Anyone read the Metro series?
Anyone read the Metro series?
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Artyom is bae
no grim you arab
a-anyone wanna get in a discord with me and help me pick out computer parts?
Keep it up
Ugh, are you mewtwo or somethin'?
Cause you really know how to exert pressure!
Can't handle my puns?
Hah, get a grip!
dw I can sperg my way outta this
This scene was stunning.
Stop being queer and have a beer.
ugh fine, jeez
Rhymes aren't puns!
C'mon, I expected better than this from y-ui, senpai.
I don't know I feel like being a nuisance.
Im tryna be a wizard
only 10 more years!
tfw no techie friend to help me pick out which parts I should get and to help me make sure they're all compatible
no snow for you
I'm a pretty stale guy though. I tend not to be very punny.
Yeah, they're great books.
Although they haven't translated Metro 2035 yet.
Tracer why don't you talk as much in these thread?
Just get an older brother who can guide you through it
(for me at least)
my older brother doesn't into computers
Oh, they finally got around it.
The last time I checked in 2016 they only had a Polish, Hungarian and a Russian version out.
But if you haven't read the books, they differ a lot from the games in multiple scenes.
You're like a gayer shittier Jack.
Like what kind of goal is that to even have wtf
nvm ic ant bother
Don't worry if you're stale!
I can freshen you up ezpz
see that's a pity.
To be the very best? Idunno
Im just too sperg to into secks duh
I didn't like 2034 as much as 2033. Writing style was pretty muddled.
You're like my brother when I ask when he and his wife are going to have kids for me to spoil.
Let's go to one of those beautiful Mexican resorts with armed guards!
You look so cuuute. Havin' a good hair day!
Suck my D ;3
dw the loneliness is already doin wonders
That sounds brilliant! can we please please please??
That was Christmas :p
shooting in fort lauderdale
Well, 2034 was pretty hurried, thus a lot shorter too.
I wonder why they changed so many characters in the games though.
a fair exchange
they had to give hunter some amicable traits for the game at the very least.
khan was accurate imo
I ain't never been to one, but my friend used to go every year for Spring Break. I need to see if she'll send me a pic she got of an armed guard with his finger on the trigger leaning against a palm tree and checking out some girls. I wanted to blow it up and make a poster!
Is your hair naturally straight?
ruv you rong time
I have to get my roots redyed and my dead ends trimmed soon x_x
Your love smells like ravioli so no one wants it.
True, but I still feel like Khan was a bit off and came out as a grunt with special powers in the game, instead of being shaman-like as he was depicted.
Oh hit, i thought you meant you wanted to blow up the hotel... ISIS style xD
We should get our boobies out this upcoming spring break WOOOOOOOOO
It looks so soft. I wanna touch iiiiiiit.
Mine tends to curl a bit and get unruly if I'm not careful. Gotta hot oil that biz.
Naw, just wanna sip margaritas and play volleyball while guys with machine guns cat call us en español.
oooh post hair~
I love getting petted <3
No sads, only cutes. Cute smiles and cute shoes.
:D And with that wall they'll be begging for business
I need shoes.
Yeah..every ingame character could have used more depth
And a few of the scenes, since they were far more brutal in the book and actually depicted the horrible situation better.
But I've picked up on playing the Redux versions of the games now.
They changed how most of the characters look like in it, compared to the original 2033, Last Light Redux I haven't gotten to yet.
cup im sorry ok
cup im not sorry ok
I'll be a good girl for Daddy~ <3
oh really now?
was it just model updates or whole char changes
If you are good then yep ^^
..y-you don't appreciate it?
wait who is snek
I'm thoroughly confused right now. what are you two talking about?
Just model updates, like Khan looked more like an siberian/asian in the original 2033, actually have a picture.
hallo, ich bin snek
I want it
I'm so sorry..
does this not loop or
I'm actually so sorry, really, from the bottom of my heart
this must be remedied
Brats get spanks!
Yeah, it seemed very weird when I started playing the Redux edition a while ago, also Hunter and Miller got some changes.
Miller 2033 Redux:
I'll try to be a good girl, but they're gonna run out of my sizeeeeeeeeeeeeee
did you just assume my sexuality
You can probably fit your dick inside of her belly button and use it as a 4th hole.
Its a direct line to the ravioli.
Link them and we shall see
They're too expense. You've seent them before :/
Tis but a pipedream.
GPU: gtx 1060 3gb
CPU: i5 6600
Motherboard: gigabyte GA-Z170X-UD5
RAM: 8GB DDR4
PSU: EVGA GS 650W
this sound good? everything compatible?
made it myself
its been so long since I played the games, all I remember was khan and hunter's faces
the improvement is great
really brings some individuality back in
I got the approval by the higher ups
ya boy is moving out in 2 weeks HELL YE
I can't tell but if you put them into pcpartpicker it'll let you know if it's compatible
Which building are you bombing?
Oh, that approval.
It's good that Guzma is moving out of his parents.
One day you'll have thoise shoesies... and a daddy uwu
higher ups for what ?
Kind of wish grim would do a loco and NEVER post again
THE COMPANY IS EVEN PAYING FOR MY SECURITY DEPOSIT YEET
Loco will be back
coming to a cutie near you
this would be good
I left forever once, I think everyone does.
Grim, now that you'll make bank you can be my sugar daddy.
Just remembered I get a pay raise next month. Boosh
when your case has a window but it's in the way if the window is facing towards you and you feel bad about putting the window to the wall
hello I am a representative of the anti-bully federation.
please cease your activities or we will resort to contacting your parents.
sucking dicks sure pays a lot doesn't it?
I quit my original thread and never went back.
Speaking from yo momma's experience?
To the sweat drops down my balls.
Are you cereal?
I'll do certain things for those btw the way
Thank you for cooperation
idk man SSD still just sounds like a gimmick to me
my mom is a whore that bailed on the family and went to jail in Michigan.
ur a girl
It is listed under the "might happen" category... if you are patient
certain things? owo
atleast she didnt see her pedo son.
this is a major turning point in my life
I'm so happy mane
at this point I want to thrash you violently against some concrete instead
Seems like it would work.
A lot of the levels look better too, it's pretty much just graphical porn the edition for the games.
Glad to hear it worked out.
The SSD is pretty required.
They don't know how to OC, so might as well let that be.
when your case has a window, but your CPU cooler is so big that it blots out the sun
SSD is very useful when you install your OS on it, it boots up a lot faster.
nanu best poke boy
jealous I got all these imouto's to play with?
well I'm going to get a large influx of money in a couple of months
might as well upgrade my pc and play that shit on MAX
Not in the slightest, you monster.
Its a good change then.
hmm, guess I'll go for one. only like 60 bucks for a decent one?
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER
Patience is hard though :(
Yes, "certain" things ;3
ur a girl who likes girls
Ain't no Guzma.
hopefully stays good
YOU WILL BE CRYING OUT IN AGONY
2d loli> everything
You'll find out
Good. Because you make me moan in sexual frustration.
And then you can start working on breeding your family
I've been doing that for a while now, runs like 160-200 FPS on the 1070 all maxed.
Just anything that's 120GB is fine, Windows will just end up taking 60GB of it, or a bit more.
certain things.... speaking of things that are "hard" ;333
Now you're getting it, Daddy <3
But nanu is best tho.
you told me your life goal was to have a nice job and lots of kids
I honestly can't tell when you're legit or not anymore so I just assume everything you post is derision
this job is not THE nice job
but its a rung on the ladder for sure
I think you'll be getting "it" if you arent careful w e w
how would I move my OS from an HDD to an SSD
you sexist bigot
What is the nice job?
have this meme sir
Oh yeah? Is Daddy gonna kidnap me~?
You probably have to get a new OS
daddy mommy stuff is weird
Still need to get that 144Hz screen though, but that'll set me back ~200$
You'd need to re-install it.
My van with "free shoez" on the side, gonna cutenap you
slap your lamia on both drives repeatedly
something like this
soto triggered me with that shit
is anything over 60hz really necessary
You have a non-overclocking processor
but you're using a custom cooler and overclocking motherboard. Just use the boxed cooler and cheaper motherboard since you're not going to overclock, save some dollaridoos.
That, or get an overclockable cpu (k-suffix) and slap like 4.4GHz on it perm
NH-U12 should take that like a champ
SSD for fast
oh, I forgot you liked rem. I like them all tbh but emilia is bae
wait, I do have a windows 8.1 disk, do I still get the vfree upgrade to windows 10?
ngl that would probably work lol
they are all trash
iunno do you still want me to get sepsis and die
I already can't wait for the summer ;3
glad grim got kicked out of the discords. Ooobles was right
u want some porn?
No idea sorry :x
I don't want to deal with overclocking, guess I'll not buy the NH-U12 and get a non-overclocking motherboard
thanks for pointing that out for me
only when you're riding my dick
upgrade path tho maybe idk you call
naw I got a massive rem folder from nimf
ty for the offer tho
post more ram
rem is shit
with the parts I'm buying I think I'll be good on this for like 5 years
What's the plan???!
both of those people can kinda see though.
Gatecrashing in Maine..... with no survivors
felis best girl
It looks really smooth through a 144Hz though.
I think they offer that to you upon finishing the installation.
she has a cute penis
Maine's like... right there :'(
hes cute but
I was making a joke, i'd much oprefer to gatecrash welmas
why do you have so much rezero porn
you deserve it quite often
I don't know what gatecrash is
Honestly, why not.
Ui has porn of almost everything
who are you to judge
post mallow porn
I've been sitting on that gif for years.
think I got everything I need
darwin isnt here tho
Wanna bend over and find out ;3
DO NOT RUIN THE JOKE
Got called to a meeting only to find out my favorite co-worker is leaving at the end of the month. ;__;
computer cases come with their own fan right or do I need to get one separately?
Damn. Suck their dick/vagina?
youll have to see whats included in the case
I'd be able to bend over better with those shoes ;3
shh, shh. no tears now
I would be deeply saddened if that were to happen to me as well
I bet you could, wiggle wiggle
oh shit this thing comes with FOUR fans
guess it'll be good since I live in arizona where it gets like 115 during the summer
ooooor I should probably get a cheaper case
what website is this
confused and triggered
Ok, went to the doctors.
Been walking with a limp in my left leg for 4 days and now I;m having difficulty typing with my left hand. Can't grip shit.
CT Scan, Blood and swabs can't find what is wrong with me. No accident, no nothing.
Am I dying?
wheres your cpu cooler
It high vroom
Naw. Just wanna chain them to a desk so they can't leave.
Wanna hop on Steam for a moment?
I feel like I'm losing a brother. The past year's been great for both of us. But at least he's moving on to something better. He's earned it.
sounds like a nerve being pinched
THIS IS PURE SEX
for me it would be like losing a big sister
she might not be coming back this summer
Maid elma when?
Same, atleast you have fun memories. I think of my fdaave babes who have left.
makes me sad, given they been replaced by a backstabber.
thank god they left
At the leg and the arm at the same time?
You know, could be legit, I did have a massive cramp in my leg a few days ago.
... but thing is... it doesn't hurt.
It is just hard to move my leg and hand.
wait, why can't I just use my current case? it's got 2 fans and a window and it's fucking massive
yes, one of your spinal discs may be pinching a big nerve
Scanner ahs spinal bifidus
I thought You've seent that!
refresh my memory? :3
or you might have some brain damag
No, u :p
Your flattery will get you everywhere~
actually using my current case would make things easier, it would take a lot less setup and it would save me a hundred bucks
Time for an MRI.
Alcohol has finally taken it's toll.
Let's give it a week, see how this plays out.
Putting my money on me ending up in a Breaking Bad mental breakdown and life change moment.
stay strong bro
to your bedroow owo?
I'm more annoyed that I'm not allowed to drink booze because 'my family are concerned and it will be wrong to get wasted after having blood tests and a mini brain scan'.
Asked for pics of brain, couldn't get em printed.
I would say just quit but not everyone has the gift of being able to quit anything cold turkey within a week
Wanted brain scans so I could shitpost with them too.
how do people talk like this youtube.com
Alcohol has finally taken it's toll.
annoyed that I'm not allowed to drink booze
Maybe your family are right
I mean... if I had a bedroom, certainly.
Makes ya wanna tell life to keep the change, huh?
Good riddance to bad company!
The fuck am I going to do with 15 cans of lager, 12 cans of cider, and 3 half bottles of gin, rum and vodka respectively then?
That's 2 months worth of shitfaced right there.
But I genuinely like drinking. It's a perfect 'eh, fuck it' release thing.
And it is just a weekly binge, no biggie.
They're just narky cuz they hate how 'my face looks' and are triggered by drunks.
no u <3
be my e-gf
what do you think of this
I mean, every other room is also good
isnt it pronounced laheck or something like that
why do people say it like that?
I'll wait till my birthday.
Let's go to your room instead <3
I feel this is in order, seeing as so many of us are bummed out today.
This usually helps me.
Tthat or I'll wait till I legit have nothing else to worry about.
that is a case yes
tfw really want to order chinese delivery but I only have 7 dollarydoos
I got a big ass calzone, 2 bottles of cola and a bag of wine gums.
If I can't drink myself stupid, then I'll eat myself to death.
i know what it is that wasnt what i was asking
Yes, smooth move
want some money?
Walk to one.
Order cheapest, plainest shit.
that's never nothing to worry about.
another good one by him
this is phoenix
you gotta walk like 5 miles to get anywhere
Oh, btw, thanks Honey.
I mean no more legit worries.
Like this hunchback shit.
Or getting a better job and moving out of this place.
Yeah, you're fucked m80
LOL GET FUCKED
I still don't know to this day
WOW, I GOT A NEW BEAD, WANNA HELP BREAK IT IN ;3333333333333333333333333333
well either way, I wish you the best with your endeavors
total comes to $879
$779 if I keep the same case
i had a class where we dabbled in that but I never really pursued it
if you cant answer it with YEARS of experience then it should not be known to the world
I got this shit man, I'm hoping I'll get sick pay with this dumb shit.
Get the pjs cunt, get on netflix.
how do I find out the model of my case?
knock on wood!
Btw, I have found this awesome new hobby and it beats drinking, it's called sleeping!
No seriously, I think I'm an old man now, I legit can sleep at anytime, anywhere and on anything.
What is a model and a case?
w-what are we doing on the bed? =3
Nujabes is fucking awesome too.
SLAP THAT SHIT TOGETHER
when they hate on clogs
so I can almost definitely use the same case for my new computer?it's got plenty of room and 2 fans
I'mma rip your pants off to start. We'll go from there.
Probably not, but I'd call up customer service, make sure.
idk i use a pizza box
yea it's a pretty cute song.
I wouldn't be making so many stupid posts if I just had a techie friend I could voice chat with
and then what? dont leave me hanging ;3
what have i done to deserve this cold shoulder
Seriously though, call up customer service; they sell the shit you want, and you won't send it back if it is right on.
you'll never have friends
I'm goin on a test drive~ <3
Oh? you know how to drive stick?
found a computer with the same case as mine
I do. All six speeds and reverse cowgirl
kindve an eyesore
Maybe we can practice the rear bay parking
I wanna save on the new computer though
I got a Fractal Design Define 4 and I wish I got another one
I could use some practice.
it's my neetbucks and I want it now!
i promised myself no boners today
ideally i'd get a cosmos 2 but they are so expensive
I wonder what the sub to switch to dom ratio is here
I'm a sub but literally everyone I get with is subbier than me so I'm always forced to dom
does that count as being a switch?
How be you, Sockies?
m-make daddy great again
Sorry... its boner o'clock
Do a strawpoll for science.
everyone is sub but me
you can't bring alcohol in the dorms
what is wrong with america
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Oh, it's gonna be great alright <3
Isn't that old?
Probably go with something with lots of dampening and the inside is modular and the dust filters are easily accessible
I have to lift my comp up everytime i wanna clean the bottom filters, the top can only servse as exhaust because it has no filters so i left that shut and the bottom hdd cage wasn't removable/movable so it blocks the bottom front fan air flow
so it's like all:1/2:0?
socks is sick and it sucks.
no one will reply
Nothing wrong with that.
I'd make you something so powerful and spicy... I swear my cooking cures aids and dementia.
But also gives the shits, vomits and sweats.
The lord giveth and taketh.
giddy up cowgirl, i wonder if I have to get you some boots too.
tfw you want to be a sub but always end up domming
like can they tell you that you are not allowed to drink in your own home
That one dom
A FEW STRONG SENPAIS
A SEA FULL OF BAKAS
subs > dubs
Spicy is worst.
you werent saying that in steam last night
Yeah, you are leasing a room.
You fucking alcoholic.
I thought there would be more subs than switches
you'll be saying that all night
and freedomfafs just accept this
who's the other dom
Only reason is why I'm not drinking gasoline and pissing steel beams is cuz somebody told me not to.
People are scary man.
What extreme do you like though?
Spicy is great, it is like both a meal and bdsm at the same time.
id fuck scanner
you're a switch though.
dressed as their sister? or just normal scanner
There is always the option of living off campus.
That's fucking unhinged.
I like.. sweet I guess.
how is it bdsm?
to whoever posted the water trainer earlier FUCK U for SNUG not FUG
It would be the same in some euro places
Idont think anyone lives on any campus anywhere here tbh
angloplaces do not count they are all wannabeusa
I'm the other dom
trusting the average american young adult with alcohol
Both painful and pleasurable.
I like to keep a bottle of the world's hottest chilli sauce around in case I feel depressed, shitty, angry or just feel like fucking my shit up.
That could be why it seems so baffling to you.
I can't name one place I know that wouldn't let you drink but still they probably exist
maybe it was sabby.
trusting anyone with alcohol.
Nigga, I just saw my two best friends last New Years Eve butt naked in my bath tub.
I ain't ever letting anyone on my booze or laptop eveer again.
I can understand disallowing drinking during lectures or in corridors
all bdsm a weird.
I uh.. keep maplesyrup around because it's best.
I'm kidding. I could never do that stuff lol
If I got paid enough.
fuck me until im autistic
some are extremely more susceptible than others.
too late for that now huh
daddy buy me youtube.com
ah yes, you prefer to be the one slapped and tickled.
I'm not ticklish. Who told you I was ticklish??
I couldn't do it even if paid.
That's because you're clearly asexual and your lifegoal for whatever reason is to become a wizard.
Making an educated guess
Just break me down and build me back up again into an obedient cumdumpster
I may have to combine the two, see if it works.
Spicy sweet chilli pancakes.
I can see it happening.