I'm going to die

I'm going to die

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ALMOST

no se muera, señor

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I've seen other videos that guy has done, I swear he's an actual psychopath.

If nothing is impossible does that mean something can be impossible ?

yeah same. at least I'm pretty sure it was him. in stuff like second life and whatnot. he's a crazy person, but usually hilarious.

I think he did some DayZ stuff, too?

Can't remember his name for the life of me.

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nothing is impossible is pretty misleading, the universe is mostly in fact made up of nothing. the space between molecules, atoms, protons, neutrons, quarks, electrons, it's all nothing

the universe is mostly nothing

idkkkk ¬∃x,impossible(x)

getting pretty sleeeepy

That's a smart snake.

nigga tied up some chinks and made them eat each other

What are you gonna do about it ?

cry

I can't understand what australians say half the time.

try reading it upside down

They just are asking for beer and gasoline to huff.

i'm gonna eat your pastries if you do

prison island

pls no

too sleepy

But its not text

My friend was talking about some lady who drinks gasoline and doesn't die the other day.

try south africans.

Sleeps when ?

This guy was from Australia

I just awaked fpr 8 horus

he was not

how long do you normally stay up ?

Are you sure about that ?

youtube.com/watch?v=JHOBhgjc1Jc

cant rember

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Just sleep whenever you get sleepy enough then

that webm even more pointless than my luge ones

yes

read the sheer amounts of Australians denying his accent was not ozzy in the comments.

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Show me any kind of proof that hes not from that country and is in fact from south africa.

thank mr skeltal

ITS MISS SKELTAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doot me up inside

Are you listening to this ?

youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c

yus

youtube.com/watch?v=0mn_iT7045M

*doots*

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3428893/Boyfriend-hilarious-reaction-lightning-nearly-hits-girlfriend-cry-genuine.html

published a day after the video was released

Sounds like australian still.

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((([triggered])))

Such a dork!

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WELL WE BETTER FUCKIN KIDNAP THE GUY AND BRING HIM HERE TO ASK THEN HUH

-Anonymous internet commenter than can say anything

some of them appear to be genuine satire

some of them I can't tell and it's horrifying

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Just listen to dags talk for 5 seconds instead.

dags runs on lsd now.

I'm sure other bogans do worse things.

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like be huge gaylords like someone

I planned on just sleeping originally

all I have planned for new years is going to a conveyor belt sushi place and getting my dog snipped

kinda hope my friend makes a booty call though

He can't help it Grim.

He doesn't have the social skills.

stop the bullying

NAME NAMES

name names is a popular saying here

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Neru

I enjoy instigating. SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the most annoying part is that they don't even fucking pull of the look

it's like they do a "transformation" and literally all they do is put on a fucking hoodie

like, nigga

nigga

you do not even need to scout me you know my build you just do it as a formality or to watch me forget to put probes on the gas

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Don't state their mistakes

Me?

But what happens when you make the plays and pull out something completely different?

yeahhhh

he has to think fast

my toy has arrived....

I still do it because it is a good habit to develop. If anything, I tend to make a weak unit composition just to see how the units fare against a well-rounded one and to attempt to brute force the game. I also forget to put scvs on gas sometimes.

Oh, yeah? Want to fight? :3

I just have no idea what units to make when I even get past the forgetting stuff step

That is what I am trying to figure out for you.

Do not prevaricate and get on.

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what piece of work do you even see this word being used darwin

I do not see what the problem is. It is a perfectly cromulent word.

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Names was like 12

nimf just gives up on life

how fucking confused and shocked would you be if you're trying to pull of some drifts and all of a sudden your fucking wheel comes off

He's not even here

Oh, I see how it is.

wow erin used to be pretty unatractive

SEE THE POST I MADE EARLIER

He's too old for that. Blames it on lag and dropped frames.

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no fuck you

I just woke up from an interesting dream...
A weird planet almost earth-like but... maybe it was martian-like... it was surrounded, no satilited by really big sliceing sattilite structures long and wide almost like a blender blade...
almost hundreds off them orbiting blocking out the planets veiw almost completely
i was some kinda of contrated grunt for some milatary space govt to help with something i dont remember but i end up getting mixed up in a event..
i was on some team with a few people
and we go down to some arid dusty mars-like planet that's been settled on and blah blah conversations about job repairing something then get mixed up with the event where giant bellydancer lookin sand witch serpant was angry and uh destroying something keeping from bringing breathable air to the planet so uh... angry dust storms ensue i think some people die, and we somehow capture the witch and bring her up in space starion in mega hanger and lock her up, but dust storm still killing planet people are losing air on mars-like planet
while witch is in hanger space station, so me out of the whole team decides to check on witch but i think she sending me vision in my head of me trying to understand her cry out...some word... like help... or come... faintly and i get more vison of the dust storm on planet wiping aall things out and i for some reeason go suicide mission like uh reminiscant of that cowboy bebop scene where that fake pregnant lady hoarding drugs where her belly is with that crazy drugged up guy get all shot up trying to escape the planet, but except i was somehow trying to fly the captured mega witch back to the planet for some reason, but flying out i would face a huge armada to fly and zoom whip dodge around straight down to the planet

...then i woke up while flying back in the hail of battle?

i think i'm missing parts of the dream where some interesting conversations took place and flashbacks to what i was doing working there.
i can hardly remember anymore
but... it was interesting to say the least. strange planet and ships surrounding planet, and then i was contracted for some reason to fix something then got caught up in some other mess, but i think one remaining teammates saw me off... and i think i got a glimpse of the angry commanders face and incoherent stuff they shouted as i barrelled down to the planet through the hail of bullet or laser fire.

it was more detailed and fleshed out than all of this of course it was almost as i could feel the struggle for air on the dust planet and all the tension and emotions
from the dream.

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Trippy af

that probably means you watch too much video games and play too much anime

give me a tldr

is this the first entry of your dream journal

ya
i have interesting dreams

nah

+1

NO FUKKUUUU

i guess?

"to late do read"
:3

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vivid dreams are cool tho

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yeah.
i can kinda picture that song going well to the general mood of the dream?

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the last time i had a real dream was when i fell in love but that was like a year ago so i dont remember it

the body subconsciously compensated for my loneliness

maybe the song inspired the dream itself

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Don't use my pictures.

copyright neuzmo 2017 DO NOT USE!!!!!!!!!!! MINE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rawr

Nezumi*

is this yours too i found it

i don't know what love is like irl

i wasn't even thinking about anything remotely related before i slept?

it was something interesting to ponder meaning behind why all that happened.

:(

me too
the closest thing i had to it was unrequited(probably) crushes

subconscious stores a bunch of shit to sue in dream right before you sleep prolly

I remember one super vivid one, and it was LUCID
I controlled everything, it was great
lots of flying

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how many lucid had you had?

i don't lucid cause i like to let the dream play itself out.

*hugs*

Do not use.

They are mine.

hmm

Th-thanks!

but its cute

watcha speculmulating

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like 2
those were when I tried really hard

Ive had 1 night terror that I remember

so awful

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You can look at it after I post it.

OH NO THERE WAS A PENIS

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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scary

GRIMS GONNA BLOW!

HE SAW A PENIS !

GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

I have a folder of Hades webms courtesy of MFF. I should make a static avvy folder. Hades is my spirit animal.

meow

:)

i think i've only had two night terrors...
one where i could feel physically pinned down
and the other where trying to survive from some monster in a run down dark building interior overgrown elevator shaft and ect... hiding under a bed in the dream i think... then things in that dream calmed down the closer i got to waking up maybe.

blow his load that is

Dun wanna

one vivid one was fucking post apocalyptic zombie survival
but in a skyscraper in some arid region

2spooks

watching videos about guns makes me want to hunt deer and live entirely off of hunting and maybe a little orchard and vegetable garden

It's a good thing the system prevents that.

what states can i hunt freely in

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mei is bae

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mei is a HO

Neru i'm to young to be looking at this.

oh shit?
I had that dream in 13
how would you rate this game out of 10?

i can't legally own guns but there are air powered rifles no defined as firearms that don't require a liscence or follow any gun laws

also I could just hunt with a compound bow

Are you gonna try to hunt deer with a fucking bb gun?

i have so many different types of dreams

she's cute.

LET HIM

love dreams a best

atlatl

9/10

Beat it twice with two different friends.

there are air powered rifles that fire actual rounds and are about as powerful as pistols

"Her"

do not presume

i can't recall any
maybe one where i had a small crush on someone in the dream but their role was small
i don't know who they were.
but nothing anymore in any dreams..

wat

how about for soloplay?

what was that song called again

ive had dreams full of sweet lovemaking

it helps if you're not a virgin

thank you for calling ve-ri-zon~

What song?

oh well.
w/e

wasnt that the background for a trippy song

Who are you calling a scrub NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no...?
its from gurren laggann?

oh right
i was thinking of something else i guess

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Very scary

DO NOT PRESUME

I can't make it 10 seconds through it, I fucking hate laci green

I would like and new game to play that I actually enjoy.

ya

too late

I couldnt make it through 3secs of that shit

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

tfw such a backlog of games
dont even wanna buy b/c of that

its okay
love isnt everything

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russian roulette

RIP

knowing my luck I'd live with 6 rounds in the cylinder

They'd lose

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Apologize.

Well its 60% off so nows the time

i don't see anything wrong with this vid

I'd fucak lacy green

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Nothing gets me rampantly sexual like a feminist.

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what for?

even more shit to add to my backlog

Calling her the wrong gender is FUCKING RUDE

add it

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id hatefuck laci green

i didnt.

hot damn

I cannot.

except her energetic personality, i guess?

:3

Did you just assume my gender????

okay good

fuck

did you just assume im human?

No one has ever assumed that

If I cut my hair and change my clothes then my gender also changes.

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THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
AND WHILE SHE LOOKED SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS
i ABSOLUTELEY LOVE HER
WHEN SHE SMILES

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I identify as mayonnaise.

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mecha musume
is an interesting tag

lol

More gender assumption here?

I mean, there's plenty of decent anti-feminists out there.
He's not one of them. He's just a fat neckbeard.

tl;dr laci is a hyper sjw feminazi

it was the first result ok

i only mean that one vid in particular
i don't know her

encyclopediadramatica.se/Sargon_of_Akkad

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Whats so funny

Oh no I doxed myself!

did she dox herself or

-shrug-

thanks tsuchi
I can always rely on you

weak dox fam

who is she to you?

N-Nyano!

that looks really nice
is there more like it?

it me

i've been coughing the past two weeks and now i do it in a weird hiccup kind of way

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provide vocaroo in private.

"mecha musume"?

who's the boy voice in discord then?

a ruse. heh

I watched TV again a few days ago

apparently there are entire tv channels for showing youtoob videos with cringy pausecommentary and some tosho guy

I cry and stop watching tv again

it was like if tsuchi made a tv channel tbh

im more interested in the art than the tag

ty

Both of these voices are me.

I'm gender fluid and my voice changes when my gender changes.

vocaroo.com/i/s1IHA9ZXrdcn

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I FUCKING DIED AFTER LISTENING TO THE SECOND HOLY SHIT STOP

fell asleep watching nge and woke up to my friend calling me for drinks
dont drink and drive kids

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NANANANANANANANANA
NANANANANANA
GETTIN JIGGY WIT IT
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

bump

tell me more

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yamero

What else can I even tell ?

Anyone want to masturbate mutually over video web camera?
girls only

sure

Sorry, girls only.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Sorry but i'm a male at the moment.

thats the joke

I'll make an exception for cupcake.

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anything

I will. hold on, let me shave my beard off first.

Don't threaten someone with a good time.

blegh

why do you save so many Pictures of that one girl?

Anyway, how are you all?

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im aiite man

how bout you

Could be better, my cough is persisting now for the third day in a row and I'm tired of it.

flattering.
hard pass.

goodnight thread.

Gifts

xd

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I ate too much FUCKING DELICIOUS JERKY and now my gums hurt

FUCK

no wait

Goodnight. Happy new year, if I don't see you

She your GF?

nini

What gf?

I don't have a gf.

show me your male parts

weird

Why is that weird ?

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it all doesn't make sense.

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Whys that ?

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I nearly missed this

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you're incoherent.

Explain.

I don't have anymore voice things for this.

youtu.be/0XZJ5mD6nSU

It's cute watching you flirt with a dude

this is pathetic

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this is why i avoid jerky

ghost blowjobs

go to sleep tp

everything in moderation

in·com·pre·hen·si·ble

that woman had souls trapped in her knees

Your voice acting needs work.

What?

definitely have to be gay

Why are you saying these things though ?

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because that how you make me feel sometimes?

gogs
show me

you heard me

I'm not really trying cuz its 4:30am

I am sorry.

Delit thes

Pathetic

Someone say "pigs in blankets"?

That's really perverse!

Yes I did and I'm confused

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K
try not to let your fragile masculinity get ruined

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I think im exhausted without realizing
im gonna try to sleep

goodnight dude

just think about it

it okay
alure of mysterious nezumi!~

cya

I am aloof

No u dork!

Help. Spoilers keeps bullying me. I need an adult.

Suck his dick already.

how do i get through to you?

No one can.

so tired

you and your fish

why

Because i'm so ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LARGE AMOUNTS OF PENT UP SEXUAL RUSTRATION

huh?

about what?

*pets*

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Everything.

see monkuy

how will you fix it?

huh?

Don't you hate it when you are walking up the stairs with a full cup of coffee and then your nose starts to itch and you want to sneeze but suppressing it only makes you make a weird face and you achoo after all spilling hot coffee on your hand.

My rage cannot be controlled.

i dont sneeze or drink coffee or walk up stairs

Are there any 24 hour pizza delivery places?

but?

depends on how big a city you are in.

Well ok but you're only 12 or something kids cant drink adult coffee.

Rarely.
None that I know of.

If I see a dick it just sets me off into a blinding rage.

i was joking I do all those things and im 12

eat healthier

Thats the end of the story.

Nobody lives happily ever after.

Do you hate the dick?

what happens after story?

No you don't, liar.

YES

Everyone dies.

yeah im a liar im not 12 but i drink adult things

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its too big

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Wow gay

What's the drinking age to do Alcohol over there anyways?

why die?

that pic is adorable~

That's gross.

♥
kewl cowboy gifs!

Why do you both lie?

4 years older than my current age

Ah, 21.

*pat*

Shit now I feel old as shit

u 2

Its just what happens

that would destroy an asshole and thats not appealing

and then?

Let's rub balls.

so you acknowledge im not 12

I haven't heard these songs before but I am definitely enjoying them, the background Bebop is a plus
I don't have many

Hmm... I dunno, that's the appealing part.
How much can you fit in your mouth?

pretty drawings
and there are fish
it made me think of you

that would destroy an asshole and thats not appealing

pizza places should really be 24 hours

I can't tell you the amount of times I've wanted a pizza after 10pm

normal people go to sleep instead of crying about their life after 10pm

fatty

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Nothingness

But thats what makes it gay

.-.

.-.

ya triangle sometimes puts out those kewl retro 80s esq jams that groove
i like some of em too
and the tasteful anime gif in the background are well picked out

you stumbled on something nice.

that weird strange Tumor Fish? :o

What is this?

show me more

all I have is soup tho

the real question is do I get pizza or spend 20 bucks on weed

*pat*

Ssssh embrace it.

buttholes are exits only.

Pizza, weed is degenerate.

Buttholes are for fun!

a face

How can I show you nothing ?

I don't want too

You say that but I bet you've broken your own rule a few times.

Yeah, a friend of mine sent it to me and I'm glad he did. Brings back memories

Sometimes I cannot tell if you're serious

Agreed. Benis in bagina all the way.

you can have pizza without weed but you cant have weed without pizza

I mean my friend could sell me some, or I could buy pizza since there's nothing in the house but soup

I saw a face on the internet today.

it's not my favorite either :p
what kind of fish would you like?

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because you seem to know a bit about it since you talk of it so much?

check all the other stuff on their channel
and also: NewRetroWave

I will deny that until the day I die.

I'm sure there are better things to get that would last longer than pizza tbh but pizza>weed

Will do

what kinda butt stuff did you do

A colorful one
lots of pretty fins, like sails

Don't tell anyone but I've found some special beverages for the night

How was it ?

Vaginas are disgusting.

I know a lot about nothing ?

So you're gonnna live out the rest of your life as a liar ?

I got 30 bucks from my grandparents and I want to suck my friend's dick again and why not have a good time afterwards

youtube.com/watch?v=a5IXj8LFKA0

lmao this is like me_irl but irl

Goggles pls

Lmao

what, he sucks my dick too

he's basically my fuck buddy, and why not buy 20$ of weed, I want to have a little bit here and there

Nani desu ka

It really made me think.

Are you gonna change your way of life now ?

Goggles you can't get drunk lolis can't drink

goodnight

drunk lolis are the best

It's possible.

I only do vaginal stuff.

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It's too late. Ive sipped a bit.

wanna end my life tbh fam

W-well

Noooooooo

Is your vagina male or female ?

Who even are you ?

Related Channels for chill:

Artzie Music
AnimeVibe
neros77
LuigiDonatello
ElFamosoDemon

idk you tell me.

nini

See

I'm calling the cops!

Save me ikt :p

god damn hispanics do your job and get to the polls

I bullied gogs to the point of drink, it is kill now

she gets drunk in the ln?

Mwahaha I am the ppolice

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Might as well get drunk too

cute smile~

That's the plan

That's for me to know.

not legalizing pot is a blessing in disguise.

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Hey look, that's another face.
What's a cripple-chan?

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good ty

Idk why people do that to themselves

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Its a tranny in a wheelchair.

well she spent her 20s in arizona and wanted to come back I guess

I don't know I just will see how I feel

Damn, that'd be rough.

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*pat* Have good time, I'mma shave now.

Yeah i'm sure they wanna die.

she's blushing

I could have used some of that thing you ordered.

I thought you don't shave

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we used to have lots of pet fish
mm i don't know why we don't anymore
i hope you get one

J-just now?

bored as shit and it's 3am

what do

Neru was too rough on me.

youtube

you LOST?

am bad

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already on it

You cannot have any.

I crossed my fingers

You do not CARE about me.

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I am saving it. We will need it later, trust me.

Having a neckbeard is unsightful.

no

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What wonderful game is this?

Okay. Grosd

yes

Yeah thought so too.

I want to reenact Heat in GTA IV.

Arma3

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You're just doing this because you want me to abuse you.

Dude that is hilarious where can I find this mans youtube channel

will it work

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I'd play no mans sky but the game only runs fine for like 15 minutes and then it gets super laggy unless I look directly up

Oh Jesus I knew it but didn't want to.

Oh they use it for RP stuff now? I thought it was a tacticool strategy sim shit

*pat* ok

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