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Vore? Really?
How about both?
Someone wanna RP vore with me?
Fucking EAT me daddy
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neither
Reminder that baseless assertions are now deemed retarded.
Proof is never required.
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works for me
um...
only you care about this
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gender is a social construct
also fuck off cupcake
You may have a mixture of whatever effeminate or masucline traits, but your sex will not be mutable until science allows it.
Did you know I am an Apache attack helicopter and you can't tell me I'm not because facts are irrelevant and diagnoses are meaningless.
How I feel is what reality is.
Holy shit thats hot.
esdfxcrtgdfxc >//////////////////////////////
burdslimes might be fun actually
fuck me off, luke
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PEOPLE HAVE BACKED 9-10K?!
got an image of that? my interest is piqued peaked
I did have a dream about a shark doing lewd stuff and then hiding from an angry cat at me because I did not help though
*beaked
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Lulu ults him, only to be eaten by him after!!
clever
wat
I bet that belly budge is amazing >~
Props to that one guy that got the $10,000 reward, there was only one available
friendly reminder that gender != sex
I still prefer mine >~>
I hope they still fuck the Nekos in the anime.
The best they could give the guy is one line.
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Why is that getting an anime, what the fuck?
friendly reminder that no matter how much you mutilate yourself or scream that you are a girl, you will never be able to reproduce
itsounds like you remember more of yours
Most people who seek the transition to female don't need to be reminded of this, but thank you.
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I've never played a VN before
throw me one that's erotic as hell (yuri/futa) but not "cheesy porn" level of writing
sorry if the backlash of this is hitting you
Female isn't synonymous with "girl".
6 Feast stacks.
No fucking shit, I'm sure that fact mentally torments these people enough
but thanks for the reminder i guess, very constructive and totally-not-hateful
I wonder if he'll make his character really silly and have a nonsense line, maybe they won't allow that
That's the power of nekos
I wanna fuck Vanilla.
It's a hit or miss on some nights but for some reason there is always some kind of plot or story line.
doyou try to fall asleep again to continue
what an unnecessary and shitty thing to say.
For sure it would be heavily controlled. There is probably small text describing how they can track the guy to piss off of if he's really rubbish.
Wau!
Wau!
My dick is the strawberries and goggles is the vanilla !
anything but the turth
Eat this, it will make you relax.
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"I-I'm just speaking the truth guys it NEEDS to be said"
When I wake up ill usually know if I should keep sleeping or get up. The former leads to me continuing or maybe trying to put my concious twist in to control it. The latter will be me trying to get up but being to tired and ill keep thinking about it with my eyes open and I'll go back to sleep. Of I remember the trick is to look at something bright for a bit and your brain will kick back into gear and you can get up
(you)
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I'd rather eat fruit.
we're stuck on a subject which both sides are set in their beliefs and aren't changing them any time soon, so why bother
Fuck
this is why i'm scared of talking to you
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i don't think this is true
they are shitty to say if they are for the sole purpose of putting someone down
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Honestly don't think it was that big of a deal.
There comes a time when everyone should just agree to drop a subject.
This thread has long since passed that time.
Can we just all shut up and change topics?
have we not discussed this in private?
At least we can take solace in the fact that the next four years will make the .1% of the population that is trans to not get welfare simply for being a tranny.
These are strange times for the berry club.
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But this topic doesn't negatively affect me at all.
I'm a self diagnosed sociopath.
I keep falling asleep regardlessof what happens tbh over and over
i dont-- what sort of straw man politician are you attacking here? who called for this?
lol'd
How do I find IRL friends that appreciate nekopara
01:14 - Subtle: Legit tempted to get that cat costume though
01:14 - Subtle: for my cat
01:14 - Chalky: stop
01:14 - Subtle: Only $60
01:14 - Chalky: its time to stop
01:15 - Chalky: going to bed
01:15 - Chalky: fuck you
01:15 - Chalky is now Offline.
Pretty much this thread, yes.
If you have a window or something, like I said just look at something bright or the cloudy sky. Something something your brain chems active in the presence of light and your body gets energy to get up.
It's the fundamental thing that all trans people struggle with. No matter how much they do they will never be 100% the gender they want to be, transition is asymptotic, not linear. for most trans people this is the primary source of dysphoria after bodily and social dysphoria has been relieved. There's nothing they can do, and there's nothing they can do to feel better about it, but ignore it.
recommend ps4 games pls
???????????
but itis dark like16-20 hours a day
No man's sky
Leave Norway.
it's just Gil
i'unno why anyone replies to him
Knack
Dragon Quest Builders
Scarlet Curiosity
you keep spouting this line as if the reason I'll be getting disability income is solely because I'm a tranny
Hm... That might be a problem. Do you have a night light maybe? Perhaps do that old trick and drink lots of water. Or what I used to do was sleep right on the very edge of the bed so when you wake up you can tip yourself over the point of no return and your body will jerk into action saving you.
@rin
being trans has absolutely no effect on any form of government assistance
noooo Iam too experienced at sleeping for that to work
BUT I KIND OF LIKE IT
Strawberries dipped in chocolate is over rated btw. You're much better off consuming the two separate.
It isn't just him, though, or at least wasn't when I was typing that.
Cupcake, this is not the time for a love you lose thread god damn it.
link me to this costume
ratchet n clank
whoa whoa whoa
you said "get welfare simply for being a tranny."
I was arguing against this, not your new one about "trannies that just don't want to work"
unfortunately for you i am not totally retarded
try again
FINE STAY THERE
S-See if I care.
A change in diet perhaps? Less junk and pastries. More goods? Do you even have a reason to wake up? I think you need a reason to get out of bed.
Move to Denmark
We have better pastries too
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You're getting it because you're lazy.
There's literally nothing stopping you from getting a job. You just get doctors sympathetic to "poor tranny is discriminated upon :(" to say you're somehow unable to.
She'd look so cute in that
Poor cat
He already said he knows you don't care.....come on man....
Who wants to change topics?
I am now enlightened.
I can tell you why suicide bombers do as they do.
I can tell you anything.
u already know
getting a job isn't the hard part, it's sustaining a full time job for a period of longer than 3 months
Being a tranny counts as a mental illness that it's up to the doctor to evaluate how "debilitating" it is.
I knew you'd like that.
Which you can.
There's nothing preventing you from working.
oh nice, you can dress your cat up like the thing you fuck in the video game. awesome.
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Just fuck your cat and the problem fixes itself.
thaaankkss
it has so many bad reviews and complaining about it thooo... no troll goggles
thx this looks rly fun
awesomee thx I'm going out to get some games tmrw
I played that on ps2 it was pretty great!
well now I do!!
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I forgot. ;_;
if u get BB ill play with ya
I loved the game. What are you talking about?
I played it longer than anyone else.
I'm not serious
Suicidal Jihadis are not nearly as dramatic as this.
Mimikyu might have replaced Mawile as favourite, tbh.
At the very least they're tied.
Cuz they have time to study politics.
You better not be!
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decent choices.
[upvote]
No Mans Sky is total shit and everyone knows it.
Don't listen to him.
Test, get on Steam.
This is my purpose.
HOT CYBER ACTION
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CYBER ALERT
THIS
IS MY CURSE
it begins.
They had time to be cool and not as retarded as I am.
There is a pretty large overlap of transgenderism and mental illness certainly for numerous reasons. While i would assert that being trans and experiencing gender dysphoria can lead to or exacerbate mental problems, they are not transgenderism itself. They are real mental illnesses which can be debilitating and lead someone to being unable to work.
Tsuchi got all hot and bothered by this trans stuff, he needs to let off some steam
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I put Test in a skirt and now time to turn on the Barry Mannilowe 8-track.
Shut up
stop having a crush on me
rare picture of test atm
8-bit Barry white.
are you sure this is not a hentai
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So whats tests new female name ?
Got you covered.
;)
it is not.
Testina
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OK I'll check it out when I'm at the store
I dunnooo all the reviews say it's a big disappointment, im open to anything though
after a little reading it seems like ppl only say the PC one has problems?
so lewd
sarah
I am lucky to have you. ^_^
This is spoilered.
No fricken way
WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SEE?
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DONT DO THIS
a series of four numeric numbers which represent a value exceeding that of 9 thousands
Test asked me to call her "Christina".
It's only 8 bits!!!
Its hated because they straight up lied about what the game was gonna be.
Good.
I'll always support you Darla >~
Test asked me to call her Bailey Jay. I'm not sure why.
ARE YOU POSITIVE
Role model
you click it
look what you have done
just
no, I got tested recently and in spite of all the gay sex and needle sharing I am not positive yet. I'll keep trying though.
Bailey Jay is the gatekeeper tranny above all others.
I also understand non-euclidia genomitry in videogame programming.
You make a square room, then a square room, then a rectangle room, then a little hole that makes you return to the last square room; but not the the twain you meet, so it looks like a new room; part of the geometry.
I seen it done on Holla Forums
MOM I DONT WANT TENDIES
Probably because you're fat.
Like a laddercase but staying on the same floor.
How must his mother feel about this?
The immeasurable amount of guilt?
the Stanley parable has an extreme example of it
bailey jay is a fucking badass
areyou calling my diet trash
sorryy
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You can also slow it down by half and rap over it.
name one sane tranny
WHY WOULD YOU SPOILER IT IF YOU WANT ME TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Test.
Me.
Sarah
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And that game that is all about non-eucliedian nonsense that I forget.
I'm drunk, and I know this shit.
Why is everyone dumb sober?
Subtle, but don't tell her I told you.
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You idiot that was between us
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y'know
when you really think about it
everyone has baggage
what marks the line between sane and insane anyway
Why do you need to know?
Name me one sane alcoholic.
Name me one sane animator.
Name me a sane nobel prize winner.
Wanting to be the opposite sex.
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Money.
Sry bb plz fgiv m.
Who are you to judge others' sanity?
See, it's missing half the letters, that's how you know I'm really sorry, and desperately need to be absolved of my guilt.
I expected better than you grasping this low-hanging fruit.
strawman alert
to be a surprise
Scratch that, selling their insanity for the greater good of humanity.
A lot of crazy people do nothing. Same with a lot of sane people.
Talk to an actual crazy person and ask me again.
We need to follow the theme of the thread. It is written in the script.
Will I like it?
Mental illness alone isn't debilitating to the point of outright inability to work for the vast majority of people who have mental illnesses and do cope with it via therapy, medication, or lifestyle changes that allow them to support themselves.
I'm not denying he and other trannies have mental illnesses but I'm saying if he's capable of posting all day on the internet or playing games, then he's capable of working; he just doesn't want to.
Write a short story about the current threaders.
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a very sane person
I can do it.
If you remind me who is who.
laughingWhores.gif
No some of the homeless people I've met just cannot function at ALL.
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You have to discuss these things with my agent.
Pantiless Nude Genetalia?
What kind of filetype is that, you fucking perve.
RIP Debbie Reynolds
yeah
it's someone you like
I will take it as a belated christmas gift.
I fgiv u fr evrythng
a good one you shush up
I don't really know what your diet is like. That's up to your self assessment.
bitch was still alive ?
till today.
you forgot the "for the vast majority", bu there was a runon
That was cute.
I will have it by next Christmas.
I'm really getting tired of people.
same.
Who is this he? I am arguing in general terms here. It is really annoying to have to keep correcting the course of this.
I will say quickly though that depending on the type of issue someone has, they might be able to function on a computer but not in the outside world. Anyways, that's off topic.
Which people?
tnx bby
POSTING MORE PANTILESS NUDE GENITALIA
WILL THE LEWDITIES NOT END WITH YOU?
Thanks.
all of them.
Nice linking, nurd
i love peopl
I try to give everybody the benefit of the doubt, but damn is it stressing.
Mostly a girl I know right now.
You are in the wrong for doing that.
I hate people.
Especially the people who try to make me feel good about myself.
Fucking nice people.
Nice people should all be shot.
If you don't like people then maybe you should try not being around them anymore.
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it will be ok mandy
You know what that means, right?
You're suffering from a depression, so you got to do as what those Oregon people did, and search, go on the attack.
probably not. I have a terminal case of lewditis.
My point exactly.
you should stop bothering. 99% of people aren't worth even that.
good idea.
Where would you like to visit?
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What's she doing that's got you stressed?
You sound like a cunt.
Meh, my optimism is dying quickly, my friend.
I have constantly been depressed for years now.
But go on what attack?
I try not to agree with that.
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I have so many things to do already.
Add me to your list
when the going gets tough
get angry at the going
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I didn't even see you say anything.
I meant in the cases of people here, not as a generality for everyone. They're shitloads of people with mental health issues to the point they should be institutionalized.
Some hobos are just druggies that fell too far off the tracks but some really should be taken off the streets and institutionalized.
Swedish Fish.
If someone is capable of feeding themselves and enjoying the leisures of life, then they're capable of doing something to support themselves. Saying you get anxious when you talk to people isn't an excuse to be unemployed. There's mental illnesses where they're a threat to others that yeah, should be put in assisted homes. But anything that can be managed isn't a disability, it's just laziness that people refuse to adapt to and just want to wallow in.
It was a joke. Don't be a cunt.
italy would be nice
you'll get there eventually.
I get this feeling that she is being two-faced. Playing with me. When we are around each other, things are good. But she is absolute shit at communication, and I feel like she is stringing me on. But I don't want to believe that she is that kind of person.
But when you have been angry at the going for so long, that anger slowly burns out.
What do you have?
You have the internet, right?
And you like to shitpost?
Trannies are druggies too though so it can't be that far off.
I was just being a supportive cunt though.
Probably.
I have those things yes
I take 4 psych meds and I still suffer from psychosis (hearing voices) extreme paranoia (literally believing people are trying to hurt me) and panic attacks (intense feelings of impending doom)
I experience these at least once a week and that's when I have absolutely no additional stressors in my life, the stress of work however would cause a feedback loop, because stress exacerbates the symptoms and the symptoms can lead to additional stress
so while I might seem fine as I am right now, it's because I've put myself in a place where I don't have to deal with a lot of stress
and this is all I'm ever saying on the topic again
I need to visit you and a bunch of other posters
maybe make up with chii too
We're sick of people here, so go other there.
Or talk to me;
I'm a world in itself.
shame you can't fly because you're brown LOL
Maybe come to AX.
See a lot of posters.
scanner you so cray cray
I flew to ax two years in a row(?)
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
The trannies here just complain about the government not giving them enough money to blow on their drugs.
Grim go to AX and then have a secret meet up with me.
it was a joke you mongoloid
you're a nice peep and i'm taking the gun from you
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you're the mongoloid for making such a trashy joke.
I could see this happening
with darwin too
And then I brought it up again.
Deal with it.
showatime brb
Says you.
Mr.Ihateeveryone.
hook up with some old friends and play some dead multiplayer game.
Anything but here, if you're bored/
HAHAHAHAHA
I wish I lived in brazil and the government paid for my hrt and sex change :(
B-but I should be the first to go!
Why can't grim go again?
He wouldn't show up.
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giggle giggle
I don't hate everyone, that's obvious hyperbole.
Also, fuck the government for not giving me enough money to blow on my drugs, like...
like saliva.
And cock cane.
And... hermoine.
Are you less older than 20?
He says he got too fucked up last time he went.
Soto and Cup should really meet up.
anyways can we get back on topic
i will not argue for lazy people and i dont even know about his situation
I'm 27.
He is the oldest man here.
And fuck the goverment for charging me money because I had enough to blow it on drugs.
It works both ways.
They post about it basically daily.
that isn't a no :3c
Ohh
Just blame Soto for that
isn't that the miracles darwin guy though? he's like 30-40
Disappointing but not surprising.
I don't know about that
Is this is a mid life crisis?
Jesus.
And I thought I had problems.
the first to go to a cool place
i do not pay attention
I hope it's a late in life crisis actually. I'm hoping to die in the next ten years or so.
Anyway, you're stuck in your old ways. Try something new.
I'll touch upon your young heart.
This is the most Luka has ever posted.
I do.
I am trying to meme here.
whenever I actually stop joking for a sec and make a real post it is just completely ignored
you guys just WANT to perpetuate your own butthurt.
I MEAN LUKE
I hear good things about graveyards.
Fair enough, and I don't blame you.
Theseius is here?
scanner you're drunk
If you're gonna be a bird, you need to lift off.
take up binge drinking or a hard drug habit!
expert memester detected
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Of an STD?
to be fair like two people in discord were like "woah fish made a real post"
but didnt want to get involved in the argument lol
I saw it, but I'd already typed the response so I didn't care.
Poor Luke. Got burned.
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I know, I'm batshit crazy actually paying attention to a shitty little problem of yours.
But at least I got something to do whilst drunk.
eww no.
sex is for marriage.
clever
already got the drinking part going
I USED THE WRONG IMAGE
i meant to use this one...
A mistake !
I appreciate the concern
Don't puss out, double down.
Niggas fear the bust hand.
dude you need a hobby
try out cock cane or hermione too accelerate the process!
Daddy noticed.
Daddy answered.
But MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS BETWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Odd wording there, Cup.
Found one.
Drinking, videogames and sleeping.
At least my hobby is punctated by videogames.
oh daddy
guess no sex for me L O L
cock cane and hermione. got it.
I'm going to marry papi !!!
oh gosh can we have marriage argument now please
i like this one
Awwww, 10x, you didn't have to do that just for me.
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CAN I BE THE BEST MAN?
Salmonella.
drinking and sleeping are not hobbies
yeah, you'll love it giiirrrllll
shut up papi is clean.
this has been a rather turbulent day for this board
I kinda like it, it's kept me entertained
She could just use a strap-on.
call me more names
that would be hot but it wouldn't be the same as being taken by a big sweaty manly man.
Cleanly disgusting
They are when you do 13 hours in a toystore.
In xmas.
Otherwise, I'm in a warehouse repackaging your crisps.
Cunt
I'm going to my first wedding ever next year I'm excited ^^
get woke
drama is literally the only thing that keeps this shit hole alive
What if she's been pretending to be a big sweaty manly man on the internet?
Wait, did Tokai invite you?
I said I was going to...
nyaahh?
uhh, papi the harpy? x.x
13 hours of anything xmas related sounds unbearable
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Some people need to fucking
COOL IT ! ! !
with the size of these fucking dildos
I'll take two invites
But what about Cupcake Jr?
shut ur mouf. you like that dumb purple league bitch you don't get to talk.
add "dirty" in front of it pls
this would work for me
what about him?
You referenced my really shitty joke.
T-two?
Got a +1?
The elderly are more susceptible to undercooked burbs. This is your plan to get an early death.
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Did you play Death Road To Canada recently?
she's not going to be cooked she's going to be loved tenderly you fruitcake.
no no, call me dirty names.
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Oh, no, I don't.. I'd just wanna hear you invite me
Eating out, that's the joke yes.
I fapped to this.
Ever heard of hypersmut?
do ho ho, that's good joke
No, but I don't think I want to....
I will have the argument!
that puss looks a little too red tbh
looks like she hurt herself big time
I was going to ask you to be my bride's maid...
Gee what joy in my life to expound such wit about implied bird fellatio.
Yea
2 big
truly this is a high point in your life.
so work was rough huh?
ADAM AND STEVE CAN'T REPRODUCE.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS' LINEAGE ENDING AT YOU?
Make love with me instead.
great think you kind sir
It is quite possible.
Agreed.
felatio is dick
cunnilingus is vag
That's the short of it.
but it doesn't. my younger brother already has two sons you weirdo. the family line is safe no matter what now.
ooooohhh lol, it wasn't that bad!
aaaahhhh!!!!! y-you're a slut
wanna vent about it?
It is an eppleptic's nightmare.
5 porn films, spliced into one, all switcihng between the 5 in half seconds, in HD
Well, shit. I got no other way into shaming your gayness.
Enjoy your debauchery, you godless heathen.
sure
nnng. more.
I couldn't pull off a dress like you could
Thought so.
You made charcters after us and stream it?
If so, record that shit and do better than me; you donk.
it's good to finally have your blessing.
that just sounds disorienting
people enjoy that?
Too sober.
Next time.
Dirty cunt
kk. hope you feel better.
yisssss
I am the final boss, btw.
This is my boss music.
That sounds awful!
Awwe, well, thank you.
That's alright, I'm sure we can work something out.
Are you okay with fish parts~?~?~?~
I don't actually own the game myself though.
I'll feel better after four more nights sleep.
I have returned
luke is salty
tfw
this so wrong!!!!!
no one deserves to be talked to this way :c
I seen it done.
Perfect shit for people with ADHD
alright well I'll check on you in four nights of sleep worth...so for you that's like...10 days from now?
I do, because I'm a dirty dirty whore. now insult me more!
of course~ im not a bigot!!
Cupcake enjoys attention. Anything degrading more-so. He's the type to want to get walked on, and would be disappointed to not get spit on.
Next year.
I hope you find your dream Pablo or Hamza to make you have a reason to live again.
I'll shurrup then.
I do need to move either south korea or canada though.
checkmate round earthers
Amazing.
You will make a good wife.
no im not
but i am upset that you have not apologized
I did apologize
you know me so well :')
I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU, CUNTS;
ALL YOUR YOUS.
BRING IT, DEFEND YOUR GLORY.
nnnnoooooooooooo I'm sure that's not true about you
it's kinda fascinating to think of what life events and stuff would lead someone to want to btreated that way
Don't expect any 'hm's'.
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doko desu ka
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Depression and a self hating attitude that is linked to fetishes.
Grim, does it begin? When is Scanner thread?
it should have began 116 posts ago.
Why was that anything really worth apologizing over?
sorta half assed but idc enough
that's the dream, mang
it really is though. treat me like a filthy slut. come on, do iiiit
but I've been good...
so then what are you looking for
because I like rin and hurting rins feelings is no good
And I'm tired.
fk that's so insane, I've sorta fucked myself in a similar way, feels almost impossible to get back to a healthy normal state again
can I add you on steam it's hella embarrassing talking like is in thread o.o
that's your excuse every time...
But that wasn't particularly cruel or anything.
IT BEGINS
It was
Get out of the abyss while you can. I've yet to see anyone escape it's clutches.
No, previous denials were for shits and giggles, or you were being bad.
it was entirely cruel
New thread
New thread
what is up with people calling my diet bad or diabetes
but you justcalled it bad