NE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE...

Someone get him some water quick

...

how is it so replayable?
:o

ethanol is a helluva drug.

Whats wrong with you ?

Shootbangs

cute

huh?
tell me more?

Stop slandering people.

I'm on Episode 3.
Kinda hope this turns out to be a boy.

...

ug

You shoot things with guns and is fun

She's not going to, don't worry.

Wouldn't call it being alive, but yeh, I'm still kickin'. Holy fuck these threads move a lot faster than I remember though.

youtube.com/watch?v=dAYBplqmGxY

All right. I am better now.

i'm not?

no ug meaning you're 3 eps in

yup, more people mean more posts

????????

but there's wayy more out there than just re4 that shoot stuf tho?

lol
weird youtube clip

That is strictly what you were doing just now in the other thread.

Or are you too dense to understand that's what you were doing?

All in a cry for attention, even.

I'm 2 episodes in.
I haven't started 3, but I tend to go through things quickly, I just got distracted by someone's attention fit.

None have the same charm

...

I can hear my insides moving around

...

...

stop slandering me! meanie.

Can I commission you to write it for me ?

insides are spooky

I suppose.

hmmm... what else did you get for ps4?

Vaginas are.

...

Just DS3 and Bloodborne so far

subtle hadn't been playing and she mistook it as being ignored
i think the conflict was solved already

It's not slander when it's truth, retard.

Next time you want someone's attention try actually talking to them.
Ask them how the weather is.

You know, try to have an actual conversation, instead of attacking their character.

Okay lets see it.

i hear that all the time

its when i know i have to eat even tho i have no appetite

It's not about whether there was a conflict or not.
It's about the fact that she was trying to get his attention in the most abhorrently disgusting way possible.

I'll be real gentle with your flapper.

I am busy feeding mid, though.

is it fun?
are you eating lotsa tasty stuff?
:)

Sometimes less is better.

Same old Luka. Never change.

hmph... bully.

how did inside-stuff end up working despite being so complicated

Ithink I am going to die every tim

Probably because you're posting while playing.

I still want it.

*hugs*
Where have u been?!

I'm sorry but considering the source that is funny

I'm eating the souls of my enemies in those games, sure

Only when you decide to be a fuckwit like that.

The difference is, I don't try to make people feel bad when I want their attention.

I talk to them.

no u

tell me somthing kewl you're planning?

dats cuz u at war wiff luv

It's all attentionseeking on the internet, dude

Rin never pays attention to me.
:(

It's all attention seeking off the internet too, your point?

feku I need you to kill immortal it's in the 1000's of q's and I can't even touch it lol

This may be the last thread I can tolerate flip-flapper euphemisms.. almost

Evolution?

In the chat mostly. Going to doctor's appointments. Being depressed. Playing games with friends. Getting over a breakup. Sleeping far more than I'd like. Adjusting to new meds. Trying to quit smoking for good. Take your pick.

Reminded of Darwin every time I see that stupid pink troll in real life

love?

which chat?
is something broken? oh.. sounds tough ;~; *pats*
stay strong astro...

I'll try to hold back, but don't flip if it slips out.

...

How often do you see that in real life?

Going to hang out with Soto tomorrow for his birthday, then to the parents' place for Christmas with my mom

My point is that it is the internet, holding it to that standard is laughable

No one is actually hurt, every method of attentionseeking here is essentially equally stupid

Subtoe's so meen.
Hi dun't plai bl w/ mi animor.
:(

Whenever I go shopping pretty much.

how did evolution end up making inside-stuf end up working despite being so complidateing

Holding ourselves to standards is part of what makes us human, so I fail to see how it's laughable.

I'm jelly~ sounds like your gonna have a nice time.
i wonder what they will give u?

Strange

I've never seen it anywhere

you're not gonna hang out with me? wow. dead tome.

Reading comprehension must be undertaught in Canada, eh?

Yep, should be fun! I dunno what they're giving me, gotta wait another week. We're doing presents and whatnot next weekend when my family flies in and my stepdad comes back from his overseas work trip

hello darkness my old friend

Man, at this point it hardly matters.
He's been doing it for how many years? Our community is getting smaller and eventually he won't have anyone who really likes him around if he acts like that anymore.
All people pay their dues in the end.

Literally who?

Anekichat. And yeah, you could say something's broken... but hey, we robots are tough. I'll pull myself together one day.

I literally can't compete you're too good at this

Ok so maybe it goes something like this
inside-stuf started really simple (relatively),
some organisms develop more complicated inside-stuf that actually doesn't kill them but improves the system in some meaningful way,
natural selection stuf

get out

Sorry, I've long since entered skim mode.

I don't know how long he's been doing it, actually.
I don't remember him doing it the last time I bothered to pay attention.

Sorry for not having a life.

Not a great excuse, but again who actually cares

well i'mma prolly just sit at home in thread on xmas if you ever wondered where i was at.
how are you with your parents? ;~; will things be alright? *hugs*
lol i bet you will get socks or something this year! xD

I think God made it work.

I am also disconnecting.

Right.

i do too

pick up all the parts and screw each one back in peice by peice~
:)

(2)

yeah itis pretty tricky to believe still

yeah itis pretty tricky to believe still

I'll be sure to say hello

I'm great with my parents, I'm one of the good kids. I'll probs get new work clothes, those are always helpful

Again, I said excuse. There is a crucial difference in meaning there

Yet again, I reiterate who cares. Why are you even nitpicking lmao

...

That's what I do, but I can't always find all the parts so I have to just cobble the rest together as best I can. It's been a long 31 years.

Oh, sorry for correcting inapt word choice.

sorta brilliant actually

I MANUALLY TYPED BOTH

they just happened to be the same

colby in fancy suit all cleaned up shaved fresh skin and nice trimmed hair~

I forgive you this time.

Rage or internet?

Do you ?

...

more like EVERYTIME

Ian and his noob lvl lexicon

Ohh but I already kinda said that was something I like about you

Better than if we had no explanation at all though?

ya it takes time ;~;
but each new peice fixed make you whole-er!
you'll be more solid than ever before :)

You probably shouldn't use the excuse that you're not paying attention when you're correcting someone's word choice :^)

Oh god no, I barely get out of bed in the morning in my normal clothes

I swear I read somebody just say rape culture but idk how I managed to read that Ican not find it anymore

Internet.

OH MY GOD GRIM SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like can we even repair stuff if it breaks more than just a tiny bit

yes

You read Rage here probablee

Well, yes.
And it's not like I actually don't have a life.

You know what skimming is, right?

...

god dammit Darwin

LOL

...b-but ur mr. big lawyer business guy in firm and cubicle of computers and suits?! ;~;

I think so but how did it get mangled that bad

Yes, and?

The patriarchy works in mysterious ways

That is what I'm doing.
As initially stated.

Maybe. Time will tell. If the past has been any indication it's gonna be mostly downhill from here with a few brief upward slopes. I just hope I have enough parts to make it to the bottom in one piece.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=R6Y5zhHvKH8

We value comfort over looking fancy, the job is stressful enough

You do realize that skimming means not giving full attention to what you're reading, right? I'm not sure why you think calling it skimming changes anything about what we've been talking about

more filters

MORE FILTERS

It... does, though.
I corrected the words I cared to read.

Send me some happy music.

Everything went okay, though. The AP Blitz/Alistar bot lane carried.

The words that wouldn't have needed correcting should you have read the ones you didn't

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back!

"so how are we gonna shoot this anti abortion movie?"

"lets make it look like sicario"

i was in a struggle earlier
ill get to it now !

Mostly no? but we can facilitate the body fixing the stuff itself
Kinda wish I went into medicine but then >all that gore and surgery you have to deal with

GG Echo.

Right.
It's not worth talking to you, enjoy your night.

medicine is a snoozefest. it's all just making sure you don't kill people.

Why did this happen ?

(((SD)))

We are playing with Zac, so there must be people with bronze mmr or something.

On a 30 hour shift

Oh, hi Astra.
I'm kind of getting ready for bed though.

Wow rude much ?

yeah

like it's actually not that difficult. it's just about making sure you have the basic fact of DON'T ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOUR PATIENT drilled into your head. that's why it takes 8 years to get a degree. it's for dumm dumms.

But what about the orgy?
You can't about on us now!

I will be soon as well. Gotta get ready for, you know. Stupid holiday shit.

I'm sure it's not just because you've reached the point where I can't make it any clearer that you were wrong, definitely not

That'd be petty, and so would gloating about it

NOT MY FAULT IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE

Your lapse in logic is giving me a headache, and rather than try to correct it, I figured I'd derive more enjoyment from french kissing a belt sander.

What rank are you ?

Pfft

...

...

Should've just settled with his "I was just pretending to be retarded" and left it at that.

Orgy..?

Well, it's somewhat meaningful to spend some time with your close ones.
I just need to be up in 4 and a half hours to go to the gym.

I was going to way back here

But then it kept going

I sent you a memo, did you ignore it?

never know what future holds
keep getting those parts day by day peice by peice
you can't count how many you have left because you don't know what your missing.

i hope you're not stressed out! ;~;

You didn't send me anything, I'm getting somewhat spooked now.

Yeah, at least I'll get to see my brother. He's probably the closest one I have anymore and we rarely ever get to see each other since he moved. Anywho, I'm off for the night. Have a good one, man.

Who knows. Maybe one day somebody will lend me some spare parts to get me by. Good talking to you again, Luka. See you around.

Alright, have a good one Astra.
I'm off to get some rest now as well, g'night.

Eh, comes with the field

Unranked.

see you next time astro ;~;

how do you relax?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

...

Stop thinking of Albert in that outfit, homo.

who

what if you call her a puppy

...

bocksbocks

Are you gonna ever fix that ?

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I-If it is with you...

If my smurf was level 30 I would be okay with that.

the disrespects

:c

Here are today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!rkwwgCqI!5AL14_6zGTSuNfXNizjz4sMzs3yQbu42w860YFdnklg

I want my main account to stay unranked.

It has nothing to do with you.

That is fine. I have been mostly fucking around when playing anyway.

thanks
:)

bump

its lewd!

He thinks lesbian sex is somehow pure and not lewd at all because GIRLS!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! PURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Embrace tranquility.

embrace this dick

Embrace your curry father's genitals.

?

I'll embrace nothing.

pure lewdity

Embrace gallons of bleach.

*pets*

lol
ur weird

That is just wasteful.

why am i weird for calling gay sex lewd

Embrace a single .22 to the temple.

I am like level 6 os something though so it wouldn't take long

26

I mean

Pass.

i dunno

...

It's how you build up a tolerance and can survive bigger bullets.
What reason would I have to mislead you here?

...

okay that's fucking hilarious

...

...

...

sup

meh nothing

Oh my god

game not fun enough?

bored with it. dont want to do anything

...

hey whats up guys its scarce here

Fuck off, Grape.

hey whats up guys its scarce here

Play more Witcher.

meh after i replace my cpu cooler. i try not to do anything intensive

Wait, I thought your smurf was higher than that.

what are you doing?

...

looking at porn and youtube

Honestly it i'm not sure what its level is

20 something ?

...

What is it not high enough for you ?

I am not high enough.

me too.... (only the youtube part lol)

i don't even know what to get anymore.

get what

Wish I could say the same.

hi grape

A Grape clone more likely.

no thats actually grape I was talking to him in voice

o

like... buy?
cause it's christmas right?

oh

i had 12 bucks so i had my daddy pick something out that he wanted

what did they pick? :D

morrowind and e.y.e

What did you ingest?

Make him run a medium armor, spear playthrough.

your dad plays video games?!

cool!

nah im not touching that

not that kind of daddy

...oh

:c

ew

...

cute

woah racist AND homophobic

woof woof

my throat is dry

Hello all.

Just suck some dick and it'll moisten up real fast

hey maddy

activate water

How's it going?

pretty good, just watchin some netflix, what're you up too?

no has

how about bleach

Hi nez~

Finally got invited to Christmas with family, so that's cool. I replied with my concerns regarding going as myself so hopefully I hear back in the morning.

This was basically the dialogue I've been dreading since I started this whole dealio, so I'm kinda on edge right now after my mini meltdown.

Anything good on Netflix? Who is this btw?

that is a big first for sure, I can understand the stress that would cause... I'm watching boondocks it's pretty good I've only ever seen a couple epis before

also it's secret weapons, hi ^^

nooo not bleach, that would be super bad for you

OOH OMG HI!

That show's fun. Have you met A Pimp Named Slickback yet??

Yeah, it's a pretty big deal. I was just about to the point of accepting I wasn't part of the fam anymore and then I got a text while at work tonight so it was kind of emotional. Emotions are weird. Being able to cry is weird too lmao

hELLO

pIGGY

are u sure

people often tell me I should try it

My skull hurts and the human repair shop doesn't know what to do about it
How is everyone

Yes I have, such a great pimp name lol... just finished the 1st season 20 mins ago

christmas time is stressful and emotional enough without the whole transition aspect, I feel for ya!

I mean, your throat would be, like, super clean

...

morning

Good morning gummi fish

alright cool im gonna get some from the laundry room brb

how're you?

mornin

is that the hospital

decisions...

...

Where do you take your humans to be repaired?

Amputate now, it will only get infected
Buy energy drinks

...

I said I'm HUNGRY

hungry :(

I like to E A T

CHILDREN

I will not have this on my conscience

just stay hungry it's not that bad

Pick me up a Caesar salad while you're out

MY HEARTS BIG

that's illegal, fish

nigga im going to a gas station not a grocery store

and i'm C U M M I N

pussy?

ok i guess

how u

How about those veggie straws then? I'm sure I can make a salad out of those

a bit sleepy, excited for christmas

i generally dont repair humans

...

...

How are your humans functional?
They need maintenance

i dont own any humans, sadly

what's the point in christmas when you've been dead inside for years :D

because gifts

...

...

How many self-loathing, suicidal people I've seen tell other depressed people "if u need someone to talk to i will help u.'

...

do you want to talk?
are you okay? dont kys

fucking accurate

less like a therapist session and more like a recovery group.

recovery group for others to hang out with each other

who wants to hang out

some people feel better about themselves only when they help other people.

...

wadddup
netflix n chil?

did I say you could link me?!

i dont have netflix

...

idk

I did NOT.

That's okay we dont need it baby

...

Everyone is fucking asleep

do u wanna voice or something

...

I'm watching american dad or I would, sorry brah. I was on voice like all day.

wuh .. why did you call me baby?

...

I don't know how to properly socially interact so I shroud myself in humor and gimmicks

you better knock it off

VERY fast burd going at incredibly hihg speed

oh okay!
so watcha doin?

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lyin in bed eatin a candy what are you doin ? 3

...

Does anybody here know how to properly socially interact

I mean we're on Holla Forums

You don't end up here by accident.

colby so help me

...

I can fake it alright in short bursts.

No idea, teach me

im watching weeb videos to understand weeb concepts

mmay i see?

You're a big guy for you.

...

pcars was only 9 bucks but the jap pack had the evo so i had to get that too all in all just 10 bucks

youtube.com/watch?v=m59df-ILNm4

Wow, have you even watched the movie?

rlly makes u think

test go to bed.

WEABOO

WITH NO SURVIVORS

...

Yes, just be a chameleon. Some people are assholes and... well most people are, that's why i only interact when i have to.

if you need me im here. we can talk about it here or there if you like.

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME ALL YOU WANT BUT I WONT CARE

if u need someone to talk to i will help u.

I make my own bedtime.

I do pretty good irl

no problems here~ ^ ^

...

Is this a joke

Are you joking

guess I'm not walking for the next week tbh

...

okay but for real you said you need to get up in the morning so go to bed.

Lies.

All lies.

i'm on the fence about that bebop lootcrate

...

how do i do well in life

ARE YOU

that thing on your neck you call your face is ingrown

don't do the bad thing

what is the bad thing

"The face is on the neck" - grim 2016

grr

can we get a list of "bad thing" from you luka? a definitive one?

I don't see the humor

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM

nigga I see you posting there and lurking here.

cut your toes off

i wish i knew what all was in it

test is physically incapable of experiencing humor, for the record.

the bad thing is to become a tranny or become luka

it misses his head every time

just whooshes straight above it

reasonable solution

anybody got some bolt cutters I can borrow?

HA

...

...

trannydom leads to NEETism

;~;

too easy

hammer and chisel

*avoids bad thing*

Every time you make a short joke I want to peel your fucking skin off.

hot.

vy is here I can't make tranny jokes anymore rip

I HATE HOW I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT

the thing that makes you unhappy

there is none
you just make them up as you go along~

you don't see

same

i has all the best names... but... it's just a lootcrate in the end. might as well just buy the bebop stuff you want online instead.

instead of the "Mystery Box"

could do that in one strike if you dislocated the toe and got in between the bones and hit it good enough

poor test

Sometimes, it rips the skin

- Test, 2016

big word for leetle man

yes, shut up grim

...

What about when I make a short joke?

what if i do happy things but i cant control unhappy things

you're doing fine!
^ ^

Foreskin?

what is the date on this

whats up meng

so are you saying it's subjective and varies from person to person?

masterrace

do happy thing more then

7 minutes ago, duh.

I don't know. it was at least a month ago. somewhere around there.

alway

rember

I can make tranny jokes tho, right?

...

yes

i can't be in ur shoes and see what bad stuf u don liek

I can.

...

but then how can you give advice like "don't do bad thing" when you have no idea what is bad thing for someone else?

...

Good turnaround.

You really got me with that wit.

It was a reference.

Well, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No manlet

thursday, november 10th.

didn't know you could do that.

what kinda hapy do you do

but they know what bad thing is

it's bad to them so they don't do it?

my god

I wasn't even drunk

Fuck off.

...

...

LOL

Americans are weird.

I stopped drinking at the end of august

some people haven't figured out what is bad for them though. what advice do you have for people in such a situation?

nope. just very angry.

It's more surprising that you can even remember what days you were drunk on or not.

:3

and here you made me think you couldn't see humor~

Was it supposed to be funny?

smokin' aces on now, never seen it before

youre a faggot

yeaaah but always chance of something cool. i probably wont

exactly
get some cloth and a stick to bite on

uh.... entertainment stuffs
people stuffs

and food stuffs

tests humor is pretty low brow

see

just eyeballed if it was generally after or before that date to see if it was even possible for me to have been drunk

don't be so shorthanded with these

...

Are you as about as tall as most short girls?

...

i was gonna say he usually comes up short on the delivery

IM SORRY

watch others

yeah.
it's too bad you can't see it though. :3
u sure r missin' ou

people stuff?
how do i do that one

a kewl fig and awesum designed shirt and medillion and manga

or some cheap stuff ;~;

but how will watching someone else help you figure out your own personal dos and don'ts?

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i wanna be a cute healslut with a strong burly dps to support

why did I watch this entire thing