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So um
I have a favor to ask and its okay if no one can but does anybody know how to take a clip from a youtube video
into a webm or .mp4?
I just heard a very funny clip and I want to put it on my MEME page

xbone

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gibe mem page link lox

we can just leave it as it is

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ThaNKS FOR the patronage :3


Thanks :3

Eh, I'd like to do something now and then.

do you not just enjoy a person's company in call at times


np

it was being used

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ima go in here and like fucking everthing... standby for notification shitstorm

you have better options

iunno

I don't really look at interactions with friends as something I should weigh against each other.
Each person is enjoyable in their own right.

If I'm friendly enough with people I'll just chill in call with them, even when we're doing different things

idk its relaxing

fuck i hope you got this on a moble app... bc ima blow it up

Until you bring a pedo in the call and lie about who it is.

hey sama

shhh.... im shit posting

why do you think I left

think thats like 20 likes or so...

youve made decisions

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Because everyone rode your ass for pulling some shady shit and trying to justify it.

Stop viewing it as a you or them situation.
You know that isn't how it is and I am not going down that road.

I dont know what riding someone's ass means

Everyone has a justification for what they do, thats why they do them

oh..shhh

lel

you posted chocolate undies

I dont deserve a hero like you
Thank you based sama ;~:

ok... we good


what can i do for you my fine furry freind


jej

was it as good for you as it was for me?

wanna yiff

do i

you left me with this ahegao baby~

may i call you connor?


nah... i like the og version better

Yeah.

not presently... you see i recently fornucated and have no remaining seed to distribute at this time

mm yea thats hot

ugh thats what my mom calls me
but i guess
since you're basically my DAD LOL

I know exactly why people had an issue with it. I left because I didn't feel welcome anymore after that

like
guero hates me
ooble hates me
you hate me

why even stay, y'know?

ill stick with bard... basicaly only call u that when you in huuge trouble and need a whoopin k? ...k

You left because you were surrounded by mod Hitlers as you said in thread.

Also that you didn't like how exclusive the exclusive servers were.

As if they were made for everyone to join.

Today's yuri releases.

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i was backdooring servers before it went underground... youd probably never heard of it

This is some /impressive/ autism.

I was getting sick of getting kicked constantly. That shit would piss anyone off.

i like to think i bring my own special brand of creepy autism... gives it that flavor

cheetos and self pitty

Maybe don't do stupid shit that you know won't sit well with people.

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thanks!

rip

That's just the grinding wheel
it sucks when the crowd is against you I can understand that
But you're pretty relativeley old
You've been here what like 4 years now?
It sucks but don't let it get you down too much
theres always going to be people with some hidden problems that they will wait unti everyone else is on you until they let out

Im no different
It's just what it's like here
adapt or get eaten

mere hours to regeneration...

I'm sorry user-san your autism seems to be far more vanilla.

mmmm
salty~

Thanks 8ch /u/!

i move for no man!

My momma just bought me a bottle of moscato for my birrthday

not quite spaghettios level autism... but close

gib

You're where I was at
EVERYBODY hates you
you deserve it

I'm tired of arguing with you
invite me back
don't invite me back
it's up to you


it sucks cause these are people I like to talk to everyday


fancy

o-okay but you have to drink it from my mouth

You left so I'll just leave it at that.

yes sir

u r weak

Let's see you last another 3 years of it and then you might have some room to talk
You've got nothing on me kid

o shit niga... its oooon


now look... heres whatcha do BARD FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

mission crit shit... word


step 1... open that bitch with your teeth
step 2... getchu like a brown lunch sack and but that bottle innit... fuck
gotta keep that drank cold man

step 3... drink that nigga out the bottle... get that ass drunk nigga. we dont need no glasses fuck naw


4 step... in your drunken stupor go to the neighbors house and eff they dog.. the smaller the better. FUCK YEA

five...???

step 6 profit

im not gonna argue

I wonder if it sucks to be a post op trany and you can't pull your dick out for Harambe anymore.

its got a fucking cork bro
I always fuck up opening them

I got my bottle of Gallo open last night but I already fucked this one up
cork went straight down in cause I tried to get it out with a screwdriver

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tits out for harabrama

nigga what the fuck

drink the mothafucken cork nigga... you done dicked it

I know I know I should have used a screw and a hammer but I dont have either of those things....

I know I'm the worst ; :`

when a manual bottle opener at like any filling station for a dolla... nigga uses a screwdriver

you could have used paperclips
coathanger
scissors

Just pull it out
It's not hard
Were these some sort of medieval wine bottles without a mushroomed cork?

Wine bottles in the US are exclusively cylindrical and inserted all the way into the neck.

i like the superheated twine method... macguyver in this bitch


melt the motherfucken bottle

actually in america we have retard corks
made out of rubber

Its all cool
I have hemostats
soo its back in the neck

What the fuck
Why

youtube.com/watch?v=4_uggscguzs

I'M DIFFERENT
YEAH I'M DIFFERENT

i need video of this process

I'm pretty sure I remember opening a wine bottle by hand when I was there last year though

Then again it was probably a fancy as fuck champagne bottle though, so maybe those are different.

Here I've never seen a wine bottle that wasn't either mushroom cork or screw top though.

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order and ship this to bard STAT

i got it now with the screwdriver and my teeth:3

I have literally never had to do that.

It's pretty much ubiquitous here, even on higher end wines.

woulda been cool man... real party trick if it werent for the initial dicking up of

all the screw top wine I've had tastes like ass

we have a local vineyard here in Iowa called uh
Tassel ridge that uses those almost exclusiveley

Not the greatest product imo

Well, there's your problem.

go sip some yellow tail... friggin aussies

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Probably because wine is steeped in autistic tradition.
iirc they're pretty much proven to be cheaper and better in literally every technical way

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Deal fuccboi

This.

also this

Of course

I missed you, honey


Faggot

Considering how much you bitched when we got onto you for inviting Sci to a private place you sure do like to bitch about people coming to a public place.

You talk a lot of shit about someone who doesn't want to be your friend

YOU TALKIN SHIT
BETTER THAN THAT MEXCIAN DIRT 'Y'ALL' GOT


It's pretty great getting a bottle of the grape shit and swilling i til passing out and being able to just screw the lid on

I purposefully never buy a wine that has either a screw on top or an artificial cork.

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You do not want to start shit.

Maybe you should learn from the shit you do for once.

start shit

i for one enjoy seeing grimmy all riled up

Last night was a joke with archives, if you were paying attention

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Get hit.

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Maybe you should get off my dick. What's done is done. I consider us at a neutral standpoint, and hope that we can be friends again.


Grimmy is in lewds

Griiim, done already?

I' just glad its not me

yes?


nice

Yeah go fuck off somewhere

...is it strange knowing im talking to you when you probably have a boner in your hand?

how does this make you feel?

Come oooooon!
It has been so long!

I don't get rage erections

This is what, the fourth time you've brought this up today?
Like god man, calm your tits, there are worse crimes in this world than violating the sanctity of your special snowflake secrit clubs.

Probably makes sense there, if it's not ubiquitous, with the lower quality wine varieties being more likely to pick it up. But at the same time it is still not only hugely easier, but produces a better product with less chance of damage.

Sounds gay
who gets drunk off wine anyway

...the batr should never a rile

Holy shit. At what point did I say we weren't?
Stop acting like any time people call you out on shit that they hate you.

Jesus. You did something fucking retarded and rage quit my server because Oobles kicked you from hers.

Has it really been the 4th time
holy shit

hi squid

gime kis

i bet you like to be spanked... dirty boy

BECAUSE ITS TRUE

GOD DAMNIT MAN
I REMOVED EVERYONE FROM THOSE DISCORDS

It's almost like it doesn't matter either way to outside people.

This is getting weird

The bigger one is Grim here. He has some weird, perpetual victim complex over everything.

What, I am barely a faggod when there are people like Squish around!

excellent... *winkyfais

oh god
me
I don't drink muchhard liquor since I got way too white girl wasted off some double digit double shots of smiifnoff vodka
I went on a high proof kick with everclear and 151and that just ruined what I had left in me
Wine is just about all I can drik now

no sir
we do not engage in this kind of behavior

what are you fuckin gay

Grow up.

only if you fetch me my packages that have been waiting at my dorm for two weeks

I am not making that drive.

no ace.. im gay like a fox


something something the buddy system

neither am i, it sucks shit

I don't know what to do anymore

you got the reich one baybay

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I'm sure it will be there when you get back.


Stop creating situations that you know are stupid to create and thinking everyone is being mean to you for no reason.

lol


...youre so cute when you try to channel your latent homonormativity

they will be but i want them NOW

By my count anyway.
Pretty sure it's right, for the period I've been lurking/posting.

I don't really care about this but like come on this is just silly.

Hello, person of o's.

I can't speak for him generally but over the course of today he's pretty clearly been trying to disengage while the one other guy is forcing the issue.

I'm just saying your tism's are out of control here my dude.

What does that even MEAN

Gay
The solution is to drink less overall.

Stop shitting on my head
and stop thinking its for no reason

its for a STUPID reason

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its fucking stupid as hell man
like
I dont know if these people are my friends or my enemies

It means that squash is a real superfaggot, and now that mugs is here, I can wrap him in with that too
So in comparison I am super straight!

youtube.com/watch?v=4baxTGOoExM

sneeze hurt my tongue

There is always a reason for everything!

Go get them.


You invited someone that is fucking hated to a private discord and lied about it.
Then you talked shit on people for being mad at you. It could be that you're the stupid reason.

definateley, that's fair enough

I only get to drinking abbout once evey few months
I have a problem with uh
herb you know
but now that I'm21 I cant really tell much I suppose

whats your favorite alcohol?

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Keep discord drama in discord

thats all I ask

be mature about it

be mature about it

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hue hue

Hah, I got you!
But we can agree that mugs is the biggest faggot, right?

i can wait until sunday

but im gonna pout the ENTIRE week

Agreed.


What is it?

you can still message me there

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At least be consistent about it. You dramamonger in thread constantly but "keep drama out of threads" because whatever this is involves you?

oh shit, are we being mature on the internet?

Nobody are faggots, they can be whatever they wanna be!

yes
I am very particular about personal drama

Shut the fuck up, Cato.

hi ho how're you

also at the topic at hand, grim's a fucking dumbass but squash is taking it far lol

Yeah, and I did that.
You got pissy with me because I didn't like that you were advocating that random thread people go to my Discord when you have your own Discord for that shit.

We should shame him for it!

off to plai gaem... k lates

yeah shut the fuck up cato

but drama is the lifeblood of the threads

That just makes you a hypocrite.

Unless it's someone's DOX.

my frank ocean and leonard cohen CDs

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aww, what did I do?
I'm being all good and stuff~

That's mean.

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Not sure who they are.

frank ocean
he said he was gonna drop an album
then waited like 5 years to do it
and then it was SHIIIIIIT

Yeah, it's mugs
we have to keep being mean to him until he draws some more pages

Bard, sing me a song

I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH SO MUCH MUSIC


But he's my dog. I have to be nice.

anyone and everyone would be the same


it is

WHITE FERRARI


yuck


see above

The music you showed me you robably wouldn't be into him

Hes like
R nB Hip hop

hmmmmmmm

This is why I never let you be a mod in the server.


ur yuk

i want kroni to post here again

Shit man I dunno

What
Why are you accusing me of this
Who is that
I don't know what you're TALKING about cato.

Gay

Probably whiskey, or a nice cider or maybe sparkling white, I guess.
For getting drank definitely whiskey, I take the "least time with shit in your mouth" approach.

I'm alright, I guess. I dunno. Very lethargic today for some reason. How are you?

That's what it looks like to me, yeah.

I enjoy all kinds of music.
I just can't recall names and shit.

what do you listen to

But I want more pages!


You're the bard, isn't that your job?


Squash
and mugs
But mugs is a made of gas now

that is a horrible idea

I want you to kill youreself

Aw. Have you tried resting and stuff? Maybe post from a warm comfy bed.

The entire situation was fucking dumb to begin with but at this point it's just kind of meh. What's done is done and grim isn't coming back lol

there he goes again

No one even wants you posting here, Sci.

but why
dont u wanna spice things up

Oh, I've heard squash applied as a retarded term for me before, I thought you were just being a faggetot, didn't realize that's an actual person here.

The point is, stop pushing your gayness off to others.

Pretty much whatever.

I like Bobby Fuller 4.
Let Her Dance being the best of their songs.

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Maybe someday you'll be equatable to mental deficits like I.

Some day.

like
you like to be spicy to people
but you offer good folders and nice music

hes just mad
at everyone

like that null dude

But all that LIFEBLOOD !!!!!!!!

this heavily reminds me of the beach boys' Dance Dance Dance

But it's true!
Squash is like the gayest furry around and mugs is about half a step ahead of that!

there is drama and then there is just liquid shit

know the difference

ah null isnt rly like that, he just has an e-crush on kroni rn. it's a phase im sure.


yea

Kind of odd that you would risk getting everyone mad at you for inviting Sci when you told me you don't actually like him even.


How so?

There is none. They both fucking stink.

It's only bad drama if it's not in his favor.

Maybe lethargic wasn't the right word.
Just can't bring myself to actually do shit but don't really feel slow or tired. Plus I've forgotten how to sleep normally.

Sounds gay

how you?

I believe in my ability to be retarded.

reeeeeeemove furries

but v fun

I didn't think it through


WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THIS

ok dude

u wanna tussle

has similar guitar and tambourine patterns
and similar subject matter i guess

Because you're an idiot with a victim complex.


You've heard it?

exactly, and they're some of the best guys here

i'm good tbh

i found it on youtube

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Kroni is shit and null is shit for liking kroni

It's so good.

ok
im gonna go as far as to say there is no victim here

seriously though stop

dont stop

aw leave null alone. he's a sweetheart, truly

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Acknowledge you did something stupid for once.

I DID
TWICE

YOU FUCKING RETARD

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it's pretty nice

havent really gotten too deep into that era

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get sepsis and die

I mean, you could just not do shit. That's fine. Everyone has those days.

Im ok. I just ate dinner and now I'm gonna go for a nappy.


If you keep up about this into tomorrow he might peel your skin off >.

Only to disregard it later

yes!!!!!

how even?

I mean, at least you're not even bard
he won't even sing me a song!


only?

this joke is only funny when cup does it

thanks

I just pick up random songs so I'm not sure what era it's from.

Like, again, you keep accusing him of having a victim complex, but he's legitimately the one being attacked here.

Maybe for YOU
Because you're GAY
FAG

Yeah but it's kinda annoying
I want to do shit.
Also I keep talking like a retard, which is kinda annoying to me.

Sounds fun, sleep well, Holla Forums.

Time to go bathe be back later

You have been gone. I missed you.

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But he is a Bard

That is his job!

When did I say this????


legit
like when you get your anal piercing
I hope the e.coli travel straight up to your heart

oh fuck squid its almost as though there are multiple events aside from this that corroborate this opinion

There is more to it than you probably get.
Just saying.


I was at family.

Aussies are literally all pure waifus

yes thank you

exactly, so all the guys are super gay!

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LITERALLY IN THE LINK I POSTED IN THE REPLY

You are under the assumption we are mad over something stupid when you also acknowledged full well that you did something that you knew was fucking stupid.

:( aw I'm sorry that I'm not funny.


U can just lie in bed and eat things
order pizza
feel bad
then fall asleep and rinse and repeat

i actually meant to type i'm going to sleep "soon" but i forgot the "soon" part so i'll still be here for a little bit watching the retardation continue


i hope u dont get sick i think ur a bomb ass bitch

thanks

I want to be a bomb ass bitch.

Exactly. it is stupid. but I did not say it was your fault you are mad at me. I said it was your fault you are intolerant of sci.


its ok I forgive u

I'm just saying moight

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whats a moight

Stop

youtube.com/watch?v=3x7DlZyUQcQ

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ex-fucking-scude me?

also i'm not even sorry

its all your fault guys

Are you telling me I'm WRONG for disliking someone who posted CHILD PORNOGRAPHY and actively talks shit of me?

And we are int he WRONG for not being ok with you and your impromptu invite and LYING about who he was?

That's WRONG of me?

Hey Mugen, what's hanging?

Yes.

the kid just wants attention.

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watching man in the high castle

wbu

it is
im sorry papa moogs

Remember when you threw a bitch fit because I let Googles into the server?

Maybe it's just WRONG of you for being intolerant of them.

Yeah this is the standard cycle but today I'm lacking the desire to sleep and I don't feel bad, it's odd

like mate except said differently because I feel like talking like an inbred today for some reason

He's worse than a Jew at this point.

Didn't Grim lead the crusade against Sci in the beginning?

no goggles is actually intolerable

mmmmm inbreeding~

Killing time, looking for things to preoccupy myself with

le !

Or being WRONG for being intolerant of Cup's relationship with his sister.


Holy shit, Sci.
At least make it someone hard to tell it's you.

what are your options

im not trying to hide silly

Also wow good job you fucking LIED to me

Mugs, link me!

I am not silly.
I am a good boy and will be referred to as such.

Maybe you could go out to the store and buy your favourite food? at least you'd get out of bed.


Are you fucking serious right now?


I believe so.


yea man what can i say i just lie all the time COUGH COUGH

No, I am saying that YOU are the ones that don't want him. and YOU have your own opinions, and are free to do so! However, YOU need to stop riding MY ASS about it when I'M not even part of the server anymore! After I apologized for it MULTIPLE times, too!

THAT'S WRONG OF YOU.


HOP OFF THE DICK


Because he is a fucking snake and will leak secrets without a single fuck give.


No


That's a whole other topic.

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Why don't you try getting to know him from a neutral standpoint?

This is all really weird, I feel like i missed something


Are you sure?
At least a lieutenant in the crusade.

is this flirting wtf

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uguu~

Maybe it was another crusade

Do iiit!

I mean, there have been a lot of crusades against specific people in this thread

were you even here when it happened

fucking lol

no

i want to work on something else

like adapt something public domain into something interesting

I know

I remember advocating his 3month ban but not his re-ban

vocaroo.com/i/s1x8zP92gfhK
no mic but here u go :3my guitar has a pickup I can direct in with

He has done a splendid job of getting it in all the wrong ways.

Why defend him?

And rage quitting the servers doesn't absolve you of stupidity.


Give this dog a bone.

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I AM ALSO GOING TO THROW MY HAT IN THE RING
SCI IS PROBABLY THE WORST POSTER WEVE EVER HAD HERE
MAYBE NEXT TO KRONI

goggles is fucking trash it's a mystery to me how anyone could like that boring worthless fag !

but u e-dated him!

But there was so much potential!!


I mean, there are a lot of things to remember


This is one of my favorite instrumental songs so you get an A+
You live up to your name

What's wrong with you

Goggles tells me I'm pretty and brushes my fur.

Nope I only ever e dated like 4 people and you werent one of them

Aww yeah. To be fair I'm not discriminating, I talked like stupid inbred black people all day too.

I unironically said tbh like four times holy shit KILL me

I ordered some (really fucking good) food already because my ability to care is an absolute 0 right now. I think that better describes my mood, an absolute lack of fucks, which is odd because I normally give far too many.

You're not LYING to me about your LYING, are you?

lot of things have that

Why would I have any desire to get to know a pedophile. Why honestly would I. I still don't understand why you even would considering you work with kids on a regular basis. I'm kind of disgusted.


Grim invited Sci to my discord and lied about who he was. Said he was 10x, and then when Guero kicked him because he knew it was him, Grim threw a fit and spouted a bunch of nonsense. Furthermore he insulted me and diminished my opinion all together so fuck him.

yay

arent you like a teenager anyway

Oobles linked me a lot.
How needy.

what kind of food?

also YOU GOT ME im lying i barely lie hehe xd

saying he shares a name with a skiier could be bullshit
how is anyone but luka to know


quitting the servers marks an end to that chapter
so stop dredging it up over and over again just because you have the leverage to do so

He's lonely
He's a good kid if you give him a chance

I still see the good in him from when he started posting


too much


BECAUSE HE'S NOT A PEDOPHILE
That wasn't even meant to be an insult.
you and guero have the same exact likes and dislikes
thats why you two are together no?
You removed me from your server before, why wouldn't I think you were the one who did it again?

pet me and love me and smile at me and make me cum to guero's picture

pause your shitposting for a second

Nurse catboys back to health until they return the favor.

what'd i do?


hahaha u big fat liar! ur like my null bb.

new

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You've legit actually DOXed people before.
So I don't see how you're different from Goggles in the whole leaking secrets thing.

Pull your head out of your ass.


*Smiles warmly*

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