You are now a pedophile because you are friends with someone who posted pedophilia for attention

You are now a pedophile because you are friends with someone who posted pedophilia for attention

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1st

furst

fml

high expectations are risky

if you keep them low then you'll be pleasantly surprised

my fortune cookie told me so

current year pedo scum fuck off curry cunt


god damn

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That's fair enough I can understand the anger there then

I'd ust like to say though I should probably take some of the blame for that

we had a tc but everybody was in discord and so i decided to move over to discord
I mean i didnt invite sci but I think that Grim was jjust trying to be amicable
I'm not gonna push it just gotta say that
ive got my own reservations and all for my own reasons involving everyone in the situation

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True, but you will get used to being let down, in a sense. You aren't exactly let down, but your baseline has been plummeted to rock bottom. I don't like that.

this killed me

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:(

I forgot to drink water after that night.
Just random memes I keep saving, haven't bothered making any webms in a while.

strawpoll.me/12015843 .

Rock lee shouldnt

today feels like a good day for some DMT

Don't worry, it is where I am at too, at the moment.

I would suggest KY

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well what else are you up to

EAT LEAF

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I always get too drunk to realize how drunk I am and then I just go to bed and don't drink water. I know how that feels.

monkey
monkey-eeeee
monkey

DON'T YA KNOW YA GOT TA
SHOCK DA MONKEY

LOL

Holly Willoughby is my mam IRL.

id fuck ur mam

Listening to slightly down music. Bitter Sweet Symphony at the moment. You?

I have a crush on your mam

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i would too.

lol

MANDY
how was your new years? :3

Lets go 3s up on locos mum

in call

might play ksp

WOW
GUERO
GREAT JOB
PROUD OF YOU

me too

then it can be a 4loko

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In call?


It was, alright I suppose. Finally asked a girl out, and she said yeah. So that's good, I think.

Yours?

That only rarely happens to me, I usually just get too tired of drinking and get water before heading to bed.

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like discord

I;m a real adult now
my manager gavemea gift card and I bought wine with it

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Why would you do that?


Where do you live where you could buy wine with a gift card? Jesus, can you send me some of those gift cards?

I'm like that every time so I wake up with a pouding headache and bad tummy ache

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:3

i was goign to go to the liquor store but it was closed by the time i got off worku

lonely :(

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How are you even alive anymore?

Interesting. I didn't know such a thing existed.


Who are ya talking to?

Nichismokemind

nobody really. just listening

Why not talk to em?

SMONK WED

I don't know. I'm use to being sick so it kind of feels just like being sick.

We used to have a walmarrt in town but they moved it JUUUST to the outskirts oftown

so whenever I have to bike out there I need to get on the highway for about 3 football fields length

It's cool though because I usually bike out there around 11 or midnight and almost nobiody is driving and if someone is you can see them coming from a mile off

I'm going to getthis guitar on payment plan for the next year!! Check it out it's so beautiful!!I It's going to cost me about 175bucks a month but by the time the year isover I will have a beautiful guitar and if i dont like it i can just sell it for 2k or trade it foranotherlegendary guitar!!
I'm very excited


What are your goals for the upcoming year?

Thanks for remindme heh
almostforgot

Well, I'm sick all the time, but hangover isn't just being sick, it's pretty much about being in hell.

I underestimated you.

lets go through hell together in bed

plate tectonically

I gotcha fam

{that means we're gonna make the Earth shake]

Just be careful on those long stretches, my friend.

And that is great! The guitar looks amazing. Can't wait to hear you play it.

Me? Not much. Just live. See where this relationship goes. Go with the flow.

not my expertise. gonna listen to youtube now

You have a hangover today Bardo?
I'm just in hell because of my antibiotics.

Would you talk to me if I asked you to?

itd be awkward

Why's that?

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Don't let it ruin you if it goessouth my man
Thats the quickest path to do a good man in :/


I'm happy for you though You deserve it :)


S-sorry for mentioning it alot but my guitar is AAA Koa!!! Its got something called Chevron grain like the rank thing :3
I'm pretty vain when it comesto instruments and beauty :p


I've killed me about 5 bottles in the past 3 days
It'ss been a constant stream of sleeping and drirnking and sleeping but I have been feeling better the past couple horus :3

what are you on antibioticsfor?
do you have bronchitis too?

Get lost sci
loco aint here

scootaloo my love

no reason
youtube.com/watch?v=iPuTYsiLhzA

I wonder if loco sold his antique guitar or no

That sounds pretty much, are you going to take a break from it anytime?
I just assume it's chronic bronchitis, since I've had it for a few months now, got the antibiotics for it a few days ago.

please don't die
Especially in the cold ice nord climate you live in...

I actually dont really like drinking much it makes me feel horrible and I have to work tomorrow so I have maybe 3 glasses left enough to catch tonighs buzz and then maybe another 5 or 6 months without i am thinking

what about you? I heard you havent been drinking so much

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HELL IS NEVERENDING, MY FRIEND

STOP

You can't ruin what is already in tatters, my friend.

And I agree, it looks great. The grain of the wood is sweet, and the stain is good.


Would you just cuss at me?

brappppppp

i miss loco already

no
youtube.com/watch?v=Iw-9XH6KiOk

dont do that. ur picking up bad habits from /lewd/

this shit has got to stop

Eww, cats.

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Not in my current goals, but I need to get the x-ray results of my lungs sometime soon.
That sounds pretty alright amount.
Yeah, just went all out during the new year's and ended up drinking till like 11 am, got some leftovers which I can't drink due to the antibiotics, I'll probably save it for some special occasion.

MY SIDESARE IN ORBIT FROM THE POOPY PANTIES MEME

whats wrong with cats

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JUST LIKE MY LIFE

They aren't loyal and awesome like dogs

my cat is awesome

crawwwwwwwling innnnnnn my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

Not as awesome as my dogs.

HIGH TENSION
JAPANESE GOBURRIN

if you say so

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What kind of doggos do you have? :3

It's just sick

This. You cannot even see the bulge.

haha yeah its gross
I think its funny beecause of that feku poster

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I don't want to argue with you, kid. But you know I am right.


Pit bulls. Best damn dogs I have ever had.

Kawaiii what are there names? :3

my bestfriend has 3 pits and htey are just the mostsweetest little girls

What does it have to with him?


Beating a dead horse.


Become meido

but youre not

It is not all about YOU, you know.

Yes, yes.
The joke is that I have a job.


Basically am.
I should go to maid school once my charge can fly solo again.

JAPANES GOBBORIN
SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT A SPIRIT ONI


IS THAT KID OK

welll I madethis one because he kept ostingthishentai panty girl

And then he was like haha thats gross
and I was like
haha yeah do you wanna fuck her? :3

and he was like hehe maybe :3

and there was a funny bacck and forth

and so I just saw the other poopy panty pic

and its like somebody thats not me made that

LOL

It's either about me or you.


Do you have meido outfit

The girl is Rose. The guy is Rebel. Rebel has been with me since a pup, some 13 or 14 years.

Also have 2 girls down at my dads house, Trouble and Betsy.


Don't make me get the belt.

ME

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This.

Seriously, though, I kinda really want a chicken salad sandwich now, but I dunno if it's worth to run to Timmy's for that.


I wish.
If only someone could buy me one.

I'm like 6 levels irony deep

my mind can't wrap around this


ask subtle

NO DADDDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why Subtle?

You brought it upon yourself, and you know it!

don't you have a master slave thing going on

back in orlando

that was a long roadtrip

Subtle is my master and I am not sharing her.

I just do that to bother him, because it's what Desu always called him.

uh excuse me....???
Subtle is my master?

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Buy Sennheiser Urbanites yes/no?

Hey, I am NOT a fat fuck anymore!

fite me bitch

this would irk me


save up for vmoda m100's

G'night.


I think he dieded.
Anyhow I need to get to bed before it's 1 am, got another appointment tomorrow in the morning.

I don't need to save for anything but I got the offer of getting these for about $120

you were thicc?

Used to be like 280.

if you're going over 100 then you might as well get the best bang for your buck under $1000


sleep well buddy

That would mean it's working, M A S T E R.

Good night

sweets dreams sd ! hope you get not sick soon


BELEIVE IT!

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impressive

Grim said to ask you.

nini sd
don't forget toothbrush

What, love?


I am still fatter than I would like, but meh.

The fucking dog I took in stripped me off my blankets in the middle of the night so I can start the year with 38.5 fever at work
It is my fate to come across only ungrateful cunts

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I think that'd be overstepping the boundary a bit..

maybe he just wanted to cuddle with you

No it didn't its a fuckin unruly bastard one even I can hardly deal with
I took in the fuckin' devil
FUCK these type of dogs.

Can I see?

I agree; if anything, I should be asking Tokai.

Squash take this dog and take "fuck" to a literal level he deserves it

See what?

you are too soft
you must discipline him properly

iT'S NATURAL FOR DACHSUNDS TO COMPULISIVELEYTRY TO DIG AND BURROW AT ANYTHING THEY CAN FIND

ESECIALLY BLANKETS

It sounds like he has a lot of energy to dispose of

squash
that isabella ruins everything is a masterpiece
the VA's are my babies

But, Subtoe, something I will ask you because threads like meme answers over anything, is it worth it to run to Timmy's for a chicken salad sandwich, or should I just not?

That's a bit over the top.
I also need a new monitor soon. And a graphics card.

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Sorry, but I don't fuck dogs anymore.

I already voted Yes

well shit
I dont like to cut corners when it comes to audio
ath m50x's are good for that price bracket then

I love animals but made this one squeel like half a dozen times already and it doesn't works for shit.
I pretty much understand why they kicked him out


A hundred times more than me


ITS NATURAL FOR HUMANS TO SLEEP MORE THAN TWO HOURS A NIGHT
H E L P

His shorts are great./

Make sure he gets enough exercise and go watch some doggo training videos
you can do it

at this point it is a matter of patience

I can't see who votes for what, only that there's 1 yes, 1 no, and 5 Get a Fucking Jobs.

I'm gonna get dressed and go pottee then I'll be running off, be back in a bit.

any reuqests
lose the shorts
'play wonderwall'

wat

Time for this.

Ja ne~

Its my mostfavoritest furry meme

haha
wonderwawll

WAT

i'm lost in the memes

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Yeah, have to do that, can't abandon a dog I took in


Yeah sure

Good night to you too

Well its kind of hard when I only have cats.

Subtle, do you like my singing

I made it better

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Sure

Better than Rin's singing?

Jacko unless you have animal protection laws its perfectly normal to eat your dog

Another alternative is muzzling it

I only considered it since I got a good offer, their normal price is like $200 or more.

dachsund hot dog

I can't compare since I've never heard it

Well there was probably a reason why the sausage was named hot dog :^)

picture related itsmewhen my master (ban archives nezumi) shows up !!

So it only goes full hard when you have dogs?

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stale memes

I had dreams of crocodiles eating trash

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firST neru dReam of 2017

frist one I share at least

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When there's no one in the room but you and you can't stand being alone with yourself anymore.

One of my cats is doing that rn ._.

I also got Curry.
I have so much to eat I'm going to die.

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what the fuck

Excuse me

Why would you post mangina that isn't Buck Angel, I'm trying to eat here.

give one of your cats that's not asleep a hug for me ^^

I wish I could have a cat~

The missing link!


wut

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree

Buck's pretty hot, twqh.

part 2 of 2 here

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Kinda hot.
For porn.

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That ass looks comfy as all get-out.

Fact: Buck Angel is probably manlier than the manliest manly man threaders

Fact: Yoghurt would probably fuck Buck Angel.

It's not gay; Buck has a mangina.

i um, I'm real traditional when it comes to stuff. My sense of humor isn't though.

I don't really tend to care, honestly.

I'm not really a person for porn to begin with, so...

god I wish that were me

scalerator.com/ this is really cool
it has all the scales you can imagine

Anyone remember that /sug///x/ story where the guy made a Peridot tulpa and tried to rape her and couldn't figure out why she wouldn't stop screaming all the time?

2017 is best year already, hope you guys enjoy it as well, have a ding dong.

This curry's still too hot for my itty baby mouth but I don't wanna put ice cubes in it.

First World Life is Suffering.

Link to Korea Genocide Simulator?

No korean genocide simulator yet, only japan, china, france/england and greece genocide simulators.

Oh, shit, I thought you were making a joke because I read it wrong and thought you were referring to the same game by different names with some kinda joke.

Area they actually just straight up [Country] Genocide Simulator?

open the window and put it on the sill for 5 mins

Japanese curry is so bomb tho

I have an inside room.

I legit called that curry, but it's chili. :^)
Forgive my stupidity.

so go outside and put it on one of the tables lol

Well they are beat em ups where you kick the shit out of entire armies as historical figures.
Each one ranges in difficulty, with the greece one being the hardest followed by france/england, then japan/china being the easiest.

they kinda got that bacwards methinks

Pro tip:

Never compliment a piece of furniture in your sisters apartment in case her ex boyfriend bought that piece of furniture.

It can make her very annoyed.

Then I can't just sit in my room and suffer.

Interestingly, my room used to be on the outside wall, but a later addition put a porch onto it, so I actually have a window into the porch that's just got a huge piece of insulation in it.

Thanks for caring and trying to help, btw.


Is that what their actual titles are though?

women
LOL

Unless she's a reasonably person who can comprehend that if you're complimenting her furniture, you probably don't care who got it so much as she has it and it's nice.

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fuck that
if its a nice piece of furniture idc if hitler bought it
im gonna compliment it

be sensitive somewhere else is what I'd tell her

I want some jap curry now :(

sheesh. maybe you need a new sister. Sounds edgy.

Same.
I was originally just going to Timmy's for a sandwich and drink, but then I got there and was like "I haven't had it in so long though. :("

oh fekuu~~

I don't know, each one had different bullshit that can kill you. The one set in Greece is hard because you are fighting Greek legends and shit, as well as those gay ass pike walls. Europe was is scary because of the shit tons of heavy armor and couched lances, not to mention slingers and longbows. Japan nobody has a shield and you can just bumrush everyone, but it has guns so thats pretty spooky. China is pretty easy till they break out the grenades and repeater crossbows, though in later installations they became less dangerous.
Of all the wars portrayed the Chinese one had the most deaths of any war at the time, only beaten by the Mongolians, USA Civil War and the World Wars.

There was that one battle in Chinese history where the one army was getting pincered in a valley or something, and they just started syphoning dudes from one of the army while spreading out their formation to hide it, to kill one of the pincering armies, then redirected all their troops to the other.

Asian war history in general seems to amount to putting everything into bluff and getting lucky with dem 20s.

Or the one army where the Tokugawa had a bad engagement with Takeda, so Ieyasu holed up in a fort with a small handful of remaining troops, and his plan to deal with it was to just fucking open the gates and throw a party at night while his ninja killed a bunch of Takeda troops.

'cause like, who the fuck throws a party when they're cornered?
Much less while their enemy is just kinda randomly loosing forces.

Was that Hefei? The Wei army beat the invading Wu army despite being outnumbered ten to one, in fact they almost killed the ruler of Wu during that fight.

and the weird city girl says
love me love me
love me love me
love me love me

Probably.
I only know Chinese history in passing because one of my friends is a fan of it.

I know more about Sengoku Jidai than I should for a Canadian, though.

Mitsuhide, marching west and telling his forces "The enemy is at Honnoji."
So his troops, confused, just kinda rush the temple and start killing everyone.

Tokugawa is such an ass I can't even handle it, never woulda won if Hanzo and Honda weren't there. Hojo best clan.

For context this is what i complimented.

She had it in the corner of the room.

The local jap joint is open..you think I should order some? it's $15 for 2

weird decor

Why does your sister have a caesarean bust in her room

The only reason you know so much is because you're a weeb

I know a lot more about China, Japan I only know a few battles and clans.

He literally wouldn't have.
But you gotta admit, Ieyasu had massive balls.

Like, Honda being an unstoppable behemoth of a man aside, it takes balls to just try to bluff an entire army that the entire nation fears that hard.


Can you eat two, because it'll probably turn before it gets here.


There really is only a few worth knowing of in Japan, tbqh.

do it

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Was her ex-boyfriend a two thousand year old roman?
Is your sister infact an ancient vampire?

I suggest double checking these facts.

When Nobunaga was like
About Takeda, so he had a battle where he was ridiculously outnumbered against the best cavalry in the land.

And killed the entire Takeda cavalry with just a handful of riflemen squads by staggering their firing orders.

aroo
aroo
aroo

I am a big guy, nothing would stop me from eating it in one sitting

come over so we can share it :^)


aiite

Pay for my passport and plane tickets.

for you

lmao what province do you live in anyway?
could drive

TBH, there are a lot of storied of Nobunaga just going "Know what? Fuck you and your dog too."


You live in NYC, yeah?

I probably only live, like, a day's travel from you.

Tokugawa was just a patient man, waited for everyone else to be weak and then struck, waited for old man Takeda to die and then took his lands from his kids, did the same to Hojo.
Trust no-one, especially not your vassal.

Nunavut

Trust only the man who's basically just sucking your dick the entire time.

Who also, as the legend goes, built an entire castle in a day.

Filthy savage, go back to Svadbe

My favourite part is that before that battle, he was basically just Nobunaga's shoe bearer.

And the dude's just like "Build me a castle."
So he did.
And he did it so fast that they didn't even realize he was doing it until it was too late.

Dude's a hero, don't care what anyone says.

Just don't murder Rin when you see the penis.

mhm
not too bad

Still the best, Japan would have been better under his command.
youtube.com/watch?v=yBDsiFyorcI

mfw i see the penis

DON'T KILL THEM

I don't live in Toronto.


Probably not.
I live, like, an hour from Oobles, if you aren't lame.


see
Hashiba was a hero, I don't care what anyone says.

Dude didn't even have a name until that day, and he still outperformed everyone.

Too bad he didn't have a son until it was too late.

Ticket sales just opened for AN2017, anyone else going?

Yep, Hashiba was a nice, but gullible man, meant well and was wicked tough in combat, had the fanciest hat known to man. Fought for JUSTICE since he knew how shitty it was being a peasant.

If he had his son, like, 6 years sooner if even that, the Sengoku Jidai would have ended an entire generation before it did.

I don't want to see it anymore...

Also.
The fucking warrior monks.

'ain't no one who fucks with the warrior monks.
Until Nobunaga just burns the entire fucking forest and temple down, like.

if you post when I decide to go on my canadian meet threaders trip, I will add you to the list :D

also I just got off the phone with the japanese place...the waiter was speaking in chinese to the chef!

I don't know if they know both japanese and chinese or are just chinese people trying to make japanese food..

he finally did the bullet ant!

Let's hope the former.

It's less worrisome.

No inv

I could see us going on a road trip
but to meet threaders, idk

pleasecome to brasil

boi stop making it sound like I have some sort of scat fetish

How skilled was his son? I know his second in command took over the war against Tokugawa but too many people bailed on him. Mori was one of the only ones who stayed.

Funny how Oda died the same way he killed them.

i saved that icture just for you silly

I know how much you liike chocolatte panties :3

When did google block Holla Forums reverse image searches?

rip steam sale

Wouldn't you just be a third wheel if it's just to meet up and smash?

Can't be sure- his son was too young too rule, and it was his will that his 5 most trusted retainers raise/teach his son to rule, and to follow him as loyally as they did Hashiba.

They, obviously, went "Fuck that, it's gonna be one of us, because we aren't dumb kids."

And then most people rallied behind Tokugawa because, like or hate the man, he knew the game and how to play it.

I never quite figured it out, but didn't Nobunaga even set the fire that time too?
Or is that one just an alteration for the sake of dramatic irony?

this is not the 80's where you just fuck every person you meet on a road trip

clobs lets smash
I'll buy a meido outfit

you saved it for yourself because you love chocolate panties and you are some sort of weird hippie geetar pervert

Google says Aketchi set the fire, that answers that.

Probably something to do with holocaust denial.

This is actually funny because children who molested are most likely to molest other children. The victims of child rape should be watched closely.

this is why they watch orphanages to determine prison funding

I didt save iT SILLY
ITs a clipboard image :3

I mean if you're friends with that person or think you are and get molested. That makes children pedophiles!

Yeesh.

Huh, no.
Google also says Ran set the fire.

This is confusing.

Sad isn't it? Only the tactician vouched for raising the kid as Hashiba asked.
Mitsuhide Akechi burnt him alive after betraying Oda, which also killed his best retainers.

tfw missed my chance to experiment with a childhood friend I've had for 5 years and then never talk about it again the day after

Yep, dude was sick of Oda's shit.

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what should I name my skyrim character

Let me try again. Let's say you're a child who thinks your molester is your friend. That makes the child a pedophile.

I think I said it right.
We need a special task force to predict people who might be friends with their molester or forgiving to swua---- lol
Oh god that's fucking hilarious.

gograb fat ballsacks

now ur a weird giitar hippie liar

new

doesnt matter if they are friends or not

If someone regardless of age weather they be 5 or 95 molest a prepubescant child, that makes them a pedohpile

Yea it was probably an important part.of your development. It's too bad you've gotten older and no one has the patience required to take you through grades one two and three on social interaction.

What race?

Wait really? Ran burned to death with Oda, from everything I've heard.

I wonder if this will have negative consequences for when and if you have a child. Or even tons of people.

Nahhhhh

So if I'm 13 and decide to jerk off with my friend then you're a pedophile?

(My friend is also near my age)

There is a new thread

Why would that make any difference?

Orale cabron

Smashburger is good tho.

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Complaining about loving children is not a new thing.

Wow Latin is awesommmme

If I was talking I'd try and talk slower for you.

Go. Here.

Emma's goin' to Grim's?

er