♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

For example?

Hm...maybe? My whole life, I've only had them grilled outdoors over mesquite, but a lot of fancy restaurants just sautee them in butter or bake them with other things.

Mom and I would sometimes wrap them in bacon, then put them in a tortilla with pico and avocado for scallop tacos. :3

Also, jelly you had lobster. It's been ages since I had it last. How'd ya make it?

That Adachi guy.
Kept saying how he wasn't going to be a cute poster anymore and generally just walled about shit.

No wait. Adachi is cool.

Apachi.

alright alright.
buddy

Not entirely sure how it was done, I wasn't present at its cooking. But it was divine. It was the highlight of the lunch. That and the copious bottles of wine heh.
And the butter thang is what I had heard of it mostly done as. I can pick up some scallies at the local market and give them a go.
Scallop Tacos?? that sounds pretty damn good.
Inventive.

No one cares for apachi

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The only good seafood is octopie

🐙 pie

He seems overly aggressive to try and prove he doesn't care what we think or something.

I want to give you a cream pie.

Slap it on my face in front of everybody

Make sure to record it

okaaay okaay
I'll stop eh

Lay mow

I scream when I cream.

You scream I scream
We all scream for --cum--

Scream your meme dream as I cream

Why didn't it work

Cum

C u m

scream queen

Carrie Fisher RIP :(

==ICE CREAM==

Scream for me on Steam

Oh man that last scene of Rogue One is suddenly in very bad taste

You, like the kids, are lucky I love you enough to endure this abuse.

...

Did I scare away sabs

Pretend this picture of Paprika is a picture of Yayaka blushing.

...

Also imagine the post didn't say anything, at the same time.

ohayou

How is it in bad taste?

I'm straight.

She just died and they're milking her likeness for cash

A 42 inch tv does not really make a good monitor
but it does make one heck of a good display for everything that is not keyboard+mouse.

It's not like they knew she was just going to die like that.

You'll do plenty of that alright

roflmao

Hallo Tokai how was your kerst stuff

Also merry very late christmas peoples

wait where everyone

Be gentle with me...

hellooooooooo?

THIS TBQH

fun fun, just been with family.
for the first time I can actually talk with my older cousins.

sure sure, but the start needs to set the mood.

...

Yes sir, sorry for doubting you...

I had already stopped thinking about the song, but your fucking message reminded me.

...

when you get naked and change into your pjs and you pick up your used clothes and they're still warm

NOTHING I CAN SEE BUT YOU WHEN YOU DANCE DANCE DAAANCE

hi ...uh...emil....uh.....ikt?

hi user

youtube.com/watch?v=8peT9Xvx568

I'm going to see Sing soon

hey

Nezi
Learn social cues
Stop being an attentionwhore

Luke, Loco
Put a name on

Loco
Learn how to love with people
Don't be morally bankrupt

Tokai
Merry xmas
Post more

Ikt

Post about things other than technology and anime
Stop being a spazz

Darwin
Do not prey on the recent underaged posters
They need help

there it is

pretend its a girls clothes and use it to jerk off

I like being evil

how art thou

I SAID HELLO AND NOBODY REPLIED

dont let mean ol grim get to you
hes just projecting

I think Neru sent me this before.

That one has no trolls, though.

Because you post shit like
I'm hungry

Or

I'm tired

Nobody cares

Join a discord
Get some people to care
They will reply to you in thread

When people see replies to your posts they will also reply

But it has cute little animal people.

I want to hug the porcupine

...

when you're still warm without pants

You have my forgiveness

thnku
u2
sure thing

when you steal tokais clothes and sniff them

Oh boy me next!!!!!!

ＲＥＶ　ＵＰ　ＹＯＵＲ　ＥＮＧＩＮＥＳ

OH SHIT I WANT A ROAST

i want to write larry david an apology email and i don't even know where to write it lol

That is just asking for trouble.

Is grim having another "episode"?

Not sure if good or bad.

It's not a roast

It's a nudge in the right direction

Nudge me with your penis.

Also want to play a quick game of LoL?

fuckdogger

I have a feeling the movie will make me cry. ;~;

The only nudge those all need is infront of a tram.

I need to shower and shave
Maybe later

prolly smells like pizza now

What a nice gift.
how do I repay

bish

Alright. I'll just ARAM as I have work in an hour.

Be a MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's neat desu

nani desuka

the fuck is your problem

I don't know.
I'm still figuring out what to get you [late] for Christmas.

I have the brain of a little girl

grim should focus his effort on human girls

...

Me too. Want to be lesbians together?

google.com/url?q=http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/27/movies/carrie-fisher-dead-star-wars-princess-leia.html&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiK0vuPh5XRAhXs1IMKHRu_BykQqQIIDjAA&sig2=_200MXxLam_QXTB7vuDQcw&usg=AFQjCNH9FL_f3Nzx_tJO6Q4YId1mOtCrrQ

For fucks sake

i just had pizza too

I wish I had more

Maybe I can eat your clothes?

Later than carrie fisher

That is fine. We can bring her back with CGI in Episode IX.

left out again :c

Anything can be a taco if you believe!

Also, Merry Lobster, Scooter.

Mmm. Fried calamari.

grim only likes human girls now

back of the line

they just announces a leia spin off

Now she is dead, they dont have to pay her.

this is totally legit considering carrie fisher is in the hospital

oh my

yes!!!!

Wasnt she CGI in Rogue One anyway?

I'm not desu

un bisou

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

she partied super hard whole life

sorta a long time coming tbh

...

grim isn't that fat

I want to make a seafood platter.

Is octopus calamari too? I thought it was just squid.

Fun fact octopods don't have any bones. Squids do have a little thingy in their head.

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wtf

fun fact locos have no soul

i'm a FUCKING SHAM

...

penis
penii

Apparently that's slang for...
something... here...

fun fact locos dropped out of college

...

you know what i mean

tf is ur problem anyhow

wh-what's so weird about dropping out of college and becoming a hermit in the mountains . _.

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I used to want to drop out of school and live in a tree after reading Hatchet

shhh he thinks we think he is not a retard

I will ask my mom if she will let me have a sleepover. We can watch Norm of the North together.

Yes, and it looked awful.

More like scrooge in Spain, amirite?

Leia was the real hero. She saw her planet go a'splode, but she never strayed to the dark side or whined about it. She may have been the only Skywalker who wasn't a crybaby.

She also came closest to killing the Blues Brothers.

Never! It's etched into the internet forever.

Heck the fuck yeah. Let's cast some nets and see what we get.

Oh wait. It is squid. Derp. Whatever it is, it's delicious. I've never had octo pie.

How sad it is that I remember watching the night Bill Clinton played sax on Arsenio? I was barely old enough to form memories, but still. We watched his inauguration in my kindergarten class.

idk his belly is soft

You didn't follow your dreams. now look at you.

Can you not

He has alkways loved to lie and cheat.

We can rent a boat... Buy a boat... It could be like deadliest catch... tastiest dash

...

...

looolll

Grim is fat because of his HIGH SALT diet

...

Me either. I bet it exists though.

I can go fishing with you and scoots and catch squid. you just need to stop him from beating me up.

Yeah man
look at me
about to move out and start a research gig that pays 45k starting

grim is fat because he's so full of love

What's the point of that

Capitalist WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

strawpoll.me/11967605
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If love meant Quadruple McCurry sammiches... then yes, full of love.

we could just call him google

grim is only mostly fat

This is a good and difficult to choose from list aside from you.

Financial independence is nice

I didn't vote for you, Loco.
I was tempted to, but then I was like "Eh, Loco's usually pretty alright."

ik drink jan in brand

i voted for you because I hate you.

Had to include myself to avoid biases.

why isnt spoilers on that

i picked rin because he takes being salty to the next level when someone tries to use her avatar. dude is autistic

Why did I subject myself to this?

But you're not salt.

Because he'd get too salty about it.

I voted Squash, lol

this is why you're on it

...

ISNT THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POLL

srsly tho

obviously squash

I voted for me as well.

Because why include a given?

I don't really even have an avatar anymore?

Two people seem to disagree. :^)

konosuba is so trash but fuck megumin is a cutie

I nearly died when she left the studio lmaooo

REFER TO

i know what this is by the thumbnail

help me

he gets so mad when you talk bad about dog fuxking o.o

You wonnered !!!

yeah they're wrong

LOL squash even erin decided to come out of her heroin coma to call you salt

do you think that is salt
I am trying to help you become better human beans

Having sex with animals is just sub-human

yes

I am reporting you for asSALT

casper/erin pics when

you're telling me to stop exist

I am not ready to be lambasted.
I am not even buttered up.

yeah

i did consider tsuchi, but he's more just edgy than salty

squash is hella salty

they enjoy being called subhuman. it is a part of the fetish

Grim is just being a little bitch. Just hunker down. He will soon get out of the bunched panties soon enough.

HEROIN COMA

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Let's make a boat from the bloated corpses of our enemies. It'll attract more fish!

You'll never get my seed, so stop being so thirsty.

I'll make you two fish in a getalong shirt.

"I want to fuck underage girls"

"animals tho, DIS GUST AHN"

Sex with animals is the purest form of love.

Can you wear it too so we're this big six armed monster

That would be so fucking rad

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others

If that was the case I would have just told you to self terminate

yasssssssss

merry belated xmas btw way
hope you enjoyed

ZING

Yes. Yes. Husks of the fallen float the best. And when they come closer and peep are their fallen comrades..... or should that be surfaced....

THAT'S NOT YURI YOU FUCKING

SUBHUMAN

y-you too

erin can you please post that pic of your boipussy where it looks like you have a girlpussy

pls and thanks

Get fucked, aspies.
I won the SP.

You'd think Soto and Squash would get along.
They both like fucking bitches.

Get it?

s-shut up tp

that's just ew and sad

yiu're telling me in a roundbaout way

give casper a hug for me

Factually incorrect, I'm afraid.

And MEN

I am not hooman.
I am doge.

We do get along.
What are you on?

not at all

Loco is a bitch of a man.
Would I fuck them?

ilu loco

no

i just met his ass irl two days ago

i'm not gonna go inside his personal space and touch him

okay ;;

Yeah loco is a disgusting creature

O-oh...

That too!

Bark ruined my fucking joke bark slut!
I hope bark're proud of barkself!

all you post is criticism of others is rthat who ui ar

yes

SCOOTS YOU ARE FROM LIVERPOOL BETTER CHECK YOURSELF

Kill barkself.

what the shit
when you're in the same vicinity then

Constructive criticism.

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False. Occasionally he posts ketchup.

Only once you start paying alimony.

??????????????????????????

I feel like we need one more so we can be an octopus. I nominate Maddie.

If only she'd been around when I was that age and I'd known I wasn't alone.

I think the rotting flesh will attract fat, yummy fish we can throw dynamite at.

YOU NEED TO SHUT UP YOU DOG RAPIST

Still better than the writing on Girls.

Alice's cyber logs.png

sometimes i wish i were transgendered so grim would try to bed me

heck all i do is nerd stuff and im not good at it might as well kill myself if even that sucks

*Snoots loudly*

I like elma. And she needs more love. But if things get sexual we're ditching scoots

Throwing him right off the Love Boat

that's erin's boipussy

break out your boner

so much cringe I can't even

become a well rounded individual

...

It was giving me those fuck me eyes.

I would not know.

*Vomit*

lol why ask when you have it

wtf

no

i'm not gonna wait till he's accidentally inside my personal space and hug him by surprise

you creep

buy us taco and i'll consider passing on a handshake

what the fuck is actually happening

I know adachi

but hes a dude

DONT BE A FOODWHORE

I am being forcibly reintroduced to the old fandom I thought I escaped.
Oh well.
I suppose I can rebuy the books for my kindle.
Hermione is best girl.

Dynamite? Sabrina. You are mad as a hatter. What are we calling the ship? What is her name?

Don't be foodshaming.

i would have gotten a bigger boner if you posted it

i am being foodwhore

i am channeling foodwhore

hungry :(

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erin made a thing for him apparently

he probably paid her

Oh no, Grim has the scent. He smells the pussy.

Delicious.

genuinely hungry tbh

casper is here to january and i have £3

we're gonna die of starvation

Hearing about other's dog adventures is revolting.

no stahp

LIKE HE DOES WITH EVERY "FEMALE" POSTER

Adachi adamantly is not attracted to anything without a vagina

erin did you trick him

Fair play if you did

I would consider ordering pizza.

for what purpose

WITH MONEY?

THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF BECOMING A GIRL

he was like "i don't beleive anyone here is a girl unless i see timestamp pussy" or something, so i gave timestamp pussy

N I C E

for £3? i could, but i wouldn't be abe to pay the guy as much money as he wanted

Because the cost of eating out is rising, so you may as well eat out at home.

I need alcohol

does he not have any money?

erin i will buy you a 5 dollar foot long for my name above your boipussy

I was offering as I like Casper.

ohh for what?

do I?

You need bleach

Hot.

I have bleach.
What now?

Kill me

Nope. It's going to be a writhing, hedonistic pile of sex, and no one's getting wet who doesn't want to.

It's too bad she ended up with Ron. :P (Actually, book Ron's pretty cool.)

Let's call our boat Row v Wade!

that works

Uhm...
DMs?

asshole

$25 dominos

i will benefit from this too, you sure you're chill with that?

if you are i can order in secret and wake him up when it arrives and be like hey cabsper, squish made this happen cause he loves you

Those words... that picture...

sabs I'm so hot right now

alright

i imagine i need your details now

so hectic

is that a product

Isn't that the comic that the boy in Watchmen was reading?

Pour it down your gullet, fuccboi

Because you need to break the preconceived idea of yourself. It's like Disney stars being cunts

Late reply I feel asleep writing that

sounds brutal I can't remember the last time I was actually dead broke nd couldn't eat

I mean.
Hit me up in private.
'cos I'm not speaking it aloud.

It's clean though.

You seem to think I hate you. I just find your spazzing out amusing, but don't really read into it.

I might consider it later tonight as I am leaving for work in 10 min.

That just makes you look like a try hard.
I have tried.

hey goggles

paypal.me/erinsteph

Part of me is glad nothing came of her and HP. Shit would have been cliched. But Ron.....eeeeeeeh. Lmao, it all ended well though.

And lmao, is this going to be motorized or are we going to be a trireme-esque vessel?

Say hi to Casper from me

he's a good friend.

Maybe I'll have some zza delivered to work.

what if i don't have paypal. i've been meaning to get one to donate to luka

you heard 'em

prove it

everywhere will be closed in like five hours i think, but whenevs you feel like it, if it's too late we will still enjoy eating tomorrow i'm sure c:

Anyhow I'm off.
Going to hit up some fast food for lunch.

Later.

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ERIN

sorry erin i'm not going to make a paypal just to see my name above that boipussy. i will make due with the image i have

Heyo anonymous

Get me since I'm hungry

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omg and Daddy

Pirate party on da pontoon, boys.

Yep! Good eye.

My magnum dong is too big a monster to tuck.

It felt like one of those "she has to end up being with one of them" things, which made me a little sad.

The boat's motor runs on the friction created by writhing bodies. It also has a huge, aerated live well for all the fish we catch.

was that for me?

sure man.

we were talking about getting you and all the britposters round for new year if possible maybe.

it takes card

soup sweetheart?

i was thinking i could brian you a pizza

you don't need paypal friend, just a debit/credit/bank card

it me

I liked all the little subplots in Watchmen.

Made the bomb feel more real.

what is brian as a verb

hey I knew it was Black Freighter from when you mentioned making a raft of the bloated dead bodies can I have some gratification maybe in the form of head pats

I've been wearing a beanie all day so my hair is extra messy FYI.

brian is a god

♥

Oh god did you just make the boat xD
yeah, she HAD to.... eh, given their frosty beginning I guess we should have seen it coming. But atleast harry gets his nuts in ginny guts

Heyo monstar. My mind just sort of coming into working order since I woke up. So cold. Everything hurts

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but as a verb, what does it mean

what is it to brian

how do you brian me a pizza

I got Chipotle for the first time. It's p. good^^

I felt like such a basic bitch wearing my new boots and such though it was kinda fun.

♥♥

I got my spirit animal in POP figure form yesterday!

sorry
misslink fam

na that's an australian pizza its not compatible

i like Black Freighter because it's someone doing something absolutely unthinkable for the greater good on one hand and on the other that willingness to do awful things becoming horrifying when he's presented with limited information or just bad luck

it's like a little echo of what Ozymandias does

i buy you a pizza over the internet

ossum possum c:

*hug*

How was your X-mas, dearie~?

not give you money and you buy the pizza. i buy the pizza. how do i know you won't use the money on leegu skins

Which bomb?

Keep your kitten/fox paw hands off me! ty

Aaaaaaw
how bloody adorable!"

that means you have to know where i live

and also that you're going to use a card, so paypal would be the same but less effort

okay, i didn't eat or anything christmassy, but casper came and we chilled c:

you look very pretty.

i cant eat lguee skins

and don't have legeu

neuken in the keuken

teeps wasnt planning on giving you money in the first place

no, u

NOT EVEN HAM?!??!?!?!??111

Th-thanks x_x

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what? yeah you can

na famu but it's kewl

i know

Ten eks?

n-------n---nnnnnnno you

i bet they taste like pasta and ketchup with chopped up hotdogs

did you get my thing

oh shit, i totally just did, thanks fam, will nevar forget

i was actually going to i just don't want to make a paypal

googggles

guess loco gave her money anyways

didn't even need the boipussy

again you do not have to, you can check out as guest with card

but never mind

Oh hi ten. I didn't really know who a lot of the anonymous are anymore

How are you

the agreement is she's sending me pics of casper's dingding

oh well you got your beggings anyways

maybe next time

abortus

Maddie, do you, too, like to sing everything and make up protest chants?

The atmosphere of impending doom in the book is almost palpable.

Whip that beany off and just ruffle all the hair up. Poof it out.

It's our dream boat, wrought by Poseidon himself.

Go team ginger!

the note said to spend it on ingredients for food, not takeaway, so pizza is still being accepted hue

pretty great! we ps4 nao

how was your xmas?

I already did that. it's everywhere.

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It was nothing to remember. Just playing persona4 most of the time

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drugs is kinda food too

na, those either make you instantly hungry, or unable to eat for ages, so when they wear off you're super hungry.

it's kinda the opposite.

tokai your boyfriend and crush are not here

kindly fuck off

oh, shit, it's two for tuesday, we can get a whole dominos free

tp plssss

i've been eating a shitload of miso ramen shit

cause so blazed all the time

Chronischevermoeidheidssyndroom

isn't miso fish paste? u r bad veggie

loco ruined it sorry

no sloppy boipussy seconds

Redheads are a best, it cannot be denied.
I love the boat... and fear it... perfection.
You need a captains hat

tp two for tuesday

TWO FOR TUESDAY

don't be a wet towel, plsssss

i want a hat

it says it's vegan on the cup

ps2 game?!???

I just did that 2 hour ago o.o

Geneesmiddelenvergoedingssysteem

like he already got all up in that boypussy

and now you want me to

kinda ew tbh

order two for tuesday deal, or be a wet towel?

nobody got any pussy

yet

could be you

P4 golden on my vita

ugh you gave me a boner

Zandzeepsodemineraalwatersteenstralen

casper has spray paint, i'll get your name painted on my belly and show puss for $30

i didn't see any guest check out on the paypal

Erin's genitals are worth $30 but her tits are priceless

undeniably reasonable

you will cherish such an image across many boards for years to come

smooth

i never spread my legs

it's just the front butt

in boob terms you see that much with a low cut top

i usually do not pay for porn but i would masturbate to it many times

Is it all curly?

I have a Long John Silvers cardboard pirate hat with "Captain Ron" written in blue Sharpie.

...

post it.

Yes. YES. Ron Swanson

I lied for comedic effect. ;___;

It is. It's way too long.

oh. huh. it is indeed trying to make me sign up when i try. welp. you could just put in fake info and make one in like a minyoot, or you could fap to the best your imagination can produce in lieu.

oh, so you don't have a boipussy then?

Ooooh. I thought you meant the pirate hat.

I have a huge, beaten-up, smelly, cavernous, pox-riddled boipussy and a disgustingly huge donkey dingus, yes.

How long is too long?

post 'em so i can fap to this sick shit.

If I pull my fringe down it almost reaches my nose

But it's surprisingly manageable and not too voluminous I guess because I have thin hair

But it'll start being ugly instead of cute soon

i will jack off to the image i have and the see how i feel. it's not looking good tbh, i would love to pay to see more boipussy though cause you give me a huge broner

I.... What... there is no gubberment at sea

wouldnt Yan buy you pizza if you asked him?

so nostalgia, you get to play ps1 crash bandicoot in game in uncharted 4

welp, offer is sliding off the table, make your mind up.

i would love to be jacked off to by you.

probably

it was never about the pizza

What the fuck, man

that was meant to be private

it's about an aging man's boner and his submission to my wishes in order to get the satisfaction he craves.

this is interesting

keep it going

Faggot.

this is not affecting my boner

Is it just me or is TP rapidly threatening to out-creep Grim, if he hasn't already?

offer has expired. sorry. later.

Post boner.

it's arguable who is submitting to who

did Casper srs show up at your house w no money??

just go jerk off

Sugoi

This is the first time I've played persona. It's really fun

International waters! Where monkey knife fights and inter-species marriage thrive on the high seas!

My enormous boipussy can only be photographed for orbital telescopes.

Can you use your family's sword to cut it short?

he has some money, but he can't spend too much cause obviously he still needs to make it out of scotland, maybe visit other places before he goes home

i am but it helps when she talks to me

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Best poster who

I was just gonna take it all off with clippers and by a cat ear beanie

You.

Doesn't exist

What? People think you're creepy.
And TP was being really fucking cringe worthy.

i enjoy grim most

i am closer to others, but objectively speaking

best creep who

That me.

See

most probable of talking u into suicide who

creeping on erin is like walking though

everyone does it

Guess I'm a fucking cripple, then.

Did you give my daughter a land mine?

I'm not creepy

stop this

and yet so few buy me pizza

fuck you too

grim is best at creeping and perving

stop what

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it's hard for me to get into rpg

did you play the faullout games??

eating 1+ times a day is worth money pre much every time imo

finish so you can stop freaking ppl out lmao

I also enjoy grim most. he tastes best.

I'M SORRY

it's going to be so good when it happens

I did. I really liked New Vegas. 4 was also pretty good but got old after two weeks.

it's nice to have the option, i didn't eat christmas eve or christmas day, i ate a little yesterday, and i haven't eaten today

i mean i have a history of eating disorders so it's not really a problem for me but atm i can eat pretty well so it's annoying

I agree.

trying to butter me up

I AM NOT

IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS THE SHORT JOKES

CEASE THIS

It's an easy metric to try and figure who tells people to do it the most, but most likely to actually convince people?

Who fucking knows.

i said objectively fag

doesn't mean you're my favourite

just efficient

it has the same effect

name some reasons why im the best poster that dont include buying people things

That's cute too, I guess.

Well, it seemed appropriate at the time.

You want me to keep it long?

you never buy me stuff

i enjoy your irreverence and tastes in which dramas to fuel

new

hmm yeah I get frustrated too easy, I died a few times in fallout 4 and haven't played it since

if you wanna live for a long time you gotta fuck with food more often!!!

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