A quiet ingress from one year to another...

how do I stop the weather from interfering with my mood

I don't have the time to invest in learning that! I am too busy being self loathing and shit!

that is unfortunate

There's fit and then there's killer

Me, on the right ;~;

Yeah.

PFFF

4% bodyfat

lol

Wait really

No

But extremely productive.

This thing is clacking so hard oh my god

if you say so

Yeah, I posted a picture of it back there.

...

ewww plain old pepperoni!

see. I can do it too.

mystery heroes is the WORST.

you play basketball? that's pretty cool. ice it, yo.

I mean, yeah, not really.

Yeah, but literally nobody will say no to just plain old pepperoni.

it's very rewarding

Like... what are people on? why are people fucking dumb as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I hate how to get anywhere in the phoenix area you have to take like 2 hours of busses, so my one hour appointment with lawyer took 5 hours out of my day

I hate how Fish exists

Ouh, too light?

Meanwhile in Washington you can get like an entire County over in less than an hour

Take the light rail as often as you can. Or just get an uber.

mystery heroes is kinda like "whichever team gets the most tanks and a healer wins"

I like it though because nobody really cares about winning and I can practice heroes I don't play :u

It's true, I just don't want to be taken care of by YOU.
You'll do it in a way that gets you sick too.

I'm not made of money

Where the fuck do you live? Anthem?

North pheonix, Paradise valley

It's not really like it's a bad thing that it's this light, it'll just take some time to get used to.

Why anyone would choose to live in anthem, literally in the middle of nowhere, is beyond me

I have rewaken

battle.

...

I guess that's a good point.

exactly. losing to three zaryas, an ana and a dva is always fun.

yeah, those are good things about it, but I only ever play it to get the 3 weekly loot boxes for winning 9 games in arcade.

Darwin bring me food

Kiss and blowjobs are not top priority for taking care of the sick.

Does it do that annoying line snap thing or is to a good mouse?

Isn't that north scottsdale?

Also who you not have a car?

It is actually a nice little place. Cave Creek is much more out of the way and Carefree.

ey baws

I dunno it does mouse things

Ihave to bwakafeast frist tbh

Basically yeah, if I take a 5 minute drive I'm I'm Scottsdale

I do think have a car because I have no money and I never bothered getting a license

How old are you?

Turned 20 in november

*does keyboard thing*

Get your license, bud. You kind of need a car. This city gets a lot smaller when you drive.

who cares you'll have five thousand!!!!!1

:3

Yeah I do but even then I won't have the money to pay for insurance or car payments, I doubt I'm getting more than a thousand a month from disability

Are you a keyboard?

Get an old as fuck car. Insurance is cheap, and registration is a joke.

wait bob marley is dead?

RIP BOB MARLEY 2016 WORST YEAR

Since 1981.

rip he was such a good landscape painter

What kind of food?

I do not think that is how it works.

Not really. Are you a mouse?

Steak.

Fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an Albatraoz

Colds are semen-communicable.

me or

bwakafeast

I loved his youtube tutorials

Do not

Yordles are disgusting tbh

...

the heck is a yordle?

Darwins latest fetish.
some other people's too I imagine.

NO.

Oh, okay.

The thing to switch the side buttons also switches left/right click and it's triggering me.

It's a small yodel.

okaii

oh things about the old guy again, thanks for the answer at least

sounds like a weird thing then!

I have completely lost track of who every single Canadian poster here is.

give me your discord
I uninstalled skype

emma

No just swapping side buttons?

Huh wait do you normal-click with which finger?

Well I can tolerate Rumble and Veigar somewhat.

It says it swaps just the side ones, but it does both.

I normal-click with my left finger

does babse post

I have discord?

user is Emma, !SPoiLEDit2 is Spoilers, user that posts IMG_XXX is 10X

on oat probably

this cappu tastes slightly weird

I will start cooking one right away.

You are only getting tea.

Both?

& the one that flirts with everyone is rin

Make it like the one they make at Verses

Emma where's my Christmas folder

I will feed it back to you.

?

You will be lucky to get anything edible.

You are going to burn yourself.

Oh yeah
Doesn't this steak look nice i.imgur.com/mAWEjqp.jpg

You lost a bet.

I will blow on it first.

You don't know how to cook?

Which one?

Remind me

steak is iskcy

I know how to. I never use a messy recipe.

Uwa I don't understand the problem then

Not cold, just not burning hot.

yes, when you install it you will have it

skype is dead

Meh, forget it.

Neru is waiting for you so she can WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not installing discord for you.

Closest and furthest away were steaks the others were chops

Overrated maybe?
But still nice

Do it and add me too =3

It is awful.

I will lose spectacularly.

Then we will use steam for text communication

Messy?

default setting: left-side buttons enabled, left-click normal-click, right-click context menu
alternate setting: right-side buttons enabled, right-click normal-click, left-click context menu

what I want: right-side buttons enabled, left-click normal-click, right-click context menu

mediafire.com/file/244i3cyqudqs4wq/Kotori.zip

Looks pretty good, what is that black thing though?

I just open it in the browser and shitpost about veigar x lulu

browser discord > app discord

Yes: youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA

Wait did you actually..

alright.

Literally why.

I tried once, never again.

You're gross.

?

Ah, can't you flip them back in Windows?

Mushroom

I'm just kiddin I got you on skype already

But if you do end up DLing it somewhere down the line, you better add me

Does that work?

Ick

I thought you deleted it.

Why is everyone using it anyway.

Gotta have some kinda balance if you're gonna have that much meat on one plate

It's good for gamurs without the hassle of getting a mumble/TS server

Do you actually game with anyone while using it ?

I did, I don't remember why I uploaded them to mediafire though.

i.imgur.com/5vz7tgL.png

lol what

Oh neat, thanks

Try?

Everyone tell Subtoe to go to sleep.

Oh right you weren't there at the time..

Woops

Old Canadian poster from Ottawa. Wanted me to give his folder to TP.

Sure thing.

That's a lot of effort, I have to replug it in and stuff

So how's Emma

Yes

I remember seeing that guy though I never talked to him

Wonder if he followed CM Punk's career change and how that worked out

No chance :v

Wait what?

But, just one setting...

Really fuggin' sleepy. I just wanna go to bed and wake up in 2017 tbh.

He's kind of a whiny bitch tbh.

Also

You have to unplug the mouse and voodoo some buttons or something to change it.

Wait you game with other people than me?

lewd.

What's stopping you? It sounds like the best plan ever and I'd get on board instantly if I could.

W-why have you been posting lewd yoomoos at me today...?

Responsibilities and other things, like the World Junior's.
How did you like that game the other day? I think you guys had one more shot than we had goals :^)

i want a squid girl folder

I mean this thing?

What yesterday ? there was no yesterday.
There was wednesday and then there was a bunch of blank space and now it's friday and that is it stop making shit up.

6 miss on a long map like that is good
What's 99% FC? I could see that

Mostly with friends I know IRL
Rarely with thread peeps

Must be something subconscious

Yeah, but I have to change it back to the alternate on the mouse too.

It's still Thursday for me :^)

99% is 246, up to 274 for an SS.

You whore.

I don't wanna think about it.
It's not even a real turney.

Wow, lazy

Or I can turn on HR and go for 98% 305 :^)

Of course :3

Life is so hard ;;

salutations
.
anybody got any juicy drama for me

...

First world problems.

Also I don't know how to program my bluetooth keyboard. Help

I've been paying more attention to memecup tbh
I even got a nice red wings cap for christmas.
I gave up on this place a while ago, always the same shit.

console.log("stuff") ??

Pfft

* harasses the emma *

i'm back

Welcome.

Boy is your taste shit.

sudo pet wish

.

THEY'RE DOING WORSE THAN TORONTO

Command not found: pet

F-Faito
You'll be 4 digit with that tablet

You're halfway there already

I'm home.

THEY'RE GIVING EVERYONE A FAIR CHANCE

I can almost do Brand New World with this mouse.

会いたかった

Uh-huh.

* steals your poutine *

WAIT

Game when.

nvm

That's okay, I was done with it anyways

Like 2 hours?

Ours.

* puts a wifi jammer in your room so you can't download anymore anime *

Did you ?

Hm?

Oh well, I still have a bunch downloaded.

Why would I say it if I didn't mean it?

hockey, you and me, 1v1.

Its been done before.

...

Dr. says I shouldn't :^)

Who would do such a thing? ;;

* gets desu to lewd up your bf *

YOU

Easiest win of my life.

I mean.
I do have the yoomoo costume.

Literally when?

Okay.

No way

All the time.

You have no proof.

Recommend me something to watch at least.
Subtle's useless.

You don't know what I have and haven't seen.

I wanna do this.

i told u to wtch re:zero and u enjoyed it u fuk

Pick something
myanimelist.net/profile/wish4wish

I know you haven't seen things that don't exist.

Do what?

was it supposed to be not enjoyable

BUT NOTHING AFTER THAT
AND IT HAD THE WORST PROTAGONIST

oh wow.

it was supposed to be

If anything is possible, is it also possible for something to be impossible?

Too lazy to grab a picture, but ees tru.

Arisu tu, of all people, got it for me.

Then you have both lewd and youmuu

a really good cover for a great movie

I- I have lewd!?

Hug comfy.

chef boy ar dee in the house tho

this is actually the first time I've had ravioli in years and it's really good

That time you told me to "h###### my w###"
I can't even type it..

Mnn, Flip Flappers.

Yes.

Me too :x

I'm having more fun trying to figure out what that censor is than anything.

I was like "Handhold my wife?" but handhold is a letter too long.

...

Don't play dumb with me!

I could right now actually.

oh shit fam it's almost like I took the picture and saw everything was blurred so I didn't take a second one

When you have natural skill as much as me, you don't have to play !

I'm jealous.

Explain.

I was just pointing them out, love. Also, don't go to the Fry's on 32 and Greenway.

that's not the one I go to fam

...

I struggle so hard to see what that face is supposed to be

Just a warning, love.

I like some of you, don't come to fry's tomorrow

I'd come to fry's tomorrow just to acquaint your jaw with the pavement.

Good night!

Anything is possible.

Date A Live.

Bad night!

...

What if she just has no face ?

But not the impossible

Staph.

No no, ANYTHING.

Ajin

Then post something other than that picture.

Well, I'm going to be out in surprise, so no worries there.

Okay.

surprise was originally where me and my mom were going to move to when we came down from washington

oh

I give up.

Ajin is good, she was srs with that one

That would be the place it takes you an arm and a leg to go anywhere. At least you in the city and not on the outskirts.

Are ghosts just humans reverting back to their TRUE form?

They do look like giant sperms cells.

Of course you'd like that.

I did it, now what?

I was recommending good shit.

I didn't think that far ahead.

...

OKAY I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT

Hi Subtle

...

Hi Subtle

Hey :3

Hi Master :D

ah, lack of responsibility, feels so nice

Hi Subtoe :3

Did you need something?

Fuck you.

YOU ARE MY MISTRESS YOU SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get in the cage, whore.

Hi, um.. pet

What's the verdict on new mouse so far?

can't wait to rot my mind away while I do nothing with my life but sit in my room and play vidya

Yes, mistress. I am sorry. :c

I thought I were your pet, *M A S T E R.

...

Jesus Christ.

OH I GET IT

it is an ear
and left eye is covered by that yellow head thing

lol

Did you need something?

oh shit that does look weird if you think the ear is the nose

One can have multiple.. subjects

It's a lot lighter but I think I can probably play better with it.

The grip is fucking so nice though.

Write Bible verses on the notebook.

I just accidentally talked to a dude instead of looking into a chest three times.
Like.

Fuck off, Mildred.
I will evict you.

What sort of surface does it have?

Think about it from his perspective
Boss comes to talk to you, initiates conversation 3 times in a row before giving you a chance to respond, and then throws you out..
That's not very nice

Surface?

Idk, material

Thou shalt protect thy father, and honor no one above him unless it be ith me, thy sweet Lord.

...

Now you get it.

You may have a point, but that sounds like one hell of a bar story.

Mnn, it's the same as my old mouse, just the same material all around instead of the glossy shit on the side.

Keep going.

I mean, jesus, you could suck my dick if you literally have nothing to do.

I am about to feed in flex queue, though.

only dicks I deal with a girldick

maybe femboy

...

polygon.com/2016/12/19/14005392/naruto-live-action-movie

OH BOY

I swear to fucking god Darwin..

I do wear a skirt....

WHAT?

fucking finally

...

wew lad

I might just have to watch this in theaters for maximum meme value

it's probably going to be hilariously bad

B E L I E V E I T

Your support better not be Ian tier.

I don't

believe it

Yeah
A bar where he's drowning his sorrows 'cause he just got fired..

Four years.

gonna need some pix

His fault for standing beside the chest.

Useless.

I am lazy.

I know right?
Time to be toxic af and see how weeb'd out the theaters get

Probably pick up some fat greasy fujoshi pussy at the premier

No but srsly I'd probs go watch it
Lionsgate is shit but like I wanna see how bad it is
Avatar The Last Airbender 2: Electric Boogaloo

Naruto > NGE

OH MY GOD BAN

ITS CALLED DATTEBAYO

GET IT RIGHT

You are hurting my FEELINGS.

...

Skirts are gay. Don't be gay.

I think moogs has a few.

...

I mean, yeah?

Your FEELINGS don't matter, do they?

They are the opposite of gay.

But kilts are comfortable...

My weeaboo isn't very good.

you do realize I'm enough of a slut that if I find you attractive I almost 100% will suck your dick

My feelings are all that matters.

Trust me I'd know they're gay.

Yeah but skirts =/= kilts faggot.

We're talking about skirts here. And skirts are gay. Kilts are for true men.

...

IT WAS A JOKE

my guess is that it will make the live action avatar look like a fucking masterpiece.

I don't trust you at all since your a faggot.

...

...

Oh come on man, you're supposed to get triggered
You're doing it all wrong lol

You dont seem to be very good at anything

It will still be better than Rogue One amirite? lmao

wait there's a second avatar movie?

...

nope

Wouldn't I be the go to guy for information about faggots though? I'm a fag-master. Ask Me Anything.

I wouldn't hesitate to call this man a TRUE Scotsman.

A JOKE

get out of here nigga rogue one was fucking amazing

Truth be told I never saw emo-kid adventure with robots. I stopped when a highschooler had the wrong reaction to being told he can pilot a giant robot by wining instead of having a three foot cement destroying boner.

But you don't have any.

I always wondered if you liked cool enough like the picture. Otherwise it would be really weird.

A lot of the time people here look like nerds.

I'm not interested in boys, sorry

.

.

.

lol nice meme Buttercup
It was trash

Its kinda slow I dropped it when I was young then picked it back up years later

What can I say, I am Irish and Polish. It is in the genes. I like my hair.

Oh you should see the picture of me passed out in my fathers driveway. Kilted of course.

...

nice meme yourself you fucking memer the movie was fantastic.

I'll reduce it to sometime next year if you're good.

Doubtful anyone that posts here knows what I look like. Last I recall Smiles, Alexis, Amy, and maybe Cupcake know what I look like. But it's a very old picture from when I was nineteen. And as everyone knows, teenagers aren't cool.

Had to let the turd cool for a while huh.

I'm always good.

...

15 posts of you just posting the same image at each other

the pinnacle of communication and socialization

which movie?

Can you say right now on honesty that you look handsome? Or cool or pretty etc.

Too depressive otherwise. But good to see you putting up a defense to yourself not being a shitter.

Sure.

Yeah but it's cute

We have that strong of a bond.

tbh I'd probably suck a duck for 60 bucks

I don't exactly have any money for fun

...

...

Also 90% of my line conversations are just me sending this sticker

no
just

no

...

...

That isn't confidence boosting. In my mind you're like detective dojima. Sugoi =w=
Detectives are so cool.

...

...

Ask Smiles or Alexis then. I don't have an opinion on how I look.

...

...

...

Asphyxiate.

...

...

They've only seen an old picture of you, though. No?

Something bothering you or is this normal ?

new star wars. rogue one.

you're being a bully.

show me so I can have an opinion!

Movie for nird birds

...

Yes.

Blow me.

inb4 mark hamil dies before he's finished filiming and they have to CGI alien him like they did tarkin in rogue one

looked creepy as shit

Eh, a bit of both probably.

I'm sleepy.

HEY

so I'll put you down as a soft maybe

Don't be cross with me :(

So maybe something bothering you with some boredom. Did you want to talk about it?

Ah, for a picture? I'll think about it.

Never crossed my mind.

I'm also pretty sleepy but its only 5:30pm

Its probably later for you though.

yay

Fight me you dumb bitch

Awesome ^^
How are you?

maybe I will.

It'll be the old picture.

Sober.

Nah, when do I ever want to talk about anything related to me? :^)

Yeah, 8:30.

Not that that's super late or anything.

works for me

Well good.

...

well and good.

Thats early enough to sleep though.

I don't like bird parts

Are you going to fix that?

I think maybe that's happened once or twice but that's cool. Just checking.

How was your Christmas?

Yep.

Unable.

I don't care what you like NERD

hm?

Bored.

are you ever not bored?

Sometimes I'm drunk.

chronic boredom is a plague on humanity

but you are also usually bored when you are drunk

Sleep arrives faster.

true. we should drink tonight.

Monday will be the earliest.

But I dun wanna sleep, but I wanna sleep. Y'know?

Eh, it was pretty good.
I've definitely been enjoying all the time off and sleeping in.

How about yours?

What's wrong?

Do you want me to hate you?

On call.

well shit.

truly a time to be alive

I want you to love me and treat me like you hate me.

Aware.

It's been a bit abysmal without a proper Internet connection. Also apparently a not date-date which left me kinda bleh

Darwin asked you out?

just an entire well full of shit.

What do you do?

I thought I already do that?

No, a boy irl did. APPARENTLY

yes I want it to continue.

Boredom abounds.

Work.

should watch netflix

But that's gay

Signs of a faggot

What kind?

I've been fucking around with Mario Maker all day

It's addicting yet autistic

Sorta like Minecraft, only Minecraft isn't really fun

judge me harder~ ~ ~ ~

Only do that when fellatio is possible. No chicks available anytime soon.

One that requires me to be on call.

PERFECT FOR SOTO THEN AMIRITE

Get popular on Twitch streaming it like witwix

...

you could just watch a tv show for the fun of it you know. you don't always have to get a girl to go down on you too. geez. it's current year, tracer.

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I get you.

Sleep anyways though.

get fukken rekt'd ban

dd

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