself from doing that.

I refuse to put effort into this. cuck.

you only question my purity cause you're so gross!!!

bit of a rough morning I see.
gonna haste?

watching that one bee movie
this is kinda ridiculous lol

what's wrong with your internets?

yes me

...

well I don't know who else you shared with but you have nothing to worry about from me.

I'm not gros. wow. don't be rude, I'll tell on you.

the bee movie? actually a pretty good movie imo.

it keeps going out at random times for a little at a time. it's really annoying. especially when I try and play a game online. tried everything. lots of modem resets, even got a new modem entirely, still happening.

I was supposed to go to Service Ontario today to apply for my Ontario Photo card.

Watching a video and hoping to become an hero.

Not terribly much, honestly, Just watching some videos and thinking about coffee.
I might get changed really quick, just in case.

Beyond the usual, and the mentioned above?
Not really.

Hbu?

Probably not.
Too death to haste.

...

can't still do that?

I don't want to trouble them if they've already gone.
I'll just go some other time.

you could call and see if you can still come in?

( Nezumi )
♥

No one else, I've been showing gross stuff to Mugen for shits and giggles for months now.

It's not an appointment.
Someone else was going, and they were going to give me a ride, but if they've already gone then I don't want to bother them.

Hmm, watching videos while sipping coffee might be a good idea.

you were pwning too much so someone is trying to ddos you

don't become an hero
why would you want that?

Well you're not pure either

ah okaii, then it's just a lil bummer.
gonna get ready for the dd's soon?

Oh my

Up to anything, neko?

What's the usual composed of on a saturday, though.

Late at night but don't feel tired. Probably gonna drink some and listen to some weebshit music meme streams.

What does an image of a dumb burd holding offering an ice cream even MEAN cupcake, god.

well moogs probably deserved it.

aaah. well did you ask this person about it yet?
long shot, sure, but maybe they are running late.

pfft. yeah that must be it.

I'm the most pure. don't make me ground you.

I dunno. you tell me.

He's such a little sub, it's so cute.

agreed

Liars don't get hms.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE

I bet you launch at someone at the mere noise of a zipper

not much
just waiting to go to work
hbu

git ungud

Always is.

Because I woke up an hour late.

Yee.
That's a thing regardless, but depending on things it might just be toof brshuhs and change clothes.

DnD 12-4.

Sounds like it could be fun.

They usually hit me up when they're on their way, so they probably forgot again.

I could totally see him being a shota.

but you know me. I'm the worst. at everything.

for work?

Doesn't matter.

Just something that I was going to do this morning.

Lol how is squash?

Speak of the devil and he doth appear.
Never mind, I don't feel death now.

that's indecent. you pervert.
who'd have thought a furry would be a degenerate.

the woes of relying on others for rides. I've gone over that with you before...I feel your pain.

UUUGH. I'm not being serious with tokai I'm just doing banter! stop being so strict moooooooooooooooooooooooom

Figurative lying is just as much as sarcasm is lying.

she's pretty

kek

did you miss it then?

not true

...

Apparently not.

Still waiting to confirm ded or Alive.

I think I'm a cut above the rest., or below.

I'm just going to assume it was something gay and move on.

The most enjoyable of activities.
You woke up pretty early then.

Drinking and weeb music apparently.

Based, have fun~

Could be. Also could be not. Dunno why I'm doing this, I don't want it to become a regular thing, with the drinking and all.

you should let me have those because you like me.

the most true.

??? you mean tracer?

I like twist ties.

Lol 😆

papi isn't gay.

a degenerate with pride? ugh, next they'll be wanting parades and rights...

don't forget coffee, maybe a little breakfast

I like emily

I give you too many hms as is.

I usually do.

It's too late.
It's already a invaded your soul.
It's too late for you to be saved.

I meant the person I was talking about.

Breakfast is women and fags.

But I still usually skip it.

there is no such thing!

At least a 65% chance.

Gay Pride parades are so obsolete and only now serve to alienate gays from the rest of society. Modern Family having a gay couple has done more good for the gay community than any parade ever has or will.

what is it even?

yuh and i still have a lot of time before i gotta go
what song?

lies

Cup

Clearly there is.

Why?

Doesn't mean the intentions weren't.
I'd rather just take the ice cream honestly, it's too fucking hot here and it's the middle of the goddamn night.

but you made the post without linking anyone how am I supposed to know who you meant?! the hell you think I am, someone smart?

did rin miss something because of alcohol

I never lie.

wub emily

I disagree!

arizona feels your pain.

but you could go hungry later!

Going to a government office to get a photo ID.

I literally linked you afterwards.

No.
And more just because general tomfoolery.

WubCup

I eat for 4 hours at DnD.

cept for right there

Pride is an institution
Stfu

so you were talking about ME?!

no one does that don't be silly.

prove it.

Stop lying.

I'm more right than you usually are, and that means you're usually wrong. So the logical thing is to believe me.

Arizona iced tea

...

so was the drink you had last night a nonfactor?

Cup Dakimura

butbutbut...how many hmms being too much hmms is surely subjective!

daki

whatevs

Pride, is a Sin.

sold : zero. forever. and ever.

A number I get to dictate, yes.

THAT WOULDN'T MAKE THEM SUBJECTIVE

Ur a sin. You and cupcake

Noice, got a good group then?

I feel the weeb overtaking me!

Why so wake up then
Some idolmaster shit currently I think
Stream of some nip club that /a/ watches

Isn't Arizona mostly desert? Those usually don't have that problem. That's why I hate this country so much, it doesn't get as ridiculous hot as some places, it just never stops.

hmm well okay then.
I only had quark so..

it gets cold some nights but it really is pretty bad here even in winter.

I can't deny that.

you don't have one already?

brleeh

i like this pic

what did he mean by this

I am going to carve you eye out with a rusty ice cream scooper.

Yeah.
It was one drink over the course of two hours.

I have two, actually.
And have been considering doing a 5e thing with Storm King's Thunder.

One of us.
One of us.

Wuzzat?

Only my health card.

If you want people to buy a body pillow of you, you need to stop marketing it as "Will literally suck everything on you, especially your body heat away! Do you enjoy having hair literally everywhere? Good news! Because it will grow over and on everything on your bed! The newest model constantly complains about it's existence while you cuddle it! Making you question why you bought it to begin with! Refunds welcome as Cup pillows like being passed around."

To me.

My condolences, then.

It can stand up on its own now.

why does it have to be rusty?!

okay. this was hurtful but clever.

not for very long. got internal issues.

I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY

I try.

/pitys audibly

saaame

fermented milk with vanilla

you make it look so easy.

Because Rusty ensures there's no way it can be hot.

Because you'll just get tetanus.

That's gros.
Your people are gros.

cause i woke up early lol

idolmaster has some good songs
i like the one chihaya sings the most

who?

what took you so long

It's just rambling really. It would've been much longer if I were drunk.

scooping my eyes out is already not something I'd enjoy so having it also be rusty is just superfluous.

you!

well thank goodness it wasn't. my poor feelings couldn't have handled a pounding like that so early in the morning.

You haven't even had it!
it's like ice cream sweet, but feels like paint.

youtube.com/watch?v=XnYPOkzy-oI

Mmmmh yes

Only one thing on you can handle a pounding at any time.

she's right though ur people are gros especially (you)

two things!

(You)

brain shut down

Nice.
What, you mean like, DM'ing?
I'd be weary though, most people I know who've had three games playing has been too much for them, but then they've mostly been normies with social lives. Then again, DM'ing is no small feat either if you mean that.

I haven't done enough weebshit in a while. I'm still incensed about the fag I did a bunch of weebshit dying.

Awful

I don't listen to it, I wouldn't know which is which. Mostly this is just remixes of various anime OPs and stuff

that's okay. cuties don't need brains.

*bumps*

So you are a girl after all.

Only the gayest.

I will force you to eat raw eels you big bully

no no, mouth, butt.

I'll eat ur "eel" alright.

Only the gayest of men have a butt in the back and the front.

Oh right, the part that whines about existing unless it's full of something.

How does a man live.

all the more reason to fill it with something!

disgusting

>///

Manly.

Fill it with something then.

*flumps*

eeeeew see you're the gross one!

Normally I'd agree.

doesn't really work like that. gotta have a consenting something to fill.

adorable

nah das u

I was assuming food would be a suitable something.

++e621 cupcake

no its you you eel sucker!

I barely eat.

you stop that.

...

ayyy

I've heard too many to trust them

s-stop it

Why's that.

Shit taste

Until two years ago, I had my passport, and I haven't seen a need to photo ID since then, until recently.

Superfluity is fun!

I don't make a habit of drinking paint, or paint-like substances.

I do mean, DMing.
And true as that may be, it's much easier to play a game, like I do on the weekends, than it is to DM, which I'd be doing with Storm King's Thunder.
So it's just about finding what works for me, I guess.

I know that feel.
I haven't enjoyed a lot of things since a dear friend of mine passed; she was the one I'd usually play them all with.

I can't as long as you keep being adorable, which seems to be all the time.

don't ever feel like it, usually.

Ayyy lmao

hatchu

Huh, fair enough.

g r o s s

ah well you're not into most milk anyway.
how's eggs though?

wait you're accepting that, just like that? huh. well about time you let me make my own choices!

...

oh
what do you need it for now?

t-that's not true

the most true. cutie.

Go eat something.

As long as they aren't past their due.

I think my Health Card and that's it.
But maybe my Birth Certificate, and SIN, just in case.

dun wanna. I will later.

Specify a time.

Yeah, I'm aware, I've at least tried both. Though not DM'ing out of a book which would simplify a lot. Just saying, don't get burned out.

Damn, that really sucks. I probably should have made it clearer I meant dying in the metaphorical sense.
...man I should try contact his RL friends I know, I do /hope/ he's alright.

Listening to them on their own would be duuuumb.

this is a nice meme

pickled eggs though.
naah but the best way is having the inners flow over the rest so it tastes slimey.
or am I being weird rn

I can't do that. I don't know when I'll finally be hungry. I eat when I'm hungry.

Specify a time.

I am weird b cuz I linked wrong

how do you make ice cream so GROSS

Not meme enough. Needs to be more extreme of a meme.

still talking about eels? I'd try one I guess. don't think I'd care for it, but I do like squid so who knows.

asnbdkjhabsjhd you are being unreasonable. I dunno, noon? probably will get hungry around then?

Noon it is.

dfc

MAYBE.

I'm notoriously stubborn, and don't know when I'm getting burned out.

Ah, maybe try, you might be able to get your weeabfriend back.

You are sure being weird.
I usually prefer scrambled, or omelette.

I showed you my dick answer me.

like u

yey ^ ^

Didn't say maybe.

You'll eat at noon.

if I'm hungry.

how so?

You'll eat at noon.

why are you like this

like me?

All the more reason to pay more attention to that.

Maybe, maybe not. Last I knew he moved away from his loving gf back to his family that hated him in arizona for no reason and doesn't even have a computer. So it wouldn't work even if I could. Then, no reason not to try.

Because you could just listen to the notremix

yeah. delicious.

Because it's entertaining to order you around.

you're not my real mom.

extreme you say

...

well you're not. that's objective fact.

There's no passion in that.
No drive for the reply.

yeah I bet you like squid you weirdo

not poached eggs? that's the slime
but scrambled with bacon is really lovely too.

:)

I'm aware. Just odd that you'd bring that fact up as a way to distract from an order to eat.

You never know, the situation may have changed since the last you knew.

I like my yolk to be solid, or I have to eat it last and in one bite.

what? don't be silly. I'm not trying to distract yo-LOOK A BURD

like, the food I mean. the poster is dum. like u.

One week, no degrading comments or hms.

yes that what i always do

omg stop it >//

okay okay geez! I'll eat at noon!

wat is tokai up to now?

stop being so delicious. oh wait, you can't.

Good girl.

bully.

Well, hopefully.

based

I am, yes.

my shitpost passion is not there in the early morning..

yeah if it's solid in one bite it feels really odd.
almost choke worthy.

I'm a smarty.

I need to go do groceries but I'm comfy

you never tasted me so you don't know

mmhm

Only time slime feels good is when it's all down the pipe, that's the only thing it has on solid.

Y :(

if youre not hungry yet then it's okay
since stores don't close yet?

and a meaniehead.

good joke thurr

guess I'll just have to do that then.

ur the wurst

Oi.

I'm a dick.

Explains why you love me.

Achoooo

...

the logic checks out.

I believe in you.
I believe in your shitposts.

I'm a dick full of logic.

...

I have more uses but let's not go there.
I should really do groceries now.

they're gonna be super busy in a little bit so I kinda gotta.

you're a good joke

they will return in strength

[joke about sucking all the hot creamy logic out]

...

:((((((((((((((((((

I'm a bad one. like my entire life.

Shitter than ever?

Logic is cold and hard.

oh shush. luvu

I like things that are warm and hard.

For some reason I thought you'd have something to say there. Now I have to break this image sequence.

Oh well, guess you can't handle it.

what do you usually get?

I'll find a way.

why would I have something to say ever?

Hm.

you won't

Y-yey

Because you're a cool and interesting person with a variety of vibrant, unique opinions to give on any subject presented to you?

pffft

nnng...

oh but I will.

...

Hm.

...

A agree with the ink fish.

I couldn't even keep a straight face while typing it.

What

was good joke

n-nothing. nothing. good hmms.

he was making a joke.

Agreeing with me is implicit in a lack of commentary.

You're a good joke.

I am clean praise god

my life is.

Ah, I see.

But what if the joke itself was a joke?

Clearly only the divine could apply water to your body until the impurities were driven off.

...

...

...

erotic acts

As long as you're happy then.

*poi*

Lewd acts.

happy is a strong word. smiling a little at least.

with emily.

Hm.

...

Hello, uh, I have neither a clear grasp on what you go by, nor a dreadfully dry and unclever moniker for you.

What do you even prefer? Theseius? Luka? Sparkles?

...

nnng.

pervert!

Wonder what I should make for lunch.

I was the user earlier in thread having a std scare

...

Are black people real?

no

Yes.

Real people, no.

sandwich?

No, they're a myth.

Not enough supplies. Not in mood for one anyway.

what are you in the mood for?

Wings.

Who doesn't have supplies for a fucking sandwich?

Oh those are the worst. I've had two myself, thankfully I was all clean. Ex-boyfriend of a partner told him that he got all these different stds that he actually didn't.

that was obviously deliberate.

This asshole:

You walked into it.

that being said wings do sound pretty delicious. you should buy me some.

Wow what an asshole.

Wearing headphones feels so weird. How do you gals do this?

I usually cook drumsticks and wings. They come fairly cheap.

He should get off his lazy ass and buy supplies.

yeah but you're not here to cook for me.

Blacks are equal

3/5*

My last roommate gained 20 pounds in three months with me cooking.

You sure you want that.

Cupcake already got a phat ass

😂

holy shit. okay I changed my mind, I wouldn't care about my weight if you were cooking.

👀👀👀 myfuck.accountant

Trace sounds like a fatty

Pulled pork is good too. I just put it in a slow cooker for eight hours while it's in beers and some secret seasonings.

Poi~

hello person named squid
shorthand, Luka is fine by me.
*waves* ^ ^

He should post stomach.

*American

Sugar mom?

Whatchu looking for anyway

pulled pork is one of my all time favorites.

We had a company potluck and my boss pulled me to the side and complained at me for thirty minutes about how it was the best pulled pork he had in his life.

Damn, sparkles sounded far better.

Those are any different?

Sugar daughter?

What, in terms of headphones?
I'm not entirely sure.

R u squash

Kekekekekekekek

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